Whose Line Is It Anyway-Weird News Casters Part 3

collinear the co-anchor Colin you'll be acting out scenes from a soap opera doing sports is Wayne when you're a middle-aged woman who's proud of her body and Ryan you're gonna do the weather Ryan you're Tarzan sensing that your woman is in danger so whenever you hear the music Danny go ahead and start the show hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock Evening News I'm your anchor Ling Ling and I feel most comfortable to leave the environment our top story tonight automakers have found that people who believe in reincarnation are less likely to wear a seat belt and now for more news over to my co-anchor rusty nail rusty how can you be so calm while you're carrying my baby I'm not even sure if it is my baby it could be my brother Rogers the aerobics instructor with a difference my god doesn't it matter that I have a rare tropical disease that I'm slowly where am I thank you very much rusty and now on to sports with our sports guy rusty bumper rusty over to you hello hello and sports today the Rams are doing it and doing it well as LL would say the important thing about these guys is they're in shape just like me who would have thunk 15 kids and damn Thank You Rossi this just in I feel that much worse about my big old flabby but I now over the weather with rusty can rusty hmm rain come we can make thing wet Monday Sun come out make thing warm dry up Jane trouble Jane Jane ain't me giraffe take time Oh ah me got change oh no Jane ugly man Thank You rusty and that's all the time we have for the 6 o'clock news join us later at 11:00 and good night hey I'm gonna give 100 points each the people sit behind me because it look so perky Colin you only have a five second memory second real life doing sports is Ian Gomez Ian you're going to be Ricky Ricardo at his wits end Ryan yeah you're the Wicked Witch from The Wizard of Oz so whenever you hear the music go ahead and start hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm Chester flat-bottomed after a three and a half month medical survey experts have proven that Al Gore is actually alive and now with the stock reports please welcome Laszlo turkey baster Laszlo Thank You jester duck sir up up up up Thank You Chester Thank You Laszlo I will move quickly on to sports and now in sports with a wild day Damian hard Hank thank you very much we have a live feed from the hockey game that happened today let's take a look there's some song going down the ice over the blue that's awesome Rosie khala game today and now let's look at what's in store for the weekend weather please welcome chlorophyll lettuce crisper Clerval yeah you come to you the weather have you this would be sunny all weekend good time to take your dog for a walk you were thrown dog Wow that's all the time we have for the 6 o'clock news please tune in for the 6:05 news in just one minute good Gregg you're the co-anchor you're a crazed James Bond villain when you're doing the sports Wayne you spot your girlfriend with another man in the audience and Ryan you're doing the weather and you're a psycho with a chainsaw no no so this pretend it's the weekend whatever you hear the music go ahead and start welcome to the six o'clock news our top story wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women and please join me in welcoming our newest co-anchor welcome thank you so much well Mr Bond I suppose you think this is it perhaps you'd like to make love to my mistress before I fondue the world Winky doesn't like the anchor do you make you make her very upset perhaps you'd like to drop into my pool of piranhas ha ha ha that one never works well I see buddy from the wall it is now time for sports with crash Ripley crash hi thank you very much well it appears that in the second month of the Loch Donna data that that the that the NBA nothing is it what the hell you do excuse me excuse me a second right I'm over here do my job as weatherman right and I said now you want to go ahead and Stefan what I got here girl yeah every day I go to work and I bow down the screen it up for the football team and I'll come in there with my big into the boat and you did with the ball there yeah okay we go boom yeah this just in Keating girlfriends live longer than their boyfriends and now over to the weather what's happening this weekend we're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon so let's just get rid of Hey just a bit man come down just a bit usually I get points of the performers but this time thousand bunch to the ball guy so I'm at a thousand points for the ball guy sitting next to you

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Views: 954,770

Rating: 4.8898449 out of 5

Keywords: Whose, Line, Is, It, Anyway, Comedy

Id: KQZixCY25QU

Length: 9min 40sec (580 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 28 2010