Why America Banned Tik Tok

oh i am very hungover please uh give me some leeway today i mean i'm not the most energetic person in general but today it will be a little bit of like a type of day america is banning tick tock good if anything good if i see one more tick tock of a guy if he's shut off grabbing his cucumber i'm gonna flip find some socks find some shoes and most of all find a bloody shirt or don't keep it off i don't mind kidding obviously obviously um this is quite sad we'll lose classic tick tocks such as these she like puppy adore i'm like baby they're normal or not i still can't believe trump is banning tick tock united states of america the only country to ban an app where teenagers dance before they ban teenagers on an assault rifle if anything trump let them have their dancing let them have their app because let's be honest the last thing we need is another teenager to shoot up a school keeps them happy so once again i'm being lazy and i've tweeted out send me your favorite cringy american tick tocks as we celebrate america banning it i just realized i made a typo american band in it oops obviously i'm not celebrating it i think tick tock's a great app my channel relies on tick tock so if anything it's bad news for me not just me obviously narcissist pov you try to threaten the new mafia boss's son if somebody had a gun to my head best believe me that i wouldn't be going you'd be saying oh sorry me eh don't don't shoot me or shoot me if anything i'm quite sick of life and [ __ ] dry your hair mate you're kicking a bit with a bloody chit pan on your head is that bloody marge simpson oh this guy i cannot stand him it's because of people like you that it's getting banned don't be like ah it's because he you that's getting banned michael jackson the ghost channels threw me his savage dance this woman is called the ghost host this woman genuinely believes that michael jackson has went inside her she's not probably the best terminology i mean nothing new for michael jackson but she believes that michael jackson is what went inside that to teach her the savage dance oh yes michael jackson the creator of the savage dance hey can you ask michael if he prefers 12 year old boys or prefers 13 year old boys listen move on i feel like her eyebrows are having a staring contest with each other but what was that louise what isn't banned the lewis bucking channel that's right so this is now your time to subscribe yes you heard me right subscribe no seriously please please do it if tiktok gets banned i've got nothing left i've got and let's also aim for 7676 likes i don't know why just do it or don't i can't tell you what to do so yeah love yous and back to the video i've been saying it for ages does this man not own a single pair of socks dolby the elf has got more socks in this man can this boy please get off my this is torture stop sending me his tick tocks please stop and what the bloody hell was that at the start you look like a bloody sunflower mate [Applause] [Music] [Applause] jesus christ just married just died oh my lord look how far she got pinged it's like a boogie hanging from somebody's nose why do americans need to just be different about everything i know for a fact they're going to say that this is tradition but there's nothing traditional about getting pinged across your garden on your wedding day we lost our shirts again because that's funny when the homie and i pull up to the crib no you're telling me that you pull up to the club without a shirt on if i went to a club door without my shirt on i wouldn't be going into the club i'd be going to the back of a police van marge simpson strikes again look at our goal go on marge son why are you sending me just tony lopez's tick tock page he doesn't represent the rest of america okay he does no but do you want to see a video just on his tech talks because they're quite they're not quite they're really really awful at least he's got a shot on in this one no go on son you talking to me oh i don't know too much about mathematics i'm from the uk i just moved in on six straight [Laughter] jesus episode one well i can't wait for episode two man did about three accents there he went bloody strolling for a second you talking to me i'm from the uk he says and an australian accent even goes irish for a little bit mathematics oh i don't know too much about mathematics mathematics oh i don't know too much about mathematics i'm from the uk ah yes i know nothing about mathematics because i'm from the uk as if that doesn't exist over there what's the difference between uk maths and us maths tommy has three apples and four oranges how much does he have all together and then the american version tommy has seven assault rifles and seven submachine guns how much does he have together sorry sorry is dead pattern i'm sorry i just love how they think that um british people just have one accent just one accent you know not like there's 70 accents in the uk or nothing yeah yeah so guys i tested positive for coping 19 no no which means i can't do my public singing challenges oh this guy this guy is up there with one of the worst on the app yeah yeah sing and challenge yeah yeah i actually made a talk about him nice and nice and oh yeah let's do it again don't do it again you're so [ __ ] annoying yeah yeah let me beat you in a singing challenge and i get to take your inner virginity yeah yeah it's so bad man look how many of these are just tony lopez's tick tock page am i dumb what the what is going on oh yes murder my favorite personality trait this doesn't really make sense thank god i'm not alone because i have no idea what's going on she killed some somebody and let me just have fbi in this guys i think his internet is lagging why does it look like he's doing in slow motion he's dancing like a bloody sim like i want to say this is a joke but then he's got a trump flag in the background so no no it won't be a joke my cow's all fat my pig's all squeal i'm a country hick and i live in the hills big ass truck with some big ass wheels my wife's my head at me but i don't give a [ __ ] fine ass [ __ ] oh this video just screams trump and incest why is this so attractive yes fbi this woman right here are you talking about the people are talking about the tractors oh yes i would love to get inside that red tractor i'm gonna show that gearstick the best time of its life wait give me a minute give give me a minute i'm i'm literally too fat i am literally too fat it won't go around me it won't go around me this is the closest i can get to that but um do i look cool guys do i do i fit in i wish i could wear this but i think i will choke to death if i keep this on any longer it's like a real life version of just copy and pasting hi girls just so we're not matching what bandana are you wearing today it's like the la power rangers normally i don't agree with house fires but pov someone prank to skill billy and he blames you take the blame oh so scary oh shiver me timbers i'm so scared of you and your dangly earrings jesus christ this man would love to shag himself wouldn't he it probably does to be fair sticks it between his legs and tries it every single night without fail i think this is a good time to end it guys i feel like i'm going to have a breakdown if it goes any further so yeah bye once and for all tick-tock

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Id: v4BaSuKCe0U

Length: 10min 42sec (642 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 04 2020