Why You Wouldn't Survive SCP's Keter Class (001-2000)

[Music] all right so I've been having a flood of suggestions to cover this next series in terms of how you wouldn't survive and honestly holy hell you thought my debt by daylight video was long for covering the 16 killers at the time this shibam has thousands upon thousands of individual cases and that's why I've been hesitating to even dip my toes in this deep ocean of lore but what better way to learn how to swim then to dive head first and flail around until I start floating but honestly there is no way in hell I'll be able to cover the sheer amount of SCPs this universe has to offer so we are gonna do things a bit differently instead of discussing lore and placing a threat into real-life scenarios this time around its individual depictions with small realistic implications the official forum F SCP shows that that will contain these varied specimens in the most humane and safe ways possible to preserve and protect them however they can which makes sense considering SCP stands for secure contain protect with the creatures objects anomalies and entities that make up the sheer volume of entries within the SCP there are a set amount of object classes that can categorize them a bit better to give continued understanding to what we are trying to deal with dependent on how difficult it is to contain them these classes are safe euclid keator and famille sorry if I mispronounced seize and today we will be going over the key to class of SCPs why because the keator are defined as anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably with containment procedures often being extensive and complex the foundation often can't contain these SOPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly or lacking that technology to properly contain or counter it a keator SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain but can also cause considerable destruction if given the chance now today we will not be discussing scps that are basically jokes like SCP 0:05 je X as it just describes means or SCP 0:06 je as all it describes are bugs in general which as creepy as many of them are most aren't detrimental to human survival unless you account for disease spreading mosquitoes or SCP zero for one J which is literally just a dinner fork basically if I find its material to be too much of a joke or generally uninteresting or dead it's not that much of a threat it will not be covered in these videos because let's face it I've got a lot to cover I'll also be covering only those who pose a major threat to survival now if you've ever watched my video called how all 803 Pokemon could kill you it will be somewhat like that but with a tad more explanation and background but as it is with every one of these scenarios we are gonna discuss why you wouldn't survive these entities breaking their containment or if you by chance ran across one of them this week we start to go over the horror Lovecraftian fanfiction overpowered version of Pokemon originating from the spooky SATA 4chan a million ways to die you're gonna hear the word radius a lot why am I doing this to myself I hope my computer can handle this amount of footage you'll probably want to watch this video in parts so I've taken the liberty to time stamp each SCP in person place or thing game fiction collection of stories data expunged series of short stories games and lore itself this month we are discussing part one of why you wouldn't survive the SCP eater class starting off with a god-like individual SCP - zero zero one can be described as a humanoid entity standing around 1,050 feet tall adorned with an untold amount of wing-like appendages with a very strong connection to Abrahamic faiths of the world that seems to be appeased by items from either Christian Jewish or Muslim faiths along with scripture it wields a bladed weapon that blazes hotter than the Sun itself the one kilometer radius around the gate gaurdian is completely dangerous as merely stepping foot within will all of this weapons strike you and wipe you off of the face of the earth those that do somehow come into contact with it will have subliminal voices chanting into their head to forget until the subject has completely forgotten any and all interactions with the Guardian although this entity has also used its mental manipulation to force the words prepare until someone who would be known as the founder would come to create the SCP foundation any and all weapons and infantry sent in to attack or neutralize this potential threat were met with either complete and immediate destruction or a force of will strong enough to deter them away behind this Guardian is of course the gate it protects with a realm of existence reminiscent of the Garden of Eden basically this is a God level threat that I mean if you can't see the danger in complete obliteration just by proxy well I don't know what to tell you this being also sought to the creation of SCP 0 0 1 J which as simple as it may seem is quite horrific in its intent a small red button with the simple note if you push this button you'll destroy everything in the years since it was discovered the SCP foundation was created to house and protect this button under 3 kilometers of earth to prevent the pushing of a device that can destroy all of reality the Magnetic temptation of this device created insurrection in the organization and even a cult known as the order of the sacred button pushers anyone who attempts to push it will be executed by the foundation for that question and who knows if it will really destroy everything or not but you know as they say curiosity killed the universe so if you press the button everyone dies and if you try to press the button you're gonna die in the process oh oh you stupid son of a SCP - zero one six is basically a zombie-like virus or sentient microorganism that can infect a host and spread like wildfire with ease causing escalating symptoms starting from common cold like issues - dealing with blood in the lungs with hemorrhagic fever and then finally bleeding from every orifice of the body until dying of blood loss as they projectile vomit up to five metres however people that do survive will seek to spread the disease and all of this within the first two weeks SCP - zero one six can mutate a hosts body to better suit the nearby environment even giving the hosts gills and fins if submerged in water for long periods of time and even spider like appendages to reach boxes far away basically saying it's like the 28 days later infected if they could anymore an outbreak consisting of this unnamed disease would be catastrophic the only remedy for this is killing anyone infected and destroying the site in which it was released so if you're infected with it you're gonna be screwed and trying to kill everyone in a very crazed manner or you're just gonna be cremated scp-017 will seek to envelop you purely if you cast your shadow in any degree within its sight if you are not wearing a full-body reflective suit you will most likely find this small creature attacking and consuming you leaving behind no trace as it returns to its a mobile and childlike position casting your shadow in front of this will have you wiped from existence SCP - 0 1 9 at first glance is it much of a threat being just a simple yet indestructible Greek baz although it can summon humanoid like creatures from the seemingly infinite void within these creatures will attack with razor-sharp teeth and claw to slit your throat or slice you to ribbons but can be easily dispatched or burned if this veritable pot of greed feels disturbed by either being moved changes in temperature or putting anything inside of it it will summon any number of these creatures that it sees fit basically see it as a monster spawner in Minecraft that you cannot destroy and if not contained properly will eventually wear down your until they can overwhelm and chop you up you do not want to piss off this bit of pottery SCP - zero to zero is basically an ever growing mold that can accumulate in homesteads and places frequented by humans invisible to the naked eye it will spew out spores that will manipulate people into increasing the heat and humidity in de nearby area while also becoming outwardly more social to invite potential victims to the spore ridden domicile as it begins to course through and grow on their bodies deteriorating your health until eventual death further infecting any emergency response and mortuary personnel the only course of action against this mind mold from the SCP is - as well as anything and everyone the spores have infected so you'll either die in a spore party sweating your ass off or the SCP will swoop in and burn you to death and left as a pile of dark ashes amongst that of the darkness SCP - 0 to 9 the daughter of shadows is a young woman comprised of a mostly dark overtone with slight albino pigmentation on her skin she has 4 times the speed and dexterity of any human can use just about any object to kill a person while preferring to strangle them only by being pacified by direct light natural or artificial her most deadly quality is that she can easily control the minds of men to worship and kill for her creating simple minded cults that even when she is incarcerated will wreak havoc on society to appease her leaving you either a mindless slave that will eventually be labeled as a terrorist and killed by the government or being killed by her cult known as the thuggish or you could just be killed by her while she's alone unmasking the next threat SCP - 0 3 of the iconic comedy and drama masks and will emanate an overpowering allure for people to put on despite the fact that it is always secreting a corrosive liquid from its eyes and mouth the mask will then completely destroy the mind of the wearer and be under the control of the mask itself speaking to whoever is by in a very intelligent in charismatic manner as the body slowly erodes away from the degenerative effects the mask has on human bodies till it is rendered motionless SCP - 0 3 5 while mummifying its host body can easily convince others to commit suicide or be its slave saying that human minds are very easily manipulated so either being coerced to put on the mask to become a brain-dead vessel or being convinced to kill yourself simply by a gun within a mask SCP - 0 4 7 is a rusted up cylinder filled with an unknown gas that at first causes no harm to people upon first exposure but can wildly mutate prokaryotic organisms mostly the microscopic ones found on our epidermis the cells on the skin will turn and in fact become a direct detriment to our own health changing the skin pH levels causing extreme toxicity that can lead to sepsis and immune cell filtration and eventually your skin breaking down with a highly contagious rate and about a 40% mortality rate you can also lead to permanent infectious inflammation of the mouth and esophagus which can lead to infectious endocarditis and a 35% mortality rate however this is all from the lingering effects in the gas and how it can remain on surfaces for up to 5 hours those that are nearby upon the initial release will die within minutes so if you're in the gas when it first comes out you probably will die if you stay for too long and if you survive that you're just gonna be spreading this awful disease to anyone that comes within your proximity SCP - zero five zero - pitti dwells within the bottom of a mineshaft that after unknown mutations and deformations has become hostile towards humans and if given the chance will incapacitate victims so that it may swallow in eat them whole like a snake basically think for you're getting bored to death by the miner forty-niner scooby-doo scp-058 is a rather heart-stopping creature resembling a cow heart with four arthropod like legs with four tentacles adorned with razor-sharp spines and one even sharper stinger on its rear its grotesque appearance is certainly matched by its lethality being extremely hostile as it can whip its steer towards prey at up to 10 feet at around 200 miles per hour while accelerating with two seconds to a running speed of around 55 miles per hour it is able to speak in a posh and mellow British accent during its fits of murder and has only been incapacitated twice once when a literal building collapsed on top of it and again when an m1 armored tank parked on top of it accidentally however even in a heavily damaged State it can still lunge its tail and eviscerate people that try to capture it so unless you have the leaning tower of Dallas about to plop over on top of it or if you have a spare tank lying around you're not going to be able to stop this relentless creature and if you can't stop it you're pretty much gonna be impaled in seconds SCP dash zero five nine is basically if the last of us infected were a cult rather than violent infected the newly discovered Delta radiation has an interesting property that will cause fungal life-forms to grow on any surface in just 15 minutes within the reach of its source humans and animals will not experience painful effects at first although they will begin to merge with the fungus if exposed to the Delta radiation long enough and even will describe the feeling as almost as they view the world as a blue haven they will attempt to coerce people to come within the Delta radiation radius in order to infect them as their bodies become covered and fungi attempts to treat those infected by this have resulted in a 90% mortality rate and that is just in the early stages so if you find yourself stuck within this radiation for even 15 minutes you'll literally become a hippie that wants to turn himself you and the whole world into a dead hive mind of shrooms hmm this might be the origin story of the Mushroom Kingdom or at least the origin story of the toads getting a bit heated scp-060 exists as a grove of 17 white oak trees in a contained satellite district however it is when the element of fire is exposed to this habitat that it's true evil exposes itself a burning human skeleton will float above with its flames reaching a hellish 2730 degrees Fahrenheit or 1500 degrees Celsius for non-americans it has the ability to sprint upwards of 50 miles per hour in order to spread its flames as quickly as possible and of spotting any human will try to bind them with its arms in order to not only choke them but melt them alive in its bony grasp Mother Nature can be a [ __ ] in this scenario scp-072 is the embodiment of an RPG raid or boss fight which on that note this video is sponsored but you thought I was gonna say rain shadow legends pad this video isn't sponsored we're not going anywhere with a stone cube containing what appears to be a rather average looking but dead man occasionally without reason this man will come back to life and sometimes leave his entombment to search for any human if successful he will enter a blind blood lust fueled rage to kill anyone nearby being able to blow through meter thick steel security doors take 50 Cal bullets to the head swat away high caliber assault rounds out of the air bear live without air for up to an hour and most anime like be able to conjure bladed weaponry from different dimensions to slice up its victims in a few occasions he was only taken down by hundreds of 50 Cal machine gun rounds where his body was ripped apart being crushed under 13 tons of metal being totally incinerated by a grenade in his chest and when all else failed they had to nuke the site he was rampaging in no matter how we take this old fart down it will always respond within the stone cube over a period of time between 6 hours to 25 years depending on how drastic the measures we took to kill it scp-031 himself to these fits of Rage but with the modicum of eloquence named Duke this average man with an IQ of 155 will have Pleasant conversations with people and has stated to have lived for centuries however if he does not get a regular supply of blood to consume every 12 hours will go into an animalistic frenzy to find a source of blood to quench his thirst in this mindless state he has been shown to kill up to 11 people before devouring the flesh of a human he deemed to have just the right blood for him however he states he does not remember these outbursts one bit so if he is indestructible as the previous guy and he is just trying to find the right blood there's no telling how long this rampage will go on and if you will survive the attack scp-096 blackened rubik's cube that if aligned correctly will trigger a catastrophic and deadly event that wipes out anyone nearby although what exactly happens to them is unknown think of it as the Millennium Puzzle but instead of an ancient Pharaoh emerging everyone just disappears instead probably dead SCP - 0 9 4 is in a similar vein to its predecessor being an inanimate object with unknown potential in catastrophe similar to a black hole this floating black ball 163 centimeters in diameter does not have a gravitational pull but anything that draws itself within its frame will disappear without any chance of coming back while proximity isn't necessarily something to fret over it's the fact that it doubles in size every 31 years that draws growing concern within a few centuries that may be a huge issue but we're not gonna be around for that but you've got to really be concerned for your ancestors SCP - 1,000 is thought to be one of many outspoken myth described as an ape barn with a critically fatal sickness that if not immune to the effects of this so-called disease will result in their death this disease in question causes anyone that simply catches a glance of these Apes to have a 2% chance of total brain failure resulting in immediate death and the longer they stare at these beasts the higher the chance of death considering any Apes that contract this disease die if not immune to this Medusa of death it is easy to say that any and all of them are fatal to look upon and may be the reason the fabled Bigfoot has become so illustrious in North American folklore because basically if you even look at it you're gonna die on the spot scp-100 3 will develop something akin to a human embryo as they nest in nutrient-rich tissues that begins to drain exponentially it will develop much faster than regular human embryo or fetus 'as and once it has reached eight weeks of age will develop hook-like razor-sharp teeth that it will use to eat the hosts from the inside out in a matter of minutes this tapeworm will have fully consumed its hosts human and will emerge as what appears to be a child ranging from the age of ten months to eleven years depending on how much thickness was on the human at eight so basically the fatter the human the older the child however the tapeworm now turned human will now act as a regular person not remembering it's parasitic past and will behave as such for the remainder of its life so if you eat the wrong food or substance that carries this lie stilling Critter kiss your ass good-bye as it literally eats your ass from the inside out and poops out a baby or even preteen scp-100 9 is literally a landmass that wishes to expand its territory it will grow out in all directions using plant like growths and soil at a rate of 0.87 meters per hour anything that wanders into its own mass will be converted physically and chemically into any of the properties that exist within itself including soil tree plants and other natural fauna the only way to prevent this growth is by producing sounds of up to 60 decibels all around it as it will stunt its growth without loud enough sound scp-100 9 is estimated to have the potential to expand itself 1,000 kilometers within just 26 days consuming anything and everything it comes into contact with think of it as if Mother Nature and the blob had a kid but that kid really hated loud music scp-100 - JP is an abandoned wooden house that ex as a veritable voodoo doll but with the very universe itself while normal in just about every way it's when you enter the Attic that everything extends 127 kilometers in each direction with what is described as heavenly bodies throughout with wooden fixtures and planets and light bulbs as stars these bodies are manifestations of stars and planets in our universe and when that body is destroyed so is the corresponding star or planet with stars exploding into supernovas it has also been noted that natural disasters like earthquakes can cause damage to this attic and its fixtures which if a star like our Sun or our planets body crumbled we would see planetary annihilation in moments with no survivors on a much smaller scale scp-1010 Tilian chicken-like creature by simply gazing at it a person can be painfully stricken with paralysis in merely three seconds with these effects lasting 8 minutes in that time the Gallimimus look-alike will bite the victim calcifying them or hardening their flesh like stone 3 inches deep we're only orifices like the mouth eyes and butthole are unaffected the animal will use these openings to burrow inside your body and devour your flesh until it eats twice its own bodyweight or until you die of internal damage or blood loss basically you're a living statue dying from the inside out SCP - one zero one three - J is a hive mind of squirrels that plot to take over the world via underground networks through the use of ballistic weaponry and advanced martial arts if you run over one of their comrades with your car accidental or not you will have a nutty attack force coming to take you out think of that episode of Rick and Morty that's basically what this is scp-1048 is a teddy bear with no discernible threat and can only communicate with bodily language it's true lethality comes through those that it creates being able to manufacture replicas of itself made with weird materials in deadly powers the first being made of human ears that can shriek at high volumes and outside of a pain that comes with high decibel sounds anyone within hearing range suddenly had ears growing all over them to the point that they all died of asphyxiation due to their lungs being clogged with ear growths another teddy bear seemingly pregnant will attack pregnant women and remove their unborn children from their bodies the last two teddy bear made of rusted metal has the capability to slit and slice people at a fast rate this is a type of Care Bear that doesn't really care about you but they will dismember you FCP - one one zero zero is a highly complex organic protein that can spontaneously vaporize into aerosol form and can transform plants and animals into a number of horrific results ranging from fruits becoming explosive plants with vines becoming muscle like in order to grab and crush humans plants with thorns and needles sharpening and being coated in highly toxic substances and all consumable plant-based foods becoming completely unedible animals will also become recklessly hostile even those considered docile like a deer and rabbits certain predators that usually only go after small animals will only seek to attack humans animals like chickens and cows for livestock will have their flesh rendered in edible and household pets becoming larger and feral basically meaning every single plant and animal on the planet will be out to kill you and you will be unable to eat most if not all of your major food sources so you're either going to starve to death or be mauled by just about any animal or plant you come across scp-112 - AARC is an extreme form of terroristic celibacy being a spherical artifact that can cause a three mile wide radial boost to the area's gravity literally destroying everything through sheer pressure the only way of preventing this tragedy is by having people who have never had sex and have been castrated to be within its presence with no less than 4 people tending to it per day without any sensual contact or thoughts anything outside these guidelines will mean imminent destruction so unless you're a no nut or no ovary virgin near this thing you'll be a filthy sex loving pancake in seconds it can take you 30 stinking 60 - it's because easy sexy putting the pain in painting scp-1155 can manifest itself as a piece of graffiti depicting what looks like an owl slash human hybrid that seemingly stares at its gazer it's subliminally beckons passers-by to draw closer with people saying although they are nervous they feel compelled to approach the painting once within 2 metres of range and if the person is not being spectated by anyone a sudden flurry of attacks will beseech them with their limbs being amputated deep pecking wounds and lacerations in their flesh and if no one else witnesses this within 6 seconds the street art and victim will disappear without a trace meaning even if you aren't taken away or spirited away you will most likely die from your injuries raising the false flag scp-1128 is a ballistic missile suspended one point three four kilometers above an abandoned Russian nuclear base moving at a very slow pace upwards over time if any kind of mammal aircraft or even strange broadcast signal comes near it the missile will begin to accelerate and if it gets far enough will trigger the nuclear detection systems of any former Soviet nations and in turn nuclear detectors of other countries this could easily lead to a panic and counter-attack that leads to numerous countries firing nuclear warheads at each other all this is is a simple missile that will scare the world's citizens and governments into destroying themselves residing underground in a coal mine we have the hellish cough that is SCP - one one seven nine standing thirty meters tall wielding a weapon sword this Adonis is covered in fire smoke and liquid hot magma it will not leave its underground domain but will execute those that enter either by its weaponry sheer hotness or by the high carbon monoxide and sulfur dioxide it releases into the nearby air it's literally a daddy type that is so hot and will whip and choke you to death either by its own hand or the air nearby lightening up scp-122 appears to be a child's nightlight functioning normally until it loses electrical power when this occurs anyone asleep within 500 meters will enter a comatose state as their shadows generate dark humanoid figures that hunt down other people to lull to sleep through any available means either through sleeping meds singing lullabies or gathering bed materials the more people they draw into a slumber the larger the original radius will grow attempting to power the night light back on does have its downsides and will cause anyone within the radius to experience insomnia and violent nightmares so either you're plagued with an inability to sleep until you give up and fall into a coma that could possibly send everyone else into a similar fate and with everyone out cold death due to malnutrition and dehydration are sure to follow think of it as Freddy Krueger but with a less malicious nature and more of a slowed taking one small step for man but not as easy as ABC SCP - 1 2 3 3 is reminiscent of a man in a EMU type spacesuit his jet pack allows for traveling up to over 40,000 kilometers per hour and can lift and throw up to 65 kilograms on his own he is not directly hostile and is more of a Frankenstein's monster type wandering into small towns not knowing usual human conventions like fluid conversation Street laws like walking the middle of busy roads he will end up piling up cars and bicycles and destroying buildings and property if he finds them annoying or in the way you could easily die at his hands mainly due to his pure innocence and obliviousness to any given situation by either fatal car accidents being crushed by its massive strength or being struck at high speeds as he blindly travels around scp-1234 puts hot cyl and gretel to shame a pastry shop shut down in 2003 had been left abandoned for years but its kitchen appliances and shelves could not be removed despite any construction or interior decorating efforts the building would enter a phase of electromagnetic fluctuations that would send electronics into a flurry for up to 36 hours and during this period any number of people and animals within a 300 meter radius could mysteriously vanish anyone that enters between the hours of 11:00 p.m. to 3:30 a.m. where all windows darkened and doors become impenetrable and disappear without a trace as well when the doors unlock in darkness fades at 9:00 a.m. the store shelves are lined with pies made with any organic materials within the shop whether it be fruits veggies chicken dog or human grocery stores within five kilometers can also suddenly have this cannibal lovers pie in stock so if you enter the store or anywhere near it tear in these hours you could instantly become chunky bits in a meat pie just because you were walking near the place at the wrong time now if inception and Freddy Krueger had a mental disability together as CP 1 2 3 7 would be just that being the deepest level of sleep or epsilon wave sleep where the brains wavelength begins to emit reality shaping affects affecting mostly people between the ages of 18 to 30 those afflicted will most likely be unable to awaken from their slumber until you awaken naturally during this period whatever occurs within their projected dreams will affect the world at large if the person has a nightmare of being mutilated they will in turn be mutilated if they imagine a city either engulfed in flames or in perfect peace that city will bend to the dreams will point being whatever their brain forces upon them in their dream state the world will reflect it now if a person is a lucid dreamer they can shape their thoughts at their own will and they could very well become a god of a new world destroying and creating as they please so either you're gonna die from a dream of falling or you're gonna die to somebody that wants complete world domination scp-123 8 or a species of deep-sea fish that are highly toxic on consumption and can have successful breeding of up to 10,000 eggs per singular entity living up to 35 years and being sexually active at the age of 10 they can consume smaller fish and more importantly rocks and minerals at a high rate and will create tunnel systems in the Earth's crust miles deep to further create nests for hatching the eggs if they extend these tunnels far enough they could easily cause catastrophic land collapse from the surface above due to their over populating predatory and excavating nature they could easily sink cities killing thousands all while wiping out major food sources we rely on from the sea due to them being so toxic and unconceivable we cannot rely on creatures of the sea to eat them as they eat all of our fish scp-1263-a Little Shop of Horrors on a grander scale a small plant like matter that can be unearthed and immediately seek out biomatter and moisture from any living thing nearby being able to instantly kill in or humans while creating toxic aerosol in the nearby air supply if this instance were to be left unchecked it could easily grow up to ten thousand meters within just 24 hours consuming anything and draws near and suffocating those beyond its reach it has the ability to strike down fighter jets and was only originally vanquished by triggering a dormant volcano to completely incinerate it although I'm sure a good old nuking could do the same as well twenty nearby countries were prohibited from air travel due to the lingering toxic effects that that this mass created and if just a fragment of it survives could grow exponentially all over again consuming all it can with only Hellfire as its weakness SCP 1 to 64 is comprised of five warships used as target practice during the atomic bomb testing at Bikini Atoll in 1946 their sunken vessels however vanished but eventually were rediscovered wandering the sea still fully equipped with deadly artillery and a ship of capable headless crewmembers they will hunt any ships nearby specifically peaceful passenger vessels and attack without mercy until the ship begins to sink anyone that tries to abandon this sinking ship will be caught in a net cast by the denizens of these warships and these nets will be attached to their sinking vessel leaving them to a watery grave with the bodies of the Damned never to be found again SCP - 1 - 75 appears to be an amorphous blob that can change its form into any shape and size and will use this to expand and envelop anything at values once it has consumed what it wants it will decrease its size to cause the object to disappear it can fit through any surface if even the tiniest crack were in an airtight room it will find a way out by sleeping through although it is hypothesized that those that consumes are not destroyed but rather transported to a different unknown location since it will refuse any objects that are forced into it it's very well within reason that an evil organization use is it to steal vital information and deadly weapons for its own uses either way having a blob that can reach you no matter where you are and transport you wherever at once can have an untold amount of ramifications when it comes to your survival SCP - 1 2 9 takes the concept of the Last of Us is cordyceps fungus type infection but takes it in a different direction with the cluster of fungi being able to infect any animals with mucosal membranes 98% of life is naturally immune to this but if it is allowed to mutate within hosts could reach deadly stages of symptoms and infections starting like a common cold a number of fungal species can facilitate within a host modifying the immune system blood mucus and overall construct of the body however they will operate normally and in most cases the infection will either peter out and the fungi will vacate the body looking to infect for their people however if the infection and fungi remained long enough to reach stage 5 inside a person that said person can suddenly swell up and have their whole entire body explode in a spore filled plume if you are a bystander near this body boom let's just say if scp-122 new into that one chick from slither than the SCP foundation will find you find these spores inside of you tranquilize you euthanize you and burn your body to prevent the fungi in your body from developing and spreading to other people now if you have never been to a down-home country kitchen diner you may see the old folks there was nowhere near a threat well SCP one team nine five may change your mind for elderly gentlemen that comprise this category refused to leave their favorite place to eat from 9:00 a.m. till 6:00 p.m. and if they are forcefully removed within that time frame anyone within a certain radius of them will have varied effects the first of these older gentlemen will cause people to lose their sense of self-preservation getting into dangerous and fatal incidents without a second thought think of the movie The Happening where people are basically just killing themselves off left and right second effect where people will not know the difference between edible and inedible objects often leading to poisoning or you know if you're eating anything something's gonna happen to your body it's a sticker price stickers all the time the third effect will eradicate all microbial organisms in someone's body making their digestive system non-functional making it to where you can never eat again and the last effect of these older gentlemen will make people too obsessed with self-preservation and will become a hypochondriac often refusing to leave their homes and not interact with others if the first and last gentlemen affect a person their opposing natures will force an individual into a coma so bottom line let the boomers have their coffee or else you'll be jumping off buildings or eating Tide Pods without an internet trend to tell you to do so in the vein of most superhero and anime plots an alternate universe labeled SCP 132 both universes are able to communicate electronically and send objects through their respective portals although the Homo sapiens of the other side began to be ravaged by a viral outbreak our universe was able to administer a vaccine for them which on our side this disease was just a common flu however over time it was discovered that the vaccine had adverse effects that reduced the alternate universes birth rate to such a degree that only 1,000 babies were born in the span of 72 hours globally due to this the people of the universe SCP 132 - sought revenge for their doomed race and would periodically send disease nanobots nuclear devices and deadly gases through their portal into our universe and for a while we could keep them contained however two outcomes could mean our demise one with one of these nanobots gases or nuclear devices being successful in causing a widespread disease or nuclear blast or that scp-1325 axiom that makes us sterile meaning certain doom for our species over time shiny bright at CP 135 au is just what appears to be a ball of light that will actively seek out organisms weighing more than two thousand four hundred and eighty eight grams that has seen it it cannot be stopped by any physical barriers as it can pass inhibited through any surface and once it comes in contact with its target will invade their brain and shut it down causing immediate death this light will then grow in size base speed and brightness by 22.7% for each life it claims known as a delta event the only way to stop this ball is to just prevent any 2488 gram organisms from being around it as it decays in size and speed by 1.14 percent per day however we cannot leave it alone there is a detriment because if it does not disrupt the brain activity of any organisms for 24 days it will enter a Kappa State and seek out any organism of 2488 grams without them having to see it so every month we have to give it a ritual sacrifice of an organism that weighs more than 2488 grams on top of containing it within a multi mile wide dome to prevent anyone else from causing it to grow further by seeing it on accident if it were to obtain enough sustenance as we might say it could easily grow to expand across the whole world because honestly the bigger it is since it can go through walls without any issue the more chances that more organisms will see it and if it were to get anywhere near the ocean that would be the end of all life because all the aquatic life there in the darkest depths would see it and be consumed and honestly earth would be replaced by this light ball SCP - 136 8 are parasites that look like a hollowed-out skin of humans kind of like the thin layer of skin snakes molt out of they will attempt to envelop and take control of humans ceasing their vocal cords in cardiovascular system and at a lower percentage their site they survive off the dead skin we produce and if destroyed can easily regenerate in clone like instances any dead skin cells or dust or nearby they can only be killed by fire but even then if even a small portion is not incinerated could easily disguise itself as litter or trash and lie dormant for months to regain enough of a form to claim another host now they aren't looking to kill off the human race with no finite goal discerned but with how they can duplicate and go undetected while being able to control our heart and blood vessels we can easily see them causing massive epidemics as they lie dormant to this day in countries like the USA Greece Italy Turkey and Iran SCP 1 3 7 2 is a gigantic segment of ocean currently not known when traveling either by sea or air from west to east through this segment nothing really happens whatsoever however traveling from east to west through here will cause all people aboard to begin to see what seems like the edge of the world where the ocean ends and an infinite void lies there after giving the flat earthers something to talk about those approaching it will be irreversibly be compelled to continue their approach and when reaching the horizon will suddenly vanish where even GPS coordinates will disappear sailing ships will sometimes emerge from this edge but will be broken down and tattered carrying what a village elder describes as a verbal plague carried by the dead dead sailors will emerge echoing the words of a damned afterlife being able to understand them and hear them would cause you to join them on their ship in order to return to the edge without question and become yet another damned soul SCP 139 seems to be a skull with a missing jawbone of apparently Neanderthal descent it is believed to be connected to the white div what tribes describes as the culmination of all evil if anyone comes into contact with this skull they will eventually enter a killing frenzy no matter who the victim is whether it be your brother your mother your sister or your boyfriend or your girlfriend anybody is fair game once you have touched the skull after these murders the person in question will sodomized anything nearby whether it be or dead body so if you are touching the skull you might be killed by someone trying to defend themself or if somebody nearby touch the skull you're about to be a bloody pulp SCP 148 is similar to a Japanese crow but with three legs it has three different states of being being inert where it doesn't move and has no effect being passive and flying about it can emit high levels of gamma radiation once every three months this crow will enter an active state emitting a burst of gamma radiation levels similar to the solar corona you tube please don't do monetize it's a scientific term for the upper atmosphere of the Sun basically purging its immediate area in flames and radiation similar to the Sun itself the only way to prevent this catastrophic damage is by containing and burning the bird three times a day at 400 degrees for 30 minutes at a time this is probably the secret recipe for KFC's chicken if these burnings fail to prevent its active state a human sacrifice by fire at a designated temple must be made so you either gonna die in a nuclear radiation filled landmass created by this bird or someone's gonna sacrifice you so the bird won't do this scp-1440 is merely a man with a path of curse destruction in his pacifistic wake appearing to be an elderly gentleman with no hostile traits but being within his proximity would cause destruction with anything man-made in to those human individuals as well while he himself cannot be killed or destroyed in any way he often wishes for death that will never come and one day when he was being quarantined and interviewed by SCP agents to discern his abilities a nuclear device with dozens of fail-safes exploded killing everyone including a few scps he will basically turn his surroundings into a final destination type event or anything and everything will deliberately go wrong in to end human life as he travels across the world attempting to minimize his destructive path and find an end to his rigid life running around at the speed of sound scp-144 7 appears to be a Tibetan monk but is constantly in a state of hyper motion at 200 kilometers per hour for up to 20 hours per day he is constantly attempting to reach and kill a five-year-old with the same name as a tech entrepreneur that entrepreneur I don't know who it is if anyone stands in the way of his goal he will seek to assaulting them in a deathly flurry of blurt attacks leaving them dead in seconds he can be slightly incapacitated by high-caliber rounds and blowing him up with explosives will just cause him to be blown to bits but regenerate over time and slipped through small surfaces with ease attempts to contain him are extremely difficult as he assaults his containment until he eventually creates a weak spot to exploit the only way to calm him down is having the boy he is targeting have meditation sessions for brief periods of time so if you accidentally stumble in his way towards killing this Pinder gardener you'll most likely be assaulted in a Jojo or DBZ like fashion and dead before he hit the ground scp-1486 too is if the happening replaced turning people into suicidal maniacs and instead made them melt into petroleum and made trees impromptu flamethrowers a fungus that invades trees increasing the heat they release during light absorption to such a degree that they can ignite and start wildfires without warning plants will continue this cycle of a burning sensation while humans and animals will suffer for complete and total organ failure and within a short time as their body excluding their skeleton degrades into a petroleum liquid so basically this will plummet the planet into a nuclear winter with total global Hellfire within a year ripe with unbreathable air purely polluted with spores that will turn trees into fire and will melt your body into fossil fuels scp-1486 six is a cosmic mathematician with anger issues if the computer were to disprove Goldbach's conjecture which is the idea that every integer will be an even number when added between two prime numbers upon completion of finding this out any devices associated with this supposedly impossible algorithm a 2.8 metre long invisible spear will appear from the device after 34 seconds and any matter it intersects with will be destroyed at the atomic level leaving nothing behind and once that is over a violent reactive chemical will explode in a shockwave so it will destroy everything and then explode even further the danger could also possibly be exacerbated if multiple computers possibly at a tech company or a YouTube video that's released that solves this equation broke the code we would see constant explosions across the world scp-1498 s-- being a mosquito that can transmit a retrovirus which transforms any regenerative human selves into live mosquito larvae legs it will go undetected or felt for a time but once symptoms arise the mosquito larvae will start crawling out of your mouth your nostrils and eye sockets and while it's in your body it will leave behind cysts in your intestines once these swarms protrude through you're now dying body they will fly about and be free to infect anyone else nearby meaning anyone that dies by this will create thousands of more mosquitoes with these capabilities considering mosquitoes are the number one reason for fatal disease transmission something like this that could multiply their numbers with the high death rate would clear-cut humanity if not nipped in the tiny bud during its origin state quoth the Raven scp-1508 is an ever cloning Raven that will produce two identical Ravens of different personalities every 10 hours each duplicate will thus create two more duplicates every additional 10 hours and this will happen exponentially unless the original bird is killed at the end of every 10 hour cycle the original source will respond at a set location meaning the original crow will teleport back to where it once was attempting to kill the original bird almost original vampire escrow will have all of its subsequent offspring died simultaneously but the og crow all just respawn to where it was at the beginning at the end of the cycle it's easy to say that an infinitely spawning hoard of blackbirds would be disastrous to agriculture the environment and with that many birds [ __ ] everywhere health concerns and corrosion by their poop would occur eventually causing a potential plague of avian flu unless we can kill the original bird scp-1508 no phobia and base of OB a-- a colony of spiders weaving consistent webs lighter-than-air being able to float upwards of 15 kilometers high if they at some point descend within 500 meters from surface levels they will trigger a hellacious predatory nature the spider colony while flying around will shoot a web at any viable prey and completely envelop them as they fly away meaning if you're just walking around this colony of spiders will envelop you in a cocoon of spiderweb and slowly eat and drain you away over the period of 5 days and then eventually your hollowed-out carcass will drop to the earth and shatter to dust so imagine flying around for 5 days as thousands of spiders eat you alive SCP 1/5 1 a appears to be a typical limestone fountain but the water emanating from it is actually in a irremovable liquid that sometimes produces bubbles gases have no effects in reaction to these bubbles but if these bubbles hit a solid object it will destroy a part of it equal to its volume now if this bubble comes into contact with any liquid that is not its original source it will absorb that liquid assimilate it and grow in size depending on how much of the liquid was present so basically if there's any rainfall or if it's present in a high humid environment these bubbles could reach dangerous sizes to destroy at higher degrees remember the bigger the bubble the more destruction it's hypothesized that if it were dumped into the ocean the world itself would be potentially entirely destroyed as remember the bubble absorbs all liquid it comes into contact with the only way of stopping this bubble is to reintroduce it to the fountain as anything else would either be destroyed or make it larger so no amount of spongebob means saying pop the bubble will work scp-1583 is just simple metal barrels thought to be kept in underground fallout shelters although the label says to open it after nuclear annihilation to and unite survivors and keep them alive well it's not really recommended as when opened a series of white strands will protrude from this barrel and create an appendage that will immediately seek out any living beings nearby and force them into its growing mass ripping away their skin muscles and other tissue and after about three hours their entire skeletal system the white masks growing up to 200 kilograms every 15 seconds and if allowed to grow without interference will destroy all life but in their wake will reconstruct long lost buildings and structures nearby and even reanimate the humans it had consumed however everything recreated by one five eight three is still considered extremely dangerous at this point and the only way to prevent its further growth is by extreme amounts of heat and pressure basically imagine the blob emerging from a fallout shelter killing anything that moves and then when all is said and done it will rebuild everything that existed near it and the people it's killed even mimicking their thoughts feelings and emotions probably to learn and more people to it's recreations but it will recreate society from the ground up who knows our society may be scp-1583 scp-165 is the definition of the bed bugs biting almost exactly identical to the microscopic dust mite that is pretty much everywhere on the planet but in this case they will attach grains of sand to their back they gather in herds of billions in order to hunt prey and from the human I just look like a moving sand dune they will use carbon dioxide and sugars in the air to detect a suitable victim and will swarm them in moments by releasing a numbing agent into your body you will be completely unaware of any pain as they slowly devour your flesh bit by bit you're gonna be eaten alive and you won't even know it they can consume flesh down to the bone in minutes if left unchecked leaving anyone who is asleep during the feast the most vulnerable the only way to counter them is with highly toxic pesticides and high heat only deters them they will mostly go to colder or more shaded environments in short these microscopic pests can see to eating you alive as you sleep not triggering a response in your body to wake you up leading to parts of your body being stripped down to the bone or becoming a skeleton overnight unless you keep exterminator level pesticides at your bedside and are comfortable with spraying yourself with that or you sleep in total daylight you will be dead by daylight new killer confirmed scp-169 is a beast of unfathomable size dubbed the Leviathan this creature is said to be anywhere between two to eight thousand kilometers long with an active archipelago on its back it moves at the speed of one kilometer per week and its sheer breathing causes slight seismic activity and due to its inactive nature is assumed to be dormant nothing is truly known outside of these facts but if it were to awaken any kind of motions it makes could cause catastrophic results imagine a creature of that size sly we flailing about it would cause natural disasters on sea borders and islands and if this creature is violent in nature could easily destroy land masses and those upon them something that huge would basically be a walking meteor scp-172 is a cat-tastrophe no okay I'll just keep going on August 11th of 1959 one richard boyd was at work when he saw a cat playing in a construction area he went to save it from an ill fate when he himself fell from the scaffolding disappearing during the plummet years later what appeared to be a statue of Richard was found through a telescope in the outer rim of our solar system the cat itself was taken in and discovered that anything that this cat touched organic or inorganic would turn to stone with even the ground beneath them solidifying within a meter the cat does not age in any way and if you are like me you can't resist petting a cute little tabby so for cat lovers out there you'll probably become a statue that might even end up in the far reaches of observable space scp-173 6 is basically fallouts children of adam' on steroids with two types of SCPs involved with an ideological belief system for fronted by a shaman or priest designated as 173 6-1 while followers of them are designated as 173 6-2 and they will blindly believe and follow any gospel proclaimed by their leaders however beyond blind faith another deadly factor comes into play for anyone present during one of these sermons that is not a devout follower they will be exposed to dangerous levels of radiation that can kill a normal human within 72 hours however followers have been shown to be mostly immune to this bio hazards effects these sermons are held in public places in order to draw in more listeners of the attending crowd 25% of the audience will be the self-proclaimed preachers while the rest will eventually die from radiation poisoning within months or years so just accidentally attending a sermon humoring this sect and giving it an ear or becoming a follower that will most likely leave you like a ghoul from fallout over time that you will eventually die or you yourself will be a mindless preacher spreading this further if these priests die of any cause the followers of that priest will emit bursts of radiation to anyone nearby if these sermons were to be televised or put on the Internet many followers could possibly spread and upon the preacher's death radiation would spread unknowingly nation or worldwide from followers across the world in a more populated version of the 1983 movie Christine SCP 175 0 will at random and without warning possess and animate petroleum fueled vehicles making them into hostile like animals such as motorcycles attacking their riders 18-wheelers coming to life and smashing cars micro cars attacking and running over people and even a large oil tanker ship submerging itself just so it can drown the sailors think of the Decepticons if they could never transform due to any vehicle unless you drive electric coming to life and deciding to either run you over as you get ready for work crush you from within while driving around or a rampaging big rig flattening you on the side of the road this can prove to be even more deadly in the midst of gridlocked traffic as any number of vehicles could come to life and start wreaking havoc driving related accidents are a small percentage of worldwide deaths but this would easily make that number climb up fast as organizations will tend to cover up these incidents as traffic related mishaps let's just be thankful we will be dealing with animalistic vehicles and not rubber tires that can make our head explode at its own will scp-1812 is an unseeable meteor orbiting earth constantly it's not gonna make a physical impact however it will reveal itself if a person points it out or photographs it in some way once able to the aware party nearby tidal cycles will appear to be more extreme now take note that I said appear those affected will perceive higher ocean tides that will flood large portions of coastal land and be submerged in a liquid with higher viscosity than water making it extremely difficult to maneuver and escape from my Texans out there it's like swimming in a big ol bowl of molasses those within this imaginary water will begin to suffer from hypoxia show similar signs to drowning and eventually will die so basically seeing this meteor can have you seeing and feeling a flood that isn't actually there if images of this meteor were to be widely broadcasted on television or the internet any spectators will be susceptible to this imaginary watery grave the only way of counteracting this phenomena is by distributing scuba gear to all affected individuals but if you don't have any scuba gear handy and you somehow see an image of this meteor pointed out to you well you're gonna be sleeping with the fishes real soon my friend SCP 183 is a gigantic whirlpool around one to four thousand kilometers in diameter that does not move with the flow of nearby oceanic currents instead it actively hunts an ocean faring vessel with one or more passengers aboard and proceeds to obliterate it in everything on it any ship or submarine up to 300 kilometers away from it will be actively hunted down by this gigantic whirlpool if the ocean depths weren't frightening enough for you now we have a whirling vortex of destruction looming nearby losing heart SCP 1983 stands as a long abandoned farmhouse in Wyoming the front room is physically impossible to access as any doors windows or cut holes made into it will subsequently lead to a different room with the structure it's believed that this room can only be occupied and accessed by scp-198 3-2 long bipedal humanoid creatures completely enveloped in the blackest black while these physical shadows are out and about they will strike any person without hesitation with the long reaching limb that will not cause surface damage of any kind but will face through a victim's body and rip their heart out killing them in the process once a heart is harvested the creatures will retreat to the main room of the structure and we'll begin plucking panicked shadows from these hearts possibly showing even after death the creatures will have control over your very soul and maybe even create these demons from your shadow they will defend their homestead although even the farmhouse itself will trigger a defensive reaction against home invaders as any intruder leaving the back door will soon begin to melt from head to toe however in most cases the farmhouse will entrap trespassers indefinitely where every door or window leads to another room of the house making escape impossible until eventually she sets in so you can either expect to have your heart ripped out in your soul tortured or even become a shadow demon or wandering a decaying farmhouse until you kill over or go insane and the last one for today before my voice goes out rising from the ashes of Soviet Russia ironically SCP in 1984 is an apparition capable of interacting with Russian nuclear defense systems resembling a deceased russian soldier it can discern and fully understand any and all broadcast communications of any language and if this entity senses global military tensions of any degree will manifest itself to the naked eye as either a hazy shape of a human or a glowing red child with missing legs in this state it draws the power to fully interact with any missile systems within 50 metres of itself and actively move at up to 140 km/h this dead russian soldier will without thought if wartime tensions have been sent over broadcast communications and launched all missiles at any preset targets that have been assigned those working security in these military foundations are not going to put up much of a fight as this spirit can strike the central nervous system of any human with deadly precision to either paralyze or kill them it goes without saying having a being that will attack anything with the world's deadliest weapons whenever it feels slightly threatened by conflict without interruption can lead to countless deaths from these initial launches but also the countless more deaths that will result from the retaliation of even more nuclear strikes well we've covered the most dangerous keator class SCPs from SCP - zero zero 1 to SCP - two zero zero one I have skimmed over quite a few scps here and there that I deemed not to be too deadly or too much of a joke to discuss and as not to make this a multi-hour video I won't be splitting things off and moving on to part two sometime in the future depending on how well this video performs and you're gonna have to give you some time - but I didn't want to leave without giving you all something big to watch if you like what you heard and saw today didn't like that I skimmed over some s EPS along the way what a part - in the keator class series or want to suggest a different why you wouldn't survive scenario let me know in the comments like I said earlier I have spent about three hours some of the recording got messed up along the way so I had to redo 1/3 of the script so my voice is almost gone but before I let you go I just want to say the channel gets by thanks to beautiful Wow people like you just for watching 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Views: 2,756,090

Rating: 4.922348 out of 5

Keywords: SCP, Keter, Lore, Story, History, Analysis, SCP-001, SCP-001-J, SCP-017, SCP-019, SCP-020, SCP-035, SCP-047, SCP-058, SCP-059, SCP-060, SCP-076, SCP-1013, SCP-1048, SCP-1155, SCP-1233, SCP-1237, SCP-1

Id: 19GrxgAJft4

Length: 70min 42sec (4242 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/ashoethatisntaboot]

Depends on which keter. There are some that aren't necessarily dangerous, just extremely hard to contain

[u/TFK_001_SCP_account]

Keter means hard to contain, not dangerous. A teleporting cat that's cute and huggable is Keter. A button that will cause an XK, ZK, and every other K class scenario if pressed by a 1 legged, blue eyed, albino leprechaun named Jeff who's riding a unicycle would be safe because of how unlikely that is, and even if Jeff did exist, all they'd need was to redact the location of the button from Jeff.

[u/matyes]

Survive a keter class? I wouldn't even survive 1370.

[u/SaltedCrunchyPeanuts]

The author of the video misunderstood SCP-1000. The idea that the bigfoots spread a deadly disease is just a cover story by the Foundation to prevent people from looking into the truth, and the ordering of the SCPs is also weird. I suppose it is alphabetical with respect to item number.