Who's a Big Boy? | Funny Episodes | Dennis the Menace

[Music] come on class put some spring in your step [Music] [Music] oh it's okay it's just pe you can handle [Music] this [Music] [Applause] it's fine everything's fine [Music] what's going on i'm going on on holiday right now class dismissed school is normal tomorrow all of you oh that's if i can find someone prepared to take you on just the essentials emergency marking pen lucky board rubber ah there be no tone dressed home for over-stressed teachers the perfect place to get back to your rule-making homework setting best no children allowed sounds perfect we need someone to look after the class and cope with dennis you just need to know his little tricks exactly which gave me an idea listen yes no pets you know the rules but our new teacher won't settle down and say hello to your new teacher hello everyone i miss is it oh just call me mom like dennis does unless he's had a nightmare and then it's mummykins oh that was when i was three priceless oh this is bad dennis what are you gonna do well a teacher's a teacher she might be my mum but she's still gonna have to deal with the new teacher welcome pack oh look at me slimy mum there's a don't worry walter i've dealt with dave's all my life ah curly you're up flowers miss mom see i know all their tricks oh pie face get me some pencils please oh okay doc miss mum no oh i'll put that there oh no oh yeah i did oh at least let nash's stay you can't be home alone oh what a good idea we need a class pet [Music] right gang this means whoa right safety goggles on everyone now knowing dennis he's probably put ink on my goggle rims which is why i've swapped his for mine [Music] where's creature when you need her this is the life ah good to see you settling in i'm mr cheddar former headmaster and now restaurant merger oh it feels just like being at school the perfect school one without any children one times two is two two times two is four three times two is six four times two is eight all right class go and find some creepy crawlies if she wants creepy crawlies let's see how she likes this [Music] nice try but you'll never get one over on mum she's not human she's like an anti-prank machine yes yes ah i know and right two three four five two three four oh it's nice not having to worry about turning my back on dennis ah dennis where no where oh fingers [Music] we don't say the d word here half my guess to here because of [Music] him it's okay everyone another hour of whiteboard yoga should calm us all down another hour you're right let's make it two and right two three four goodbye miss mum can i say it's been a pleasure a real education and you smell so nice too i can't take another day of this can you take another day of this in fact have you ever thought about doing this full-time we'll never menace again we have to get creature back where from we don't know where she is nasha find her scent [Music] a home full over stressed teachers oh it says no children alone not a problem curly time for plan d and g we were ridiculous exactly just like real teachers where's nasha oh my gosh he's my teacher's pets of course so we just stand here for 90 minutes of course not that would be silly at half time we change ends oh oh new arrivals i should go and greet them carry on without me carry on what what's the point without any children hang on there's something very familiar about those teachers is this the rest home for over-stressed teachers [Music] and he's so stressed he sneezed his mustache off ah happens all the time come on in take a seat in the staff room oh this is a funny looking staff room looks more like a confiscation cupboard that's because it is a confiscation cupboard and you've been confiscated dopey disguises don't fool me i've seen every trick in the book twice now sit nice and quietly while i call your parents oh we'll never get creature back my mom's gonna teach us forever oh you're looking grumpy danny wenny do you need mummy kids to burp you no ah ha i knew it just what we need how many lines do we get for this then miss none i'm breaking you out and i'm breaking out with you hey a school without kids isn't perfect it's boring at least you lot keep me on my toes cool not so fast no one's ever walked out on me you need another three months detention i mean yes we'll see about that desperate times call for desperate measures boys let's take them down [Music] calm down i can handle it [Music] i'm in charge here i'm not afraid of you there's only one boy ever got the better of me and he hello mr cheddar i'm here to pick up dennis is right here great to see you sir it's been years wow that's my patented two-man pie pump the one you confiscated 20 years ago wonder if it still works may have got a bit carried away just go all of you dismissed oh you heard him shame to leave this creature's back mum's off our case result so let's give creature a proper welcome back where's your dad's two-man pie pump correction with my three man and one dog pie pump genius wears a striped jumper but i'm confiscating that contraption for another 20 years oh it's good to be back it's good to have you back miss [Music] sorry didn't see you there dennis oh wait yes i did oh you're toast walter [Music] i you [Music] oh no this week is our end of term trip to binotone fair dennis you are late again it's only the first time this week miss it's monday and you've been late every day this term the rest of you aren't much better either except for you walter 100 perhaps people would make more effort if there was a proper punishment for being late miss you're right walter anyone late for school this week won't be going to be no tone fair [Music] quiet game on make walter late for school yeah he's never been late for anything in his life there's no way dennis is coming on that trip whatever it takes i'm going to make him late for school uh isn't he always late for school anyway shut up bertie shut up walter [Music] hmm i think i may have an idea [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i'm [Music] sorry i can't offer you a lift [Applause] oh no nice nice hmm [Music] boys [Music] cut that's a bit fine dennis and somebody ought to move that brick stop his car there's no other way you got a better idea um what do you think payface look i glued paul so he could have a swing cool and um how are you gonna get him off again easy i'll just put paul what have i done huh he won't fall for the window trick again we need to think of something new right think think think thank you thank you kissing [Music] i have it oh my lovely cold custard [Music] somebody will remove that brick [Music] yes [Music] [Music] emergency father send it immediately father's company chopper doesn't your dad have one [Music] punctuality is so important don't you think miss unless you're dennis of course phew thanks grant good morning miss will someone please move that brick excellent helicopter walter built such a clever stakes i know i am unfortunately mrs creature has banned me from using the helicopter again but no matter with this transmitter i'm going to know all dennis's pranks in advance pie face how's up potato thingy oh he's still quite sore oh dear maybe this will help wow thanks walter he wants to say thank you himself go on paul don't be shy hmm we need to find something to distract him what does walter really care about guys i think paul's going to make it that's it walter loves his pet cat so what i'm thinking [Music] is [Music] no way will walter leave for school if he thinks claudius is missing cat biscuit snasher that's nice i've got you this time dennis the menace brilliant glorious has taken the biscuit bait [Music] once again genius wears a striped jumper [Music] nasher [Music] oh thanks dennis claudius loves these don't be too late for school [Music] [Applause] [Music] that was a close one hey nasher bye [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow not bad for a morning's menacing [Music] look on the bright side miss we're not late for school [Music] [Applause] [Music] ready [Music] processes and now for the finishing touch a water pistol filled with bubble bath i just pranked three people in one gosh not bad but watch this [Music] you've still got a long way to go before you break my menacing record 57 pranks in one day wow do you carry that with you everywhere better polish up that trophy gran because i'm going to win it you're in big trouble now oh i'm sorry it was me i'm afraid i was feeding the birdies but at my age my eyesight's not what it was oh i see well that's an honest mistake could happen to anyone very sorry to have bothered you bye and that's another reason i'm better at pranks than you i get away with mine there he is let's get him get him [Music] where'd he go oh well [Music] good disguise nasha how can we beat gran's pranking record with everyone on the lookout for us it's easy for her no one suspects a sweet old lady that's it come on nasha i know how we'll win grant's trophy let's see what we have to work with uh i've got dad's old suit mum scarf and sunglasses some talcum powder and you fetched a table leg to make a walking stick brilliant [Music] oh hello it's denison dennis has gone out i'm afraid it's just me and my faithful dog goomer oh you brought him a pie oh if you don't recognize me then no one will but why so i can break gran's menacing record no i mean why'd you give nash a me pie [Music] dennis hmm you know town really needs to do something about those pigeons that's prank number one menacing record here we come good day officer and a very good day to you kindly old gentlemen may i offer you one of my sweets as a thank you for keeping binotown free of menaces oh well thank you sir don't mind if i do huh it's an old family recipe extra sticky toffees melt with red hot chilies [Music] another two pranks done only 55 more to go excuse me son huh can you help us cross the street yes of course sir [Music] oh dear i forgot i need to go to the shops [Music] oh was i on the way to bingo okay maybe i should pop in to steam my cousin [Music] oh [Music] and what is the meaning of this and the fake snake in a can at the supermarket makes 28. over halfway there we're bound to beat the record and look there's gran and a chance for another prank oh i see you like flowers madam perhaps you'd care to take a look at the one in my button hole no one suspects us old people of being menaces that record is in the bag well i'm impressed congratulations [Music] the only person who's going to beat my record is me it is on [Music] excuse me i think you've got my false [Music] teeth [Music] is far too small makes my eyes go [Music] [Music] funny we have to do something without people nearly as bad as denise [Music] i'm on it i've matched your record of 57 pranks gran just one more and i'll break it oh yeah well i only need one more prank to set a new record [Music] here they are let's go what's the problem officer i was just out doing a bit of shopping she's been pulling pranks all over pinot town no no no i'm just a sweet old lady you better come with me oh no looks like gran's in real trouble this time and there's the other one only one way to save gran that's right i'm the binotown prankster i'm not who you think i am yeah wow [Applause] the one and only [Music] i've had half the town complaining about you dennis you're grounded for a month after all that we didn't even break gran's record don't be so sure yeah but i never finished my last prank yes you did your old man disguise was one of the best pranks i have ever seen on the record for the most pranks in a day with a whopping 58 pranks is yours yes oh thanks gran well thank you for taking the heat off me [Applause] [Music] oh i've got to start setting a new record yes [Music] another great save by the nashmeister [Music] oh smashing kick dennis i would describe that as a penalty kick as the window's going to cost you oh yes pocket money what no way you know dennis soccer takes sportsmanship skill control give me back my ball walter all of which i have it's not about running around with a rubbish goalie like him he's the best goalie there is you'd never get one past nasha oh please i could win against you in that mangy mutt anytime dennis okay then this friday my team versus yours and winner pays for the window you're on by the way i'm keeping hold of this in case you or it causes any more damage [Music] couldn't have put it better myself operation menace match of the day empty your pockets right it's a three aside game so i'm center forward nash is in goal curly you're in defense what about me right uh you're the the manager of course oh all right then lads it's a game of two halves but at the end of the day we play to win and uh you bait walter yeah we've got a smash walters defenses oh don't say mash paul's lost some of his best friends to man smash pie face not much looks like we've lost you too pie face [Music] bertie my house bring dudley and bring sausages yes sausages [Applause] [Music] daddy madness hooray hooray let's play some jolly good football today captains over here please i'd just like to point out that i'm not just captain i'm also club manager coach ceo and a turnip who has the ball i do referee hey that's my ball let's get this match [Music] underway [Applause] indeed a heinous misdemeanor has been committed according to the official rules of grudge match football in the park their teams disqualified over uh hello are you the referee do you have a whistle are you in charge no i'll say when the game is over i'll give you one more chance oh no not again nasha oh genesis team disqualified yes we are the champions we are the champions we are the champion [Music] what he means is a bang goes your chance of winning not sure what's got into you [Music] and here is the invoice for the repair to our window to pay promptly dad gave me that ball for christmas what is it what this smells like sausages time to call in the experts i smell a foul menace substation three what's up dennis i need you at menace hq emergency code [Music] oh that's red that's very sneaky take a look at this dennis see the tiny particles of sausage meat all over the material who'd want to make a sausage flavored football someone who wanted nasher to destroy the football and lose the game [Music] rematch tomorrow why on earth would i agree to a rematch because if you don't i'll tell everyone you cheated [Applause] [Music] we can't do that again but how else could we be boom nasha's way too good to go don't you worry about that dopey dog i'm going to make sure they get disqualified for good this are they time brushes these no they're my granddad's false teeth i'm going to fix them to look just like measures they don't stand a chance mom is it clear who's in charge of this match walter my first score goal wins [Music] [Applause] [Music] what's up with the ball they look like bite marks they look like nasher marks you mean ugh nash has been nowhere near the ball everyone have another ball [Music] then it's game over meaning my team are still the winners oh dear dennis you must feel so deflated stop dad bring b pie face get your beaniest pies [Music] [Applause] [Music] mum first aid kit please well i'm very impressed dennis you can't allow this ref well i'm sorry walter but i'll bet there's not a single word about farting babies inflating footballs in the rules this isn't potty training this is a beautiful game oh what i call the beatiful game [Applause] okay then game on [Music] sounds just great [Music] that's it game over dennis's team wins [Applause] good game boys nicely played well done son put it there nasha mate come here two four six eight who do we appreciate now nasha i'm baby bee looks like i won't be needing this bill for a new window after all [Music] [Applause] [Music] look how walter incoming [Music] ah that great outdoors a world away from the hurley burley of everyday life i close my eyes and when i open them [Applause] we're on the be no town cup final and we're almost from to the queue operation golden ticket is on course for a successful completion four tickets for the cup final please oh sorry just sell me last tickets do anything cut your lawn polish your boots shine your medals anything for those tickets oh tempt me all you like sunny jim the colonel will never buckle if you're trying to buy tickets walter they've sold out oh i'm not buying a ticket dennis as chief reporter for the school paper i get a press pass so all we need is a press pass like walters and we're in oh this is a menace made in heaven oh no tickets left love sorry the match is a complete sellout one press pass please there you go the final press pass yeah press pass please you which paper do you write for the daily menace i've never heard of it that's because it's new and exclusive and only online well this is the final press pass and it's mine you can't both have the final press pass you're right the final press pass should go to a deserving home meaning meaning whoever gets the most readers by saturday gets the final press pass into the match challenge accepted may the best reporter wing dennis sounds fair enough to me [Music] hold the presses i have a new lead story for this afternoon's edition that is the menace biggest loser in [Music] look at that nasher dad's bottom has been given its own tv show dennis i'm in your bedroom ah say hello to the homework spy 3000. the homework what this little b.u.t will be keeping an eye on you at all times uh right but ah no butts dennis take a seat six months worth of homework to do dennis and remember if you're thinking of leaving your desk the homework spy 3000 will be watching which means i'll be watching oh we have to meet curly and pie face in three minutes nasha this calls for a top drawer menace [Music] look at that no more sneaking behind my back pulling the wool over my eyes it's all about using your head [Music] genius right i reckon i've got 20 seconds let's get to work no it's on the blink [Music] we need a website one state-of-the-art website coming up great so oh with a fixed position navigation interface uh sure ah and some showy ccs coding why not oh i know and an intricately designed content management system that automatically generates astute seo urls to provide accurate metadata within a fully functional customized database i don't know um paul can help you out curly he's got a knack for computers okay so now we've just got to post a story for people to read but how will we know how many people are reading it well when someone clicks on our website it comes up as a hit on the screen exactly and what do hits make press passes okay let's make news right curly bring in the bus here goes a world exclusive [Music] our first big splash how easy is this dennis oh no mom [Music] a little something for you hmm that was close double dick a bus found on the moon i can do better than that read all about it double decker bus on the moon disappears one more happy reader [Music] oh by jove he's right there is no double decker bus on the moon wild animal in beno town park wild animal captured treasure found in bino town free chocolate coin with school paper bino town flooded [Music] read my amazing story final reader figures are walters paper 485 but daily menace has 486 hits [Music] walter just handed me this it's a bit rubbish this puts the numbers exactly even walter gave me one especially for you too see rubbish i believe the press pass is mine dennis soon i'll be shaking hands with beano town united's finest so walter wants to shake hands does he curly i've just had a brilliant idea [Music] that's him get him [Applause] okay hey what are you doing leave me alone the daily menace big competition be the first to shake walter's hand and what a year's free subscription 500 extra hits [Music] 986 readers to walters 487. the press pass is ours congratulations one press pass coming up that's my press pass no it's not we want it fair and square [Music] actually i think it belongs to me uh-huh angel face whoever has the biggest readership gets the press pass yes have you read my magazine dennis versus walter skull duggary treachery trickery oh and 5 000 readers 5 000 or maybe not here we go here we go here we go oh what have you been up to dennis hmm still want to see the match nasha niceness angelface have i got a deal for you your press pass in exchange for the parent spy 3000 stay ahead of prying moms and dads with this state-of-the-art [Applause] [Music] revolution [Music] [Applause] [Music] now that is not the base of a postman preparing to pull [Music] i must draw your attention to poster delivery service article 49b subsection 12 which expressly this is all that's left of my year subscription to magnet monthly what's magnet monthly the only periodical exclusively about the house and why's of magnetism obviously it's fascinating right there's even less of efficient pockets weekly fractions quarterly and admirer and collectible placemats wow walter i i'm horrified you shouldn't be inside reading boring magazines you should be getting out and doing fun stuff nasha's doing you a favor a favor mm-hmm yeah he's got you out of the house you're getting fresh air exercise and that's just getting exercise too and now his collection is just one sample shot oh what collection 24 hours the world record for the largest collection of samples from post office issue underpants held since 1908 by an unusually fast and snappy dash on will be claimed by one nation menace russia well as you've clearly no intention of curbing your pooch's postal impropriety i'll have to take postal matters into my own hands eh you're gonna be a postman that's nice walters doesn't count but come tomorrow's post you'll be the new title holder we'll see about that [Music] ah don't want to miss the big moment hey walter oh absolutely not today's the debut of the future of post delivery say hello to the poster tron that's the new postman it's a prototype all the traits of a human postal worker combined with robot efficiency i first think about it in stamps and envelopes news i think the post office is just the place to tasty porridge enthusiasts i've been looking forward to you my friends for months he's devastated how can he bag the record for postal underpants samples when our robot postman doesn't wear pants could we put pants on it it doesn't have legs could we put legs on it no we've got to get rid of the robot postman we've got to get a real postman back so nasha can claim that record and this is how we're gonna do it me and nasha will drive it and when nasha barks into the microphone in sight it'll sound like a hundred dogs at the sound of a hundred nassar's any postman would like it and as the postertron is programmed to behave just like a postman you've built a robot dog obviously it's the only way to scare off a robot postman we don't want you scaring off the robot postman i like getting post here's a postcard from gran she's stranded in the congo and needs us to send cash six months ago oh that's why we haven't heard from her and the poster tron has also finally delivered all your school reports you're grounded you can help us sort through all this post is a power bill final demand oh right you're doubly grounded you and nasha but first find some candles but but what about nash's record good luck pie face thanks dennis dennis inside now you're grounded then sorting post oh you're our eyes curly keep us updated [Music] hello is that the dog catcher i need you to bring your largest net [Music] [Music] you're coming with me we have a problem oh i have to go rescue pie face he's been taken by the dog catcher why does that sentence not surprise me dennis you're not going anywhere till you finish sorting all that post finish what sort of sorting is that it's all been sorted into a needs to be sorted pile see ya hey you are all postman your new dog catcher now i'm chasing dogs oh sweet revenge still you must be miffed a robots doing your old job that's the point it's doing the job unlike me it's fulfilling the postman's motto through rain or hail or snow the post must get through so if the robot postman can't get through they'll have to re-employ a proper postman with pants [Music] can yes get out please anyone surely the postatron's prepared for rain hail and snow dennis ah it won't be expecting the menace variety though ready menaces [Music] [Music] yes now to call the post office let them know the post isn't getting through all right organize this periodical [Music] because walter missed out on magnet monthly there's a magazine called magnet monthly i know free magnet with every issue oh wait a minute is that magnum monthly not one issue of my subscription has arrived all year so can you send them again all at once brilliant my name it's walter i suppose you menaces hope once again to disrupt the march of technology now you win walter we've tried and we can't stop the poster trump i knew you wouldn't be able to get the better of his superior robot brain and nasa felt so bad about ruining your magazines so we're making up for it a whole year's worth of magnet monthly complete with free magnets is arriving today you don't expect me to believe that do you it's true i give you a postal marvel with news of the marvel of magnetism you're right walter magnetism is marvelous ah so you got your old job back yes apparently the poster tron had a few glitches to iron out well something like that still at least nash is not around today so i can deliver the mail in peace he's behind me isn't he yeah [Music] hello woofing dog congratulations a new record do you have any idea what this will do for be no town no neither do i so what's next for our champion then uh apparently he has his eye on the record for samples from bears underpants

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Length: 60min 34sec (3634 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 30 2020