Worst As Seen on TV Products - 2018 Year in Review

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are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money<font color="#CCCCCC"> on shitty kitchen</font> gadgets that don't work<font color="#CCCCCC"> Vivian calls the</font> BS<font color="#E5E5E5"> with Vivian</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> trice you just sit back</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and enjoy just like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hanging in your</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">kitchen with a good</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over end number one</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the arctic air it's a new as seen on</font> television<font color="#E5E5E5"> product it cools it</font> humidifies and it purifies<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh wow</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I want one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not only that the little side</font> panels of this thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> actually change</font> color so<font color="#E5E5E5"> it says built-in LED mood light</font> oh it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> muta</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> light so whatever mood</font> you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you can change it to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> red</font> yellow blue green<font color="#CCCCCC"> white and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> purple so at</font> night<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna have a glowing cube</font> on your nightstand<font color="#E5E5E5"> another cool thing</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can be plugged into a</font> wall<font color="#CCCCCC"> outlet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or it could be plugged in to</font> a USB<font color="#E5E5E5"> port</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how cool</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is that</font> there's three speeds<font color="#CCCCCC"> there is low</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> medium</font> and high <font color="#E5E5E5">enjoy cool clean air anywhere I like the</font> part that it<font color="#E5E5E5"> cleans the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> air for you this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is like three products in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one how come</font> they didn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> advertise it like that in</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> infomercial the infomercial is kind</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> basic</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was kind of impressed because</font> they didn't try to<font color="#E5E5E5"> oversell it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like they</font> sold it as they should<font color="#E5E5E5"> just a basic</font> little cube<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you could put next</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> anywhere you're at and just have</font> cool air blowing at you that's very<font color="#E5E5E5"> rare</font> and the as seen on television<font color="#E5E5E5"> industry</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">commercial marketing think it's rare</font> they want to hype<font color="#E5E5E5"> that shit up they want</font> to tell you it<font color="#E5E5E5"> like does all kinds of</font> stuff but<font color="#CCCCCC"> this this one was believable</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">$39 is pretty good if you're hot as hell</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> you just need cold air right it says</font> lightweight portable and quiet<font color="#CCCCCC"> you do</font> have to add water<font color="#E5E5E5"> to this thing but it</font> says that<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> will run up to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> eight</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hours</font> per fill<font color="#E5E5E5"> pretty good so all night you'll</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> nice cold air see what we have here</font> now<font color="#CCCCCC"> right instruction</font> so easy<font color="#E5E5E5"> to use - there's like three</font> instructions on how<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> use this thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font> and you can also select<font color="#E5E5E5"> how bright you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">want the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little side LED lights</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be so</font> if you want it to be like<font color="#E5E5E5"> really intense</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">or if you want to dim them down so you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">get your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> little wall plug here is your</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">USB connection it's so cute it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> super</font> lightweight<font color="#E5E5E5"> and it feels cheap I hate to</font> say that<font color="#E5E5E5"> because I want to love</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it hmmm</font> take the<font color="#CCCCCC"> dog</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it feels</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of cheap</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what it looks like so the LED</font> lights are on<font color="#E5E5E5"> the side panels here so</font> here's where your water is gonna go it feels very<font color="#CCCCCC"> plastic II like very thin</font> cheap plastic but as long<font color="#CCCCCC"> as it works I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">guess it has</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this so that it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is lightweight and portable</font> in the front<font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you have three</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> buttons</font> you have<font color="#E5E5E5"> fan speed so you have the low</font> medium and high then you<font color="#CCCCCC"> have your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">lights</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so that you can dim</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them or</font> select<font color="#CCCCCC"> the color that you'd like</font> whatever mood<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're in and then you</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> your power button here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> per the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">instructions it says</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> put it on a flat</font> surface<font color="#CCCCCC"> plug it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in turn it on select the</font> speed you want<font color="#E5E5E5"> select the brightness of</font> your lights<font color="#E5E5E5"> and also select the color</font> pretty basic<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I hope</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it works</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font> better blow<font color="#E5E5E5"> cold as air for the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> $39.99</font> because I'm not paying 39.99 because it is really well made<font color="#CCCCCC"> no you guys skip</font> down<font color="#E5E5E5"> to that but if not I'm gonna put a</font> price point<font color="#E5E5E5"> of $19.99</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on this thing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">y'all should have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kept it right there so</font> I plugged it in here in the back and<font color="#E5E5E5"> now</font> I'm just<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna plug</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that in there so you</font> could<font color="#E5E5E5"> plug</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this to your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> computer or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">USB connection you could put this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font> your car<font color="#E5E5E5"> anywhere that you have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a USB</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or</font> a<font color="#E5E5E5"> wall plug I'm gonna plug it into the</font> wall<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see how powerful</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is and then</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> plug it into the USB to see</font> how powerful<font color="#E5E5E5"> it is is one gonna give me</font> more juice than<font color="#E5E5E5"> the other does that</font> matter <font color="#E5E5E5">I don't know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I haven't tried</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about to find out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this better not be a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">loud ass thing you it's cool it's cool</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mm-hmm it's not loud but it's not quiet</font> quiet<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm gonna turn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it off just in case</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> guys can't hear</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me so far</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm liking</font> what<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm seeing and what I'm feeling</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> my own professional at these as seen on television products<font color="#CCCCCC"> you guys know I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking professional</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> arctic air</font> cooler<font color="#E5E5E5"> as seen on television people a</font> tip<font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me the expert of trying out</font> hundreds of as seen on television products<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna be like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Shark Tank</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">right the price point has to come down I</font> thank you view<font color="#CCCCCC"> priced this at $19.99 you</font> guys would sell<font color="#E5E5E5"> seven trillion of these</font> because so far I'm liking it<font color="#E5E5E5"> I would</font> love it<font color="#E5E5E5"> at $19.99 at 39.99 expectations</font> are really high<font color="#CCCCCC"> and we got to be really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">critical because that's some</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> money from</font> one expert to you guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font> girl<font color="#E5E5E5"> in her house trying all this shit</font> out<font color="#E5E5E5"> just my opinion but if you brought</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> shit down I'm telling</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">y'all could pay me a little Commission</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and then you know y'all could still make</font> us go zillion dollars all right<font color="#E5E5E5"> one two</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">three</font> why<font color="#E5E5E5"> am i counting down I already turned</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it on let's just turn it on let me turn</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it off if we put warm water</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in here is</font> it gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be warm air a cold air it</font> should<font color="#CCCCCC"> be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cold air right which I'm</font> saying is it gonna take longer to give <font color="#E5E5E5">me a really cold air does it matter the</font> temperature<font color="#CCCCCC"> if</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the water that's the</font> question<font color="#CCCCCC"> why did I go around that whole</font> damn thing just<font color="#E5E5E5"> to ask that one question</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">one two three am i counting down no</font> water no nothing<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's on high I also</font> have my little<font color="#E5E5E5"> handy temperature pointer</font> gun let's see okay this<font color="#CCCCCC"> says 77</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I don't know you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys can see it 77.1</font> we're gonna go to the low setting<font color="#E5E5E5"> get</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> little breeze let's see oh wait I</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> noticed something</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> LEDs</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> only on one side</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh so the LEDs</font> on my OCD<font color="#E5E5E5"> is gonna I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can't I can't</font> OCD people are gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> have a fit it's got</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be equal on both sides we</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have to be</font> balanced you're gonna torment<font color="#E5E5E5"> me you only lit one</font> side do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you understand what kind of</font> torture<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for a person like myself</font> who has a slight OCD<font color="#E5E5E5"> everything's got to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">be in the same line</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and the same you see</font> what I'm saying<font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you got to fix that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's off balance life would be off</font> balance<font color="#CCCCCC"> if I had this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my room</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but some people don't give a shit about</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> you might like it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> so again the same little<font color="#CCCCCC"> area where</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">put</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your water is also where your little</font> LED<font color="#CCCCCC"> light is let's turn off the lights</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really quick so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that we can go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> through</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> different colors so you guys can see</font> what it looks like<font color="#CCCCCC"> so we have blue red</font> white teal purple yellow green<font color="#CCCCCC"> nothing</font> right off to dim<font color="#CCCCCC"> delight you just hold</font> it<font color="#CCCCCC"> for three seconds</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and it blinks at</font> you like that <font color="#CCCCCC">so that's low medium high</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay very cool</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now let's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pour in the</font> water<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the instructions I did not</font> notice anything<font color="#CCCCCC"> about the amount of</font> water<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I thought the tank would have</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little water line it does not so</font> we're just gonna just<font color="#E5E5E5"> whatever we're</font> just gonna pour in what we think this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">two cups</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> water is what I have in this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cup I'm gonna say that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about perfect</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay it's on low so it remembered that I</font> had it on<font color="#E5E5E5"> low before I turned it on it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doesn't automatically just turn it on</font> high<font color="#E5E5E5"> feels the same as before</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I put the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">water in let's put it on medium</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or it's</font> gonna jump too high oh nice<font color="#CCCCCC"> 63</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back end of this thing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">or the back grid</font> we're clocking what does<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">seventy seven point five in the front</font> now we're at 59 can you see that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think</font> this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> designed to just be pointed at</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">one person I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> believe it is made to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cool down an</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> entire room and I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're gonna get that for 39.99</font> so now I have connected<font color="#E5E5E5"> it via the USB</font> port<font color="#E5E5E5"> to my laptop which is right next</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> me to see if this thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> is just as powerful</font> with the<font color="#E5E5E5"> USB port connection okay ready</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> same thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> very nice</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so in the</font> infomercial<font color="#E5E5E5"> they took their blow-dryer</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they put it on the back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> grid of the unit</font> and then cold air was still blowing<font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font> the front of the unit<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna put it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">on high I will place the temperature of</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> blow-dryer on hot and on high</font> [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">they should not have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> done</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that in the</font> infomercial<font color="#CCCCCC"> Velvets in this thing they</font> should have<font color="#E5E5E5"> known people like me we're</font> gonna try that no it was<font color="#CCCCCC"> not as hot as</font> it was<font color="#E5E5E5"> coming out of the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> blow dryer what</font> was coming out<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that was not cold air</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was the app they shouldn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even</font> show<font color="#CCCCCC"> them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that in the infomercial</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> gonna leave the unit<font color="#E5E5E5"> running in my</font> office<font color="#CCCCCC"> for a little while to see if the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">temperature drops in here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I want to see</font> if<font color="#E5E5E5"> this thing is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> actually gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> make a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">difference in the entire room and not</font> just directly<font color="#E5E5E5"> pointing at me I don't</font> know this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is good to test with because</font> it hasn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> changed since we started</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> video<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't know why because this is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">brand new</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> piece of shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but I'm just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna leave</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it here</font> it might work<font color="#CCCCCC"> we'll check back in a</font> little<font color="#CCCCCC"> while all right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back the</font> temperature has dropped and I have not <font color="#E5E5E5">been gone that long and it has dropped</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">five degrees</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm noticing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> something here</font> the water level<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think I'm gonna have</font> to refill<font color="#E5E5E5"> really soon here the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Box</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> said</font> eight hours on low<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm not confident</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that this thing is gonna give you eight</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hours that I'm gonna call BS on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hmm so</font> much for the infomercial not over selling this product because of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">price point</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of the water levels</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> LED light</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is not on both</font> sides of this little cube it may not matter<font color="#E5E5E5"> to some people but it does matter</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know it's small and portable and</font> all that good<font color="#CCCCCC"> stuff but the reason they</font> say to leave it in a flat surface<font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> because there<font color="#E5E5E5"> are very</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> small holes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">underneath and the water can leak out</font> from underneath you guys look what [Applause] so if I move<font color="#E5E5E5"> this thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> water is gonna</font> leak out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of it</font> so I would not<font color="#E5E5E5"> move this thing if you</font> have it plugged in with<font color="#E5E5E5"> water I don't</font> understand why the bottom of this is open<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I'm gonna give the arctic air</font> one<font color="#CCCCCC"> vidiian head</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> number two you've</font> probably seen the infomercial<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you</font> haven't you need<font color="#CCCCCC"> to go check it out the</font> instructions<font color="#CCCCCC"> say that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you can cook</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">leftover food or frozen food so we do</font> have a<font color="#CCCCCC"> frozen pie that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna put in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to see if this thing bakes it up</font> perfectly crispy crumbly and<font color="#E5E5E5"> yummy all</font> in the microwave<font color="#CCCCCC"> I also have an egg that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we're gonna try</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to fry in here in the</font> microwave to see if that works <font color="#CCCCCC">and we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have some marshmallows now if</font> you've ever<font color="#E5E5E5"> cooked a marshmallow in the</font> microwave<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know that they expand and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that infomercial he made them perfectly</font> cooked marshmallows he said just as if you<font color="#CCCCCC"> cooked them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over an open fire for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">s'mores</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and my grilled</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cheese sandwich</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">now let</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me go get the pie out of the</font> freezer<font color="#CCCCCC"> do you see my little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pie it's</font> frozen<font color="#CCCCCC"> you think it's gonna cook</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hell no but it's done</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they have a pro</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cheese sandwich here in the back it will</font> heat up<font color="#E5E5E5"> to 400</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> degrees it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nonstick</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">let's find out what's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> really going on</font> here it comes with a little<font color="#CCCCCC"> knob</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">top what does it say there's a warning</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it says do not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put it in a microwave</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">word that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> turntable is not working be</font> careful because the pan will stay hot<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font> my<font color="#CCCCCC"> goodness metal</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how nice this is</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> impressed with the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> quality of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> this thing is 40 bucks</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> better</font> be<font color="#CCCCCC"> nice right has a little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> silicone</font> cover around<font color="#E5E5E5"> the outside it says never</font> submerge the pan<font color="#E5E5E5"> hand wash only it may</font> stop working<font color="#CCCCCC"> if water gets in to this</font> actual<font color="#E5E5E5"> pan down here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've got you let's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">take</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that sticker off frozen snacks</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you must preheat the pan</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> without the lid</font> for<font color="#CCCCCC"> two minutes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> place frozen food on the</font> pan and<font color="#CCCCCC"> cover</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with lid cook for two</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">minutes if food needs to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be flip flip it</font> using a spatula or<font color="#E5E5E5"> fork for an</font> additional two minutes<font color="#E5E5E5"> with the lid on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">if</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> additional time is needed</font> cook in intervals<font color="#CCCCCC"> of 30 seconds until</font> it's fully cooked<font color="#E5E5E5"> refrigerated leftovers</font> it just looks like the same instructions were repeated<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I'm gonna go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hand wash</font> this thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'll be right back and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">we're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna start</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cooking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up some stuff</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">so our first step is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be to</font> preheat this thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> till it's ready for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">me I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna start with the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">frozen pie</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm nervous okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> our frozen<font color="#E5E5E5"> pie I'm just gonna put it</font> there in<font color="#CCCCCC"> the center of that I'm gonna</font> cover it<font color="#CCCCCC"> now I'm gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go put it in the</font> microwave<font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two minutes</font> we're gonna take<font color="#E5E5E5"> it out I'm gonna take</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">peek we're gonna put it in for another</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">two minutes okay</font> not sure why this<font color="#E5E5E5"> thing makes me nervous</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">think it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as metal in the microwave</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">maybe it's not metal</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe it's aluminum</font> anything<font color="#E5E5E5"> metal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> II</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looking to me</font> scares me in the microwave<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was told</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> a no-no it's ready</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna go</font> take a peek and<font color="#CCCCCC"> then I'm gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> start the</font> microwave again<font color="#E5E5E5"> for another two</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> minutes</font> that was still pretty<font color="#CCCCCC"> much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> frozen</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font> let's see what another<font color="#E5E5E5"> two minute does</font> the little handles are not<font color="#E5E5E5"> too hot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here</font> we go<font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> still frozen</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whoo this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sizzling we're gonna put it back in</font> there<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's taking too long already</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> instructions on the<font color="#CCCCCC"> pie box</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> actually</font> said that it<font color="#E5E5E5"> only needed to be cooked</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">three to four minutes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on its own I</font> didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> even need this reheat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> czar</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">whatever the hell this thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is called</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so I'm not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sure why it's still not</font> finished<font color="#CCCCCC"> well we're gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put it back</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thirty seconds I don't know guys</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thirty seconds is up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I had to put it</font> back<font color="#E5E5E5"> in for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> another thirty seconds</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because it looks exactly the same as it</font> did when we<font color="#E5E5E5"> started</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 30 more seconds is</font> up<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is it after</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this 30 seconds</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if</font> it's not done<font color="#E5E5E5"> we're done it's already</font> been in there five minutes<font color="#CCCCCC"> my microwave</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is 1,100 watts</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">should have been ready by now my pie did</font> move around when I<font color="#CCCCCC"> took</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it out of the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">microwave so it might</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in a different</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">position now ready one two</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> three go No</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">frozen I mean it's getting there but I</font> could have<font color="#CCCCCC"> done this without this pan</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and it would have been the same amount</font> of time we're<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna say the pie was a</font> fail put it<font color="#E5E5E5"> here to the side and keep it</font> moving<font color="#CCCCCC"> let me just wipe this off</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> next is</font> nourish<font color="#E5E5E5"> mellows and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I got these cute</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">part marshmallows</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for Valentine's Day</font> they smell<font color="#CCCCCC"> like strawberries</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh so nice</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh yeah if you've ever put a damn</font> marshmallow in microwave you know they expand<font color="#E5E5E5"> that infomercial sure did look</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like those marshmallows didn't expand</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm just gonna put a few I'm not gonna</font> fill this whole thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> want<font color="#E5E5E5"> it to fall over the pan you're</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they're already melting I don't know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> can see that<font color="#CCCCCC"> right there but they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font> put the lid on<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna put them in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there for two minutes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> then</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna</font> see if we<font color="#E5E5E5"> have a giant now and ooh</font> marshmallows<font color="#CCCCCC"> this one should be an easy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I should</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have done marshmallows last</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because that's gonna be a damn sticky</font> mess on that thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to</font> clean<font color="#CCCCCC"> it well I should</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have thought this</font> through<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> excited</font> I love microwaved marshmallows<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">weird but I do I hope there's a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">beautiful surprise in here for us</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Frannie one two three go</font> I mean we need<font color="#E5E5E5"> to cook them a little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bit</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">more to get them nice and browned I</font> guess on top let's put them<font color="#E5E5E5"> in for</font> another<font color="#E5E5E5"> two minutes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're looking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">delicious in the infomercial they were</font> browned on top<font color="#E5E5E5"> and that's what I want</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">how long did that take you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know torches</font> here right now I'm starting<font color="#CCCCCC"> to question</font> this thing the marshmallows are not looking like<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> infomercial</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean</font> they're melting obviously they're<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">freaking microwave but they're not</font> browned<font color="#E5E5E5"> like s'mores marshmallows need</font> to be and like<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah damn in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> infomercial<font color="#CCCCCC"> two</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more minutes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're cut off because I'll just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> start a</font> damn fire outside<font color="#E5E5E5"> and put in the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">marshmallows to roast them that way if</font> this shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> ain't gonna work in four</font> minutes we'll see use of<font color="#E5E5E5"> this product if it's</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna do what it says they're</font> smelling<font color="#E5E5E5"> delicious though</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you guys ready</font> if you've never had a microwaved <font color="#E5E5E5">marshmallow you're missing out one two</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">three go</font> what the they burned<font color="#E5E5E5"> mail I'm just gonna</font> go off they burned<font color="#CCCCCC"> look it's nonstick</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's coming right off there is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> browning oh my god<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh my I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> need you turn</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">on my fan</font> I hope my fire alarm doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> start going</font> off what the<font color="#CCCCCC"> hell there's no browning on</font> top they<font color="#CCCCCC"> just burned from</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the bottom</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what a damn mess what is this you're</font> giving smells like strawberries burnt strawberries<font color="#CCCCCC"> damn it now I gotta go stop</font> recording<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I can go clean this for the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">next thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna try</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm very</font> disappointed<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys can see it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pretty</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> easy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to clean it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nonstick so</font> it was<font color="#E5E5E5"> just a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> little bit of warm water</font> with<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little gentle scrub with my brush</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> that marshmallow came right off the</font> reason they<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want you to submerge</font> it is because right<font color="#E5E5E5"> underneath the pan</font> itself there's a small little opening <font color="#CCCCCC">that they don't want you to get water</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font> so I was<font color="#CCCCCC"> very careful</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when I was washing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it to not get any water</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there so I only put water on the top to</font> not put any water underneath<font color="#E5E5E5"> it is now</font> back<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the microwave</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> preheating for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">another</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> minutes so that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> try<font color="#E5E5E5"> something really basic</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I have here</font> leftover<font color="#CCCCCC"> pizza and it's looking rough</font> cover it up<font color="#CCCCCC"> we'll put it in for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two</font> minutes<font color="#CCCCCC"> if that one fails I'm done</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font> not<font color="#CCCCCC"> done we still</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have two more things</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> try but are you ready for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this like I</font> have zero expectations now I feel nothing I'm numb<font color="#CCCCCC"> because this shit</font> hasn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> worked yeah one has worked</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> which</font> is a room-temperature<font color="#E5E5E5"> pizza let's try</font> our grilled cheese sandwich<font color="#E5E5E5"> now there</font> are<font color="#E5E5E5"> special instructions</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for the grilled</font> cheese sandwich so I'm gonna follow those because I want this<font color="#E5E5E5"> to work</font> butter both sides<font color="#E5E5E5"> preheat we just took</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it out of the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> microwave butter</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so one</font> side one<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay now this side</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">lid one minute</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thirty seconds in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> microwave<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't need a $40 pan</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> reheat<font color="#CCCCCC"> Pizza</font> I don't remember we're<font color="#CCCCCC"> just flipping it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">over</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that'll be crispy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here it is I'm not</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">even gonna count it down because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> letting me down let's flip it where's <font color="#E5E5E5">the grilled part of it where's the</font> crispy grilled cheese sandwich<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> kicks<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna put it in there for 30</font> more seconds<font color="#CCCCCC"> if it's not grilled on one</font> side after 30 more seconds<font color="#E5E5E5"> we're done</font> with this one<font color="#E5E5E5"> this is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it it is what it</font> is<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm done</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with the grilled cheese</font> sandwich the<font color="#E5E5E5"> cheese melted</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whoop-dee-doo</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dog it's</font> getting there<font color="#CCCCCC"> it would probably take</font> another<font color="#E5E5E5"> two minutes in that microwave</font> for this to really<font color="#E5E5E5"> grill up the way</font> they're promised now the cheese<font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> melted it's gonna melt<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> putting it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in the microwave bug in three minutes</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cheese is gonna melt the last thing</font> we're gonna try is this egg<font color="#CCCCCC"> if this</font> thing doesn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> work this is gonna be</font> pretty unbelievable<font color="#CCCCCC"> that this has only</font> worked for one item<font color="#CCCCCC"> so many people</font> asking<font color="#E5E5E5"> for this</font> starting to cook already<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I will stop</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> after</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one minute then</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it says it is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">still not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cooked to put it back into the</font> microwave<font color="#E5E5E5"> for 30 seconds</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shit if this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doesn't cook an egg</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that is you just</font> stop running<font color="#E5E5E5"> this commercial because an</font> egg should cook<font color="#E5E5E5"> period pretty</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">unbelievable</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm actually a little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shot</font> of all the fails<font color="#E5E5E5"> that we have had</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> not even giving<font color="#E5E5E5"> it credit for the pizza</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I can do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that in the microwave without</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that $40.00 pan no no no that's cooked</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but the rest of the egg is wrong unless</font> you like a runny<font color="#E5E5E5"> egg</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I guess is</font> partially cooked<font color="#E5E5E5"> get out of here</font> with this nonsense<font color="#CCCCCC"> you guys have seen I</font> followed all the<font color="#E5E5E5"> instructions I even</font> took out the<font color="#E5E5E5"> little booklet so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that I</font> can<font color="#E5E5E5"> follow it exactly how they're</font> telling me<font color="#E5E5E5"> to follow it I'm not even</font> gonna give the leftover pizza any kind <font color="#E5E5E5">of credit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because I could do that with a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">paper towel</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I'm gonna give this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Vivien head</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> number three spray</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">perfect spray on and because everything</font> in the universe is perfect<font color="#E5E5E5"> today that</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna be showing my nails and</font> painting<font color="#E5E5E5"> them on camera is the day that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">our bust</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my nail</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> five seconds before I</font> start filming<font color="#E5E5E5"> literally I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know if</font> you can see that this<font color="#E5E5E5"> may be graphic for</font> some<font color="#E5E5E5"> people to look away as I was</font> turning<font color="#E5E5E5"> on my lights and my cameras in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">my office</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> today</font> boom look at that<font color="#E5E5E5"> now it's like half</font> gone<font color="#CCCCCC"> so I'm gonna film</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like this you'll</font> know why I did<font color="#CCCCCC"> that I might not because</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> really don't care</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> today</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna</font> paint my nails with this beautiful <font color="#CCCCCC">spray-on racy</font> so it says<font color="#E5E5E5"> racy red</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> color so you're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">probably thinking well how the hell does</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that spray on nail polish work</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know</font> that you're thinking<font color="#E5E5E5"> that so you're</font> gonna spray<font color="#E5E5E5"> your nails and it's gonna go</font> all over<font color="#E5E5E5"> the place isn't it the secret</font> is that you can remove all of the nail <font color="#E5E5E5">polish that is not on your nails and is</font> on your<font color="#CCCCCC"> skin by dipping your hand</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or</font> washing your<font color="#E5E5E5"> hands in water</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so that's</font> why I have my<font color="#CCCCCC"> bowl here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so that once we</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">spray my nails and they look beautiful</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm just gonna dip them in here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wash</font> off anything<font color="#E5E5E5"> that is not on my nails</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> better<font color="#E5E5E5"> be that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> easy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because that's the</font> secret<font color="#E5E5E5"> plus they're selling you and nail</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">polish in a spray bottle</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> which is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pretty</font> damn cool<font color="#CCCCCC"> I hope</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it dries fast</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> too I</font> don't know if it<font color="#E5E5E5"> does</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this should</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">be an easy video right all we're gonna</font> do is<font color="#E5E5E5"> shake this guy spray it wash my</font> hands<font color="#E5E5E5"> off do this and then BAM manicure</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are you guys ready for this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fantastical show that is about to happen</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it says apply</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a base coat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> already have</font> a clear base coat<font color="#E5E5E5"> shake the can spray</font> polish<font color="#E5E5E5"> on nails</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> four</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> inches to six</font> inches<font color="#CCCCCC"> away</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> allow to air dry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for three</font> minutes<font color="#CCCCCC"> do not dry by</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> blowing on it says</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dude it says don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do that do not dry by</font> blowing on the spray perfect nail why everybody's<font color="#E5E5E5"> s out like that right if</font> you've done your nails<font color="#CCCCCC"> you've done that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't lie apply top coat allow to dry</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for another</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two minutes</font> your nails<font color="#E5E5E5"> must be clean and free of</font> lotion<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't have any lotion</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font> that's it<font color="#E5E5E5"> pretty easy you guys know I</font> have<font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 40 items that I have to go</font> through<font color="#E5E5E5"> because when I see something</font> cool<font color="#E5E5E5"> I buy it I have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> problem we really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">got to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> talk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about the prom</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> laughs buying</font> all this shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh well</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay well they</font> want to make<font color="#CCCCCC"> sure nobody can get in here</font> you're gonna bust<font color="#E5E5E5"> your nails trying to</font> get in<font color="#E5E5E5"> well how the hell very good very</font> good<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay come on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> take it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all off am I gonna get high in my office</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">spraying this shit in here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like nail</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">polish duh that's what it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is I was gonna</font> hide my<font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nail but I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay wait I</font> want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to put a napkin down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because I</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to ruin my desk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right so</font> I got a little<font color="#E5E5E5"> napkin here to protect us</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> should be pretty easy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sprayed on like that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Shh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we're</font> gonna do two coats<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay so we'll go</font> and then we're<font color="#E5E5E5"> dipping it into water and</font> see<font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happened here we go</font> this better<font color="#E5E5E5"> work because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">be driving</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> around</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> town looking crazy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with a hand with nail polish all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> over it</font> people are gonna think I'm nuts<font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> should do one nail<font color="#CCCCCC"> at a time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> instead of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">point</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shhh right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe I should go</font> one minute<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm that's smarter until I</font> get the hang of it<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then I can drag</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's less waste as well</font> look nice<font color="#CCCCCC"> boo that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a nice color</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font> like glitter in it<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wait</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font> do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you get the sides</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Missy I sure am</font> wasting a lot of<font color="#E5E5E5"> nail polish</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh my god I</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> working guys oh oh</font> nail number two<font color="#E5E5E5"> what if I accidentally</font> put too much on one finger<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh she likes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh that one's too hard</font> that one's got like six layers on it <font color="#E5E5E5">accidentally</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh this is my jacked-up</font> nail<font color="#E5E5E5"> should we do it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah let's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just do</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> for fun so this is where we're at</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">could you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> imagine if I went to Walmart</font> like this<font color="#E5E5E5"> what are people gonna think</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ma'am you drew outside the lines</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I am</font> gonna go<font color="#CCCCCC"> to Walmart like this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like her I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just got my nails done what do you think</font> I paid her extra for this maybe I should just spray<font color="#CCCCCC"> it like that and it has</font> glitter<font color="#E5E5E5"> I absolutely love the color</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hands</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh my they're not my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hands these are fingers these are all my</font> fingers<font color="#E5E5E5"> are done so before and after</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I've heard nice okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna do my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">second hand because I have a feeling</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that this shitting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's we're just gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">try it with the one hand I am gonna put</font> a second coat<font color="#E5E5E5"> on but I'm going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fold</font> this<font color="#CCCCCC"> in half</font> because I want to make sure<font color="#E5E5E5"> we get a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">good layer of color</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay are you guys</font> ready<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm high well I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't need</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">know how many applications</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is this good</font> for<font color="#CCCCCC"> do you see why you shouldn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do this</font> Shh<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna waste too</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's been a few</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> minutes</font> let's go again ooh<font color="#CCCCCC"> ooh what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">happened it blew the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> color right off</font> that guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> what's happened what's going on</font> here here we go<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're getting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no yeah we got</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it back I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't know what I guess you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gotta keep shaking it the whole time</font> okay great<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh my god this shit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">better come off I look like a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">five-year-old just painting my nails my</font> beautiful manicure<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay so here we go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ready 1 2 3 oh wait look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dawn it</font> came<font color="#CCCCCC"> off right up at the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bottom</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> hands<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh yeah I think you got</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a rub it</font> see<font color="#CCCCCC"> but if I rub the nail is they gonna</font> come off the nail<font color="#CCCCCC"> -</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no just look I mean</font> it's not impressive<font color="#CCCCCC"> is it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna stain my</font> skin though<font color="#E5E5E5"> the nail polish can come off</font> but if it<font color="#CCCCCC"> stain my skin it's stained</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wait maybe we</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gotta rub hard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you gotta</font> rub hard to get<font color="#CCCCCC"> this shit off okay there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is a little bit of nail polish on there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">let me get the paper towel gonna wipe it</font> off oh it's wiping it off look guys yeah <font color="#CCCCCC">I swiping it off my hands but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's also</font> wiping it off<font color="#E5E5E5"> your nail polish look off</font> my nails I mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna do it again</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> quick because you're supposed to</font> spray it<font color="#CCCCCC"> put the top coat on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dry</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">then wash off your hands the secret is</font> shaking it - okay <font color="#E5E5E5">okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I got him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> again</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> God oh dude I'm</font> high<font color="#E5E5E5"> we're high it's high I'm high</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we're</font> all high okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> you let that dry for a</font> minute don't blow it it's that don't blow<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> like the color<font color="#E5E5E5"> so much wasted nail</font> polish this is kind<font color="#CCCCCC"> of stupid</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> huh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Kanna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">stupid but it gets all in there</font> I guess they know all the<font color="#E5E5E5"> crevices looks</font> good<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's put that top coat on give me</font> doing my nails for<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let's put it on</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> one first</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> why is it doing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> it's like soaking it up the color is nice<font color="#E5E5E5"> you see how it was like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a matte</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">color until you put on the top coat and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">then it turns into a really nice glossy</font> color look at that very nice<font color="#CCCCCC"> I like that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">i'ma say no girl your friends are gonna</font> look at<font color="#E5E5E5"> your nails and go did your</font> five-year-old do your nails today <font color="#E5E5E5">because what the fuck you guys cannot</font> see there is like layers and the<font color="#CCCCCC"> color</font> is looking rough<font color="#CCCCCC"> it looks all clumpy now</font> no no no if this stuff stains one else <font color="#E5E5E5">it's gonna stain my nails it's a color</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> mean no I don't want<font color="#E5E5E5"> it to stain my</font> nails<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I'm saying if this stuff</font> stains my skin<font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">moneyline we're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna have a problem</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's horrible okay that is dry it dries</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">really fast but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's lumpy especially on</font> this nail let's wash our hands again <font color="#E5E5E5">okay in the water they go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it does come</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">off your skin the problem is though</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> I think<font color="#CCCCCC"> it stains your skin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so the idea</font> is pretty<font color="#CCCCCC"> cool</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right and it kind of</font> works<font color="#E5E5E5"> but it kind of doesn't and more</font> than<font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of doesn't maybe for a</font> teenager<font color="#E5E5E5"> this would be cute to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kind of</font> play with<font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe if your daughter is like</font> playing<font color="#E5E5E5"> with nail polish</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for the first</font> time <font color="#E5E5E5">ooh now look at my bowl has all that</font> nail<font color="#E5E5E5"> polish in there when you have to</font> throw away<font color="#E5E5E5"> my bowl</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> No</font> guys<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> old-school nail</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> polish</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and just go that route</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so there we go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">from this far</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> away</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> from the camera</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> my hand<font color="#E5E5E5"> it doesn't look half bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font> when you look at<font color="#E5E5E5"> it like this people are</font> gonna<font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that you did your nails and</font> then you stuck your hand<font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like sand</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah and it's already peeling</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> off there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">look see it I literally wiped it off</font> with<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so maybe for your kids to play</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">with but not for grown-ass woman who has</font> to go<font color="#E5E5E5"> to work and pay bills</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> girl you are</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> outside looking like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> I thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> for kicks</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we could take</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it off with some nail polish remover</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> see if it just<font color="#E5E5E5"> comes right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> off</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">every other nail polish in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the world</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay I mean it's just nail polish in a</font> can<font color="#E5E5E5"> literally it's just clumpy and I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't think I would</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> use this I think</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this is more like a toy for a kid not</font> fur<font color="#E5E5E5"> grown-ass women or men you want</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> paint their nails<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is gonna take me</font> some<font color="#E5E5E5"> time to completely take off all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">right guys this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was a big fat fail</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> wonder I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't see it in the stores</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> very</font> much<font color="#CCCCCC"> so I'm gonna give this guy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 1</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">vidiian head</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> number for easy makeup</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">glasses</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 3 times magnification</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> glasses</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> think it even<font color="#E5E5E5"> has a light on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> having a hard time putting on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your eye makeup</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> claim</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to help</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> that just give<font color="#E5E5E5"> it a try</font> you might look a<font color="#CCCCCC"> little crazy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but if</font> they help<font color="#E5E5E5"> you from what I'm seeing in</font> this picture<font color="#CCCCCC"> this poor little lady is</font> putting on her eye shadow<font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one eye so</font> the lens<font color="#E5E5E5"> just flips over to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this side</font> does<font color="#E5E5E5"> that make sense</font> it's gonna make<font color="#E5E5E5"> sense in one second when</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> opened it I wouldn't necessarily need</font> this product<font color="#E5E5E5"> because I don't need</font> anything magnified I prefer things not to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be magnified but if you do this</font> product<font color="#CCCCCC"> might be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> let's see what</font> we get<font color="#E5E5E5"> in this guy I'm not really sure</font> how new<font color="#CCCCCC"> or old this product is ok</font> and get our little instructions<font color="#CCCCCC"> looks a</font> pretty basic <font color="#CCCCCC">I think it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> comes with batteries</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there it</font> is<font color="#E5E5E5"> see you're gonna look crazy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz</font> there's only one lens I think that's the crazy<font color="#CCCCCC"> part of it you have your on and</font> off switch<font color="#CCCCCC"> right there on each side why</font> would you not turn<font color="#E5E5E5"> both sides on why</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">would you just do one side hmm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh hell no oh what the hell is this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind</font> of nonsense<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh and then you got to flip</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it like this look okay right there this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is how I would use it because it's too</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">much this is three</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> times magnification</font> and you're gonna get a headache cuz this eyes like what the fuck is <font color="#CCCCCC">happening here and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then this eyes like</font> oh my god I don't want to<font color="#E5E5E5"> see everything</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> close and personal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't but</font> it's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of craziness here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I got</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> get the thumbnail we can do like a</font> lens crafters commercial<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> it makes it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> worse there's no way</font> you're gonna get your eyeliner<font color="#CCCCCC"> right</font> I see craziness here<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one little</font> tab off<font color="#E5E5E5"> for the batteries okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so one</font> light is on do you see it there<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm kind</font> of covering it<font color="#E5E5E5"> up can you see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it right</font> there <font color="#E5E5E5">okay let's just turn it on wait this one</font> doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> work only one side is working</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font> maybe the<font color="#E5E5E5"> batteries wasted shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well</font> that sucks I can only test<font color="#E5E5E5"> one side look</font> at<font color="#E5E5E5"> the face of my watch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that girl</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's me yes yeah donate</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> her she</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ate</font> let's see what it<font color="#E5E5E5"> looks like with the</font> light<font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but oh as I doing it backwards</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">how do they go do they go like no they</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> go like I was gonna say do they go</font> like this<font color="#E5E5E5"> now that's upside down why is</font> the light at<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bottom that's weird</font> maybe I<font color="#E5E5E5"> gotta flip the light or</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">something let me see</font> easy makeup glasses<font color="#E5E5E5"> even my not to see</font> every detail<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh you do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what okay silly</font> girl look<font color="#E5E5E5"> at the instructions look the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">little light thing comes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> down like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> flip it up okay that makes sense</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">now so this light over here</font> is jacked<font color="#CCCCCC"> so I mean there's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> GP lenses I</font> mean what do you want so only one lens is gonna be working <font color="#CCCCCC">let's see</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh wait three times</font> magnification<font color="#E5E5E5"> there perfect</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> looks like</font> an eyebrow<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's see if I was plucking</font> my eyebrows I don't get it we read the <font color="#E5E5E5">instructions because I'm really confused</font> god<font color="#CCCCCC"> damnit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay well guys let</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me take</font> this shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> off hold</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there's no</font> instructions it's just telling<font color="#E5E5E5"> me what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everything is so I'm assuming that the</font> magnifying glass should go on the eye that you're not putting makeup on<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I mean this is my little light is on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this side then I need</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put my</font> magnifying<font color="#CCCCCC"> glass on this side because I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">want to put makeup on this eyeball</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> this eye I can't see<font color="#E5E5E5"> nothing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> look</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like a teacher</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I see I get nothing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nada</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">give me one second</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let me go get a</font> better mirror<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright I'm back with my</font> daughter's mirror<font color="#CCCCCC"> I spelled it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so I can</font> use<font color="#CCCCCC"> it for the video where</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is my glasses</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the thing is that I'm right-handed and I</font> want to<font color="#E5E5E5"> keep doing this eyeball but I</font> don't have a light<font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe I don't need</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> light this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is not this sucks bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> let's</font> do this sign maybe I'll feel more comfortable if I do this let's see<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if I close my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> eyes like this I can't see</font> shit out of this<font color="#E5E5E5"> lens</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nothing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I opened this eye I can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see perfectly</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">obviously because there's not lens here</font> it's not magnifying<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's not nothing</font> it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just in my way</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's not helping me</font> so so<font color="#E5E5E5"> far it's a fail and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a fail I'd</font> rather just put<font color="#E5E5E5"> the mirror up close like</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that to my face see hand held</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> three</font> times magnifying I just made mom you <font color="#CCCCCC">don't need those damn glasses</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they don't</font> work they<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't magnify anything</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> be<font color="#E5E5E5"> fooled</font> watch I wonder<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you guys</font> see you<font color="#CCCCCC"> probably can't see</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe they</font> are magnify you something yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> wait</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> doesn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> work like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah if I do</font> this you can see it magnifying<font color="#E5E5E5"> like that</font> kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of maybe if I hold it like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> I'm looking<font color="#E5E5E5"> through here then yes it is</font> magnifying that<font color="#E5E5E5"> but if I have these on</font> and I have that guy like that<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I</font> close this<font color="#CCCCCC"> I boot I know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the other one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">this one closed this way I can't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see</font> shit let me just make<font color="#E5E5E5"> sure it's not me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> these don't work at all<font color="#CCCCCC"> total junk total</font> piece of crap<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't be a sucker and buy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">these oh yeah if you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna put your</font> makeup on like this<font color="#CCCCCC"> literally</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like a</font> magnifying<font color="#E5E5E5"> glass</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> then hey knock yourself</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">out say look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> three times magnification</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh yeah it magnifies</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wonderful but</font> that's not what<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're trying to use</font> these<font color="#E5E5E5"> for you're trying to put something</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">on your damn face</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and these are not</font> magnifying my face it's too close<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> your eyeball<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's what it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> imagine</font> holding<font color="#E5E5E5"> a magnifying</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> glass</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like your</font> eyeball<font color="#E5E5E5"> like that that's what this feels</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so you can't see anything</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's just</font> distorted<font color="#CCCCCC"> it looks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like you have blurry</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">vision now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> total fail I can't say I'm</font> surprised<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm gonna give these I didn't</font> get to put my<font color="#E5E5E5"> makeup on for you guys</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this one was like junk from the get so</font> I'm gonna give this guy<font color="#CCCCCC"> one vivianne</font> head number<font color="#CCCCCC"> 5 roto clipper when I picked</font> this guy up at the store<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know what I</font> thought it was I thought<font color="#CCCCCC"> it was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like a clipper that you put it on and it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just clips your nails like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> clip cut clip</font> cut clip cut this is a rotating filer that you have to go like<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Shh I just watched the infomercial so</font> it's not clipping<font color="#E5E5E5"> its filing maybe we</font> should<font color="#E5E5E5"> change the name not call it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">clippers</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> roto filer that's what you</font> should<font color="#CCCCCC"> have called this thing because I</font> was<font color="#CCCCCC"> confused trim and file</font> your nails and your feet no mm-hmm<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">makes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sense</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we get it this thing</font> says<font color="#CCCCCC"> it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> battery-operated it needs two</font> double A batteries<font color="#E5E5E5"> gives and nails a</font> smooth and<font color="#CCCCCC"> even finish built-in light</font> for precise<font color="#CCCCCC"> trimming</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> check out the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">before and after what do you guys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">leave</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my nails you probably you might</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not be able to see them on camera</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there yeah dude I haven't fixed them in</font> a<font color="#E5E5E5"> minute so I took this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> opportunity to</font> go you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> what don't file them do it</font> on camera<font color="#E5E5E5"> for my folks so let's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> open</font> this guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> and see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what we have</font> I see a little<font color="#E5E5E5"> picture here it also</font> comes<font color="#CCCCCC"> with a cleaning brush it almost</font> reminds me<font color="#E5E5E5"> of like an electric shaver</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know has it has like the little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">brush to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> brush up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the little hairs</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">someone in one of my video said I just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cringe when she pulls out those scissors</font> why doesn't she have<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cutting what is</font> it called<font color="#E5E5E5"> a box cutter</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it ain't nowhere else is my house who</font> does have scissors<font color="#E5E5E5"> bust out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with a box</font> cutter<font color="#E5E5E5"> in their house I mean I'm a</font> normal girl<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm no damn box cutter</font> inside<font color="#E5E5E5"> house</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> works I'm coming in the</font> garage I just<font color="#CCCCCC"> cut it with my scissors</font> there's nothing wrong<font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that that's</font> what these are<font color="#CCCCCC"> for oh my gosh here is</font> what it looks<font color="#CCCCCC"> like it is tiny look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font> small that is tiny huh we have a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little light on it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here is our warning message let's read</font> it together <font color="#CCCCCC">soak your nails for 30 seconds</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but in</font> the infomercial<font color="#E5E5E5"> is sad that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you only had</font> to soak your<font color="#E5E5E5"> nails if your nails were</font> like really<font color="#E5E5E5"> thick and rough is that the</font> right word<font color="#E5E5E5"> rough thick</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yep</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thick guys</font> nails<font color="#E5E5E5"> you should soak them for 30</font> seconds<font color="#E5E5E5"> before use or you should use it</font> directly<font color="#E5E5E5"> after</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you bathe so your nails</font> are I<font color="#E5E5E5"> guess a little softer don't take</font> my<font color="#E5E5E5"> word for it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> go watch the infomercial</font> or <font color="#E5E5E5">read your own damn instructions my nails</font> are thinner they're not thick<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I don't</font> need<font color="#E5E5E5"> to soak them I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're</font> gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> try it without soaking first the</font> second bullet point<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the reed here</font> first yellow sticker says that when you're using it<font color="#CCCCCC"> you should use it like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">shhh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay around</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and around like this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Shh okay I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know why</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what if I</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> want a round nail what if I want</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to like a nail like that you know at the</font> salon there's different<font color="#CCCCCC"> options for your</font> nails<font color="#CCCCCC"> sometimes you don't want a round</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">now sometimes you want a different now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> know why there are scratches on</font> this thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> like it's been used that</font> would freak me<font color="#E5E5E5"> the hell out you know</font> better not<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what it looks like</font> from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> inside but they've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gypped me</font> where's<font color="#E5E5E5"> my little cleaner brush</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hello I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wanted that I was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> excited about that cuz</font> I want to clean<font color="#CCCCCC"> it off like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that maybe</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's in here let's see this is where the</font> battery goes I assume yes there's no brush<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's right there</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> see</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> get you a little brush<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then you</font> brush off<font color="#CCCCCC"> your nails brush brush brush</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and I imagine that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you could open this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and then clean the inside</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I wonder how</font> long<font color="#E5E5E5"> this lasts</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when do you replace</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> if it lasts forever</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't think</font> so nothing lasts forever<font color="#E5E5E5"> right put that</font> back bottom<font color="#E5E5E5"> lid okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it was on that</font> sounds very violent what if it cuts<font color="#E5E5E5"> too much nail okay I'm</font> nervous<font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe have a low medium and high</font> setting<font color="#CCCCCC"> for us</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> scaredy-cats that feel</font> like this is<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna eat our finger up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">when we put</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it in here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so this is what</font> it looks like<font color="#E5E5E5"> how cute is this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> right<font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the palm of your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hand it feels</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really nice</font> okay let's start trimming some nails<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font> my go trim<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh wait unless they could forget</font> the instructions<font color="#CCCCCC"> because there's two</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">different modes there's a trimming mode</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's a filing mode so when</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> hold it<font color="#CCCCCC"> like this you are trimming</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> that's what it says<font color="#E5E5E5"> there power button</font> down<font color="#CCCCCC"> you are filing so when you have it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're filing when you have it</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> this you're trimming let's turn it</font> on<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I can scare the hell out of myself</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">again</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> early</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so you can't do this like a</font> night when your husband's sleeping<font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font> you're bored as hell<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like I'm not</font> ready<font color="#CCCCCC"> to go to bed I'll watch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> TV and I'm</font> off<font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> nails</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck it wake up man wake</font> up it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 10 o'clock who goes to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sleep at 10</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> o'clock</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nobody nobody in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this house okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I wish there was a low</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">medium high who do I talk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> who can I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">submit that request to because just</font> straight up<font color="#E5E5E5"> on is scary as fuck I'm</font> scared this thing than gold eat my nail aren't you<font color="#E5E5E5"> scared</font> no<font color="#CCCCCC"> because you're not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> using it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm the</font> guinea pig we're gonna trim<font color="#CCCCCC"> it first</font> remember<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be like</font> [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">okay I was gonna</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> say my nails</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> um my</font> nails uneven but I think it was uneven when we started<font color="#CCCCCC"> I told you my nails are</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Jack right now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay it's kind of working</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay it's still uneven</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> those are just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> skills<font color="#E5E5E5"> that we are judging</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there because</font> it's trimming it now let's let's try file<font color="#CCCCCC"> power</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> button down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for the file Oh</font> No oh my god that totally<font color="#CCCCCC"> just ate my</font> nail up the file<font color="#CCCCCC"> side</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is worse than the</font> trim side<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's do this metal nail okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">look how long</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is everybody pay</font> attention<font color="#CCCCCC"> so we're gonna start</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> trimming<font color="#E5E5E5"> it okay one two three go</font> my guess is trimmed the trimming side <font color="#E5E5E5">doesn't take off as much</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as the file</font> side<font color="#E5E5E5"> makes no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sense shouldn't be</font> backwards<font color="#E5E5E5"> the trim should be taking off</font> more<font color="#E5E5E5"> than the file</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't know but that</font> file side<font color="#E5E5E5"> o is the scary side</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't be</font> watching no damn<font color="#CCCCCC"> TV like I just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">suggested and then be trying to do this</font> if you're watching<font color="#E5E5E5"> TV and you're not</font> paying attention<font color="#E5E5E5"> you have no nail no</font> finger I'm gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be a nub at the end</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because you'd be like what don't do that</font> [Music] look at my nail<font color="#CCCCCC"> do you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys see that</font> look<font color="#E5E5E5"> it totally just took off one side</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">let me do it up here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it'll be</font> different<font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looking at it really</font> close up<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay let's try the file again</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh no that nail is gone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> look at it do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guys remember what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I started with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you had a little bit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of a nail now it's</font> like right on<font color="#CCCCCC"> the skin if you own one of</font> these<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you love</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it please</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> share with</font> us in the comments if you<font color="#E5E5E5"> do use</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it you</font> need to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font> mmm-hmm<font color="#CCCCCC"> eyeballing that shit the whole</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want a nub</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at the end cuz</font> you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin nosy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> watching</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> TV</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looking</font> at the iPad and then zip<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not saying</font> that's gonna happen<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just saying</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">could it happen I don't know I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">want to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> person to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> find out let's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">open it and see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> much</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of my nail</font> powder right<font color="#E5E5E5"> is in there is it powder or</font> just my nail<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't know let's see</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh</font> look at<font color="#E5E5E5"> all my clippings does trim and</font> it does what it<font color="#CCCCCC"> says a girl but I'm</font> scared<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm sorry</font> this hot<font color="#CCCCCC"> mm-hmm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm not using this again</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like my nails were already jacked up</font> another<font color="#CCCCCC"> REO</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> jacta</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I wouldn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> use this on</font> my feet I'm scared<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's too far</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> away</font> from my face meaning<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's too far</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> away</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me to keep</font> a good close eye on it you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what I'm</font> saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> like I'm saying you use this like</font> right<font color="#E5E5E5"> here you know exactly how close it</font> is to<font color="#CCCCCC"> your skin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> way on your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feet</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I don't know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know I don't know</font> about this<font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is I think this is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time I use a product that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> was like<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay we're gonna throw this</font> away<font color="#CCCCCC"> because I am not about to cut</font> myself<font color="#E5E5E5"> just to use this damn electric</font> trimmer<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's very</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well made</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> too damn</font> powerful<font color="#E5E5E5"> I like the little light</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to give you some positives here</font> it needs<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have a low medium and high</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">setting it needs to have a warning</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">not use on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> children and it needs to have</font> a warning<font color="#E5E5E5"> to not use on your feet</font> those are just<font color="#CCCCCC"> my opinions</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on how we can</font> improve<font color="#CCCCCC"> this product</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> till then we're</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna put it to the side and just</font> say fuck it that was one<font color="#E5E5E5"> of those</font> products that<font color="#E5E5E5"> we just we can't do it I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not about to die to show you guys how to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">use something like this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I mean that's</font> dramatic<font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm just saying you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what I'm saying</font> and it told<font color="#E5E5E5"> me to soak</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my nails</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> imagine</font> if I had soaked him again they were pretty<font color="#E5E5E5"> soft because I took a</font> shower<font color="#CCCCCC"> like 30 minutes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ago</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> today</font> Satan<font color="#E5E5E5"> not today</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you ain't about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to come</font> a nails off<font color="#E5E5E5"> not like that like a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dragon</font> and shit no um get out of<font color="#CCCCCC"> here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not worth it so I'm</font> gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> give this guy one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">vivianne head number 6p Aquos</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> static here<font color="#E5E5E5"> dry skin there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there's just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">enough moisture anywhere so the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Aqua</font> stone has<font color="#CCCCCC"> been around for quite some</font> time<font color="#CCCCCC"> but I was excited</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to get my hands</font> on it<font color="#E5E5E5"> why because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is a silent</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">humidifier</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the unique</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> still</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's theater</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that radiates water</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> easily become a</font> room<font color="#E5E5E5"> um</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> inner fire no electricity</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> batteries<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't know how the hell</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> works<font color="#CCCCCC"> magic all you do this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little guy</font> is<font color="#E5E5E5"> put some water in it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and it</font> humidifies<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't know how much space</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is going to humidify there's</font> nothing pumping<font color="#E5E5E5"> nothing this thing is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">itty-bitty it's a stone</font> I don't know<font color="#E5E5E5"> that was another reason I</font> picked<font color="#E5E5E5"> it up because I thought what is</font> this mysterious stone all about<font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> electricity<font color="#E5E5E5"> no batteries</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how is it</font> working<font color="#CCCCCC"> how is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it creating humidity how</font> is it humidifying<font color="#E5E5E5"> just with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the stone in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the middle good sacred is the forest</font> clay that absorbs water and<font color="#E5E5E5"> it releases</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just the right amount of moisture</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> into</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> air using natural evaporation</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> based</font> on the infomercial it looks like they have two sizes<font color="#CCCCCC"> I have no idea if I got</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the smaller or the larger one this is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just it so if you know let me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know in</font> the comments<font color="#CCCCCC"> down below this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is what I</font> was<font color="#CCCCCC"> able</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to get my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hands on this size</font> there might be a bigger one out there there might be a smaller one<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not</font> sure<font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't tell by just watching the</font> infomercial if I got maybe the boss<font color="#CCCCCC"> will</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">say</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how about you read the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Box</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> doesn't say just<font color="#CCCCCC"> fill it with water and</font> it starts to work<font color="#CCCCCC"> instantly</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the elegant</font> natural room humidifier<font color="#CCCCCC"> all natural</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">decorative stone humidifier</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like always</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the infomercial was a little extra the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ladies like my throat's dry nose dry my</font> mouth<font color="#CCCCCC"> too dry my life is dry and she</font> needs talking her husband about<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'll</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know about the stone helping you</font> with<font color="#E5E5E5"> all those</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> situations I mean I may</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have added a couple of those but I'm</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> saying if your mouth is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dry and</font> your<font color="#E5E5E5"> throat is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dry on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your nose is dry</font> all kind of things might be dry let's change the subject<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know sometimes I</font> just<font color="#CCCCCC"> take a sharp left</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">going straight we're talking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about stone</font> humidifiers and<font color="#E5E5E5"> humidifying your life</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just love I just got like this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bam</font> bam<font color="#E5E5E5"> sharp</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> left</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Vivian where are you going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> give back</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> how I feel sometimes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stay on the</font> Aqua<font color="#E5E5E5"> stone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lane don't take don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> take a</font> sharp<font color="#E5E5E5"> turn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> where are you going</font> bring<font color="#E5E5E5"> it back Jesus static and dry skin</font> I heard humidifiers were good for anti-aging<font color="#E5E5E5"> because they keep her skin</font> nice and<font color="#E5E5E5"> plump and doughy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is it doe your</font> dewy<font color="#E5E5E5"> is that a word</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't remember</font> but both<font color="#CCCCCC"> doughy might not be cute</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font> you want to<font color="#E5E5E5"> have that soft dough texture</font> to your skin<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah eat you up mm-hmm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ha ha ha</font> let's keep moving no batteries required and no electricity requires completely silent<font color="#CCCCCC"> see that's how they get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you you</font> don't know if it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> working because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> silent<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you can't say hey I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hear this thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz they're gonna go</font> ma'am<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's silent and you just gotta you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just gotta</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let them win you just got</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> go<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright I guess it works we don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know it says it will humidify any room</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that was one of my questions</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">little bitty thing is gonna humidify any</font> room<font color="#E5E5E5"> what if I have a big old media room</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what if I have like that big what about</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> what are we doing any room any room</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">means any room and you know I'm gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">try it with the most ridiculous damn</font> room<font color="#CCCCCC"> I can find</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the house so right</font> now we're<font color="#CCCCCC"> in my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> office we're gonna try</font> it in here for now how does<font color="#E5E5E5"> this magical</font> stone work well all you do is pour some water in it<font color="#CCCCCC"> which I have here and then</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> starts working like magic I'm just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">saying like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what kind of witchcraft is</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> shit I'm throwing this out after</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm done I'm not playing with that shit</font> my mom raised me to be scary<font color="#CCCCCC"> SH and this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thing is green food coloring because</font> they also use<font color="#CCCCCC"> it in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the infomercial to</font> show you how quickly the stone sucks up the<font color="#CCCCCC"> water and starts working</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> absorbs so</font> we're gonna try that<font color="#E5E5E5"> let me tell you now</font> if my stone is stained<font color="#E5E5E5"> after because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> sucked up this dumb green food coloring and I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't have this beautiful</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pearl</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">stone humidifier we're gonna have a</font> serious<font color="#CCCCCC"> problem</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want mine to</font> look like a<font color="#E5E5E5"> beautiful pearl</font> on my table<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't want it to look like</font> it like I picked up some algae<font color="#E5E5E5"> pearl</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">from the beach and brought it home</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's not a cute look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I want mine to be</font> pearly white you know I tested everything<font color="#CCCCCC"> well not</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">everything but a lot of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the stuff</font> especially the<font color="#CCCCCC"> redonkulous stuff what do</font> we got here<font color="#CCCCCC"> there you go you get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> some</font> diamond<font color="#E5E5E5"> offers here the instructions</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fill black ceramic bowl</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">three-fourths of the way to the top</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> cool tap water place white stone dome inside<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bowl with the opening face</font> down and allow it to<font color="#CCCCCC"> absorb water place</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the stone on a stable</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> surface and check</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">daily if more water is needed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pretty easy pretty basic</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a lot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of people</font> mentioned<font color="#E5E5E5"> with these</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> humidifiers</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fungal</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">eye</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are growing out of them so is this</font> gonna grow some<font color="#E5E5E5"> fungal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> iya</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what I</font> want to know<font color="#CCCCCC"> not intended you know</font> sometimes I have<font color="#E5E5E5"> to put these</font> disclaimers<font color="#CCCCCC"> and you think they're silly</font> but they're<font color="#CCCCCC"> putting them cuz I'm dum-dum</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thought fuck it this is a cereal bowl</font> now now you can't<font color="#CCCCCC"> use that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bowl</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font> cereal<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just for this the</font> disclaimer is not intended for food consumption<font color="#E5E5E5"> or food storage they should</font> have put<font color="#CCCCCC"> dum-dum can we use it for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a dog</font> bowl oh that's probably<font color="#E5E5E5"> do maybe maybe</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> to take it out like this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so much</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">packaging for this little product</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mm-hmm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I got like the mini really y'all</font> gave me like a pearl<font color="#CCCCCC"> size fucking stone</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what is this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I paid</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for at least a</font> medium<font color="#E5E5E5"> y'all gave me the mini what is</font> this gonna humidify this is not<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna</font> humidify any room doubt it okay cheese balls<font color="#E5E5E5"> already</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I gotta say cheese balls</font> because<font color="#E5E5E5"> looks like a cheese ball</font> in the comments<font color="#E5E5E5"> down below let</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if you love your aqua stone because I</font> want to<font color="#E5E5E5"> look at you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this like</font> really<font color="#CCCCCC"> plus no one will ever know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">beautiful piece of decor is a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hard-working humidifier</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean if it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">worked will love it it reminds me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ceramic piece that has not been glazed</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is this all this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is like somebody cook</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the ceramic oven but they forgot</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to put the glaze</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and then they're like</font> fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> ship them over to<font color="#E5E5E5"> bulb head they'll sell</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">them as humidifiers so the price point</font> for<font color="#E5E5E5"> this should have been</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about $2.99</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because I can get those out the dollar</font> store tell me<font color="#CCCCCC"> if y'all seen does up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">dollar tree I feel like you would see</font> this at the dollar<font color="#E5E5E5"> store</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because it's</font> kind of<font color="#E5E5E5"> cheese balls</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I keep saying</font> cheese balls because<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's the first</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> that comes to mind I'll give</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll</font> walked into your house and<font color="#E5E5E5"> you had this</font> I'd be<font color="#E5E5E5"> like what are you doing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> would</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that have done</font> ceramic piece<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay so just to show you</font> it is<font color="#E5E5E5"> open at the bottom</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> these things</font> should<font color="#CCCCCC"> be going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for like $4.99 max on</font> this show it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> opinion though</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> where I would price this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> $4.99</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">but wait for an extra dollar</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna</font> double<font color="#CCCCCC"> your order cuz we don't want you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feel like a sucker that's what they</font> should<font color="#E5E5E5"> say and then they were so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lucky</font> they're like at least they're honest with us<font color="#E5E5E5"> As Seen on TV companies we like</font> honesty if you were brutally honest <font color="#E5E5E5">people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> would buy it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then they would</font> say you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> what they told me but I</font> bought<font color="#CCCCCC"> it at least they told me that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I feel I would buy it and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I get they told me but when you lie</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> it as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when people get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pissed off</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> like no they didn't sell me this</font> non glazed<font color="#E5E5E5"> piece of ceramic for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 10</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bucks</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and my aunt makes these for $1.99 I'm</font> not saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're sucker of your own one</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> just saying that the price point</font> needs to<font color="#E5E5E5"> drop about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 50%</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're welcome</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm gonna save y'all some money now it</font> says to pour the<font color="#CCCCCC"> water in first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">want to do that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I want to pour it from</font> the top yeah that's what they did<font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">infomercial and then we're gonna be</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">quiet because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I want to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hear</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to see if</font> it's silent<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's gotta be silent</font> there's no batteries<font color="#CCCCCC"> or nothing attached</font> to it<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay ready</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go whoa did you guys</font> see<font color="#CCCCCC"> it you can't see it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz I did you</font> see it now<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay now I oh oh my god that's weird</font> watch it<font color="#E5E5E5"> just drink up this water</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font> that's a matrix<font color="#CCCCCC"> it that's some that's</font> some black<font color="#CCCCCC"> magic stuff</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time</font> ready<font color="#E5E5E5"> one two</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> three go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh my god</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I told y'all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> y'all might not</font> want<font color="#E5E5E5"> the stone in your house I'm gonna</font> throw it away<font color="#CCCCCC"> after this video</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do we</font> hear anything <font color="#CCCCCC">mm-hmm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> now let's<font color="#E5E5E5"> put some green water in a</font> couple drops of food coloring okay I <font color="#CCCCCC">don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have anything else that we're just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna use this I'll pour it right here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">on the side</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so you guys can see me pour</font> it in<font color="#E5E5E5"> ready</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one two three</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go</font> let's see okay I'm<font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pour it over the top just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to see what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happened huh if this thing</font> does really<font color="#E5E5E5"> work it would probably</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> humidify like a<font color="#E5E5E5"> doggy bed so this is</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> my opinion</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> I've I've been using it for like 20</font> minutes<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't feel anything I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hear anything</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I was the moisturizer around you the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">natural way</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like I'm sitting here going</font> come on humidify<font color="#E5E5E5"> but nothing is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">happening adults see nothing feel</font> nothing hear nothing<font color="#CCCCCC"> you could easily</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">place it by the bedside</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> while you sleep</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">on the family room metal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or anywhere you</font> need a constant source of humidity<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes</font> all I can do is leave it<font color="#CCCCCC"> on a table</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> see over<font color="#E5E5E5"> time if it does anything but I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't want this kind of stuff in my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">house</font> stop playing<font color="#E5E5E5"> my mom don't play with this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kind of stuff based on my first</font> impression<font color="#E5E5E5"> based on the 20 minutes that</font> I've had it<font color="#E5E5E5"> in front</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of me and I'm using</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say let's pass on this one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">go get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you a regular humidifier so you</font> can get that throat<font color="#E5E5E5"> and that mouth and</font> that nose humidified<font color="#CCCCCC"> and nice and</font> moisturized<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think you might be waiting</font> too long for<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thing to start kicking</font> in<font color="#E5E5E5"> and for you to feel some moisture</font> might choke to death mmm-hmm<font color="#CCCCCC"> I feel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nothing come on now</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">somebody please explain this technology</font> to me okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> because I don't understand</font> and I don't get<font color="#E5E5E5"> it and I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think I'm being</font> duped<font color="#CCCCCC"> so based on all that I'm gonna</font> give the<font color="#E5E5E5"> Aqua stone</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">one Vivienne head alright you guys so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that is it for another</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Vivienne tries I</font> hope that you have enjoyed this video if you have<font color="#E5E5E5"> give it a big fat thumbs up for</font> me in the comments<font color="#CCCCCC"> down below</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if you've seen a cool as seen on</font> television product<font color="#E5E5E5"> that you think I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">should try and it might get featured in</font> an upcoming episode<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you're new to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> channel<font color="#E5E5E5"> subscribe I'm putting out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one to</font> two<font color="#CCCCCC"> videos</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> every week for your</font> entertainment<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't forget to share the</font> video<font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your family and your friends</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and I'll see you guys in the next one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bye</font> [Music]
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Channel: Vivian Tries
Views: 308,641
Rating: 4.7016096 out of 5
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Length: 63min 56sec (3836 seconds)
Published: Thu Aug 09 2018
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