Yogscast Jingle Jam Rewind 2022

Christmas is canceled hello the old jump oh wow is that it's a gun it's got gaming a gaming chair [Music] oh no didn't put a seatbelt on it is the most I'm in a dark age [Music] um my life is like a Dark Age It's like a billy eilish song my life is like a turkey Cheer Up cheer up let's go do some do something oh squeeze it little mouse go get it you're sorry sure sure we haven't yet been married eight months and yet hanging by a thread every other day [ __ ] thread because the [ __ ] won't listen she won't listen oh for the leather maybe there's like maybe there's like cows wow wow that is harassment what that's harassment can we deduct some points take points from Slytherin right now what the [ __ ] stay out best bullying stay out of what oh I found I found out shed [ __ ] we [ __ ] spawn here my [ __ ] [ __ ] that's my job [Music] [Laughter] channel that rage like me that is Boba boba's trying to cut them off [Music] what's that I don't know that's not my phone whose phone was that I don't know Brad's looking at his bloody phone [Music] I can hear him I can hear dinging oh it's at the end of the it's next to a microphone it's next to the microphone studio so much I was trying to work out what yingly am this is for me because it's your first gym because my number one jingle game You've Lost Your jingle my jingle little [Music] all right oh for Jingle tea no I'm not good Berry [Laughter] is that not what you want content no I don't want to give people I want people to work hard like this guy sing Simon to last Christmas cyber Lane he's a very big glad [ __ ] he's a very big laugh I called you a lovely boy and he called me a big ladies WTF that's my that's unbelievable true description what the [ __ ] is a loom it's that thing that makes cloth um uh blankets um it's like when you weave together when you wee you weave together a thread to make material of some sort question mark I know what a loom is in the real world [Music] what's a Lube in Minecraft [Music] [Laughter] I don't think we're [ __ ] winning guys I think we're [ __ ] oh God Lewis Lewis can you make a cake a man's got no cake that's a rubber tree it's a you can tell by the high bit of leaf on the top sorry big lads it's okay I'm angry bird it's fine the shower era lasting from 1928 to 1989 was named after the official name of the emperor at that time by what name is the Emperor known in English do you know any Empress any Japanese Empress at all I can't remember where Japan is the problem with this wait what why is there a Giants [Laughter] it's hissing at me okay so I'll give you I'll give you some story basically you know how last night you're on a Discord call with mango yeah and she said it's just been working really hard on the open TTD because he had to put a Mod into the scenario which is impossible after you've already made the scenario the mod I put in at Lewis's request was large [ __ ] cats genius to put that in perspective she was about to tell us and you hear spiff screaming from the other one don't you [ __ ] tell of a thing because Lewis Lewis told me just put it in sprinkle some around the map see how long it takes them to notice yeah yeah I've okay they've been on the map for about 20 minutes now no and you haven't noticed any of them there's no way look just look around the map and see how many cats you can find that's a tab This Guy's in like a little food box or something I think it's a giant cat in the mat it's called gasoline I'm saying even though okay you missed the catfish oh my God they are appearing they weren't there before Alex his timing is just incredible seen this you've seen this [ __ ] I don't need a sword and then I got gun thank you oh turtle sex yeah it's really funny it's really cute you should listen to it [Music] okay let me quickly pause my uh my Jazzy uh Christmas music for this [Music] um foreign [Music] [Laughter] is this difficult for you because you really want to insult me but you're having to insult will boys so you're like weird because I've got someone I hate more than you right right and neutralize I don't want to waste like good insults on you no save it for him the enemy of my enemy is my friend exactly we're not friends uh well precisely we both hate hate wheel boy and so therefore we're our allies okay that works that works uh Star Wars Scythe things Star Wars Cycles you know a slice and dicer Electro what noise do they make [Music] it real hard not just to insult you instead aren't you making a real horse I'm heading off we're just gonna all walk out the next three hours the slug one go on give me a give me your name do it do it do it take it Roman no that was not the Roman Empire famously in Europe that was the Incas lastly for five moved across they got boats is that a is that a Native American name for somewhere chat let us know it might not be maybe Cincinnati means something I don't know but I'm saying it sounds like it so I'm gonna say northish I'm gonna say Roman I think that's what Peru was further northwards I think it might be Peru Peru is correct famously ruled by the Romans and lastly which country is this or a couple of coins don't go those are by coins no they're mine may I have a coin it's very cold this winter you guys provide me lots of laughs throughout the years especially on travels your salt feeds me well that's good it's good that it's good for something of that yeah there was of course a uh a monster in the original Star Trek series who feasted on the salt from people's bodies and they would find them looking very sad and Dead with all their salt sucked out and she disguised herself as a beautiful lady but of course the Star Trek taught us anything it should be this trust not the beautiful woman she will suck the salt from you I was assuming that sort of Red Dwarf so yeah uh yes sir gawan says Mary sivmas I started playing sieve because your annual jingle jam sieves looked so chaotically so thank you amazing don't we all well you know sorry I interrupted this relationship yeah and say your circuit again suck all the soul from my salty ass it's so full of Clem but I just want the salt to suck out the song [Laughter] exactly exactly that oh dear that's number one right there Christmas number one clip it oh wait is this mic on oh dear pull off the edge okay can everybody wait for me is this a skip here oh I can't remember where there's a skip here I'm not doing this stressful we were all so like squishy squishies you've come as a a youth I thought that's just how you normally dress yeah a road man I didn't realize it was fancy dress to be honest so uh you're looking very lovely I'm a techno boy I was going to be doing that but I was tuned to the game okay okay yeah we can tell you're really into it from from how well you played right well I I got [ __ ] I got [ __ ] cards I did chat if anyone could remember what I said that will come in and say I've got [ __ ] card I didn't get [ __ ] guys they were all [ __ ] I got like the decent ones I go out there and I I could have been a bit braver but um but you know what I'm going to a rave after this you know so nice um and how are you having a delightful time it's been it's been great I'm gonna bring better for seeing you oh do you want me to bring the bubbly in it's been chilling in the fridge How about if Lewis gets knocked out we have a celebratory Prosecco that sounds mean but yes we will celebrate well he's look at him he's riveted look at him he is he's super confused that's the face of German we want to make it to the final isn't it oh no I can't drive I thought it was in third place but those are my coins it's the clundor I don't like that that sounds clun hmm no I don't like yes there's a word just isn't it's not a good formation of a word it's like if you went to a restaurant and it's like oh would you like some Colonial soup yes I'm sorry the chef clundeled on your steaks foreign all over that donation button too and give money to charity um it doesn't matter if your donation comes in a sticky form or not a sticky I really need you to not say that word [Laughter] all right um oh it's much appreciated we've got Lewis Brindley himself Lewis to bring us the the bubbly we're celebrating his demise over your course you can get cat tits you can get Empire Strikes Back you can get Batman thank you very much Lewis Brindley you can get uh this Matisse painting that I have upside down of goldfish ow [ __ ] hit myself with the face of the display I almost chipped it too you're supposed to use them that's my bad I thought my teeth Clank that is one of the things that you can do uh amateur Dentistry yeah suck yourself in the face with a [ __ ] desk plate gave myself a little bit of a fat lip pow right in the kisser okay I'm gonna Arc this away away from you a lot of p-flax haters out there clipping that and [ __ ] jerking off to it all night hater gorgeous half the world well you know what if only if half the world then loves you no half the world is indifferent the other half hates me that's how it goes oh there might be a tiny nubbing of people a nipple on the world of people thought that was one of my many assassins I mean my one weakness this is called what is that what is that what is that what is that this is where I was worried about people not being able to see the screen very clearly so you can need to see the screen here um what is that what is there what was that was a question this is where he gets various it's going to be fine that's what I said yeah I saw Smith getting changed yeah what [Laughter] your mum this is your cancer whether you hit it first no can I see it again oh Salt Street then I'm I'm not sure is that Chris okay [ __ ] the bed oh my God this is so [ __ ] good let's see that's real just uh yeah crispy uploaded this [ __ ] the bed that is brilliant same [ __ ] outfit it's not wearing the beanie no no scoop it over your [ __ ] Hat knows exactly what this is don't you Louis what is it it's a canal boat [Laughter] oh my God I'm in first I'm gonna have to say for this moment oh it's lasted like two seconds [ __ ] [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate you so much oh my God anymore but driving sorry I'm trying I'll try again [Laughter] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] probably about like a month and a half worth of Revenue thank you Paradox interactive for the latest news [Laughter] I eat ramen for nutrition okay okay step one step one books and both at top foreign okay [Music] [Laughter] make totem bowl with big bucks small bucks burn box what make time to fall of small box big box band box we were on jingle jam instantly and uh someone donated to have us uh pronounce like that really really long Welsh Town name oh you still have the recording of daff do you mean oh yeah speaking of yes [Music] let's see it's like I'm home [Music] of course he did to say it but he's a better Welshman than me sir doesn't know the rules of Bengal cats you know you've got to be concise she should know being Tick-Tock Master keep it short keep brevity is the soul of wit all right well listen maybe just maybe it's going to be worth it Sarah doesn't play by the rules that's true she can't finally set her greatest creative artistic license artistic I couldn't have put it I was looking at pictures of alistair's brother the other day and he looks very much like Alice they're like clones it's very strange he was in the bath but that was the first thing I noticed was how much he looks like Alistair why did you have a picture of Alice's brother in the bath because he tweeted it he tweeted it because he had he was I don't know why he tweeted it he was in the bath and then he ended up being invited to Aston Martin it wasn't a dream there was an article about it last night because but I forgot what it was spread it down I feel high listening to this conversation stand on top of big bottom GAP stand on top of big bottom gas bottom tile with big box rotate toward wall put in the Gap then put smaller boxes on top foreign [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] Jingle Cats is sacred okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry he's [ __ ] terrified look at his eyes look at his [ __ ] eyes okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry this year it'll all be totally real I promise oh brilliant uh oh it's a jingle cat's o'clock you know what that means last time I took to the Mean Streets and asked totally random strangers she could possibly be yeah who's this random he's just a stranger what is he just hanging out well it's just a stranger hanging out in the Square Mecca Chief it could be anyone Lewis two questions okay thank you very much what do you think about this well oh my goodness [Music] does this put you in the Christmas spirit you miss me [Music] that's what subtitles are because he's so incomprehensible the spirit you meet me it may make me think of my good cat I'm so cute I'm so sorry to hear that lately here I'll put it away uh Merry Christmas I love you Pizza my cat here's another person we can ask totally random remember the public what are your thoughts about cats at Christmas time oh cats cats are Christmas thank you so much thank you have a good day lay down to me if it was again Silas sir reg III okay okay ready and let's make this a more consistent beat [Laughter] no no solos no solos oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry who is this Smithy excuse me sir oh no it's [ __ ] Tom again [Music] say he I just reuse the same people should I ask you a few questions about Christmas Christmas is my specialty I'm myself what do you think about the idea of Christmas cats cats on Christmas cats are just for every time of year all year round cats not just for Christmas all right what do you think about crabs do you think that crabs are people painful don't let it get out of control control it all right clams do you think those guys are people clams could you perhaps I couldn't see that I can't I think I'm gonna see the corpse I'm going to see the corpse again clams could you spell the word innocent backwards for me please Christmas c-h-r-i-t-m-s Christmas thank you thank you very much well I think that's enough for today but if they could Sarah Gomez talk to me about Christmas Time Mary all right folks well that was weird Beth has donated I'm Sorry by ten percent and the 69. thank you thank you Mr Lloyd for clearing that that's a lot of money spiff and potato and Alex I know you guys make a good amount but that's like to give that back is really impressive but the thing is like for like an average person like a 10 euro donation it's like a huge amount it's all about perspective yeah like giving one percent of your income to charity each year is an insane amount and a generous thing to do yeah yes I'm not saying that's fun if you're watching me I'm not gonna start driving into things I broke my cart oh my God what did you do to your damn car I can't uh I broke my car if we hit 2.5 in the next say hour can we shave your head period absolutely we're going to hit in the next 10 minutes we're gonna hit it in 10. well but there is quite a lot of hair around the side I guess there is around the back did you hear that there is no look look look it's not ball guys he's not multiple Revelations this morning is not completely bald breaking news Clarion is not bold don't be fooled by a giant bald head he's not he's not it's been fake news this whole time I've never seen you from the side I think seconds remaining um do you just not look at me I'm I'm try not to I'm quite just looked at me she looked at the side of my head generally don't like to look at people in the face that's true I don't like to look at people in the face too I'm always like unless I'm always looking at my tits all the time though I do look it stop looking at Joe's tits as you walk past the store owner starts singing a jolly rhyming Melody I steal all these Soul keys epicles and cheese I like gold keys a beans and peas I like gold keys above all bees I like gold keys and old oak trees uh so he he says he got a gold key to sell me no well [ __ ] off there okay bye that's that done what the [ __ ] was that song like the song I just sang it you know that's what he was singing he's a happy little fella I like gold keys and eating cheese and pickles are Jade I like to eat beans and lots of peas I've been very lonely since my wife died okay [Laughter] um because after the break we're gonna be coming back and playing a hit game tomballfully no Tom do you want to do tomopoly one yet if you make tomopoly I will play it once you've made yourself a like a bulletproof case there because you know I'm never gonna make this you know I'm never gonna never gonna do that I made Banger so we're playing Banker you make your own game and we'll play that women oh oh see just like in the game goth girls give me life [Music] my goal literally to for it's not charity is to get it out there that's your adopt girlfriend very badly stop talking about coffee that's why I'm here I prayed 750 to give myself a platform the place to promote yourself no this is the one it is oh my God yeah he's got an indoor pool oh oh wait is that Stephen or Jill there's this Stephen up here oh this is Stephen okay um all right I'm getting out Steven's coal pink where where's the deposit where do I deposit where it says cold delivery Gene behind you you're black right are you all right the lantern your screen's a lot darker than mine yeah well it's the screen it's definitely the screen 10th Year watching the charity streams what a crazy thing to think about you guys have been there from before I could socialize with anyone and now I'm with my future wife how do people who can't socialize have a wife I can't even get a [ __ ] date wanu keep doing you see Raider keep up the good work I'm not joking if you're a goth girl out there thank you Lop at twitch.twitter backslash daltos if you're a goth girl steamia study uh enjoy the jingle I shouldn't be using charity to get a date with the GOP girl all right this is the one here Gene which one this one yeah there's no pool in here we've done the one with the pool already you [ __ ] set him off haven't you you set him off look what you [ __ ] done G hope you're proud of yourself are you proud of yourself all right we did it we did it we did it we did a quest I did it everyone you [ __ ] dude [ __ ] grief oh God how is Simon put up with you this long I mean curse yeah I don't even know it's a very high pain threshold time yeah a fruit bread coated with powdered sugar Stalin is the traditional fruit cake mitigating circumstances the spiffing Brit which German country Germany yeah I think we have to roll that one out apologize I'm sorry I've got to be fair I'm sorry what is this dog doing what it's this dog Construction [Laughter] I dropped so much gravel on him chupacabra oh why can't I get rid of our coborn maybe if I pet him he'll be better maybe too much coffee why can't I can't add the shots [Laughter] Ben I need you to sell the animals uh why because I don't want to keep looking at him [Laughter] because it's all grown up what happened time no time will happen I'm also starting to slightly lose my voice you're still a baby I'm still a baby I'm not much younger than you yeah you are how old are you again Riley 33. three years younger that's it I'm 30. God that's a long time like if we had a fight when I was three and you were a newborn I would have won please can period name his Capital Captain hypocrisy and Rambler name his Capital wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait why do I have to name mine Captain hypocrisy I'm bad at this game I never said I wasn't what what is this idiot talking about I can't rename my Capital it's already been his name so you can't slag him off but he has to make 100 pounds so do it no I'm I'm gonna call it idiot donator but I'm too pretty to go to custody why don't you let a poor damseling distress out uh uh hello hello uh why are you Talent uh anyone can join the garden here uh how racist of you actually um also I bet you didn't realize I was also wow is that a problem for you as well no sir well so uh you're too pretty to go to custody I'm just I'd love to seduce the pants off for you sir I don't think I can do that oh no and that is why you're going straight to prison that's that was the oh just a one I guess I just want just projectile vomited again all over yourself uh I actually am in a loving relationship right now and so immune to your I hope [Music] [Laughter] Irish jail why are you like this I cannot believe you've done this oh my God they're actually really nice everybody foreign hello hello yes yes Simon I'm speaking am I speaking to you this is g-star games from the ox cast I'd like to file a complaint oh yes uh with HR is it uh yeah yeah yeah HR yeah um somebody yeah won't name any names okay just keep we'll just call them diamond for now jimin yeah okay um sent me feet as a president bought pictures of feet no no no like actual feet plus real human feet no plastic plastic feet did he just sniff the [ __ ] foot I wanted to see did you just not like anything no no I've got I was outside and it was really cold and I get really sniffy when I come from out when I come from outside [Music] thank you [Music] let's talk like londoners over the top but ruin the song of the vibe coming up next I'm gonna change it because God will walk in with a puffer I see a girl and I don't even tip her I got a big bottle of our breather and then like you have don't want a sniff tap I don't want a snifter dumping lifter just a little grifter I got some vocal from someone 's formula I've never gotta talk a bit like this yeah everybody's fighting our gigs somebody reported that somebody got pissed on and apparently it became a thing so people were piss on other people oh really reported in several incidents wow [ __ ] up Mario no I don't think you could be touched indeed it's out of my reach again very good uh but did you have fun yes it's really fun Silas is fun Rosie's fun Breeze fun Duncan's yeah that's fun you guys are quite fun quite fun it's been a fantastic I'd say my dad's fun isn't it makes your dad fun hmm I think you can enjoy yourself yeah okay cool I said that yeah I liked it that's great what do you want what do you want from me some human emotions all right fine look I feel like I was robbed oh there we go this is foreign [Music] [ __ ] Lewis [Laughter] don't draw attention to that it's just my first sonar is that your yes yeah we married on Christmas Day I like how we get older as this story goes on just how time works [Music] oh [Music] covered [ __ ] you know apparently I'm preggers ah oh god um well that's more is that how it happens the magic of birth well I guess we're about to see what the baby's gonna look like [Music] um are you ready for a jingle cat oh no you died I [ __ ] died giving birth to Sips [Music] um um [Music] I'm giving him away at the altar hahaha [Music] the Force ghost the Force ghost of you and oh my God yeah I think this is just uh yeah time it nope [Laughter] I almost got sandwiched I got it literally grabbed mine you can move me but touch me I'm getting dizzy whoa trying to Applause um can I stretch you no I can just make you bigger and smaller sorry no oh my God no I'm so [Music] I'm so sorry [Music] it's okay your Gaza impression yes on that episode of Triforce is one of my favorite things ever can you possibly summon Gaza to cast this dope game for a couple of minutes oh they've got the Pudge there I think I used to go to school with him he's a good midfielder I played a couple of city builders and town builders in my time but uh you know it's uh it's a nice genre it's a nice chill genre right it's good for dads oh it's perfect for dads you know because if a kid starts crying you can just walk away you know that's right you could just pause and you can just say listen yeah I don't know if you know that I have to deal with uh massive unemployment right now I know you're crying but can you can you put yourself in the shoes of some of my residents as well like you can reason with them a little bit around games like that I think I think so yeah they appreciate you know traffic problems and issues with Waste Management oh awful I'm coming come on clip that I the word come has many meanings you could say oh my God will you come certainly grow up Kirsty there's only one you could be pleasure to meet you my name is Dr whippo we've met you several times Dr Whipples this is your son-in-law he married your daughter hello how is this oh my God yes you're hideous we've definitely never met anyway let me show you around the world about my wife could you say ah that's good that's good all right you if you could ah yup yup okay yes I I do remember you this one's got the brain parasites absolutely yup that is radioactive in there I hope you're not gonna try to have kids welcome against living miserably so they stand together with teenagers and young adults providing assistance and support to help break down the stigma around suicide and standing up to stereotypes that surround it and showing that life is always worth living are you just reading off the page yeah I Tom I can't use my own words for charity they specifically told me not to seriously said do not add them you are not allowed you can dablip if you want no one told you not to oh God but then I don't know if uh if that's the right angle to take this ranjifa tarandus is the Latin name of which animal popularized by 1949 American Christmas song a hippopotamus no that's a reindeer hippopotamus not traditionally a Christmas animal no that was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer so I can't accept that one you were so certain hello everybody the spout Exposition I mean explain what you need to do God what I'll do is uh as you need to help a little bit hold on a second term Dr Whipples keep talking [Applause] don't worry about Dr whippers wait Ing and you might be thinking you know what Nancy I've been holding back I had like I had 5 000 to give to high rollers but you know what you've convinced me I'll give them a 10 or here's five grand [ __ ] Bangor that is a good idea that would that would make our day right now that would make our D well it would make my day because it's just ticked over us to like the third but yes that would make my yesterday today I mean like give me a break there's a lot of today to come something incredible might happen if I win the lottery today I'm sorry but that's going to take priority and if I do trust me I'll be definitely buying one more bundle gee it has been so lovely to see how much fun you have been having with all the other yogs and so many of the streams this year I wish I could have participated in the Minecraft thing this year my love all goes out to that ancient pensioner so wow that was such a lovely message right up to that point right up to that [ __ ] point I was like what a sweet message isn't that lovely what a lovely wholesome message and then they [ __ ] spring that on me I'm 44. no pensioner oh my God rude so rude of course I'm still with it and down with the kids cloakers see kept W I know all the things you bastards have fun shouting at the cloud again oh my God I agree right now thank you thank you oh my God yep um 35 pounds from Peter they say gee Simon you're so damn old what's going on [ __ ] kidding me are you actually [ __ ] kidding me that's not real I refuse to believe that's a real message someone did not just say that right you're [ __ ] kidding me [ __ ] lose my mind I'm gonna lose my [ __ ] mind what is this I was joking this is God what's wrong G oh God you know he like when you do this oh it looks weird it does it looks like you've got your little feet up take my strong hand just rest in my feet oh yeah just let your feet up put your feet up oh yeah oh it's been a long day it's been a long day chat just resting too many feet up I just crossed my legs [Laughter] oh it checks out dwarf children get on the projector okay okay sperm from this thank you we'll be back Dr Whipples we'll be back and we'll get the Gin I've got the phone I've got the phone I have the phone don't worry I have the phone shut up I know I know I've read the script it might make you scream it might make you cry tell me another one of those boxes from Tango they sent in them okay you screamed last time it's here [Music] oh you got me Sarah come on in come on in come on oh my God he is the cutest thing ever Hillary do you want to come down hello I'm a friend sorry Jones said how difficult it was to sneak a puppy around the office and not that puppy's been here for three hours three hours did I not know that there was a puppy here I was hiding it you I bet you were relieved when I was in the toilet for 20 minutes now although I didn't know what you were it was awful yeah that does help you get sneak things past you and cats wash themselves oh that is disgusting okay you're right what's disgusting the slimy isn't it oh yeah that's nasty that is nice oh no no my hands are sticky I'm used to that though from wholesome just a cursed immediately yeah I can um no if I get in the tree here leave me alone for a bit you do they allergic tonight will they go away do the allergic to me do the allergic tonight I can't believe he's in the tree with to me I thought he would get up if you guys get us to 2 million right now through daltos we'll do that that means dress me up as a girl but I doubt we're gonna get the 2 million which is why I'm promising that so oh I can do that yeah I know you can do that I can say she was the one who did the uh she was it was really neat to see her in her element too because when we're doing the uh the poker stream when I was the Wonder Woman Man was like I got you and she had like a string she's like doing this up gave me boobs out of oranges and stuff I gave him orange peas hey um right track it's like Donald Trump orange boots okay got to keep the tradition going donating the jingle jam every year always a heck of time my mouse no longer works that's good can't rule of the Bells this is gonna be it's not gonna be about it's gonna be a banger Nick code this is gonna be a banger this is a nuggets oh they must be brothers right yeah [Music] interesting interesting fact I've got the same router [Music] God boys thank you very much sir thank you nice I got pranks nice I got very pranked this is very unprofessional the start of the stream is absolutely [ __ ] chaos there's just beer everywhere we can't hear [ __ ] to help you with that mate try again wear another one is that on my back oh my God so yeah it's pretty it's it's pretty funny I didn't tell poor um poor hilly from dogs of autism what stream was happening when they were coming down I was just like I know Simon's in the office and it's a weekend so it's safe but this is not the greatest show poor JJ his uncle was on stream doing this pissing all by yourself damn boy were you just frying chicken in there for real though you piss loud as [ __ ] I think that's pretty cool a couple of piss videos um just checking in on JJ he's doing great JJ's doing great I'm gonna say it algorithmates are already looking quite different yeah yeah and that's really nice yeah that's that's the joy of this no one's judging you I mean I am inside you are a little bit so um but you know they're not going on screen certainly not going to be into the you know final animations yes you get to take these home with you oh so I'm sure you don't want to introduce him as like a background grommet the weird one the one that we don't talk about has he ever had like a weird cousin that just shows up they're like Grimace like Halloween or Snoopy's got like um Joe Dirt and stuff right yeah Joe Cool Joe Cool Joe Dirt no that's the other guy with the mullet the way this is gonna run is we're just pretty much gonna keep it casual at last year and just play a bunch of random [ __ ] courses and cups and then we're gonna have poor Pierre in the studio screenshot it and add all up at the end no come I think come on [Laughter] not doing what I wanted to good jump nice jump blue this is not bowling what are we doing you wanted special bowling on a giga advanced mode can we change it to normal bowling this is like comedy bowling but this is what you wanted I didn't realize this would be as bad it's pretty good that's the highest I'm I'm winning you're winning yeah winning it's going well well let's keep doing this what like I said I'm really enjoying the uh no it's like God it's like my favorite game in the pack you know I'll be the kid oh God we have two kids boys Hey kid are you okay foreign I've never seen anyone fight like that what what [Music] come on I'll show you the way [Music] that's what Dutch kid sounds like sorry that's all I know cuts it's you're getting into the spirit we have to this is the jingle cat stream it's all about jingle and cats just don't lick your own undercarriage please um what God knows I've tried sorry um [Music] it's so awkward Silas get is getting out try hard oh yeah of course I'm just naturally like this playing the game yeah I could do it naturally but I think I changed the vehicle here oh God blew me up as well your own recovered I'm noticing there's a flash a few flashing things in the top left potato I've been trying to ignore them you have you should probably come to terms of them let's click on Research licenses potato sure thing let's click off Tony Hawk's Pro Bowl and said someone in chat oh [ __ ] I wasn't home for that at all [Music] oh my God he's so good at bowling insane what no expense spared for you hey my leg massager with heat get some very cold nights tonight it's going to be called indeed um [Music] look at that like Mech boots or something I look like [ __ ] robocops like RoboCop the original and I bought you the feet so that you can put the feet in there oh my God you know see if it works yeah why is there a hole in these by the way um was there a hole oh my god do you think I can drink out of them I remember at school we we had Harvest festivals yeah same and we we'd grow like um veg at in the school garden [Music] but one year there was this marrow and it was absolutely [ __ ] huge Sparrow and we I remember I don't think I dropped it but my friend dropped it and luckily it didn't break but it was it made such a slap if you ever get chance drop a marrow they sound they sound super super nice when you drop them on concrete these core memories include the sound of a dropped [Laughter] he doesn't love the sound of it I don't know it stuck with me that memory revs I've got to send you a uh a work email oh no please whilst um I'd say just one quickly um hey rabs I hope you're having fun during jingle Jack I'm right here super nice to raise money for charity I just wanted to let you know [Laughter] what does it say um it's so nice to raise money for charity I just wanted to let you know I'm very rude this is amazing that's so rich Mario Kraut was a very fun time um yeah yeah I won it obviously that's what happened yeah I won yep yep I did congratulations I won that one great job yep whether you uh was using performance enhancing drugs oh I see yeah she had uh [Music] you know when you like plug in a controller yeah for like your little brother and you like just play the game for them oh that was the other thing I you would not believe this yesterday okay and I can't believe no one talked about it Olivia actually had Lewis Hamilton uh sitting behind her yeah oh yeah I can't believe that yeah no one talked about it at all and like you know we were told I had to say that NDA to not talk about the fact that Lewis Hamilton was playing for video that's really absolute nonsense so it's crazy like insane it's mad I know it's mad that's the part of the reason Lydia's been disqualified is that Lewis Hamilton was playing for them during the tournament wow that's ridiculous and I believe it yeah because it's true they were in the office never was created no one spoke to them it was [ __ ] mad didn't even appear in the office cam I think he was in the Wallace and Gromit costume actually yeah yeah yeah [Music] foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] yeah you're gonna have lovely toasty warm feet it smells so weird but I smell like what it smells they might be like so I've used them smell it oh Santa's working nine too fast okay just give me the harmony now [Laughter] of life and it moves us all true despair [Music] until we find a place [Music] in a circle [Music] of love [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] yeah I don't know if it's recommended to to wear it as like body armor I guess you could wear the other one around the back and use the velcro construction manual make sure the hose has been attached securely and color matched here are some solutions for your better reference do you feel powerful what does that even mean the first person uh to lose five times they are the horse and they have lost and forever shamed and it's just very embarrassing I'm into that though being called a horse yeah horse oh yeah yeah no no just being like degraded and stuff oh okay like centaur yes that's what that's will boy's very innocent he thinks that you mean like a horse man yeah yeah um yeah that's that's what I want to be that's what you mean right yeah yeah yeah you know what's gonna happen I'm gonna have covet tomorrow from like the 10 hours of travel you're gonna take my spot yeah we do have tests there's like just kids open mouth coughing all around me old people sneezes are you still gonna be okay like you kissed me four times before we started is that okay no [Music] I've been like staggering through airports like an old man and then today [ __ ] yeah and then today I had to go pick up a package and then I hold my slips on the [ __ ] ice and fellow oh what the hell John I'm a mess I'm such a mess yes but don't worry don't worry we don't know who to blame for this we don't know who to blame anyway I mean we didn't get sick when we were in America though purple comes here and we didn't get like all of a sudden we all just true and break out knives but when doubt true comes we do yeah yeah but I've never got sick from hanging out with boba I think it's because that was licks door knobs and doesn't wash though [Laughter] is that awesome oh I'm so scared I'm slightly scared foreign [Laughter] that's the noise where's the heat mode is there a H oh my God they're tightening oh my God hiding around my legs do you feel powerful feel like I'm about to bop why are they typing they're tight you can always just unplug it from the main right anything goes wrong should I take a picture or something where's my phone I want the whole cyberpunk I'll take a picture of your feet just for just for research purposes why did you type in to search for this foreign I got no idea I got no I think it might have just been feet of course well actually I went on Etsy and I typed in clown and I was like this close to buying new clown pubes you're 29. yes you're 29 yes Jesus why do you say it like that 29. the big 3-0 the good years are gone coming up this is how you're spending your best years how do you feel about that the blockage was because a young Raven had become stuck in the flu sugar in more detail over and over oh well yeah together now this is very deep somewhere distant Aiden I literally just sold this commercial on TV it's the commercials advert have you seen the Christmas little effort a little girl missed her bear come home bear come home [Music] wow it's a spicy advert yeah it's very bold of them very bold um that Christmasy isn't it well he was wearing a Christmas jumper that's true actually from Lidl I I half expected the women to be like snorting cocaine or something yeah jumpers three three wrapping paper three different wrapping paper I wrapped it with love did you actually wrap this I did I wrapped it myself oh God I don't even know where to approach this for oh there we go it's all Cloud pubes oh God oh God there's so many boys here they follow you down the ladder yeah this is too just watching why is he just like cooking what happened this is so stressy oh see I'm so scared you found a boy yeah he says huh what does that mean she's looking up at me who is he is he gonna hurt me no he shouldn't he's leading me there's another one they're both like hmm Franny discovers Minecraft I've never Minecraft did before look at them they're down there with me one hi oh no wait can I swim Brian can I do a stream review of you where I teach you how to play Minecraft I mean it probably would have been helpful Brian I need to teach you they're just looking up at me I feel so judged her what's your beef [Music] [Laughter] I feel like you should come in and dominate [Music] yeah do that and then we just [Music] [Laughter] [Music] there's a plug-in called realm though like round round Grand [Music] I want to Lafayette straight into the sun I'm a billionaire and [ __ ] everyone I wanna make a village my stairs [Music] foreign [Music] [Laughter] situated in South America which capital is at the highest altitude through Sam I South Africa he said oh he said America no South America oh yeah me Rome maybe what's happening through um I don't know pass that's La Paz and Bolivia that's right yeah yeah I'm afraid I can't do that one the man in the last round and then lastly situated in Central Asia which is the coldest capital city in the world Russia foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] take it to the kitchen let's take it to the kitchen oh my God Smith three messages one being yeah wow that was that sign off I'm out yeah the last time you went in there and just in case Silas reads out your donation and it's a bit garbage and I don't hear it properly anyone who denies thank you very much from the bottom of my cholesterol infected heart I want to see you know what's funny you know she would adhere to donations better if he stopped interrupting me after every donation I know but you know let me tell you a story about a scorpion and a Frog there's a frog and he wants to cross a river right okay I've heard the story before I'm pretty sure has as well and then a scorpion says I'll give you a left on my mind saying hey guys that's probably not gonna be a good idea so at the end of the end of the day that's what you should take away started 89-22 I didn't read that bit that was a bit quick wasn't it that bit 15 years after the release of York Ventures [Music] maybe we shouldn't have paused and um Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away [Applause] Christmas day pretty much or something he died no he cemented himself as Christmas day he cringed to death and died nope nope now fairy tale New York that's the best that's a good one [ __ ] sleep God why are you so full of hatred I'm not I'm full of Christmas terrible things so full of Christmas cheer no that one's good that one's actually pretty good but you know what it ain't no Wham last Christmas problematic it is well listen this is that lady died by getting hit by a boat if that makes you feel better use the phone get the people in it's only one table oh no I found a wife found a way they will never come in oh my tomato sauce because they don't know what they're doing quick actually gonna lose it's absolutely amazing I know look I imagine losing it over they just build it so many times oh no that's right more useful just standing in this corner size this line is so [ __ ] long [Laughter] come on oh Lord come on boys we can do this put together as a team as a team we can do this cook harder stop making tomato sauce it's [ __ ] doubt as I just know it I know as now as I can see it can I swim in real life I don't know brainy can you oh wait I don't even need [Laughter] oh mine is really bad mine's so bad I just got like a dinosaur foot now normally you don't have to share with the world what you've made but um obviously I would be keeping this extremely private yeah it's it's terrible look at that it's really bad I'm so sorry Jim I have who failed you I failed you not at all not at all a little bit maybe [Laughter] I would say it's much smaller than I thought she would be she's got tall girl energy isn't she I just told her that wait what is tall girl energy [Laughter] I wish I had tall girl energy now someone says they've just come off Audio Only of watching The Stream and they've realized that's not Arty game there's about five famous Irish people and no matter where I am I'll get confused for one of them ugh I thought they were talking about me I didn't even realize Audio Only yeah why is Duncan still so fine though Supernova oh God keep the horniness out of this donation keep it in chat uh yike it's a yike uh I want to Shag Duncan says Mr Big skin just let it out he was online he said he was like um Jesus no God Jesus backwards is sausage dog and I just heard him say to himself sausage dog [Music] gies does anyone have any idea how you um solve this chat is trying to sell me how everyone's saying sausage [Laughter] now what you've not done it Friday I get really excited can you jump [Laughter] this is the difference in chat all of them what am I doing all send my ass it's clear up my ass oh wait you guys have no Diplo power because you declared the war so it's going to go up my ass [Music] I've never been so excited what up my ass well we had in common strengths I ranged I guess because they're holding range as well they might as well right damn but you should I dumped everything I had up your ass buddy thank you Perry and it feels amazing right now right I'm gonna do it a quiet ghost I know the big box in the gap between the stairs and the end I did that earlier I did it earlier that's the wrong solution wait what problem are you trying [Music] look outside it's the solution there I see a tree I'm gonna have a donations 40 pounds and work to support those in need we're in need right now I'm in need uh oh 35 16 [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] . [Laughter] I thought this was a game about like a High School Musical spin-off about Troy this whole time was Troy betrayed by Zac Efron was he betrayed yeah yeah he was betrayed by Zac Efron no portrait sorry portrayed by yes he was pressured that's okay I I I'll I'll just appreciate the the history High School Musical goes over my head a bit I'm sure a lot does oh sorry I'm sorry this is supposed to be the Canadian we're being nice to each other was that a hairline joke no no it wasn't I want to be someone else the hot lady queen of pain she's blue okay I'm doing it yes it's Crystal Maiden what or we can buy items going in now yes more fling oh my god oh no oh no Sarah that's the word oh Sarah Oh Sarah how do I go back again can you twerk have you ever tried why would I have tried twerking and why have you ever tried to twerk I haven't tried to twerk no g-star games you've ever tried to twerk I think so but like think so yeah I think I don't know I know probably not probably not I can make it a channel Redemption on your stream shut up shut the [ __ ] up [Laughter] oh [Laughter] I'm not that kind of streamer at all just a friendly I do not do that kind of content at all I am a nun like this [Music] oh my God it looks like you're being straddled [Laughter] wait wait if I go like wait oh we are the wrong we are the wrong way around hang on wait hang on foreign [Laughter] she's gonna die to the easy box oh my God first we might have overestimated the skill of these players I'm missing all my last hits uncontested silly oh no it's a purge it's sozier Alex has not leveled a spell yet that's Oz sorry Ozzy has not leveled a spell yet do I what do I do Ella come on in come on in this is so mean it's some degree that was a those are flourish Ed [Music] look how happy they are with themselves doing that you know what would make it better and then if we could watch every single one individually yeah you just you just mutes oh what if you press so [Music] [Music] yeah so well okay let's go do another take that's fine [Music] no we almost missed that one as well we almost missed that Lewis and that would have been a shame but yeah do you know what right how much money do you think she's gonna finish the game with 2004 just so far no sir please [Music] sir please though where's she going I think she might have creased the kill so she's looking for more okay I'm getting a moon Shard now oh Sarah okay it's fine pretty good items too daf is get his boots to travel Echo saber Here Comes ozee sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry what's happening in there so I I've told Sarah how to move okay uh she now knows that right clickers move okay wow I thought we'd at least told them what the controls were a little bit I have a flower oh that's pretty sad does she think it's from me I don't know [Laughter] oh take the mushrooms oh what's wrong with dude [Music] yeah I can take it to her dear florist thank you for the pretty flower would you like to go on a date oh someday we could even get married slow down strawberry right right in front of her face well that was rude this game is amazing isn't it good learning how to play and suddenly oh my God oh my God oh my God I can't believe what I'm seeing and the question mark wait has Joe take it over has Joe taken over fudge I I I was I would guess there's no way that was rosie no that was Rosie I think that was oozy Jesus Christ get him get him yes team Go Jack well he's so mad yes that's two thousand gold let's try to loot his body I think has he got anything on I have all of his stuff oh my gosh ribbon Rainbow Road all right come on [Applause] oh this one sucks oh my God I was finally picked the cheese it's like a sports day she was picked last time [Music] I apologize but I only chose it because it's got cheese in it that's okay okay I've left the answer on next I reckon it's teeth come here comes Trail drow oh my God look it's totally changed oh no oh no oh no these guys were the ones walking and now it's the easy box walking in oh no death where are you oh no look out the Sven oh here he comes he's bkb he's killing everyone come on he's dying though he's dead he's still alive mouthy is right clicking oh my God no no the Joe is gonna do terrible things to them look out team I haven't got back MVP triple kill on the left Armando goes invisible what are you doing bench what are you doing just chilling I think she's stacking mousy is pushing your TF fives this could be over I think mousey's about to win the game Mercy please don't leave please Mercy oh man though he's Gonna Save the baseball he's gone no let's get more trees good send in the boys no French you're not defending me you're not defending man go back bro come on bro no go get down sven's come back come on come on they're ignoring us yes yes Humanity prevails oh no oh I can't believe it best game of Dora I've ever seen absolutely best game a door I've ever seen I need to make a jingle cat so I might drop might be my New Year's resolution to make it I've never made a jingle cat really I've never done an edit whatever no I guess that I mean why would I we literally have professionals as actual professionals that uh do that and um they know all the buttons are you used to edit right so I could probably figure it out yeah yeah as the uh worst editor The Yogscast that ever hires that was uh oh do you still have the plaque what the [ __ ] um uh no I've still got the you know the whip marks um [ __ ] [Music] a lot of people at the office have tried my howl he's Corey big head and so far I have the biggest head of the office because it's way too big for everyone else which is uh which is pretty pretty funny like show them so this this fits very snuggled by head right [Music] [Laughter] so uh maybe what this uh but what this basically means is that yeah you may have had the age advance for me when you were three but I had a big head for headphones so I could have maybe one in that regard I had length as a baby not guess I was like a worm I've been a big fan of the toothpick just because I'm so afraid of like my sticking not sticking well or I could just have a death hooker on it it's quite nice you could put goat horns on them yeah I feel so bad for his mom oh every year without fail every single year on my birthday my mother calls me to be because she wants to reminisce about the day off while I was born every single year she reminds me of how large my head is because of how painful my birth was every [ __ ] year I was the easiest first my mom said the easiest yeah my sister was super easy after me as well apparently I think that's the thing if you're a like I was the third right so by that point I was the first they've paved the way I paved away and boy did I pave the way broke the [Laughter] moon's connections on stage I feel that way to switch it's okay have you all got the wrist strap on though you live in dangerously I like to live life on the edge what the hell is it's not God well [ __ ] ice cream it was gonna happen it was only a matter of time make sure to wear your wrist straps make sure to wear your wrist straps it's landed over here is that the dent right sorry Dan uh so I don't know if this is gonna show on the camera just this end of the controller is like really scratchy these are Dan's personal controllers that he brought in especially for this stream it's also unfortunately the nice limited edition Animal Crossing controller it's really hard to get a hold of yeah that's that's really bad it's hard to get a hold of as Lewis has just demonstrated there is no wrist strap attachment control I will say you shouldn't use your knife you should use your tennis racquet strap yeah especially with bowling where it happened as well not golf it's like golf is the more violent motion the golf is not the most violent version you're swinging it like that Lewis is going crazy with it in here no I mean golf is like a sport where you're trying to get stressed out so like you're [ __ ] like destroy the ball all right like imagine it's your boss or something like that you know like that's how that's why people go golfing who's your boss RT myself he's actually wrong it's me I think that's amazing wow good job I think you could put it next to mine if you like for a yeah a group shot as well [Music] [Laughter] when you put them next to each other there is a little bit of a difference well I love it I'd hope so yeah oh my gosh imagine I'm coming for your job one time I got home when I live with my parents and I was like where are they and I heard giggling from the bathroom and I went upstairs and they were weighing their heads they're weighing their heads they were literally just now on the floor with the heads off this game and then we found out that my mum has a heavier head and then my dad started calling her tampons and from then on ton bonds and my dad is Pinhead those are their nickname to each other this is an English reverence that I that I'm just not familiar because like her head weighs a ton so she's kind of dance I see I see okay apparently the more stories I tell about my parents the more it explains me I'm a bit out of the loop on this stuff that's all right yeah no me neither she also calls her elder sister bruv all the time bro yeah don't don't don't vex me bruv okay I respect that I think that's funny she says that is so cringe bro a [Laughter] um a drill artist um don't Mark stop mocking me bruh oh Mercury stop mugging me off Rogue man just man get a load of this guys watching him but there there we go it's very unstable well what an expression I mean he's bearing into the souls of people watching yeah he's very concerned and very wrong yeah I wouldn't be surprised he's having to hang out with with my guys whatever no Octopussy [Laughter] big time time I know what that one is I know what that one is I know what that one is that wasn't this is so funny I did the same thing I did the same thing Credit Karma [Applause] you are going to hear a short sequence of chemical elements that symbols on the periodic table will spell out a festive word so for example fluorine uranium and nitrogen spells out fun in each case I want the word that's spelled out tin oxygen and tungsten so this is how brilliant uh give me an answer oh Captain answers um nominate Frost her packs look on them all no it was snow goodbye children of recording [Music] mistletoe but not quite [ __ ] dancer in front of the kids okay stupid [ __ ] maybe she just likes horses she just wants to hang out with the horse he's a nice looking horse you can hang out with the horse if you want oh my God Jesus Christ you only just got that horse uh you do feel a little sad about leaving roach but Rosa assures you that he will be well fed and looked after okay she ties the horse to the hand right on the jacket is that her boob or is that one of her flight feet okay Nina what are you what that's how they look that's how they're drawn that's what woman's heard okay yeah sure problem with it no that's no that's fine thank you thank you thank you can be also just reveal the um total absence that's [Applause] my favorite favorite here's the thing I want to buy buy I want to mine the lava so I can make the really fast like Speed Run I don't know if I could ever do that anyway okay so wait should I set you up a little thing and you can have a go here we go right you've seen people do this a million times Sarah chat we're gonna judge this yeah so and if you just hit 1.1.75 million pounds Sarah I mean all we need now is for you to create another portal and this will be just this is Christmas you do need blocks is it I know yeah yeah is it lava on water or water on lava yes I can't answer that question I know that one your bucket where I gave you a bucket of water that's all I need wait but I need Sarah you know the strap right wait now I put this over here wait I lost my pickaxe I have it Sarah good luck down here good luck down here oh wait you just do it so lovely so lovely we've got to leave sorry sir I gotta talk to other teams that's sad that's sad for Sarah chat they do be like that that's nine times Jesus poor Sarah I mean it's just a tough break minding the obsidian with her iron Pickers don't tell her she seems Charming look at her oh I can't wait to see what her [ __ ] boobs look like what are you gonna [ __ ] do with just see this oh well those are feet or I can't tell anymore Nina I can't tell oh you look like you've traveled far you must be hungry I think you should I think I should take you to an inn before we begin on the tour I don't [ __ ] know oh no that's so [ __ ] cursed wait isn't that a bingo wait it is right yeah the usual you can eat cream buns other time you know it's just gravity it's totally normal could we make them a bit perter she's an old lady like a [ __ ] Christ I wish I didn't say anything it's free hello can you joined it gay before you join all the Discord for [ __ ] sake I didn't do this I can't do that movie controller do something there you go you did it good press the button hello good job I could do prayers all right get in there with Freon and make bread all right we got this breed we [ __ ] God we got this hi how's job ah okay okay he's uh on crack he's been doing crack again appreciate it this is great let's go see him again guys let's crack again we've got you off there what's pretty up to three yes give it to us instead we will use that money for well I mean after we've finished our first round of drugs it will mostly be going on charity um but we will try and get the good [ __ ] if it makes you feel any better crack no no I think we're going down to sort of a heroin route this year don't quote me on that she's trying to get back into the Never all right let's go see if you're failing to currently build a uh currently failed to build a never ball does do by do it's an interesting design I'm gonna I'm just gonna leave this oh Shadow oh Shadow they're not they're not good they're not good at Minecraft shadow if you expect them to be I don't know I just expected an inch more than this two I did expect some competency I was worried that we'd ever achieve would fill the board we'd have a tie she's shaking her head no no it doesn't matter I fixed it right classic dream fan has brutal chat that is brutal you can't do that to Sarah I think it's not a Vibe like Noir sort of we're probably an alcoholic we probably smoke cigars there's probably some broad who's on our brain but we can't give her the love that she needs because we're married to our jobs um there's a Dame out there um and but we can't you know because we we love our whiskey um and a busty bird a busty bird with big look at the cannolis on that one um so I think that's what works I think that's the vibe that we've got she's got some big old colonies on her I think they've all got those points Lewis I don't know what's he doing oh come look at what he's doing oh and Lewis okay we'll give it to him we'll help him out [Music] he's very excited that's inventory is full classic Lewis is a classic it was in this man's inventory Jesus wept how did he just not pick up no you've got some what is this inventory we we don't believe that your real Santa's we think you're a robot that's true that's true sometimes acknowledge a genius a Swedish robot but they secret they kept secret yeah and they're genetically designed to [ __ ] up in Civ but it's hard [Laughter] and they like balls I'm gonna rate myself Bulls are a circle that's right they are what what happens in Beijing oh that's a good question well you've you've tried Tom's let me out of the basement he said that if you won and you'd give give your boy cake no I'm all right thanks we'll oh yeah you would like some cake oh I'd love to eat it in front of will boy tantalizingly that is absolutely perfect uh you can either just have that whole slice of course eat this whole with this map trust me with a knife this big that is very brave of you very brave okay maybe give me the knife but that's all of the cake and so it's actually the last of the the cake there this is delicious well boy this looks really tasty you can't eat all of it can you can it would be just like Matilda brilliant okay and we've got that should I do the other Pizza okay yeah you could do the other Pizza you can do the other I could cut up the paint I don't think I've ever cut up a pineapple before in my life so I'm gonna catch it for you no it's am I holding it right let the knife no no no so with this now yeah make a bridge make a bridge keep your fingers in that way all right that's it yeah smashing it let the knife do the work you're not you're not pushing yeah haha he's quite tough stuff look no this is this is terrible will boy is here to I guess okay help out don't eat all of it Olivia I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry is it gone get [ __ ] it's almost gone yeah oh lady you're challenging exactly the right kind of energy the other people that have been on here have been a bit [ __ ] nice to me that sucks I thought you were the oh but you were so nice you sound so nice no when I listen no it's true it's an all act I'm just pretend to be nice you're so nice stop listening to me on the toilet I can't help it there's nothing else the police involved or what we've had that happen multiple times okay Jesus Christ did you hear the banging I did like the screaming some people think I'm a ghost it's just a massive person I wish you were I can't help it if you were quieter I wouldn't hear it you're very loud and very vocal well boy it's not the vocal that's the loud don't make me get the stick out wheel boy can you beat him what can you say anymore you know with times like that now what can you say about who are you asking he asked well he answered with the why I asked him yes what do I get my nails really in there does that work no okay okay it's okay it's okay we'll just do oh yeah okay well done thank you all right I can do this bit by myself I think you just need to do this this one's fine oh my God look at that this is it okay believe it or not this is the first time I've ever cut pineapple in my life what's your fingers there look at that thin that is that's professional right behind you how are you getting on legs oh I'm feeling very confident yeah yeah I feel like uh actually those years of abuse were unnecessary actually uh that oh what I could it sounded like you did that did you just do all that there in that two seconds yep yep yep yep you used to wait another minute to cast a spell I can't cast it okay someone stay there with ravs bro it's gonna die if everyone leaves literally don't move those skeletons will see you you got 24 seconds don't move those skeletons will [ __ ] you up it's gonna kill your whole family don't move that is that person beating them on purpose don't move like um jingle Jab [Laughter] Simon says I want somebody to get all the money from this sub else O's were wasted hold on fish fingers she has a deal with Captain ignitive King Birds King bird's eye of the bird side realm she has a deal with King bird's eye which means that he will send her 30 fish fingers he's only got 10 at a time he's going to grow them he's gonna throw them real quick you can't throw them he's gonna grow really quick and and so he sends Rosie's fingers that she likes to eat them directly off his hands um right Duncan can you just get rid of all this crap that you're clogging up the shop with because I can't buy anything well you get rid of one of your get rid of both your massive shipping containers maybe maybe just maybe that they're in the way maybe that's the problem then well those aren't mine those are yours the ship no you've still got your shipping containers there the blue ones mine yeah [Applause] had a special friend forever [Music] [Laughter] life we're not prevailing enough on accounts of the fact he was made out of them [Music] I'm so glad he's made this [Music] Christmas time depend a letter to Santa asking for it I'm so angry [Music] oh my gosh oh [Music] to a cold Christmas Dawn before realizing he was all on his own his four-legged friend was so hard to be seen so he made his way down to the Christmas YouTube [Music] right he couldn't wait to remove the paper finally got the good way [Music] s [Music] [Music] oh my god oh [Music] be careful what you wish for oh my God oh staff at work you come to life together we could laugh and cry I know you're more than just a toy why can't you be a real boy which camera are you on um [Laughter] I need a walk animation so [Music] laughs [Music] [Laughter] amazing oh taboo spaghetti like we're calling look at them oh my God oh my God talking did you not say it which way [Laughter] don't give him a mic we don't want to hear him no I don't want to hear him a mic that's the last thing we need no can we say hello to interview him at least Lewis right let's give him a high oh wait are we in the call it's gonna be really noisy hello it doesn't sound like [ __ ] how you doing yeah my [ __ ] thumb drives who killed me oh my God the the TNT coupled I mean we're gonna have to say no matter can I offer you a foot in these trying times oh thank you can I no put your hand down what at least it's hard and it's not like it would be weird but like probably nicer on the face yep perfectly normal thing to say yep yep yep [Music] oh my God g-star games everyone G stuff in games yeah if we reach 1.6 mil we want to find Alice 2 800. wait and three thousand pounds oh that was the down and the other will steal his wallet and we're done so we'll donate all of his plate up buddy so please it's for charity poor Alice that he I had breakfast with Alice today so he's already suffered enough he was mad redoxed what reduxed redox said hey friend you should watch these two hungover people one of them has shingles tell your friends tell your friends to tune in and watch tell your friends ailments is this what we do you want to carry on playing the game carry on I'll go solo you you go time to beat up Alex go get Alistair we're gonna we're gonna hold him down and steal his money I did it get it hit it yeah [Music] hello can you can you be on any of them just just do you want to sit on my lap kins was like almost worse actually yeah it's because of the noises you've made because I was like I was like just be trying to make it interesting because like Lewis was almost like a genuine oh this is a bit okay I was like trying to act and I was like this is like the really lame you're all riding the heck out about it do a spin doesn't make what the targaryens do really that impressive if you think about it [Music] [Laughter] this is the equivalent of trying on the clothing your grandma got you for Christmas yeah oh thanks Grandma it's great oh I love it oh [ __ ] it out I always went to the eye doctor and they claimed I had 20 20 vision do you wear glasses well I did were you wearing them at the time when you did the test do you wearing everything you got perfect vision just I did it because you couldn't tell you're wearing glasses but I honestly I was like guessing most of it I think I'm just a really good I don't think you're meant to guess no I think I do need some we have something that blue light glasses oh I'm sorry because I was thinking you wear them before but yeah okay they're not actually they don't actually help you see they don't do anything all right I'm not supposed to cheat at that kind of test I didn't want to look stupid I didn't want to have stupid eyes stupid eyes they play other games we play other games this isn't played up this isn't played up who is she what are you doing they're trying to grab you here she is oh no it doesn't go behind you can we kiss wait I can't see should I leave um look what you did for charity I mean actually it was a lot of work I was in the room next door it was a long way um how's this game this is cute just asking a random question here I ask everyone do you have your wallet on you right now oh no oh weird did you have it when you entered the room oh so yes yes wait for them to get cleared out they've got to take all the bodies out and create them tell the families and did you say curator excuse me boss like completely misinterpreted what you told me to do good instead [Laughter] [Music] oh my God I love the answer either it's the only catchphrase that stew with me and so in that live mugging please who are these people where would they get these ideas from where would they get these ideas such as Brian Kirsty with their weekly wholesome stream together we're very wholesome never been wholesome I've never mugged anybody in my life it's not enough mugging happening is this what your viewers tuned in for yeah yes crime crime and violence on the bike sir thank you I'll cover us all right that's a lot of [ __ ] in the corners laughs okay [Laughter] she's hitting everything cheers [Laughter] there we go we've got movement we've got your movement movement there we go lamp post don't let us down reverses from lampposts it's supposed to get it's possibly the worst driving I've ever seen true I did Alistair did witness the soup and didn't I talk about it coming out again at breakfast as well I'm sorry we have a tree and then we saw her a man bite it was normal everything was normal did you tell her my blind date idea for Valentine's Day I don't think I did okay hit me but not literally yeah he asked for it don't mug me it's all right we've got we've got a lot of us they're gonna jump uh Gibbons primarily travel through brachiation meaning they swing what part of their body you just found out we're gonna have an answer please suspect Spain no they don't swing their spines they swing their arms and chiropractors Tom what's this whoa what is this cool thing it's a real step up from last year completely legally distinct we had a hand-drawn one last year yeah but now it's real or it's now Banger exists there exists it's a real thing it's not just a thing we made up no well it is but now it's also a real thing that exists in the world instead of just in our minds yeah uh so what's going on are you ready for same shirt I am not wearing the same shirt that's a blue shirt this is a green shirt how dare you how dare you chat a million miles apart that doesn't have a zip on it oh my God I will not be accused come on come on guys the same shirt that's all right it's a good shot oh we're nearly there because there's the [ __ ] start right so they posted the the before this whoa that does not look like Ben it doesn't it's kind of like [ __ ] extra chatted model Ben it's like who's this [ __ ] like model Ben they brought in it's just like chicken Ben wasn't available yeah this is born you cannot hurt your chat [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] just donated the second Civ streams are amazing every year and I love the mustache Louis keep it up handsome and this mustard she's leaving didn't say as soon as the jab is over Hanson was not in destination no no he just read the wrong donation he actually read out Nathaniel's finished all right oh Jamie doesn't think I'm handsome but no that's true yeah yeah so it checks out it checks out my blend of two messages together to make Jamie just came in donating another 200 as you mistake as I mistakenly as you mistakenly said that I thought your mustache looked nice I'm considering everything defamation of character at this point however if you name a city radiator it will hold off any legal action there you go uh PS JK you can mustaches for charity can never look better Jamie you're the best Becky does like to [ __ ] with me yeah she she kills me and yeah it calls me out yeah when she saw my mustache she just wrote the word bad 16. laughs it's good though it's lots of like little clever tricks and I think November is one of the ones which is like just makes you aware of what you're doing this for you know and you know people have been affected by um cancer and things like this you know so it's it's it's it's um yeah it's very visual it's good for us to have a mind reminder of what we're doing someone said if we donate another million will you keep it I don't know what I I haven't fallen in love with it but I think it's very funny um but like oh just like the like I've always said like half the comment's nice and then half the comments that are negative it's really I mean it's all personal taste right but I personally no cannot think of another person who looks anyway so hot who can pull off a mustache I don't think anyone else anyone at all including me anyone on this planet I've never seen anyone I don't know anyone everyone looks weird with a mustard no even Tom Selleck or Ron Swanson I still think they'd look better with a full beard man bunk says Lewis you look like someone I'd catch my wife with when I came home earlier like a tennis instructor yeah yeah if you tell a northerner oh I ate gravy but you don't like gravy what are you talking about you don't like gravy said you don't like gravy to an over there or you said you come from a [ __ ] hole but no they say oh there's a [ __ ] always you [ __ ] southerner's fault thanks to Thatcher and the [ __ ] successive Tory governments you saw them bastards have been voting in it's thanks to you like me it's a [ __ ] all the beer it is a [ __ ] I'll grant you that but it shouldn't be it's your bloody fault that's OC that's the the if there was a thought bubble or nosy now [Laughter] I mean I the problem is that the north does suffer from a lot of [ __ ] problems a lot of it is our fault but if you think about the the universe as a whole you know at least they've got gravy they've got gravy they've got some great yeah we've actually found a planet with the James Webb Telescope that is made entirely of gravy and we're currently firing Northerners at the planet in the hope that one of them can reside there wow okay I'm here on a planet made entirely of gravy at BBC license payers expense thanks for your Southern bastards I accidentally threatened to bug around us the other day thank you I was trying to say that I was gonna either bug him or bother him to add more save files and it just came out and I'm gonna bugger him to add myself and he still [Laughter] I work hard for Play-Doh so you don't have to foreign [Laughter] glazed all over I was a bit confused by the notes because when I think of Rudolph's nose I think of round and repeat yeah tell us why the choice of carrot rather than tomato for a red nose um we have tomatoes [Laughter] a deliberate Choice it was a deliberate choice the fire that you see here is actually hotter than the surface of a red dwarf which is actually quite a cool star believe it or not is it it's talking of cool Stars I'd like to say a shout out to Bree I think he's been fantastic yeah I don't know if he's ever been to the Gobi desert which is where I've spent a lot of time at taxpayers expense but do you have a home in the in the Gobi desert no I just stay at whatever five-star hotel they've got our really classy Airbnb have you stayed in uh in Italy per chance this lovely region here for example is beautiful I have been to Italy many times mainly to display that a tomato was red like a red dwarf I like the star you see because it's red dwarf and also we've had to talk about infrared I'll go find a really expensive like tomato yeah maybe a red wine or a red wine glass of red wine yeah see I I is a Layman struggle to perceive science expensive options of course yeah I mean if I talk to you about the surface of Mars being made up of sand hmm Bournemouth Beach ain't gonna cut it it's not it's not you're going to need to go to maybe I don't know a mega Loof yeah magaloof or perhaps the Maldives Maldives is a good one yeah because there's less people there as well it's more more special just like Mars just like space just like not many people and it costs a packet to get the it does it does yeah no Breeze watching this angle here he's just shot him in the head yeah see now that bullet was actually traveling about as fast as an asteroid as it's orbiting Jupiter asteroids are really fast then they are dead fast like because they're moving in space oh look at ravs go look at them go they've entered the site Bree standing there on the flank uh was shot at by Boba and still lived this this retake is very interesting Brian it's a slow one I've got to say slow a bit like the transit of a star it's it looks slow because it is dead the bomb is gowns yeah so Sarah's now actually been atomized [Music] laughs this is a potato question potato go into tutorial mode is this a [ __ ] star or is it just me yeah you're a fox but I really like uh Alex's stars and then Duncan starred like if I was if I was playing single player I would like delete the recording of this this is genuinely horrendous it is good though potato and I have both got terrible starts so this is balanced we got um breakfast in a place that was also a shop so I bought socks oh Penguins on he was like I like penguins I was like happy birthday that is so cute and then it was really embarrassing because the lady was like and she stopped me at the door and she was like your card didn't go through so it looked like a church [Music] I was like happy birthday I stole you some songs oh my god I've been doing so much crime today so much crime I'm unstoppable my right hand instantly goes to O and P as if I'm playing do you know I said to Alistair the other day I was like played up um buttons op and I got nothing and then his friend said it to him today and he laughed and I was just like wow and you bought him socks I bought him Christmas I mean he did pay for my breakfast unreal give uh Timothy that big sign that's like a thousand twice as much as 1.5 million Lewis uh we just we just hit 3 million on the satisfactory stream wow I'm here with blow up Shadow and doll toys what are you doing right now I'm just making some tomatoes Tomatoes too but I thought I thought you were really [ __ ] one oh yeah oh you're making well you're playing daughter well it's not important what are you wearing um you know those those um onesies yeah you used a blanket yeah I want to say the brand name oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay oh nice it's nice have you got like a candle lit uh why not but you could light one for I think three million for jingle jam wow I'm scared yeah well man I can't believe it we did it we freaking did it thank you no problem you got anything to say to chat no just uh just thanks for thanks for letting me know you know appreciate it you know that's fine you don't want to say anything to the wonderful people who just donated the ton of money oh thanks thanks great yeah yeah enjoy the games install your games get the collection yeah yeah thanks Louis all right everyone's saying good night bye bye bye bye it was like you're bothering during dinner or something yeah you seemed kind of beefed we don't even have the bug car look at that it's such a cute little bottle if you have that Mr who Mr scooty or bitty buggy are the same yeah stats oh the the caterpillar [Music] [Laughter] doesn't matter what people say I moved the wheel over there when I started don't move that's Pierre just dived in through the walls didn't realize I can't move the wheel damn it wheel boy and he crashed into the wheel and the wheel went flying but the wheel looks looks like it's okay are you okay Pierre a seamless stream as always yourself got laid out oh yeah it's a great start no it's okay Brad okay I got this wheel boy this is your only job wheel boy come on oh my God this is something okay you guys ready for a wheel sure what does it say Tom it says you're [ __ ] fired wheel boy we get to place each other's units this round welcome wait uh did you get knocked out Kirsty we don't need to talk to you the biggest right we don't need to talk to you don't talk to you yeah we need to talk we can't find Alex quickly we need to ask you one quick question no no no we need you to come in yep quickly put on the headset we we were talking to Mr [ __ ] slide him slide him I'm coming we missed that last hand what happened um I don't remember okay and on that bombshell we're gonna take a short break we'll be back with the third heat after this don't go away we'll be here and you should be too see you in a bit all right give you give him freedom uh I'd probably uh take your cake with you come on Wheel boy I can't call worse again chat I can't you sounded kind of mad sick it's fine welcome to the wrap hello hello we reached three million oh we did it really nice listen I have a soup on the stove right now and I'm downloading some games I'm not wearing any trousers only just a jumper now that is game of thought or two right now I'll talk to you later congratulations thank you you want to say thanks to chat oh whoa [ __ ] that guy wow wow jeez God some people eh hey hello hello G how are you doing I'm good how are you gee how are you and your son today he is not my son at all you need to tell him that at some point Tom he is just well he's a disappointment so is he adopted I would never adopt him oh God okay wow all right don't make eye contact with him I thought we adopted him like last year or something no you signed those papers it was a restraining order not adoption papers what the hell wheel boy it's my wheel okay oh my God Pierre if your wheel isn't okay that's basically the only reason you're here [ __ ] so if that's broken the wheel's a bit waggly broke the table set of why is my brain broken um I'm just letting the silence sit do you want me to fill it or will that hurt more I don't know at this point okay quietly sitting in the voice call no no I thought oh [ __ ] it's like oh Shadow's really quiet uh that I I hate go live and flip switches I just thought yeah um laughs I thought I would be I asked people I was like hey I'm straight with Alex and I've never met him before what did they say about him they said he's awkward and he eats expired gravy and that's all I knew that's all I do going into this is this like a gamer chair what is what is this chair is this cat a gamer what is going on why is there like a joystick on it oh no oh it's a wheelchair oh my [ __ ] oh my God damn yeah Simon's done it again yeah yeah that's it everyone yeah laugh laugh at me yeah there we go to the apology isn't it my streams much more from hello ah thank you uh oh sure I see thank you so much merci yes yeah your Watcher does something seriously maybe you should put it a bit further back though okay thank you son you're welcome mother don't don't encourage him don't give him hope you've got we've been trying to beat that out of him for years 500 more they got wheels they do have wheels it's your favorite shape I noticed these things I end up so proud of you all right don't say that I'm sorry I'm sorry not a wheel boy I'm sorry I can't help myself no one's ever said that to wheelboy before no one's ever been proud of you before we old boy if you did something of note maybe maybe they would be foreign [Music] me okay Sarah you're here now Sarah what the hell what was that have you ever seen Madagascar the hit film oh hit film Madagascar yes I like to move it move it I like to move it and then he can't move it wait what are you talking about he was in this game do you know it's Maurice Maurice goes King Julian of all of you watching five dollars to charity right now we will instantaneously hit a million pounds drinking all of the jingle jam records shattering history itself will give Lewis a ring he'll vomit on the phone call but you'll hear his voice could be interesting it will be it'll be clippable if you want to get Reddit famous donate now can you do that it's a tough one just do an Audrey if you are we could just do it four new trees well I should do a tree with two bushes at the base of it yeah [Laughter] yeah or maybe a dog's face oh a normal haircut [Laughter] it's evil evil for you Tom what the [ __ ] I really spoke without thinking sorry Tom that's right wheel boy [Music] what the heck let's watch the trailer just because the art is like amazing that is fun like these guys hang on a dwarf crashing in an egg wait a second I know I know this one I know that where's his friend this was Jaffa Factory this looks fun though Max robots I love Mexican robots Dragon friend Dragon Friends is good I'm just yeah they are I'm a big fan of the art really really can we sing chopping tree digging hold mine's digging a hole collecting glorp it's all it's all people or pizza [Laughter] all right now Daffy you turn around quick enough you'll be able to see it okay all right [Laughter] all right try again please give that bomb oh yeah you're so close oh yeah this stuff is quite uh hope you're getting a car crash over there [Laughter] like the streams the stream segment's called raps and friends it's gonna be raps and work colleagues do you think there's some black ice on the road but you don't give a [ __ ] you are plowing through not with the drift King over here when I started getting SRT game yeah that hurt really I don't know that's the uh Karen didn't win I can't start well that's [ __ ] tough luck isn't it anyway and then uh everyone else that takes part in the winners table uh so that was one of the ones that Simon selected uh display to send to him uh he was very hot for the which classy bugger wanted a Matisse are you sure you weren't tempted by the cat girl can we have a look at the cat titties you know it's not a real person so that kind of counts against it in my book hang that up in your office no I don't really like cats and that's not a real person so I'm gonna say no pass that's a good pass yep oh my God where's this big purple portal this is the portal I've been going into going there was in there watching Brandy don't go here you're not ready yet it doesn't look too bad I thought it's going to be like Brimstone and stuff wait where did you go I don't think I went through no you didn't maybe I just popped out the other side you're dead you did yeah you gotta stand in there oh this is more like what I would say there's mushrooms here oh look at them oh bro can you bring me some mushrooms back [Music] a mushroom there's something going blink what goes boink um [Music] face is scary I think that big head oh no where's the little oh wait the head's moving that's a big head what is the big what does the big head do oh don't don't don't don't don't oh [Music] bryony [Laughter] it's too good where's the children for the kids where isn't it why can't you know where it is upstairs come on kids don't make me get the revolver I'm off in my truck daddy that's it oh you oh my god get in bed adopted Sonoma all right where's the doctor it looks like I've been smothered by this pillow all right adopted son I don't love you and it never did I'm home Daddy oh my gosh sorry oh God [Laughter] like a guinea pig comes out and immediately knows what to do like it's just every life skill that they need pre-loaded ready to go I mean how much does a guinea pig really need to know how to do not much but they're ready to go anyway they're prepared that's true yeah they they read the inflight briefing and they they're good to go as soon as they land they're efficient but they they they they burn hot though they only live for like five years it's true they've learned so brightly God bless those little Heroes absolutely salute the guinea pig they're so intense mommy fell down the stairs and landed on a 17 bullets all right good night kids [Laughter] you need to kiss my melon my good night too melons but you can't need you okay good night kids love you you're missing your hat though oh I'm sorry if Earth has a value of one the moon 0.17 Ma urity surface gravity is correct [Applause] your bonus questions are on physics calculations look he's another child he's he's here to have breakfast good melon my favorite child my mommy and daddy keep killing all my animals so good to have him [Music] oh foreign [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] all right oh he isn't coming back from this one you didn't know until you don't eat your breakfast I wanted all green I was too scared you got your blood your bed what have we told you we're playing in your bed where's my third child losing but I don't have any more children to give you safe and hidden and safe from you you know how hard it was to birth those what a beautiful family dinner oh thank goodness all right you took Lads as you as you meet you're growing boys I'm proud of you hello oh hello it's the fellas I know those ones he blew up I've seen them on um Minecraft merchandise there's too many cheese on the screen oh my God we're gonna get a coronavirus that's 5G what do you want cheese oh okay I don't know how you guys keep a straight face the last time you said you said at one point I think we're all gonna come together it's gonna be a four-person thing Simon your brain is broken sir I didn't say a word I just looked to the camera didn't say a word didn't say a [ __ ] word call me a gremlin this power plant is huge what's happening facetimed [Music] [ __ ] face look at him oh the video call are you on the toilet where are you okay yeah yeah Louis where are you I'm hunting for Stuff I'm hunting for spiders I'm hunting for um sugar cane I'm hunting for oh I hope I don't have a [ __ ] Shield hunting for happiness I haven't found any of those things oh my God what uh can we see you on this scene here there you are nice nice okay so you can have your first three run out of Lights before you go I think you should tames demon just imagine you've had like rather Dart 12 triple vodkas or whatever you drink nice be the dark all right so I've done my pre-drinks move on to Triple vodka oh it's another five is it what's that 20. that's a double gem good that's a ball though isn't it [Laughter] [ __ ] mustache yeah do it if you don't see me it's for charity it's a must do you not like it I mean you can't say anything rude now to carpet or what like what's going on well it's movember it's in the it's in the bundle someone had to grow my Starships you weren't you weren't doing it I'm the only person who's greater stupid mustard November what do you call this right here look this [ __ ] God do you think Lewis looks like Ned Flanders yeah I I think Ned Flanders actually took care of his mustache though maybe like trimmed it properly and didn't hack it like uh like most I don't know what I'm doing I've never had a mustache before his eyes when he uh when he carved his mustache what's happening I've been look I'm doing my best with what limited ability I have to hey I'm not the most testosterone filled man you'll ever meet and B you know you know I'm an idiot so give me give me a give me a break sips give me a break what's the most sociable soup team um I think maybe like 3 P.M 3 P.M yeah it's best time for soup everyone's finished using the microwave by that point I see you cook your soup in the microwave all right we've got two trees yeah properly click a rubber lady that's what I could get but like on a spoon with a lighter you open the can you can have Spoonful and then you repeat it I'm sure we can help you get the sauce out it's very busy as you can see um I'm pretty sure you could just do this on your phone yourself or something if you what I like to look deep into your eyes with my seduction ability okay and convince you to change it for free is that what you say to him that is exactly my eyelashes uh you all welcome to look into your my eyes or his eyes and use your seduction ability so normally we don't do this by here but I I guess this time I could fresh um he takes your ticket to Rome puts it in the shredder and hands you a ticket he's gonna get fired gracelands USA USA did they fly there from Bristol Airport the seduction was great he's changing our place himself okay here you go thank you when is the flight to Graceland so about 20 minutes I think really 20 minutes time okay it's about uh yeah it's time oh wait you don't want to stay and talk a little bit longer sorry honey I'm married wow cool guy bye God bless love you bye bye I can't believe he answered a video call as well was that an accident the video one well I just hit it by defaults that's how I call people oh my God he's a lovely man isn't he old sips he's a lovely man all right back on track very fertile [Laughter] let's cat track yes 12.7 stone I have lost since last August oh that is insane that's what happens when you're incredible that's honestly that's what happens when you stop shoving [ __ ] your goddamn mouth hold on imagine that timer went oh the timer's up 15 minutes have passed time to reveal enter a meal how much we have okay oh yeah you can tell two now hold on a second people are still saying I'm looking good you can tell Nazi you know hold on a second we'll get we'll get to the [ __ ] right in a minute uh you can tell you well [ __ ] my face is much Slimer looking what's true okay I think that might have been Slimmer you meant to say but it was really slime I don't really like hearing about here in my Facebook slime Slimer face I mean I brush my teeth for the stream for [ __ ] sake what do you want yeah you can't take this quantity of liquid of you all welcome to Troy you can take it through just inside you sorry but buy me a drink first that's what I'm saying drink it okay I guess I'm going down no I'm not suggested you doubt it okay I'm gonna say it was apricot [Laughter] security guards it's like you can't have this amount of alcohol and you just neck the bottle okay you're gonna be pretty pretty drunk for a while my mama used to be the British back story thank you very much to King Charles III it's me your boy that sounds like King Charles all right donation your Royal Highness it's very we're very grateful for you to be here with us today now can you do King Charles that's basically Chris King Charles what you could do did you move mummy love daughters terrible team what happened to her she would have loved the jingle gym this year with the poker and the dude's a terrible wind ranger can't bear the man Frank from Phillip I I was the prince of Wales and I had him expelled my the first first thing I did is that why he's in Bristol because I didn't really spilled him from my Princeton ah hit him gone I said well it's a good a good choice I I think you know if you thought about any more how are you enjoying being King yeah it's frightful people want to shake my my funny little hands let's see what comes up to you and it's like would you would you like a drink a soda water oh would you like some nuts uh why are you dressed as Santa and why do you have a bottle full of sick don't make some questionable life decisions um up to this point but I'm I'm gonna start over start fresh I'm going to start a new life oh I love that idea uh have you got any booze yes we do they have a screwdriver [Laughter] okay uh we have wine or tiny little alcohol bottles the little plastic ones can I have half a dozen of those yes yes you can guys if you I guess would catch you up to speed a little bit um I got bit by a radioactive raccoon earlier in the year fiance made a felt hi now we've caught you up um that's it that's all you get to know moving on um just write that down falling what's Christmas about something through the whole falling white flakes coming down on my face uh ran out of Head and Shoulders opening my mouth putting it putting in the right place what if my drill went in your scoop I don't know if that works let's try it oh oh I might just park up here oh Ben's rocks here oh yeah let's do that oh I'm gonna tip we need to find some rocks Simon just wants to make it filthy bulging set how about Santa's bulging sack daddy he's it's stuck in the chimney Danny Santa's he wants a glass of Clem is that too I think I think this isn't innuendo anymore is it it's just Phil I don't think Shadow will approve of course either so you're gonna have to delete that last line I think I might have to start over again okay right a fresh start no did you get rid of all that um that gold comes down my home yeah Lewis has come with a real big big army boys what to do Brewing yeah those MPS killed my Army no hey come on I cannot get a [ __ ] break that is Sid Meyer why did you make that said you Legend because absolute Legends say no to us my mind South Northeast of Oppression loss you absolutely pillaged it I know what no that was the volcano this is twice now that you have somehow made the volcanoes kill our [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] no look at all of the volcano climb all over that [ __ ] volcano I don't register that word there's a lot of claim on that without words of flowing into my ass forever [Laughter] professional stream fantasy for you and for me santasy on top of the tree for you and the whole family I don't know that's we don't want to make it into an incest thing but step Santa scene that's the problem so he draws the lion that that one's a bit of a behemoth I'll be honest I feel like me and you should talk about this I feel like I have some knowledge yes [Music] you need a [ __ ] IBS podcast talking [ __ ] that's a good one um Oh I thought when a chat said irregular drops I like that one that would be like uh like a World of Warcraft podcast or something like that yeah a guild made of entirely ibf players car time I'm not enjoying Christmas is a crime son to say up in my face so you're not very confident in their pizza making abilities you want to give them giving them the benefit of the doubt I have faith Lydia's got this okay there we go now we're talking now we're talking a little bit of lost cheese okay that looks so good we're really sorry and we're waiting for another order We've ran out of Margarita pizzas for now they're on the way in but what we can offer you is a calzone do you like how do you feel I mean it's not what I ordered I'm really sorry I made fresh to order here we're really busy you can make me a calzone but you can't make me a pizza I know it sounds weird I'm not close enough oh I know oh [Laughter] she knows I know wait wait I know I know what to do [Music] wait [Music] thank you [Music] there we go okay [Music] wait [Music] what to do I know what to do I know [Music] [Laughter] wait [Music] [Music] I don't know what's done to me it looks done foreign [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] yes yeah it already feels like it's been in there for quite a long time it has and now it you know they're having trouble getting it out now it's kind of stuck to the bottom of the other oh my God [Laughter] is any of it actually cooked no no no no it's either burnt or raw depending on which part of the pizza you're looking at at this point oh [ __ ] God tough you had one job but he doesn't realize that he's got two boxes and they won't fold [Laughter] them but that is I mean did you eat any of this was there any of it I did try a small part of it um okay pepper just like [ __ ] yeah just really just blow your [ __ ] taste buds out I really need to point out this bit here looks like melted cheese right yeah it looks good that's raw dough oh okay is that that stringy raw dough spilling out of it this bit here is cheese Merry Christmas Mike Merry Christmas Mike wait this wasn't what I needed to do [Laughter] wait I think [Music] it's time [Music] foreign [Laughter] what are you hoping to achieve by all these presents coming out of you calm everyone down they're all happy everything they've ever asked for that they didn't get from their parents is in here they're very happy My Father's Love what on Earth am I making here it's like a slug it might just be yeah a banana slug yeah it's a real thing I do like a banana slug look at that look at him isn't he lovely wow it's so bad I can't even make us look right oh okay this bit's not it's almost looking cut how are you guys feeling about it do you reckon you can beat this I sure hope so I mean you can only judge so much on looks and smell um I'm willing to um can you explore this can you find a slice is that I mean I see it's been cut if I'm gonna have to buy any of it it's gonna be this bit I'll get that water for you shall I there you go oh yeah yeah he thinks it's really good so far that was dough yeah so um um waiter sorry the other Chef had to leave she had diarrhea wait is that is that the chef we cook this I'm here to replace her what was creative though um the calzone salvaging a ruined Pizza I I found a watch I wanted you push a button and it has letters on the face it's all different letters on the face and when you hold down the the button it just lights up the letters you need it'll tell you I've seen I've seen those yeah and I thought do I want that or is it a bit [ __ ] you know [ __ ] off all right to me I'd say it is it is a watch these days so I had a Fitbit for a while when I was having me heart trouble a couple of years ago and after a while that is a lot more useful than hold on uh yes it's 7 23. yeah but that's a bit like me being like okay what time is it or that's how it is for me that was no that was me reaching down 7 23. hold on if you really like really kind of really kind of funny but this is with you all the time bam what time is it what happens if you're holding a drink in that hand you're like oh all right what if I have my phone in my left pocket and I'm holding a drink in that hand [ __ ] uh he's the he's the classic left pocket argument which instantly destroys my entire Gates I was not ready that's not ready for you to use the uh the left pocket as an argument what about mine have I got something no mine's good mine's good Duncan's got some really sharp turns on the finals it's not good do you want to fix those Corners if you've still got time you could build a new track you could do it yeah you're we're in the final stretch though so my train is here Duncan's train is there I went back [Laughter] [Laughter] oh God oh God oh God I mean I think if we style it dad where's your wax at pictures are you gonna get product in before the before the photo you know make him look his best oh no oh no no maybe like the back now looks great now Boba said maybe a little bit more here we go we've got some we got some VO5 wax for that here all right can you make it look good is it not already I mean yeah I mean yeah I love it not a miracle worker press n please Harry so we're not in no clipboard I see my bed ability to do that now you're all locked outside because you've just ended no clip no it's just me it really doesn't me it only does it for me for everyone really you're all connected to Mike I reckon that's why there's holes oh yeah look guys we're all in no clip mode [Music] [Laughter] I'm a ghost that my face oh my God Sarah what the [ __ ] Tom's Frozen Tom's Frozen someone else what happened stay away I cannot see Tom because we are talking only on the phone oh sorry sir uh Tom you killed Tom for a moment but he rose again three minutes later he came again like Jesus he is Jesus like a jingle jam Jesus anyway just skip through the ones if this repeats just skip just that just means we have the same humor that does that's great it's like we finish each other's sentences nailed it so I just called my employee to see what did you apologize Sarah you do that all the time not we're streaming exposed they call me here see you next Tuesday constantly this is she's making it up she's making up this is a charity stream G there's so many receipts oh so just write it to it longer mate like if you ever feel bad that you suck at your job have you ever been like two feet away from a ring and then get distracted by a bag of mushrooms I mean I would get distracted by a fun guy late at night you know when you uh maybe at a younger age I can no longer have sex with men at my old age oh I didn't know that was an age dependency yeah you could know that you would go that far you get all tired after a while so let's go wait why is Boba first she didn't do the tutorial we can all do the tutorial if you want we all get to enjoy the tutorial or you could press add tutorial you should probably you I mean you didn't look like you knew what you were doing at all there Bobo but what you can't even end the tutorial yes I could have but you changed your mind so I changed my mind too find this I want to see you do this you're probably the worst wow that's the least sporty of the three of us excuse me just this body's not built for sports but that doesn't matter it's funny it is it is competitive eating cookies [Laughter] you'd make a good like horse Chucky or something cooking I like a horse I'm only geez I'm only casually trash talking Boba I don't need no tutorial s to go wrong there's a lot of people just shocked by the momentum of Lewis being sporty it's like no no just because I look sport he doesn't mean I am sporty chair you've seen the bathtub pigs anyone can buy your shorts I've got the frame though of like a an athlete very skinny yeah you seem like the perfect girl [Laughter] I'm ready you see what's under there you've got the frame of an anemic gamer oh geez I've got the frame of someone who has left my bedroom in three years that's right have you seen this is why we're doing this in the bathtub and if so why are his nipples so small that's my question he's got a small nipples people have small nipples people they're really small though Serene you know I've got to be honest it did look like he might have been taxidermied um a little bit too pale for me right it was a bathroom I'm comfortable yeah so that was unpleasant what's with all the queen deaths in Xbox controller I'm sorry I'm having trouble hearing you your audio is coming out really really weird it's because it's an Xbox controller yes oh wow that's crazy I didn't know they could do that clean death um yeah that's really sad isn't it is it funny yeah no no it's the Reckless love Sarah Sarah I apologize for calling you earlier um no it's okay Sarah can you how would you break the news of the queen dying um I would use option three guy band which was do it now do it now oh my God guys oh my god did you hear the news the queen no for real she did oh my God no I would cry I would stop I did they're not letting you back in the countries there that's the last time it's been a good run it's been a good run Sarah it's like this [ __ ] dubstep going on and I'm sure this goat is extremely stressed good loves it [Laughter] he's loving it at first I was offended that you said I was built for competitive eating then I remembered everybody that eats competitive is freakishly skinny that's true so technically a compliment so there's not going to be a Lewis cause everyone fat during jingle jam compilation because she did it to sign ridiculous I said it was a big ladies man and he said oh you're a pizza this year for jingle jam like Lewis is just an [ __ ] like I don't know what's going on it could be a very good compliment there's something cool so I've describe yourself as a snug fit yesterday yeah and I was like you did never describe where Simon's a big ladies so much cheese and a Mercedes they are four-wheel drive though Mercedes every car have a four-wheel no no so I'm six most cars the wheels two of them yeah yes which ones are spinning I thought they were just showing off like this one's got four wheels that's great Mercedes Jesus I told her I don't even know what that rash is yeah it was just itchy balls um so I think it speaks kind of volumes the fact that Deltas docked himself seven times on stream and yet you know he's completely fine he's fine for the normal life uh sorry Altos lives a perfectly normal life okay good point that's a massive over exaggerated I mean I could just completely bundle this one you never know it's not over till the fat lady sings Hey exactly thank you are you gonna look at me as part of the job that's very much trying not to look at you there it's Jesus Christ it's so mean you made the joke [Applause] you're like oh God if I look at open now she's gonna think I'm talking about her not I'm gonna look at Boba as she's part of the joke but rather if I look at her she'll think I think she's fat I don't think you're fat over you I don't think I don't think even if you were like I wouldn't mind I've opened up Marvel's midnight Sons on Epic for somehow like I can't [ __ ] see what I'm doing I can't faint my mouse there it is oh my God this thing is so heavy right there you go guys I think that's good right it just looks so high quality I'm so jealous yeah I made it myself my favorite thing is [Music] this is how I interpret what you you left a bunch of like different smiley faces is a cat I think and then like a and then we we meet that's how I read that now how do you read that uh uh Dash backslash ampersand all right put your weight behind it over that was Chad that was chat that was so mean I'm gonna talk to Mark Humes after this oh no head of HR Jesus foreign [Applause] Louis do you think we have like a shovel extension for your controller just to help you dig in this hole very funny very good [Music] foreign [Music] the classic has a gun whoa Creek you weren't supposed to say okay keep laughing everyone okay um daf an actual experienced pizza maker is uh is taking the reins this time yeah the last Chef was crap so I'm really sorry the last Chef was really beautiful and intelligible really bad oh my God is just an aura about her just oh the kitchen's gone oh just gorgeous girl what's this what's this POG there's just a clip that titled POG someone do a Pog oh it's when the dog catches a snowball yes [ __ ] [ __ ] my actual life bed well that's what people want to see we've been streaming for two weeks trying our best to make entertainment is when the dog tries like five times to catch the snowball this is it this is the peacock this is what people actually [ __ ] wanted why do we try hey why is Simon saying oh God Simon okay just ignore him just leave it just play Troy let's go foreign okay um jeez I've never heard someone talk about Simon ladder it's brutal he's across the pond he can't reach me that's true oh yeah yeah no one can actually get us over here yeah we're fine nobody can even stop the stream we have the power Shadow and I know you wanted to order two pizzas but as they do in Spain when things are ready they just bring it out so I thought why not sure sure exactly what they do pizza exactly it is basically that so okay this is your Spanish people as we say in Spain oh [Laughter] wait wait and Source it as much as it is this is cheap enough then I'd order it drunkenly on it on a night out get in from the club it's 4am right absolutely it's Kebab tea it's Kebab tea it's just really cheesy and thick and very doughy yeah I do that quite a lot like I go to cafes and I'll I'll read a book by myself like I'll go to the cinema by myself on like a Monday morning so there aren't any kids in the cinema the chat's moving too quick for me to see what they're saying like I missed something from from Simon that's okay by sitting in the cinema by himself farting away laughing obnoxiously loud and it means the rise of Gru don't even listen don't even Simon hashed why why do you think I have a lot of flatulence I mean I do but you know calling me out like that Jesus why every stream I do I get roasted by someone at least someone in the eels cast geez oh this was that you remember yeah yeah yeah Tom and Ben's jingle jamming we put this out it it didn't do very well it didn't do very well I think it's so good when did we release this like in the 80s well this was back before we were on the internet yeah so we were only selling it out of your car boot General I think we had so many we had to bury them all in the landfills remember yeah yeah yeah along with the um prostitute bodies yeah real piece of merch what time that was the 80s also their rainbow Pizza is going to be all raw isn't it they're putting loads are just Raw it's gonna be [ __ ] yeah it's getting a couple of [ __ ] pizzas I guess you would know all about things being raw but then also and now your mind's in space and now your mum's in space it's such a dangerous place please Mom come back from space nice but then the finale is that the dad is gonna have to find her in the Ford Focus of course your dad's in space there's no parking space exactly okay exactly it writes itself that was my point it writes Itself by the way Lads thank you for letting me game questions it means the world to me genuinely come on not working oh yes yes you know some excavators have to remove a rib to do this for me growing up it was Baron and Madison good eye with my yoga and pilates I could just do it my science went down I'm feeling pretty ashamed did your number go down listen I'm sure next turn your number might go up again so you can be happy again okay I'll be happy when my number is high need shampoo isn't that what your channel is based on Smith okay that was good that's my bank account Alex that's very different oh my God who are the two main actors in The Green Mile the Green Goblin in a mile yard that's awesome Shady that's awesome that's correct Tom Hanks all right Nancy yes and a mouse okay no [ __ ] what are you talking about well this is the most actor it's not an actor yes probably it was probably multiple mice through the screen [ __ ] it no it was not so that is not cool it was named Mouse no it wasn't [ __ ] name the name the mouse was a [ __ ] star mark it down this is absolute motion with a cross mate and then most was Mouse Mr Jingles the mouse he seems even a named character his real name isn't Mr Jingles guys he's not actually called Mr Jingles down with a cross the two actors name are Tom Hanks and Michael Clark Duncan well and the mouse no we're not counting the mouse apparently let's not get anything fifteen each spent months being trained to do different tricks and I am talking about one of those mice I'm sorry but without that Mouse you've got no movie so what is your argument here that I didn't write mice instead of mouse not the name of an actor it's clearly gosh against the spirit get that most not act no that Mouse just did what he was told as a trick That's What actors do something to fiddle with was you know it's like um one of those fidget toys it's not gonna it's never gonna focus on that G and you know what that's a blessing that's a blessing it's art so they can't do us for Toc because it's art so go [ __ ] yourself uh of course we are here to raise money for charity why are her nipples like jingle jam to Defying account it looks like they're like they've like sucked into her boobs her nipples do you see that nobody's nipples show through towels that's just she's a she's a freak of nature well that's quite that's quite real she's not real uh I love her I'm trying to think what I should give you okay oh I mean we can make it I immedi I know your mom says like really speed it up but I am okay I want to find out how service do because Sarah hasn't died has she oh she died Sarah is currently just just a hedgehog she's such a pinkish and how did this happen and she's still alive I also like that she has a never right pick and could move her portal above ground but it insists on running through this entire drip Stone Cape Red's done it did the code delivery I love it get your bread great Shadow I can't lie to you the two main actors in The Silence of the Lambs alarm and a shotgun Jody Fisher Anthony Hopkins what was that sorry what was that the panda would you say I said Anthony Hopkins yeah I I caught it now I caught it I'm afraid that's incorrect mark across that's that's not right I'm afraid it's Jordy Foster oh [ __ ] oh my god um I can't let you have that if I'm not getting I wouldn't if I'm not getting the most started you could [ __ ] forget it now she didn't cheat I just happened to have the sounds of the lamps next to me what just happened there that's cheating what's cheating how is that cheating that is you looked at it I did some independent research oh my god well you didn't answer was you looked it up and we don't like that no I didn't realize ridiculous I heard of his voice for a second yeah I'm here I'm here I'm here hey how's it going I haven't been able to hear you I don't know what's going on oh right okay I'll read their their minds as well there you go look I'm glad you're doing great sorry I snapped there sorry sorry I didn't mean to that was mean you should apologize we did a day though I am crying fully crying boxing down to them any uh 100 pounds doesn't that sound fun orgy photo with it Mike yeah I think you've misunderstood selling this to people lollip what are you talking about outside so far I'll pay for that gets your box only 99.99 about 10 minutes it'll be cemented forever but you'll be on the phone remember that one time I was a kid I'll never forget it's the only wind up to the shops [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] that's the meatball Bill Murray Jim Carrey Patrick Stewart and Michael Kane have those don't have hat bryony Friday can we please give me something here you got this Friday [Laughter] I'm sorry I'm afraid um have all played which unfestive character the protagonist of an 1843 novel by Charles Dickens at least one degree Sarah correct [Music] I'm afraid that was Ebenezer Scrooge good grief okay Terry played the Grinch let's see if we can have any better luck with her we'll see if we can have any better luck with the music round there's not enough power to run for more than an hour cue the start of the song there's not enough power for more than an hour not even for a shower hey don't you glower wait I can hear you going downstairs fan please come back hi I'm Lydia from the Netflix show squid games and I like pickled eggs yeah we've seen lid's outfit she looks fabulous this year she might just Dazzle the opposition dorak not with her skills though greetings from Denmark she's cold look at this classy [ __ ] having a just a counter-siders in a wine glass look at the head on there door call from Lids with the King Nine trying to play it cool she does this look that's the look when this doesn't have anything he's trying to play oh I've got such a tell on her but sadness when she went to pick up that glass sorrel's empty and then press it down knowing she doesn't have no no alcohol and no means to acquire it it's just that heartbreak she's like [Music] foreign I am very very ready I've been wiggling my fingers swatting up on all the rules perfect because we did change them did you get the latest update from last night oh uh I'll I'll work it out yeah by context yeah because it was like a 50-page update right yeah yeah complete rebalance of every block yeah you know some of them are really op some of those blocks oh man yeah like that one that I took that one time and the towel fell over that thing needs a buff yeah what the hell awful block yeah block g47 come on we're gonna make a little better yeah you know [Music] if we just have you in the background [ __ ] yeah yeah this is the one you're the one fan you're there in the studio you can hear him just in the background okay right yeah buddy I am [ __ ] rock hard man oh you guys are killing it that's what I'm about yeah I just stood there arms just like bridges [Music] yeah cool I don't do any bad boo-boos was there anything that made you go like you dumb [ __ ] well everything okay yeah I already did that okay no it was just one of those games you know you yeah yeah exactly channeling the gods of Poker indeed and sometimes it got smile on you and sometimes they frown Chad's saying you weren't even watching they haven't been paying enough attention [ __ ] off chance wow we were in This Together wow we're a team wow you've got it look at it look how Bloody brilliant is oh well done Ben what did you write I wrote don't do Bingo on your own is that a life lesson that you've learned today yeah I did don't be in a team with O's and Duncan and now it shall be destroyed into the fiery Chasm from whence it came ah oh God oh my God I'm glad I burned it I've just realized what the name meant oh here let me just con consult the official Banger rules oh [ __ ] okay right okay now I understand that's the point where I think someone was like do you want to write anything for the rules and I was like oh wait Ben said he wants to do it oh yeah that's fine that sounds like Ben what because I'm a lot like framework am I about to be gottured a couple of times so um whoever's name is closest to Ben will be the Ben and Ben goes first in benga okay if you're both called Ben then the player with the biggest beard and or glasses or whose head is highest from the ground is the Tom okay Tom goes second in benga right I do have the glasses the beard and her head higher off the ground okay so um I think we we hit those categories pretty closely it feels pretty clear cut like it's in black and white so I don't make the rules okay well I guess uh you go first then yeah thank you would be very specifically that they've spelled it wrong on the website and he'd looked me in the eye and he said it's not cool it's come you please referred to me [Music] [Laughter] all right broken no I need mob sounds all the way up on this what yes yes our friend no no no no sword no no don't kill him sword don't do it don't do it don't do it be good be good be nice don't get don't don't do that you've got a wedding a Welly boot you know what they call them in Australia um probably something sexy [Laughter] gum boots see I told you [Laughter] okay [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] it's happening again pretty [Laughter] much an Australian version of piano that's like it's not good it's not scary hahaha [Music] I am living my dream right now chat I've wanted this for so many years and now I convince Smithy and the last let me do it I'm in heaven who would swap place with me right now be honest this is the dream this is the dream this is a bit weird yes baby oh like yes [Laughter] the Wii the Wii narrator is a sassy [ __ ] the wienerator whatever was she called sweetie the switch switchy Susan my favorite Nintendo character you know being a writer [Laughter] when you climb out of the water you see a giant leech latched onto the back of your calf with a tiny hook like Teeth gripping your flesh and sucking your blood what do you want to do um have I got a source of fire I can lay under it like a lighter new um I start sucking the leech nice tell me that's it's weakness I start sucking at the leech okay because then the leaves will suck the blood not on me and then I'll suck the blood out of the leech okay it's like we're 69ing [Music] you took a drink there Jack Crush that's what I'm saying you're all dice all right see as it says for your sucking is never had any complaints Alex has left his computer [Laughter] so I'm sorry um okay so far so good wheel boy Durk you milk [Laughter] that's what else would say my tree what that was a Christmas tree in there but that's fine and we're right that's fine [Laughter] I don't want it if you make yeah we make the you want a red trunk do you well no you could put it out I can see it now I love it I can see it it is there [Music] Nice Shot Nice Shot she said but that that's going right in the sand kidney bean kidneys that's going in the sand kidney beans why is she like this what that's not a nice shirt why is she like this [ __ ] kidney bean Nintendo switch ass [ __ ] no this is beyond my Ken I don't know how it is Georgia I think Alabama is next Mississippi Mississippi is correct [Music] [Laughter] secondly for five collection just sounds so much better it does sound better I'm just so used to saying the other one because it makes sense because it is so good this year it is it is really good I didn't look at any of it though we played it we played it oh no I'm travels earlier like I video games are meaningless when I was a little kid I used to pray that I could Harold vorderman I I felt like that like Carol after all the plastic surgery does she have a lot of plastic surgery she's got massive tits now Tom really yes she does I need to look her up uh will boys can you see the Christmas tree then which one's ours the [ __ ] scuffed one how did you know I mean on the top on the side of the house oh nowhere look look at it can you see it no it took me a little while let's see it no in the front of the house like I'm looking around it what oh it's like it's like the Amazon logo it's kind of like Blended in you can't see it she found herself in space she looked up and she were in space I just had to breathe in but there weren't they were here there was no air in space because it's his space it's a vacuum it's a hard vacuum technically it's a vacuum God at this point it's like we're in the world's estate exactly and then right she looked around who were dead weird like but she were in Spain at what point he was at 9pm on Tuesday night that she had achieved geosynchronous it's this one's much more sensitive why I'm still because if I do that it's like well you hit it too in general but do the exact same motion it's gonna be [ __ ] red Nice Shot why did she do that she is an evil [ __ ] yo She's So Mean limit reached plus eight did you get enough you got removed you got removed she removed you from the night nice shot now get out if you could add another reindeer what would you call it so what like did we just add another reindeer and now everything that mentions Rangers right after I do are we taking like one of the like Santa's reindeers we're not taking them we're adding one yeah yeah so so there there's like Donner Blitzen common Cupid Arrow boy Kratos I would want to add Apollo I think they're named Zeus Odin okay yeah yeah yeah so I I had like stinky and Pinky I died like Boomer and Doomer or something but then you'd have to add Zuber as well yeah and Cuba no we do not add that one we should have two cows now there they are it's a bit steep they're fine I'm not sure what you meant what's this thing mean most cows are gonna have muscly legs I've got a hilly landscape how do I fill up the water go I don't know the chat will be the judge oh I mean I'll keep decorating yeah I don't think it's good to try to use a good chainsaw on a cow that feels I can give them a [ __ ] floodlight oh yes we need lights for them this is [ __ ] floodlights [Laughter] can we give them a uh a football to play with can you do a Swedish accent question mark oh I think I think I nailed that fake or the ends in the room it's like he's in the room it's like he's in the room oh my God just seems to be make your voice bouncy High pixel but we know really he's going full [Laughter] thank you oh boy oh boy all of the numbers at jingle jam are mind-blowing yeah the fact that this is 12 Christmas live streams from deals cast is it 12 I just think it's the 11th maybe it's the 12th I think it's the 12th Christmas live streams which is crazy 12 years what an amazing tradition of looking at cats singing Christmas let's see what they had to say then wait Tom right I think so yeah top thank you Tom Tom who the [ __ ] is Tom that was the real Angry Tom loves it he gives it a double thumbs up that's it that's it I have to kill him I have to kill angry Tom [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Music] wow [Music] oh thanks for putting this together he's got such a great body isn't he Tom I never really noticed till today well he's no he's usually fully clothed I assume but in this case [ __ ] oh [Music] come on oh [ __ ] oh double cam bam what do you saying you're right Tom we need to put our differences aside for Christmas for Christmas but then I made up some stuff and went on a roller coaster to the Moon yes this is more familiar wait what oh what what's that well I took a turn at the end I wasn't expecting um I didn't know well there we go brilliant isn't Swedish guys Danish there's a difference yeah barely just a flag really yeah if I've learned one thing about I [ __ ] the dates because you think you don't move they can't see you is stop [Laughter] there's no way you could see you it's not right you can see us [Laughter] I swear oh that was close that was close oh [ __ ] that was close oh God God Jesus do so I think what we should have is have you you doing that but do ooh instead just do it funny enough when you went to who you went flat but like but dude what you were doing Smith I'm sorry what are you doing we're Hat Films and we make music we don't have films they make dream don't just make me the dream of Dreams reality yeah yeah yeah and even if you don't like everything you get grand bikey grand buy better if you got your grandma's purse around go in there find her or try to get rude don't do that she loves it she loves she's not gonna eat it she would love Play-Doh buy your grand place this reminds me of the 40s [Laughter] sound like Kanye [Music] [Music] okay thank you [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] me that was close oh my God and three quarters of a million Bernie what are you up to uh I'm still getting this Bruce I've got 34. did you know that different things react differently to being hit by different tools because I do I hit one thing with the ax and one thing with a nice nice okay brother Christmas trees don't go you don't go go other build ings I don't like you got the point that's all that matters you got the point go go go go go go go go okay [Music] holy [ __ ] it's like having the longest John's on streaming it soon [Laughter] oh my God [Laughter] yep I don't like this I don't like this he's taken two he's taken too much time spiffs closest to the Nintendo switch oh you're kidding me I love video games kidding me you are so good at this it's disgusting I'm taking chat I'm sorry oh geez Jesus Christ no wonder Tiger Woods had all those affairs Jesus Christ women love Mango's not going to be in the office for another 10 minutes Lewis we've got time [Laughter] guys here welcome back I just wanted to say that I'm happy that you guys are watching uh having a good time and uh I've had to change your mind I actually think that sweets are the best I really like Swedish people now and I think that everyone should speak Swedish and the accent is very beautiful so uh Silas that you said in the break you said some really terrible things no uh no doubles that was someone else that wasn't that wasn't me I've changed my mind um don't don't move stay still identity identity test is a real problem hello [ __ ] swedes am I right big Lids there looking fabulous of course you know do you know why she's looking so fabulous Tom uh she finally made an effort well there is that but in addition she murdered this is the rumor going around I don't wanna I don't want to spread this too much but I think this is true she murdered her billionaire husband what he was old um and she's now inherited his money and is determined too and I quote I heard this I overheard this when I was in a lady's toilets don't ask where I was in there I overheard I'm going to spunk that money like there's no tomorrow so she's come here to spunk her dead billionaire husband's money oh no come on come on don't fall over it's so hard oh god um I keep finding Big Rocks now as well the bridges oh no well sounds like far more worse about to get [ __ ] drilled [Laughter] that's going right in your [ __ ] oh no it's like a it's like a scorpion foreign [Laughter] I kind of spread all the gravel over quite a large area now oh it's almost like we've graveled this area it's like a [Laughter] okay I think I already crossed a slight line with my polish AKA Russian accent uh which is a lot I should have crossed but I did anyway and this is a line I'm just not gonna cross at all what if you did it in the accent of someone who is Mexican but actually spent the majority of their life in Sweden a good shot that's a good Shout I'm having so much fun watching goddamn life it's been amazing so far and I can't wait for more videos on a lovely Indian uh four five six seven Liz is looking it's four five six seven anything she's like oh it has to be five of them what a pro [Music] you see just really knows what's going on yeah [Laughter] [ __ ] okay I've gotta not laugh nervous Jolly red man comes down my hole have I been good I have a good Soul no call for me only some toy Christmas time is full of joy come together at one time not enjoying Christmas is a crime santosi up in my face Santa Fe it's found the right place Santa seek for you and for me Santa see on top of the tree he only comes once a year he sometimes worries the reindeer Santa's balls are growing glowing bright blue on Christmas night he will spill his goo come together at one time naughty joint Christmas is a crime San Jose up in my face santosi is found the right place Santa said that you were for me santosi on top of the tree Santa's face now has that's right down your chin you've done such a very good job taking Santa into your goal oh my God oh my God what do you think wow that was an amazing that was absolutely incredible 20 minutes 20 minutes you I I have no words two verses that's amazing yeah I I'm Blown Away um I cried laughing earlier because I said to Alistair I said brillian's coming over and he just replied he's from Sweden and it was just such a sweet thing to say say it's just like talking to a child [Laughter] I can't know what to do I couldn't handle it so I cried [Music] oh this is their sweet boy that Alice but we have to protect him until we mug him continue until we mug him we have to protect him from us Lids sloshing down that booze yeah you know like the Femme Fatale hussy that murderous husky that she is oh sorry I don't want to spread selections please um that's just the Talk Amongst High Society of which of course I am a part would you like to be part of high society um so here's a question uh do I have to enjoy it or can I be one of those more sort of like yes I suppose that's a nice car one of those kind of [ __ ] resentful but the bonuses of being incredibly wealthy and not really having to work and all that is that enough is the payoff of being part of Thai Society therefore being wealthy being a mover and a Shaker being able to break a man with a word is that enough and to then essentially have no friends because you know they're all just out for themselves and they're all bastards no one's actually like oh Edward so wonderful to see you again I heard you bought a little place in Italy and you'd be like yeah it's like you know a thousand acres square but of course all your neighbors have ten thousand acres so whatever you do is not good enough even though it's better than 99.9 of people in the world if you're part of higher Society whatever you do is not going to be good enough unless you're like royal family or like the richest dude in the [ __ ] universe and if you're a Nouveau riche of course you don't belong so you have to be of you have to have come from money and a lot of it to be genuinely accepted so you'd never fit in anywhere you wouldn't have any real friends Count Me In chat I need your help do you want to see like the middle of the screen like is it right now or should I make sure I still screen it up up to you I think it's a full screener but I mean I can keep it as it is fill screen all right yeah you're right guys also no I think you should half the size of this half the size because I have it mostly black in the background there we go here this was actually squashed up um when I had it on the screen because I didn't make it and for some reason uh whatever the [ __ ] that is oh God I hate the island levels don't worry they're all Islands from here on out I hate Ireland careful now the worst Island level the Brits ever got to does he invite me out to the UK and it's like yeah that's like one of the Irish men it's like say 33 for us go on do you have any potatoes in your bag [Music] rough that's not too bad rough turkey tea is that your score Lewis is starting the troubles again oh no guys The Good Friday agreement's breaking down I mean it is a Friday it is a Friday I don't know if it's good anymore God is it Friday already this is a great Friday we should have a new agreement what every Friday yeah live on stream new one golf every Friday guys Lids looks unimpressed this is not the billions that she uh was hoping to win she's just just disappointed that the uh Silo that she spoke their drinks with has not kicked in she's like I should have walked away from this table and everyone should be dead by now yeah why aren't they dead damn it um the problem is we're in a permanent economic crisis just like just like Britain uh it's okay it's fine the economic crisis is vastly over exaggerated by fake fake Druid news don't listen to your Druids if they say there's an ongoing economic crisis it's fine but look the economic crisis just disappear done it was never there stability is zero oh God perhaps we should take action no I've got a military um we don't need stability so what's the point exactly like stability hasn't negatively affected Us in any way shape or form it's like every now and again we get like a small little trouble and everything is fine the travels happen we love the troubles they're great okay [Laughter] uh tell the game right okay the game is getting smaller because you guys hit that Target and I'm in standard so I'm just show everyone how great a job we've done first before sure ever again later I've got I've got another one for you now see every 15 pounds donated uh you flip vertically let's show everyone around this great job we've done all right so they've got the presents all lined up that's really nice oh god really cute but yeah why that specifics do you like purple sure yeah so I thought you know [Music] I thought it was cute [Music] this is my son I'm his mama now does that also heat and vibrate it's like I would not see that movement with it [Laughter] so can I ask when the game is upside down what do you mean turn your art monitoring down too small bigger okay so we can turn the gravity on or off right sword I just need to find a bucket mostly downstairs sometimes I worry like maybe I've lost it you know maybe this year I won't be able to make the stream as professional as I can but right I think I'm getting it this year and then we need to put some Brian Cox heat in here at some point apparently people are asking for some Brian Cox heat your mum in space is a bit like the Gobi desert dry devoid of Life devoid and no one wants to go there and nobody wants right dry and without visitors and you she's way better hello [Laughter] how you doing Mom tooth love toast say something to chat something about getting the milk she said she can't believe you got to a million can you ask your mom to provide a word of thanks to the chat can you provide a word of thanks to the chat what does that mean I'm proud of gotta look at the pizza penguin it's really hot I'm like sway like crazy Christ it's not the worst but it's very not cooked as well okay um we call it artisanal artisanal um [Laughter] is there another pizza please no I've sat down so many mixes and you're not allergic to uh poppy seeds are you well I don't think so why have you sprayed them open your desks killed them everywhere you've got that drug test coming up Lewis you might come on that's not the reason I'm gonna say would you rather walk on or empty or enter the where I'm not going to break into a Warehouse open it's abandoned but it's still you know trespassing does stuff in it I've already got enough junk I could have stuff in it look we gotta say stuff we got a stuff my backpack's filled with cream I've got a good feeling about this Warehouse I'm going in the warehouse thank you I got a good feeling about the warehouse I look down and I see the [ __ ] picture yeah you son of a [ __ ] what do you haven't had any combat yet all right start drawing the rats we have got the finest Prosecco every bubble is from heaven would you like Heavenly bubbles I will have a Heavenly bubbles would you like some water What's it gonna be Christmas Christmas Pizza a Christmas Pizza artisanal Christmas Pizza I'd say I don't know if everyone is fully aware of what artisanal means no I don't think I've had a personal training session this year one okay um like in a gym not just the one yeah as well can I get a clap yeah uh and no what I was going to say is that uh my personal trainer he was like oh yeah I play Civ I was like oh do you know do you watch potato whiskey he was like yeah I do and then he was also like oh yeah I also watched the spiffing Brit I was like yeah so he knew both of your channels but not mine it would be worse if you said do you watch Armature Admirals and it was like yeah I do I watch all of them and you're like oh do you know Alex the Rambler no no no he's the worst one oh what's your favorite part of Christmas what's your favorite Christmas food what's your favorite part of Christmas Pizza great great is that what we're going to see on our Christmas Pizza yeah yeah Joy oh I hope you guys like it if you guys like it if you don't know all right so I was hacked as well just drinking his own milk can you make that stuff oh my God I need to take a screenshot of this and show my trainer that I had the highest score than the whiskey you have a trainer Bob Bush a nerd I don't give don't give damn about your [ __ ] video okay but but in one specific turn in the game I had more score at the potato so people [Laughter] how how is everything with your Prosecco I'm just I'm just saying because there's been um reports of diarrhea I thought I would just try it just just to make sure that there's no um there's no diarrhea in the cup right yeah check it after I've drunk something right okay can we mark them down that's fine that's diary thank you we will be with you excellent sir you don't get that in most recipes no you don't but the seven will come and taste your wine before you to check after you oh my gosh [Music] [Music] [Music] you know those 2000s like dance tracks where they have the really hot featured singer and then they'd have the really nerdy looking like Finnish producer yeah who would occasionally be like in the size like watching them yeah yeah I like it I like it am I the nearly finished producer yeah yeah like you know like you get like Cascada tracks and [ __ ] like that right and they they'd always have the DJ or producer that made it but they'd have this like really hot lead singer and they never saw me like who the [ __ ] is this guy they shred it and they're like he's a DJ uh yeah oh he's a I just imagine you hitting a really like Timberland style button it just says shred it period you're my favorite yogg I have a gaping vagina just one want you to know that women in their 30s listen to the podcast lots of love thank you Rachel you know we used to listen to the book I was quite a lot myself mango and then what happened uh you kept talking about prostitutes anyway we're back in with the investor out there oh wow that was fun though that was fun Tom the free unit is a Vlad honestly not terrible not sounds like a good one Ben how much has it cost Ben Ben uh Tom oh how do you know who Ben is he's secretly be visiting me in the basement what hi why do you think I'm still alive you didn't bring me any food or cake for a whole year yeah there was a reason for that Ben's been smuggling in snacks from the office I was hoping to be doing this stream with a [ __ ] skeleton this time I love Ben I think I think it would have more Charisma oh I think it'd be more likable Ben has taken pity on Wheel boy I'm gonna be having words with us afterwards what the hell man God bless you Brave Ben so we'll come up with a name for a Star Wars character give me two words uh uh penis loving Enos oven in this oven sounds Enos right there is a Star Wars name uh one of my favorite characters do you remember the guy um hey you want to buy some death sticks that guy and then and then the Jedi like no you're gonna rethink your life he's like I'm gonna rethink my life see that character's name is Elan sleaze bagano not lying this is actually uh the new plate of DLC it's called awesome DLC uh uh I was gonna say awesome yay face sound that's what Alistair was yeah [Music] that's the way we like to Plate the ass up face down that's the way we like to play laughs if she wins then do I get cake no is Tom does Tom become defeated do I get to be free I don't think there's anything which means what Duncan get uh that Lewis gets a cake [Laughter] which one are you uh what's going on okay well the artillery is just blown up blowed up the middle one color Murray the monk calamari who are squid people and general Calrissian right calrissian's a great name but for the literally called The Mont calamari I mean it's just it's just it's laughable the Star Wars naming convention is lawful is whatever George came up with at the time ah someone just really understands out sorry sorry we missed that let's get him in we'll find out what happened I'll just um naked volleyball classes bring boobs or fannies naked you're so funny naked though very clarifying balls only balls no fannies no boners only friendly bonus allowed it doesn't say loud I put that in nude boys on footballs now full of bigger balls oh gosh this is a strong round ready all the balls in them the ball's balls oh both those only balls no fannies yeah so what's the aim of the stream we're going to try and get to two point two two point zero I'm just trying to I'm just trying to make it through two hours so I'm gonna be real no I I don't know what's what do you think is a good goal to set don't know I'm having a really nice time me two come on in oh man we were watching that and we were we thought you were robbed you had your pair of sixes there I did this for Bree because before he was the one who went out the fastest you went out so fast we barely noticed it was so quick it really was like we were just if you're out there we were this one was for you this one was for sure we were literally like holy [ __ ] everything's about to go out we watched the hand we were like we can't believe this is happening it was really something so thank you for that have a good time everyone chat behave yourself have a lovely time donate to the jingle jam so there you go amazing amazing oh also the first person to actually move the chair out of shop yeah what a lad just what a great guy what a Lads what a great guy I think I think I think covered that very well I think we got off with that just so smoothly we would be amazing con man you know pulling pulling grifts I think so I think we have a simpatico you know what I mean just a glance you know what's up I think we could uh actually no sorry what I mean is we absolutely hopeless Tom oh whoa yeah does anyone want to do some betting with us later on because we're terrible at it I was heading to Paris and we got on the train and a lady gets on in a train uniform and it's like yeah yeah she's talking in French I don't speak French so I'm like looking around like anyone speak English can you tell me what just happened and she was like someone had stolen the electrical lines above the tree crackhead they're trying to make their own Dodge I won't like we do sometimes get distracted yeah but just a little just a little bit we noticed the big stuff like when people get knocked out and stuff we didn't miss any of that yeah I've never missed a big thing come on we didn't have to ask anybody how they got knocked out good I did I pre-booked the bus that I uh missed because people were arguing at customs in front of me yeah the bus isn't actually that bad from London actually it's actually about the same speed as the train yeah way cheaper yep and the train and it doesn't break because the rail broke which is not something that should happen to a train I feel that then make me feel comfortable on the train when they're like the rail is broken and we're gonna have to find a new way to get there and then when the conductor said I don't know how that's when I got really worried the conductor means to conduct to does normally to lead the way and then his his solution was guess we're in traffic now which I didn't know could happen with trains either just lift him up above the map no don't put me above the map yes slide no there you go put me where period is and then yeah peeing on Lewis this is good I think that works I like how they're like arched like they're supposed to be wearing heels or something okay yeah [Laughter] the thing to say but sure yeah what they are though yeah I got Simon a really nice gift I got him the NASA Discovery Lego set a very expensive Lego set is what I got from G shout out to fruity very expensive Lego set and um and she got just trash pretty much well Shadow stop oh it's coming in Shadow keeps tping to spectate on me and every time she does it she appears inside of me and I can't see anything and it freaks me out when I fall off on edge it's my own fault I should just be chill foreign [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] actually I didn't how dare you oh man someone is trying to shoot me come back Ben how's it looking very bad no not gonna lie I'm not gonna sugarcoat this it looks it looks terrible oh no oh geez I think there's a bad boy in here with me and I don't like the tone of his candle stop it yeah zombie Bad Zombie get out yeah wouldn't everything be easier if we cheated [Music] what's wrong with it it just doesn't really look like a snowman but then again it's not done what's this one oh gingerbread house oh it's another build yeah oh [ __ ] I'm gonna murder rams's dog what the [ __ ] don't do that we're too late I did it he's killed me like three times what Ben killed their dog oh what well that's just unforgivable Ben's watching he might kill it again yeah I don't feel bad about surprise scaring Ben into his death he just murdered two dogs me he murdered a named dog of the yellow team it's not nice Ben and Ben the Buddy hashtag Ben the bully to my chat saying that um ramp is going to go John Wick on me and I haven't seen that movie but like he just makes candles right someone kills his dog yeah he's a Candle Maker and then he's in a fit of rage just makes a load of candles yeah okay I can handle that you know me oh my God oh we gotta film a cat now oh well this took a turn of those videos ah you wanted the volume up why did you ask for it to be turned up it all adds to the experience Lewis no it's so good so good [Music] a choreography noises [Music] we're just right here is this where we used it this is where we live this little lane what are you doing oh [ __ ] we're stuck that's fine I'm wiggling it's all good I just have to push you I think no you're gonna need to get another video Yeah destroy this tree wait we gotta get there and help them boys it's a jumping puzzle quick before you pass tell us what you know [Music] don't worry I've revived him oh he hits for five I think he's meant to be dead sorry strong man just like me this planet's Baron no joking actually yeah um swamp sorry I misunderstood what you were saying that was a joke that was a joke better and referring to you because [Laughter] this tree is too thick for this machine is that what it said I'm very familiar you're very familiar with Darkness oh my god oh yikes uh hang allowed to cut this tree down [Music] but I think if we just take these logs okay All Right strip this this is too heavy right I need to try I need to use it you need to you need um what's happened to my arm what's going on what is happening 14 minutes I think we might have to take a little container so far you both have none [Music] oh no whoa look at this move China I stole Rob's boat he didn't like it not today what's that even for um I blocked I blocked his arrow and my Shield's broken oh [ __ ] we're in trouble now Ben is it bad should I just get on with my life or should I just keep revs from doing anything with his yeah just keep him busy honestly the thought of his soul makes me happy alternatively we could cut down really small trees [Music] it just Falls over every time I try and cut a tree down oh you find really thin trees every one of you is rolling around like a caterpillar how do you you reset your vehicle I'll be back soon with your mother we'll be together again together again the syllables are kind of [ __ ] with that last time I'm just going for it again so just say again yeah cut it too again [Music] yeah because it will work with again [Music] that's way too long [Applause] so we're gonna try to shoot the piano shoot the piano oh she's oh she's on the way okay so I think I'm faster than her though hang on well not when you're [ __ ] throttling no I've got a throttle it yeah but you look at that quick quick she's gonna [ __ ] get there before you all right now quick quick [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] skinny little legs okay let's let's make this a bit what the [ __ ] sorry uh uh hello there seems to be a pterodactyl hello what's going on Simon uh there's a velociraptor oh it was a velociraptor um what the hell who was it was it a dolphin a velociraptor pterodactyl who was it I'm very sorry special effect that you have to see this is that the noise that Santa's [ __ ] makes gee you can't say that with special effects in the chat oh my God I can't believe you've done this I can't believe you've done this you gave Santa three ass cheeks all right there's nothing wrong with having three ass cheeks and two [ __ ] that open because they're shulker boxes there's absolutely nothing wrong with that shame Santa I ain't shaving scents not a special day body positivity all right exactly damn son yeah right specialist effect said this is exactly what we expected okay oh God that's even worse order up yeah can I get two waters please look alive Lydia look alive order up you're one Margarita Pizza to go all right all right so I think you've got to put some semolina or some something I think that's food poisoning but I think you have to put that down to make sure it's nice and smooth now it's now oh it's so sticky isn't it no I don't need your okay I need you Dad okay oh I've got is that dirt have I Got Dirt all over it what's that I don't know what is that Lydia just roll with it roll with it what is that don't worry just roll over there I didn't do that hello hello I've got your water no problem that's still water don't worry about the kitchen don't worry about what's going on I watched after do it and I can't remember what he did I slight loads of crap in it it's not normal I'm worried don't worry about it what was he doing oh he was like of course like green another water coming up no idea what there's like a green thing in there sorry sorry okay thank you so much dancing skeleton for the donation wait that was last night no we've not had any lots of stuff maybe we've had loads oh and we have hang on no we haven't I'm good is it broken or it's just nobody no it's PM yeah because I was thinking is it broken silicon base life is it broken it's broken [Music] we got a hundred pounds no that was last night no no it wasn't yeah it was p.m oh yeah all right we is p.m now is it 12 it's 12 p.m oh yeah I don't know how to tell the time I thought I had to tell the time okay well anyway irrelevant um from No Name provided I'm going to do a little bit more a little bit more maybe I think next time I'll feel Brave and I'll do like a swirl or you know like a one of those bad boys hello how are you doing um I can see you there really really trying to hold something back no no no no I just I should know it's everything's fine I just really want to win this you know yeah I really want to end this and I'm not I don't it's not that I don't have faith in the day too no you're a teen yeah absolutely I think lady can smash it I'm just like I've seen the the knife carrot videos and I guess I'm just I'm already worried can you hurt yourself with dough I I hope not I don't think so I don't know I guess you could fall and trip over it okay we'll make sure it keeps up she looks like she's doing a sterling job right now and maybe some like bits in it but that's okay right we'll see what the judges feel about this you're gonna be eating it you're gonna be eating it right I'm not too keen on bits yeah okay I have to admit but I know I think Lydia will do a great job I just the first one's the heart do you know when you make pancakes right the first one is tricky I would say the trickiest thing is going to be not eating the food like oh mmm don't eat that oh my god oh delicious really good do you like the black ones yeah yeah oh my gosh okay I want to fill up on burn burn you've got to show that pizza who's boss Jimmy you're not yeah [Laughter] I'm too violent I was surprised that you can fix that the room is empty apart from a black marble plinth on which stands a large Dragon made of emerald colored glass Emerald good you notice that the dragon has a gold amulet hanging from its neck oh on a gold chain if you would like to take the amulet turn to 71 if you'd rather leave the room and go back to the warehouse turn to 95. I take the amulet why would I not take the amulet like what's the worst that could happen as soon as you touch the emerald dragon it comes alive takes flight and begins to circle the room at speed it Glides around on outstretched Wings which look red hot like molten glass and give off intense heat that's a very good description uh good luck drawing a dragon and this is in the game's collect action which you can get by going to jiggle damn no not down then go down you can get it from the Dingle you can get it by going to jingle jam we should the lad sport isn't it is it I think it's a gentleman's it's a it's a it's a posh lad spot really it's expensing is just fencing is just knife crime for rich people oh be careful special attack boba though come on [Applause] it's exhausting round oh my God that's quite intense can't believe we got to a pushing live yeah this is a canal this is unfair 200. that'd be such a great feudal Lord I I missed my calling honestly I should have been a feudal Lord if you could do it all again is that what you I would be the the best feudal Lord ever although God I wouldn't put up with any [ __ ] you know like a magician came to visit your court or like you know like a [ __ ] like tarot card reader or whatever right [ __ ] dead straight away like I wouldn't even put up with it wow what wait would you let them try and perform first and like let them please you and win your face I would have in my Throne Room I'd have a row of archers and then I would do the thing I it's like Britain's talent but yes when you hit your buzzer everyone opens fire [Laughter] flaming arrows let's go oh man oh my God it's brutal what do they get if they um if they do please you oh God I don't know I haven't thought that far ahead I'm not expecting anyone oh my God it's brutal yeah I know I know but I think uh you know I would go down in history like I think people would be you know they would look back and they'd be like yeah it was brutal but great stories sure like I remember when that one guy got shot in the dick [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] over here so that's why I think Wharf is the most [ __ ] of the TNG crew you make a very good case [Laughter] yeah supposed to do that oh you fixed it around let's get on your lad there we go they're getting word tonight the whole family is out there working together this one is very slow at it though um well I mean it's fine because if they don't meet their quotas um they can come and perform but they're six feet under yeah exactly let's see how that goes everyone gets their day in court that's right that's right yeah you stupid villains legendary I wanted to at least you just have to sing the right song should we just walk in like we are in the place what's this down here hello sir I would like to make a deposit who's this guy why is he a vagina good it's fine I've punched out the security guard nope wait no no survivors no witness [Laughter] oh my gosh I'm coming I'm coming [Laughter] how do we did we rob the bank or what did we steal the money I can't remember I wasn't paying attention so that's why yarrow is the sexiest character in all of Star Wars you see I don't really understand why Jar Jar Binks gets all the hate that he does I think his character Arc is really rewarding it is you know what you make a good point there period um I didn't really uh didn't really think of that I like the Misa thing but he says yeah you know Misa Jar Jar Binks is that's exactly how he sounds can you do your best job's impression Lisa George are being honestly not terrible it actually sounds pretty pretty good you're a lovely boys and I have a tiny penis oh you're lovely that means he likes to Trifles podcast then he's not just oh are you not allowed to like the tripod postcast if you are have a massive dong uh it's like the rule technically yeah well we can't stop what people like and dislike oh okay but we do you just make fun of people with massive dongs and then that makes them not like the podcast big don't have this yeah I don't think I don't think any of our viewers a big don't have it or are they lying to you is that the thing well we're not you know okay I guess you could never take a little Club who's lying for Tony penis Evers oh that's nice it's nice that you'll have somewhere to go yeah you know the safe space yeah for Tony don't have us it's so funny though when people tell me that I have a small penis when when um when especially when other people are around oh God yeah there's no one's gonna get that reference it's so weird if you're not in the know right there's like you know there's like a bunch of people and there's like you know like I'm in a coffee shop or whatever and someone's like oh I have a tiny penis by the way I'm like oh fantastic I love it yeah it's it's that's the the one-off jokes they don't want other people to hear but other people were like loud and proud good for them by the way I have a tiny penis like oh great everyone and everything comes in different shapes and sizes um and um that's that's cool I just want to see he's like the snow big snow guy that um he attacks uh Luke Skywalker oh it's like the horns and stuff yeah he's got horns and yeah like after the beginning of um The Empire Strikes Back yeah I like Tim yeah he's cool they should have you know renewed his contract brought him back um I think he gets his arm cut off right that's not really nice for like a nice little stuffed boy it's not he's big though he does eat a uh he does eat the Tonton your dad's in space unlike me Brian Cox I'm here on planet Earth looking at Moon from afar sand oh it just runs through your hands don't it it's crazy stuff it's running a brilliant perfect don't waste any more let's get a recording going just just explain to your child your dad you are the dad and you have to go to space we have officially started dragon slayer let's go okay um well I'm gonna throw it back for a whiz what was this [ __ ] this is the stuff for Dragons here you go here's everything you need because you know we're playing pretty short short hand games um you know more about this why don't you explain why why anyone could win you know because you worked in poker TV I did for 20 years of my I'm 48. yeah and uh just have your birthday I did two birthdays two birthdays in a row some would say that's kind of greedy but me I say that's probably fine uh it's probably fine the names are on the right banana they're cool oh my God this thing's banana is that his name more like banona no wait is that true [Laughter] [Music] mum did end up in space like it would be dead cold because it's dead cold in space but you know it's all right because I'm here on Earth at the BBC license pay is expense so don't worry about me when there's loads of sand and dust and stuff but if your mum did end up in space by some chance by my Reckoning you'd have to send your dad after in like a Ford Focus or something like that to bring it back and then Echo can you Echo back yeah yeah so I'm going to bring that back up here is back I'm allow that to bring them back back a very clear back so much back give it the beans on that one you're back no way it's not hang on there's an on wet level right there yes the wet level for time series [Laughter] again yeah but they need to do the dance space okay so we'll get down to the space if you are a small twitch streamer or just content creator or just yeah suffering human being with accessible electricity and an internet connection you can set up your own tiltify fundraiser for the jingle jam a particular charity you can select all of the Charities and you can fundraise yourself and the people who donate to your fundraiser will also get the games it's wonderful yes what the garbs and Grims are doing that's why I recall what goes and Graham's doing I did it last year it was great um I did a fake one of those the other thing you can use it for I set it up and I siphoned all the money put it on your TV in the money be clear I don't know if Delta that I am assuming no but we are definitely not doing you know Deltas kind of strikes me as the kind of guy I wouldn't put a password I turned into Jewels heart let's get 1.5 million we are close it's doable it is Matthew it's very doable Matthew with a hundred pound things what the [ __ ] is that very professional of me love what you do here thank you oh and she's got condom on safety first baby [Music] [Laughter] I'm sorry oh my gosh it looks like you you know what I'm saying though she's got Taco look at us dancing so beautifully together [Music] yes I'm doing thank you that's the first one you're extra strong extra strong extra extra oh my God but when you really don't think she's that clean oh my God oh my God Jesus Christ Jesus Christ oh god um someone asked before my favorite restaurant in Toronto was or nice places to go in Toronto um there's lots of different food here I recommend going to a place called the Sky Dragon not Deez Nuts don't say that um it's actually a nice dim sum restaurant and you can see the CN Tower from its sky patio and you can see like a lot of Chinatown area and it's just really nice genuinely I I like to go into Kensington Market um when I was interesting I didn't ask you um but thank you for telling um it's really nice especially on Christmas um the decor is lovely it's kind of expensive though this is what I expected from this all right yeah I I I I I I saw the Avatar and I thought oh shadow I bet she's really nice have you been to Toronto a lot I mean a fair amount so um we haven't quite made it to so of all the characters in Star Wars that you would most want to have sex with who would it be George Roberts Georgia me Syrian flax look at my hat oh you dropped your hand hold on Tom I can't put my hat okay uh so so period oh sorry you sound [Music] [Music] [Music] it's pretty pretty [ __ ] good wow [Laughter] [Music] Merry Christmas [Music] oh we just need two two forks two small plates yes that's one two yeah g and myself only two only two only two people are eating cake today okay so you place the uh can you say [ __ ] the bed [Laughter] pretty [ __ ] good voice changed [Music] my [ __ ] nuts that's another thing I say a lot um okay oh thank God my squeaky shitty voice is back first time I've been relieved to hear it oh man oh man [Music] uh 35 pounds from no-name provided thanks for all the years what are the rules holes I never had any complaints [Laughter] all the checks out that's an old one okay I don't quite know what what the thing is for that yeah yeah it's it's a Lewis reference oh I've heard of him yeah I Wander over to the church like literally opposite oh [ __ ] it's Island yeah perfect you go yeah gone through the doors and just shoot father uh yeah okay yeah there's a guy he stood there he's like you know putting out oh he's putting out uh him him books because he's preparing for the Sunday service okay I pray with you oh you're in the right place I also need you to send me on a holy mention to the Vatican it's a bit early in the morning for that or maybe you could hold hands yeah oh yeah and then like oh yeah because that's and I'm like two people praying hey happy Christmas to you all I think it's been a long time since I've speak any Irish yes really I assumed you well if you know Irish was a lang but the thing is like death happened to grow up what did you think we spoke before you English before the English were just like so it's so anxious yes sure [ __ ] Tom up and and we'll see how he sounds with with my stupid voice and do you do me okay hello no wrong way now Tom is even more Tomball I am come on I'm not that high hi guys it's me period Franks so what we're looking at here is some classic okay so they're doing what we call the new time steam buds well Johnny Fiasco famous poker player or any of the Pokemons they would know all about this um this maneuver right now and it's basically where they play like four cards at once and it's really strong poker thing but they would call poop vlogging sort of like 10 20 years ago the brothers would do it but then a lot of them stop doing it because they do they just don't get the same anymore it's their online poker plays they change it all they change the game he's right it's such a difference such a different way you're right it's ruined the game my mother period you're right so right just stream of gibberish toffee Penny the green triangle and the purple one yeah oh no that's incorrect I'm afraid [Music] I'm afraid I mean I'll give to your team the rest of the question uh the purple one are all constituents of what traditional confectionery especially popular at Christmas quality street is correct when I'm scared of something I hide so well that nobody can find me that's why I'm so good hide and seek oh no there's no one looks for him [Laughter] oh no what's it from perian's hair one pound per hair they gave 35 pounds it's very kind of experience thank you yeah okay so this is the sentence came from chat I can't even claim credit for it the ghost of flax's hair oh my God you used to have a big red curly hair is haunted by McDonald's say yes say yes type yes type yes type yes yes you may This Is A Lie once I get down there I'm just showing the water oh my god I've I've an accomplice on a bed's going for the steel Ben wants Ben wants to join him if perhaps jumps puts a block down and gets rid of the water that will be actually MVP moves and Ben did ask if he could use the pull oh did he so is you babe they're 100 got a troll him right there's no way there's better enough ladders he's gonna need like 400 ladders there's no way Ben has enough ladders let me check this man's ladder stack he's out he's already out hey did he build down low enough oh my God was he not low enough I hope you're loving it too I'm having a [ __ ] whale of a time this is probably the my favorite stream I've ever focus on songs I pray that feels hyperbolic um no word of a lie I've loved it I feel so out of place [Laughter] [Music] without a tree [Music] [Laughter] [Music] it leads into it it's nothing it works sorry I didn't prepare much else get out of that seat it's my time baby okay here we go [ __ ] oh it's good I levitate the wagon no [Laughter] yeah hi just laid some pipe big old Hoover oh hey there what is this a Hoover have you seen one of those before babe I'm I'm not sure do you want to blow oh no it sucks babe ah do you want to suck yeah babe yeah something is broken yeah remember this is all for charity guys please donate to the jingle jam that [ __ ] um [ __ ] I was betrayed what happened what happened then which one do I need what what did they did they [ __ ] you up you're about to see Ben died for falling [Music] [Laughter] they removed the water at the bottom of the pole that's fair he started when we first met I threw gold at him and he ran me down and murdered me [ __ ] is this [ __ ] so I murdered his dog laughs go on bed oh these bad beads please why would you move Crystal oh my God an amethyst grew oh my gosh oh my God oh my God it wasn't the water it was a different timer that's so good it's incredible that's so funny it's so small that takes so long to grow as well the odds of that actually growing between them doing those jobs is amazing no no no the amethyst just randomly grew it wasn't really at the bottom yeah it has to credit they'll never know it's okay to be a nerd that's fine don't worry about it I hope that you're not insecure about those things because that's totally normal I play video games so I'm also nerd so I feel you did I get anything good from Commander Legends oh no that's still sealed that's a sealed Booster Box I haven't opened it sorry I didn't hear what you said sorry I was looking at chat no it's okay I'm used to it we can just move on so what game are you going to be playing now just his reactions [Music] no no sound effects no music Barry oh he's just supposed to stay up for hours to make it easier is advice [Music] whoa just stop but that was all they had wait do we know what is it we don't get to know ladies foreign I'll do it I'll do it okay what is this challenge what is this challenge ready can you see the screen from your angle no I'm looking at the camera okay that's good you keep it there what is this next round is we're skipping over that way here we go then perhaps look you're in a booth yep you're mad man you're not you're not going to get not gonna get it in you're not going to get it I believe it what do you mean I'm not gonna get it do you not see this it's like this is terrible this isn't how you're golfers in the chat I don't believe it all and you shouldn't either like this is a terrible play absolutely awful like there was no way you could imagine shut up Daniel that was that was unbelievably [ __ ] Tom I'm still going to get it in under par you bastard I really would like to get up onto that balcony though I would like to talk to the people way up you want to talk to the Swiss got they're angry they're pointing there uh to head upstairs please gentlemen but what if I was seductive uh we are men of God that's why they like nuns oh 10 minutes with you around the back I bet you won't be a believer anymore you'll believe in a different God after hanging out with me for a bit wow uh you're gonna have to make a some kind of ducks roll God I hope this [ __ ] works I'm sexy I'm sexy so she's a bride of Christ it cancels out sure Double Jeopardy hmm I won't tell if you don't tell uh all right then so you wanted to do it on the balcony no I just want to head up to the balcony we can do it round back okay they both take your hands and you guys walk off together lovely right now that's couple of minutes down drop dusted so you are gonna [ __ ] these guys get up in a nice conversation a lady never tells right well you go around the back there's two Swiss guards they're disrobing okay and that went I left you nut boys bathroom that's what I want her inside sure yeah okay yeah okay we'll be waiting here without me let's get started I re-bought their cheese so okay yeah you left these guys warming up as you've gone inside um you're now let's do this one's gone [Laughter] it's so much worse [Music] [Laughter] foreign [Laughter] yeah yes he'll definitely lose his mind then this washing up system is so bad don't put the guy was on the conveyor it's a clean conveyor okay okay chips I think chips is probably someone selected place it's a brave choice oh we got it well I wish this went well Sophia and you're making potato salad someone in this room chose potato salad not me and someone who's in charge who's in charge yes you guys should be choosing I'm running the restaurant it's true it's true he's not lying he's not lying there do you want to interview Fiona this is some disrespect pad can I get some boots can we move this thing so it's like here listen up no no I got an idea I think there and then we'll have the conveyor shut up a charge of plus one and a spin of one half which subatomic particle comprises Atomic nuclei along with neutrons do not confer one of you can Buzz Edinburgh University top hey Leon no uh no that's a proton okay oh of course it is yeah oh wow oh my God [Music] that's what they are the idea do you know I know exactly who it is do you who is the one theater child of the Yorkshire is it mango yeah oh that's so funny okay if you follow me are you hungry vocal range on this woman is that mango again yes it's incredible though oh no tell us Norman look here it's it's salsa do you like salsa and just we just need to find strong man Pete all right stop talking about salsa where's the black truck that's what I'm saying you need a guac truck I'm so glad to meet you I had so many good things about you thank you is that is that no that's low lips you can't tell the difference between women Flex geez yeah kiss you kiss your ears uh Prince oh brother that sounds great I love that the nerdiest London like road map oh sweet I'm Prince oh like a prince in Warhead I love that okay I was thinking more you know Prince Edward I was thinking Monroe's missing a tooth is she yeah look at like at the bottom what shall I choose let me see is it normal in the back I don't body shape her Jesus I'm not I'm not I'm just saying no everyone could have perfect teeth like you said oh [ __ ] I missed it I forgot I have to press buttons okay it's fine she did it for you the nightmares dreams and Nightmares no way and Monroe I think Monroe should choose the dentist I'm sorry you've got nice teeth Jesus she does I'm just I'm sorry she's only got old one snaggletooth there which is is on an adventure of its own oh thanks Mary oh yeah you know it doesn't even I can wait for it outside oh are you okay oh it's funny oh watch out Mary be careful I'm like myself down almost every item can you hurry up and throw that please okay [Laughter] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] Palace again you're very quickly approached by just too horny but annoyed looking uh Swiss guard okay for you too gentlemen if you don't mind first oh come on we've been edging for what seems like a real long time now it's gonna be worth it trust me before so why did you take our clothes this is I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon walking around naked jerking each other off in the Vatican I don't I don't think have they've seen us while talking yeah I don't think this is the point um I'm sorry I have a fetish for for new today and I just got carried away oh yeah it's Prince is probably naked as well yeah I love my boys but before okay they're still wearing a nun outfit yes I think the outfit's still done no you're dressed as a Swiss guard I might have taken that off you like beginning something maybe you're naked you're naked surrounded by three other naked middle-aged well I don't want to seem out of place here so I guess I'll Elvis is gonna strip off as well just so he Blends naked men yeah this is terrifying yeah you can all be naked together okay the next board is ready but are you fingers on buzzers I hope I've reset them oh God I think they have [ __ ] you know it's so cold give us an answer Ross please um Lewis is the answer oh my God you don't like that surprised camp no it's not let's uh should we see the question first yeah yeah yeah right okay there you go so you guys can see [Music] what she sees wait let me oh my God very small head very small head okay that's fine I'm gonna summon Santa's sleigh okay you hear the jingling of a bell in the distance you look up and you see in the sky like a automated someone driving it right there's no reindeer there's reindeer is there get on the front now I saw you just summoned a sleigh not summon slave I guess we have to roll a dice oh my God the second reindeer has hit the battle so that's clone donated saying hey Nazi greetings from a fellow fellow edinburger I'm not from Edinburgh all right I'm not I'm no fear there I'm no female though and I see you on the 47 the other day lovely potential shrimp and donating 47 no not me oh and if you do see me in real life don't [ __ ] approach me stay the [ __ ] away no no no if you do honestly come up and say hi Nancy I think you're brilliant he's a tenor like I wouldn't mind that at all actually I I improved red team's Santa do you like it uh which one is it sorry let me check Jesus is that is that better Jesus Christ he's staring into my soul nice now what the [ __ ] I like it can he give him teeth no is I put it back okay good he's got a nice stance I like his big feet I think he's nice what are you doing I don't know what the eyes aren't the ax on your head now Jesus Christ I feel like he needs a cigar ette bloodshot okay bye yeah that is great Jesus Guys these drugs so we're coming back around to Smith now right right he's happy about that the Holy Bible sorry um is that your final answer Joe can't sir Craig no cancer something that might be full of holes oh God a bucket it's not a very good working bucket well this to just say faces are complicated just say things [Laughter] try the third one again oh we should need the drift King for this we do we need a dirty game for this ah I'm a better Drifter than RT he says actually messes the straps up where's the pulp good question he must be in this room probably in his Pope's safe he may be taking a purpley shirt yeah yeah which is why his balcony is vacant because he's doing a holy [ __ ] who's oh nice I think his balcony is vacant because of just all this chaos that's been going on there's a terrorist attack a terrorist attack he's probably he's probably got a panic at him somewhere I turned to the to new direct car yeah or or I mean okay come on come on like we've been going along with this room come on will you take me to the Pope that's Merry Christmas that's pretty white Christmas on the balcony doesn't catch me so on the Run yeah you know chasing behind slips over actually no are we duplicating Simon TJ can we get like I think he's coming up twice yeah look [Music] she that was a joke TJ don't change the thing this is Jack sorry TJ was just panicking [Music] I thought Hat Films were going to get this because they were quite close it's your mum oh my God well we should have realized remember this is your audience yeah okay okay I can put my hands out I didn't do any of this all right I'm going to tell my mum that you said that Craig yeah and then Craig said it too Mom something I don't know okay and the third most common was Chris trot [Laughter] underwear and Chris Trot would be on that board riddled I could empty out you could eat a Miller corner and then I could have the pot and I could fill it with vegan yogurt and some sort of balls then I can make my own I can call it a I'll put my balls in your yogurt oh it's crazy it's Christmas until someone's put their balls in your yogurt that's what we used to say yelling through the other race [Laughter] maybe I could I could make my own one and call it like brula brownies Muller umbrella Corner oh actually that's probably have they patented Corners do you reckon yeah I imagine so you'd have to have more of like a round a round one and they're just folded like those have you did you ever have one of those like omelette dishes no you'd fill it with like omelette stuff and you'd put it in the microwave and it would make an omelette Yes actually I did have one of those but just put it yeah balls you're getting balls and you just disasters I got it I'll call it a a young clap you clap it together it's full of yogurt a ball Club ball Club ball Club for that for Christmas gift me for the clap yeah give people the clap this Christmas everyone yay so today we're playing very wholesome games as is that theme we're very wholesome there's an entrance fee during Christmas you have to pay on the weekends seriously okay I didn't realize oh my apologies I I that's fine uh don't worry about it sorry eh thanks a H that was an incorrect usage of a but I'll it's I'll let it slide is there ever an incorrect usage for a in Canada yes [Music] I think I'm gonna have a breakdown like I had always I'm sorry you know he was I think it must have been in like 17 or something like when he was singing that it was so good and then he's way back according to Perry and the main secret to the David Bowie's success irregular distance [Laughter] why are we thinking about this why didn't you hear about this possible Dynamic if he had someone miles away from a microphone it's just Heroes it's just Heroes but it was so iconic I think yeah like when you make them have to be nice to you just to [ __ ] with them I think that's the only way it would work that would be how I'd have a lot of fun Simon what the heck so oh thank goodness Simon had been replaced by an imposter there for a moment he just had a uh just had a little we've been saving up all the good jingly jambly stuff all year long and now Lewis's Christmas sack is full okay Christmas charity chair right and it will all open up at five o'clock okay that's one way uh you can work because he's like Santa yeah he's got presents he's gonna make it snow like Santa does who knows does Santa make us know no that's just like a like a side effect I don't know I feel like we can just add law to him right man when like you know Lewis and Simon they were like okay yeah Tom Ben you do the warm-up stream just chat [ __ ] for three hours like we like weird nailed it we are just we have sailed over that low bar they Etc so well you know not very high above it strip naked please even my Underpants I'll pick up one of the guns and point it at him naked okay now I will do that okay he strips that kid like rub him with cranberry sauce all over I wrote it all over him does he mourn and then I dress as the Pope okay yeah okay and then um what is the meaning of this right get along the pulp and then I open I open the door the Panic at the front door uh yeah they're good you're here could this crazy people have burst in and covered themselves in cranberry juice but I can't believe it quickly arrest them put them all in the dungeons this one says he's Elvis oh every [ __ ] time oh my God I rode like ten ones all I wanted to do was be the pope for a name my secret task is to just do a job oh [ __ ] I'm just trying to just do shooting jobs this whole time it could have been a twitch streamer that's a tricky joke it's not like I'm trying to [ __ ] gotta seduce a dragon or anything I'm just trying to kill people can just talk to each of them and see if they've got any feedback and make any messages he's space down here any feedback [Music] [Laughter] it's happened oh no oh my God what is this what an intro why do you have a log of [ __ ] we call it wheel boy he helps he helps spin the spin the thing [Laughter] okay because though there is no cake what do you mean what was that then Tom oh Christ what's that over there oh the other one Tom this yeah yes the log of [ __ ] the log of [ __ ] oh this this is just my second cake you had two cakes this whole time that's the case I've run out of First Cake when do I get cake Tom well boy you don't get cake tacos very specific word look I already lost one of my antlers [Laughter] and dancing together so much the [ __ ] devil possessed Sarah for his antlers woke up to the mic I grab it and then we'll always love Center wow Dolly Parton's [ __ ] furious but suddenly Mariah Carey oh my God but Morocco performed it and no it was Whitney Houston Whitney Houston oh my God he's angry as well they're all looking Furious Whitney Houston bursts through the window and she will always tell with her oh my God prison [Laughter] can we see that can we see it's kind of gorgeous [Music] it's a city-state that gives you faith oh that's just gonna make his ass bigger oh my ass keeps expanding she can't stop it I do like a big ass that's too long I'm ready he's hit the shred it buttons we've got to keep that here that could be the end all right [Laughter] you want yeah we should have to do it another time as well the period has a 46 year old Make-a-Wish kid all right okay so we've got so yeah period would like to be a rock star I love it it's my dream and we're the chosen artist we're going to produce your own track your own hit track good luck really yeah I didn't think about it it's a wave yeah just to leave yeah I didn't know what the heck that was oh thank God oh that's really good is Happy it became really wholesome okay no longer oh no you're opening your picture close the pincher it's closed right no what do you how long are you lift it up 5.1 how do you know how long they are it says why do you go over it chainsaw oh and pull it away put it away from the container I'm trying I can't really it doesn't really matter that's it that's it we have a track I have a track of a tractor up my ass okay I will move the tractor hang on you can't just move the arm you don't have to keep moving the track I don't know how to move just the arm there are Keys what did you learn it's too heavy [ __ ] dying oh you're so close you're just gonna pull it out a bit further log in the hole full of questions because look oh Louis we've had two more minutes look how easy it is now I've totally got this girl now oh yeah you're working perfectly now yeah okay you've summoned Christmas reindeer which uh yeah they they can fly let's see how well it goes do you wanna roll me a dice one [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Paul swapping off the Mercedes Army seriously I can't hear you from back there um what did you say I'm not gonna they're Pirates I thought I had to shoot them that's all I'm saying I think we're surrounded by the French because they keep seeing my horse and with very hungry eyes looting campaigns oh you want to do looting tato we need at least military doesn't tell me that looting was an option you're telling me we can already start looting the French Coastline we absolutely can all we need to do is to get this up to 30. uh what are we waiting for what are we waiting for you the drift of 87. now stop that show please actually 40. I might be I mean I feel like I'm 40 some days you know are you Lydia sorry aren't you 40. I had Shadow Nemesis now I don't even have to go to Netflix anymore don't you dare say I'm starting it oh how does it feel down there shut up Lydia shut up don't talk to me don't talk to me nothing but kind I'm leaving in four and a half hours I'm getting off yeah zylas really could use a nap guys one two three if you're donating to give Zara some help to get to sleep 15 pounds from me I hope that helps that will help a [ __ ] [ __ ] ton thank you so much thank you very much one two three look at the apparent people these These are people who have all donated silos to get you to go to bed early I appreciate that now a lot I know you may be thinking to yourself why the [ __ ] would I donate for a green bean to go to bed early listen he has walked very hard no matter what anybody has seen well don't worry about that but he has worked very hard he's not fun to end this year mostly are you here you can make the choices I've already played this okay okay um are you hitting on me nope I'm your cousin this isn't Game of Thrones this isn't Game of Thrones Becky deal was that if doubt was arrived late for the stream I would give him relatively the amount I could make in that time he missed uh they've been like a maybe a little bit not that far I think you should give as much as you've made yeah okay if that's the case then it's about like why don't you give as much as the people have donated yeah yeah I'll do that okay um so if you want dancers to have more money donate now you've got 10 minutes if you want downstairs to have more money donate now uh and then if no donations has come in that's fine we heard your message how do I refund guys don't refund we've done eight races so just 40 to go oh Jesus drained oh my God it's just a mental War for us for God no mousy you're abusing your player one power come on take this guy out absolutely not come on no we need to get you a sword you can't get me a sword yes we can we can find another way all right you're just admitting that you're homie you're just admitting you're not good at the game why would you say that [Music] [Laughter] come on and oh a good start Lydia thank good stuff don't break up to me okay uh yeah real boy can you not talk to our guests are upsetting them make me nauseous really okay sorry I just declared for a press lab on behalf of all of us yeah so I took their Builder I like it the way they they experience life they were just chilling in a village some some random guy with a cat shows up and now they have four nations I wore with them that happened very suddenly well do you know what to learn from this no never trust a man with a cat um check that out no I mean no nosy sneaky it's true very Shifty fellow Shifty fella well that was because he was Scottish guys this is a blown up version of a real check but that money is real if I change my name to Will and dolphin conservation could I check cash flow oh you get in there quick and it'll definitely work take that in slap it on the counter I'll be seeing you here later let's leave this place [ __ ] you guys someone stealing all the JJs wait a minute this is surprisingly close to the original yeah [Laughter] begging for jingle jam mode oh God he's got a gun he's got a gun oh I [ __ ] up oh we're shooting the [ __ ] that's this how I forgot about that well do you want to show me come back for vengeance they just took myself no no you've been pressed loved press left [ __ ] legend for a builder oh my gosh I'm sending uh I'm sending a warrior down to help out Lewis it was the night verse in the Duke age just roll with it okay as quiet as a mouse the whips were hung by the fire with care in the hopes that Saint Vincent would be there the cats were nestled all snug in their beds while G got ready for Simon to be foreign you just stopped reading it is a was there more to it no that it's weirdly cut off okay it just ended it just ended that's so weird I wonder what the the rest of that was that's so odd the reader just must have um a glitch glitch in the system that's so weird oh my uh there you go oh we're almost there we go we're almost there okay now we're following Boba there we go we're back it's the old my friend died [Laughter] is he why what have you moved over there spiff uh I've captured one of their workers oh uh no I should get it this uh oh wait no yeah they'll kill my warrior yeah sorry uh there's nothing I could do why didn't you just do what the plan was I did and they would have missed that tile anyway it wouldn't have changed anything moved down and blocked us to kill the worker we could have done it together you could have intercepted you really took a workout instead of [ __ ] taking a set my settler back oh [Music] [Music] I think like you've had most of that like in the right key yeah like that was I think with a little fewer factors and stuff that could sound great that's the [ __ ] out of that yeah yeah do something weird over there so I need to know something I am not saying a word I need some milk I'm not saying anything no I volunteer it's tribute [Music] [ __ ] sake foreign [Music] about halfway through an email I calm down you know like like you mother you type it out then you backspace yeah right yeah like I was there's been construction by my house my behind my house for four weeks right you've been dealing with Jack for a long ass non-stop I watched a video that told me I should thank the construction workers because it's hurting their ears and so I typed out a comment saying go [ __ ] yourself I want all the construction workers to die in a Mudslide and then Jesus it's extreme well hang on instead of hitting enter on the YouTube comment I hit backspace I got it out but like if you didn't hit enter did you really get it out oh you got it out um did you yeah you did I no longer have those wishes sort of do you no I'm telling if I come back in five days there's still jackhammering I'm praying for that mudslide I will do I will do a rain dance [ __ ] [Music] you are driving in the car in space yeah if this was imagery the reason it sounds like this is because you're just yeah it works it's really close on the side of his head as he's driving along and shoots back so a really different shot of this tiny car transiting from like through space yeah and Dad come back he's like a scale of space both dwarfing you and the reverberating sound of the solo also creating this like presence in this empty emptiness yeah look at the whole thing yeah that's just I'm coming dear and then space at the end right [Laughter] [Music] always forget about you again oh the shredding are you writing the word runes Sprint no as though the Rune speller runes brilliant he doesn't specify what they smell okay can you imagine playing that oh yes it has these exotic runes on it and you you don't even really look at what it says because you're like it's runes I can't read runes but then you go out of the shop you know where it's brighter and suddenly you see you're holding this this knackered old sword that has runes written down the side he's looking great it is so good [Laughter] oh it's a bit off to one side I fell off his legs God he's so tall he's a dick trap Santa's a death trap oh my God he's really scary he squeeze you with his giant legs [ __ ] is his Bell I don't understand what I've done here the belt needs to be the boat okay glowy belt buckle the belt's not finished [Laughter] everything [Laughter] I'm in control of Duncan's computer right now [Laughter] delete his rail do it crashed with the game so he's not spending my money told you we shouldn't let this random guy in off the street the dragon is always just one of my you can get a dragon oh never mind uh I love that that's that's perfect oh that's lovely I mean I've got a great view looking up here I mean it's great it's good I think it's fine um I've got to finish Santa now though I mean not anymore not in that way like that we've given him a chub we gotta finish him all right we gotta do it it's on duty we made you this way oh it's beautiful I really enjoy this is a good perspective and then do I just inflate it like get it bigger and bigger and bigger until it blows basically I think you just you just inflate it yeah okay get bigger and bigger you just stomp on it and it goes okay I mean yeah I guess some people for that that would work um who do you think's gonna win from the players left and why is it Kirsty it's Kirsty and she's brutal isn't it she's brutal yeah she she has no mercy um she uh honestly the women are colluding I'm telling you okay dude all right go back to relics I think girls is going to win or Aussie it's one of the two I think one of those bloody women are gonna win the chance I'm sorry you're rooting for rats I'm not rooting for raps okay well I want either curse your OG to win but I think it's gonna be courtesy okay all right well let's see if femoids uh for joining us it's not like Egypt where you come back with all of your stuff my positions imagine bringing something a bunch of like being buried with someone that you didn't like like a ton of Fighters I'm buried with all of my spiders my large collection of spiders like these spiders well they're going to the Afterlife with you and there's nothing you can do about it I like them I'll I'll keep the market into the Afterlife I also don't like the the penis I'll be honest you fix that you all right I'll fix the penis it's the only thing I know [Music] I only know Lupita's from memory oh God okay I can't even climb pop Ben is like actually trying to do something useful I'm trying to play a Minecraft he's like what is this team I better not with I'm so sorry man oh it's okay we're having fun that's the main thing are we oh no we [ __ ] got up too oh not even enjoying it no I am I'm having a great time Duncan don't know she's still [ __ ] building the Santa oh sorry Daddy yield he's got a beard now I might see like it looks like he's breathing it looks like [ __ ] Tom looks like Tom why does it look so much like Tom his penis is also getting just so much attention from them they're wasting so much time every time it's sticking out now every time I look at the penis has changed it's awful oh he's beautiful thank you it's horrible I think he's great he's so uneven and weird he's bigger than his torso that was not the plan that was the plan for Silas for Silas [Music] not a chair mover interesting what a prick women that's not he you know um the women are colluding the Dutch so he now represents you all Dutch people in chat he's your guy the women is that you can't keep repeating it that's not what he meant it just said it's so funny it just sounded so funny but I think the women are colluding all right dutchie get out of here [Music] happy sucks we can put his socks on on stream as well I feel like we're making promises we can't keep at this point the knife actually is throwing me off a lot I feel like I'm supposed to be shanking with someone yes let's go eat your face oh my God I'm exhausted my heart is like I'm literally also chest pounding we've got seven minutes I've actually exhausted we're standing in this stream too you know my legs are already hurting like I'm not supposed to be on my feet this lot my knees are weak drink your drink time Lewis where were you okay you're at the gym it's good motivation I need my hydration okay Point yeah it is but it should tell me I'm not allowed the women are colluding yeah oh what is this why is there a chilly women are colluding become yeah everyone voting xylis out using democracy there's something in this for you oh [ __ ] okay Duncan blames Niles he blames zealous blames or YT s shouting at mousey Nile C and Comet right cast uh wheelboy gives chat the finger for hitting 3.5 million beanerine thank you for 150 pounds I was gonna work towards buying a car but the fuzzy feeling of helping people will surely be just as good to get me to work oh I mean hopefully um seriously thank you very much for 150 pounds that's a huge donation no name provided 100 pounds thank you very much uh saxonin 100 pounds as well keep up the amazing work guys happy Fair stack happy fast day Nick M 80 pounds back for another great year welcome back you're right Alex thank God I'm having a rough time I'm gonna die they're actually getting there blue just completed to build a snow in person yep snowman's boobs holy boobs they are nice built by us round your Santa and his bulge holy pants so gray and so old why do they always love potatoes rice yeah and yeah Guinness Guinness okay I'm drinking sorry RT games I'm also irish guys sorry Alex I'm sorry oh my God and potato my whiskey I mean he's got both of those things in his name I mean he brings on himself what's that solution can you just confirm yes avoid you and Tom Selleck what's that collusion no the women were not colluded were they noted illusion um but no there was no collusion glad to hear it it's at least half a romance novel and a fantasy novel but at the time I was just so hyped about like the cool it's also very feminist which I think probably was a big deal for me as a kid yeah women do be colluding they that's true listen women I can't believe the women could lose they they did Kirsty I need to let no one said listen Kurt Kirsty you were in that poker game you colluded you were colluding I was not colluding I was a lone wolf a lone wolf you say lone wolf that's very interesting we knew the pack a lone wolf that's very interesting considering when Nazi played oh let me race by two thousand when I play oh let me race by two thousand oh it's just me and Aussie check yeah classic that's because it was the end of the game I was trying to be careful until I went to the game this was from the get-go look I'm looking I'd had a lot of gin what is the name of the car-sized Rover landed by NASA on Mars in 2012. it used a sky Crone to lower itself to the surface it was not the moon car that was the Curiosity Rover all right a bit of uh oh hello oh [ __ ] it's wheel bloody wheel boy foreign boy did you enjoy the jump puzzles yeah we loved it we love them wheelboy did you bring cake for real yes Wilbur I have a cake for you [Music] would have made me go the opposite of mad the voice is what do they say the wheel boys we talk and we plan we do things together we hurt you we hope it's not very interesting about it wheel boys I tried I tried I know for nothing but but soon we will all we will all change I will be above you if you will be in the basement before I have made a beautiful thing I've made oh my God Jesus [Music] the boy you can do nothing but die in this volcano I'm real boy well boy let's go oh my God [Music] there he is he's in a spaceship he's go is he got he's going up to the orbital okay I think he is I think we have to go into space and stop him before he destroyed the world oh my God goodbye wheel boy come back wheel boy you can do it wheel boy real boy no when's the fastest way to get a band is to ask for passwords oh yeah oh look at this hello guys anyone got any passwords say something like wow type your password it shows up like this star star star star that's classic guys if you taped password it shows up like this wow foreign [Laughter] oh my God how is that character walking like that they ain't got no right looking like that damn you thick don't you I see what I'm seeing hold your breath hold the breath any day now oh that's fake that's propaganda from the alt rights air in space oh I see and so love you yeah yeah the scientists you're wrong anyway oh could could I be a little bit about my emotional issues yeah great my father Whipple Dipple Whipples see used it you know we used to call me a little see it he'd throw bottles at me and Jesus this is getting dark Dr Whipples this is some law Exposition right here wait what's that off start doing science what's that off to the left there's some glowing thing to the left there what is that there it is aliens or is it wheel boy I think we're all boys in this space station backstories so we don't really have that because we're loving my family yeah we're all day for life oh what's that noise oh I don't know numbers mass is hard to be friends that is her that's so hard I'm just a woman not just a polluted female ah oh I get mouth to panic get what maths Panic maths Panic if someone just asked me like really simple math I'm just like really quick what does two plus two quick maths a Friday you can do this or if you say if you had two bunnies and you got another two bunnies I'm like four bunnies Okay if you have two bodies Friday you multiply them by 12 how many bodies do you end up with too much holy [ __ ] oh my God what is the square root of nine bunnies Friday carrots that's right yes laughs oh honey don't call me that ice cream sorry honey keep it and keep it to the bedroom what the yellow what do what did team yellow do who was holding the the wallpaper maybe that's what's messing it out yeah who's that wallpaper dropped put down the dang wallpaper please for this I'm a problem with the wallpaper down literally it was the wallpaper that was one of Team sofa go to the sofa team [ __ ] slap them I want you team super camera to a point at the person who it was why [Laughter] [Music] okay yeah don't worry about it just Tom Brady Tom Brady for no particular reason is he the one that kisses his son for Jesus what sent the one what maybe he who what what kiss your dad for me Lewis yeah well what okay curse Crofts [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] it's out the sunroof it's a vacuum [Laughter] oh my God [Music] [Laughter] [Music] joyless looks like he came to fight well now when I say hates women I should clarify yeah we have an image like that could you please clarify let me clarify that was in the poker last night uh he came in and he just said to us in his Dutch accent uh the women are colluding the women are colluding and we were like all right so let's calm down I have a question just a second production yeah were were the women colluding um yeah they were they were they were colluding they were colluding yeah I know I saw the lights they'll talk to you guys gave me it's uh that's all right they were colluding and I'll stand by it he stands by I stand by it he's doubling down I'm leaving Tom all right [Music] you behave yourself I'm leaving Tom I'm going back into the basement well boy don't make me get your dad look at my dad Tom I'll replace you well boy with the previous wheel boy we'll get wheel Dad out don't where's he going like wheelboy is in a lot of trouble oh my God he's going into the basement can we can we get wheel dared the wheel daddy hello it's me okay my dad have arrived I was fishing right wheel down you need to roll a wheel dear yeah wheel boy [ __ ] up do you know what the fee is you're gonna pay the fee uh of course I'll pay the fee we'll slice of cake per per wheel uh that's absolutely fine wheel dad well okay then we'll dad didn't you go to Australia on your heart oh yeah well Dad one time yes uh did you pick up a bit of the accent from there at all uh uh um has um remember when there was a shrimp on the barbie oh all right yeah we did we did I forgot it was a lovely time wow crikey wheel proper oh he's smiling they're great I don't know I should wear them more often but I think they make me look weird they look perfectly fine they make you look smart and God knows you need something to help with making you look smart um but but sorry are you okay you gotta I got a little bit Yeah I need some tea yeah yeah yeah we'll get you we'll get you something we're gonna have a break soon anyway oh yeah maybe I shouldn't have been rude to you right before we take a break because I'm not a deck you I mean Deck the Halls I'm gonna get deck the halls with can you say it with an Australian accent though I'm gonna deck you mate I'm gonna dick you mate I'm gonna dick you I'm gonna give you such a [ __ ] that's New Zealand oh yeah sorry uh are they different barely overhanging a bit from you're right honey you like your presence yes now [ __ ] off but he stands up and catapults you down into hell where you belong you terrible person feels bad it's a different personalities go to different things uh you're all lumped in together it's not fair not fair rules but you know so what we say that Christianity for you level three do you prefer to eat I'm not going to charge more than normal rates for your wheels um what is wheel daddy yes it's better yeah we'll dad loves eating ass it's just known uh known it's a shame wheelboy is not going to be able to enjoy the cake this year you know what I say [ __ ] him I agree he's a he's a whiner he's a lazy boy he is a wife he's never done a good wheel in his life a stopping noise while we sleep geez I just had the worst nightmare that I got possessed oh my God it was terrifying [Laughter] can you imagine camping like this they'd just be like don't worry son in the morning these kids like watching down the [ __ ] the hill and your dad's just there son Will Come Out Tomorrow is it which one's yours oh it's dead the Iron Throne is it just got blown up you swear the animal issued a curse and as it ran away but no he must have mistaken dogs can't talk I'm very good at drawing dogs by the way I'm glad to hear it I'm in first time fog oh oh I'm Vlogging I don't see a hag in front of me anymore oh that's not your mother playing you know that I can't wait to [ __ ] off oh mushrooms just kind of [ __ ] me up I'll never get a mushroom I just killed myself God oh see I'm sorry I believe you'd say that about her mother raps what are you doing to me I'm sure she was watching was bad and I felt really bad I said eat my ass actually sorry wow it's Olivia's Mom yes Mom at the time [ __ ] you know the ball salute son of a [ __ ] a little bit more I need to [ __ ] drive forward a bit finicky it's very finicky I love these streams I really love these streams uh Mr selik uh congratulations so you've come a long way since uh Magnum PI where was that set again Miami you forgotten Tom so let's get a little bit old uh what are you what are your what was the favorite movie you've ever been in I shouldn't put you on the spot with this Mr Selleck he's a big celebrity he's got a lot on his plate oh I see the water can you tell me the direction F3 F3 Lewis oh Simon Sarah drowned instantly now we got oh do you see me red red on the floor no everyone's just [ __ ] black dots Lewis okay right let's get rid of that small yeah yeah I can look at the coordinates facing facing north oh God which one is it oh that's really difficult to read out that's ridiculous okay it's it's minus four seven four minus 402 [ __ ] I'm coming up see me yeah yeah but if you know what you're called oh this is the bottom can you see me yeah that's the bottom this is this is I'm at the bottom I'm at the bottom I know put the water down I haven't got the water [Music] the water okay gee did you see me coming up the water's down how high are you high as [ __ ] yeah face normal she might miss it which direction we will eat the cake when we're together when we're together we will eat the cake [ __ ] hell okay so when should she oh yeah try dropping an item first try to throw yeah just drop on either directions see if it falls down laughs [Music] she's got the giggles I'm sorry that I'm throwing it I don't know it's gonna take a while okay so what did you throw can you see can you see me G I'm coming up can you see me how [ __ ] high are you all right there's no [ __ ] zoom in [Laughter] I can see of your blobs above me but water turned to ice the water's turn to ice put a torch down her torch down oh my God [Applause] I got a torch I got a torch there you go [Music] thank you foreign [Music] actually no no you never sharted even the shark you're lying I'm not I have never sharted [Music] you've never shot it no I've never sharted what a liar no I know I like the joke about that [ __ ] but I've never actually did a shark everyone's shotted I've not sharted liar I have not done a shot minutes ago that's for real who has it yeah look see everyone in the chat right now no no but I I'm I'm assuming you guys are talking like full-on shut your pants here maybe no we're not talking about that's not a shark well if kingdom is a little bit isn't it well what's it what's it that by definition was a shot you do a part Char even Nina's calling you a short definition what do you mean it's a fart but then it's [ __ ] they Spell fishes accidentally when breaking wind so are we talking [ __ ] yourself or just have like a bit of a moist [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yourself is literally just called [ __ ] in yourself yeah if you need to wait path through oh yeah yeah yeah I have a moist buttock [Laughter] what is period afraid of and he was like um spiders like we've spoken a handful straight to the teeth this plates to the face it looks a little I think I caught myself quite a meaty Wallop are you okay do you want do you want me to kiss it better I would love a kiss better but not from you from Harry my secret crush what's secret secret crush now I know that there you go you have to do the um the Mr and Mrs there we go there we go fixed completely illegible that's completely [ __ ] illegible Harry that is the opposite of a fix you know maybe you've got to go back to the toilet and have a lot of wake again you know because that then if that's a shark then yeah you know sure I've been I've been in I've been in Wake town everyone's waking up to this they're eating their [ __ ] Cocoa Puffs or whatever's here why what's going on don't give you the directions oh we are so excited to see this jump hello [ __ ] we're waiting we're baited breath gee this is all resting on you so you know it's towards Lewis right yeah so just down that way yeah so just step off don't go don't move in any direction the water is unfrozen now good luck G good luck gee you could do it we're all watching you G I believe in you I believe thank you all right there will be cake at some point okay take your hands off the keyboard and just pray gee she's gone oh oh yes high five high five you guys are crushing this board now you guys are absolutely crushing it wobbly oh my God apparently benga doesn't have his own category on Twitch what do you think we can fix that can we contact twitch be like the game it's a real game right now a box like how many people are watching it It's gotta have a pretty good demand you've got to get its own category what are the requirements for getting a twitch category I really want to do it well I think maybe one of the first ones is it can't be [ __ ] [ __ ] um which we instantly fail on but everything we do is [ __ ] zero for intelligence I don't know where to put this tube you find somewhere to put yourself full of piss and I keep finding it but I don't want to keep Gathering it because I can't fill it up anymore oh no no how did you die in a simple puzzle game right it's Tony's Tony's turn now all right posed it and put your hand on this on this one here another mouse okay I'm gonna have to help him because he can't articulate very well can't believe you guys are still on I'm not around quickly find out what the specifics on shouting is I can't believe like we well everyone in the entire chat knew what shouting was well immediately even the most innocent people in the chat like Nina were like all right Nina's like if I've shot in myself perhaps is definitely died hahaha there was a small hole in the wall I put my dick in it um would you okay that is an option okay that is an option did Ian put that in the book you can put your hand in it all right okay uh you tentatively slide your arm into a the hole Yeah and are excited when your fingers touch several coins oh well scooping them up you feel a sharp pain ah on the back of your hand right you pull out your hand clutching four gold pieces but your excitement is cut short when you notice they're an angry looking lump on the back of your hand you have been stung by a scorpion uh uh four four sure and then [Laughter] well anytime we could get around the Banger censorship by playing Banger in a hot tub I suppose that's true yeah well uh if you have enough time that's our fourth round I think that we're gonna play I mean the blocks would float that's true oh you can even have like a little uh little floating platform and be playing on that like a cushion yeah oh my God okay yes uh so if you're very well behaved maybe we'll crack out the uh hot tub that we got we could write viewers names on the blocks so good we could draw a little uh swimsuits on the blocks I'm all over this uh this sounds this sounds like a great idea this is the Banger expansion pack yeah inflatable build platform and um and you know waterproof pens is yeah is what exactly what you'd need yeah so if we sell enough of the base game we'll we'll go for that expansion pack definitely I'll free you in a minute he might be stuck on a tree all right in between a tree and a barn oh my God please help get rid of some of these things [ __ ] huge I know why are they I'm not allowed to cut this tree it's on their land oh no guys [Music] included it could be the expansion could have an inflatable hot tub as well yeah I guess like it'll be a stretch goal type thing you know uh we'll have to sell extra extra copies but that's on the cards I think okay I mean just got a wish wish hard enough and good things can happen I wish that it falls over now that's the definition of char open on my screen definition [ __ ] nine on a Sunday morning basically [ __ ] Singapore's the actual [ __ ] country yeah but it's tiny it's not it's huge Singapore's way bigger than San Marino it's got like a forest and mountain and stuff in Singapore Samuel is just a city you are wrong you've got it the wrong way around do you have to define a country whether it has a mountain or not is that they've got a mountain you'd be surprised it's not neither of them are city-states anyway um it's far smaller than Singapore Singapore is I'm going to look at the area anyway Joppa says afternoon where are you going till two I actually suppose so Singapore listening 283 miles squared it's pretty big that's tiny epic San Marino like like 10. I San Marino is 10 seconds remaining okay I'll shut up how many is it 23 seconds remaining I saw it on a map the other day I must have zoomed right in I'm not even kidding I must have zoomed right that's quite Big Barry take it away so explain the sausage bad sorry sorry hear you you must be really far away from the food here no I'll use this phone okay what's the sausage man doing um he was just saying what he believes and he was so right and he should say it [Music] oh a cheetah okay that was a reflex I oh my God I'm a massive cheat okay on the counts of three okay you can't move yet okay you're allowed to release one hand yeah and then the other hand can engage okay so I'll say well count down from three you'll see three two one go and then you have to remove my right hand down you have to remove your right hand and then my left hand can respond and then game is on okay on the count of three I'm so sorry chat this was um purely an instinctive okay this this is still still part of the game okay okay three two one go okay now you do have to get that block to the top of the tower you're kind to give me a chance to not just declare you it would have been within your power to declare Victory there Tom no this is um um I thought you said that you read the rules update if you accidentally bring a second hand into play uh there can be a three second allowance wow okay yeah it doesn't come up very often but that's completely within that yeah I mean I glossed over that because I was like I've never do such a thing that just it just it's never comes it's never come up and it will never come up uh so absolutely fine uh this is why they call it the beautiful game it's why they call it the beautiful game constantly evolving constantly playing it's all in the fine print guys um I would like you to put your hand up and make like the okay sign like put your thumb to your index finger okay now I want you to poke your head through that hole yeah you did it yeah that was really good that's that's a little dog trick some people are like it might that holds too small I can't poke my head through that but now you can do that as a little party trick that was brilliant okay thank you for streaming with me I don't understand what's um I don't I'm on nothing it was a pun what did I miss this time nothing what did I miss oh no it's poking your head through the hole of people trying to put their head through the hole but you poke your head through the hole so I did it right yeah you did oh um explore all Nether biomes sounds AIDS [Music] charity stream Lewis putter positioned he's ready he's assumed the position clenching them cheeks he's about to take his first practice swing he needs just under one ball to go in too much and he's gonna bypass the hole he's of course not factored in the terrain or the wind but it doesn't matter because he was never going to make it it'd be nice if like golf commentary was that mean that next up we have Dan the idiot who thinks a driver is the right club for this situation I would change it if I could Dan does not remember the wind direction or the terrain Direction which is going to make this next shot rather interesting despite literally being in pacing distance of the hole he will still somehow Miss I'm gonna take a practice okay I'm glad I took a practice shot because that would have been bad that was right okay that's wild oh still would somehow Miss 0.4 meters that's not bad this game descriptive oh one of our guys died how come we've only got out we've only got one guy left who killed them I wasn't paying attention we only have one Brave left okay this is a disaster there he is he's a very busy guy he's digging up he's got a lot of work to do what the hell happened okay I I think this is a restart right all right well you don't think this guy can uh can create um life just by himself I don't know maybe maybe he can um and just you just jack off until he's blue in the face and hope for the best no he's drowning by the way he died why did he drown I don't know the Patty was just too much for him [Laughter] like shorting's here or like I guess it's on like shots [ __ ] and it's like well I'm tame and wetness I think it's gonna be tame and wetness I don't know but I all I know something like that the shark needs gas and to be an accident yep yeah because it's supposed to be a far shit's up [ __ ] Lewis is probably like we were doing so well but if Lewis woke up with the [ __ ] stream worst watches said no nobody else this is the sort of stuff that's supposed to happen two weeks into the jingle gem on like the last stream where everyone's already like kind of like asleep and you know they've already got their bundles yeah like it's not so this is happening this early it's all right you're right there you got it almost there I think you might need a harder a harder club for this one you might need the driver [Music] never in my 2017 um I don't know why I play these games plutonium's right there give me an answer those are one of the new ones okay I don't know the element of surprise it's not it's not relevant surprise uh chemical symbol ah exclamation mark oh that's uranium Sheriff Niles he says it's 4 20 time to blaze it is 3 15 on the clock oh that's really good Sheriff Walter White I do too it's nice and warm the thing at the top that shows you which is the winning hand is the wrong way around uh the hand the cards that are that are in should be bumped up other ones that are not should be bumped down but instead it kind of looks like she's playing the queen Deuce which of course she is not yeah I've been noticing that as well and maths I'd say you were the one who brought it to my attention so I'm in the break yeah you know I like to um but I'd rather you sound like the knowledgeable one as we're streaming it's very kind of you very generous like I'm not here to do that I'm here to play to just fell asleep um yeah a chip in a chair just a chip and chat I don't have the chip but I do have a chair so we'll see how that and we might get some chips later of things oh okay very nice uh so anyway back to Star Wars oh yeah go on maybe we should talk about the poker at least a little bit maybe a little bit is it meant to be are we meant to be crowbarring this sorry I really don't know I feel like we're missing something obviously can we can I do something with like the actual box itself no there must be a way we can jump from the crowbar see anything that makes sense it's the only thing that leads anywhere else oh you seem like you've maybe maybe made it um [Music] how though I'm not sure if it's meant to be across here babe oh wait babe there's a ramp here we just climb over these boxes there was something there the entire we just go up here we only have 40 minutes until the studio explodes we need to be better at some of these puzzles it's too much power I can't get it gentle enough that's good that's good Dan that's good one time Lewis had to like show his tummy to submit that was fun I had to show me just a bit more like a dog yeah so what was invading him like I can't remember who it was or who called for it but they were like they wouldn't accept his surrender unless he showed them that tummy like a dog okay wow it was you baby [Laughter] made him start stripping and that was the only way they would accept his submission I don't think I couldn't beat Lois at Sev I haven't played several year that was pretty nice see spiff knows what he's doing he's playing solid golf I've never played this game before and I hate golf right that's pretty important this is just a beautiful setup nice let me just tell you guys that this year this year we've got some very exciting news right yeah we've got some very exciting news yeah what is that viscera is in the collection that's right all it took was seven whole years of me plugging away at this game for them to finally say let's just give them it to shut them up honestly they'll leave us alone and move on wrong you know what I'd Realize by the way now wow how long have we been doing this stream Fallout like nine ten years yes you know what I've still never played history in my life and that's not about to change seriously you've got zero minutes on scene because I don't even own this I'm pretty sure yet this year yeah I've actually got a cap for my webcam so I don't have to do a [ __ ] or do you want me to still get the sticky note um I don't think we had a cat last year thank you that's not part of the bit of Silas the thing is guys uh I actually um lost more than this in weight but I realized that last year I was quite fat so I've just been piling it back on because I I understand like consistency one day then one I didn't even touch it no I didn't even touch it yeah you can't make the hacks that obvious thank you Pierre [Music] why is it doing that at least my second I have my performance was character above average for me I won't be because I thought I would be last I'm not okay I'm so hungry being hungry is like being on Venus Professor Brian call yeah it's dead off and you feel miserable it's just acid everywhere just the same as being hungry but I'm here in a five-star restaurant at last since pay his expense just to show you what being hungry is like because I bet you're hungry now look at me this delicious steak the top answer was I have never seen Star Wars oh Star Wars yeah you were on the right track I've never seen a spade okay to be fair I've never seen his face [Music] it was a joke why is that a joke it's not a joke it was a joke I have never seen him cry before I've never seen a pregnant Chinese lady you tried to save me G I did son I did well I guess I guess it's not to be it's not to be like I said we don't like to give them hope because otherwise he cries more oh he's just you're just trying to build a strong boy yeah because at the moment he's pathetic I mean just of just the [ __ ] worse and so we gotta you gotta you know do to mean it just is the only way to I mean he should get a treat at some point yeah you know hose him down or throw him a bucket of fish heads later oh okay it'll almost sound bend down again Ben yeah he can hang out with his friend Ben okay um all right well that's it from me I made man out of feathers and and fluff from mattress Springs his uh his belly button fluff he made a little matted ball I don't know if there's a real Ben is there a real pain there might be I dream of a happy life we sometimes catch him kissing Ben when we go in there and turn the light on oh my God oh wheel boy he's my only friend oh do you know where the people from Newfoundland aka the new fees keep their armies this has got to be a trick question because they don't have one in their sleepies I don't actually get in their sleevies they have to keep their their armies in their sleeveys oh it's the only War Canadian joke I have [Music] [Music] boy [Music] your boy hasn't had physical contact say you don't actually touch them he is very lucky and has lice I know you might need to get certain shots I'm sorry G you have lice now they're also my friends I forgot about them the lice I've named them yeah itchy right y okay that's annoying scratch scratches scratches and um rash rash okay I think that's there might be more now yeah all five of the lights to keep track of them okay they're mostly in the mustache right okay that's why we tend to keep you uh you know freshly shaved Kirsty yes yes the other day someone off me a radio but the volume knob was broken right I just couldn't turn it down [Music] [Music] I can't remember am I allowed to give up on this block I have moved it like two millimeters you tell me baby as long as it's returned um I'll consult the rules perfect they have the erata on them um singing The Banger theme song while choosing your blog is considered cheating [Music] yes is that what's going on it takes a little bit of work and time and effort to squeeze the clay grommet is very firm oh do you know what this is this is where you start kind of yeah burning calories so if you have been sat in a room I don't know for example eating a variety of pot noodles this is where you're going to start wearing those noodles off as well just been eating a lot of pot noodles and you will make differently so you get like one person who gets known as like oh they're they're really good at the the grumpy eyes or um I'm famous for bums so I have to make animal bottoms That's my kind of guy yeah yeah that was that's what we used to get called on a lot to do so dogs bottoms and yeah people's bottoms so uh yeah plasticine bums is where it's at for me so you know you've got to find a niche would it be wrong to strip mine the North Pole for the glowstone inside of it um can you I can do it then I think at this point I've already killed a dog right like this is just I'm the villain yeah so yeah start strip mining the North Pole strip mine the North Pole ring a bell oh [ __ ] it's blocks of pure gold it's not glowstone oh my God it's [ __ ] gold blocks up here that's no bloody good at all at least you can make some armor now though oh there's secret treasure inside of it oh blues riddles and delivery Red's River oh I found them I found the Zone um I've done it oh my God there's command blocks in here break them all I can't activate that I can't I'm not an admin what's making the maps work if we can find a command block for our one we can change it so we've completed all of the missions I found I've cracked the code I need one of you to follow my instructions um Nicole I know who who gets what Cole what no oh Harry's here to stop me the Dallas has the sawn off shot I would like to switch to Delta look we could oh yeah can we can we switch to where the action is no no it's much more interesting look we've got them please we don't just have to watch Bree can someone just tell Dad to switch to other players from time to time we just locked on one person string into the a site um brie is spectating look there's nothing happening here go go to three you do know African actually see the top left corner of the map yes he's Dad look at the map go to five degrees rotating the camera stop Lydia remember service with a smile so it's for the smile for the smile smile small Smile Smile they smiling too much too much hello and welcome to Chad cooking uh may I please take your order oh you may are you are you ready I'm ready because I'm ready um may I get a Spanish Pizza please all right Spanish is you can make it um any requests or just vague and I'll leave that up to the chefs all right yeah thank you and oh wait I'm not done I'd like to order a second pizza as well um may I get yeah may I get a a pineapple based pizza and then I want the base of the pizza to be made of pineapple didn't realize you were a serial killer okay there we go pineapple pizza base uh coming right up can I get a beer with that as well please and a beer thank you all right yeah there we go all right thank you thank you all right this is a [ __ ] disaster all right they want a [ __ ] Spanish Pizza okay yeah we can do that we can do that pineapple pizza base Parham and pineapple no it's pineapple Peak like the base is made of pineapple what you mean the base I think that's what they said I'm gonna ask it I'll just clarify okay what yeah yeah let's see what they come up with sorry just a chef wants to clarify something is the base of it a pineapple yes not pineapple on top yeah okay thank you so much what she said okay I just look forward to seeing what's gonna come up with I enjoy a food crime as much as the next person this one's gonna be a [ __ ] crime Benji just found something important has been done okay Ben [Music] no get out get out get out flash kill Ed he found the command blocker I hope there's no one looking no Harry what the [ __ ] chat okay I'm breaking it now I'm breaking it now I'm breaking it attentional hack foreign apparently chat snitched on me what dammit chat chat no I know well that's all right now we know who to give coal to after all don't we mango hopefully she's gonna do great um she is having internet problems so she might temporarily drop out of game at some point I offered she could use my computer which has a much more stable internet internet connection she said no because it would mess with her edpi let that sink in John let that sink in chat my dad likes the term dogs box yeah explain to me why that means a good thing or the best thing I don't know but weird in there he'll say the dog's bollocks and I'll often laugh and then he'll almost always be you know what I mean the much nuts you're not explaining that thing you're just doubling down and uh it's just just always just always makes me laugh he does it because you laugh guaranteed probably if there's a thing that I could say that makes my kids laugh I say it your dad just loves to see you love believe me what a lad that's just how it is dads love to make their kids laugh genuinely mum's too of course but I'm speaking from a dad's perspective I can't speak my mom's perspective my wife likes to thrash my children with an old broom handle an old broom handle she doesn't I can write on my screen and not only can you see it but I can see it this isn't an OBS this is on my on my screen if I can erase out all of my beautiful oh it also does break my [ __ ] computer screen markers don't break screen markers that's actually [ __ ] garage that's so [ __ ] funny oh my God bro Hey Juliet Julie Juliet oh dear you seem to be dead hi Romeo I'm Philippa wow you're a fox it's a fear of a giraffe but perhaps we can meet up later who's Juliet wow bro you beat the quest Jesus Christ [Laughter] at least one degree perhaps it is Queen and it is uh oh my God I don't know I think you're gonna have to lose five points for that because again oh it's Queen and it's uh no I can't sleep no I can't stop I can't accept that so [ __ ] it guys don't have hands you can hear the whole piece ways [Music] it's a bit sad in it well I don't find that funny at all the time but that's a win baby because we are not very soccer that's not how it works so is it let's not have a scoring no but we didn't lose America will take any win any any oh look in Vietnam thank you I'm actually so disappointed oh I was trying so hard you were playing so well thank you thank you very much thank you you're being much nicer than Lewis you have to tell us to shut the [ __ ] up and stuff like that ah okay yeah there you go uh so about those raises this year any uh yeah how about those um raises I've done that yeah we're getting those razors this year oh Oh I thought you meant in the game no racing in the poker oh yeah yeah yeah 100 well I mean let's just say if I somehow found myself in the final oh okay I see maybe something if that would occur we're not correct we are Incorruptible Incorruptible incorruptible I'm so sorry Jabba the Hutt got big titties lovely message there says all of the Yogscast are awesome human beings I know a few of them that aren't they're not they're not human beings they're not awesome at all oh you dab Joe Pierre yourself everyone involved in this production myself excluded I am an awesome human being right actually yeah it's good to keep telling yourself that it's important yeah that's how I know I'm awesome we need it a little bit just a little bit everyone needs a little bit obviously I'm being sarcastic or ironic because I think you're all it's important wonderful Lads in fact the only person I really dislike is myself so in a way that's how you know I was you were joking I flipped it because a lot of self-loathing going on well listen you go on you're gonna pick me up and then you're gonna knock me down just like the British press your your your brilliant it's it's a joy to have you here oh bless you thank you give me a little hug then oh come on then all right he does that when you hug him he angles himself away I'm not gonna kiss you don't worry I don't like looking people in the face or I'm very I'm just a shy boy um but I'm different around different people honestly my personality is like a mirror I changed to the group I'm with you know and with Barry I've become more weird and me me if I'm with you I become all like your son I want your approval for oh you have it so can we get an arm wrestling match between Sharky and palped and finally see which one is stronger who would you put your money on um Sharky although yeah does palp have the force what does palpat the force well you see Palpatine doesn't really have a lot of physical Force Powers Palpatine has his lightning and he's got his like manipulation but he doesn't really have the sort of like super strength although I guess he did do a lot of Twirls in episode three maybe he still has yeah I'd say it's um and then well Shockey doesn't really have perhaps arms so that might be a detriment to the whole arm wrestling thing I feel it when they watch it I'll tell you like if I can get one of these I'm I'm gold I'm basically a university person yeah I could go to Oxford um that one nerd on the end he only got one right yeah exactly I'm as good as that therefore okay transparents properties okay I'm a doctor now I'm now a doctor too perfect creature is comprised of the body tail and back legs of a lion the Griffin Griffin is correct are those nerd hours have finally paid off your bonus question why do we get called out for nerds we've had all of this chemistry nonsense Gertie Corey was the first female recipient of the prize for her work on how the body converts glycogen into which form of sugar glucose uh glucose glucose is correct oh look at that as well you're going to write a word on here oh it's going to be one of two it's either going to be split or Steel don't do it just yet oh he's written okay you're going to talk to a different word about what you're going to write down if you can agree to write split yeah you will both split the money so I'm gonna try and [ __ ] you over because you're on the lead so I'm gonna steal right that makes the most sense here I want to stab you in the ankle as you try to run ahead is there a third option split or Steel and remember you are in the lead currently or sweat if you think we're both right what if we both write to where uh then I'm gonna ask someone else to write on there because you're not paying to do that so so don't tell each other exactly what you're writing but you have told each other effectively what you've written I'm ready okay ready please clearly show the camera what you've both written [ __ ] I wrote [ __ ] too but I also wrote Steel oh no [Laughter] but the rule is if the other person wrote split and you write steel you get the money there's no rule that says if the other person doesn't write anything whatever it's wet do we both lose a 75 what are you gonna write because I was always going to write maybe that makes us even that was the last round completely even look yeah this has gone so badly there you go nice go add an extra round steel fine [Laughter] [Laughter] actually smells nice I feel like someone sprayed the stuff the dog's bum with something that's really nice what do you mean one yet we won yet I can feel the coldness coming off you guys no um [Laughter] give me your computer I haven't seen her in like three years just walked right past me [Laughter] wait um the game's over mango I'm afraid yeah I won you got fifth congratulations hopefully you're in last how do you feel about the current situation we find ourselves in what do I do give us no no no can you tell us about your time at the pub now the time at the pub yes great you've had a very nice time at the pub I don't want to fight but I'm not breaking code so I'm good what's breaking code she's a bit drunk but she means she's not broken the piece of paper that she signed that said she wouldn't get too drunk that's good not too drunk by the way no one else had to sign that just mango this is a Michael this is a mango exclusive contract the contingency thank you makes up for the difference [Laughter] you must skip them Joe Joe you already have to creep skip for 10 more seconds and he survive he survive oh no rap is coming [Laughter] oh that was perfect you'd come on it right in the middle yeah yeah I see I see the holes oh oh we're in oh you could have just driven it back like this surely now you live that's not as fun though is it isn't it perhaps maybe yeah what you do I don't think I am going to treat it's just Lifting me I'm just cutting Tons of love waiting this is the strongest one I can find maybe you need like a heavier weight oh oh my gosh well yes okay bring it bring it here okay can you just reverse into it maybe that might be easier oh [ __ ] you need a heavy weight on the back of your how you doing Ben I think we're good though I'm trying to figure out how to put the zip line on my track all right I'm gonna get on the back of it baby was like when I come to Manchester we will have dick waffles yeah I've spent like two days with G and I'm like you're my new favorite oh everyone else The Yogscast like I'm done playing and I'm like Jesse when somebody loves me everything was beautiful okay she was saying this about Sarah at the start of the year so yeah oh no no I think it's especially because like I don't care she is like a special little treat oh she's like a special treat once a year what have you done I'm engaged to be engaged to one of them you can decide which one why have you changed I'll marry the result where is the camera people search If You tab it should search every single units oh it's space attractive you guys well I haven't said people I have to work with 100 pounds from No Name provided 100 pounds 100 pounds from Studio dog I would like some cheese [Music] oh oh sorry no no it's a little bit wonky now you [ __ ] it now it was fine I did I'm sorry hang on stay still I can push it into a bed how do we feel about sabotage guys is that okay no sabotage is fine all right all right all right no push it forward a bit [Laughter] why can't I pick up this [ __ ] thing all right here we go we're off it's a bit faster than the than the um the other one that I drove Jesus Christ Ben what's the problem it goes on the back does it attach I swear this is more bent than it was when it first started I think I made better it just goes on the little hook in this guy's video okay I'll get ready to Build a Snowman what no red red oh wait who's red where's the Snowman that's it fluent for a [ __ ] that's pretty good I actually love that that's good I'm jealous of that that looks great [Laughter] cross says betting on the election best send it to you thank you so much do you not understand so many good questions this year and then you make um here 100 pounds from raspberry kazoo okay don't clip that side okay let's smash from Billy tonight omnium thanks for 100 pounds as well maybe Lydia needs to forget in the Mercedes I'm not getting in that would anyone like to join me in the united 40 points is not unsurmountable in two hours like speed balance with acceleration and a kind of like nice weight so you can just knock people off the Drone while you're driving you know in real life no I don't know but I still hope that Mercedes sponsor me someday however Jack's going in to secure the bomb oh my goodness Bree was trying to do the wide Pizza track playing in 4x3 oh oh my god did you see that flip it's good that was insane all right she's good up to a point but that was a disgusting headshot flick holy God six times another tired NB excuse me I'm Kirby 69 pounds from fizzle 69 66 pounds we're losing get another watch you're just afraid of the disease Tower what do we do right it's still Yes okay I'm in the middle okay here right here it's twice no here where they pass twice but they passed twice still now just gotta get it open do you not understand but they go away yeah they go Brown Wait what so what do nature tower [Laughter] [Laughter] for Christmas and he had me on speaker and I used it to my absolute horrible advantage [Laughter] she did was pretty bad what out in public I couldn't get my headphones to connect properly and she just yelled penis there's a penis I said alpaca [ __ ] that's perfect my headphones aren't working Boba I love you you know I had to do it that's why you were so insistent on fixing your headphones when you came back yes he kept calling me he had me sit down with him and kept calling me to fix his headphones he was trying to Boba proof them it works for everything you know if you're like oh if you're constipated by arrested oh yeah if you've got the [ __ ] also I arrested available in the collection wrestlers I've been working on a Rustler's brand deal for ages and um one day they will sponsor like a poker tournament you know what [ __ ] can you imagine everyone has like a burger next to them on the poker table no the chip should be little Burgers I mean I think wrestlers do chips so they do they don't do that I think they do okay well that's right in Lydia I've got a little secrets a little secret crack okay no Everyone likes a Rustler's Burger we're going nice to get in there [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] laughs [Laughter] we have to be really sharp on it they used to be like okay I have to actually match up the hook I can't see where the holes are now because they're hit by the grass you want me to push it onto the road it's so laggy these cars feel your way around all right first time oh a lovely oh I call me one thrust dog do they oh that's not what they're talking about talking about my phone okay here we go all right I bought the fancier zipline and it's much easier to move looking good looking good right okay it's like usually like cute oh dear I can't really side it's possible that does not pull down probably not oh oh [ __ ] no no sorry hang on let's give it a little shove how do I attach this I'll come and help you oh there we go oh nice thank you oh you did it oh that's dude that's probably enough right I'll put a few on yeah that looks perfect oops [Laughter] a man's angry voice calls out would you rather knock again or carry along I knock louder did you not hear me I said go away or I set my dogs on you I can't hear any barking got very quiet dogs haven't you sir I suspect you don't own any dogs at all the door is suddenly yanked open by a grim face oh I just saw the picture skinny man I just saw the picture on the page with a beard two huge slavery warhounds with shark fangs stand by his side [ __ ] [ __ ] loudly ready to attack okay um here I present to you a stuffed crust sir oh um there may have been a burger related accident around here but over here I think I find this is uh it's got lovely salmon uh anchovies bit of Capers the burger damage [Laughter] [Laughter] give me that fish here we go that's not a good face it's not a good face that's a bad face oh no well no I don't want to try it oh no hahaha oh no oh my God what did you do to it okay the thing is it's okay but there's so much cheese there it's too cheap I can't chew the cheese okay okay easy character your flavors are good oh okay that's good oh friends liking it I do put too much cheese on it but I it's okay perfectly cooked yeah no it's that's really good I'm sorry it's just too much cheese exactly it was a bit too much I might have thought this was like a real Pizza yeah and salmon and capers like if you're just a little bit less cheese that would have been my favorite one of the night I reckon oh my God they are they are of all these different Cooks who got fired and replaced yeah I finally found a good one how's your tongue feeling oh it's not great it's not great I'll go back and eat I'm gonna I'm gonna grab it that's a really good one I understood have a good time with my friends really oh me too one of your friends arriving here sorry I'm not being mean to Alex this year you know what's really interesting is when you play a game like Civ for years and years just against the computer you play against people it's a wildly different game yes like it really is it's like Hoy is the same you think oh I know how to play and you play against people like oh I don't know what I'm doing yeah with me one day period no oh [Laughter] you'd win dude it would be pointless yeah I know but oh he could be on the same side just play against the AI beat the AI and imagine it was me yeah every day exactly um uh how long are you down there for g i I was here on Saturday and I am leaving tomorrow tomorrow I cry every time well we you know we've made the most out of you you've been on streams you've done they're tossed aside like trash like the trash that I am back into the garbage can I crawled out from I'll miss you all yeah whatever so you can play then yeah bye [ __ ] she goes yeah it's gonna be uh sad to see the back of you don't let the door uh hit your ass on the way out though [Music] foreign [Music] now obviously you ordered one pizza but compliments from the chef you've been such good customers and obviously we really appreciate your business we give you an extra pizza and an original one uh it's a family recipe passed down so please um enjoy it and thanks for coming and please thank you very much again hey what flavor is laughs that's an interesting pieces looking more like a calzone it's an old family recipe what's that in there look look I'll try I'll try something you're trying all the food you're serving tonight all right let's try a piece yeah you go for that maybe don't maybe don't oh my God oh oh wow oh my God I'm sorry human consumption oh that's that's foul it's so it's so burned and yet so cold at the same time is pure charcoal on the outside and stone cold in the middle get this out of here get this out of here now I've just wheeled out to be the Watson to your Sherlock Holmes oh that's generous of you cheers yeah okay maybe I'm Merry Christmas who's the um who's this who's silicone's housekeeper maybe that's who I'd be no I would say someone who shouts at you stop doing Mr Holmes what it's opium how dare you it's opium um no I I would take that role I was Superior poker work Kirsty gonna clear out long hair oh scared by her own teammates there you go They're Gonna clear along together Yep this is the RuneScape authentic experience [Music] town during the dance [Laughter] goes full of Specky bumps what it's true oh [ __ ] someone's giving me two bonds and 17 mil Park let's go dude we're [ __ ] minted realize this I'm probably never logging into stuff ever again I'm starting to hallucinate I can't even mute or deafen in real life I just wanted to play if you guys are Discord servers [Music] you don't have to explain yourself unless we ask and then you do wow wow he basically just said yes sorry sorry sorry do you want me to go back in my room should I go back to my list no no it's nice to have you here because I think because then I can see you know whether you're [ __ ] around or not whether you you know I would never do that sticking around playing Roblox on your phone or whatever it is only on my computer but I guess when you have three of a kind anyone can be good at poker very good so I'm three of a kind not a set very good set is when you have a pair in your hand and you find the third on the board three of a kind is of course when they're two out there and you have one in your hand so well done good poker term that's why you used it isn't it I I have no idea okay master no idea what's the difference between the difference oh no hot pepper sensors spicy dance oh yeah [Laughter] zyla centers something with hair [Laughter] yeah it does look a bit zealousy actually thank you it's a great science stealing Christmas oh this is very good that's so good oh it's gonna get worse stealing Christmas and running things at this point it's a camera mask got two faces yes oh wait that seems winning no no I love dab I want him to win how do you think I played pillion that's what he's gonna say when he comes out once I got a missed I mean he couldn't do anything he couldn't get me it's so good did you see that blinker here yeah no I saw it I saw it son what a great shot and Silas oh Pierre you don't have to slow motion I do like to follow up on the leg that was great good knee capping oh that's a bad Block it's a bad block bad block [Music] um how are we going to manhandle this thing I've never handled such a long earthy Tower before yeah I don't think I can fit it all in one hand I used to wear like little little nub yeah something more manageable okay well I'm gonna give it some time in everyone's life when you grow up you know your Towers bigger and um gonna stop being a banger boy and become a banger man yeah Harry has made it straight 9 10 Jack queen king nope sorry he has not I miss reading the board and and what's happening he's he's still just got a pocket kings that's also a six not a nine and that's a refs well Harry Harry faulted and that's ravs indeed so raps has the best hand he has pocket he has Kings now and she has pockets Martha are you okay silent title I got a little flustered there it's okay um sorry I am 46. once I turn 47 all bets are off it's all going wrong that's good well done was there anything correct then no it was just a stream of incorrect gibberish but it was fun in a way that's an achievement in itself yeah it's like that um what's that thing that it's harder to play the piano wrong when you know it so well yeah let's do this one's famous for playing it just one off and that's what you were doing because that only someone who knows it as well as you could even be it's so close but just a little bit wrong it's a brilliant little bit for me there I'm so glad that we spent hours rehearsing that before the stream because I think it really I think it really landed well yeah we do a lot of preparation for this stream uh this whole thing is scripted um even the cards even the cards which we just wanted to get Lewis knocked out this year oh they're helping us Tom they're helping thanks guys uh but also now if it falls over I've got plausible deniability and now remembering the words of your grandpappy if you ever fight a toad man the key is to cut off its tongue because without the tongue it loses all the sense of vision taste and balance and its main form of attack is eliminated the grand puppy story of how to fight that's old man is exactly what comes to mind as you use your short sword to cut apart the tongue slashing it in eight pieces each through sheer fast Blitz aggressive mindedness cutting apart the tongue and it's the third man stands there like shaking completely having nasty balance you leap 20 feet up in the sky aiming the short sword downwards the the the yellow and red fiery effect as the screen starts blasting I get to focus on your the camera focus on your face suddenly there's only two frames of your mouth being open and mouth being closed as you begin a long monologue in anime style preparing to stab downwards and you you monologue before the toad saying exactly that you remembered how to fight the toad man and that's what you're going to do and now the short sword that was given to you by our God Papi is going to destroy him hard and past and now finally massive explosion happens if massive explosions in the swamp as it burns fire comes out of nowhere white hot energy Sparks up your sword now as you land cutting the entire tall man in 28 pieces out of nowhere and I'm gonna give myself a round of applause and you as well I'm clapping my hands in a circle it's a classic Round of Applause thank you thank you you clap and you move your hands oh a round of applause fan you have to believe in the heart of the blocks [Music] [Laughter] involved okay feel like there is a lot of movement the forearm is doing it doesn't work just God's work okay no no no no no [ __ ] oh that's Banger that's Banger baby oh my God cross off your bingo cards oh Banger has been achieved so it's over the Hat Films now you get three lives Hat Films you can try and get one on the board I reckon flowers yeah but I wouldn't want to wear it [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] how are you leaving them out for what you're printing them out I'm leaving them out apparently just leave your phone unlocked let's just scroll through and turn them back is that what okay we're gonna move on things come on [Laughter] do we give them a point for cleaning depending on how cleaning they're good let's see how good is flip it no one has to know like donuts if you told me a night ago that I would get a pillage perian's Harbor I wouldn't have believed you because I've just found you that's not my Harbor I know we need it my ships can go across the ocean good sir that's 120 guys Builder here too oh your season can I just quit can I just quit is that all right like I'm not even kidding this is over I I have nothing already can I give my cities away nothing you have like the most science on our team and the most culture what is the point I can't give you my discoveries and I have what is your grit and determination young man I want to go home that's it's over here there are three guys because I'm bad at this game and I always get owned by a train like [ __ ] amazing at it it was more than one fishing boat it was a fishing boat it was a builder and that was my Harbor all raided he was a fresh builder he had he had full charges that was actually it was a really satisfying steal oh well you need to build some ancient walls this isn't gonna stop built up what this is this is my life what do you think we're doing you're on our team all right so here's my question chill out gate where you get to do nothing for the whole game do I get to talk yet or not go for it so I didn't know that this guy with his galleys could just go across the ocean excuse me I mean you know it's like me picking someone this dog [ __ ] and don't run insisting that they go mid against me and just destroying them and then be like he's taken boys pillage one thing it's bullish like everything it's over isn't this literally what you're doing scrub Delta you watch us play and you say we're really [ __ ] at it but I'm not playing against you that's the point yeah true that's true I will say this those three gullies are all I have right now so you're fine I don't care I I'm not gonna get anything to compete with with all these [ __ ] ocean-going galleys like there were rings around my poor Lads my poor Lads are just clinging to the coast they're terrified not the Open Water captain please it's like look the Portuguese Lads are sailing over any galleys you could do this and all that's like no Captain we can't go out that deep the snakes will get us [Music] two of the Nations involved firstly for five the Hundred Years War Between 1337 and 1453. France and England France and England is correct the Crimean War Between 1853 and 1856. I want someone on both sides between England Britain Britain and Russia correct you also could have had the Ottomans or France and lastly the sileshan wars between 1740 and 1763. Ben yes pay attention organites the gorgonites close uh it was Prussia and Habsburg very similar conflict another starter Revolution oh got 10 quick and easy tips for luscious vlogs oh gosh can I get an ad-free version of the rest our people dummies Away by the way you know yeah um no husband knows in your area okay oh my God it's the shadow of Israeli heart painted by my sister I tell you and now me and Chippy are both like we watched for that long and here we are what a Little Dream Come True yeah I agree with Jack quite magical to think about and I was also how old were you at that time chippy so I can look younger okay I was I'm 25 now I think I was 14 in 2000. I am also 25 now I knew it also 14. I can't do it I knew it yeah so you were 15. when you threw those ponies I was 15 and not like 21 or however old I was because that's so much worse all right listen look at our 23 on the way to the goal uh 10K here we go uh potato before you continue your invasion of uh appearing I have a proposal um you're playing in the Cs go tournament next week appearing is casting it think about your actions do you know what period I watch it period no I'm not listening uh it's straight into the A-bomb site again potato you can't plant there potato that's potato is trying to plant them [Laughter] God I love it oh my God what was that they had the entry onto the site site what is this extended a bit the younger is correct and serving as prime minister from 1809 to 1812 who is the only prime minister to have been assassinated um benjamined Israeli that was Spencer Percival that was a pure guest it's a good guess okay come on come on to at least one degree I believe right okay here we go give me a answer please 1950s is correct that's the most famous Canadian dude that's to do both okay let's go let's see let's play some let's play some try okay why do you have to do me like that just like Boba I had to get it out of the way I'm sorry were you holding on to because we've been in a call together for almost an hour have you just been yeah holding that in yeah yeah I have I have hey okay okay no there is something that happens here Santa and Rudolph have buried the hatchet Super Friends now crime happened [Laughter] Rudolph mad at Santa because heof crime scene also his dick say s what you don't quite see on camera is his face is just like face down against the table he's basically and every time he turns to me he just basically like stares into my crotch wow it's awful it's great oh Joe his back must be killing him I think he's resting his head on there because he's tired I got I got him a cushion for his knees he's on his knees who's Joe I'm sorry I mean we're watching MasterCard I mean Mr [ __ ] I mean if you've been watching how he gets his chips period it's a [ __ ] nightmare honestly I'm just glad to have [ __ ] left that room and not have to sit next to him anymore and with the value of approximately 1.62 which constant is the ratio of the regular pentagon's diagonal to its side the hypotenuse the hypotenuse that's incorrect that's the the golden ratio okay another starter for 10 team uh the Mekong the Mekong is correct it's very well done okay the Applause is getting more lethargic as this goes on come on team right another starter question [Laughter] in my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since is the opening line of Which novel of 1925 by F Scott Fitzgerald at least what degree Sarah the greatest we saved Christmas okay okay I think I want to try going down for a little bit yay thank you you can have this if you want coins any coins I like their bakeries oh my God [Laughter] [Music] nice meeting you bye are you prepared for a little a little gimmick something a little a little improv bit are you are you ready for this I'm not ready I'm never ready I love you okay before you go into this okay oh my God okay whatever happens I still love you first awarded in 1901 which prestigious award is given in recognition of work in physics chemistry physics doctor period Nobel Peace the Nobel Prize oh I will accept that yes Nobel Prize I'll [ __ ] Lube him up as well he immediately corrected yourself I feel like I can give you that one okay and thank you by the way for the easy questions that let me win Lewis make your [ __ ] River knowledge nice nice River knowledge bro yeah I've been to all of those cities yeah it's kind of helped nice I didn't recognize like when yeah no it was good I mean I think you and Lewis did surprisingly prop up well yeah but we were old aren't we I mean Lewis is nearly 40. I'm 46 yeah so we just got that worldly knowledge we've got pub quiz knowledge I'm 46. really yeah you know wow you're doing very well hold on top song Clark says thanks to the bank transfer he sent really made it easy to throw Simon shut up do you know how many legs a lobster has eight ten I would I accept that so come on isn't that mad ten ten what did you do a deciped I guess are you including the claws I don't know I loved his claws after the quiz yesterday um me and me and mousy and Ozzy decided to have our own quiz I thought they had eight they do have eight where we we looked up kids Trivial Pursuit questions to make us feel better what is it it's funny that because Simon said or Simon cleric he said I was looking up like you know ah how the quiz aren't like Argentina and then he was like they're too hard so then he would have to Google like Argentina quiz for kids just to get the questions come on we were answering kids questions for a couple of the categories yes of the easy we got 15 points team doctor team doctor we will be seeing you in the semi-finals well done tunnel snakes the highest scoring loser will go through I will see you in the pub later pretty sure that score was wrong though I think we didn't get it I think it counted I think so I think it was in the first scuffed round the first one the first one but it didn't matter because we we definitely won oh yeah yeah I don't know by far they saw the number go up they might have been encouraged to do better true you also get them Friends making content for you singing and gaming All Around the Clock wait just that snowman have a clock oh what a prime time it's the rhyme time to make this song okay jingle jam time so make sure you donate today [Music] so they realize that it's on the other side they haven't quite realized it's on the other side is there a smoke hit no it's just flash Wilson again what a shot Adam oh my God he's arrived he's arrived Wilson eight is angry they've made him angry after watching that I've arrived period foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] who's hiding lick of a Tommy Gun you know that sign that's why I like get closer whoa can I see who it is at this point that's definitely wearing a suit yeah they're both shorter than the one you see I see two of them like there's two side by side they're all side by side they were like huddled over this tree debating whether to leave or not like oh someone's coming someone's coming and they clearly are wearing oversized suits I like mesh smaller than the other whoa you should think the advice of my friend tell a friend away second level [Applause] this is a constant pool Constitution saving throws from both of them all right let's uh let's spin the wheel now since we're late let's just go for a win before they push in hopefully they'll get one of the push ones I hope they would defend our base they must everybody go bot right now what Lane that's exactly what you need to defeat your face we're always helping cool boys stop looking at me and don't get so close are you crying stop crying on stream you're upsetting the viewers stand up what the [ __ ] [Music] that was the lead that was a joke oh I'm sorry I wasn't reading I was just dancing along hahaha your Minecraft Bingo teams could be [ __ ] interesting Jesus Christ I wasn't really gonna say I had to feed him from Australia you anime it's literally all reading read it he's calling me a weirdo do you watch [ __ ] dubs oh you filthy dog boy I'm gonna bet you Tom that Liz is gonna go bust on this hand since she has no money left what do you want to bet a tenor tenor oh God this little a pint a pint I'll take a gentleman's pint for that yeah sure why not I'll do that bet made you didn't see the handshake but it happened all you saw was my hand go this way and Tom's come that way but it did happen we merged but I feel like if she stays in you owe me like five points it's like a five to one oh geez two to one I mean technically should be like nine to one but I'm not gonna buy you nine pints or if I do have to buy them all at once uh point for me and uh nine for my friend please just turning up and doing that that's like a psychopath hey there sexies it's me your boy spiff um look I know I've got that mad drip No Cap at the moment and I was wondering if you had some of that fresh merch that I could um I could also driftaculate uh could I could I have some clothes that are even more rad my mateys no where is my penis they said we've never seen the Moose Dance like that and we love it this is what I'm doing I'm going oh you took my glory oh my gosh this is awesome this is so great I love the way we've got the actual little portraits of the of the players that's fantastic who is this mango is standing still and they can still not hit it was the shot flying off to the side that's on the fire Mouse is coming down with the double guns oh getting an action replay of the start of that round and now here we are back the round has gone on for a while [Music] she's fearless she is fearless oh my God oh my God these shots wake up for oh now we've lost the stream now we're back oh my god dude sorry did you say chips as in crisps trips or trips or fries or crisps or I don't know I call them fries we can have a phone now uh um so you called you refer to crisps as as chips right yes and I put expired gravy on none of those okay yeah I've not really got like to stand on there no I didn't realize you knew about that yeah I know all sure because that's where you cut down the trees from so I want you to replant them please that would actually be that's a good thing to do well well done wheel boy I don't say it often but well said oh a joke walks into the tornado getting a glowing feeling of warmth I take it back I take it back in a moment of weakness I praised you I was told not to do that for a second I felt something I've not felt in a long time you'll feel the back of my hand if you're not more more silent and less chillish anyway I was saying do you think do you think nukes have actually caused more or less war since we invented them in real world for peace than than not like once it once it happened people okay we actually can't afford proper War anymore well it's less that's true until suddenly it's not true yes yes we have not reached that point yet yeah but it's that's like saying I borrowed a million pounds from the bank and I haven't had to pay any of it back yet I am a millionaire true and I always will be a millionaires yeah that's true that's very true indeed they've taken songs how have they been able to get on this I do not know they are all holding this three people on it how did they lose how could raps not hit any of those why are you all alive they're all just hiding don't I'm not just letting them cross now first time chatter this has got to be silver lemail excuse me this is a major silver this is amazing these are all Global Elites basic level 10. this is this is as high level CS as has ever been assembled these are 20 of the very best players in the world which is the most viewed the UK CS scene has ever been yes find me a UK tournament with more viewers that isn't a major that gets this many views you try it you try you try it it's a good thing this is a major as well thank you valve for donating to charity oh potato you see the jumping knife attempt that was really good oh look at this look at a depressing fire got it Jack's down uh we are exercising this morning we're ready to go but you exercise with us yeah join us at home as you play all your arms around so if you just have a knife in your kitchen like you can exercise too it's really straightforward for join us oh no it's not a good start make sure you have enough space Oh I won't die he says hitting the table he won't die hitting the ball with the side of the joy-con controller maybe we should just take these out yeah Jack is up Wilson needs to get to kill them get to kill a Martin whiskey is able to Machine Gun Down Jack suppressing all of his own sight with the P90 potato is also there he's ready he's ready with the flick with the P90 slit it's up to Lewis with the shotgun all he needs to do is kill the diffuser yes yes he does it they're coming up for him they can't get it is the only one with the diffuse kit lollip needs to get on that bomb right now they haven't got time he's done it ladies and gentlemen he he did I don't hit them but my God he's done it nine nine that's the equalizer from Lewis ladies and gentlemen wow don't that's the point oh good the new person is the new Duncan's job then I'm serving you've typed an n in the Ingle yam so now we're in notes it was good what's your job I'm in charge I don't know about that I'm not sure it's your job is this your full-time job Lewis I put a sink down there for the donuts trying to work out I'm really hungry very horrible horrible it took age as well you were waiting for a long time how many times did they come away don't worry that time has been counted against them how many times we didn't check up on you as well I feel like they were very attentive you are you trying to sway the judges on this not at all not at all I would never do that so we're still dig into that pizza dough I can see you like it oh it tastes like [ __ ] we're both really hungry we were just disgusting it's almost all gone oh my God everyone's working it's licking his fingers well [Laughter] [Applause] um we felt the best way to really have a scrub major experience was to hack the game files of the server in order to crank up the inaccuracy of all of the weapons and none of the players have known this serious yeah neither did you oh my God you did there was an anti-aimbot yeah you genuinely thought they were that bad yes I mean they're quite bad but they're not that bad oh I really thought they were that bad uh I love this round from Ricky he does get one Dink and that's about all yeah but yeah are you starting to see it now um with the way like with the way how all of the bullets kind of curve around the players um and like that there uh this one from Lewis okay I will say that should be hitting that definitely shouldn't be hitting most of the ones of Lewis don't really help right they don't count but if you're wondering why the scope's blurry whilst we're aiming that's because the gun is inaccurate oh my God so if you're complaining that the Scopes were blurry it's because um the guns physically couldn't focus so yes Silas I'm sorry I know you're watching you were so adamant that there was something wrong with some of those bullets were literally like aiming in the sky look at that [Laughter] oh God I love this game all right and then we wait for it thank you [Music] [Laughter] Blinded By The lure you have to do all again all right chat give me some [ __ ] runes on the Double Mountain Rams is apparently not very happy um we've had to lock the doors to the streaming studio um he has a weapon there's a there's a big Angry Scotsman out there weapon is an iron brew and it is apparently going up my ass sorry he couldn't hit you even if he tried anyway he can't complain everyone was in the same boat robs my boy look at I don't like the way I surrounds the same was like this that was certainly reflected in the gameplay I feel like chat his chat has described it a few ways they've called it a not and they've also said that even if we turned it off which of course we have we have um it still doesn't remove the IRL aim not that is affecting our players indeed due to the lack of skill they have indeed do I need to put this up it doesn't have anything oh [Applause] yeah it's all over ah Jesus Christ this is probably from the best you're funny [Laughter] the potatoes we've got four kitchens in one restaurant no we can we can bring it back I believe your fight is well Barry why I'm just being quiet no good amazing I think that's a good good decision I wish we should go and open our own restaurants we're starting again kick them all out get rid of all no we're kicking yeah including these two get rid of why am I getting fired everyone else that's mean that's quite rude actually you can't you can take him to a tribunal area you should do it I've got a lawyer my lawyer sips this is actually quite an extended period that you're out and you're speaking on stream and you're watching DOTA so you should be very grateful no I am are you my new dad no absolutely not [Music] and the music is back save our wild species the Hoover sound that's not on the original videos I'm so glad I get your taxes commentary on these videos yeah I just wanna be able to understand them I mean chat it's a very simple they might they might think that is get what they do wow no it was an elephant I have some oh it's like a whale but on on the earth what should we keep watching if you go we need to Enlighten ourselves by watching some of these educational videos yeah yeah see you jump [Music] it's not that's not helpful at all so don't worry yeah no it was supposed to be helpful family you don't work here shut up sorry what are you doing by the way me I'm not fired I'm having a day off don't you wanna go for a pint yeah seen any good hands of poker lately believe it or not no the answer the great opportunity to be like oh oh everyone so far given you've often helped at TI how much more fun organized and entertaining is York's poker each year I mean they don't really compare do they uh this is an excuse to get drunk and hang out with my mates T.I is is work so they don't really compare in that regard um this is this what it's trying to say is this is a lot more this is this is a lot more professional and fun I need a tomato are we actually getting a beer Duncan should I go and get one yeah I'll put the uh put that in there yeah there you go don't ever go at him that's mean you get out as well whoa I'm chilling I'm comfy I was a cold in the office now it's all warm in here yeah I fired you who is this no I'm not far I'm just a temporary suspension yes let's just well does it though we'll just say that I just healed by accident nice jump jump you're the chopper now no stop you just heal the top of the world [Laughter] oh no I need to heal I need to I see why you're mad by that when you swing you can't move you can't move when you swing there okay oh I just healed again can we start again die on purpose [Laughter] stop you're very bad at placement oh my God move away no so you've got to activate him move away I see it and then I hit him oh we're getting this move away hit him this is on easy this is called gifts all right come on Dish boy let's go all right this boy come on dish boy oh dish boy all right you're doing amazing everyone look wait ship's just doing half of [ __ ] Lewis's job he's not even listening doing it Lucius has to sit there two [ __ ] pumpkin it's not your job Lewis stop stealing jobs I wonder why that is I'm trying to look for a job at the moment me and Harry are just getting drunk in the pub we got fired it's not a good time to get fired this time of year honestly it's not it's not very Christmassy it's very not Christmas oh you're not allowed to say anything you know right okay no wait I'm going for Phoenix probably not werewolf I'm happy with Spirits in Phoenix for sure too that's my that's my guess I I think I'm more confident I'm happy to go for the Zionist relationship tester yeah yeah let's go let's go that's why she walked away it's dead silence silence failed the relationship again with them as as uh [ __ ] his whole pants like maybe the men need to collude a bit more disbelief I am in disbelief we need three pumpkin pies probably yes are they ready no we have one here she's trying to [ __ ] look um oh no I guess it's too much to ask to have a couple of pumpkin pies ready it's just too much too much to ask [Laughter] jeez oh I keep sorry it's a bad sign this is a very bad sign oh you stopped on top of him you stopped and you swung I was on top of him and you swung you're back onto the arrow controls I'm on swinging [Laughter] thank you I'm sorry you better make up this I really got him I feel sorry for the developer of this game though oh they're gonna show off the game it's gonna be great I am I am the best at the game they are making noise and they appear to be free oh they're clicking on the shop wait rotate it rotate it there's something behind it oh it'll be there oh there it is hold on I've got this chat what is it yes would you give us a [ __ ] [ __ ] second just figure it out lazy bastard hey guys it's me the pope going live what up uh we wanted our sub goal today of 69 Subs am I right uh if you haven't liked and followed uh do that and uh if we've got any primers out there feel free to drop those okay it's me your Holiness I will be playing some fortnite later um let's dab on those haters um and I'm joined today by Elvis and Prince and Santa who go to do body painting I guess hi guys it's me Santa what up Santa heads your boys here and look who I have special guests Elvis Presley he's been alive the whole time for introducing me um what is Twitch I've been in a dungeon right hit up hit up this bird get up this bird that's that's English lingo right there go oh [ __ ] no you forgot to go I pray they've actually played I still have to buy the bundle you ready yeah I bought the bundle how could you I just forgot I will ready ready are you ready yeah go look at the beginning the checkpoint was right after that I forgot to jump ow yes you are right I just died accidentally by walking did you actually I properly did oh don't worry uh he I think he's just passed out for a second my legs oh oh yeah it's okay I'm back oh there we go gosh it's seamless well if you skip over Dr Whipples because he's clearly not on there yeah but this is the button I actually just stepped on the car again can you get away from me I'm trying to pick up my gun [Laughter] it said type your password remind him out and I thought I could just paint on the sign and that would open it I I really appreciate your attempt of their Flags I'm sorry ravs has the air of a businessman Ralph looks great he does he looks like a businessman who owns a chain of successful fish restaurants that's exactly and he's coming away that's the way that I see him and he's coming here to spend some money it doesn't matter I can afford that I've got loads of money oh is that good oyster season this year oh clear oysters are biting throw away now you'll be lucky not to come back with a noise pineapple pineapple hit hit you stopped the top of the worm again the worm you literally pushed me on because you didn't hit the bird foreign did you just make like tiny violins [Music] I don't feel bad for you at all I feel bad for me I don't you [ __ ] parking me on top of the worm like it's a geyser about you [ __ ] me on top of the worm you're like uh it's Taurus than Yosemite just parked in the car I hit it on top of a geyser okay ready go go go oh he hit me because he got too close yeah you're right about that oh clay heels I like his uh get away from him swing your sword madame [Laughter] to us for a reason that I need to heal really bad I think I'm done with healing yeah there's no more heels left I'm jumping I'm jumping but you're trying no heels whoa [Music] do you want to put out hard yes yes sure okay Okay so Ethel to e okay okay seven three one two [ __ ] no uh e t l m okay which would be three yep two yep I forgot the order three two one seven three two seven one let's try three two seven one I'm dead I don't wanna go Mr Wilson you can't make me remind them now okay he's just he's just sleeping help oh wait is it phrases sideways no way surely not it says reminder melt so if that's the order we've got to figure out who it is one one three um it's just it's just gonna be one two three four isn't it what okay seriously trying one two three four it's just gonna be one two three four oh no because it's seven seven bubbles no server failed attempts will block code entry for some time oh my God wait [ __ ] why do you just wait or do you click respawn like you click respawn so you can teleport you back three two seven I'm gonna try one three two seven oh my God I'm in The Green Room hang on you might have been legally moved oh the wheels here right Craig this is this is for nothing but I will you just want to have a go go spin it mate which way is uh it's confusing isn't it yeah all right this is crazy experience it's just for himself just for a little win just for fun will the producers pay out I'm Gonna Be Rich I'm gonna be rich oh God what's gonna what if I win the whole thing 50 Grand what if you go bankrupt yeah he's just lost you lose the studio hold on oh no oh no wow I just want a game show no I lost everything the golden jacket well I said to come back I never I'm never beaten I don't know when I'm beaten I've never lost a bear in my life I bet the chain of fish restaurants to be successful even say far from the sea as glasgi which is not well you know and I was right the people came for the fish but they stayed for the flesh that's just love love the rich backstory I was actually no this is an inappropriate topic right no that's fine listen we we've we've butchered the German accent uh I don't think any we've talked about comrade babies uh I don't think there's a lot a lot worse things we could talk about at this point so uh let's go for it I went out uh to dinner the other night with three um owners of uh winkies and I three winky Havas right and um I just just so I just saw just so I'm definitely on the same video a winky is slang for penis okay yep and um I was asking because I never thought about this before I was like when you when you like stop away like if you suddenly you're like I was like where does the stop happen does it happen like inside do you tend to there or does the top does the top close because I just generally don't know I wasn't sure if it's just like it's like the top just pinches no the top stoppage because in my mind that's how it was it was just like a little like a snake going home no but it turns out it's more internal it's a turtle yeah I've never had a winky to know really how would I know right how would I know such things I asked this question between the starter and the main right so they had a long way to go with me right right people are saying you need to sing it all in Welsh okay also that might be a good idea as well yeah that might be a good one all right it's coming it's real dirt sorry to put you on the spot death oh and I don't mind um [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] if you notice ravs has undone some buttons and whacked on some shades so this is uh that Scottish fish restaurant owner when he's on his trip to Belgium it's a rough night so far A little too much cuff on show there it looks like he's like you there give me a [ __ ] jacket but boy do give me your [ __ ] jacket do you know how many fish restaurants I own Punk three that's right here three fish restaurants and one of them's profitable they're all pretty successful one of them's doing okay the other two are doing shape what are you doing me open no no Ben don't tell him then no Ben no don't don't take stop digging down stop digging down Ben you're so close to Lava right now oh no what's going what's going on over there can you can you go speak there about a DP Tim go spectator mode go spectator mode I just want to watch him oh no Ben Ben [Music] oh I see the issue he's got there right he might tank it he might tank it absolute classic the fact we got that on camera let's dig straight down that brings me so much joy is he looking for is he looking for obsidian oh she handles like the Titanic just like oh my God is that Ronnie Pickering [Music] thank you puppy and then I don't know from Chrono storm what's a puppy you've never seen one it's a terrifying animal uh oh yeah you want to stay as far away from them as possible oh okay I will if any one of us offers to show me if anyone ever says would you like to see my puppy you you run okay actually yeah no run I was gonna say if someone did kidnap you it'd be a boon what if they've got multiple puppies what should I say would you like to see my puppies stop asking questions I'd like to know I don't see many people Tom doesn't tell me things what's happening in the game period I'm trying to talk about you're talking about puppies don't look at me I'm sorry I'm a little hungover this morning it means you've made me sick look at them pretty rough lineup I'm gonna be honest here you probably need to turn yourself just so you don't hit the tree don't worry she's curving the shop Round the tree like there's very unfortunate that is that has hit the tree again this is pretty rough like Neo I don't know what is the difference between a restaurant and a bistro or dare I say the brasserie um one's underwear [Laughter] and a good man you know the way to a bistro or Brasserie not a restaurant not a cafe not a restaurant not a cafe a Brasserie a bistro at a pinch a bistro but a preferably a Brasserie uh I God I don't know excuse me excuse me after you there common fellow I'm looking for a battery not a bistro wait is this a is this a bit am I supposed to be getting into this as well I need you to understand okay on the spot some posho has come up excuse me what are you talking about I'm looking for a battery what a bistro at a pinch a bistro at a pinch [ __ ] a bistro mate you don't know what a pizza is not a restaurant not a restaurant I would ever call your phone mate that's a nice watch oh wait it's just it says the letters why am I being mugged why is one being mugged I'm looking for a Bradley oh you're in the wrong part of town I'm just saying what's the point of calling it raspberry Beach arrested nobody [ __ ] knows all right let's get him there's now 20 of us yeah we'll get him get him please um he looks fresh is that uh roll for initiative is we're now in conflict and also where this part was going no I just wanna I just wanted to know put on the spot by some posture excuse me do you know where there's a browser he'd be like what's the difference between a Brazier and that restaurant over there testing testing testing exhausting testing obviously I turned three all the way down because yeah thank you thank you everybody yeah yeah yeah dude that that old man voice won't make me want to rip my flesh off yeah what's wrong with wrong nope I can meet the donations in an old man voice please [ __ ] go in uh if you wish to become an old man in life do not do that we've never met it's gonna be fun and not awkward it's right it's lovely to meet you um meet you yeah yeah I need to change the way I'm because it's me like it's me if I make you larger right and then I can be like haha hey Shadow how's it going hey it's going great Alex nice to meet you lovely to meet you here check my non-existent hand oh hello I'm looking at my printer but it's you I'm imagining it's it's Shadow it has the Xbox series X and FIFA that's right if rabs wins this it's gonna do the fish restaurant trade in Glasgow a great service so good one of them might start making money oh when I open my Tree Restaurant my three fish restaurants in England for myself so that other people are glad to get ready for three fish restaurants open side by side by side the glass regions like fish that was the question I asked myself it turns out they didn't they didn't but I'm gonna keep going and I've I'm gonna open a fourth restaurant just to the left of one of the other ones okay so we're gonna go restaurant Restaurant Fall next to each other I with the same name because I figured if you confuse people enough also if you look on uh Google Maps and you look restaurant ah for no Bistro Tom no Brasserie Restaurant you're gonna see four in a row and you're gonna think this place must be good okay yeah cause I guess you'd be walking past them and he'd be like [ __ ] I keep seeing these everywhere now they must be good and you'll smell fish where they earlier go well as long as you're within a four shop no we got a giant chimney coming at the roof oh people oh people love the smell of fish so we pump it and try and bring them in wow yeah sometimes you know there's a lot of foods though when you smell it you're like oh I really oh popcorn oh he smelled that at the uh you know you melee bison and you're like I kind of [ __ ] want some popcorn oh you you smell like a barbecue or a burger place and you're like okay I could go for that smell of dark meat cooking I feel like you don't like oh I personally don't have that with fish no I love Seafood I love fish but you know what passion was saying ah the smell of fish oh let us die fishy smell that's what I want right now it's true it's true Counter-Strike Global Offensive we are the largest stream by over two times zero zero Nation versus o Plano which is two Brazilian teams have less active viewership these guys oh my God we're off another headshots oh my God what a player you do notice that there is one button on these trucks uh it's an action you can activate the holidays are common trait of the wagon which causes the lights to flash yeah dude [Music] oh the whole town just goes nuts uh they just get like absolutely right on Facebook and you just leave it as a wild boy I'm pretty sure Kirsty just went out she is out she is leaving the building well she's not into the building she's leaving the room she's coming here what it's it's Thomas versus I've played it cool they taught me a fish restaurant wouldn't they work wrong he's diligent he's hard-working he's committed because he needs if I put butter up the lobster the Scottish will eat it if I deep fry this [ __ ] well come around they'll [ __ ] eat anything they'll be here deep fry it what I can't deep fry loves deep frying holy [ __ ] uh well this puts a little bit of a dampener on a xylosis theory that um the women the women who colluded not so much come up to the Swiss guard those those guys in the fun outfits and with the the big weapons no they got really small weapons on there it's nice I like it sorry thank you I still got it I found the beans I think they're in here okay they seem to have retreated inside oh God oh God I think there's only one in here I can hear one of them crying get him I have to eat the beans quick he's trying to eat the beef he's up there eating the beans stop him from eating the beans God you there it's the crimes against Hines go he's perhaps I need to say something please important thing all right you better say it quick Lagoon leader he's thinking he's forgotten just have a snack okay what is it empty two guys yeah cause he ate them I just yeah it's my snack not for you well known cubes include Alfalfa over peanuts oh spiff why'd you kill him spoon kid shot first did he yes oh my god oh geez I'm the bloodthirsty one wait hang on a second I've got a sword for this turn him to beans eating the beans he's made of beans we're all made of beans we need to find our boy I just I don't even know what we're supposed to do my accounts my account's been locked so I make I've made a new one Louis's account has been locked we should be streaming your your audio to my uh twitch by the way so I know okay this is so [ __ ] scuffed Louis were you listening to anything Harry and Shadow were saying no good great because we went over so how do I join the server Lewis you should have been here man okay so you are as old as my youngest sibling what so we could be you are as old as my youngest sibling so we could be like siblings we're not that far apart is what I'm trying to I'm trying to you know make you feel better I'm as old as your youngest sibling yes so my youngest sibling was born in 89 well actually 90. well okay so you are as old as my youngest sibling but you'll so the your other siblings are old I am the yeah that's correct okay I am the younger you're the youngest okay so I am not my own sibling and my other siblings are older yeah does that make sense if ever ever understand what I said I was not wrong okay sorry I just got a little interesting nice to learn more about you uh yeah any other questions uh do you know who the current governor general of Canada is by any chance no oh you might have to be whitelisted oh God I think I might have to be I don't even know what my name is who the [ __ ] am I how do I find out who I am okay he forgot he was I love to go oh no one told him I'm not gonna put this on you Lewis I think everything's Ben's full we're gonna blame anyone [ __ ] Christ [ __ ] scuff when do we when do we have the build stuff oh he was doing this goddammit Lewis God damn Lewis okay DMs I knew that if I was like I'm gonna post the rules a day early so that they can like take time to read through them like everyone will know and if they have questions they can ask them I should have known that no one would have brought it of course of course no one will okay good luck Lewis didn't even know he was in this has like you know no no memory retention no he doesn't Okay do you love wheel boy I think they dislike him intensely I think they they hate him they can't be on his side he's wheel boy he lives in a basement I don't live there I'm trapped though you're not a prisoner it's a lovely necessary place to keep you shut up no crying on stream if I can prove that I never touched my balls will you promise not to tell one other's Soul what you saw no one else was in the room where it happened is that a yes I you just touched your ball do we need to Is that real yeah yeah I'm close there hello why did he touch his ball um well you can't he can't prove it he he'd proved that he couldn't okay great chat thank you um good chat guys good job good hustle team it's going great guys it's going great don't hit it too hard now don't use any Force don't get hurt anymore mom said to play nice impressive very impressive they used to call me the uh shuttlecock King College yeah I'm top I'm tobulent yes who's Roy sorry I'm the I'm the bloody person I'm here to get you in the game yes I've I've topped you in just let's not worry about it on my channel so be careful what you say well yes like what anything goes I think we'll be fine there you go [ __ ] me poor yato she's gone to all the effort of setting this up maybe she should have [ __ ] emailed someone you know like me who was in it oh tell me I was in it oh my God hello can we use Santa's here hello oh he's gone oh where's Santa's Lewis that was Lewis's account that I gave him to log into oh he's like an NPC account that like wasn't locked but I found it [Music] guys query [Laughter] who's looking at counter honestly what's going on because we're stuck here spin around wait sips okay stop jumping and passing it down yeah I think we need more customers we need more customers let's go what's happening Vivian you're next to it I can't I can't drop it it's almost tomorrow we can give you this the tomatoes I'm gonna go with five red green blue blue yellow yellow and brown room five yep remember if you get it wrong oh no we won't have such a huge League what will we do without those 25 points okay let's have a look is that the correct answer is it five oh six so red orange orange green blue yellow and brown it's an orange uh orange ones man I can't picture that one oh no I'm not going to sneak tonight [Music] give us the next question I love that red team still haven't thrown free snowballs or someone maybe the easiest challenge on the board it's done in like two seconds I literally haven't seen them move okay now they're looking okay okay they're looking where's Lewis gone to he's just stood he stood he's he's running what is going on inside took white concrete and then left it's Louis Lewis is being whitelisted [Music] for 10 minutes foreign oh my God oh my God I'm dying oh my God it's opulent at long time no see I good brood mothering oh it's nice to see approved father is there loads of spiders in the basement yeah they're good yeah some of them are my friends well they they that's not how they do it he kisses all over my legs they're very itch she kisses though yeah no they should be that's uh those are the kind of spiders we put down there oh yes thank you Rob's using my voice sign there it is holy [ __ ] someone someone bought it that's like 7p for you that is yes yes that's how much wheelboy pocket money is a week you don't get pocket money do you yeah this well that's sometimes people throw pennies in says through they throw them at you it's what's happening I thought that was my pocket money you you may not keep it you can't have spent it so we'll we'll collect that after the stream I lick it smile We'll Wash it you'll collect it you'll wash it and then you'll bring it no no the salt from people's skin will take on the coins sustains me or else I'd be very sick how we doing guys we all good we're so good I think we could lose me and she have eaten something so we just started helping you build joy to oh right now yeah you can do some building okay I'll build I'll start building something Chad's gonna vote on which one builds the best so you need to make chat happy okay and then they'll vote for you all right thank you dicks come on thank you have fun enjoy some building just chill out see you later incredible stuff and we got the moving we got the moving that's what's important I'm gonna have a good clear out looking for Contraband as I understand if you've got pennies you've got seeds down there who knows what you're up to lots of things for you know whatever people throw away wheel boy makes use of like The Wombles The Wombles were lovable people like The Wombles uh Kim Let's see what happens uh start again being randomized again I have to sit next munchie I'm a hex blood Barbarian okay I'm gonna do this woman does that chili contain any beans there are beans of the chili it is chili the these sausage rolls are off today it says out of stock in big letters on the sausage roll no sausage roll I have a special sausage roll no no sausage roll there is in the chili there it's uh kidney beans foreign yes look do you want the chili oh [ __ ] even the motiveless in the dragon that's amazing oh my God that might actually be like a mode of the year that is so good we need we need one of Duncan on the dragon as well yes could you could you get rid of Duncan and put them yeah I love the gentle sway it's so good oh it's so good it's so good oh my god oh god um I feel like the opening five seconds of Lewis on that Dragon might be the funniest thing I've seen all year [Laughter] he's just like oh wow he's four years old he's disappointed how do you do that they don't know disappointment yet but that's what that Dragon was oh my God they're all dead have you ever seen anything like that um my basement was fumigated and all the spiders were killed well all my friends died yeah when you said that they were your friends obviously something had to be done about that what do you do how do you spend your days on the wall well we'll Rubble that off you're gonna clean it up sometimes sometimes someone comes in and hoses me down like once a week I get a big hose that's not water can I have a pizza there's no pizza the menu is up there what do you want uh Alistair jumper can I get half a burrito please sure just eat eat half of it just eat half of it half of the burrito I'll try the chili cheese fries is it vegan cheese absolutely there's one chili cheese fries one cheese and one okay I've got the cheese one burrito yeah just give it here you know when a dude like shaves this Pew that's really nice Landscaping nice yes higher [Applause] um oh God this game is rigged he is higher or lower [Laughter] it's a queen it's very good play on yeah friends [Applause] [Music] I wish I had any of those don't think about it all right it's better if you don't know what they are is it yeah that way you won't miss not having any friends that's very kind of yeah actually I'm gonna write on your wall when we get the [ __ ] cleaned off it you have no friends and never will I'm gonna write it and then you have to write it a thousand times a day I'll bring you some paper actually I don't want to bring you any paper use the [ __ ] to write I have no friends and I never will over and over and over again stop crying oh stop crying I'm gonna die alone yes add that on the bottom does it go too far at a point no I don't think he does because I hate to say it see the spiders again yeah well we killed them all remember we burned them oh yeah burned the spiders and you're going to write those lines oh yeah I have no friends and I never will and I will die alone that's what you're gonna write over and over again you're supposed to have a job to do yeah something to do anyway we'll get those pennies taken away as well so basically we killed wheelboy uh and we've burned him so you're never gonna see him again happy Christmas everybody Merry Christmas cheers calm down nothing to see here do not be alarmed oh my gosh they pour milk on it let's get out of here oh no I'm fine we're heading to the center period that's that's it gosh what's up no oh no oh my God uh Manuel spoon kid no Manuel Manuel there you go Manuel [Music] I know this is not a great time but can you pay us please we need to buy a cassette record some money please I'll give I'll see what to do with the liner sorry for that it's all my fault I'm so sorry about your restaurant you want fries if you want fries go stand in the fire you'll get fried properly are you going higher or lower yeah all the way it's a four what does that mean you don't get anything for a pair not in this game that's his catchphrase that's it that means that we get to go right yeah that's the same thing this is killing me you're killing me I have to go ballistics it's a risky one but they got it you might pay off surely we've seen so many numbers oh he's seen it foreign [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] now I'm picturing nipples but like in this shape of like three years in the shape of Shrek ears can you please not Pitch your nipples until the stream's ended professional just tuck it away in the spank Banks don't think about nipples right now okay you put a picture of Shrek he implanted to you know Shrek makes you think of nipples on the screen yeah I saw Shrek I didn't see nipples I didn't see nipples I didn't see I didn't see any nipples tart has a toes toes yeah yeah let's go lower [Laughter] all right yeah we'd like to play the game not get [ __ ] by the rules of the game unbelievable what do we say you get nothing for a pair no not in this game yeah well you're not making a home tonight all right apparently there's a studio and it's backing you up that's not gonna have it you're in the wrong business you should be a pen thrower You're Gonna Get Us docked points mate not a catcher I I threw the whole pen is you've said a lot of bad stuff we haven't seen the aces yet and I've hardly seen any picture cards I've been counting oh he's playing his cards I think what are you doing uh OC with a 906 uh Lewis with a 510 that's called the Saturday night the the sixth and the nine oh why because the 9th of June every year is a Saturday every year without fail that's the only reason copy that can't be true it's true okay I see some doubts okay um stop pressing X just gotta put some weird things on there now and again keep people on their toes and it's like a really funny people can find it funny if they want to keep people on their tartars [Music] [Laughter] and I think they're gonna catch a maybe Kirsty off of where's mango is molotopping the apps because she expects him to be behind her and look at this great entry Bree's got two though it's just onto Duncan 5 HP 1v2 this could be the end oh my God the first if he sticks the tickets he hasn't got a diffuser if he has a diffuser this would have been over Bree's got out of the knife oh my God he knows him like all of these people were here and they were like oh rithian's here and I I opened the curtain to go see him and I ran up and I hugged rithian and he picked me up I started sobbing she was I was inches I was inconsolable I had to redo my makeup I was like oh did you see the dog no Heckman thought I saw the puffy and I was like I saw Ruthie and then Silas was like are you crying and then he helped me and I cried more and it was just like this that message reminded me of it because it's like not only have I made friends with everybody and like now so many people are here during this time but it's also like you know this was my biggest dream and now all of my biggest dreams are here teach me how to do things and I got to see them and I just I don't know I just was very overwhelmed and I just was actually sobbing I was actually sobbing and it was just it was actually it's pretty magical um because I was like damn you know this is rithian and these are all people that were like also not my childhood because I'm older than probably most of you but for me it was like oh my God it's jingle jam everyone that I've watched for 10 years do charity is here and I get to do it too help and seeing rhythian get here too I think it just it just broke me so I was just like you even cry when you meet me and I was like yeah but everybody's here now and seeing deltas and everybody too everybody traveling really far and then I like walked away and I would talk to someone else and I would just start sobbing again and they're like everyone that came up to me they're like are you okay and I was like I'm just really happy and I remember like in my time zone five hours behind you know catching any amount of jingle gem live that I could or watching on YouTube and everything so like I was there I was there too along with all of you and now I'm here and it's just like absolutely wild a dream come true [Music] [Applause] [Music] Boston pancakes that one is that Cleveland Belgian biscuit I can't remember what they cool sometimes you can get a glass coffee table oh no what that's like the safe way of doing it talking about cake farting I'm not talking about if the cake was made of [ __ ] then maybe but no a [ __ ] cake that is scanning though isn't it he's got buttons and a smile and eyes and a hat he's got all of the Snowman bits do I mean I feel like they've nailed the most it's the most bits of a snowman but I don't feel like it it doesn't I don't feel love for its shadow what's that one for then that's just the halfway mark maybe we'll do that your secret uh handshake what if you and Chippy do your secret handshake for everyone no that's exactly what it's going to say how are they going to say [Laughter] look and you did the other one please what am I gonna do if you can get us the pineapple the cream and a pair of trousers with flies do you feel right now like a God we bear with me okay no please we witnessed someone going through Strife seriously we saw someone who was just like oh my life uh how can I hmm and she doesn't even know that we watching from afar were like we shall help me so I shall send an angel take them take them a drink you know and move the pieces just the right way you know shuffle them pulled the strings that you know I think they always think oh someone just brought that I think uh I think in in in a sense but we would have to be very minor Gods because the big gods don't give a [ __ ] about Mortal man and would not concern themselves at all with lids running out of drinks we are like the pettiest of petty Gods barely Gods when we say we're Gods who they're like yeah right what can you do you can summon cider in someone's glass and we're like that's like literally the best one of the coolers that's why you're a petty God because you're just concerned with cider your sub Backus you're not even considered anything beyond giving Lids a glass a cider is like we did it yay so we're like super minor gods but yes it does make me feel like a minor God perhaps one that it doesn't even isn't even worship maybe a roadside Monument I'm not in a good road like a b Road next to a harvester I'm I'm still fine with that minor guard is still better than oh God exactly right my co-pilot I'm guessing you come with me too your dad's out there too what gift did you get for the co-pilot uh it is a brand new BDSM web that's what you wanted I absolutely loves it well we open up the game do you have anything else that you'd like to talk about or ask that's fine I can do it my currently I'm I like to I I'm in a reading phase oh yeah what are you reading um um I'm reading a a book about the discovering of gravity it's really interesting it's impossible to put down oh my God I I actually thought you were gonna I thought you were gonna tell me something genuine not another no no no no no no no do you want these to go over my head gravity actually reading a book called um red leopard black wolf which is a fantasy novel it's pretty good my brother found out that I was reading it and he leaned over to me and whispered it has a lot of sex scenes in it and I was like okay that's all um very awkward do I need a controller for this game I don't know I I yeah um am I talking too fast no you're all right I was just I I was going to say something about watching TV with your parents and then sex scenes come on and it's always awkward wait you watch TV with my parents wait wait wait what what oh um I uh this is awkward man this is yeah and the team which has the person who is the closest will get I'll give you a hundred points thank you remove eyebrow to be fair I've not had my eyebrows trimmed so okay okay is this something you would do you shave off your eyebrows chippy no okay foreign [Laughter] those are the only options unfortunately I wish I could change the room rules I just enforce them with a foot what about one of those lines to your eyebrows those are cool as hell I love a line put in the side of my head how about that with a knife out Mango's being caught oh my days oh Joe was very unlucky there thank God Kirsty was there if Kirsty wasn't there that's an orb dropped as well today's it's a long range oh my God oh my God Silas gets him if troops aren't really serving much strategic purpose there no they they were they were they were not doing anything I offered to attack this and you said no no just retire we don't need you we need to do science oh I think the communication among our team is like beginning to break down a little bit a little bit profit and money we charge and it goes up charge more for electricity get government to pay for it refuse to pay tax massive profit God it's so smart this is so smart my new yacht from the profits scum wonderful I didn't realize I had my quarterly report leaked this is one exploration yeah the nether biomes where's the nether portal G uh uh so Rush um it's north of the carrot yep only that and you might have to go uh West a bit it's it's on the by the river so if you follow the river you'll find it um I hope that helps glad to [ __ ] OSG yeah hi right where is it what are you doing God I don't know what are we doing you're supposed to be fighting a baby piglet not standing here looking at me Louis I could not find any baby pigs okay I looked you gave up I died I died I know the glowstone is worth loads that's why I want to know where the nether is but she and Simon won't tell me I literally just told you where the never thought it was he told you down the river someplace instructions in and out of it for the last hour I think she should know where it is you have a strange perception of time he does literally when the stream starts it's not like there's four minutes remaining um uh Simon where is it Simon where's the [ __ ] desert portal it's along the river um north of where the carrot is North is our spawn right you go to the river where that giant [ __ ] pole is is to the west of that you know the giant fish it's not the river this it's a frozen River it's a big it's a very it's you can't it's just it's a river yeah there's a big frozen River I think there's frozen rivers on all three sides of us but that's fine but I said north didn't I I said north of our Sport North how do I find out what the Earth is it's the third time I've said it's normal North what is North what you do is you press F3 all right and then it says what direction you're facing it says facing where does it say that it's on the left about halfway down bounce about halfway down on the left Facing East okay it's not that way it's the other way North yeah okay so it's this way yeah good he doesn't need to know about the sylvanian family because that [ __ ] is expensive as hell right it's insane like as far as like one little Treehouse playsets like 300 pounds what the hell what yeah it's insane jeez yeah no no as far as my son knows they don't make new Lego you only get Lego when like a friend or a family member gets too old and gives you his Lego yeah that's that's it's become like a Bitcoin it's like a family there's no Lego left in the world it's all been claimed okay oh man oh that's good that's good thinking actually we're gonna have to cross the road to get to the waffle house though oh well most did you think about that [ __ ] I think I've got my [ __ ] golf cart Stuck on Me pause um oh I can move I can move about [Laughter] it man which direction am I going okay I'm catching up it was so close but don't worry uh No One's Gonna remember who won do you remember who won last year yeah aminos did yeah yeah it's one all now I'm in press it open oh oh yeah [Applause] push the buttons I'm stuck I got the button s floating snow come on oh how do we get out of here we have no controller friends come in squeeze it appears harder than my ex-wife get in here Lily wait where's that bro Lily at the end open the door [Music] there's a third button whoa oh my God hi you're leaving us I command you I'm pushing buttons Jared gravity puzzles currently [Music] oh my gosh wait if if you were to bestow a coupon onto one of these players which I imagine for you is quite a good award or writer oh absolutely who do you think deserves a coupon I think Sarah needs coupons very badly for uh but perhaps ten percent off half a brain maybe some prescription glasses some prescription glasses or or a human mind you want me to give you a plain hijacker a mop and bucket yes you just pass it through the bars I can I can just clean up in here much nicer for everyone everyone would appreciate it be nicer for you be nice for me I do not feel persuaded just yet four or did you have a skill that might be helping that because if you did not then I'm not giving you um hmm I could I could um what are your skills because I could rub a little bit of of dirt into my hands and say look these are the hands of a calloused hard worker all I'm trying to do is earn an honest living like you you know I've lived a hard life as well and I'm just trying to make the best of a bad situation for all of us what skill are you using the disguise give this guy sorry disguised as a cleaner does that help well you know go on top it's all dirty in here I'll give you the mop but you cannot have the bucket I don't like it here oh no oh fault parents left here pretty late to tell us to come inside literally like 30 seconds before death oh wait no we made it home but without squinty there's something out there who knows what happened to squinty oh there he is oh thank God totally literally like oh we got the good ending okay good yeah and then I'll just um you know hunch over like a like a tough old cleaning cleaning lady and I will you know just walk straight out of there but he's not looking okay blending in plain sight be like thanks see you tomorrow great job all right bye you're gonna need some kind of wrong some kind of four are you using a skill disguise you're using disguised as a cleaning lady I'll see you tomorrow Doris oh my God no where's that land I let out of this prison cell okay uh yeah you walk out the front door and now you're in Dublin I walk turn right back around and walk straight back in there [Laughter] I'm like I'm sorry I had a second shift I have to do the second shift can you guys pay me for the first shift as well because I wasn't paid oh um are we still doing cash in hand yes yes yes it's just it's 10 pounds it's good value I'm pretty sure oh well here you go 10 pounds thank you and I do a full second shift of cleaning spotless okay I think you will lose control I [ __ ] hope so and I would pick these guys yeah I think we have our winner [Laughter] [Music] there we go we even made someone Cry mission to come your dream come true you'd be told to come in go over there there's room here there we go come come look just can you wait a second we can't hear you either give her the headset get spread out so you're not on both cameras just you're professional people what are you doing all right get in here okay here we are on this very last day of jingle jam we incredible incredible work this year jingle jam happens over two weeks in December but it doesn't just happen then it is a year-round Endeavor and it is just like the incredible behind the scenes work of all of you guys that make it happen oh my God and it's it's amazing to be a part of it and so we didn't want that work to go unnoticed and wanted to say thank you the jingle gem team to the rest of the jingle jam teams that's lovely thank you [Music] I was promised a dog as well uh what you have not managed my actions just Barry's very warm ass on my thigh but you can read them anyway they will uh some so from Simon there will come a time when I am older I mean when my mind has slowly faded away until my memory has completely gone I will not mind remember my friends or family or the great happy moments I have lived through and experienced but at least I will not remember this story [Music] he probably doesn't remember writing that and he's not at that point so it's okay that's why I said don't worry about it like he'll just forget it in like an hour yeah just give him some Jaffa Cakes tuck him in and sign it back to bed Simon come along now I'm surprised he's up for sleep yeah

Channel: Drakon Astron

Views: 86,306

Keywords: Yogscast, Yogscast Live, Yogs Live, Yogscast Twitch, Twitch, Twitch Clips, Yogscast Clips, Yogs Clips, Drakon Astron, Jingle Jam, Yogscast Best Bits, Jingle Jam Highlights, Ravs, Yogscast Lydia, SquidGame, Boba, BobaWitch, Yogscast Boba, Yogscast Jingle Jam, Zylus, Yogscast Tom, Angor, Yogscast Ben, Bedgar, Pyrion Flax, Yogscat Lewis, Xephos, Wheel Boy, Spiffing Brit, Yogscast Harry, Yogscast Poker, Yogs Poker, Yogscast Daf, Yogscat Mousie, Yogscast Martyn, Pedguin, Dr SimonClark

Id: dT-AL7e2sT4

Length: 571min 5sec (34265 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 11 2023

Reddit Comments

[u/Flonkadonk]

damn, how long did that take you to edit together

[u/Assassino1569]

Drakon you crazy bastard you've done it again!

[u/REAL_blondie1555]

Some heroes don’t wear capes

[u/LHtherower]

Drakon casually dropping the video I will binge repeatedly all year until JJ 2023

[u/The_GentlemanVillain]

Drakon gets cake and THREE nine of diamonds!

[u/Gnarlstone]

The Hero we need AND deserve. Salute!

[u/Satherian]

Goddamn, what a king

[u/hextree]

I can't believe you've done this.

[u/Pope_adope]

Thank you so much for all the work you put into your channel 👍🏻