Xisuma FAILS at being a SALESMAN

hey x uh why don't you join us on the way to our Smithy and uh you can see Cleo has done some amazing armor stand work at the castle it's not really impressive it's just like wow you spent all that time doing that that's kind of the story of hermitcraft though right you spend all this time doing that you you spent all this time making these tunnels that's why people want games because we spend all that time doing that thing they won't I mean in In fairness you know there are some people who spend all that time like collating papers and stapling them because the person who runs the office refuses to let them get a copy machine that does it automatically so I mean sure you're expressing a grudge I I'm incapable you know what we turn too early wow awesome thank you oh this is very nice this uh the way the grass changes here because you're on a buying boredom border that looks really good yeah it actually really works in your favor hang on I've got I've got to do more advertising I'm so sorry but Cleo do you like how this book looks down here yes do you wish the books two are my person that there were more books that looked interesting and amazing like that one sure well come to the bookery at the evil empire the bookery we are not yet selling them but we will be soon there will be custom books for you to write notes in that is for writing your Redstone notes that one right there this book yeah it's got redstone on it look it's active it's the statues book yeah okay so the statues yeah the statues book has a custom number and it didn't have a custom texture so we're gonna have to work on that laughs Shilling mode tonight you know it all right I'm doing my best yeah I thought they'd gone decimal but wow I mean I I think I think the deal is you don't have to be good you just have to persist right with advertising I mean no I genuinely think you have to be good as well but um well the quality of that book speaks for itself I mean if I'm a terrible salesman you still want that book don't you that's not advertising that's Packaging okay our packaging game is on point thank you [Laughter] to find someone else to do your selling I don't know we'll see I got a feeling we're gonna come over to the bookery you know you can get some feather falling boots so you don't have to bother those hay bales they're cheap and then there's going to be some books you have feather falling boots but the thing is you fall off a roof enough times and it you just start running out of food constantly we sell food too oh we have all the solutions you sell Curry no that's sold in the evil Emporium which uh isn't evil by the way it's just the names just marketing you know so you can get yourself some of these um so what was your question X have you seen the dirt block evilex has worked his magic and brought a new block onto the server I like blocks do I like the dirt block I probably do because it's a bit scammy personally I will love it you know it's scammy I've told evil exit scammy I'm sorry but like how could a block be scammy I mean how can evilex be scammy just is I mean people say it's a scam but like you can buy things with it I mean that's the same as diamonds buy things with it you can also earn interest on your dirt coin savings so you know who's doing that with diamonds how how do how do I earn interest on my dirt corn savings you buy a baking pass and then you put your dirt coin into the bank and it pays dividends every day come on that's so okay I fell asleep I'm sorry what I fell asleep all right here we go third block ex the sales person I don't I'm trying my best to be a good salesperson what other sales person okay shows you a new Block in the game clear it is not a scam okay right pick it up and place it down it's not a scam it's real it's real pick it up it okay okay it's it it's it's real uh-huh um and it's beautiful is it made out of prismarine by any chance it's made out of dark coins do dirt coins shift color they don't but the block does because the block is special thanks for the block you can keep it yeah and you can spend it maybe you can buy more you can buy more uncrafted what would happen if I uncrafted it you get your dirt coins back four dirt coin to a block or premium debt going to a Blog that's an interesting one that's better than diamonds because diamonds takes nine for one block so I mean I also get nine back but you know dang it I was supposed to set up a beacon been distracted again you're gonna love it over there I don't sell copper sadly it's too tedious that is literally it's literally the only thing I need did you enjoy the clip then subscribe for more because my second channel is where we post Clips as well as the vods of the live streams that I do on twitch.tv slash Asuma which many of the clips come from anyway thanks for subscribing I'll see you in the next one

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Length: 5min 43sec (343 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 10 2024