World’s dumbest criminals compilation (Part 1): 14 of the best robbery fails - TomoNews

the best of tomo news dumb criminals part one to confess to burglary please press one for other 911 services press two a group of new mexico burglars will soon be providing their soulmates with some pretty hearty laughs after robbing a house in roswell the trio just had to get on the phone and discuss their adventure one robber is heard on a police recording bragging that the house they robbed belonged to her own mother police recording you ask well apparently one of these mensa members loop 9-1-1 into their little conference call as the conversation slash confession continues one of them can be heard playing bon jovi's wanted dead or alive excellent choice of music guys cops got it all on tape and considering the burglars mentioned the address of the house they robbed plus other helpful info cops required just three donuts to track them down yvonne thyberg aaron burrell and marvin meyers were charged with burglary but charges against myers were dropped hmm was that accidental dial an accident or perhaps myers could be a snitch atm robbery attempt literally blows up in man's face a surveillance video recently captured a would-be thief trying to knock off the cash machine of darwin australia by destroying it the thief with the t-shirt covering his face appeared on surveillance video before 3 45 a.m video shows the man tinkering with the atm and lighting some sort of accelerant before an explosion the force of the blast literally knocked the man to the ground and blew him out of his flip-flops as he could be seen fleeing barefoot the cash machine was completely destroyed the video was posted online by the police to help catch the criminal new orleans clerk gives armed robber a serious whooping hey you hey yo yeah i'm talking to you hey come here a criminal got what was coming to him after he messed with the wrong gas station clerk tennessee native jimmy rogers went on a robbing spree around the city of new orleans beginning saturday night and ending sunday morning wielding a handgun rogers began by sticking up three pedestrians the first of whom managed to escape his next two robberies were successful but the career criminal managed to only net a measly forty dollars and two cell phones no doubt hoping to hit the big time that's when he thought it'd be a good idea to rob a fuel zone gas station too bad for him he with the wrong [ __ ] security cam footage shows rogers getting his ass whooped by the clerk mustafa who showcases some northwestern african self-defense techniques honed to perfection in his native mauritania rogers left the scene badly bruised buck naked and sporting only a neck brace suspects take selfies on stolen ipad upload them to icloud a pair of non-tech savvy criminals made a costly mistake after stealing a texas man's laptop cash and ipad then took celebratory post theft selfies that made their way to the victim's icloud account on january 8 20 year old dorian marquis walker gaines and his brother from another mother dylan were looking for some quick cash they thought they hit it big when they broke into randy shafer's truck and made off with his macbook pro five thousand dollars in cash and his ipad with everything going right for the young men they opted to continue having it their way by stopping for a quick bite to eat at burger king just two miles down the street these two boneheads took 17 selfies using schaefer's ipad flaunting their newfound benjamins and shot this burger king ballin video this my good people is what we get from a good night's hustle we're doing a big face being over here new old we just hustled don't don't worry about it no 20s no 5's no team read it the budget conscious ballers next hopped across the street to starbucks where they connected to free wi-fi to post their video to youtube and facebook schaefer later discovered his truck had been broken into when he was headed over to work frustrated and feeling violated a week passed before it dawned on shaffer to log on to his icloud account which is when he spotted the stupid suspect selfies houston police successfully identified gaines who had previous run-ins with the law thanks to the words he had tattooed on his chest brilliant these idiots have since unsurprisingly been arrested idiot is arrested by police after saying he'll shoot someone after getting 100 retweets a few days ago dakari mcaniff went on twitter and posted that he planned to shoot someone in the street if he got 100 retweets on his message and included this photo to prove he was serious the message gathered some traction with one twitter user tweeting back that he was gonna laugh so hard if mcaniff gets arrested but mcganneff seemingly did not care and after a while went on to post this picture supposedly to prove the deed was done well the police caught wind of his idiotic scheme and used their finely honed detective skills to track mcgannon's twitter account and eventually pinpointed his location in downtown los angeles needless to say officers soon arrested mcaniff and took away his weapon which they discovered was actually just an air rifle seems like all mcana was looking for was a little bit of attention well he got it in the form of being held on fifty thousand dollars bail guess he's learning the hard way that some jokes just aren't that funny well not funny for him but this guy probably is laughing his ass off stoner in arizona trade stolen diamond for just a gram of marijuana a phoenix area man stole 160 000 diamond from a package and only traded it for a tiny bag of marijuana late last month in phoenix the suspect walter earl morrison was a ups ramp agent at phoenix's sky harbor international airport morrison found a parcel sent by brinks thinking the parcel contained cash he hid it under his shirt inside a ups restroom he opens up the parcel and discovers the diamond inside now with a hundred and sixty thousand dollars you can get a decent house in phoenix a mercedes s-class sedan or thirty-two thousand happy meals from mcdonald's instead morrison stuffs the diamond in his pocket and called his friend for a deal and trades the gem for a gram of marijuana phoenix police recovered the diamond and arrested morrison on september 16th he was charged with felony theft dumb ass bank robber gets arrested after posting selfie with submachine gun on facebook a suspected bank robber figuratively shot himself in the foot after posting photos of himself brandishing a submachine gun allegedly used in a bank robbery on facebook jules baller or as he prefers to be known on the social networking site king romeo allegedly robbed three michigan banks earlier this year netting a grand total of fifteen thousand dollars during one of the robberies the 21 year old new yorker demanding money from a teller reportedly waved around a black submachine gun and he would have gotten away with all three burglaries if it weren't for a meddling police sergeant who stumbled across facebook photos of baller showing off what looked to be that very gun and wearing clothes matching those worn by the suspect in all three robberies as you can imagine he was promptly arrested and charged with bank robbery and carrying a firearm while committing a violent crime thief logs into facebook during home robbery gets caught a burglar has been caught for not being too bright he logged into facebook during a home robbery and then didn't sign out before taking off with his horde of stolen items james wood returned to his home in south saint paul minnesota on june 19th to find it had been tossed his watch cash credit cards and checkbooks among other items had been taken would then notice some additional items soggy shoes jeans and a belt had been left behind not only did the thief leave behind personal items but he also had a hankering to check up on his friends during the robbery and had left his facebook page open on wood's computer wood posted a message on the page telling the friends of 26 year old nicholas wigg that he was a thief and left his phone number asking people who knew wig to get in touch the next day wig himself called up wood and they agreed to make an exchange of their belongings later that night when wig arrived wood called the police and while wig was still at his home the police arrived wig now faces up to 10 years in prison and will have to pay up to 20 thousand dollars in fines the selfie loving thief has a previous burglary conviction and passed arrest for domestic assault as well as pending drug charges kinky burglar cross-dresses with victims bra and panties d-side police arrested marix berkovics after he burglarized the victim's apartment in north wales the latvian was found dressed in the woman's clothes and is believed to have lived in the home for two days the owner of the flat currently lives with her parents but returned to the home with her father to pick up a few things upon entering she found her clothes strewn all over the place and called police the victim's engagement ring and camera were missing officers noticed the kettle was still hot and searched the premises they found berkovic's hiding under the mattress between the wall and bed the suspect was wearing the victim's bra and panties as well as a pair of her tights and a silk top the victim recognized berkovic's as someone she'd helped with food and clothes in the past the suspect said he was wearing the clothes to keep warm but nobody including judge rise roland was believing that story berkovic's pleaded guilty to the february burglary and has been sentenced to 18 months in prison this is why donut shops almost never get robbed stupid that's right folks the philly pd dutifully had this donut shop staked out in all right you know what this is too easy i'll just allow you knuckleheads in the peanut gallery to make all the jokes you want about cops and donuts right here and go done can we move on good anyway this surveillance video from this past monday shows a robbery in progress at the dunkin donuts on the 6 000 block of north front street because of recent robberies and not donuts in the area detectives stepped up patrols hoping to catch the suspect in the act and catch him they did officer sherman and austin slipped in behind the suspect and got him disarmed without any shots fired the perp 20 year old russell mason watts didn't even have a real gun brandishing a bb gun while committing a class a felony has been known to lead to severe lead poisoning but thankfully the cops here seem to notice the fake gat mason watts is also suspected of robbing another store in the same area about a week ago a robber charged right into a belfast north ireland bottle shop and fell right on his hind part losing his disguise which consisted mostly of a big head and some glasses what wait a second this guy must have taken robbery lessons from watching episodes of scooby-doo still he managed to bake off with a few quid from the register but thanks to his uh slip up the north ireland police service is hoping the clumsy crooks spiral splash is sure to put them in a cell with plenty of traction soon drugstore robbery customer saves the day 65 year old freddie johnson hoped his gun would work as a health insurance card at the cvs pharmacy in sarasota on sunday watch johnson as he suspiciously walks around the pharmacy i wonder what he's up to wearing a bandana over his face also keep an eye on this guy that's janice jurisso and this is his audition tape for civilian of the year using his hand johnson pulled the old i have a gun in my pocket trick and asked the clerk for oxycodone and hydromorphone pills chorizo was keeping a cautious watch from behind the clerk complied and wait a second that's definitely not a gun in your pocket mr johnson before making off with his grandpa candy johnson stops to ask for a bag theresa walks up from behind him and puts a choke hold on him i said bag not gag you little whippersnapper bag charisso took the phony stick-up artist to the ground that's two points and put a submission hold on johnson until police arrived busted stick-up kid picks the wrong time to rob a store lancashire uk apparently holding up a store is not as easy as one might think a few hours after one poor woman started her shift at a local convenience store a burglar barged in holding a giant kitchen knife the intruder has been identified as kyle ivanson his plan simple perhaps too simple burst in weapon in hand and tell her menacingly to empty the register or else unfortunately for him the cashier was none other than his former mother-in-law karen brown let's take a look at the cctv footage it probably went something like this yo open the cash register now woman or i'mma kill you don't make me come over there don't i'll come over anyway okay calm down i'm going to open it now give me a moment open the cash register mother of pearls what although kyle's face was covered entirely brown still instantly recognized her former son-in-law's voice kyle realized he had no choice but to change his voice then and there on fear of being discovered wow great thinking kyle sadly for you it's too little too late karen brown pretended not to know him and only called police after he left smart thinking eh kyle was immediately located and arrested unable to dream up a defense he admitted his guilt was this a botched act of revenge or did kyle really have no idea he'd meet his former mother-in-law once again leave your comments below store clerk knocks out crackhead in botched armed robbery a pair of cracked out thieves were busted for attempting to rob a speedway in ann arbor michigan around 12 30 a.m may 1st frederick coble and his girlfriend christina maria borcia were later arrested for the crime they told police that before the attempted robbery they had been drinking and smoking crack they said they went to the gas station with the intention of stealing some smokes the clerk was in the cooler behind the register when the couple walked in they commenced plundering the cancer stick collection when the clerk came out and busted the party they pretended like they were going to pay for them as the clerk was ringing up the cigs kobo was playing with something in his pocket it was a pair of pliers which are not an accepted form of payment at speedway the clerk saw the attack coming and tackled the man to the ground cobalt was knocked out cold from the fall and the 22 year old fled to call police borsia was unsuccessful in waking up her boyfriend so she grabbed some cash from the register and got out of there kobo woke up moments later and stumbled out of the convenience store fast forward a few days police recognized kobo from the security video he was riding his bike when police spotted him then asked police if he could return the bike to his girlfriend before being arrested well sure they accompanied him to the arbor landing apartments where he introduced them to his girlfriend miss borsia wait where have we seen that face before oh yeah the chick from the robbery they both confessed to the crime and are being held on 250 000 cash bonds the clerk must have known something was up and was prepared to literally throw down

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Length: 17min 27sec (1047 seconds)

Published: Thu May 14 2015