Why JUSTICE LEAGUE failed

that because I think Superman is broken and I think it needs to be fixed it's not like a it from a movie standpoint I think that it is a he's the frickin he's them there's no like freaking like we're just fighting others I'm like really for Laura's movie like really like this is like the balance is like Justice League is here the highly-anticipated assembling of everyone's favorite superheroes the movie shows the teaming up of Iron Man Captain America Thor Iron Man again and meatloaf the plot follows a widow who has horns on a helmet tracking down the all sparks from Transformers movies and he makes the sky a different color and here's an army of CGI bug people that invade so Justice League has one of the most clunky messy openings I have ever seen we get this awkward fight between Batman and a pair of demon where Batman just beats it up and it explodes into green goo and it leaves the mark of three boxes on the wall which is straightaway pretty dumb it's like if you kill a pirate and then they explode and their blood on the wall forms like a treasure map and then we have this scene where this comical British bad guy like sets off a bomb and he has some stupid dialogue of like time to go back to the stone Age's or something done with the modern world back to the Dark Ages and Wonder Woman rocks up and stops him and things blow up this has nothing to do with a plot at all it's just a dumb scene where one woman can fight people and she has like SuperSpeed and can fly and either before all this or after it I can't actually remember but there's a stupid opening credit montage of Superman's funeral because Superman's dead just in case you forgot even though they teased the dirt floating up at the end of Batman vs Superman and then after this Batman is traveling to some small little town somewhere where he can meet Aquaman Aquaman doesn't play well with others and then Aquaman leaves on a terrible looking green screen and then Batman goes to meet up the flash and Wonder Woman goes to meet cyborg and now there are the best friends they're all friends now all of this character development is shoved into an hour but it's not just an hour of character development it has to share that hour with the most nothing villain ever made on a computer Stephen wolf old mates TV is hunting down three cubes called mother boxes and are in no way shape or form ripping off the Infinity stones because the Infinity stones are cooler and have interesting gimmicks these boxes form together and then they can like terraform the whole planet for the coming of Darkseid who is not Thanos but also give cyborg his Robocop body somehow for some reason also spoilers from here on out but like this may be spoiled itself in every single trailer it has nothing new in the film except for the resurrection of Superman but then like even a week after the movie came out they couldn't help themselves and they shove Superman in all the posters so Steven wolf sucks he looks like some kind of cheap knockoff toy or like a McDonald's toy the whole body is this like flat gray and then the face is like this weird orange skin color just says phrases not even real conversations you will not defeat me I will win and grillage of beings and he has an army of these military bug things called parademons and they are created by infecting humans or other people but the whole time like right so you melt a person they turn into these bugs but where do they get their goggles and hats from did I go to a store it once inviable or just even we'll have like all this in bulk so that's your plot in a nutshell Batman has to assemble all these wacky characters to fight a guy who loves power slamming [Music] now nothing in this movie is original or unique when you look at Man of Steel and all the other movies leading up to this it is so totally inconsistent unfocused sloppy and silly Man of Steel was never meant to be the setup for the Justice League it was maybe open to setting it up by having the Wayne Enterprises satellite but for the most part solo Superman movie all the way however while they were shooting that movie the first Avengers movie just came out and it blew up making Bank and hot dang an expanded universe a new best friends team-up movie is the new standard so say what you will about Marvel love them or hate them they have earned their success starting at the bottom and working their way up slowly and then the Avengers was like this big massive event now before I continue I just want to say that I like the Justice League I like heaps of DC characters and the Justice League has every right to be side by side with the Avengers in the cinema and I am also fine with DC movies being more serious than the funny Marvel movies that being said Warner Brothers DC Comics themselves and Zack Schneider have single-handedly ruined their big chance to rival Marvel and Warner Brothers could have had their team up movie before Marvel did they own every single DC character where Marvel have like characters spread out all over different studios and they'd like work with what they had now for some reason it was all left up to bloody Zack Schneider to not only start the universe but also define all the characters in his own vision so he casted people he wanted and he approved all the designs for everyone why him why couldn't patty Jenkins be the one to design the Wonder Woman outfit why couldn't James Wan be the one to design Aquaman's costume this is also another reason how DC stuffed it up and Marvel nailed it solo movies before the big team-up nothing wrong with that they didn't just start with an Avengers comic book and go hmm I reckon we should give all these characters their own stories for that DC man like I don't know why they just decided to go and reverse all of their movies have bombed then they make one solo film and it kills it now it's probably fine that Zack start off with designing Batman and Superman well probably not Superman he could have started this franchise over with Batman but they only just finished the Dark Knight Rises but you know what maybe he shouldn't have been involved at all his decision to make Batman twenty years into being Batman stops his character development dead this Batman has been Batman for twenty years so his no killing policy was scrapped a long time ago also he is interacted with every single one of his villains already one misses the days when one's biggest concerns were exploding windup penguins so we are now seeing a Batman at the end of his run and there's no room for new things except for being a part of a big team with all your best friends but we got from the better part of a decade I've only seen Batman fighting villains in a very realistic world that Killer Croc wouldn't fit in The Dark Knight because it's too serious and real well Killer Croc didn't really fit in his own movie but yeah yeah we can't really just go off the cancerous 90s movies all the hyper realistic Christopher Nolan movie and then just go with the flow with this violent mania it's a new Batman new character development like this Batman I can't even picture him having a Robin sidekick I can't even picture Jared Leto stupid Joker killing him I can't even picture Jared Leto stupid Joker being mortal enemies with this Batman and I can't even imagine a stupid Jared Leto as the Joker and I saw that movie so when you look at these movies one after the other you can see that every single one has a like dumb lazy plot points in it where they think you will forgive it if it's mentioned in the next movie with another stupid idea Man of Steel Superman fights Zod and they level metropolis and clearly kill millions of people they just level buildings hoping you'd be like yeah sweet destruction brah kill explosions bro but as a rational audience member you like wait a minute so many people would have just died it's like 9/11 times a thousand because it's a whole city but Superman's face just doesn't show any remorse and it ends on a happy note like that's dumb so in Batman vs Superman they share the ending of Man of Steel but it's from Bruce Wayne's perspective so they could be like no see we know it was all bad because people died and this guy lost his legs then there is this tacky plot where Superman is on trial and they think he shot someone and then there's the end battle where there's all this weird dialogue before they blow off a building of the area has been evacuated or the building is empty work day is over in the downtown core it's nearly empty and now in Batman vs Superman Batman is this absolutely bloodthirsty mean-spirited monster now this is the gimmick of him being Batman for 20 years and he isn't a [ __ ] anymore because no killing is way too boring for Zack Snyder he just constantly wants to kill Superman his beef with Supes is that if he wants he could killed the entire human species and killing his bad so let me kill all these thugs just to get some Kryptonite so I can kill Superman I want to murder him with hatred and a bloody kryptonite speed just in case he wants to kill too and famous for being a detective like Batman should have figured out some things even when Superman is trained like level with him he doesn't stop and go hmm he seems like a nice just normal guy said Lex is bad mm-hmm think you might hear him out but now he just has this dumb sinister smirk on his face while he's gun start shooting at Superman and the whole warehouse fight is sir goddamn violent now violence works for the Punisher or a judge dredd when Batman does it it just feels wrong but I've seen countless comments on the Internet of people going yes and finally and now that's how Batman's meant to fire ok Dark Knight was [ __ ] dis got it right I have played the Batman Arkham games I grew up on the animated series as far as I know he just knocks thugs out this Batman has had no setup and he kills like it's nothing so these people are like yes this is how Batman is meant to fight like what the hell Batman did you see [Music] [Applause] so he is violent and off-putting in not heroic at all then we get to Justice League they try to be like ah now he's a nice guy now he wants friends and he cracks jokes and and is light-hearted how is this new nice guy Batman earnt if he says cuz the stupid Martha thing I actually don't know how that works anymore was it because Superman had parents or or is it because one of his parents shared the same name as his parent because back when he just wants to stab Superman to death and bathe and his [ __ ] alien blood he's like I bet your parents touch means something it's true here for a reason then all it takes is to mention Marfa it's Superman's mom's name so he just guesses supermen had parents even though he's an alien but then he's like so you already assumes he's got parents before he like cries because it's one of his parents is the same name as his that's so stupid Superman should have been like wait you have two dead parents I have blood III and then Batman should have just said you know said nothing and should have looked like all embarrassed so I might sound like I hated this movie not like I actually hated Transformers v that movie was just frustrating and miserable this movie was so like hilariously silly I saw it with two mates and we just could not stop laughing our asses off the entire time and we were obviously like pissing off DC fans in the audience who like forcing themselves to like it and really sitting there going like me and I was really hoping Jared Leto would have a cameo or dark side would have a cameo or at least Harley Quinn oh well next time hopefully now I want to address something unfortunately Zack Snyder's daughter committed suicide during the production of this and then Snyder had to step off to deal with that but there was a extensive amount of reshoots that still left to go so for the most part they were trying to get this franchise back on track but unfortunately he couldn't wrap it up with his own vision so then they got just Whedon on to direct the reshoots there are two things when I heard this I thought like you know I just Whedon made the Avengers so he knows how these these types of movies work but it would probably just ultimately stick to Zack Snyder's plan and just do what he would have done anyway um Joss Whedon made this movie even worse all of a sudden the movie takes these just weird turns with all the characters like getting so wacky and they just start cracking wires and being like goofballs and it's like so oil and water so you go from like violent modem and Batman to this campy guy that like makes jokes with the flash and he's like all sarcastic with Aquaman and it's really really weird it's like they cut out takes into the film and it's also obvious that Joss Whedon handled all of the Superman stuff now Superman is now bright and colorful and he's also very light-hearted and smiley like the actual Superman however it makes no sense seeing how miserable and boring he has been since Man of Steel but once he's a resurrected he's a bit evil but then he goes super happy straight after it so Superman is back now any other movie they were probably just arrived with his coffin put him in the Gil in the spaceship and then he bursts out of it and it would be like this big reveal of seeing him in this movie the flash the cyborg literally Grave Rob his coffin then they'd crack it open and dump his corpse into the goo and he's like still looks fresh and he hasn't aged or like rotted at all and then the flash has to like run really fast to generate electricity because when they drop the Allspark into the goo with Superman it has to be like supercharged at this specific time blah blah like you put it next to cyborg and it just makes him a robot straight away where this is like they have to do the stupid thing to generate electricity has to be the exact time any new brain wakes up and he's evil now Superman fights a super being levels a city Superman fights a super monster levels a city all of a sudden Superman fights for super beings and they just have a little tiff in this tiny little area why hold back on the destruction poem there our way just waiting would have directed this so the flash could be find in his own movie some things he did I didn't mind but then the other time he just doesn't shut up cyborg I have no problems with because I don't really have an opinion on him he didn't really do anything and didn't make me care Aquaman on the other hand what the hell was going on there so with Wonder Woman gal gadot has a foreign accent right helps with the whole rest of the Amazonians coming from a distant land thing from far away Aquaman is from Atlantis the lost underwater city Aquaman talks like mommy Oh Jason Momoa Lala's portrayal just casting in general Zack Snyder probably thought that Aquaman was like a really stupid character and then he was probably watching Game of Thrones was like man he should be Aquaman because he's cool and then it's just Jason Momoa as Jason my mom in an Aquaman costume no Wonder Woman probably saw in my review I really enjoyed that film but I thought she was bland and Batman vs Superman patty Jenkins then took control and gave her a real character but now she's back in Zack Snyder's dumb hands now she's a hot badass since she does like slo-mo and blows up [ __ ] bombs and there is a bunch of shots of just her ass there is also shots of her like standing on a Ledge and we are under her just looking straight up her skirt like you feel like a pervert looking up at a girl's dress just don't get me wrong she's a very attractive woman she could stand still in the distance and you'd still know that I don't need the camera being shoved up her anus with Zack Snyder's voice going you really want this this is what you want this is where you want to be she's hot the movies really cool this movies just a joke and this has to be the movie where DC fanboys finally go alright I can't pretend this is good anymore like after sitting through a Suicide Squad you all have to realize these DC movies aren't in good hands they are rushed messes trying to compete with Marvel and the dumb thing is as much as a Marvel fan boy I am I am starting to get sick of their content like there's just too much jokes now it's actually making me second of the movies they could have taken their time developing Justice League by the time Marvel's popularity starts to die out everyone could have just migrated to DC all this being said the Justice League now feels like it's in a good place they are all set up and established now I feel that they can be salvaged with solid movies some real time spent with them and then maybe Justice League 2 can be an amazing film just keep these two away and have a solid plan Steven Wolfe oh my god while we're on the subject Jesse Eisenberg the Lex Luthor the Batman vs Superman Lex Luthor is completely unsalvageable it is the character and performance it is his fault that Steven wolf has come to earth and he's looking for these infinity stone Christmas presents but he rocks up in the post-credits scene Deathstroke rocks up on a boat to this bigger boat and he's like hmm Batman has started a lead maybe we should start a league of her own Oh like what let's just make a team of our own best friends like shouldn't Steven Wolfe have gone straight to Lex and bust him out of prison and be like you contacted me I'm here now you were gonna help me find the cubes with your email about Aquaman the one woman that have that could have been explaining the emails except for the flash here's the information on the Atlantis infinity box he has the information on the Amazonian infinity box and also cyborg and whatever his connection is to his infinity box isn't it so dumb that before the Justice League we have already done the death of Superman and the Dark Knight Returns Batman is to clean fight and now once we get to the Justice League it's just like nothing man these movies are like you know those Easter eggs that you buy from like the cheap discount stores it's them but they just getting shoved down your throat and they're making you feel really really sick of all the chocolate but it's not even good chocolate it's like not even Cadbury it's just [ __ ] he also has an ego his mane which I like he also has this little teeny bit of gum this little teeny bit of innocence a little teeny bit of kindness I feel like in the morning [Music] [Music]

Channel: CorderyFX

Views: 323,232

Rating: 4.5616813 out of 5

Keywords: CorderyFX, Justice League, Review, Batman v Superman, Fail, Bomb, Movie, Rant, Hollywood, Zack Snyder, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Jared Leto, Red Letter Media, Chris Stuckman, Angry Joe Show, Mr Sunday Movies, Cyborg, Flash, Avengers, Infinity War, DC comics, MCU, Marvel, Ironman, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Black Panther, Star Wars, The last Jedi

Id: IjH9ZgJPk2w

Length: 19min 34sec (1174 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 05 2017