- Do you want me to help you? Ready? Does the tail go here? (background party chatter) Does the tail go here? (background party chatter) - [Christopher] There it is! Yay! Good shot. (jingle bells ringing) ♪ It's vlogmas, vlogmas. ♪ ♪ It's vlogmas, vlogmas. ♪ ♪ It's vlogmas, vlogmas ♪ ♪ And it's time to celebrate. ♪ ♪ Vlogmas. ♪ - [Ballinger Family] Yay!
(chiming) (gentle music) - Good morning everyone. Say good morning.
(baby cooing) Good morning.
(baby cooing) Are you ready for a big day? (baby cooing) Yeah. Everybody's getting ready to
go to Colleen and Erik's house for Flynn's birthday party. He's turning one. I cannot
believe that he's one year old. That's so cool. He's becoming
such a cool little dude and we're really excited
to celebrate with him and the rest of the family. Are you ready for a birthday party? You love birthday parties. Jessica and the older
kids are getting ready, so I'm on baby duty and I'm going to do one of my favorite things
to do with this little guy. Aside from cuddle. I think
cuddle is my favorite. But I also like to do this thing. (guitar strings vibrating) Ready? (guitar playing) (baby sneezing) Bless you. (guitar playing) (guitar playing) (guitar playing) Okay. Time for this guy
to take a little shower. Are you going to take a shower? Take a shower with mommy? Get all clean? (baby fussing)
Ah, look at this little cozy. He's so cozy. Ah. Squeak.
(baby fussing) (baby sucking) We just got to Colleen's
house. So many people here. So many people that we know
and people that we haven't seen in a long time. We barely got through the door and we're just like,
hanging out with everybody. (gentle music) Do you like the party? Did you see all the doggies? Let's go look for doggies. Do you want to go look for doggies? Hold my hand. You see doggies? Where are the doggies? Oh, there's a doggy. That looks
like something Grandpa made. We found one. There it is. Jayden has it. - I found a dog. - [Christopher] Oh my
goodness. What do you think? - Good. - [Christopher] Good? (background party noise) - I think he likes you. (background party noise) - [Christopher] What do
you think? Is that cool? Wait, who's having this? - Parker. - Me. - [Christopher] You're having
a cotton candy burrito? - Yes! - [Christopher] Alright. - [Cotton Candy Lady] You
wanted chocolate on top, right? - Yeah.
(giggling) - [Man] Wow. - [Christopher] I think that's
more sugar than you've had in your entire life. (laughing) Like if you added up everything
that you've ever eaten, that's more sugar. (laughing) How's it taste? - Good. - [Christopher] Is it
everything you dreamed of? - It was. - [Christopher] Is that yours Bailey? - That's mine. - [Christopher] That's yours? - [Man] So, so they make the cotton candy. - [Christopher] Is that
purple cotton candy? - It's grape. - [Christopher] Grape? (background party noise) How is it? - Good. - [Christopher] Do you
want to build a dog? This is missing its stuffing.
It doesn't have any stuffing. (background party noise) Do you want to fill it
up with stuffing? Okay. Okay, put it in there. (background party noise) (gentle music) Your doggy needs a shirt, so you get to color in the shirt and draw a design on there. What are you going to draw? - A doggy. - [Christopher] A doggy? A doggy on the doggy shirt? (background party noise) - Doggy. Doggy. Doggy. - [Christopher] You wrote doggy? That is very good writing, I like it. (background party noise) - Thank you for coming.
You guys are all so sweet. We're going to sing happy birthday. He has a cat cake, because
he decided a few days ago he doesn't like dogs
anymore, he likes cats. So, we are all dogs and we will eat a cat. (cheering) ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ (cheering) - [Rachel] Uh oh. (laughing) (cheering) - Yeah, get its ear! (background party noise)
(gentle music) - [Christopher] Oh man, you need a napkin. - [Jojo] No, it's not
finished yet, but it's coming. I'll have it-- - [Christopher] There you go. Oh yeah, you got some on there. What kind of dog are you making, Jake? - I don't know. (upbeat music) - [Christopher] I love
the color of your doggy. - Yeah. - [Christopher] Can I
see your face real quick? You've got a lot of paint on you face. (upbeat music) - [Colleen] It's okay,
you can just put it on. - [Christopher] Do you want
to stick it on the doggy? - [Colleen] Go for it. You
don't have to wear that. Do you want me to help you? Ready? Does the tail go here? Does the tail go here? - [Christopher] There it is. Yay! Good shot. (paper rustling) - Ooh, this is a bag. - [Jessica] Okay, so that's
like a wet bag for baby like, messy things. - Amazing. Oh and booger wipes! Oh it's a sick thing! - [Jessica] It's for when
my kids get your kids sick. (laughing) - Flynn's just now getting
over a cold, so you're welcome. - [Christopher] Jess is sick. Also I watched your vlog, you were like, I was really sick for
a day and now I'm fine and I was like oh, that was Flynn's, because I got that too. And it was like really
sick, horrible sick, for a day and then it went away. These are everything. Thank you so much. Oh this is great for washing his hair. - [Jessica] Bailey picked that out. - [Bailey] I found that. - That's a good one, thanks
Bailey. That's amazing. Pedialyte! Yeah! - [Jessica] I feel like
there's been so many times where I'm like, oh my gosh,
we urgently need Pedialyte, and so now you have it. But don't open it, once you open it you have to throw it away. - I won't. Breathe Easy kit. We need this currently, because right now he is stuffy McGee. And bath spout cover. Oh this is so cute. - [Jessica] Bailey picked that out. - Good choice. Thanks
guys, this is so nice. - [Erik] That's awesome, yeah. - [Jessica] I thought that
maybe Erik should open it. - Oh, Erik do you want to-- - [Jessica] It's half way for Erik. - Okay. (laughing) - Oh, that is more for Erik. - Yeah, I've eaten many of these puffs. - Usually we put puffs and
Cheerios on the thing for Flynn. He picks out the Cheerios and this one-- - It's also that, I eat them
but it's also that I vacuum them out of between the
car seats very frequently, so it is for me. - Yeah, it is. - Thank you, Bailey. - [Christopher] It's like
a little game for you. (gentle music) - Here we go. We're going? Oh. (hands hitting floor) ♪ It's the hard knock life, for us. ♪ ♪ It's the hard knock life for us. ♪ ♪ Instead of treated, we get tricked. ♪ ♪ Instead of kisses, we get kicked. ♪ ♪ It's the hard-knock life. ♪ ♪ Got no folks to speak of, so. ♪ ♪ It's a hard-knock row we ho. ♪ ♪ Cotton blanket ♪ (hands hitting floor) ♪ Instead of wool ♪ ♪ Empty Bellies ♪
(hands hitting floor) ♪ Instead of full! ♪ ♪ It's the hard-knock life. ♪ ♪ Don't it feel like the
wind is always howling? ♪ ♪ Don't it seem like
there's never any light! ♪ ♪ Once a day, don't you
wanna throw the towel in? ♪ - Sorry. ♪ It's easier than putting up a fight ♪ (laughing) - No, you go like this. ♪ No one's there when your
dreams at night are creepy! ♪ ♪ No one's there if you
grow or if you shrink! ♪ ♪ No one dries when your
eyes get wet and weepy ♪ ♪ From the crying you would
think this place's would sink! ♪ ♪ Ahhh. Duh, duh, duh, duh. ♪
(stomping) ♪ Rotten smelly-- ♪
- Oh. ♪ Empty belly life. ♪ (hands hitting floor) ♪ Rotten smelly life. ♪ ♪ Full of sorrow life. ♪ (stomping) ♪ No tomorrow life. ♪ ♪ Santa Claus we never see. ♪ ♪ Santa Claus, what's that? Who's he? ♪ ♪ No one cares for you a smidge ♪ ♪ When you're in a orphanage. ♪ ♪ It's the hard knock life. ♪ - Thank you. - Beep. Beep. Oh, no. Bleep. Bleep. You'll stay up, 'till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler Building. (exaggerated laughing) ♪ Yank the whiskers from her chin ♪ ♪ Jab her with a safety pin. ♪ ♪ Make her drink a Mickey Finn ♪ ♪ I love you Miss Hannigan. ♪ - Get to work and strip the
beds. Duncan, get back to work. ♪ It's the hard knock life, for us. ♪ ♪ It's the hard knock life, for us. ♪ ♪ No one cares for you a smidge, ♪ ♪ When you're in an orphanage. ♪ ♪ It's the hard knock life, ♪ ♪ It's the hard knock life, ♪ ♪ It's the hard knock life. ♪ - [Christopher] Yay! Bravo! The party was a lot of fun. It's over now and we are going to play
a quick round of Mafia. - [Colleen] There's no record button. Oh, I see it. I see it. - [Christopher] I know how to do this. - I thought you weren't
recording. I was like-- - [Christopher] I've
been doing this a while. (laughing) - I'm always thinking,
because I've done that. I have fully, like, vlogged
and filmed and then been like, then my camera turned off,
because it wasn't recording. - (gasps) That's happened
before to us, so-- (laughing) - [Christopher] It is a secret. - That's where Flynn gets it. (gasps) - [Jessica] Yeah, that's where he gets it. - [Duncan] The cat's dead. (laughing) - Can you go show what he's talking about? (background chatter) - [Christopher] You okay?
Ah yeah, you're fine. As I was saying when I
was recording earlier, we are playing Mafia right now, it's just a small group of people. We've already played two rounds, but they were over very
quickly, like first round. Because we're all super
good at this game. Right? - What? I was asleep. - [Christopher] Look at him sleeping. - [Jessica] He's so cute. - [Christopher] Why are you awake? Why are any of you awake? - To do Advent calendars. - [Christopher] Oh, I
guess that's a good reason to be awake.
(giggling) (gasping) - What is that? (laughing) - A cat. - [Christopher] It's a cat? - [Parker] Cat? Her name is Figaro. - [Jessica] Ooh. - [Christopher] Can you show me? Whoa, Figaro. I like it. - Can you put it on there? - [Christopher] Yeah, you want
me to put it on the table? Ah, Figaro is so cute. Do you like your kitty? - Figaro. - Anybody have any guesses? - I'm going with the same guess I've had. - I'm going with this guess. - Apricot and mango?
- Yeah. - Apricot and mango or grape or blueberry. - Or blueberry, okay. Jacob?
- Or blueberry, yeah. - Blueberry or grape. - Blueberry or grape or apricot, maybe. - I think it is strawberry. - Oh, a repeat of strawberry? - Strawberry. - Okay. What does Daddy think? - [Christopher] Visions of sugarplums. - I'm going to guess apricot again. - [Christopher] That's a dark one. - Jacob, man. You've been guessing this. Blueberry black currant spread. - [Bailey] (gasps) I guessed it. - I guessed it. (laughing) - You guys both said apricot. - I said apricot, blueberry, or grape. - Yeah, me too. (laughing) - So next time I'm going to
guess blueberry, strawberry, apricot, grape-- - Blackberry, peach-- - Tangerine, pear, I guess
it's going to be fruit. (laughing) - And then, that day it's honey. - [Christopher] Ahhh. - [Jessica] Gotcha. - I vote some sort of liquid. - [Jessica] Oh. - Daddy's turn. - [Christopher] Daddy's turn? What am I going to open? (gentle music) - Number one? (laughing) - [Christopher] No, it's number eight. What do you think is going
to be in number eight? - Hot sauce! - Yep me too, me too. - [Christopher] Good guess. Number eight, right here. Ooh. A very dirty green. - It's boogey green. - Yeah, we're going to call
it boogey, boogey green. Elf Elixer, calm the nerves
of stressed out elves. Anaheim Pepper Sauce. The elves work hard and
get stressed out a lot. - Is there a creepy Santa on there? - [Christopher] There's no
creepy Santa on this one, no. Are you sad about that? - Did you like the creepy Santa? - It was on the other one. - [Christopher] Yeah, the Krampus. I actually looked that up, it's Krampus, or something, some pronunciation. - Oh, thanks for looking that up. - I looked it up. - Get some new info. - And it's, oh yeah sorry,
that's not the interesting thing. It is the scariest legend I've ever seen. It's the counter part to St. Nicholas, and it's like, messed up. The elves work hard and
get stressed out a lot. Santa used this mild and
sweet Anaheim Pepper Sauce to put the pep back in their step. You guys want some pep in your step today? - Yeah. - We have to smell it. - [Christopher] We have to smell it? Okay, let's smell it. Ooh. It's got a smell. It smells good though. More of like a peppery smell. - Oh, I like it. - Can I hold it? - [Christopher] Yeah, smell it. - I don't like it. - [Christopher] You don't like it? Okay. - Hmm. Not bad. - I like that. - Okay. (baby fussing) (baby puking) - Uh oh. Did we have a throw up? - A little spit up. - [Christopher] All better? All better? (gentle music) Try it. Are you going to try it? - Yeah. - [Christopher] Okay, try it. - [Jessica] I think he's nervous, maybe. - That's not bad. - [Christopher] Not bad? - Okay, here goes nothing. (gentle music) It is very mild. - [Christopher] Okay. (gentle music) - I like it. - [Jacob] It's not spicy. - [Bailey] But there's a little
bit of a kick at the end. - Not too much. - [Duncan] Do you like it? - I do like it. I think it's like the peperoncino ones. - [Christopher] Alright.
Secrets are about to happen. (gentle music) - Ooh. This is a good one. - [Jessica] He didn't want to guess. - [Christopher] I think
it's going to be Hermione. What do you guys think? - I think it's going to
be the food for the table. - I think it's going to be the fireplace. - I was going to say food
yesterday and I feel like I'm going to go with that again. ♪ Final countdown. ♪ - [Christopher] What is it? Oh, oh it's food for the table. (cheering) Why did it take so long to build? It looks like it's just-- (laughing) You just put it on-- - [Jacob] Well this was the problem. I was just like, how does
this, how does, how does? - [Christopher] So you
spent the whole time trying to put the Turkey in the--
(laughing) - Hey, hey. I was doing my best. - [Jessica] What is that?
Turkey and baby chicks? What, what's that? - [Christopher] Yeah.
Turkeys and baby chicks. What are your feasts
looking like these days? - Well, vegetarian. - [Christopher] Oh, well. Tell us in the comment section what food you think this is that
goes so well with turkey. You got a guess? - Stuffing, maybe? - [Christopher] You think it's stuffing? I don't know. Tell us
in the comment section. I'm confused.
- [Jacob] Popcorn. - [Christopher] You think it's popcorn? (laughing) - [Jacob] Sort of (mumbles) (gentle music) - [Christopher] Nice setup, Jake. - Thanks (crushing Lego) - [Christopher] Oh, what? Okay. (laughing) - [Jessica] Duncan,
can you show baby Luke. - Figaro. - [Christopher] That's Figaro? Whoa. - Any guesses? I'm
still going with Cedric. - I'm going with bad man. - [Christopher] Batman? - Bad man. - [Christopher] Dolores Umbridge. - [Duncan] I think its going to be Dobby. - Isn't it Doris Umbridge. - It's going to be Dobby. - [Christopher] Oh, who knows
more about Harry Potter now? - Umbridge would be a
cool Pop figure, I think. - But, I don't think she's in this, because it's based on the fourth book. - Yeah, Daddy doesn't know. - [Christopher] What?
- [Duncan] It's gonna be Dobby. (laughing) - I know, I keep rooting for you. - Oh. It's Fred. - How do you know which
twin is which twin? - [Bailey] Fred's hair is,
his bangs are a little lower than George's are. - Wow.
- [Christopher] Obviously. Wow, look at those bangs. - [Jessica] Look at those bangs. - [Christopher] Look at
those telltale bangs. - [Jessica] Those are Fred bangs. - [Christopher] Are those Fred bangs? - [Bailey] (laughing) Fred bangs. - [Christopher] Another belt. (laughing) - [Christopher] You can
never have too many belts. - Gotta keep those production costs down. (laughing) Just a tiny, little chain. - [Christopher] Or an empty box. - I'm voting on a hat. - Yeah. Shopping boxes. - [Duncan] Can I help you? (laughing) - [Christopher] What is it? What is it? - I opened up the wrong one. - Oh that was yesterdays,
that was yesterdays. - [Christopher] Oh, it was another belt, but it's the same belt. (laughing) - It was very hard to open for a box that he'd opened yesterday. - Hat. - Oh, blow dryer. - [Christopher] Ooh. - [Jessica] Oh. - That came out of nowhere. (laughing) - For the Barbie about town,
a blow dryer in her bag. (laughing) - Alright. That is the end
of our very long day today. I don't know if the vlog was that long, but the day was long. I'm tired. - [Jacob] It's the same
as every other day. - [Christopher] It's time to go to sleep. Oh. Bye. Bye.
(gentle music) - [Jacob] It's the same
as every other day. - Bye! - Jacob is throwing down some
logic on you, Christopher. - It's the same as every
other day, it's 24 hours. - Today was longer. We went full 25. (laughing) - No. That's not how science works. (baby Parker laughing) (gentle music)
