Why Commando Sucks

commando aka my perpetual punching bag seems to have the most close-knit community of glue eaters that won't let this character be denied if i have to hear one more time that a character with the most unique ability being that he can [ __ ] roll is underrated i'm gonna lose it so here it is my magnum opus of why you should never play commando also make sure to subscribe and like the video see this is the only good thing that commandos are good for right here watch recently buffed look at that gun swinging only good thing about him but one commando run hey i basically but okay we're starting out good wait what's even better holy [ __ ] the choices now watch i'm gonna get god rng and people are gonna think the commando's good this is where i [ __ ] up my unleashed skill i'm gonna be so good at the game that people are gonna think commando's good no [ __ ] no i will say i tried out the uh i was never a i was never a commando frag grenader okay grenadier but uh i tried it again is it ass i mean that thing was dog i mean what do you do there's a wisp in the air what do you do wid insert picture of greater wisp this guy slaps your girl's ass what do you do it is ass there we go i don't even need to look at any other comment in the chat i'll just take that one oh psg best item in the game see i'm gonna i'm just gonna go against everything i've ever stood for today i'm gonna be like wow commando broken super strong psg best item i'm going to take some slurps out of my milkies actually it's because of all the shrine of combats but we'll forget about that all right ah screw it we don't need more damage we're commando we got damage in spades am i right any commando mates oh we took damage oh my all right restart no hit run over oh my this is what your body is on four syringes look at this damage hog champ wetlands is supposed to be the home of the shrines oh it's gonna be the home of a million attack speed what is this am i playing command death by a thousand nerf bullets watch this chat are six soldiers as a commando main myself i figured i'd win this run what can i say what a shite placement for the teleporter oh and i got my queen we're screwed oh no aoe she's spawning 18 beetles all right i gotta leave oh no i'm dead oh thank you elixir there are 18 beetles back there i can't actually go there this is awful all right i think i have a plan i think i've got an idea i got a big noggin i got a big noggin chat a proper a proper noggin oh there's a there ah buckethead no i'm just jumping down screw it if we die we die oh and that's the video's over that's why i command a bad x dealer ugh all right we're going again all right chat i'm going to take here's my here's my time to [ __ ] talk the uh the commander some more so get ready all right so he's terrible at everything no aoe no damage no [ __ ] maidens he sucks versus dune striders how can you suck versus beetle queens okay imagine imagine a character being bad at killing beetle queens pov you are commando just saying hey stage three shatter spleen definitely all right all right definitely hopeful i'll make it to stage three this time for that guaranteed whoa [Music] oh my god dude holy cow holy oink oink zoo pals on this one what a stage new map pay to win question mark thumbnail pay to win question enjoy the raincoat tech while you can you're getting rid of it no no eccentric v whole mic i mean the run sealed at the right it's guaranteed now according to everyone who's ever talked in risk of rain 2 the eccentric vase is underrated as hell greatest item in the game can i get a yeppers in the chat the one chance i have to catch a stream and i'm at work unbelievable that job's holding you back oh there's two vagrants oh gg merc hope the official survivor of risk of rain 2. if i had to go to sirens not sirens call uh sundered grove as commando i would have quit the stream i'll i'll say it i ain't got time for that we're looking at a high 3 000 low 4 thousand chests so we got to farm for a wee bit more oh my god why is it 5 000 inflation we should really take a look at this we're moving up pocket icbm hmm i have a feeling there's not gonna be a shatter spleen at the end of this story i don't know why hmm i have two regenerating scrap but nary a printer insight well chat here we go i'm gonna play com i'm playing commando with the two underrated items okay i've got two psg's underrated item i have the eccentric vase underrated equipment remote caffeinator underrated equipment let's see let's see what magic we can work here streamer playing his favorite yes commander coy my absolute favorite hands down no contest competition or decathlon acquired two molotovs f to your item pvp win i'll pvp uirl throw some hands put them hands up boy i'll tell you what we're voting on no watches no watches one two three four five six seven wait i accidentally put another one in there eight nine you know that's a lot of good items in there i don't know that was worth oh ten burning who likes some 200 damage damage problems what damage problems never had them i play commando i've never ran into damage problems ones in my life is stealing rnd thursday chat to calculate cringe to the percentile we got a lot of cringe too much for the human body to take kaboom oh yeah he wants vip give vip these problem playing commando only hope you eat enough candles to get into character yeah i'm a method actor so i've been just gnawing on carrots or carrots crayons non-stop carrots that's way too healthy what am i bugs bunny stinky holy cow i can't believe nothing dropped from that you're so simple-minded chat no we're not taking the bloom we're trying to have a commando run here chat not a not an easy god run bloom run okay it's commando all right as soon as we take that bloom it's no longer commando we're playing we're playing the bloom console player here what does the bloom do it will take your items it will take three items out of your inventory and upgrade them to the next tier so white items red items are white items and green items and they'll upgrade to the next tier it won't take any other type of item we'll take lunars it won't take uh won't randomly take your equipment won't take void items but all your whites and your greens and they'll take three we're balling holy cow can i get an oink oink what change oh these first time twitch chat order shrine if chad well not chad what can i say i'm sigma i'm above the law of chad oh yeah chat one day i was playing um offline and i had a god run going so i had a lot of items i it was a benthic bloom run or no it wasn't a benthic bloom run you guys got my mind on benthic blue but it was a void fiend run and i uh definitely attacked me and i had a bunch of tenta bobbles i had like a lot of tenta bobbles and i also had a brilliant behemoth and when i was in the mythrix phase where he stole my items i was hiding behind something he hit me with the brilliant behemoth aoe and it procked the tenta bobble i didn't think that was possible does tenta b or does brilliant behemoth aoe have a proc coefficient because i'm smoking penis right now speaking of sucking toes where is my green scrap printer or not printer scrap of thing i need something to use this regenerating scrap on to make up for the fact that i didn't get a i didn't get the benthic bloom i'll get the drone i know how much you guys love drones you guys love drones and i got the best drone of all this make you happy chat let's satiate your hunger my tc 280 is getting solo by a cop no yup no oh this is what we've been playing for this is literally all we've been playing for oh god's flame oh my god the power of that tc2 it just wow never doubting again i think why not plasma shrimp forces you to keep psg's no okay cha uh learning moment for for new newbies some newbies in the chat um so plasma shrimp is only better if the chance to proc the atg is low i don't know exactly what the cutoff point is but the uh the higher your chance the better atgs are versus plasma shrimps if you have no extra chance then plasma shrimp is going to be better xd lamou oh that was an overloading worm huh new metrics fight please no takes ring back with him another six hour run well listen we have to prove definitively that commando is bad so i have to lose all right i'm gonna cut this part out of the video so don't tell youtube feels bad man tricked you lemurian i wasn't going up there dummy now you have to walk all the way around stupid head oh could i get drone man and empathy cores that would be poggy woggy okay yeah i didn't want it boy you got a license for that cheeky stretch there you can't go license for that mate i'm sorry well well well if it is an autoplay item emergency drone follows you closely i could have a friend friend for me you you you british ah me british it's tuesday isn't it tuesday in the chat can you ride the big drone no i'm too heavy on the load you know what i mean see he just tries to flip you he's kind of a dick my favorite drone ever was the equipment drone well i hate equipment drives hate them the spies though i purged them from the earth imagine taking my god to your equipment using it for half a stage dying of cringe damn this song be how i've yeah wow i can't believe there was no third item in that pool crazy well [ __ ] chat this isn't gonna have the oomph that i thought it would i started out today saying commando equals cringe commando not underrated he's just terrible what is youtube gonna think of me now give me eggies where are the eggies i need to show chat how i can insta kill the boss here we go let's go [Music] oh my god and the scorpion [Music] it's in the books it's it's in the books yeah one tap i one tap them oh my god i why shrine of the mountain why even shrine the mountain huh what is the point of the mountain if only scavenger they give nothing for me i get nothing yes turn up the music can you turn these nuts in here yeah i'll turn off the music vent deaths equals small people they um looks down disappointedly iso wisp equals big peepee wait that can't be i died events and wisps what is my peepee now and then return to us with the best jojo um oh there's a parent too sad little guy oh oh my perforator it's so charged i'm so charged right now oh we don't need an empathy or we don't need a turf right you know what i mean who needs a charged perforator empathy chords all right friends who cares if you can do a million damage if you have no friends the real damage were the friends we made along the way you son of a gun i'm in epic psja user personal gma [Music] bsj user we are currently watching the world's most sane psg user average iq of a psg user is 200 however this isn't representative of the data as rnd thursday with an iq of 1 million skews the average very convenient i wonder how steam [ __ ] con this the steam switch is gonna work i don't even remember what what the f it's called because it's stinky fu valve yeah little disciple that's what i'm talking about hey that's what i'm talking about also maybe we're gonna have to loop until we get that shatter spleen that hoku promised us 18 stages ago unbelievable i kind of wish they port this to the wii so i could finally put my wii motion plus to goodies i'm trying to use my nunchucks i'm trying to play mercenary with the nunchucks okay oh i'm a trophy hunter i would like to try no please i'm too strong oh i'm too strong oh everything just dies i can't it didn't even get to use its thing it did an imp spawned it didn't even get to use its teleport bro what am i supposed to do i'm too based i'm too god let's be a youtube vid yep tag yourself tag yourself right now chat quick quick attack yourself pet yourself hi vimeo yo shout out vimeo but psg kinda good on e8 medge yeah it's good toilet paper after i get done [ __ ] on everything else that's right i said it watch this yet watch this watch [Applause] this [ __ ] it up wait why is it oh oh oh oh oh my momentum was stopping on madge watch this chat watch this watch it see watch that this is what i planned for this is what i was doing oh my god there's no shot that's a holy loot my i know sure oh i [ __ ] up again [Music] didn't mess up this time though chat all right let's see how fast we kill [Music] [Music] where are you going city boy where are you going all right i always take the right one i always take the right board to watch watch watch and learn [Music] what did i tell you what did i tell you a darkly purple porter portal appears what do you got for us this time more drinks this the only way to reach this boss no there's multiple ways this is just the one that i like the most all others are cringe okay my game just like froze there for a second i was scared i was very scared space [Music] oh no tonic affliction i wasn't paying attention what a [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn it is hard to catch this man live well you did it you took me by the toe and that twitch in youtube is why commando is the worst survivor in the game thank you for watching please subscribe

Channel: rndThursday

Views: 333,519

Keywords: commando, ror2 commando, risk of rain 2 commando, risk of rain 2, ror2 gameplay, risk of rain 2 gameplay, ror2 commando gameplay

Id: 6SVcqtfL3OE

Length: 24min 15sec (1455 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 24 2022