EVEN WITH THE TSA BACK IN FULL FORCE, OUR NEXT GUEST WAS SOMEHOW ABLE TO FLY WITH A SLOTH IN HIS CARRY-ON BAG. HE'S THE LARGE PREDATOR EXPERT FOR ANIMAL PLANET WHERE SUNDAY YOU CAN SEE "PUPPY BOWL 15." PLEASE WELCOME THE CANADIAN TARZAN, DAVE SALMONI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING? HOW ARE YOU, DAVE? >> WOW, LOOK AT THAT. HOW ARE YOU? WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT MIGHT BE MY FIRST STANDING "O," THANKS, GUYS. >> Jimmy: DID YOU SPRAY PAINT A TANK TOP ON THIS THING? IS THAT A WRESTLING SINGLET? >> HEY, THERE'S A LITTLE TREAT. APPLESAUCE CUP OVER THERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YES, APPLESAUCE CUP. >> SEE HOW HE FEELS THERE. LESSER ANTEATER. >> Jimmy: WHY IS IT A LESSER ANTEATER? >> A LITTLE BIT SMALLER THAN THE BIGGER ONES. GIVE THAT TO HIM HERE, GIVE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, HE'LL GRAB IT. >> Jimmy: IS THAT GOOD? >> YEAH, START PICKING IT UP A LITTLE BIT -- HOLD YOUR HAND UP, UP, UP, UP, ALL THE WAY UP, ALL WAIT UP, NOW GIVE TO IT HIM, LET GO. >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, HERE YOU GO. >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I LIKE THIS ONE. >> A TERRAMANDU, WHILE HE'S USING HIS HANDS THERE, BIG, BIG CLAWS BECAUSE THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME UP IN A TREE. THEY HAVE A PREHENSILE TAIL WHICH MEANS THEY CAN HANG FROM THEIR TAIL WHILE THEY EAT. GET THAT STICK THERE. CAN I HAVE THIS? NO? YOU YOU DON'T HAVE. >> Jimmy: HE REMINDS ME OF MY SON, I DON'T KNOW WHY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO HOLD HIM? >> Jimmy: WELL, I -- NO, I DON'T WANT TO HOLD HIM. YEAH. TRACY WANTS TO HOLD IT. >> WHOA, NO. >> Jimmy: YOU WORE THE SAME OUTFIT, TRACY. >> YOU BROUGHT APPLESAUCE SO THERE WILL BE ANTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. >> Jimmy: A SPECIAL TREAT. THINGS LIKE THIS WE'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE SHURT ANIMALS HAVE A GREAT TIME. TO DO THAT THEY GET A SPECIAL TREAT. HE DON'T NORMALLY EAT THOSE THINGS, HE NORMALLY EATS BUGS. >> NOT ANTS AGAIN. >> TOTALLY RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU FIND OUT THEY LIKE APPLESAUCE? >> YOU OFFER LOTS OF DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE ANY ANIMAL -- >> SO YOU GAVE THEM PIZZA? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GREAT QUESTION. >> NO. IT IS A GOOD QUESTION. WE TRIED A LOT OF THINGS WE THOUGHT THEY MIGHT LIKE. >> YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM CREAM O' WHEAT. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NICE MEETING YOU. >> OKAY. THAT'S FINE. PERFECT. LET'S PUT IT HERE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SHOULD I CLEAN THIS OFF? >> IF YOU DON'T MIND. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOING TO GIVE THIS A LITTLE -- THERE WE GO, ALL RIGHT. >> EXCUSE ME, EVERYBODY. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> HI. NOW COME WITH ME, BIG GUY. >> Jimmy: I LIKE WHEN YOU BRING ANIMALS THAT AREN'T DANGEROUS. >> TRACY, JIMMY, COME AROUND THE DESK. YOU COME UP HERE BY THE DESK, PLEASE. >> YOU MAKE SURE YOU STAY BETWEEN ME AND HIM. >> I WANT YOU TO WALK AROUND THAT WAY TO JIMMY. COME AROUND HERE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THIS A ZEBRA? >> GO BEHIND HIM. THIS IS THE WHOLE POINT. STAND HERERESS THIS IS A ZEBRA. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A ZEBRA PONY? >> THIS IS A BABY ZEBRA, 3 MONTHS OLD. THE REASON I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU -- WELL, ME BETWEEN YOU GUYS IS THEY DO, THESE GUYS ARE NOT SMALL HORSES LIKE THEY LOOK, THEY KICK LIKE CRAZY, THEY BITE, THEY'RE MUCH MORE AGGRESSIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS ONLY A 3-MONTH BABY. >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO GET -- IF I GET KICKED OR DAMAGED BY AN ANIMAL, I WANT IT TO BE A FEARSOME ANIMAL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS A FEARSOME ANIMAL. >> IF I GOT KICKED BY A 3-MONTH-OLD ZEBRA. >> COME AROUND, PICK UP THE BUCKET WITH MILK, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: THE MILK BUCKET, ALL RIGHT. >> THIS IS A FEARSOME ANIMAL. LIONS ARE AFRAID OF IT. SHOW HIM THE BUCKET. KEEP IT IN YOUR HANDS. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO HAVE SOME OF THAT. >> THAT'S IT, HOLD IT UP FOR HIM. >> HOLD THAT AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH. >> BOTH SIDES, BOTH HANDS AND TILT IT SO THE MILK STAYS LIKE THAT. COME AROUND, TRACY, I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE, I PROMISE. >> OKAY. >> ANOTHER THING, THE BIGGEST CONTENTIOUS ISSUE ABOUT ZEBRAS IS WHETHER THEY'RE WHITE OR BLACK. >> Jimmy: ZEB RAS? >> THEY'RE AN AFRICA ANIMAL, THEY'RE CALLED ZEB-RAS. >> WE IN BROOKLYN SAY ZEE-BRAS. >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO ZEE-BRAS IN BROOKLYN -- >> YES, THERE IS. >> ANOTHER FUN THICK IS PEOPLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THESE STRIPES ARE FOR. ONE OF THE THEORIES IS -- >> THEY'VE GOT GOOD CREDIT? >> COULD BE. THE LIONS OR THE PREDATORS THAT ARE AFTER THESE TYPES OF GUYS WOULD LOOK THROUGH THE GRASS WHEN THE AFRICAN HEAT WAS GOING UP, THE WAVES WOULD BREAK UP THE SILHOUETTE SO THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE THE ZEEB WRARKS SO THAT WOULD BE CAMOUFLAGE. >> GUESS WHAT, IT AIN'T WORKING. >> IF HE'S DONE THAT ONE, THERE'S ANOTHER BUCKET IF YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM THAT. >> >> Jimmy: HOW MANY BUCKETS ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS THING? >> LOTS, HE'S A BABY. YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT ALL THE WAY AWAY. BRING THE BUCKET BACK. >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD. >> YOU'RE FEEDING THE BABY LIKE A PONY? >> THAT WAS THE MILK, THIS IS THE GRAINS. ♪ RICE A RONI THE ZEPHYR-CISCO TREAT. >> THIS IS THE GRAIN, THAT IS THE MILK. HE'S ONLY 150 POUNDS, HE'S GOING TO GET OVER 800 AS A MALE ZEBRA. YOU CAN'T FEED HIM TOO PICKUP MUCH. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU RIDE THIS ANIMAL? >> THIS AGE, MY SIZE? IT WOULD PROBABLY BE STRONG ENOUGH FOR SURE, THESE GUYS ARE VERY STRONG. ONCE THEY GET MID SIZE, 300, 400 POUNDS, ONLY THE BIGGEST OF PREDATORS, THE SMARTEST PREDATORS WANT TO GO AFTER THESE GUYS BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER DUPER STRONG. >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A BREAK HERE. WE'LL COME AND FINISH THE BUCKET. THEN WE'LL COME BACK WITH SOME MORE ANIMALS, OKAY? >> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK WITH TRACY MORGAN AND DAVE SALMONI. >> HI, SWEETHEART. >> Jimmy: DAVE IS HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE PUPPY BOWL WHICH IS ON ANIMAL PLANET THIS WEEKEND. OPPOSITE THE SUPER BOWL. >> JUST BEFORE AND THEN ALL DAY. >> Jimmy: THEN ALL DAY. >> SO IT STARTS 3:00 P.M. EASTERN. >> Jimmy: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? >> THESE ARE SCREAMING HAIRY ARMA ARMADILLOS. PLEASE HOLD ONE FOR ME, I CAN'T HOLD TWO. >> Jimmy: I GUESS. >> THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE. LIKE THAT, EXACTLY LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING THEM. LIKE THAT, AND THEY'RE VERY COMFORTABLE LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SEEM THAT COMFORTABLE, DAVE. >> YOU OKAY? >> Jimmy: YEAH. OH! OKAY, OKAY -- >> WE GOT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO TAKE ONE AWAY SO I CAN HOLD THE OTHER. >> Jimmy: TRACY? YOU WANT TO HOLD -- OH, WOW. YEAH, HE CLAWED ME. >> MY JOB ISN'T AS EASY AS IT SEEMS. SCREAMING HAIRY ARMADILLO. >> Jimmy: WHAT? THE WORST THING EVER, SCREAMING AND HAIRY? >> ANOTHER WORLD FOR COCKROACH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO YOU CAN SEE WHY HAIRY, BECAUSE HE'S VERY HAIRY. THIS ONE'S VERY BUSY, HE'S TRYING TO DIG, WHICH IS THE ONLY THING HE DOES. SCREAMING IS WHAT THEY'LL DO IF THEY THEY'LL THREATENED. IF HE THINKS A PREDATOR IS COMING TO GET HIM, HE'LL ROLL INTO A BALL. DID YOU FEEL THE ARMOR? >> I FELT THE ARMOR, I FELT THE WHOLE THING, YEAH. >> THEY'LL ROLL INTO A BALL AND WAIT FOR THE PREDATORS TO GO AWAY. >> THE PREDATORS GO AWAY? >> DEPENDS HOW HUNGRY IT IS. >> Jimmy: HE LOOKS DELICIOUS ON THE OTHER SIDE. >> WITH A DEFENSE MECHANISM LIKE THAT, THEY DON'T GET EATEN? >> EXACTLY RIGHT. IF THEY SEE THE PREDATOR COMING -- LET ME PULL OUT ONE OF HIS HANDS. SEE HOW HE'S TRYING TO DIG AT ME? THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO, BURROW. LET HIM BURROW A LITTLE BIT. >> Jimmy: DOES THIS QUALIFY -- COULD YOU BRING THIS ON A PLANE AS AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL? >> DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE BIBS. >> Jimmy: GOOD. >> SO THESE GUYS WILL DIG, THEY'RE BIG HOLES. SEE THOSE CLAWS? THOSE ARE PERFECT DIGGING THINGS TO GET AT BUGS FOR THEM TO EAT. >> HE'LL BE SCREAMING SOON? >> HE WON'T SCREAM. HE'S ONLY GOING TO SCREAM IF HE'S SCARED. HE'S ACTIVE AND WANTS TO PLAY. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF BUGS TO EAT, I GUESS WE HAVE ANOTHER -- THERE YOU GO. NICE MEETING YOU. YEAH. OKAY. NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE THAT'S COMING UP? >> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. OH, WE HAVE A GALAPAGOS -- >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU BROUGHT AN INSECT. >> I DON'T BRING MANY INSECTS. I'M NOT AN INSECT WHISPERER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS ONE IS SPECIAL. WANT A CLOSER LOOK? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU WANT TO HAVE A CLOSER LOOK? THIS IS A GALAPAGOS CENTIPEDE. >> A WHAT? >> Jimmy: ARE THEY POISONOUS? >> VENOMOUS? JIM, I'M LEAVING, SEE YOU LATER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IF THIS GUY BITES YOU, IT WILL HURT. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. >> INTERESTINGLY -- HERE, HERE. >> THIS ONE OF THE GUYS WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO SPIT IT OUT LIKE THEY DID -- >> NO, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY. THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT HIM, IF THE CAMERA GETS IN NICE AND TIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS FANGS IN THE FRONT. THOSE AREN'T ACTUALLY FANGS. THOSE ARE ARMS, BASICALLY THAT HAVE VENOM IN THEM. HE DOESN'T BITE THINGS TO DEATH, HE HUGS THEM TO DEATH. >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S CUTE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S STRONG ENOUGH -- YOU ALL RIGHT? I'LL BRING HIM OVER -- >> NO I AIN'T ALL RIGHT! [ LAUGHTER ] QUIT BRINGING HIM OVER HERE. >> HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY KILL AN ADULT MOUSE. >> Jimmy: DAVE, WHERE DO THESE LIVE SO I CAN NEVER, EVER GO THERE? >> THE GALAPAGOS, HENCE THE NAME. >> I'M GOING TO "X" THAT OFF MY TO-DO LIST, VISITING THE GALAPAGOS. YEAH THOSE ARE NO GOOD. >> THESE ARE GREAT, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. THEY'RE A SUPER-FAST PREDATOR. >> Jimmy: LET'S FEED TO IT THE ARMADILLO, HUH? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: GIVE THAT THING A NICE SNACK. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. DAVE SALMONI'S HERE, TRACY >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT ONE MORE ANIMAL HERE. >> TAKE AN APPLE. SHIRLEY THE SLOTH. SHE'S OUR REFS' ASSISTANT. YOU CAN GIVE SHIRLEY AN APPLE. LEAVE IT THERE, IT'S FINE. SHE WON'T HURT YOU. SEE THOSE BIG TEETH IN THE THING ABOUT SLOTSES, THEY HANG UPSIDE DOWN, THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL BIG CLAWS HERE. ANOTHER INTERESTING FACT, NOTICE HOW OUR ARM HAIR GROWS TOWARDS OUR HANDS, LIS GROWS AWAY BECAUSE HE'S UPSIDE DOWN IN THE RAIN FOREST ALL THE TIME. THE RAIN COMES DOWN, THE WATER RUSHES OFF HIM. >> Jimmy: IF I WERE TO HANG UPSIDE DOWN I MIGHT NOT EVER GO BALD? >> PROBABLY. PROBABLY RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT TIP, SOMETHING WE LEARNED FROM THE SLOTHS. >> THEY LIVE ALMOST ENTIRELY UP IN TREES. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE THESE ARE SLOTS AND NOT JUST A STONED MONKEY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I AM SURE, YES. >> Jimmy: HE'S EATING -- WELL, THANK YOU DAVE SALMONI, "PUPPY BOWL 15" AIRS SUNDAY AT 3:00 P.M. EASTERN ON ANIMAL PLANET. TRACY MORGAN, "WHAT MEN WANTS" OPENS IN THEATERS FEBRUARY 8th. DO YOU HAVE ANY PROJECTS? >> SURELY, SHE'S IN PUPPY BOWL?
