Woman Want 1 Million Dollars From Her New Husband - TLC #5

[Music] how's it going out floor game today we're checking out another TLC 90-day fiance couple the fact that this is even a thing blows my mind it's so funny we've been through the ED Andros but now we're checking out Colt and Larissa [Music] my name is Colt I'm 33 years old I live in Las Vegas Nevada and I dress up my cats see the thing about Colt is I don't think I've seen him raise his voice or get upset a single time in this shop oh you look so beautiful I work as a software engineer and I live with my cats baby girl goddamn that's a creepy Ken what the hell that's terrifying this is chillin in the closet the thing about Colt is that he lives with his mom and he's over 30 years old by doing everything around the house I don't think he even knows how to make a bed she's saying that that's like a good thing you clearly haven't taught him to take care of himself we'll get into it we'll get into all of the nuances oh my god guys it's crazy I thought maybe I could search outside the country maybe find a girl and then I met Larissa Larissa lives in Brazil and she's 31 years old I can't find the guard in your country then find a girl online cringe who would do that I had sent Larissa a message and to my surprise she actually responded and we started talking it wasn't long before I decided I really wanted to meet her in person so we worked it out and decided to meet in Cancun Mexico when I got to the airport in Mexico Larissa walked around the corner I saw her in like slow-motion shots of our cheese's she was the most beautiful when I'm ever seen I was like I'm done this is it it was like all the boxes were checked she's beautiful she's smart and she seemed pretty cool what's the idea and she's beautiful she's smart and I guess guess she's alright living with my mother Oh after five days I new spoiler she's not cool with it what girl likes the fact that they live with their mom that's the recipe for disaster I see my tambourine didn't pick the supreme spell herself pathetic the comments have no chill as always if this guy was a spice he would be flower mr. personality over butter this guy talks in lowercase oh my god I'm like I love you too proud are leaving for the airport I decided to propose to her and wise eyes why nice why not propose after you've just spent a vacation together that seems like a good reflection on how you you will get on for the rest of your life please don't marry someone before you at least live with them a little bit because that's a big adjustment to make it and you need that to work out for a managed to work out please stop called honey tell me please [Music] we have no guarantee the reason over I'm tomorrow or Monday I can't can't make a ticket have to change for you and make another ticket here Sam yeah that's pretty reasonable if you don't know when you're gonna get the visa you can't just keep rebook in the flight until you know what oh she's not happy especially for like such a short time it doesn't make any sense I know you're disappointed and I'm very sorry for that but you want to put your heart to me because II I talked to that to you you feel like oh my god oh my god I plan to show up in a ball in bed to bed weeping writing my diary and how sad I am but it's merely a week probably less than a week I've been drama drama drama okay so she finally arrives where he lives in Las Vegas and a car with no air-conditioning which sounds awful here we go and of course she's not happy about it oh please Larissa has only been in Las Vegas for three hours and she's literally not stop complain since we arrived here Larissa ha ha you're so silly she's like I'm not letting this go where's my good flowers okay welcome to the desert there's nothing in Las Vegas unless you go to the strip I bet you had this image in her head that is gonna be amazing I get that she sounds very bratty but it's not that unreasonable to want flowers after a long flight first time you see each other she's coming over to live with him why am i defending her I don't know I think Larissa and I will have some small hurdles to overcome initially I can't survive here honey I need you to stop okay just stop I need you to stop stop talking stop stop then the comments on her side that's really interesting here how does that let her on to think he was Richard Larissa wanted a sugar daddy but got a splendid name what's a Splenda oh that's a artificial sweetener isn't it Jesus Christ that woman in the car is terrifying what the hell I find the ghost oh stop so she meets with okay honey I think she's a tiny bit disappointed yeah yeah but there's a beautiful house it's a beautiful house look we got the curse things in the corner and there's no so far yeah it looks like the mom decorated the entire house that's what that looks like Oh God this is a recipe for a disaster wait until you got here and now guess what you can pick one out yeah oh that's nice for me that's nice oh no she's crying oh no no she's happy for them okay great bro if I were her I'd be like okay back to Brazil this I mean she's not wrong it looks like an old mom they courted I think we move to a new house she just came and she says we need to move no sensor no shell great this is great I mean I don't know what you don't like Las Vegas you don't like the house you don't like anything so I'm like okay this guy straight-up picks her up in a bucket of a car with no flowers then brings back to Obama's house my dad bought it for her that's cute that's a toy it's fun it's nice you making dinner it's ready do this money angry I can't watch these two creams Jesus Christ ed anyways she calls him colty I need that to call T you feel for me the thing that speaker make me to later percenter cold is when I steal money for by stuffing that's for example I want to buy a Mel I will move heaven and earth to make you happy but sometimes your demands are quite ridiculous honestly Christ everyone prepaid credit card for you know maybe in the middle yes let's go with that there what a negotiator so in a year she can almost afford a Chanel bag if she saves all our money it seems like fair what's your annual income uh $2,000 per year I think that I am a good median dollars from coat okay you want 1 million dollars from cold that'll take you just 500 months so in 4 to 1 years it'll get that million so they go over to meet some of coltish friends yeah this is Larissa guys get along with lemon equal to each other and everything we're doing pretty good there's nothing pretty good yes no filter Jesus Christ dude cold has wait what oh no oh no in Karachi and in Karachi and the baby thinks that she show obvious effects the react said yes intersects hugging kissing being intimate physically intimate obviously cuz she has a great sexual drive together the bed all day for he is perfect in the coach and he's live with his mom his entire life of course colt is gonna want to go bing-bong you know me I respect that clothe be fair enough you can always break this off you can always break this up in front of our je-sus Christ no shell no one got no shield you kills break this up you're not just coming over here to marry my man for a green card are you the green cards is not adjusted the the right so I live here with him and he can take the divorce any time that's what he wants so it's not the guarantee it's a gamble really I mean you wanted the pie payoff you want you know make sure your investment you know lose all your money right welcome to Vegas welcome to a famous screwed you know I think that she's coming to America to enjoy the you know high life I don't know where her living situation in Brazil was but I wouldn't call this the high life I wouldn't I don't want to be rude also for the record no grown man should share a bank account with his mother damn people are simpler Larissa what the hell I did not expect this at all she's crazy they then have a barbecue of course it's great it's gonna go great trust me [Music] how was your life hell you have a man paying for you your man pays for everything your man pays for everything because you don't do Jesus Christ and until you do and you understand respect is she crying you're not acting this is a great barbecue guys this is a good time she's living the high life guys come on waning don't say that I would like to take advantage of the co2 this love because of the vents what not million [Music] you see his body may be cold buddy yes bigger breasts in mine I like it very much it's very nice I can't pretend anymore it's just fake it anymore really what do you mean love is enduring for the other pretty successful barbecue I don't know by you but I think that was great yeah I expected Larissa to be a sweet wonderful person Nicole told me so much about why am i laughing it's horrible but it's so funny I don't know bro Larissa's the man of the house I made a nice duper eraser but she just wanted to be by herself and it really kind of upset me okay mom oh don't cry mom come over here mom she'll lead us to come on mom see see what I mean he makes it seem like oh I can't leave my mom because III take care of her she's taking care of you are you talking about she cooks and cleans and everything I can't leave my mom I'm too young man so weird monster are too attached to their son side I don't know it's not healthy I don't need to call you guys now I go you're farting Jesus Christ dude I'm trying to record videos here you make a meal woozy so Larissa tries to take over the situation she's gonna cook for for a cult instead of mommy Debbie oh I don't know eggs bacon hashbrowns oh nothing good coke air you know when I speak to cold I lied to him about my cooking skills because I thought what to me like sex and good food doesn't usually work for breakfast cold doesn't eat bread for breakfast I'm his mother Natalie I think that Scotty's wild so you'll be good if he sometimes we make something simple he don't even told it to like him a king in the morning so what do you want for breakfast tomorrow [Music] breakfast for the Vols like some what do you want tomorrow huh I worry about that tomorrow I guess ideally liver sent my mother could get along yes yikes Oh God the cringe she raised an extremely dependent son it's so unhealthy water has more flavor I spent two hours doing my makeup be [Music] sorry the dream couple how could this go wrong Santa Coty and he still wants to be coach wife so I hope if I I'm sweet he can forgive me hello I'm fine I feel like Larissa and I are two different people or basically polar opposites she goes from sweet to scary I decide to put the ring back that's nice what are you looking I'm the kind of flights to Brazil myself oh he's done I never thought that he'll be so mean but it doesn't complement to me a real man shouldn't act like this it's really awkward it's like oh goodness what do we do that's already she spent two hours I know that's what you want to say anything it's not one time to time every time you know look at my shirt I work all day oh god this is just funny maybe it's you that crazy you're back crazy I feel really embarrassed right now Larissa has no right to start a fight with me in front of my friends in pub oh god I was just going to end I don't know extremely well stop it if the rest doesn't polarize my mother I might have to make a very hard choice between a life with Marisa and a life with my mother my man just ate my man just said that my man just said that I'm not running clean now there it is I watched a video of the fight and the cousin started all called the defender so she had to do it herself right he didn't defend her oh you're right damn people hate them on they'd be so shady she tries to come off sweet like a victim but she had such a bad bite I feel like she's a minute I don't I haven't seen any of this what are people picking up daddy I have something to say to you oh you pregnant hey I have you what did you know that you have children [Music] cold sitting there like a concerned teacher during a conference I'm sorry his name is Colt II come on I am shop [Music] did they divorce yet so they can he can finally marry his mother here's your present masculinity oh my god alright that's the last clip that's the last clip that's all I know I don't know what happens Thanks and why do I care about this it's funny I love this trench TV it's great hope you guys enjoyed as well subscribe we're trying to beat Coco melon become a member and catch the live streams get early access to videos ton of benefits discord I really appreciate it's been really fun to build like a sub community on the channel thanks for doing that appreciate all my floor gay members and see you tomorrow [Music] it's time to race what was once forgotten what creatures fought spells and pull troops awaits hope T is coming to Nintendo's wait and remember it has a very big peepee pre-order promotion I mean a de mes checkbook birthday : [Music]

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Views: 12,282,199

Rating: 4.9664392 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: 8l_ZdLrNbzQ

Length: 21min 15sec (1275 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 09 2020

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I live in Switzerland and can't watch it. :/

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I live in Austria and also can't watch it. :'(

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I can't watch it :(

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We need Rose and Colt together and Ed and Larissa together. Seriously Ed and Larissa could work out so good and it would be perfect crap-tv.

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I live in Turkey cant watch it

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Uses a pillow to block the wall so not wall gang

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