whose line is it anyway uk s09e01 web td

okay Oh circle I'm welcome to whose line is it anyway the improvisation show which is too comedy what alcopops is to Ribena featuring tonight the unchanging face of the ever lovely Greg Proops plus the always changing face and voice of Britain's premier impressionist Rory Bremner and then someone who can change himself from animal to human and then straight back to animal again Colin Mochrie and the world's top improviser and indeed the world's worst circus midget Ryan Stiles and let's get going because the first game the first game we're gonna play tonight is called let's make a date this is for all four contestants but it will feature strongly Greg Proops who's going to be appearing on one of those dating programs on the television and he's got to select one of the other three to go out with on a date but the other three have each been given a strange way of behaving different character really and Greg Nauta has to pick a date he losta decide who the three are if he gets him right then he goes out with them if you get some wrong he goes out with me ladies and gentlemen take it away Greg Proops hi contestant number one hi hi hi hi how are you good good listen I love playing games if we were gonna go out on a date what game would you play with me um well I'd have to bring the children um so um and rugby is quite good contestant number two you yeah yeah yeah I'll tell you anything you want to know anything you want to know at all yeah you know just I'll tell you anything I'll tell you anything you know you know yeah okay I like I like gravy what what type of sauces do you enjoy I like all sauces all sauces look for a sauce that holds big Eddie felucca doing the mobo put them in there I'm guessing I don't really know I'm just contestant number three huh howdy there all right I like banjos what kind of instrument would be slightly can you not see something's going on here and you give me a minute just a minute I'm sorry Pedro contestant number one contestant number one I love big dinners uh if we were going to go out where'd you take me to eat what do you have to buy a dress because I haven't got any left okay uh number two we tell you something don't pick number three that's all you didn't hear from me don't pick number three uh contestant number that contestant contestant number three I love undergarments one let's not wait can this not wait for a moment I'm a little busy here do you mind why what do you want okay great come on you're gonna make me guess isn't here number three is a male model and loving themselves well fair enough is Hollywood starter in car number two is a mob informant a mob informant perfect if you don't get Rory I think number one is clearly the Duchess of York far away so you lose I think Greg was just teasing as he goes off with number one to San Lorenzo and we go on to game called animals this is for Ryan Colin and Greg and well it's a bit complicated Colin we're all animals but Colin you're a sheep being comforted by your mother who is Greg so you're also a sheep obviously after a bad first date with the local stud Ram plays a comic purposes by Ryan okay and that would appear in a soap opera with animals the Sheep say Bob oh I feel so dirty oh poor you poor you don't think about it hey I went away for one minute you bolted how dare you you horny bastard what had a boat like this today hey she lied to me virgin wool my ass you said you wanted a sweater and instead you got a screamer good I hope you know I'm here I have ears that you see already I am yeah yeah just like your old man 2x Y chromosome exactly when bad Ramy man all right then I'll go that make you happy yeah I wanted to jump over some fences and make someone go to sleep all right way uh-huh forget about him she can't forget about me there's something about it there's some musk that he uses or something and I can't get him ultimate our hearts it's the level and he's destroyed your eating processes oh don't give a lamb Oh what if I have to strain you kids out power wait you know Dan I want your daughter's hand Amir yeah why that's another matter yeah go along ha you see as long as animals Colin just takes over as a brilliant performance tears we can throw in a game for all them called weird and newscasters in this Greg preaches to be the anchor of a news program hampered by the fact all the other presenters on the program are going around the bend or otherwise strange Colin for example is the co-anchor and he's unfortunate listening to a horse race on his Walkman while the shows on and his own horse is actually winning now Rory is the sports presenter and he is Bill Clinton and Ron is the weatherman and he's turning into a werewolf as you're doing I've seen this happen on real cable television so away you go take it away Greg good evening everyone I'm longer than I am wide this is the evening news this is my co-anchor hi I'm coming round the bend and inside look switching over to spark shall we with Bill are brand new sportscaster we have got a hot and heavy weekend of sports ahead do we not bill well I've got a hot and heavy weekend ahead but that's not to do with sport yeah I'll be bringing you all the sports he tells have know a bit about sport out dunks in sport in my time but I did not inhale I want you to know move back after this come on baby come on baby you can do it come on baby you can just move it come on baby come on baby come on baby come on baby how about throwing it over to weather yes throw it over the weather that's right we are gonna have an outstanding weekend out there as we did a beautiful beautiful day today and clear skies won't remain tonight tomorrow yes yes yes I won I while I screw you won't be on tomorrow night we're preempted by new bill Russian women in short skirts till them that was truly wonderful and obviously won there by Ryan who sadly won't be able to be with us for the rest of show he's going off to London Zoo and we go to a game called world's worst and it's rule four contestants a step forward and step off the world will step to give examples of the world's worst person to present a joy of sex video I'll buzz won't get the idea take it away the secret to good sex is making it last all so many that aren't gonna get on the air no no no you have to stick to members of your own family Greg hi I'm Murray Walker now look at that look there's nothing better than sex with the loving words and soft touching the hard driving power even better with a partner hello so once again let's just go through our foreplay exercises when a woman is approaching orgasm at that time it is appropriate to order a pizza you want to watch television it goes in it comes out that's too just too heavy here's a new move a lot of people haven't seen it's called rotisserie ok we're going to give you T minutes to deliberate call today Tomas - good morning kids this is your old uncle Greg hi I'm Suzy the vagina hello I'm Jeffrey boy I come back too early I haven't finished scoring oh who cares anyway let's do a game called props this is for Colin and Ryan in the first instance they're going to come up with many different ways of using whatever that is there was the other pairing if you like to equip yourself with it heavy set of props there but we need to pangs as I get the idea of what you're doing take it away Ryan and what how you enjoying the cruise pretty good like God they've buried President Lincoln table for Andy dant Andy the answer is that number three that's my horse I mean laughter yeah now this is your fourth triad we're going to need that number eight by Tuesday yes I can just make you out from here mirror mirror on the wall shut up you're ugly like God I think we've arrived too late the Titanic's going under look we'll give you one more chance we need that Olympic sign by Tuesday I just heard the black ones were more popular what are you saying you don't like Elvis is built hey where's your Ben very good yes particularly good run of props therefore one point each we go on to a game called newsflash it's going to have Rory Bremner as a reporter in the field covering a breaking news story that's over there it's breaking and he's going to be talking to two anchors in the studio Greg and Ryan could be sitting on stools and interviewing him over the wires now the odd thing about this is that Rory doesn't we know where he is because he's Justin standing in front of a blank screen and where he is gonna be projected on that later we know because we can see on the projection the two anchors know but Rory doesn't and he has to work it out just from the reaction he gets from his report that he's filing yes hello well you've joined us just in time it's extremely exciting I'm glad you've been here all these years in the studio they finally let me out Rory Rory can you hear us no I sorry I can't I can't hear you got something in my ear and I think I can hear yes Robbie if you wouldn't mind just moving a bit to the right like the binary Rory could you describe the action described well as I say it's all about having there's been a lot of speculation about how this is going to turn out the insides have been locked in negotiations but it's very very likely that something is going to happen very soon and we're going why are you going to become one of them to slip in their ranks well all of that of course is still up for grabs very much so and indeed so am I are there any peculiar feelings you're experiencing at the moment well there are a number of things I can hear could you move your left just briefly oh well I don't know how you're peeing but I'd be an awful lot better standing over here yes so do we keep us abreast of the details of time don't be a bum get back to us well it's very nice to appear in this health education video with you in fact with people with very little clothes on ok sweet that you turn around is there you're gonna be able to see it it wasn't there was it very good there you got there with just a few handy hints towards the end there and we go to a game called Mission Impossible this is for Colin Ryan and Greg Cullen Ryan they be acting out an episode of Mission Impossible and Greg will be the voice on the tape which I seem to remember had it was head on a mission impossible but let's get what this mission should be Kenny think of a job that Mission Impossible who might be dealing with cut to the chase there that's okay is that a problem for you it is more different than taking them off I wouldn't know okay so you're putting up a putting on a pair of tights Mission Impossible take it away so what does that well are you gonna how you tell from there we've kind of settled on taking off a pair or putting on a pair of tights but if you can just watch your bikini line as you do it that would be I will make it at least interesting if not necessarily impossible okay take away good morning gentlemen good morning good morning good morning how's it going how was your holiday good went to my bed hard I have a rather important mission for you today the Secretary of State has asked me that this mission be kept in complete secrecy there's a woman in Chyzyk with no life whatsoever she can't get her tights on oh and one more thing there's extra hair down there use whatever means possible to clear up the hair situation and get those tights on the ambassador of France is going to be here at five o'clock this evening you have four hours gentlemen do what you can and remember be careful and spit boom sorry I didn't tell you I was going to destruct this is going to be our most dangerous mission yet one of us may not come back I hope it's you let's go let's go quick on the ponies any idea where chess MCUs dad that looks like our house that looks like the address there's no lights on wait look there's a large system just we could go in through the chimney yes you're on a Santa outfit I've got my bulb ching ching ching ching ching ching big divot identity discs all right take off your disguise button go down follow behind me up up fire fire fire I brought some water put it down there this is she's sleeping there the tights I'll go get them what it's fine lasers across the floor if we step on one of those that could set off the alarm I had some whirlybird propellers inserting it to my skull really yes fire over the beams you won't be able to get the pantyhose with your hands you'll have to land inside them and haul them out good luck I'll read a book got to get him yeah yeah we got to get him on her here take your tonic waxer my god yeah how can one person let something like that get out of control mr. machete follow me all right I'm putting the wax on all right it's gonna take a while with this candle all right that ought to be enough quick you grab that side I got this side on the count of three we weave our tire down right okay that's good on the count of three one two three Oh where's the leg two tights on look pretty good wait do you hear that ticking like god she's gonna go off you're gonna have to go in there weight reducer to hunk so actually got his skis I'm not following you yeah I wouldn't follow me either I'm going in all right very good on throw that rather got out of control from the moment we took those suggestions so let's go on to you again for all four competitors it's a hoedown I have to make up a song on the spot in the form of a hoedown with the assistance of Richard ranch at the piano and well I normally at the audience suggest this but what I like to do is a world leaders hoedown well these haven't even mention any world leader that comes to mind starting with you Greg working way down to run and I know you love doing these particular way Greg Hayek Pinay German my name is helmut kohl and you know kids i really really like to rock and roll i like to go to America it's where I get my kicks cuz President Clinton knows all the easy chicks welcome to world leaders my name is David Frost I'm greeting you world leaders no matter what the cost I'm a subtle world leader I'm a pleasant cotta fella but Ivan ever nicer Park my name's Mel sonmanto I'm a world leader I hate democracy because you know I'm a dictator you see I'm gonna make people march to and fro and back the best thing about being dictator is I look good in black once I ruled Israel with the night hand I was the best leader in all of the land sure I was rich but no one lived in fear I've got silver in my pocket and gold in my ear that's the last game and with a last-minute surge there I see that Rory Bremner is this week's winner so well done who'd have thought it the only British person on tonight and who says I'm boss and the price of one needs to read the credits dollar my choosing can you do it the son of Peter O'Sullivan commentating on a horse race and the others have to come on as well and be jockeys behind him jockeying for position just remains for me to thank Greg Proops Rory Bremner Colin Mochrie Ryan stars Richard Rogers knez me clever at saying good night good night so everybody's coming up now on the inside of turban open windows man further back his persona some people as a Keith means as they come down to the town it's Hillary grows America as they come out awards for water safety of the world this is it refers emiko tokuma coming up as Anna it's like first we regard down the prison visitor peppers on half the line with Senator John Harrison - their breakfast eater

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Length: 24min 43sec (1483 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 17 2012