Who Would You Pick As The Next US President? (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

if you could single-handedly choose anyone alive dead or fictional character to be the next president of the united states who would you choose and why my neighbor he's a cool guy and he selflessly helps people out his golden retriever could be his vice president too i also choose this guy's neighbor taking out people with magic powers i think you could get no better a leader than captain p car an expert diplomat someone that appreciates science and someone with enough courage to stand up for not only all americans but for all humans only if he can also choose his cabinet from the enterprise as well he relied on his team from all walks of life and he knows that his knowledge has limits that they can fill in plus who knows what else 2020 is gonna throw we might get romulans i'd pick myself i've played a fair amount of civilization i'm pretty sure i can do it i was the school president in eighth grade so i think i have the proper experience bob the builder can he fix it yes he can dr strange dude can literally see all possible futures he will chose to do exactly the right thing every single time or he'll choose the one where we think he's doing exactly the right thing alive because dead or fictional would not be an effective leader this thread just shows me that there are very few political leaders today that we universally respect and admire i think a big part of this is that basically nobody is 100 good nearly everybody is living in these shades of grey influenced by their upbringing religion beliefs experiences etc trying to do what they think is right to them but what is right to you may not be right to me your experiences may be vastly different from mine so to find somebody where most people agree there that person they're good is hard enough and then they have to be famous enough for other people to know and qualified for an immensely stressful job good luck that cat who's mayor of an alaskan town stubs i think he'd do a good job if the resident there are to be believed stubs for 2020. meow is the time stubs 2020 poussey grabs back aragorn son of aerothorn only the return of the true king can save man if by my life or death i can protect you i will captain jean-luc p car of the starship enterprise because he's a scholar a gentleman a diplomat and a badass chief officer captain's log starred at minus 302 389.84 i have been pulled back in time to govern the country where they would not wear masks in the middle of a pandemic uncle iron he would solve all the problems of the world over a few cups of tea gandalf not sure if i'd pick grey or white though he's gandalf for grey for the first term loses re-election then comes back for a rematch four years later as gandalf the white a fictional version of me where i'm much smarter and impervious to corruption should really be impervious to assassination marie condo she'd just start throwing away states and government officials bc they don't spark joy does this man spark joy asks empress condo he does not the crowd rules in response and he is thrown into the pit samwise gamji unprecedented loyalty commitment potatoes gamgee back in 2020 boil m mashem stick m in a stew minerva mcgonagall a warm reassuring personality but strictly no nonsense indeed and if anyone ducks around too much she will straight up set them on fire which is an effective negotiation tactic palpatine for a safer secure society professor x because he knows everything magneto because magneto was right president comancho find a smart person and make them deal with the serious issues is exactly the type of leader we need right now it i know she's bad right now with all that starving [ __ ] and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings but i've got a three-point plan that's going to fix everything number one we've got this guy not sure number two he's got a higher iq than any man alive and number three he's going to fix everything dr doofenshmirtz most intelligent man alive ruler of all 50 state areas good thing is he comes with perry so if doofenshmirtz screws up perry will immediately fix it phil hartman if for no other reason than phil hartman would be alive again hi i'm troy mcclure you may remember me from such rs credit threads as what is delicious but deadly and what would you do with hydraulic arms jesus christ it would be hilarious to see the evangelicals lose it when he cuts the military budget and goes full welfare state and the racists when he passes the voting rights act and tells the remaining states to ratify the equal rights amendment i am having so much fun imagining the stunned disbelief of the right wing edit wow thank you for the awards he would be assassinated for being elected my girlfriend cause then i'd have a girlfriend ah so you went fictional either of the rogers fred or steve wholesome moral know when and who to rely on why not both have steve as the vp fred as the president emma rogers i mean who could say no or be mean to him then he would be disappointed in you and most people wouldn't be able to survive that who could say no or be mean to him fox news because you know they all ready but they're done that w hoh has a biet teresta righty han b ram t he be roken to be fair the whole remote viewing and time travel sheet could be useful elle woods vote for l she already passed bruiser's bill and everything guys leslie knope thank you to all the redditors who sent awards i actually even have an oak 2020 shirt here it is img.com [Music] bob ross he cares about nature and learning [Music] astley he's never going to give us up is there any reason not to pick yoda chewbacca i just want to watch that so to address i'd take a swing at it since we're letting just anyone do it now [Music] lord eddard stark ned stark because he would do the right thing no matter what better have a real strong vp pick there bill pullman 2020 we could use an inspirational speech right about now [Music] steve irwin the environment important yo gordon ramsay he'll whip congress into shape in no time you call this a bill it's full of pork belly you idiot the prime minister of new zealand because she is such an incredible and successful leader they just celebrated 100 days without covered cases in the nation i still think these nuts was robbed in 2016. my mom she passed away in 2011 and i just want to see her again i also choose this guy's dead mom [Music] diogenes that guy was rad as duck when asked about the meaning of his actions the president replied benjamin cisco knows how to run an administration and isn't afraid to bring in a simple tailor to sew up loose romulan ends captain america because he is captain america michael scott just imagine how ducked up america would be but how fun it would be uncle ira ethical and patient resorts to force only when necessary bernie sanders because he actually gives a [ __ ] about you and me and he knows how to change government to make it serve everyone aragorn son of aerothorn the rightful layer of ice elder winnie the pooh just because really i would not want a chinese communist party leader to be us [Music] president [Music] you

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Published: Mon Aug 17 2020