Whose Line UK 2x07 - Christmas Special (1/4)

right hello and welcome to whose line is it anyway for this very special Christmas edition factor yeah I'm like most Christmas additions this is in fact being recorded really quite close to Christmas in fact rather closer to Christmas and it's being shown but here we are will be should be just in time to catch Hanukkah I mean I'm told which is good because Hanukkah is of course the Hebrew for channel 4 here are providing on the night after the night after the night after Boxing Day we have first of all a Greg Proops who far is from the west coast of America then Josie Lawrence of The Comedy Store players from the West Midlands of England then the comedian named after the possibly the dullest bit of West London Paul Merton also the man behind many of Julian Clary stickiest moments and then someone who must be must be one of the must be one of the best danish comedians working in england at the moment Sandi Toksvig and Toni's satury let's face it is not one of the best Danish comedian in the moment and finally in this monster six person lineup we have the man who is father Christmas mr. Holly the three wise men and several Christmas puddings rolled into one Mike McShane those are the contestants and we start the show with the game of authors featuring Greg sandy Tony and Mike if you'd like to step forward please and as you know this game the contestants come along with the name of an author in mind and they're gonna tell a story in that office started Greg a witch author have you gone for I've chosen C Clement more all right he wrote quite them the night before Christmas yes yes very well-known America Josh's book of party cakes all right enough to keep the cultural level high Tony in the style of a child's letter to center very very sweet and Mike Robert Heinlein a recently deceased science fiction author yes you're doing it writing as he was when he was alive no they matters in a science fiction authors now can we have the title of this story for them to tell it's just that it could be Christmassy doesn't have to be Christmassy something gets lost that's Chris Messina first birth sir a bit more plot in that then my big concern something gets lost we're on the London Underground right Megan easy view Greg start off Santa gets lost on the London Underground our buzzin we've got the idea of your section and move on wait twas the night before Christmas Christmas twas the night before Christmas almost Christmas Day and Santa was lost on the London subway the tube was all roaring toward old Acton Town and Santa was nockard because he didn't know where he was around actually could make a super Santa's nockard cake and yourself now all you're going to need is a lot of fondant icing a tremendous amount of space in the kitchen of course we must be wealthy and have a kitchen rather like I've got but it can be done in a kitchenette with a small swiss roll in a large bowl dear Santa don't bring me a large bowl like you brought me last year you fat git because because I specifically wrote to you and said I wanted the Masters of the Universe torpedo with with batteries in it but my sister disappeared with yes his sister disappeared in the underground sex club of Rigel 5 where millions of reindeer and pack themselves down to the subway for a quick and hurried right to the croc Club where Santa was gonna deliver a big package of roast beef because he knew that's what the marcin's liked the reindeers rubbed their antlers in glee chuckling because he worried are their reindeers these were reindeers from Venus the news arrangers had one thing on their mind unsafe sex yes the reindeers were Randy they wanted a bunk and so they knocked Santa down and started to trunk they did of course you can get a very good quick effect by just two large balls of marzipan and a Yule Log and once a Yule Log and one one of those tiny tears doll who dumps in her that was the one thing they were afraid of the reindeers they couldn't give that the Rotter tiny dolls had dumped in their pants cigarettes in that there please or I think that's worth five points each with a bonus for taste to nobody so now let's move on to a game called film and theatre styles this is gonna feature JC and Paul and they're gonna giving a little scene in a moment we want some different film theater styles as you probably know if you've been to these recordings before I've got a film star Hitchcock yes sir thank you always have it pantomime is is that we've never had that before and ever anything anymore science fiction right okay so your scene is Paul you're a Carol singer and you're arriving at somebody's house okay just do it any old style and then just do it any old stonyold stuff they're not cut it with some as we as we get them okay good Kings ways let's get your money good food Helen I'm just learning some money you were the richest boyfriend I ever had Hitchcock yes I did say I had a lot of money didn't I come in come in it's it's cold outside I've got a towel and I'm taking a shower there's a lot of crows outside in your garden the rear window after the Bell okay I'll piss off it I'll go no if you don't know a window Sun it can you manage to do a bit of pantomime bull onion it's a good humor oh that's all food they've gone to the boy left you see that mouse go in down there science fiction if you if you put a magic spell on that Mouse yes it will turn into Giles it'll turn it'll turn into a man with a nice smile on his face what oh my god what's that Helen what is it hello Sorry Sorry this makeup selling a bit of analogy on that's let's end on disaster not you a face like that good luck you do anyone invite you out really watch it don't say Oh what's all that water coming out of the bathroom I like the shower oh no you have to show the earthquake okay that's worth 19 points each unfortunately getting 70

Channel: SormaNo3

Views: 36,536

Rating: 4.9589744 out of 5

Keywords: Whose, Line, Is, It, Anyway, UK

Id: zwY0AIZSf6I

Length: 8min 25sec (505 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 24 2007