Whose Line Is It Anyway-Weird News Casters Part 2

Pollan your co-anchor is Greg Greg's gremlin Wayne near the sportscaster you're an overly emotional preacher at a funeral and the weatherman is Ryan Ryan you're being attacked by increasingly ferocious animals so Greg will never hear the music go ahead and give it a shot welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Wolverine st. Jack Johnny our top story an infinite amount of monkeys came up with the Fox fall lineup I know we go over to our co-anchor twice nightly should never have taken that shower I know if we go to sports thank you in today's sports the Redskins who are we to call them Redskins just because they catch the ball at no what are we call them the Redskins because he who passes the ball is he who catches but it's not the one who does thought that he caught the ball therefore with a men I want you to think the next time you're throwing the ball is it gonna catch it no cuz the Lord got the ball the Lord I need crazy good this just in nine out of ten dentists agree that tenth win should really chill out now you go over to our wacky weatherman jigs McKenzie well thank you very much as you can see we've got some hot weather coming in some flash floods in store for us which should be forcing the small critters out of their holes around Rath rats Collin you're the co-anchor and Denny has been spreading rumors about a disastrous state with you talking bad about you behind your back Wayne you're doing sports and you're caught in the middle of a busy freeway and Ryan you're the weatherman you're Frankenstein's monster and you're looking for a mate I don't know why we came up with a big tall scary guy free to play but hey that's how I happened so Danny whatever hear the music go ahead and start hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock Evening News I'm your anchor Fifi leadbottom and my therapist is on vacation our top story tonight researchers working at two major universities have discovered that nobody cares anymore if you work at a major university I now for more news over to my co-anchor Ripley back Ripley this just in 10 out of 10 men need a second chance a second chance that's all I need I didn't know your shirt was flammable no oh God roughly or need a freshman get ahold of yourself oh my god now we're going over to our sports guy it's Ripley armed Ripley yeah thanks thanks all right now the state of the whole basketball thing is a is that nothing's moving nothing yet nothing at all your mama what what huh what I will kick oh okay because the lockout lockout damn I'm locked out okay look I'll get right back to you it appears that nothing's moving at all right now that's gonna be the end of his neuro sportscast for a very long time my mother had a really nice time why don't you just accept her speaking of a nice time it's a nice time to go to our weather guy just Ripley just rain are we Oh Oh Oh oh you call me and that kind of six o'clock news join us later for news at 11:00 thank you good night Oh a thousand points each one point for every night I'll be dreaming to that Gregg you're the co-anchor of the show and you are Captain Kirk Wayne you're gonna be doing the sports you're on a videotape that's speeding up and slowing down and Ryan you're doing the whether you're an excited rock star in front of a big crowd so whenever you hear the music Colin take it away welcome to the six o'clock news I'm burned nightly our top story today a national study shows that balding men make the best lovers and now over to my new co-anchor please welcome Captain Kirk start eight five nine six two three stop what is it we've got to deliver the news go over to sports thank you alright folks today we know that the San Diego Padres are kings they are sweeping everything and it turns out they're like Google to keep the bowl Bernie was full and that's why he's gonna be voted VIP well now weather with Skippy Bartholomew Skippy right Los Angeles are you ready for some weather 1 2 1 2 3 4 days of sunshine ahead this week it's gonna cloud up later in the week on the weekend rain on the weekend Thank You Skippy follow that decision off news please stay tuned in most of the country you'll be seeing a very special Dukes of Hazzard until tomorrow this is a 6 o'clock news good night I hate to say this but I wasn't really paying attention 500 points okay with you guys all right you

Channel: house911

Views: 967,189

Rating: 4.911427 out of 5

Keywords: Whose, Line, Is, It, Anyway, Comedy

Id: Mv94VWBMGGY

Length: 9min 36sec (576 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 28 2010

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[u/atomic223]

The guy playing along is what made it.