Why SSSniperWolf isn't Funny

I apologize for being gone for so long I was exposed on YouTube and I just wanted to lie low if you guys haven't seen the clip yet I'll just show you a little snippet of it who's good dear liberals and you okay I'm gonna stop making that voice but I'm gonna be exposing diesel punch for he is the big gay but going back to the main topic of this video Sniper Wolf is a youtuber likes to use shitty ass thumbnails screaming her videos because she thinks that's comedy it likes to wear skimpy outfit so the twelve-year-old boys can come back and jerk the little Peters now I was gonna make a why I don't like sniper old video instead of why she's not funny but I've already seen so many people call out for the hypocrite that she is so I just want to be repetitive at this point so yeah we're just gonna watch a couple of videos from her and just make fun of her for being unfunny because that's a horrible [ __ ] crime [Music] I'm dead inside now it's pretty obvious towards why this is ginormous aids but I feel like we need to watch the full video to get the full effect of this monstrosity yeah I was working on my recovery and I got the glasses and I love them and I want to live in them so we're gonna wear those today hey guys today I'm finally doing another fortnight dances videos you know like season five almost every day they busted not some more dances so I can barely catch up so Lia Maya whatever the [ __ ] her name is feels like she needs to do the fortnight dances which is not the case you don't need to do those dances in fact nobody should be doing those dances in real life because it is a [ __ ] abysmal - my eyes unfortunately a lot of people still support her after this disgusting video the reason being of course is that she's the attractive gamer nerd so everyone just gonna love her regardless I mean if this was like some ugly woman or some fat big titty little boy I'm sure they would get a ton of hate and over half my sister is her other sister do they have anything new today no nothing new but yeah I've actually been practicing what is that voice the [ __ ] is that voice sounds like Harley Quinn getting heard [ __ ] nuts cheese graters all right that didn't make any sense but you guys get it right it's just it's like a Brooklyn accent with this really nasally voice and you guys know she's doing this tone on purpose I mean she wants to act unique and cute and all that [ __ ] if that was a real voice I wouldn't be giving her crap but she's obviously doing it to get attention love you you not a dance kind of I don't at all [Music] you know guys I used to really love the movie Donnie Darko but because of idiots like this person I can't watch that movie anymore they just abuse that song so much for the same [ __ ] stupid joke that moment when you can't dance that [Music] moment when you see your crush in the hallway and he fall down That moment when your legs don't work like they used to before that moment when you want to make out with the [ __ ] we're gonna try them right now and see who can do them better we don't do inside the video yeah you got a chill Jared practically like are two youtubers like this think that yelling or screaming is [ __ ] funny see when I edit my videos I use iMovie I put the clips into iMovie and I can see how loud the volume is and usually when I upload a Lele pons video a Lilly Singh video Hannah stocking video and a sniper will video the volume is pretty [ __ ] high where is she good bro I don't know just like some videos I'm like Twitter and that's it yeah that's also literally is just a shark fin - it's cool cuz I added it you can customize it she's cool you put a guitar I put up no good this really can we gonna try this alright so the first one is to wipe it it's left pattern I'm gonna do these two things out it's so much easier for me to just fit so if you like cringe-worthy dancing this might be the video for you unfortunately for me and 29,000 other people with a brain this is the complete opposite of entertainment no it's all in the hips now for the rest of the video Sniper Wolf dances like an asshat with her sister so we're just gonna watch the next video by her screams you're the wolf pack video if you did make sure that the like right in the and subscribe doing the wolf pack me a responsible adult saving my money to buy a house also me the doll mystery box on YouTube uh uh that's so relatable I just can't that's just that's just so funny like no way how does she know I to buy $5,000 worth of [ __ ] on eBay actually last week I saw this awesome lego Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle set it cost me a lot of money is about like $5,000 you guys have no idea how many times I've looked this up the past few months I don't like maybe I shouldn't you know I'm gonna get ripped off you know I'm gonna get ripped off you know I'm not gonna like what's inside it you know they're probably gonna scam me I mean look at the seller they got zero feedback but being the idiotic dumbass that I am I'm gonna buy it anyways isn't that just so [ __ ] relatable now to be fair $5,000 is a lot of money but to someone like Sniper Wolf that's really not that much so you're not really taking a big risk buying a mystery box on eBay so if you haven't guessed yet this video is gonna be about unboxings but unlike je stations unboxings this one's gonna be real now Jay I know you're watching this right now because I've seen you comment on a couple of my videos I just want to say the reason I keep poking fun at you is because I actually do like your videos I think it's the best [ __ ] on YouTube to be honest and I think you're a little bit cute the Big Gay open the stuff this is the most by far that I have ever spent on a video so let's see we have 5,000 likes for the five thousand dollars I spent on this did you like the video all right now make sure you hit that notification bell in the is this satire like she's literally doing every single unboxing cliche you could do she's self promoting herself randomly in the video I cannot stand that [ __ ] [ __ ] dude yeah I'm not gonna give you a like just because you were dumb enough to buy an expensive box off eBay that's probably just filled with toenails or some [ __ ] the Box based on how I want it do they like look me up I mean they have my name and my address okay maybe it wasn't my name on the account but maybe they could have found me like if you do some digging and then find out what kind of person I am and like customize the box I don't know I just thought it was weird that they asked cuz I bought another box that was $100 mister this is riveting an all book he just cut to the part where you have an over-the-top expression for the [ __ ] box is that a MacBook this is really light this is a scam it's gotta be a scam it is light there's nothing in it is there are you really gonna get my hopes up like that you know this reaction is fake or she's dumb as hell I mean what did you expect from a mystery box that has no refunds you're gonna get [ __ ] [ __ ] prizes oh wow what if there's a Mac button here all it's empty aw [ __ ] dude how could they do this to me I'm gonna refund it even though they said no refunds what are you doing oh the puppies they like it did you like it do you like the water melone do you like the water melone I know I said this before but I cannot stand her voice I just hate the way she talks even during the clip she sounded like the it is Wednesday my dudes guy what are you doing oh the puppies they like it [Music] oh by the way I feel like this video was fake as hell actually I know it's fake as hell I mean we don't see her purchase the box on eBay she has stuff that she got for her dog I mean she just happened to get that watermelon bed for her dog yeah of course also I know sniper all has enough money to do this type of [ __ ] but I don't think she would actually do it it's just easier to get stupid [ __ ] around her house put in a box and say hey look I bought a box for five thousand dogs now give me five thousand likes guys I deserve it I paid five thousand dollars for something even though I wipe my ass with that type of money I paid five thousand [ __ ] dollars dude Street box will be worth $1,000 or more and then I realized I'm like the one that I bought didn't say that so I kind of just screwed myself without thinking and doing my research or watching any videos about a mystery box no you probably found this stuff in your attic and just threw it in a box and said yep I paid for that on eBay guys trust me it's not like sniper wolf has lied to us before or youtubers fake [ __ ] all the time this is a hundred percent legit I love this so oh my god this is the one that little Tay wore Gucci Widow why where's the tag I gotta see this real it says the price on it it says 1380 focus damn it says $1,380 so sniper all talks about how awesome she looks and his $1,300 sweatshirt and then she complains about having a Macbook because she was promised one in the box but didn't get one even though Sniper Wolf has thousands of dollars she doesn't decide to buy a macbook on her own even though she also has a $1,300 sweatshirt probably trade that in for a MacBook if you really want one it's a jacket actually have a jacket almost exactly like this I saw PewDiePie wearing it I asked where he got it from when I got the same one of them it was really nice I like this it fits good oh look the sweatshirt just happens to fit perfectly yeah definitely not fake at all ok as I said that she just jumps out like she don't want to anymore but yeah I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that the like button the case and comment below if I should try this again with another mystery box or something else I don't know what do you guys want me to waste my money on next let me know and subscribe during the wolfpack shut the [ __ ] up

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Views: 2,372,329

Rating: 4.7129431 out of 5

Keywords: sssniperwolf rant, sssniperwolf fake, sssniperwolf isn't funny, sssniperwolf fail, sssniperwolf cringe, sssniperwolf is unfunny, sssniperwolf exposed, sssniperwolf, sssniperwolf fortnite, sssniperwolf dance, sssniperwolf fortnite dance, sssniperwolf unboxing

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Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 29 2018