WNBA Champs vs. High School Boys

the biggest debate in all of sports is if a boys high school basketball team could beat a WNBA Champion a good state championship level boys high school team would absolutely smoke the WNBA Champions most people would throw their mortgage retirement savings and Son's tuition on the boys in fact this same dude doubled down and said he would bet $1 million on this matchup WNBA players are always moaning for salary increases and respect so this would be the perfect opportunity to make some bread and prove their worth in front of the entire world this showdown would be the most watched sporting event in the history of sports and since we will most likely never see it in real life let's see what would happen if the 2023 WNBA Champion Las Vegas Aces faced off against the 2016 Chino Hills Squad featuring The Ball Brothers I need everyone to place their hypothetical bets and score predictions for the biggest event in history time and time again males and females go head-to-head in sporting events and it usually never ends well for the females like when the US Women's National Team took on a bunch of washed up retired 60-year-olds and still lost 12 to zero but still some women make outrageous takes like when Britney Griner said she can beat Demarcus kins in a one-on-one even the women's Coach had this to say go to the ATM and I'm going to sell my house and I'm going to put all my money on DeMarcus Cousins so today we will put this Theory to the test can a WNBA Champion beat a high school basketball team let's meet the teams Chino Hills will feature Lonzo ball liangelo ball lamelo ball and will be coached by Lavar ball undefeated never lost and to give the WNBA the best odds we will give them the entire Aces championship team plus Britney Griner Sue bird and the so-called Michael Jordan of the WNBA when this event was announced ticket sold out in 6.9 seconds and fans have been camping outside of the Arena longer than Britney Griner was stuck in Russia here we go if you haven't already place your bets in the comments and let's get the biggest showdown in sports history underway the arena is sold out to nine times its capacity and billions of people worldwide are tuned in Via pay-per-view making it the most anticipated sporting event [Music] ever [Applause] Chino wins the tip and it looks like lamelo is going to try to recreate his half court [Music] he got to respect the attempt on their first actual offensive possession Lonzo hammers W on Candace Parker's Dome piece for the first basket of the day Chino Hill Lonzo was different next possession he finishes strong again over Britney gr the WNBA Champions struggle to put the ball in the baset and Lonzo once again exploits the lazy female defense by smacking a three ball is good for and then again lamelo finds Lonzo to tack on three more which forces an early Aces timeout down 10 to Z beautiful ex of the game right out of the timeout liangelo denies this shot like the police during his shoplifting attempt in China up Lonzo is absolutely stroking that thing right now and bangs another three over that three Jill gets another two-handed block on the Michael Jordan of the WNBA which leads to a transition slam for zo2 Lonzo is in his bag right now these females can't guard the five-star UCLA commit don't go anywhere the you will not believe how this game ends the Champs get their first two field goals of the game so lamelo responds with the best pass you will ever see in your lifetime what an absolute dime Lonzo then continues the onslaught by snapping Asia Wilson's ankles and banging a TR then dunks on the hottest girl in the WNBA Kelsey Plum drops a dime to his brother need to get off a shot here and then baptizes these two idiots SLS it in Lono I better not see any Lonzo ball slander in the comment section point guards take notes Here Parker ball the and Lonzo throws a majestic bounce lob to bigo who puts Brittney Griner out of her misery up 40 to6 lamelo dimes Lonzo for three so Lonzo dimes lamelo Brotherly Love wide then liangelo smacks a three of his own to go up 48-6 the WNBA Champs Pro their worth by closing out the quarter Strong by forcing Chino Hills to score on themselves Chino Hills can't beat the buzzer and that's the end of an absolute blowout first quarter were you expecting that cuz I wasn't I promis this game only gets better so don't go anywhere I'll give away a couple Chino Hills jerseys to a few lucky winners in the comment section all you got to do is comment your favorite ball brother's name what do you guys think about the Huskies here in this one way to set the table offensively Domin right out of the gates in the second quarter lamelo takes after his brother and shoplifts the ball from Candace and tosses a lob to zo2 then Lonzo shoplifts the ball and lobs it to the shoplifter for a vigorous slam the only brother who hasn't caught a lob now is little lamelo so Lonzo makes sure to get that boy involved tonight imposing his will from this point on Chino Hills plays their typical breed of basketball Lonzo crucifies Candace Parker then the lob Fest continues lamelo dimes Lonzo then Lonzo bounce lob dimes Big O then they run the Chino Hills offense where they just run for easy buckets no wonder this team never lost a game who is stopping this thir we got to get this squad back together in the NBA they have so much chemistry and to the inside another bucket he's been dominant here thus far why is jumping G really taking it to the 6 seconds left now here in the second lamelo smacks this Trey Ball to end the first half and take a commanding 97 to8 lead the WNBA Champs didn't even score a point in the second quarter wow this a straight embarrassment right now the aces are going to need an absolute miracle in the second half and I don't want to spoil anything but this game is far from over everybody this game revealing a big disparity in Play What a performance so far nobody wants to listen to these idiots let's jump right into the second half all seem to be normal and running smoothly for Chino Hills as they start the second with a quick picture perfect Aly oop from Eli Scott to Lonzo then lamelo shoplifts the ball again and hits Lonzo who absolutely finesses the jumping idiot and comes all over Asia but then the unthinkable happened the WNBA Champs used a lifeline and called up La dishwasher to help them win the game if you are new to this Channel or need a quick refresher this is the backstory of the beast that's about to check in women's basketball has been the laughing stock of the sports industry for too long most people would rather watch paint dry than sit through an entire W NBA game so in attempt to make the league watchable the commissioner created lay dishwasher sandwich maker II for those who have been living under a rock this lab generated 71 450lb Beast has single-handedly made the WNBA profitable by increasing League viewership by 69,420 cuz who wouldn't want to watch this monster send shots to Africa dunk all over its female competition and smack triple contested fadeaways she //it averages a 200 Point sex tle double every game and has put an end to all women's basketball stereotypes sandwich maker has completely revolutionized the game folding Defenders like laundry dunking dirty clothes into the hamper and completely mopping the floor with competition law dishwasher may have saved the WNBA but can she mount a comeback against a team of high school boys there's only one way to find out laid dishwasher Checks In down 101 to8 with a little over 10 minutes left in the third quarter and immediately makes an impact here's the dishwasher lays the ball in for the WNBA Champs first basket since the first quarter lamelo answers with a three-point bomb but from this point on it's the law dishwasher sandwich maker show the lab generated monster puts on an absolute cooking lesson clinic dunking All Over The Ball Brothers and the weak Chino Hills interior La dishwasher ain't playing games out here fans who turned off the TV and left the arena are all tuning back in as the sandwich maker destructs the high schoolers imagine having to Guard law dishwasher after a long day of algebra with every basket L dishwasher gains respect for the WNBA and cuts the lead Slimmer and Slimmer big right there she absolutely baptizes lamelo here here to cut the lead down to 107 to 58 with 4 minutes remaining in the third do you think this is winnable for the WNBA for the rest of the quarter sandwich maker was on demon [Music] time the they really do [Music] sandwich maker and the aces cut the lead down to 29 going into the fourth The Ball Brothers look at each other in disbelief they thinking ain't no way they are about to blow a 93o lead to a a bunch of women but lay dishwasher continues to come out of the gates firing and with one triple after another one self lob after another and easy cookies lay dishwasher sandwich maker the second carried the aces all the way back to take the lead the aces now lead 130 to 118 what a shocking turn of events Chino Hills student section sits silently stunned in utter shock the game continues to get frisky as Chino Hills started to figure out the lab generated BEAST's weaknesses Lavar ball the head coach devised a plan to distract La dishwasher while Lonzo smacked threes to cut the lead down Chino Hills closes in on the aces lead turning the tables in a riveting spectacle but hold your horses L dishwasher responds with a monstrous slam and Lonzo continues to trade buckets with LA dishwasher as he drains one from downtown again sandwich maker gets the switch and baby's little lamelo Chino Hills then runs their designed sideline play trading twos with L dishwasher ain't going to work though so Lonzo hits this huge Corner three to cut the lead to one sandwich maker throws down this absurd dunk but then hangs on the rim too long for her second technical of the game the first one was for punching Lavar earlier Lonzo knocks down the free point and now Chino Hills Trails the aces by two with 30 seconds remaining lamelo with the ball tie it up lamelo bangs the mid-range tied at 138 Chino Hills gets a stop and gets the ball back with 4.4 seconds in the fourth quarter and the rest is history bang bang oh what a shot what a shot bang Chino wins lamelo bangs the game winning three at the buzzer what a game it's safe to say after this simulation that an elite high school team like Chino Hills can beat the WNBA Champions especially if the WNBA team doesn't have an 8ot Menace who can't miss a shot you can now use this video to back your claims if this ever happens in real life I guarantee it would be the most watched event ever the setup and editing of this video actually took longer than Britney Griner was stuck in Russia so please drop a like and hit that subscribe button for more like this peace

Channel: LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV

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Length: 13min 51sec (831 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 05 2024