WTF Happened to BRUCE WILLIS?

i want you to hit me as hard as you can bruce willis claims that john mcclane is very close to his real-life personality a cool wisecracking charming dude living a life full of action after many adventures he has become jaded even bored of the action-packed thrill ride that is cinema and life his movies have made over 3 billion making him one of the most profitable movie stars of all time which is a great accomplishment for a guy who never took the spotlight serious he is one of the few 80s action stars that is also respected as an actor bruce is everything from a quiet everyday man to a loudmouth action hero and even a raccoon he's also a ghost spoiler alert he's a rock star a cartoon and he's even been described as a mega jerk sometimes but ashton kutcher likes him he has blessed the silver screen with some of the finest films from many genres for decades but everyone now seems to say that bruce willis has stopped caring but why one question seems to be on everybody's mind and that question is what the [ __ ] happened to bruce willis come on to the coast we get together have a few laughs to truly understand what happened to our dear bruno we must start at the beginning this all-american action hero was born in germany and raised in new jersey bruce was an aspiring actor slash musician who was living the wild party life as a popular bartender in new york city he was cast on the hit tv show moonlighting it was his big breakout even though bruce willis had no respect for television he auditioned anyway and beat out thousands of young men the show's creator knew that bruce was perfect but the studio didn't think he was a leading man but bruce's charm and confidence eventually won over the studio and then the world he was an overnight star and won an emmy for his performance but mr willis did not get along with sybil shepard very well they fought a lot on set right away word got out that bruce willis was difficult to work with and the reputation stayed forever eventually bruce felt that the story and the characters were going nowhere and the tv show had just turned into two people yelling at each other it was no longer fun for bruce he was eager to burst out of the confines of 80s television his first motion picture on the big screen was a movie called blind date and many people enjoyed it but in 1988 came the groundbreaking influential action blockbuster die hard welcome to the party pal bruce was a new type of action hero the world was used to muscle heads from the 80s like stallone and schwarzenegger but now they had a more relatable character as relatable as a terrorist fighting cop can be he's still a strong guy who can kick ass but he's more delicate and can actually get hurt and feel emotions real emotions like love he's not just a super human killing machine he's just a human with a machine gun ho ho ho it is his pain that makes us root for john mclean and his fast-talking jokes of course plus the love of his family and his jolly christmas spirit but of course not everyone was welcoming bruce into the world of movies many people thought letting a tv actor carry a big action movie was crazy but sometimes crazy is the ingredient to perfection and that's what die hard is perfect bruce is perfect and i hate using the word perfect but i'm going to use it here because die hard is perfect perfect and even though bruce was still starting out in the movie biz he was able to earn slash negotiate an unheard of five million dollar paycheck for die hard this led to every single actor in hollywood demanding a pay raise and just like the building bruce blew up but was hollywood ready for a new breed of superstar of course not but there was no choice bruce was here to stay but after that pretty much nothing but die-hard clones were offered to bruce and he didn't want to do that he was not interested in just doing action movie after action movie after action movie he now had the money and the fame to experiment and take chances and have fun with diverse characters the next year he took on a very challenging and dramatic role in the film in country he gave a golden globe nominated performance as a vietnam veteran who suffers from ptsd bruce willis showed the world that he was a legitimate dramatic actor like there's this hole in my heart [Music] there's just something missing i can't get it back at that same time he also voiced the talking baby mikey and look who's talking alongside his future pulp fiction co-star john travolta apparently bruce would throw in a lot of improvised x-rated jokes but they were all cut from this family film i wonder if there's an r-rated director's cut look who the [ __ ] is talking look who's talking was a very big hit and it led to a sequel look who's talking too t-o-o when you have to pee you jump up and down but sometimes nothing has to come out so you try to jump up and down a little more speaking of sequels bruce kicked off the 90s by dying harder and die hard to die harder it's a fun sequel but it's almost too much of a sequel if you know what i mean it's like copying and pasting the first die hard and then it just changes it to an airport i believe there's even a few lines where bruce says something like i can't believe the same thing is happening to the same guy twice oh my god this is unbelievable but it's happening and it was unbelievable and it happened so most of the time when i do my annual die hard movie marathon i skip number two and go right to vengeance which we'll get to later it's okay i've done this before then came the infamous bonfire of the vanities this film was a huge commercial and critical flop and there's even a best-selling novel about all the behind-the-scenes drama of making this mess of a movie director brian de palma wanted jack nicholson for the role but the studio forced him to cast to this rising star it's never a good sign if the director doesn't want you willis and de palma clashed on set and according to the tell-all book that i did not read bruce's ego was a major obstacle for the cast and crew and because of the major failure of bonfire of the vanities bruce learned that he's not invincible at the box office not unbreakable he can break but could we fix him we'll find out stay tuned then he did a film called mortal thoughts alongside his then wife demi moore they were hollywood's it couple for years until they weren't but it was a marriage that lasted a long time in hollywood years i used to be such a happy-go-lucky guy well i'm very happy go lucky we're partying baby then there was the hudson hawk which was marketed as a traditional action flick but it's really a cartoonish romp which confused audiences and made them think that they didn't like the movie well the few who saw it because it lost millions at the box office and critics tore it apart too but i hear it's aged very well like a fine wine and it's found a new life and a cult following on dvd or whatever it is you kids watch nowadays bruce even had a hand in crafting the story on this one but film critic gene siskel complained that every character in the film was trying way too hard to be funny bruce had a supporting role in the dustin hoffman gangster film billy bathgate it was another box office flop and a dud with the critics in 1991 he did the last boy scout it was a fun action flick produced by joel silver directed by tony scott and written by shane flack and all the clashing masculine egos on set created a very hostile environment bruce and damon wayne's hated working with each other even though they have nice buddy chemistry on the screen they are such talented actors that they can make it seem like they don't hate each other now that's impressive there were lots of production problems but the final result is a nice action movie where'd you get this suit grandpa gangster's arrest he hilariously spoofed himself and robert altman's the player this showed us that bruce had a sense of humor about his place in hollywood death becomes her was his next movie and he got to play a very different type of character a weaker timid person showing off his sense of humor it's fun silliness look everybody bruce willis has range he's more than just an action meathead he's an actor a real actor dare i say a comedian an artist all of the above he's just bruce willis he can do it all and death becomes or proved it once again he said yes to the project because he wanted to work with robert zemeckis and because kevin klein dropped out let's just calm down i'm sure we can settle this peacefully and in 1993 he played a guy named tom hardy in the film striking distance once again doing the action thing and once again he clashed with the director then he headed north in rob reiner's film north which is a horrible horrible movie about a boy traveling the world in search of new parents and bruce willis plays the easter bunny for some reason and then there was the sexy thriller color of night at this point in bruce willis career he really really needed a hit and pulp fiction came at the right time like travolta this masterpiece served as a major comeback for bruce willis now his star had not fallen as far as john travolta's but after a series of flops he was definitely heading there and bruce was perfect as butch the role was even rewritten to fit bruce willis better he took a huge pay cut but it definitely paid off cause cause pulp fiction and after a string of flops this was bruce's comeback and it was one hell of a comeback one of the best films of all time then there was nobody's fool which he said yes without even reading the script he just wanted to work with paul newman he loves his salad dressing i guess the rave reviews for this film definitely helped keep up his comeback this was followed by the third installment to the die hard franchise die hard with a vengeance which started out as an original screenplay called simon says that the studio was planning on turning into a lethal weapon sequel but eventually the script found its hero in john mclean i love this movie die hard with a vengeance is amazing very underrated great action great suspense wonderful characters it's just a thrilling good time this movie was the highest grossing movie worldwide of 1995. bruce was back with a vengeance he teamed up with the great tarantino again in four rooms and he got to work with the great terry gilliam in the big budget hollywood adaptation of legete called 12 monkeys one of bruce's best films one of the best sci-fi films ever made in my opinion one of the best time travel films of all time bruce is great as our protagonist we get to see a lost and confused sensitive side of brucey boy and a wild and crazy side too he gets to do a lot with his character and once again he took a huge pay cut to be a part of this wonderful film another action flick came with last man standing bruce plays a badass gunslinger who gets tied up with the mafia this is a reimagining of the western a fistful of dollars which was a reimagining of the samurai flick yojimbo though it's not a reboot of a reboot it's a re-imagining of a reimagining he did the cartoon voice thing and beavis and butthead do america and bruno the kid the animated movie based on the animated tv show bruno the kid where he plays an 11 year old spy version of himself as a kid it's some trippy meta stuff for a kids show that is [Music] in the fifth element he plays a cab driver who gets caught in the middle of a space opera adventure this sci-fi epic was directed by the great luke bisson and is the perfect vehicle for bruce's skills he's a tough guy who loves to make wise cracks while saving the day my favorite type of bruce willis character it's fun it's loud it's original and it even has heart bruce accepted the film within two hours of reading the script i love the fifth element and the fifth element loves me [Music] anybody else want to negotiate he was the jackal in the jackal a remake of the day of the jackal and surprise surprise bruce didn't get along with his co-star richard gere and the two vowed never to work together again seems like bruce willis makes enemies with every new movie he makes mercury rising came next and that was an interesting action flick it was okay i liked it but he clashed with the director again then he saved the world in armageddon and say what you want about this movie this movie is what it is and it achieved exactly what they were going for like it or not lots of sweeping camera work lots of exploding explosions lots of crazy characters and lots of lots of death which is a sign of a great michael bay movie it has everything you want and more much much more from michael bay and bruce willis but of course the egos of bruce willis and michael bay clashed on set and bruce said he would never work with michael bay ever again the film made tons of money and it made the apocalypse seem cool it has a wonderful ensemble cast including his pal the late great michael clark duncan and it was bruce willis who got duncan the chance to audition for the green mile and the rest is history but yeah armageddon it's like deep impact but exciting then there was the action thriller the siege which is a very interesting film about terrorist attacks in new york city this film came out in 1998 but was transformed into a much more meaningful film after the terrorist attacks of september 2001 so the siege kind of took on a new life because of real world events it's directed by the great edward zwick and bruce is always good as a military man the siege i hear breakfast of champions is really really bad i've never seen it but it looks like bruce gets to show off his silly side again in this kurt vonnegut jr adaptation i think this is one of the times where you can say with great confidence that the book was better i know things that could make your head spin my head spins all the time i'm trying to make it stop then came the sixth sense bruce gives a quiet yet powerful performance in this mega blockbuster it was the surprise sleeper hit of 1999 the best year for movies ever this slow burn paranormal thriller shook audiences and made so much money the sixth sense was nominated for lots of oscars and this is one of the first films where i started noticing filmmaking techniques i remember watching the special features and listening to everything that m night shyamalan had to say it's like whoa he uses the color red for like artistic reasons for like the story it was it was a mind opening for me as a movie watcher so the sixth sense will always have a special place in my heart and my nightmares that vomit girl scene it scared the vomit out of me and it seems like bruce actually kind of gets along with the director on this one cause m night shyamalan and bruce would go on to work together again their bond is unbreakable in fact m night shyamalan wrote the sixth sense with bruce in mind this film put bruce willis back on top again hollywood was like welcome back bruce here's your throne at the top again sit on it until you get bored also in 1999 he worked with rob reiner again in the story of us and bruce brought on the new millennium with the hilarious gangster comedy the whole nine yards the film was successful and led to a sequel and no that sequel was not called the whole nine yards two it was called wait for it the whole ten yards because ten is one more than nine if you believe in numbers and it seems like bruce really likes numbers lots of his movies have numbers in the title four rooms the fifth element six cents lucky number seven the whole nine yards the whole 10 yards 10 minutes gone 12 monkeys ocean's 12 16 blocks catch 44 and i'm not even counting the sequels with two in the title and he even had a cameo in loaded weapon one if that counts but let's get back to the whole nine yards shall we bruce is so funny as the tough guy gangster alongside matthew perry and they have great chemistry together bruce actually got along with perry and this led to his buddy bruce appearing on an episode of friends for which he won an emmy congratulations bruce i think ross dates his daughter and then he sleeps with rachel and uh everybody in the audience laughs at the right moments that was so good then he did disney's the kid which i always thought was a remake of the classic charlie chaplin film but no it's about bruce willis meeting a younger version of himself like looper but less violent and 12 monkeys but with less monkeys and even bruno the kid in a way it seems like bruce willis favorite co-star is young bruce willis then bruce willis helped reimagine the modern comic book superhero movie before the modern comic book superhero movie even really existed it was the incredible unbreakable is once again perfectly cast in this m night shyamalan thriller about the sole survivor of a deadly train crash this is your classic superhero origin story but it's told in a realistic grounded way the film honestly asks the question what if someone had super powers what would happen what would they feel drama it's so refreshing to see such a film we get the strong silent bruce willis in this one and he teams up with his die hard 3 and pulp fiction co-star samuel l jackson as mr glass it's what the kids call them this dark character study reminded us all why we love to see bruce willis up on the silver screen and it's actually m night's favorite film of his own lots of people love this one including me i'm one of those people [Music] then there was the delightful crime comedy bandits where two bank robbers fall in love with their hostage it's a crazy fun time billy bob and kate blanchette were both nominated for golden globes and bruce willis was not but he's good too he did the world war ii drama hearts war and he was randomly in a low budget kids movie about a cow called grand champion then there was the thrilling war flick tears of the sun bruce sued the studio for trauma he claimed that he suffered from extreme physical and emotional pain as a result from acting in this movie and once again bruce willis clashed with the director antoine fukay both vowing never to work with each other again i'm seeing a pattern here hey are there any rugrats fans out there remember when those stupid babies teamed up with the wild thornberries and made a movie and that movie was called rugrats go wild remember remember that and remember tommy's dog spike remember ever wonder what spike would sound like if he had a human voice well wonder no more because this movie answers that age-old question he sounds like bruce willis bruce willis is spike spike is bruce willis and featuring the voice of bruce willis as spike i am so grateful i don't know whether to give you a big kiss or just slobber all over you from top to bottom a kiss would be fine who wants a tongue bath he played himself again in the stupid horrible ocean's 12 with a stupid horrible cameo hate this movie and the year 2005 brought on the film hostage which is very underrated it was produced independently and picked up by everyone's favorite producer harvey weinstein the film features his real-life daughter and real-life beard bruce plays a hostage negotiator who has to stop ben foster who's scary as [ __ ] in this one then came sin city robert rodriguez brought to life this graphic novel unlike anything we had ever seen before the film literally looks like a comic coming to life and bruce is once again perfectly cast in this gritty dark violent crime saga i was so excited to see this movie when it first came out i had never seen anything like it before and i'm from san antonio which is robert rodriguez's hometown so it felt you know personal so i remember rushing to the theater on opening day getting there hours before show time because i assumed the rest of the world was as interested in this film as i was and i didn't want it to sell out but no there were plenty of seats in the theater but the film was very successful successful enough to get a sequel like 10 years too late nobody cared about that one but yeah the first sin city me likes it then he joined forces with his bff slash ex-wife's trophy husband at the time ashton kutcher and he did a funny guest appearance on that 70s show then there was a series of so so decent films nothing great but nothing bad films like 16 blocks lucky number 11 the astronaut farmer alpha dog over the hedge and fast food nation which i'm actually in i play a high school student in the background see me right there look at that and he worked with robert rodriguez again on his half of grindhouse in planet terror which bruce willis plays a zombie hunting military man who i believe says killed bin laden and that was kind of a funny joke because at the time bin laden was alive i don't really know if you call it a joke it's just like a it's just a thing bruce willis is well known for his support of the troops he is one of the most unapologetically patriotic stars out there bruce even tried to enlist but they did not accept him because he was too famous and too old so he visited the troops in iraq and even performed some concerts and he hypothetically offered one million dollars to anyone who turns in osama bin laden here's a fun fact bruce willis hates osama bin laden yes bruce has always been a hollywood outsider when it comes to politics he's a pro-gun republican and that's a big no-no in the tolerant hollyweird but nowadays he tries not to label himself with a political party and just says that he's anti-big government you're right you're totally right you're totally right well but i don't think his political beliefs have ever affected his career in a negative way or even in a positive way which is how it should be nobody should care who bruce willis votes for but enough talk about politics let's talk about things that are really important movies bruce willis was in a halle berry movie and it was a stinker it was called perfect stranger and it was not perfect and in 2007 we got to see bruce return to the role that made him a star john mcclane he brought back jon into the movie world with the film live free or die hard now this film is all right i like it bruce does a fine job but it doesn't really feel like a die hard movie to me like this time he drives a car into a helicopter and he jumps off an exploding jet and it doesn't work for me and it's mother pg-13 pg-13 die-hard movie with justin long it's okay though it's it's i'm being too harsh and this was kevin smith's first experience with working with bruce uh but we'll get to that later who is this man dump truck i'm not his dad i'm a cop how about that oh cop i'm sorry thank you very much why'd you bring a cop into my command center he played the principal in an interesting flick called assassination of a high school president and an interesting sci-fi futuristic film called surrogates which came out in 2009 and takes place in the future of 2017 but bruce was not interested in being professional on this one either stubborn old bruno refused to re-record some of his lines of dialogue so a sound alike had to be brought in to record some of bruce willis's lines that's not cool or is it cool he then played himself again in the film what just happened where he goes on an all-too-real rant about his feelings on acting and the state of his career you want to talk about integrity let's talk about that let's talk about something okay then 2010 brought us the film cop out where bruce willis copped out of being a decent human being he feuded with director kevin smith mr smith called working with his hero a soul-crushing and beyond disappointing experience bruce had no respect for the clerk's director and he openly showed it willis was not pleased with smith's directing style and use of marijuana bruce also refused to listen to kevin's directions he would spend most of the time at the catering table and would intentionally flub his lines just to waste time bruce wouldn't even show up to take a photo for the poster so the poster features a computer generated bruce willis and rumor has it bruce almost beat up kevin in a hotel room and much much more and funny enough kevin smith has actually kind of made a career out of talking about what it's like to work with bruce willis kevin talking about the movie is way more entertaining than actually watching this movie if you can even call this a movie then came the expendables it was a disappointing dream come true to see all of my favorite action stars up there together on the screen and all the hype about how arnold sylvester and bruce were all gonna share the screen it was huge then i actually watched the movie and it had its good moments but the build up for a stupid actionless scene of my three favorite planet hollywood heroes they were just standing there in a church talking making stupid jokes it was it was a major a major let down they're all there do something with them you got the three biggest action stars in the world and they're right there in your frame and they're just gonna they're just gonna stand there in an empty church talk about expendable then there was red which was nominated for best musical and or comedy at the golden globes but this was followed by yet another series of stinkers films like setup with 50 cent catch 44 lay the favorite and the direct to video fire with fire but the apocalyptic year of 2012 was good to bruce willis with films like looper and moonrise kingdom and even expendables too but let's start with looper joseph gordon-levitt ruined his pretty face to look more like a young bruce and i appreciate that they tried this but it always felt a little weird to me it took me out of the film that i otherwise enjoyed except for the finale but lots of people love and respect luber i don't love it but i respect its clever concept this is from the brilliant mind of the brilliant director ryan johnson the guy who ruined star wars bruce willis also joined the prestigious wes anderson super team in moonrise kingdom and what can i say about this film other than it's a wes anderson movie if you've seen a wes anderson movie you pretty much know what that means and it's usually a wonderful thing bruce fits right into wes's quirky symmetrical world of hipster silliness i'm declaring the case with the county right now until help arrives i'm deputizing the little guy the skinny one and the boy with the patch on his eye to come with me in the station wagon randy you drop in and head up river with the rest of your troops split up on foot and expendables 2 where bruce gets a bigger part and he actually gets involved in the action this time with sly and the gang arnold and bruce actually steal each other's famous lines and it's a nice little moment of cinema i'll be back you've been back enough i'll be back he wasn't in expendables 3 because he was demanding like all the money in the world just for a few days of shooting and sylvester stallone publicly called out his old buddy on twitter calling him greedy and lazy action star versus action star in real life on social media it was kind of lame then came the horrendous a good day to die hard unbelievable stupid action that takes you right out of the movie if you were ever in the movie to begin with it takes the most lovable action hero of the 80s and transforms him into a grumpy old man with some big guns and some jai courtney this joke of a die hard movie is a father and son spy movie in mother russia you can feel bruce willis's boredom and you can feel john mcclane's boredom coming off the screen it's like if john mcclane had an off-screen last action hero adventure with little dany and just like jack slater john mcclane discovers that he's a immortal fictional character in a movie franchise and now mclean just sleep walks his way through his sequels because he knows it's all bs that's what this feels like like a guy who knows that he's been last action heroed now i'm not sure what day is a good day to die hard but every day is a good day to not watch this movie let's just pretend that it never happened there was gi joe retaliation where he plays joe i've never seen any of the gi joe movies but i hear nothing but bad things should i watch these films or should i just move on with my life without them comment your comments in the comments for some reason they made a sequel to red called red 2 but this time they added catherine z to jones because that makes things better but it wasn't and his awkward and rude publicity interview overshadowed this lame sequel this part is not acting what we're doing right now you might be but we're just selling the film now sales that fun part was making the movie the fun part happened yeah so how would you sell me the film then how what would you say that is the best part about the film i would slash my hooves no i love this film oh yeah yeah he worked with his moonrise kingdom co-star bill murray again in rock the cashback and then he did a ton of video on demand movies like precious cargo vice extraction where he filmed all of his scenes in one day and the prince another 50 cent movie where he also filmed all of his scenes in one day yet another spoiler alert is coming he was in the last scene of m night shyamalan split which was the best surprise cameo ever and i remember going to see split on opening day and i really wasn't too excited about it but i actually enjoyed the film much more than i thought i would and i had just watched unbreakable so the theme the score was still fresh in my head and in that final scene with the camera slowly moving through the diner and i hear that unbreakable score and at first i thought why is m night shyamalan recycling his music but then as the camera got closer and closer i realized what they were doing and my dreams my cinematic dreams were coming true right there and it was the greatest thing ever david dunn was a part of the split universe unbreakable and split together the twist was that this was a sequel to unbreakable and that coming soon was a movie where they were gonna fight each other oh my gosh i could not contain my excitement i was audibly making noises of excitement out loud in the theater and i was kind of the only one oh my god it's happening it's happening and everyone was kind of looking around confused look on their face and actually after the movie during the credits i actually had a crowd around me in the theater and i was explaining to them i was like listen up children back in the year of the 2000 there was a movie called unbreakable and the twist of this movie is that they are in a shared universe and they all looked at me like oh that's it that's why you were screaming but it was it was amazing to me it was one of the best movie going experiences i ever had then there was something called marauders in 2016 and something called first kill in 2017 followed by something called reprisal in 2018 an acts of violence another film that only took him one day to film one day out of old bruce's schedule there then there was once upon a time in venice a horrible movie where bruce willis gets naked and skateboards down the street and for some reason eli roth made a remake of death wish and for some reason bruce willis is in it and let's not forget the mega flop airstrike it cost over 65 million dollars to make and made less than 1 million back at the box office and it has a whopping zero percent on those tomatoes that are rotting.com then there was glass the long-awaited sequel to unbreakable and split this film was built up way too much in my mind as you know so anything less than perfection would be disappointment to me and it kinda was although i did really enjoy most of glass it was a little disappointing it wasn't what i had imagined i was picturing a something different a epic superhero movie that was still grounded with all my favorite characters in the shared universe i don't know maybe i didn't get it but i tried really really really hard to like this movie and i i liked i liked most of it i'll give it another chance one day he had a fun cameo in lego movie 2. it was awesome because everything's awesome then there was motherless brooklyn which i haven't seen yet but i'm sure edward norton overshadowed bruce willis in every way possible then came another string of stinkers that nobody's ever heard of films like 10 minutes gone trauma center where he filmed all of his scenes in two days and survived the night and if you look at bruce's imdb future projects it seems like he has no plan of slowing down when it comes to making these types of movies unfortunately but a guy's gotta work and there's the rumored mclean which i hear could possibly be a die-hard prequel which is at least something different than the last few die-hard movies but i have no faith in the director lens wiseman just doesn't seem to fit in my mind i could be wrong i'm usually wrong but i don't know maybe they could do a looper thing and throw a young bruce willis face on joseph gordon levitt again and do flashbacks like i'm picturing a gritty 80s crime drama that cuts back and forth between young and old john mclean like the godfather part 2 but not as good or we could just stop making die hard movies that's an option they kind of need to die hard trails hans so what the [ __ ] happened to bruce willis how did he go from making these amazing cinema classics to making these direct-to-video piles of garbage that shouldn't even be called movies after all of my days and days of research i figured it out bottom line bruce is bored bored of his fame bored of his success so he just does it for the money he's publicly stated that he's tired of it all and just wants paychecks and i get it i like money but i mean come on bruce come on i know there's an artist in you somewhere bring him back out plus his reputation of being a big jerk face in hollywood has definitely made casting directors look the other way nowadays watching bruce willis squirm during interviews is more entertaining than watching actual bruce willis movies like grumpy bruce willis fighting the paparazzi is more entertaining than grumpy bruce willis fighting anything in his new movies and you know what he can never make another good movie again and i would be totally fine as long as he continues to [ __ ] about his recent filmography and as long as he keeps up being a hilarious grumpy old man there was even an in-between two ferns interview with bruce willis and it wasn't much different than a real bruce willis interview when you were making the whole 10 yards were you ever worried that it would be too good so he's become a spoof of himself and you know what it's hilarious maybe we should look at it as performance art you know what i take it all back bruce keep doing this this is your art calling out these entertainment journalists and pointing out the stupidity of the hollywood system you know what we need you bruce and i'm i'm glad you're a grumpy horrible a-hole everybody needs an a-hole or else we would explode with poop and like i said he doesn't care anymore and if bruce willis doesn't care then we ain't gonna care either and i don't care caring is overrated so let's just sit back relax watch die hard pulp fiction 12 monkeys and looper on loop and just forget about all those other bruce willis movies because you know what them and just the thought of another die hard movie makes me cringe but i'll still go see it anyway [Music] [Music] wow you

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Length: 41min 15sec (2475 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 17 2020