Whoever I Pull, I Buy!

Today these 11 trading card packs will decide my team for 1 match and there better be some  good players in these packs because every time my opponent scores I have to cut up one of these cards. Pack 1 is our captain... let's see who we can get and of course I can't open it here we go first player is... is it going to be upside down? Of course it is... We got Fabio Silva Do we want Fabio Silva? Of course we don't Who is this? Pedri Look how beautiful he is I think we're going to have to take Pedri What other option do we have? Even in regular trading card packs he haunts me he is every everywhere I am not taking a Madrid player and then the final one Darwin Nunes I think this one's an obvious one we're taking Pedri look how beautiful he is... cut that part out He has a 90 rated Road to the Final card I think this is exactly what we need in our team  780,000 for our first player hedri get into my   team boom I'm surprised Barcelona even has a  road to the final card it's been a tough year   for the rest of the trading card packs we have  to pick a number on this wall and whatever it   tells us is the type of player we have to take  let's start with number 10 the fastest player   let's see who we got in pack number two first  player is who is this I have no idea who he is   but maybe he's going to be the fastest we got  Noah Lang Ibrahimovic he's not even in the game   and he definitely wouldn't be the fastest  and the final card oh my days was that an autograph who in the world is this and why is  there a smiley face on his signature we already   got the signature card which means one thing we  have to use him in our team I didn't think it was   going to happen this fast we already have to add  Samuel illing Jr is he even in the game oh he is   71 rated 79 Pace this is who we have to add as  the fast player in our team he's 300 coins get   into my team that is not the left Winger I thought  we're going to have in our team if you're a fan   of this player DM me on Instagram I'll send you  this card I don't want to look at it ever again   there aren't any other Signature Players so we're  going to have to take whatever the boxes tell us   from now on number four the oldest player this  team is starting off so bad oh please please   let there be an icon in this pack marinos that  is not the marinos we need Andreas who casmiro   okay okay look at that form though looks like a  dinosaur and the final card Muhammad alicho he's   a Wonder kid clearly not an old player I think  camiro is the oldest one let's double check this   marinos is only 20 years old and this Andreas  guy is 19 and Mr Dinosaur is 31 years old our   oldest player let's add him into our team does he  have any special cards he has a 90 rated Striker   card what is this five star weak foot I have never  used this card maybe we need to use it is that his   only special card are we about to use a 90 rated  casemiro Striker I guess we are pack number four   but which number should we pick maybe eight the  tallest player we need a goalkeeper maybe there's   going to be one in this pack pack scared I'm going  to rip a card option one Graven Burge I think he's   like 6' tall maybe not the tallest in here Harry  Kane how tall is he I think he's taller than graen   Burge I'm saying he's like 62 6'3 Walmart no he's  definitely not tall look at that picture and then   this guy again I literally said I never want  to see him again and he pops up once more if   he is the tallest player I'm going to be so mad  it actually says their Heights on the card 1.88   m Harry Kane 1.9 M graen Birch well how tall is  he please don't be tall 182 okay graen Burch is   the winner he is the player we're adding into our  team I'm just worried graen Birch doesn't have any   special cards this FIFA please please he does he  does he does 86 rated team of the group stage what   a card okay thank goodness this is honestly a very  good card all 80 across the stats that is Hull   gang and 180k get into my team graen BR I just  still can't believe we have casmiro as our Striker   we we're going to do number one longest hair I  have no idea who's going to be in this one Pogba   that is definitely not the longest hair who is  this greish okay that's pretty long and the final   card it's upside down Javy Simmons is it Simmons  or Simons I don't know but that is definitely the   longest hair if it was biggest Cals maybe it would  be greish but that is definitely the longest hair   on Javi Simons or Simmons however you want to  say it let's add him into our team and I feel   that he has a pretty crazy card his highest rated  is an 87 rated road to the final Champions League   card let's go does he have five star skills no  four star four star that would have been so nice   Javy Simmons get into my team I just every time I  see Samuel over there looking at me like that I I   get so angry inside why could we not have gotten  mbappe's autograph all right what are we picking   next number let's take number three bald what's a  bald player that I'd like in my team maybe zidan   what if we got an icon zidan he's he pretty bald  Patrick Chic definitely does have hair mosala he's   not bald as suugo he's not bald but he's pretty  close and Alonso Davies what am I supposed to do   now none of the players are bald I feel out of  these four players the one that's going to go   bald the soonest is probably mosala so we're going  to add him into our team I'm sorry I'm sorry it's   got to be done he's clearly got the worst hairline  and I know for a fact he does have a special card   A Team of the Year honorable mention because I've  already had to discard it once not fun especially   that it's 1.2 million points but we need to make  sure we're not cutting up any of these cards so   Muhammad Salah get into this team you better  score some goals boom five packs remain so I   think it only makes sense to pick number five the  youngest okay let's hope we have a future stars in   one of these packs hopefully this man right here  got a nacho abene he might be the youngest next up   merti all these players seem very young and upside  down jerud definitely the oldest of the pack and   the final one the wrong Manchester United player  Erikson so it says on the card that abene was born   in March 2003 and merti was born in August of  2003 which makes him the youngest let's hope he   has a crazy card his best card is a common gold  card for 250 coins not what I wanted what's even   worse is that we don't even have room for another  midfielder we have to put merti as a center back   we're going to get scored on this is not good  what is going to be the next p number seven the   shortest name now these packs were released before  Messi moved to inter Miami so he could be in here   maybe his name is the shortest it is only five  letters first up Mason Mount five letters uh-oh   gorgees five letters as well kaminga that is too  long of a name and Laro Martinez their last names   are the same length but because Mason mount's  name is shorter Borges is out Mason Mount is in   he's playing as Center back this is this is going  to be really bad I have two gold com and center   backs that are both midfielders we're going to  have to change things up here casmiro is probably   not going to be our Striker three packs remain  let's take number six highest rated we need a good   Defender at least one or a keeper Marco Roy Rico  Lewis Vinnie Jr he might be the highest one and   vlahovic let's see Vinnie Junior's rating one's a  left Winger and one is a striker but they're both   92 rated but I think we have to take Vinnie Jr  as a striker put casemiro as a center back asz   Mason Mount and Moretti there they're going to  get scored on so much and as much as it hurts   as a Barca fan to buy a Vinnie Jr it's got to be  done he is the highest rated get into my team two   packs left we're taking number two longest name  you know what in this case I'd love donaruma we   need a goalkeeper Burling Holland how many letters  is that that's seven letters I don't think that's   going to be the longest one Harvey Elliott seven  letters as well upside down Carboni seven why is   everyone's last name oh oh I just saw this Mohamad  Al cho cho I guess is his last name three letters   we have a lot of options here so Valentine Carboni  has the longest first name how many letters does   he have in his first name two is five letters  and five letters they are literally identical I   haven't used his team of the year yet I think this  is the time to do it and I might even put him as   the goalkeeper I've never spent 10.5 million coins  on a keeper and I don't think I ever will again   but I believe in this earling Halland 10.5 300K  left that is not good my game just broke trying   to buy earling Holland what is this supposed to  tell me there he is our new goalkeeper one pack   remains to finish this squad and it's number  nine most RZ okay so I guess the final player   has to be the cutest I mean most handsome first  up delit does he have RZ Louis Diaz RZ Alexander   Arnold I think he's got the most RZ in this pile  he's going into our team and it's perfect perf   because we need a right back and we only have  300K to spend on his best card and his honorable   mention is only 100K that is perfect the Riz God  is in the team which means the team is complete   now however many goals this opponent scores on  me is the amount of cards I will need to cut up   please don't have a good team please don't have  a good team please don't have a good team please   don't have a good team oh you know what that's not  the best team we might not get scored on and just   4 minutes in I got a chance to take the lead oh  my I just ran into their net will we get a rage   quit oh no they're angry they're angry that I did  that here we go Holland first touch of the ball R   10 million coin keeper but I was starting to get  too confident run into the No No he saved it why   don't I just score a normal goal I'm scared that  any shot on earling Holland will go in oh no here   we go earling Holland doesn't save it that is  one card that we're going to have to discard no   please enen please no why did did I not just  score those other chances it's time to get serious goal what a strike we  need the ball we need the ball   we need more goals we got to make him  quit the game finish no that's the oh   iling junor that is the one card I'm  okay to cut up one last chance before halftime what a move what a  strike Vinnie junor I can't   believe he pulled that off this  card is worth all the coins and   he skipped my replay how many times do  I have to to tell people not to skip my repace oh no Holland no earling Holland please  that's three players we need to cut up all I could   do now is try and get them to quit to avoid  any more goals and I finally learned how to   gritty maybe this will get them out of the game  wait they're pausing the game are they about to   leave they're not three goals against means three  of these cards will be cut up these players are   now labeled 1 to 11 and hey Siri give me a number  between 1 and 11 10 Siri give me another number   between 1 and 11 nine and Siri one more number  between 1 and 11 six a Deal's a deal which means   these three players are getting cut up but if  you enjoyed this video make sure to check out the   video right here oh this is tough and make sure to  subscribe I'll see you guys soon peace literally okay

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Published: Sat Mar 02 2024