Keleson. Keleson. Keleson.
Ladies and gentlemen, Keleson! Hello, ladies and gentlemen. “Ladies and gentlemen”, or
“Ladies and gents”? Ladies and gentlemen,
Keleson! Keleson! I’m Onur Güzel, from Fevzi Chemistry.
Welcome, everybody! “Welcome, everybody”? What’s that? Today, I’d like to introduce to you
a miracle product called Keleson. It’s applied as a foam on the
area with sparse hair. And rinsed with water within two minutes. With the nicro gnarules it cont-... Micro granules. Micro g-... Granules!
What was that? Keratine micro-granules. Keratine micro-granules. I’ll have to figure that out later.
Let’s turn it up! MY LOVE -Yes, sweetheart!
<i>-Listen, Onur!</i> <i>I’ve told my parents.</i>
<i>There is no turning back now.</i> <i>You’re definitely coming!</i> Of course I’m coming, darling.
I’ve promised you. I won’t be late. <i>If you avoid meeting my dad again...</i> <i>...he’ll make a really big</i>
<i>fuss. You know that, right?</i> <i>If you avoid it once again, this thing</i>
<i>will be over before it has started!</i> Sweetheart, I texted you my
plan last night. I have to be in Ayvalık on the first day of the
Feast for the presentation anyway. I’ll do this Keleson presentation.
And then I’ll join you for dinner. Your parents’ house is a five minute
drive from the hotel anyway. I checked it on the map. You don’t trust me at all. <i>Could that be because you promised</i>
<i>to visit three times before and didn’t?</i> But I didn’t promise. I said I would
come if I could get a leave, and I couldn’t. It’s certain this time.
I’m setting out tomorrow morning. <i>Whatever. This is your last chance</i>
<i>to meet my family.</i> <i>If you still want to meet them, of course.</i> Of course I do, sweetheart.
Don’t say that. <i>Say "I swear to God.”</i> -I swear to God.
-<i>Say “May I go blind if I’m lying.”</i> May I go blind if I’m lying. <i>Say “May my body turn to ash, and let</i>
<i>my ashes be blown into the trash.”</i> God damn me if I’m lying! <i>Are you kidding me?</i> Darling, I’m going into a tunnel now.
I may lose my signal. <i>You can’t enter a tunnel while talking</i>
<i>to me! You have to apologize!</i> I’ll call you in the-- <i>Onur? Hello?</i> <i>Onur--</i> It will fit there easily.
Go on. It will fit in between. Don’t worry. -Okay.
-Okay, get in. Go forward. Open the window. Go forward now, brother.
Now turn right. Turn the steering right and go on.
Go on. I’m getting on the sidewalk! That’s fine. Go ahead, it’s alright.
The sidewalk is low. Keep going! Not like that. Move forward. Drive forward, brother.
All the way. right. Now turn the steering right. -Like this?
-Yes, just like that. -I’ve turned it all the way!
-All the way! Go on. Yes, go on. Good. Now make a sweet left. -Is that good?
-That’s good. Keep coming. Keep coming.
Alright, slow! -Now turn right and go forward.
-Okay. Now turn left. Stop! Alright, that’s enough!
That’s enough. You can just leave it like that. Just leave it like that. -Thank you very much, brother.
-You’re welcome, brother. Is he crazy or what? -Here’s your car.
-Where have you been? I’ve been burning in the heat! There was no space here. I parked ahead.
Sorry, auntie. Auntie? -You crashed my car!
-What? No way! That was there
when I got the car from you! Someone has scratched this car before.
It’s scratched! -What are you saying!
-Yes! It’s simply scratched! It’s not a scratch!
You’ve crashed it! Am I lying? I swear, I didn’t do that.
It was there when you gave me the car, auntie. Don’t call me auntie!
You crashed my car! -Say you did it!
-If I had, I would have! -Say you did it and this is over!
-But look... You’ve crashed it, pure and simple! -You’ve crashed it!
-Enough, auntie! Why would I lie to you?
Don’t make me mad! -Şeref! What are you doing!
-Manyak. Get out of the way! Here’s your car! Okay. Mr. Kamuran says he will not be taking any
more patients today. But I had an appointment! This meeting is very
important for me. Please! Unfortunately sir, there’s
nothing I can do. I only need five minutes.
Not even six! I just need five minutes.
It’s very important. Please! I gave you these! My God... I’m going crazy! Who knows whose hands
are grabbing them now! Believe me, it was a momentary
mistake, Kamuran! Great. Momentary mistake! It’s
all a momentary thing anyway! I’ve done so much for you! I fixed your whole body for free!
You didn’t pay me a dime! You were an ugly duckling.
And I made a swan out of you! You were my swan! And look what you’ve done. You cheated on me!
You put the horns on me! You cheated on me! So, if I were to visit later... ...what would be the earliest time you
can give me an appointment? Let’s see... -I’ll be right back!
-Sir, you can’t go there! Here are your breasts! One should see them in place, of course. I tried to keep him out, sir... Mr. Kamuran, I’ve been looking forward
to meeting you for months. Let me introduce myself. I’m Onur Güzel
from Fevzi Chemistry. I’d like you to give me five minutes.
I’ll just pitch you a product and leave. But first of all... Here are some souvenirs that our
company has produced for you. A Fevzi Chemistry notebook,
printed for you. Here We’re having a conversation here.
Please leave! I expected that you
might not like that, so... ...here I come with a very
different souvenir. Here’s a souvenir for our
fever reducing suppository! It works as a pen holder.
You put the pen in like this! It will give your desk a touch of color! Take that and get out of here!
We’re talking here! Our funny props, produced in a limited
edition for the Feast of Sacrifice! -Stop it!
-Mr. Kamuran, please! -Stop it! Get out of here!
-Please! Did he have an affair with you too?
Is that what you’re implying? No, no! No, sir! That’s for the Feast of Sacrifice! It’s a cow thing! It’s got horns on it! What do you
mean to imply with that? -Sir, please!
-Come here! -Mr. Kamuran! Wait, please!
-Come here! -Sir, please, it’s not what you think!
-Please! -Please!
-You were with her too, weren’t you? Get out! -Get out of here!
-Prick! Nazmi, don’t do that! Haşmet, where am I
going to stay now? You should’ve thought of
that before making this mistake. Let’s leave it behind, brother.
Let’s make a clean start together. We’ve made so many clean starts in the
last four years! Alright. So pay my compensation and I’ll leave. What compensation?
We haven’t even filed your insurance! Okay, so file it. I’m waiting. -Come on.
-Your due will make up for the car you crashed! Shame on you! If you don’t want me here,
I don’t want you either! Take it! I don’t want
your uniform either! Take it! You’ve driven me crazy! -Go and beat him up!
-Come here! Don’t run, you prick! Good morning. Hello. Hello Deniz. -How are you, Nazlı?
-Hello Onur. Onur, Mr. Fevzi is calling you. What is it about? It must be about the convention in Ayvalık. Why are you so happy? Life is beautiful. The environment here is great.
I like my job. I see. ONUR GÜZEL
SALES REPRESENTATIVE Come in. You asked to see me, Mr. Fevzi. I guess you’ve visited Mr. Kamuran. Mr. Fevzi, believe me, Mr. Kamuran
got everything wrong. He attacked me without
even listening to me! Look, Onur. Mr. Kamuran is
a peculiar man, but... ...he’s a very prominent
plastic surgeon in the industry. -Right, sir.
-So I was somewhat... ...upset about this situation. I’m really very sorry Mr. Fevzi. You’re sorry. Sit down. Sorry? I’ll do sit-ups. Sit down. Oh, sit-ups! I thought... -I’ll bend my knees like that.
-When you bend them? -Just like that.
-Yes. -You’re comfortable like this, right?
-Sit down. -Is that good?
-Yes. Look, brother. -I can call you brother, right?
-Of course. You’ve been working for our company for six
months, but your sales performance is awful. Well, Mr. Fevzi, it’s taken me
some time to adapt to the company. If you could give me
a little more time... We don’t have time. There’s no time. We’re competing
against big companies. We’re always out of time. Of course you’re right, Mr. Fevzi, but... Look, dear... I can call you dear, right? -Yes.
-Look, dear... ...I hate to tell you this two
days before the Feast of Sacrifice, but... ...it’s very hard for us to work
with you under these circumstances. There are so many people who
want to be in your position. Mr. Fevzi, please! I’m going
to Ayvalık tomorrow! I’ve been preparing for the Keleson
presentation for months! Please! I’ll work very hard. And I’ll make
a great presentation... ...and get lots of orders.
I promise you! Once I make a decision,
I never go back. Ahmet will go to the
convention instead of you. Ahmet? Please, don’t do this, Mr. Fevzi! I’ve prepared so well for that
presentation! I can do it! Impossible. Mr. Fevzi, please, I beg you!
Give me another chance! Shut up. I know. It’s hard for you to leave this place. But don’t worry. Sometimes, to bring out the energy inside you... ...you have to fire the fuse. FİTİLİT
FEVER REDUCING SUPPOSITORY I understand, Mr. Fevzi. By the way, my darling... -I can call you darling, right?
-Well, you have. Darling. Accounting is closed
today and tomorrow. We’ll file your layoff after the Feast. -We’ll pay you whatever we owe you.
-Okay. -And leave the car keys to the janitor.
-Okay. And finally... ...in life, never undertake a
burden unless you can “get it up”. KALDIROX
“GET-IT-UP” Have a nice day, Mr. Fevzi. Bayram, don’t you have a box or something?
I’m clearing up my stuff with a bowl! What happened, Onur?
What did Mr. Fevzi say? -I was fired.
-Really? You had prepared so well for
the Keleson presentation. Who will replace you for the presentation
at the convention now? You. That’s bad. I wish you the best. -Hello?
-<i>You didn’t call to apologize...</i> <i>-...well done!</i>
-I was a bit busy today, darling. <i>-I’m sorry.</i>
-Be glad I’m a compassionate person... ...I’m calling you to give you
the opportunity. <i>Thank you for that.</i> -Yes?
-Yes what? -I’m waiting for your apology.
-<i>Oh.</i> I’m sorry. Oh, I’m so compassionate. <i>It’s my worst habit.</i> <i>Your apology is accepted.</i> Oh! I’m so glad. <i>We prepared wonderful Feast</i>
<i>dishes with my mother...</i> ...you won’t believe your eyes.
By the way... <i>...you’re driving, aren’t you?</i>
<i>I told dad the company gave you a car...</i> <i>...and he was delighted.</i> Of course, I’m coming by car. Mom is calling. I have to hang up.
What will you do now? <i>I told you, I’ll go to dinner with</i>
<i>my high school friends.</i> -Oh. Again?
<i>-“Again”?</i> We have dinner once every year,
darling. Why do you say “again”? -Anyway, don’t be late.
-Okay. Are you looking at yourself? I’m wondering if I should have
my hair dyed for the Feast. <i>-What do you say?</i>
-Well, you know better. You’re right. <i>I know better. Goodbye.</i> -I flipped out.
-And? I went to the boss and I said,
“I deserve to be the chief executive!”... -...and I banged my fist on the table!
-And? -He gave it to me, of course!
-Well done! -Congratulations, chief!
-Chief! Serdar, you said your company was entering
the stock market. What happened? The shares are peaking! -Oh, congratulations, brother! Cheers!
-Well done! Onur, what about you? Well, today, I... ...I was promoted! -Cheers, brother!
-Let’s drink to his promotion! When I was selected employee of the month
for three consecutive months... ...they made me the first manager
straight away. That’s how our system works. I’m like the manager of managers. You’ve got to do your job well. If you do your job well, you’ll definitely
be rewarded for it. Absolutely, brother. I’m not saying this because you’re here, but
I would’ve believed anything in high school... ...but not that you’d become
a pharmaceutical representative! I thought, “This kid will become a musician.
He’ll take off!” -Right!
-The guy would play guitar at the parties... ...and we loved it.
Everyone was mad about him. -Why didn’t you follow that path, brother?
-Well, my dad... He said... ...”Study and earn from your profession.
You can do it as a hobby” and so on... ...and I missed that train. -Anyway, let’s wish you well.
-Right. Come on, cheers! -Let’s drink to his promotion!
-Congratulations! It’s midnight, gentlemen. Pass me the basket please. Put your phones here, gentlemen. Whoever gets the first call from
his girlfriend or wife pays the bill! Onur pays the bill, gentlemen! No, I don’t think it’s her!
She wouldn’t call at this hour. She’s making a video call! I can’t not answer it now. Yes, sweetheart. <i>Where are you?</i>
<i>Aren’t you home yet?</i> Onur’s statement date has come! Onur, run back home! Come on, cheers! Can I call you later, darling?
I’m busy right now. <i>You can’t call me later.</i> -Alright, I’m paying the bill.
-So, let’s drink for Onur! Come on! Cheers! Cheers! -Onur, thank you.
-Hope you enjoyed it. -It’s time to leave, gentlemen.
-Come on. -I’ll take one for the road before I go.
-As you like. Come on, brother. -Thank you.
-Thanks. -Thanks, brother.
-You’re welcome. -Enjoy it.
-Thank you, brother. Thanks. Thanks. <i>Onur, you still haven’t called me.</i>
<i>And I’m so excited I couldn’t sleep.</i> <i>Don’t forget your promises.</i>
<i>And don’t be late!</i> <i>Pay attention to your hair...</i> <i>...and make sure the car is clean.</i>
<i>You know dad cares about first impressions.</i> <i>And I really care about the things</i>
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Look for travel mates. Search. Found one travel mate. Sorry, are you Şeref? -Yes, it’s me.
-I’m Onur. -I’m pleased to meet you.
-Me too. -Yesterday at the carpark, didn’t you...
-Yes, I helped you yesterday! Right, you helped me... -So we’ll travel together, then.
-Exactly. -Nice.
-What’s up with this car? It’s a company car. I’m a pharmaceutical
representative. For Fevzi Chemistry. -Fevzi who?
-Mr. Fevzi. He’s the owner of our company. -Can you help me with the bags?
-Sure, I’ll pick it up. Take this. That too. Here. Yes! So you’re a valet. No longer. -What do you do, then?
-I do whatever work I find. -What work do you find?
-I can do all sorts of work. -You’re kind of hidden unemployed, then.
-Not hidden. Right now I’m very clearly... -...very obviously unemployed!
-That’s a good one. -What will you do at Ayvalık?
-I’m from there, actually. I’ll visit my parents first.
Then I’ll look for a job that suits me. -Nice.
-What will you do? -I’m going there for work too.
-Oh? And I’ll meet my girlfriend’s family. Oh! You must be excited. -Well, we’ll see.
-I know. I’ve been down that road. -Oh, you’re married?
-No. -You have a girlfriend?
-No. -Have you had one before?
-No. You said you’ve been down that road? Well, I hear of people getting married,
becoming lovers and so on. -These are nice things.
-I see. I wish you a nice trip, then! May our path be open. We’ll see. Onur! Onur! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. What are you doing! I couldn’t sleep much last night.
I’m very sorry. But I’ve entrusted my life to you. Right. Right. Let’s say you fell asleep on the wheel... And we crashed into a car... We bounced off that and hit another car... We made three flips and crossed
over to the other lane... And rolled into a ditch... The car is sitting upside down...
We’re both stuck inside... The car has gotten on fire...
We’re both in flames... You start shouting: “Aaaaah!”
I shout: “Aaaaah!” You say, “Brother, I’m burning so bad!” I say, “Brother, I was just getting to know you!” I fear for my own life at first.
But then I look at you. My tender heart doesn’t let me.
I somehow get myself out of the car. I put out the flames on me, but I’m
not completely extinguished yet. I’m smoking. A single tear rolls down your face.
You turn to me and say: “What can we do, brother?
We’ll have to accept our destiny.” When I see this, I get even more carried
away. I start shouting more. “Help! Can’t anyone hear me?” What are you doing! I’m enacting! Don’t enact!. That’s enough. If we’re tired, we can pull over to rest,
and drive on later. No need, brother. I can drive. You can drive? Of course. I’ve worked as a long haul driver
for three years. Without a single accident. -None at all?
-Not a single one at all, brother. -I’ve driven big trucks.
-Are you serious? Of course. Just pull over after
those toll booths. -Pull over.
-Alright, I will, then. -I’ll sleep a bit. You drive, okay?
-Of course. You can sleep. You see what almost happened to us? Yes, I see it. What’s going on? Sorry, I didn’t notice the bump. -Why isn’t my seat belt fastened?
-I unfastened it. -Why? Are you crazy?
-I wanted you to sleep comfortably. Pull over, brother.
Can you please pull over? Alright, I’m pulling over.
I thought I was doing you a favor. The car is definitely damaged. There you go. It’s leaking oil.
That’s all we needed! Calm down, brother. I’ve worked as a
car mechanic for two years. Wait a second. Wait a moment. Let me take a look over here. Get in front of the bonnet.
Push down sweetly. Just like that. Push down sweetly.
Just one more thing. -Here?
-Right. Just push down sweetly. Push down, brother. Keep pushing. Push down. Okay. Slow down. Okay, enough! Enough, brother! So, what is it? It’s leaking oil.
We need to find a mechanic. I saw it, it’s black. It’s dripping.
I heard it too. It’s leaking oil. Right. -Drip, drip?
-Drip, drip. -Get in the car, brother.
-Come on. -Did you see the sign?
-Will it take us that far? It will take us another 40 kilometers
like that, guaranteed. 5 KM TO MUZAFFER’S
REPAIR SHOP You said it would take us
another 40 kilometers. It’s not the car’s fault at all. It’s my fault for believing you.
40 kilometers! That’s the fuel warning light!
You go another 40 after that! I’m sorry, but I need to
tell you something. Don’t take offense, Şeref. Turn it down! -You like the song?
-What song? This song? What are you doing in the car? My blood pressure is really bed. The diastolic is too low.
The systolic is too high. -Get off the car, brother.
-I don’t feel good. Get off the car! Get off. I was just catching my breath. -Push it!
-Okay. Push it! -Come on, push it!
-I’m pushing! You push it too! Stop it! Mr. Muzaffer! -Mr. Muzaffer!
-Mr. Muzaffer! Mr. Muzaffer! Mr. Muzaffer! What’s going on? -Are you Mr. Muzaffer?
-Yes, that’s me. When you saw the name Muzaffer,
you thought I was a man, didn’t you? Are you a woman? -I’m a real woman, brother.
-Don’t talk to her like that. Muzaffer, our car is leaking oil... -...could you please take a look?
-Move your car, brother! -What, you want us to leave?
-Move your car into here! -She wants us to bring it here.
-Alright. Come on! She’s a woman! -Come on, brother, move it.
-Come on, one, two... Come on. What have things come to! You look like you’re pushing it
but the whole weight is on me! The weight is on you?
I’ve driven this car all along! Brother? Onur? Brother? Are you alright? Onur. -Is there anything on my face?
-No, it’s all clean. -Good.
-I’m sorry. I’ve been a bit careless these days. -I couldn’t stop the car.
-But this is not going well, brother. -You’re right, brother.
-You’re really just like my father. I swear. He’s frivilous, just like you. We drove from Ankara to İstanbul over
İzmir when I was a child! What do your parents do? My father is retired. My mother is no longer with us. -My condolences.
-No... ...she isn’t dead! My mother left us. Wouldn’t it be better to tell
the story that way? I don’t know. I feel it’s less offensive
when I tell it like that. And then my father
married someone else. I couldn’t get along with my stepmother,
so I met my father less and less. I do call him, we speak on the phone, but... ...he tries to hang up as early as possible. You know that “crash” sound you hear
when someone hangs up the phone... ...that’s not a nice sound at all. And you know what’s most diff- I’m really very sorry, brother. Don’t be so harsh on yourself. When I saw the swing, I... What about your folks? My folks? They’re the same as usual. They live in Ayvalık. We’ll see what
they’re up to when we get there. Good. Brother, what time is it? Şeref, wake up! The car is ready. -Really?
-Really. Get up. Thank you very much, master.
We appreciate it. -How much do we owe you?
-300 liras, brother. -300 liras?
-Yes. Muzaffer, you took all
day to repair the car! And now you want 300 liras!
That’s a shame. Just pay my money, dear.
Don’t get me upset. Şeref, we’ll share it. 150 to 150. -But why 300 liras--
-Şeref, just take out 150 liras. I can’t waste another minute. Come on. -Thirty.
-Give it to me. There you go, 300 liras. Thank you. We paid you the money, but I
really feel bad about it. Get out of here! Don’t make me mad. You’ve been scolding us all day, and you
took all day to repair the car! And then you want 300 liras! We object,
and you say “Get out of here!” -How can we get out?
-You can sof off! Şeref, this is enough trouble
for one day. Come on. Alright, we’re leaving. But you should
know that I’m offended. You’re right. I’m getting on my way
early tomorrow. I won’t be late. Okay. -Please, don’t be mad.
<i>Oh, Onur!</i> Alright, Aysun, listen to me... Hello? The signal went off. I’ll call again. <i>-Hello?</i>
-Hello, darling. I lost my signal. <i>No, I hung up on you.</i> Oh, you hung up on me. Okay. Alright, sweetheart. See you.
Kisses. Bye. -Your girlfriend?
-Yes. -Is she mad at you?
-You messed up all my plans, brother! I’m sorry. Don’t you think
I can make up for it? No, and since only I will be driving the
car from now on, there’s no problem. Now we’ll pull over somewhere and sleep.
And we’ll set off early in the morning. You slept all day anyway. Isn’t it better for
you if we leave at night? -We can’t. I have night blindness.
-You have night blindness? -So I can drive!
-No. -But I’ve been a long haul--
-No! -For three years--
-No! -Okay.
-So let me pay for the fuel, brother. -What’s that got to do with anything?
-No objections. I’m paying. For God’s sake... -Hello, could you help us?
-Welcome. How can I help-- Sorry, have we done something wrong? I’m very sorry. I broke up with my boyfriend recently.
And this gentleman looks very much like him. Me? May that be the worst of your problems. May I ask you a question,
if you don’t mind? What part of your boyfriend
did you like the most? His eyebrows... ...his eyes... ... his nose. I don’t know. He had a style of his own. A style of his own! Could you go the car, brother?
I told you, I’m paying. Alright. I’ll leave you alone
with your idiosyncratic style! Please don’t get hung up about it.
Have a nice day. -Go away!
-Alright. I’m not joking. I’m telling the truth. I’ve always liked ugly men anyway. Really? I think ugly men love their
girlfriends more. They are more attached to
their relationships. You say so? Do you think I’m ugly? Very much. Thank you. What do we owe you? -See you later.
-See you. What happened? -The first sign of spring is here!
-Well... -Let’s go.
-She’s looking at you. I’ll call you. -Okay. Let’s go.
-Wave at her! Alright, I waved at her.
The girl is working! Let’s go. -You’ll call her?
-Right, I’ll call her. Let’s go! Wave at her! Wave again! She’s looking at you!
You want me to stop? -Drive on!
-Okay, I’m driving. She’s working! Let’s pull over somewhere and sleep. You’re right. There may be all
sorts of danger here. That spot is good. Yes, over there. -This is good right?
-Good. I think it’s great. Good. Come on, recline your seat. Good night, brother. Good night. Sorry. I’m sorry. Onur. Onur! Onur! What’s going on? Sorry I had to wake you up,
but I’m very afraid of the sound of thunder! You’re afraid of thunder?
You’re a grown up man! This is summer rain anyway.
It will cease in a few minutes. How come you’re afraid of
thunder! Go to sleep. I’ve been afraid of it since
I was a child. My father always used to say to me,
“You’ve got fear of the sky.” Fear of the sky? Sudden changes in weather systems
make me uncomfortable. So, may I ask you to do something? What? Can you hold my hand? -You’re kidding me, aren’t you?
-I really don’t mean anything bad. My mother held my hand during thunderstorms
to soothe me when I was a child. I’ve gotten used to it. It’s coming! Şeref, I’m not holding your hand!
Just go to sleep! Good. There, hold it. Do as you like. But no rubbing it or sliding
your fingers in between! -I want it back as I gave it to you!
-Okay. Thank you. I’ll give it back as I took it.
I’ll hold it just like this. Okay? Don’t misunderstand me.
I’ll put it right here. Thank you. Good night. It’s so cold. Şeref! Wake up. Who turned on the air conditioner?
Did you turn it on? It was getting too hot towards morning.
I had to turn it on. Brother, it’s burned half of our fuel! The tank is still half full!
You always see the empty half of the cup! Who are these guys? Right, they weren’t here at night. -The roof!
-What? They’ve taken off the entire roof! Let’s take a look. -I’ll talk to them, okay?
-Okay. You talk to them. You don’t get in much. You start and I’ll finish. Okay, wait. Good morning. Have a nice morning. Let’s hope so. That cream tube and that head,
whose are they? That head? That head is my uncle’s. My late uncle was always high in the head! -But you’ve taken those from our car!
-Yes. -You’ve stolen them!
-Yes. -So we’d like to get them back.
-No. Why not? Why would we give you for free what
we stole with the sweat of our brow? -Do you think we’re stupid?
-So we’ll call the police. Oh, call them here!
Don’t waste your credit! Come on, call them! Don’t! Don’t call! How much do you want for them? 100 liras. 80 for the stealing, and 20 liras
for the workmanship. -Workmanship?
-Workmanship. Our guys dismantled them meticulously while
you were sleeping. Did you even hear anything? No. -You?
-Nothing at all. There you go: Workmanship is very important.
I’m always fair to my workers! -Alright, what was your name?
-Kıvanç. Kıvanç, we don’t have much money on us.
So make it 50 and we’ll have a deal. This guy is a smart one.
He understood that we’re broke. And he’s trying to rip us off! Don’t clap here! -Alright, it’s 70, just to make you happy.
-Make it 50. -70.
-70 is too much! Are you robbers or what? Right. Alright, I understand, you’re broke.
I’ll make it 50 for you. Just for you. But don’t tell anyone. You understand? What are you celebrating? Here’s your 50, Mr. Kıvanç. But how shall we mount these
on the car again? That involves workmanship, of course.
30 liras for the screwdriver. 50 if we mount it. -You do it, then.
-Alright. Our guys will mount it for you. Fifty. Çağatay, Kenan, start the music! Let’s dance!
Let’s celebrate this! Come on, dance! I see that potential in you!
Dance! Let it go! -Let it go!
-Şeref! Şeref! Let it go! What are you doing? Enough! Let’s mind our business. Okay. I stole a bunch of the hair.
I hope that’s fine! -Have a nice day.
-I wish you the best. FEVZİ CHEMISTRY 1996 We got it for real cheap. 100 liras is a bargain! Don’t be silly, please! -What is this guy trying to do?
-What’s going on? I flashed my headlights and he went crazy. I go right and he breaks right.
I go left and he breaks left. Onur, you’re treating such
people the wrong way. You shouldn’t be so civil as to
flash your headlights. -You know what you should do?
-What? Here’s what you do. What are you doing!
Get your hands off! I know how to sound the horn!
You’ll make the guy really crazy. That’s how you should treat them. Drive up next to him. I’ve got a couple
of words for him. -Şeref, don’t stir up trouble.
-Look, he’s sliding right! Drive up to him!
I won’t cause trouble. Drive next to him! The left lane belongs to us, brother!
We’re a passenger car, you’re a minibus. You have to drive on the right lane.
Don’t make gestures! -Just a second.
-Stop it, brother! -Calm down!
-Just a minute! -Who are you gesturing at!
-At you. So what? -Don’t get us into trouble!
-Drive on the right lane! -Who do you think you’re gesturing at!
-Şeref, stop! Mind your words! -Mind your business!
-Hey you! -Get in, brother!
-Don’T make me mad! -Who do you think you are!
-Şeref, come here! -Who are you! Pull over!
-Come here. -Şeref!
-Pull over! Who do you think
you’re gesturing at! Don’t pull me! -Tell them not to pull me!
-What are you doing! -Are you alright?
-Drive on. -Şeref, are you sure?
-No, it’s nothing. Drive on. Did they beat you up too bad? They... They beat me up. They messed me up! It’s alright, brother.
Don’t cry. It’s over. Even the seat belt alarm
is ringing for me! That’s how I am. I can’t restrain myself,
and get beaten up every time. -Every time?
-Yes. I keep getting beaten up. I haven’t been able to beat up
a single person. So why do you keep getting
in fights, then? I attract trouble. And I can’t
hold myself back. I go in, get beaten up and
then sit on my ass. You’re really something. Oh, my girl is calling on video! Your girl? Do you have a daughter? What daughter? It’s my girlfriend, Aysun! Shut up for a minute! I don’t want to
have to explain myself. “We met on a phone application”,
so on and so forth. Don’t worry. You can speak as you like. Okay. Yes, darling. <i>-Where are you, dear?</i>
-Look. <i>I’m coming, darling. I’m on my way.</i> -Who is that woman?
-What woman? <i>The woman in the car next to yours!</i> How am I supposed to know
who she is? <i>I saw it with my own eyes!</i>
<i>She glanced at you!.</i> <i>Why are you driving right next to her?</i> She’s on the left lane already!
She’s overtaking me. <i>Are you a pervert or what?</i>
<i>Why are you going after her?</i> <i>Overtake her! I want to see it!</i>
<i>Show me! Overtake her!</i> Alright, darling.
Look, I’m overtaking her. I overtook her. But don’t do this. That’s not you. <i>Darling, don’t you know that I’m</i>
<i>a very jealous rabbit?</i> <i>You know that, darling.</i>
<i>Come on, stick out your teeth!</i> <i>Come on, my love.</i> But then you I’m a very faithful rabbit.
You know that. What was that sound? I made it, darling. I was coughing. The air conditioner
is killing me. That sound came from the car. <i>What’s going on there?</i> It must be from the engine, darling.
We’re in the car, you know. <i>The engine? That woman...</i> ...she’s driving next to
you again, right? <i>Right? There, I caught you!</i> <i>Show it to me!</i>
<i>Show me inside the car again!</i> <i>Hello, sister. I’m Şeref.</i> Şeref? -Who is that thing?
<i>-Şeref was...</i> ...hitchhiking on the road.
So I couldn’t help but take him. We happened to be going
in the same direction. <i>You got a hitchhiker in the car?</i>
<i>In this day and age?</i> <i>There are all sorts of people!</i>
<i>Robbers, hicatchers...</i> <i>Highjacker... What was that word?</i> Hijacker, sister. Hijacker, right. A hijacker. Shut up, hijacker. Darling, Şeref is getting a little upset.
I should pull over now. I’ll call you at a better time, alright? Okay, call me back right away. <i>And get him out of the car, okay?</i>
<i>Get rid of that thing.</i> What are you doing, brother? I’m very sorry. I wasn’t going to
say anything, I swear, but... ...that rabbit impression of yours! “You know that I’m a jealous rabbit...” Is that so funny? Everyone does that. Please take the right. I know a great
breakfast place there. -Take the right there.
-Please! We’re already late. -What breakfast place?
-But please, before we go... ...do the rabbit impression one
last time. Please. -Okay, shut up.
-But please! I’m begging you. -I’m not doing a rabbit impression.
-I won’t shut up until you do it! Okay, shut up! Here’s your rabbit
impression! There! It’s hard to tell if you’re
laughing or giving birth... Get off! Thank you. It’s a nice place, right? Did we really have to come near a stream? It’s so hard to get you to like
a place! It’s nice and breezy. What’s going on? I have this tic. -Are you kidding me?
-I swear, I have a tic! -A tic for what? The stream?
-For frogs! Whose is the child?
Can his mother get him away? When I was a child, a friend put
a frog in my mouth... ...at a school picnic. Since that day... Onur, you’re acting silly!
We’ll get in trouble! I can’t help it!
I can’t stop this! Don’t do it, boy! He’s got a rock! It’s a rock! Don’t throw that rock, dear! The frogs
will get scared and make a lot of noise! Don’t throw it, please! -You pervert!
-What? Oh! -What are you doing, brother!
-I have a tic! -A tic?
-Yes. -He has a tic. I’ve only just learned it.
-Oh, he has a tic? -It’s true!
-I’ll tick him off real bad now! You should be ashamed! He’s still making kisses!
You pervert! Stop it, you pervert! -It’s drying.
-Are you alright? -Are you alright?
-Yes. My ears are ringing. I can’t hear well. Is it too bad? No, it’s not that bad. How bad is it, from one to ten? -Four.
-Good. Why did we pay the man’s bill?
I don’t understand. -We didn’t eat anything.
-I got a good slap, but that’s nothing. We’re running out of fuel.
We need to get fuel. I paid the bill at the restaurant.
So you can pay for the fuel. Right, but I have no money! -What?
-I’ve run out of money! -You have no money now?
-Yes. What am I supposed to do now?
I have so little left on me. We have to get fuel, and we need to eat. I need to get chocolates, flowers
and whatever for the girl’s family. I’m not even mentioning the return trip! If you didn’t have money, why did
you use the app? You should’ve hitchhiked! Why did I find you on the app and get
you in the car? To share the expenses, right?
How are we supposed to share them now? Tell me, how are we supposed to? Why am I travelling with a man I
only got to know yesterday? You’re right, brother. I don’t want to be a burden
for you anymore. Give me your blessings. Şeref? Alright, put back the bags. We’ve set out on the road together.
We can’t quit here. If you think I’m a burden to you... ...I can stay here. Believe me. Really, if I’m even the slightest
of a burden, I can stay here. Why do you always say one
thing and do another? Why do you say that?
What I’m saying is... ...if I’m being a burden, just
leave me here. Şeref, get in. So, what shall we do now? We should check Travel Mate again.
We may find someone going the same way. Okay. Let’s try our luck. Ayvalık 1 Passenger Found -Oh, there’s someone going there!
-Who is it? There, up ahead... I’ll call her. -Hello?
<i>-Hello.</i> -I’m at the place you described.
<i>-I’m there too.</i> I’m looking around. There are many people. And there’s a seal! <i>Right, that seal is me!</i> -Hello.
-Hello. -I’m Bahar.
-I’m Onur. I’m Şeref. Onur and Şeref. Great names.
Society needs you both very much! -What happened to you?
-A small accident, let’s say.. -Shall we say it’s small?
-Let’s say so for now. Because I feel embarrassed telling it. Shall I help you with your bags? -No, I’ll carry them. Thanks.
-Okay. Let me pay for the fuel, before I forget. We can do that later. No hurry. You really didn’t have to.
Thank you. Okay. So, I’ll put in my bags, then. Okay. We’ll join you right away. -Why did you take the girl’s money?
-Should I have taken it from the seal? You almost left me on the roadside
because I didn’t have money! -Shut up!
-You almost made a fool out of me. -Shut up!
-I barely saved my dignity! Fifty! Fifty! Right. Could you fit them in? -Sure.
-Okay. Right, put that with its face
straight. It might feel sick. -Your car is interesting.
-Isn’t it? I’m a pharmaceutical representative.
It’s a company car, for Fevzi Chemistry. -Fevzi who?
-Mr. Fevzi. He’s the owner of our company. Oh. I don’t really like medicine.
I actually don’t use any. What about that costume?
Are you an actress? No, I’m going to a protest.
To raise awareness about Mediterranean seals. That thing surely raises awareness! Really? I had it custom made.
Does it look like a seal? -I think it does.
-What do you think? Yes, that’s one hell of a seal. There’s a factory that dumps its waste
at the exact spot where the seals breed. -Dirty guys.
-Yes.. -So seals have private lives too.
-Of course they do. -Are you studying?
-Yes, I am. -Where?
-At the conservatory. I’m studying music. Wow! Music was what I most wanted to study. -Really? Why didn’t you?
-It’s a long story. My father said, “Study business management
and earn your bread from your profession.” And I fell out of love with music. That wasn’t too long. Right. If you like music, you don’t
have to go to school for it. Can you play that guitar well? I’m not too bad. You? I’m not too bad either.
I mean, I wasn’t. Can you play something for us?
That would be great. -Would you like that?
-Of course. We’d love it. -I’ll play.
-You sing along. You said you’d be a musician.
Come on, sing along. Let her play, and I’ll sing along. What would you like me to play? You play whatever you like.
I have a wide repertoire. I’m sure I’ll know it.
I’ll sing along with you. Alright. You didn’t sing along? Well, I don’t know the lyrics to that one! You play along the same lines,
and I’ll sing something else. -She fell asleep.
-Let her sleep. I must have seen Casablanca a hundred times. You know what, it may be my favorite film! -Mine too!
-Really? It really is.
I just adore it. It’s my number one. There was that scene... -...where the man and woman met after years.
-Exactly. -And as the man waits at the bar...
-Right, that scene! I know. -There was a pianist... He said...
-I can’t remember that part. -What did he say?
-It’s on the tip of my tongue... -I’m sure you know it.
-“We came together...” -I haven’t seen the film.
-What? Oh. I haven’t seen it. I said I saw
it just to impress you... ...but when you got to the details,
I was anxious. Are you crazy? What’s your horoscope? -Aquarius.
-I’m a Leo. -Aquarius and Leo get along very well.
-I know. Aquarius and Leo are... Aquarius is the horoscope that gets
along best with Leo... ...their close proximity... Because Leo... I don’t know about horoscopes.
I know nothing at all. You might go into details again.
I don’t want to get anxious. Come on. And you, Şeref? Şeref? -What?
-When have you seen Casablanca? Casablanca? I’m talking on the phone. Cemre, I’ll call you later, dear.
I’ll hang up first. Who is Cemre? The girl at the fuel station. Yes, her. So what’s your favorite film? -Fast & Furious 5.
-Have you seen the whole series? I haven’t but it’s my favorite film.
Fast & Furious 5. My number one. You should’ve given the others
a chance too. I don’t have to. The fifth film
has set the bar so high. That’s obvious. I’m not wasting time with the
others. Fast & Furious 5. Could you turn right up ahead? Really? Are you getting off? After taking another left there,
you arrive at the factory. I see. Time really flew by. Really. It’s flown so fast. Life flows on like water. We’ve arrived. Right. -Thanks a lot to both of you.
-You’re welcome. -Bahar.
-Yes? Having come this far, perhaps we should
join you in the protest, right? You said we were late. No! I just checked, and in fact
we’re not all that late. -Are you sure?
-Of course, we’re sure. Why not? -Come on! Şeref, come on!
-Well, well... -Hello.
-Hello. Hello. Bahar! Where have you been? -I’m sorry. I fell asleep.
-Who are your friends? Onur and Şeref. -Nice to meet you.
-We’re pleased to meet you too. Hello again. -They’ll join us in the protest.
-That’s great. “Don’t touch my seals”.
I guess you’re the seals. Great. Everyone is all dressed up. Don’t you have anything we can put on? Freedom to seals! Freedom to seals! <i>Freedom to seals! Freedom to seals!</i> What’s going on, chief? <i>-Don’t touch my seals!</i>
-Don’t come here! <i>Don’t touch my seals! Don’t touch my seals!</i> <i>Don’t touch my seals!</i> <i>What the "fok" is going on?</i> What are they saying? Where are these seals supposed to breed?
How will their skins touch each other? -Boo!
-Boo! Let’s get started. Chief, let me ask you something. Okay, these are seals.
But what are this rabbit and lamb doing here? When things got tough, they
rounded up their friends from the forest! As far as I know, sheep are small cattle.
This is rather big cattle! -Mind your words!
-Shame on you, brother! There you go, the rabbit speaks! I wonder if that’s a rabbit
drawn from 62, or from 69! I’ve worked in security back in the time
but I’ve never done what you have. Today is the eve, and tomorrow is the Feast of Sacrifice.
And we don’t have anything to sacrifice. Perhaps we should all get together and sacrifice this? We could sacrifice these for the whole neighborhood
and everyone would get enough! What are you saying?
Don’t make me mad! -What if you go mad?
-Friends, help! Let’s not get agitated, please. -Does it hurt?
-No, it doesn’t. -Are you sure?
-Yes, it does. Şeref, are you alright? I have some pain over here but I’m fine. But they beat Onur real good. They didn’t beat me up. I was just slightly hurt. Hurt? They smashed your face! -No way. You’re exaggerating.
-Exaggerating? Bahar, when I last saw him, a security
guard was shoving his foot in his mouth! Luckily, the man’s foot size was 45
and it didn’t fit in his mouth! He was tearing his mouth!
Just like that! This is really uncalled for, Şeref! Alright, let’s change the subject.
Are you feeling better? I’m fine. I’ve been feeling
better since you dressed my wound. Onur, your phone is ringing. I could call back later. I’ll go away. You can speak. -Shall I go away too?
-Yes. You go away too. What did I do? -Yes?
-Onur? You said-- What happened to your face?
Have you had an accident? Show me around! This is what’s around, darling. We were driving on with Şeref... ...and we saw some people protesting
a factory for Mediterranean seals. We were excited, and we wanted to support them. A small incident broke out there. That’s it. -Seals?
-Seals. <i>What! You don’t give the cats...</i> ...a bowl of water! You look for a stone whenever
you see a dog on the street! <i>What have you got to do</i>
<i>with Mediterranean seals?</i> Don’t say that! I’m actually
a great animal lover... <i>...and by the way...</i> ...why should they dump their waste... <i>...into where the Mediterranean seals breed?</i> Well, right. Onur, where are you? <i>I’m on my way to Ayvalık.</i> What sea is Ayvalık next to? -The Aegean Sea.
-So, if a Mediterranean seal... <i>...is reproducing in the Aegean Sea,</i>
<i>what is it doing?</i> What? Cheating on its spouse! <i>And you’re defending those seals to me!</i> That’s a shame! Shame on you! But what’s that got to do with... <i>No, no. The stress of meeting my</i>
<i>parents has made you crazy.</i> <i>And that thing near you made you worse.</i>
<i>I’m now hanging up on you.</i> Call me at a better time and
we’ll have a proper fight. Okay? Alright, darling. God damn you.
God damn you! I don’t understand. God what? Bahar! -See you.
-See you. I think you’re going to Ayvalık
to see your girlfriend. In a way. In a way? I mean, yes. Good. That’s great. I’m leaving, by the way.
The bus is about to depart. Are you going back to İstanbul? No, we’re going to Ayvalık.
There’s a protest there too. What protest? Some people are hurting animals again.
We’ll see who and why there. I see. So I wish you good luck. Thank you. I’m pleased to meet you. I’m pleased to meet you too. What were you so pleased about? Bahar is leaving. -Oh?
-Yes. -We were having a great time with you.
-Me too, but... -Bye.
-Bye. Take care of the seals. What happened? -To hell with you.
-What? -Let’s go.
-Let’s go. I’ve packed up the stuff. Come in. I’m hurting! I’m hurting all over. She was a nice girl, right? -What? Who?
-Bahar. She was a nice girl, right? She was. What happened? It’s strange, you know. All the Bahars I’ve gotten to know
so far were very beautiful. I don’t know. She was the first
Bahar I’ve ever met. Your first Bahar turned
out to be my last! -Onur.
-Yes? You’re sure about Aysun, aren’t you? Well... Oh, it’s Mr. Fevzi calling! Stop, stop! Over there! Don’t get out of the car,
and don’t make a sound! Don’t even breathe unless necessary! I don’t care. Who’s Fevzi anyway? Yes, Mr. Fevzi? <i>What happened to your face?</i> I’ve had a small accident,
but I’m fine now, Mr. Fevzi. <i>You had an accident in the company car?</i> How could I have it in the company car?
I was fired, after all. <i>You were fired, but...</i> ...the janitors haven’t been able
to find the car you drove at the carpark. Oh, I left that car to be serviced... <i>...the day you fired me. They said...</i> -...”You can’t get it back before the Feast.”
-<i>You left it to be serviced?</i> Yes. Idiot. I can call you idiot. -Yes.
<i>-How would you get to Ayvalık...</i> ...if you weren’t fired? I thought I’d drive
Ahmet’s car, but... ...when I was fired... <i>Oh. Alright, then.</i>
<i>You’re not going to steal...</i> <i>... the company car, after all...</i> Well, of course! <i>What’s that thing behind you?</i> Oh, that’s my friend, Mr. Fevzi. <i>-Şeref.</i>
-Your friend? <i>And then you say, “Why was I fired?”</i> Tell me who your friend is,
and I will tell you... <i>...why you were fired.</i> -I’m hanging up.
-Have a nice day. -Why did you get out of the car?
-I was bored to death!. You drove me crazy! -There’s something on you.
-Don’t touch me with your dirty hands! -There’s something on your cheek...
-Get off me! I know you like it too! That guy is my boss! My boss! -Are you angry?
-I’m not. Getting beaten up three times
in a day really wore me out. Look at your face. You’re all purple There’s a fly inside. Where? Wait. Don’t worry about it. Don’t move! Onur! Onur, wake up!
Onur! Onur! Onur! Onur! What’s happening? What happened to me?
Where am I? Onur, calm down. I’m playing a game.
That’s where the sound is coming from. What is this? What happened to me? We had a small accident. We’re at
the hospital. But we’re fine now. What happened? Tell me. We were in the car.
We were travelling together. A fly came in through the window. -I know that.
-And I wanted to smash the fly. -The fly had perched on your chin.
-I know that too. And when I lightly touched you to
kill the fly on your chin... -Lightly?
-When I lightly touched you... -...you smashed into the car window.
-Smashed into the window? Since I’ve done taek-won-do for three years,
and your chin was right against my palm... ...you smashed into the window. -Anything wrong with the car?
-No, the car is fine. I stopped the car and it’s all fine. If anything had happened to it,
I know many mechanics in Ayvalık. I could’ve had it fixed for free. -Oh, you know mechanics in Ayvalık?
-Of course, I know many. Why didn’t you tell me that?
That’s really comforting to know! I was really worried for a moment
that you might not know any mechanics! Because if you do, everything is perf--
What are you saying! What are you saying!
Look at me! All I wanted was to drive from İstanbul to
Ayvalık with an average speed of 90 km/h! And get there in time for that presentation. But
we can’t get there! We just can’t arrive in Ayvalık! Look at me when I speak to you! Why are you looking at me like an idiot!
Turn around. Tomorrow at 13:00, I’ll deliver the
presentation of my life! Of my life! Look at me! Turn around!
What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? Please, we’re in a hospital!
You shouldn’t shout here. -Excuse us, Ms. Nurse.
-How are you feeling? -I’m very angry.
-Let me give you a tranquillizer. -Yes, give it to him right away.
-How are you, by the way? I was feeling a bit weary
but the serum made me feel great. Our patient is awake!
Get well soon, Mr. Onur. -Thank you, doctor.
-How are you feeling? I feel quite well. What happened? Is something wrong?
Am I supposed to feel bad? -Anything wrong?
-Don’t worry. Your condition is pretty good. I looked at your brain tomography.
Your brain is in good shape. Thank goodness. Your electrocardiogram also looks good. Your liver and lung reports are also normal.
I gave you a check-up. And we saw no negative findings.
We also had a blood test. Your sugar and cholesterol are all good. You should’ve checked if
he’s pregnant as well! We want you to leave here in the best condition.
Because were the Kök Private Hospital! You’ve given us a rather long bill,
as I understand! You should’ve thought of that before
bringing me to a private hospital! Calm down. I understand, you’ve been
through a stressful situation. This is all normal. You’ll be kept under observation here today.
You should avoid sleeping. You can be discharged at any time
you want tomorrow. Hope you get well soon! -Thank you, doctor.
-Thank you. We’re spending the night here. And then we’re parting,
never to leave again. Where’s my phone? -There.
-I can see it. I can see that it’s there. Don’t show me my phone. Aysun has called a thousand times! God! I’ll put this over here. Turn off the light. Don’t make a sound. <i>My God, I think you want to kill me.</i> Darling, I fell asleep as soon as... <i>...I came to the hotel! I forgot</i>
<i>to let you know. I’m sorry.</i> You’re so carefree! I’m doing make-up and masks here
to look nice to you. But you’ve fallen asleep!
Because you don’t even care about me. You look very beautiful.
It’s wonderful. Room service! I’ve brought your order. How did you order if you were asleep? <i>I didn’t order anything.</i>
<i>They must have come to the wrong room.</i> There must be something wrong. <i>Leave!</i> Yes, they got it wrong.
The room service is leaving. It’s the wrong room. Go away! Darling, shall I call you
in the morning when I wake up? I can barely keep my eyes open.
I’ll call you first thing tomorrow. I promise, I won’t be late.
Let’s talk about it all... <i>...tomorrow morning.</i>
<i>I’d like to fall asleep now..</i> <i>So I’ll call you when I wake up.</i> Hang up. I don’t understand what
you’re saying. And I’m angry. Don’t make me angrier. Turn on the light.
Without making a sound. My neck! My neck! Okay, if I can get up early,
I’ll be on time for the presentation. And for Aysun. Everything is alright. Bahar! I forgot to tell you.
Bahar forgot her bag in the car. She called you, and I answered as you
were fainted. I told her we had an accident. You see? She got off her bus
and came here! -Welcome, Bahar.
-Good to see you. Are you alright? He’s very well. The doctor said
he should remain under observation tonight. He can leave at any time tomorrow. But
he shouldn’t sleep tonight. Okay. -Get well soon.
-He thanks you. Okay. -I can speak.
-He can speak. Speak to him. -I’m so happy to see you.
-Me too. You’re both very happy. Onur. You shouldn’t sleep. The doctor said
you’ll be under observation tonight. Okay, I’m not sleeping.
Let me rest my eyes a bit. Onur, get up. Don’t sleep. Okay, I’m awake. I’m not sleeping. I’m fine. Onur. -What’s going on?
-You’re sleeping. But you hit me too hard.
I’m injured in the neck! I forgot about that. Sorry. Please, I was just wearing
that big thing! You have quite a heavy hand! Shall we talk about that tomorrow?
Because you really shouldn’t... ...hit an injured person like that. Şeref! Şeref! This won’t work out... -Is this better now?
-Yes, it’s quite good. So tell me. Are you going to
Ayvalık to see your girlfriend? Yes, but in fact I’m going to a cosmetics
convention. To do a product presentation. -Cosmetics convention?
-Yes. It’s very important for me. Oh. Great. What about you?
How is your school going? Where is your family? I’m trying to make conversation.
I shouldn’t sleep, after all. Okay. I’ll tell you everything.
You have to listen anyway. You have nobody else to talk to. Right. Goodness! The invisible part of the iceberg! Sleep! Onur. You’re sleeping. -Let me sleep just a bit.
-No, don’t. You Are Sleep! -Sleeping Beauty.
-Sleeping Beauty? Good morning. Happy Feast. Happy Feast. We have a discharge. Room 342, Onur Güzel. Of course. Your bill is ready. -Here.
-Thank you. Right. What’s going on? -This is a robbery, right?
-Sir, are you kidding? Is this the amount to be paid,
or the IBAN number of the hospital? -Could you call someone in charge please?
-I can help you. -Now--
-Just a second, Bahar. Look, Mr. Man-in-charge, a serum... ...wouldn’t cost this much.
I know how much it costs you to buy. Brain tomography.
This kid’s brain... ...isn’t worth this much in the whole. Please give us a discount or something.
Or let me put it in your language: This is truly an arm and a leg! Sir, there can be no discounts on hospital bills! We’re not accepting this bill, sir.
I’m starting a sit-in protest outside! Bahar, please. We’re not here to sit. Don’t interfere, Onur.
I’m starting a sit-in protest!. As you wish. -Could you give me your hand, sir?
-What? Please, give me your hand.
We’ll give you 300. What are you doing, sir! Let go of my hand! What would the final price be without taxes? Don’t be silly!
Please let go of my hand! This is a holy Feast day!
Please, give us a discount. Really. Look at us. We just can’t get out of trouble. We’ll come back again. Please. Let me go! Stop this. I’ll call security! Shame on you! I’ve worked at a private hospital for a year and a
half, and I’ve never witnessed such a thing. But I’ll keep the bill for this man. If anything goes wrong with, I’ll bring him back! You have to replace him for free.
You have to give me a brand new one! -What are you doing?
-Go back slowly... Back... -Are you a doctor?
-Yes, I am. -What doctor?
-I’m a radiologist. Oh, he’s a voyeur!. Self-confessed. Shame on you! Back, back! Let me tell you something.
Wait a minute. You’ve used all sorts of bad materials! Let’s say I’m making a fuss. Do you think you’ve been treated well? See! He’s not responding to treatment!
He’s even worse than before! Shame on you! Shame on you! -Onur!
-Mr. Fevzi! -Is this Fevzi?
-Who are you? What’s going on, Fevzi? Stay out of this. What are you doing here? Mr. Fevzi, what are you doing here?
Weren’t you going to Çeşme for holiday? I was going to Çeşme... ...but I thought I’d stop by the convention,
as it’s on my way. Am I supposed to explain myself to you?
What are you doing here? Mr. Fevzi, I really had no bad intentions.
I worked so hard for that presentation. All I wanted was to make a great presentation
and win your favor again. That’s why you didn’t leave the car, right?
Boy, didn’t I fire you? You did, but technically, my layoff has
still not been filed. So I thought I might still
have a chance. That’s what you thought. And this thing has been aiding
and abetting you, right? He does aid me, but I
don’t accept abetting! He’s not my type! Mr. Fevzi, please, give me another chance!
You won’t regret it! Boy, don’t you understand?
I’ve fired you. When I say a word, I mean it. Dad, my head! Oh! I’ll get back to you!
Don’t move! -Is it hurting bad, dear?
-Move! -Now?
-Right! Why are you hitting it? Hey, stop! They’re running! Bahar, get up! -What happened?
-Run! -Our principled stance?
-They’re running! That’s my car! Run! They’re running away
in my car! -Get in! Get in!
-Run, run! I’ll show you! Stop! Fevzi, calm down! Please! I’ll show him what it means to
steal the company car! -I’ll show him!
-Yes, dad! Attack, dad! Come on, dad! Beat them up! I’ll beat him up!
I’ll rip his head off! Won’t this go faster! This is as fast as it goes. With the tube and head on top. If we hadn’t had that accident, we wouldn’t have
come here, and met Mr. Fevzi You messed everything up!
I should’ve... ...seen through you way back,
when I got you in the car! I should’ve researched your past... ...before I let you in! He’s left us in the dust! This is all my stupidity.
I’m an idiot! If I had just... ...walked past you when I first saw
you, none of this would’ve happened. -Hold on!
-What are you doing! Slow down! Fevzi, careful! Kids! Where are they? -I don’t know. They disappeared.
-Good. -Where did they go?
-I can guess where. -Right, here.
-Did we make it? We made it. And you still yell at me. Şeref, don’t make me angry. It’s the company car!
Be thankful I didn’t say you “stole” it. -So am I to blame for it all now?
-You’re still trying to prove yourself right! Why do you care about my car? Why did I steal this car?
To win back my job. It’s not even clear what your job is! You said you’d go to Ayvalık to
visit your family... I feel pity for your family.
Who knows... ...what sort of trouble you’ve
been giving them. -Onur, calm down.
-We haven’t finished a six hour ride in three days! Look at us!
We’re devastated. Stop the car. I said stop the car! As of this minute, this trip is over! Everyone goes their own way.
Get off the car. Şeref, get off the car. I was going to get off here anyway.
Goodbye. -Where is he going?
-I don’t care. Onur, you should take a look. Come on. Let me introduce you.
My mother and father. I used to visit them every Holy Feast. Last year, I told them I was busy
and couldn’t come. They made a surprise. They wanted to visit me. My dear ones. My father was an old man. The roads were busy with the holiday traffic. A traffic accident. I lost them both. Because I couldn’t go to them,
I lost them both. Since then, I haven’t been the
man I used to be. I can’t get myself to accept that they’re dead. You know what... ...this is the first time I’m visiting them. I’m all alone. You’re not alone. Look, I’m here. Thank you. You should leave now. Don’t be late. No, I’ve given up. Mr. Fevzi saw me. I don’t want to embarrass myself any more. You can’t give up. You’ve risked so much to go
to that convention. Look at you. Right, but... ...how can I present when
I’m so stressful, brother? I can come with you.
You can practice with me on the way. I’ll help you. -Do you think that would work?
-Of course. Trust me. -Okay, let’s try our chance.
-Good. Come on, then. Onur. You’re a true travel mate. I would even die with you. Well, it’s better if we try to
stay alive, brother. You’re right. Before we leave, can you take a photo of us? -With whom?
-Mom and dad. Good. I took it. I’ll come again. Okay? My eyes are closed. Şeref, so are theirs... -You’re right. Let’s go.
-Come on. What’s going on? We’ll tell you in the car.
We need to get Onur to the convention on time. ANIMAL EXPERIMENTS ARE ATROCIOUS Here they are! I’ll get off here.
You keep me posted, okay? -I wish you luck.
-Thank you. Goodbye. -See you, Bahar.
-See you. -Bahar?
-Yes? -Take care.
-Thank you. Thanks to both of you. Onur, we’ll be late.
It’s almost one o’clock. Okay. I wish you the best, friends. -See you, Şeref.
-See you. See you, animal lovers. -Come on.
-Don’t worry. -Hello, Ahmet.
-Onur, what are you doing here? What am I doing here? Let me explain. What’s going on? Why are you hitting me? You said you’d knock him down
with a single blow! You’re impatient. If you’d trusted me just a bit,
this trip could’ve been very different. Shut up! Hold the guy! He’s a skinny-ass but really heavy. -Upright! Upright!
-What is this, furniture? There! Over there! Put this on. Quick. Right. I did. Good. Hello. Fevzi Chemistry, right? Yes. I’m event supervisor İlhan Okay. I help companies with their presentations. I have a great stage presence.
I can get you a good audience. If you like, I can help you.
Let’s do the presentation together. Thank you. We’ve prepared already.
We’re fine as the two of us. You’re fine. The two of you. Right. Good. Shame on you! Sorry? I hope you end up an embarrassment! I hope you mess it up. Who do you think you are! -Who was that?
-I don’t know. Shut it! The announcement was made.
Why is nobody coming? -Onur.
-What? -Do you trust me?
-No. -Leave it to me.
-What are you doing? Leave it to me. Mr. Onur, I have to say it now! -Say what?
-I’ll say it. Dear doctors, pharmacists,
medical warehouse owners. We will soon present you with
an incredible surprise. For the presentation of Keleson, the
miracle product from Fevzi Chemistry... ...I would like to invite you all over here.
Yes, please. Please, you too. You too... And now, to present Keleson, here is... ...Fevzi Chemistry’s genius boy, Onur Güzel! Cheers! Hello everyone. I’m here today to introduce to you
a truly miraculous product. What is it? Keleson. What are the top two problems of
today’s men? The first: Hair loss. And the second, we all know it! That’s why we focused on the
first, and developed Keleson for you. “What is Keleson?”, I almost hear you asking.
Keleson is applied as a foam... ...on the area with sparse hair.
And after waiting for only two minutes... ...it’s rinsed with water. With the keratine microgranules it contains... It paints the area with sparse hair
in the original color of the hair. It provides a full and voluminous look.
With Keleson, baldness will be history. And everyone’s head will be beautiful. Cheers! Bravo! Now, I’d like a volunteer who
suffers from hair loss. You have enough hair... Sir, would you like to come? -Me?
-Yes. He’s very willing! Cheers! -Yes. He’s very willing.
-Bravo! -Welcome.
-Hello. -Your name?
-Mert. Mr. Mert, welcome. Mr. Mert is just the kind of
volunteer we were looking for. His hair is almost gone. Mr. Şeref, let’s begin our demonstration. As you see, our product is ready. Now, the miraculous change begins with Keleson. Let’s apply it to the area with sparse hair. Plenty. Plenty. All of it. Towards the front as well, Mr. Şeref. Some more. More. Use the material
liberally, please. We’ve applied our product.
Now, we massage the hair to spread it evenly. Massage it. -Like that.
-Yes. What are you doing? Don’t do that. Now, there’s one last thing we should do.
And that’s the simplest part. We just have to wait for two minutes.
That’s it. And to brighten up those two minutes,
we’ve prepared a great surprise for you. Yes, Mr. Şeref. <i>It was autumn</i>
<i>A cold morning</i> <i>You fell down</i>
<i>A weak strand of hair</i> <i>Why wouldn’t you</i>
<i>Just stay in place</i> <i>Why are my genes always against me?</i> <i>I’m holding my tongue</i>
<i>Standing around with a bald head</i> <i>I’m waiting</i>
<i>How will time ever pass?</i> <i>I’m holding my tongue</i>
<i>Standing around with a bald head</i> <i>I’m waiting</i>
<i>Bald as a pumpkin</i> <i>Bald, bald, bald</i>
<i>Where has my hair gone?</i> <i>Bald, bald, bald</i>
<i>My eyebrows are left alone</i> <i>Bald, bald, bald</i>
<i>I’ve lost it in my young age</i> <i>Bald, bald</i> <i>Here is Keleson!</i> <i>Poured down on my head</i> <i>You don’t have hair?</i> <i>Keleson!</i> Thank you! Thank you very much! But the product still hasn’t dried. -It hasn’t dried, Mr. Şeref.
-Yes, it hasn’t. It hasn’t dried. Wipe it. Let’s wipe it with a towel. As we applied it liberally,
it may not have dried. Let’s wipe it with a towel
and witness the miraculous change. Mr. Şeref, wipe it quickly. -I’m wiping it.
-Yes. What did you use? What did you put on the man’s head? -Keleson?
-What? TÜYDÖK
“DEPILATORY CREAM” -What’s going on?
-God damn you! God damn me. Wipe it off. Wipe it all off. -So let’s continue with the rest of it.
-Let’s not do that. Please press this down on your head.
It will be better like that. Okay.. <i>Freedom to animals!</i> <i>-Freedom to animals!</i>
-That’s Bahar! <i>Stop using animals for experiments!</i> <i>Stop using animals for experiments!</i> Stop! Animals! What are you doing here!
Get out of here! -Security, throw them out!
-Wait, who are you? Who am I?
I’m Fevzi Chemistry! Wait a moment, Mr. Fevzi!
Wait, don’t! Şeref! Şeref! Wait a moment. Şeref!
Where is Şeref? -Throw them out!
-She’s a frog! -Come over here!
-Out! Onur! I had learned from my friends
before coming to the hospital... ...that we’d come to protest at the convention... ...but when you said it was important to you... ...I couldn’t tell you. I’m sorry. Never mind. You did the right thing. I was trying in vain. We had already
ruined everything before you came. Thanks to Şeref. -Where is he?
-Şeref never stays in trouble! He never goes into a fight.
He got out of it right away. He was saying he’d even die
with me. Where is he now? I wouldn’t even go shitting with him!
Sorry about the language. -No, don’t hold yourself back.
-You know what, to hell with him! -I’m sorry.
-You went too far. I’m sorry. Get them out! Protesters, out! What? Out! That’s stupid. Nonsense. I don’t understand.
Just look at them. Look at them.
What are they doing here? “Atrocious experiments”! Let me
experiment on you! Sorry. -I’ll be right back.
-Okay, I’ll wait for you. Mr. Fevzi! Thank you very much. It’s very generous of you to retract
your complaint after all that happened. You should thank that thing
over there, not me. Had it not been for him, there’s no way
I would’ve retracted it. By the way, you will never
find a job in this industry. Never. Don’t worry. I won’t look for one. Mr. Fevzi! I haven’t given up on my dreams.
I was just taking a commercial break. THE LEGENDARY MURAT
NEW ALBUM OUT NOW! Let’s go. That’s so sweet! Where did this come from? Onur said he had to take a
present to Aysun. And I know many people around here. -Oh, I see.
-How did you deal with Fevzi? I said, “If you don’t retract your complaint...” -...I’ll give this to the press.”
-Let me see. No way. -Wow!
-Well done! -Right.
-Bravo, Şeref. Give me the lamb. We’re late. It’s so young! I got it young so that it will
be slain next year! Oh my God. Come on, we’re late!
I’ve arranged a car. -See you, Bahar.
-See you. What will you do here? We’ll go to the windmill and have
some tea. And then we’ll go to İstanbul. I see. -I wish you a good trip.
-Thank you. Do you think we’ll meet again? The only way you can see me again
is if you hurt animals. And don’t do that.
I’ll make you regret it. I won’t. -Goodbye.
-Goodbye. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. -See you.
-See you. Come on, Onur -See you, Bahar.
-Goodbye. -Is that good?
-It is. I’m sorry, we’re late, darling. But we’ve
had great troubles on our way. Hello, sister.
Here’s your present. Come in. Hello, everyone.
Happy Feast, everyone. Sorry for keeping you waiting. They haven’t waited much. There’s some billur left.
Would you like to eat it? Thanks sir, we’ve got some! Here, this is for you.
I wish you a happy Feast. Let me kiss your hand. I wish you a-- What time is it, Onur? -Aysun, dear!
-Stay out of this, mom! It’s almost six o’clock.
We may have been a little late... ...but we went through such trouble
that you’ll understand me when I tell you. You took more than two days to come here.
And you brought that thing with you! Don’t say that. I told you... ...we had such bad fortune that I
didn’t want to upset you by telling it all. Let’s sit down and eat now. And then I’ll tell you everything
one by one. I promise. -Where is your father?
-He was so angry, he couldn’t stay. He went to fire his gun in the
air in an empty area! I’m really embarrassed. I’m very sorry. We called everyone because you were coming.
My aunt, uncles, grandfather... We didn’t call aunt Rukiye, but she came too. -That’s great--
-But you’ve been keeping us waiting for hours. -I would like to apologize--
-Since I asked you to meet my family... ...everything has been
going strange. This is not good. -I’ve been through a lot of--
-And he says he’ll tell me about... -...what he’s been through!
-But I will! Don’t tell me! I don’t want you to
tell me anything. All you want from you know is that
you apologize to everyone, one by one. Kiss everyone’s hand. Hands up! I’ve cleaned it. Kiss it! -Şeref, we’re going.
-Where are you going? I’ll pick up this lamb,
before you bottom it up! What shall we do now? I don’t know. You take that lamb back.
Poor animal. I’ll never give it back. It’s mine now. You’re going to live with a lamb? Don’t let it hear you.
It will be very angry. It already has. Stop it, lamb! I can’t hold it! How many have you eaten! I could barely hold it down!
Don’t do it, lamb! Barely hold it down? You idiot. Bahar! Onur! -See you.
-See you, Onur. See you. -What happened?
-Nothing? -So?
-Everything went exactly as it had to. -Where is Şeref?
-He’s talking to Cemre on the phone. Your costume still tickles me inside. Why is that? When I was a child, a friend put a... Oh, that’s horrible. But my favorite fairy tale as a child
was the Frog Prince. Really? But as you grow up, you lose your
belief in fairy tales... ...and get away from your dreams just the same. The little frog is kissed by the beautiful
princess, and turns into a handsome prince. Why would one stop believing that
a kiss can change everything? But according to the tale, this is
upside down now... I mean... ...normally I have to be the frog.
And as the princess, you have to kiss me. But as you have the frog costume now-- Right. Right. What are you laughing at, sister? Sister? This kid wants to call you sister! Oh, are you asking me out on a date? I think so. It’s such a bad one! -I told you it was bad.
-Who cares? It worked. It worked? Shut up, or I’ll let the lamb loose on you. -You know this?
-No. -The killer lamb!
-Really? -It will conquer the world!
-Hold it! -Look what I taught it!
-What? It’s just walking! It follows me. I’ll teach it so much more! Not just “baah” but all
the other letters! That’s my girl! See! Well done, girl! Here.
