Who is not Straight? Jubilee React #13

look at my eyes real quick are you gay no look at my eyes real quick are you gay no okay this is that was hard it doesn't work it doesn't work all right this is gonna be a good one we're watching six straight men versus one secretly gay man oh you know what to be good six non-simps and one secret simp that'd be good that one's for free you belay just because i get to react to your videos for those who don't know this the point of this show is why did i explain it it's so obvious it's in the title never mind we brought together seven straight men and they do explain it i'm straight i all right all right let's see if we can get it straight off the bat get it straight haha i mean i would guess this guy because he's clearly the one that's dressed as the most stylish he's doing the high pants the tuck the roll up sleeves the very sort of the haircut i would say yeah but that's obviously a lie this is not that's a decoy easy decoy understand this guy's talking to my dude uh they always go like the least gay looking guy like you wouldn't expect i was like this guy or this guy we brought together seven straight men i put my money behind the street i am a straight man i'm sure no you're not he's not straight straight man i'm straight i am a straight man i'm sorry ah look at that he's got a glimmer in his eyes like i am a straight uh he looks gay too come on i'm straight i i'm a straight all right he's you're clear i changed my mind ability you're not straight you're gay evan's gay yeah i am a straight man i'm straight i am uh he could be gay too actually i didn't see corbin corbin you gay dude you're all gay i am i think it's corbin straight man one is a liar sorry should i just watch the video and shut the [ __ ] up all right my bad i just i just want to see if i could get a surprise by looking if the liar survives it's my gaydar wins the entire correct or nine i don't know my vote's on corbin right now raise your hand if you have if you've had a girlfriend are you sexually attracted to men no but uh i can appreciate a good man okay my man you're wearing a [ __ ] key as a necklace you use a gay ain't nothing wrong with that by the way just so we're clear here this is a welcoming channel whatever your preference is [Music] whoever you want bro i don't care but you wear a key as a necklace my do you gay you gay as hell no but uh i can appreciate a good man okay that makes sense i can appreciate a good mane that's like saying you know what's a meal i don't like no i don't like coriander and i refuse to eat that but i can appreciate a good coriander that does not happen what's a man that i like it's definitely some i can think like yeah they look good but hey i don't have anyone in my head tom hardy martial yelp come hardy yes thank you now that's amazing he's got hard in his name come on oh that guy from uh how to get away with murder oh he doesn't look that good in real life though never mind crush ruined all right sorry we're looking at the gate you have a wedding ring i do when did you get married uh eight years ago eight years ago they're singling out on him ah he got married why okay all right all right what's your wife's name stephanie wow do you guys believe that right off the bat yeah you guys believe stephanie okay the fact that everyone thinks he's gay makes me think i retract it corbin you're not gay i changed my mind uh kind of went after me because uh i had a wedding ring oh god no because you're wearing a key the key is it's the key to all of this who here has kissed a dude or been kissed by a dude i think it's by a dude everyone yeah [ __ ] yeah i kissed guy what so why gay i kissed guy a little time ain't nothing gay kissing men two men ain't nothing gay about that is manly nothing man near the two guys can't argue with science kiss at least you can't be a simp if you're gay huh you ever thought of that you [ __ ] homophobes kiss the dude yes i think it's by a dude who here has kissed a dude and liked it we're not saying it's wrong we're saying it's game my dude that's different no there's nothing wrong carbon but it's gay do you understand uh yeah i've been kissed by a guy and i'll never forget it because it was the most traumatic experience of all time and i don't understand how women does it i felt the beard that i don't want to feel and i'll never forget it i don't even want to talk about it i accidentally kissed my best friend on my birthday one of my best friends you don't accidentally kiss an accident yeah it was really funny my girlfriend sounds like you're lying jared we have six straight men and one secretly gay and then one secretly secretly gay yeah so clear now wow like okay so ah damn it who who knows who won the super bowl was that does that matter when i don't watch it oh my my dude you're gay does that matter oh he's so gay he brought that up because he thought that would be a good lie right he brought that up so he could be like oh yeah he had that ready in his head before he went in who can say who won the super bowl he tried to go and attack there but he failed completely because all the guys are like what that has nothing to do with your sexual orientation corbin what are you gay or something yeah wait jason oh yeah uh corbin's out i didn't think he was the mole yeah but when it came down to it i was like i gotta play for strategy i gotta win really yeah corbin only person you asked the question too that's what happens in all of these episodes is the only person they ask a question to is the one that gets voted out has anyone here been mistaken for a gay person i get mistaken for being gay all the time which is why i don't think like it's you could tell by someone yeah exactly tell through their story i don't get mistaken for being gay what does that say about me i mean how could you identify a person by their physical appearance whether they're gay or not i don't think that's possible and that's the conversation i tried it's definitely possible because you all just proved it by eliminating corbin i feel like for this to be effective we have to put everyone kind of in the spot and like and then everyone else just analyzes them ask me questions you mean the point of the show my dude wait wait look at my eyes real quick are you gay no look at my eyes real quick are you gay [Laughter] because they don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing this is so hard i asked andy and just because it can't just be like oh everyone gangs up on one person because like then the gay person has a chance like hide in the shadows or hide in the noise you know it was they keep going with a looking strategy seriously it was if they're gay they're gonna act different they're very like you know 1960s like mindset in that which is funny and i was like i don't think we're gonna get anything out of this i know i don't think so either cena penis i've seen multiple penises how how did you feel about them what is this strategy i can't what did you feel about them has this guy ever met a gay person what do you feel about the penis when was your first girlfriend my first one was probably like in college yeah it was it wasn't very long though so yeah my thing could be about i'm like muslim so my thing is like it's just dating is just usually very unconventional and it's like very like limited so i mean is that a thing in muslim culture i'm i'm basically mainly on his uh posture and gesturing i feel like as far as like religion goes i mean usually is another thing where it's like really pretty devout i would say yeah okay like i grew up like going to the mosque and everything it's a very like don't ask don't tell it's something that needs to be addressed there should be a lot of love coming out just in general you know it shouldn't be something maybe we were a bit we jumped the gun a bit on colleen because nabil uh yeah it's gonna be like i changed my mind it's not bl people get ostracized for doing what they do and being who they are how's your relationship with your dad how's your relationship with your dad what the [ __ ] are you trying to ask him out play baseball with him sit why is that a question it's a relationship i'm not actually a jerk guys last person open book uh give it to me jonathan do you shave your butt what do you wax no i don't i don't you know that he can just liar right what the what is this guy's question that's so good you sure you're right because that gay no oh i guess you're not gay then we don't i don't okay unfortunately sorry have you ever had a threesome i have not i like i don't i don't understand it like i gotta focus on one person and who usually who's that one person a man or a female a girl yeah okay [Laughter] they are so bad they are so bad this is the worst episode i've ever seen this guy looks like a lost kid in legoland have you kissed a dude he said he didn't i i have what was okay what was the situation don't you want to say no i don't want to say no i want to be honest i've kissed a guy because i was like i could be bi and then turns out i wasn't what would that make you the mole no way he went out he's definitely it's not wesley raise your hand if you think the mole is still in the square and you would like to continue the game you just gotta be safe the calling out is so like bad i apologize but it's a game it's a game you just say it i think you're gay right and so this is what i think there's a lot of dominating the conversation the body language and trying to control everything i thought he was acting maybe too macho okay maybe he is over playing no i don't have a straight role i don't think i'm going to look at wesley you know what really sucks about this guys is we became friends and now i feel like we're not so like after this is over can we still get beers yes all right if you want to the one thing i'll say i'm sure if you guys vote me off all right let's do that then one eight times what a guy or gaydar being right in real life i don't believe in that kind of a thing oh sorry that's so hard i've been pretty on i would say my brother he's he's gay and i didn't know until he came out and i was like whoa what the i was like shocked okay and so yeah the like case stereotypes doesn't really match up but did it ever like cross your mind or anything like did you ever even think about it no i didn't it's a lot because a lot of the times like what you're not paying attention to right it's like it's easy to miss you know what i mean right i just i thought dude yeah disqualifying yourself he's very quiet very quiet dude it's him what's the gayest thing about you all dude honestly growing up me and my friends literally just like poked out that's pretty smart what the [ __ ] really hey dude no dude what happened take two fingers or something no let me explain it's so gay it's so and there's this thing called where it's like horseplay or whatever oh yeah behind one of your friends and like ain't nothing gay about penetrating your your boys huh i did that come on you're like finger up their butt that ain't gay that's epic and not saying gay is an epic but like bro why'd you move over there i'm just i'm just trying to they're called right and so like basically i'm not hating i thought it's funny but i was with him in it like okay i hear you i don't think you're it is that considered gay because that's gay happiness like people might be like yo that dude's a little too happy i'm like yeah i am that's a good thing i think the gayest thing that is so this is the weirdest episode we've gotten so far i can't believe this is just a bunch of dudes that are brewing it out it's so funny everyone's like oh my god are you gay and i'm like does it matter but how about how does that situation come across are you like hey can i massage you it's all consent it's all consent no so they're my friends if you do gay stuff like you're cool you're probably not gay wait what say say say that one again cheap what do you what was eight if you do gay stuff like you're probably not gay where did they find this guy uh it's such a good episode i love it i remember in school like so everyone all the boys were teasing each other oh you're gay oh you're gay oh you're gay ain't nothing wrong with being gay even if you're not gay you know what i'm saying and i'll tell you what all the people that always went oh you're you're gay they are hiding in they are doing it they're projecting it at least that's how looking back out of my class the people that went oh you're good they're the gay ones just like taste and music you know i'm like a beyonce fan i've been listening to like britney spears since like day one like that's the kind of stuff like i'm just really into like pop music and uh that's that's my thing i guess now that makes me think he's not gay anymore i don't know if i do ask you yeah no homosexuality on like the like the muslim community yeah that's fine i feel like a lot of religious organizations kind of take that conservative approach where they're like okay you know just uh everybody's allowed in the religion the thing that throws me off about his argument and i don't know if i understood it correctly but i think he was mentioning like yeah i'm not gay because i'm i'm par i'm part muslim or something like that and they're not very accepting of gay people which i don't know if that's even true or not but that was his argument but that doesn't make him not gay that just makes him muslim if that right i i i think he i think it's him you can't really so if you were would you be comfortable like coming out would i be yeah probably not just i'm being honest for myself and just because i know how muslims are like i probably wow if it's not wanting to be alive that's crazy wesley and evan whoa i don't like this game anymore can i go [Music] home evan sorry dude sorry brother i thought wes was definitely the guy that's right i don't think it's i wanted to split the money with evan but if everyone else is being greedy or so i thought then i guess i got to be greedy with everybody else this is what i'm thinking all right because saying i'm muslim is like the ultimate trump card of saying like yeah yeah i get that yeah that's right anyone could be a liar and i was like that is such a strong play to use it's either absolute truth or it's absolutely a lie because he threw out the muslim card i don't want to be controversial so therefore he's trying to play it up and then they're yeah you said nothing controversial so far he is what you're saying bro are you just gay no but we can't you can just tell me are you guys okay okay jonathan are you gay no i'm not hey hey we're homies this is i'll tell you what this is the only episode of all of them i've seen i think that i remember that they've literally just keep asking straight out are you this are you the mole get dude just be honest like it's like we're just chilling here bro i'm just so disheartened right now nabil nabil there you go that's the strategy right yeah yeah there you go to be honest i'm not surprised i made it as far as i did in the game i feel like i played that hand really strong and i was just like you know what i'm a muslim it can't be me raise your hand if you would like to continue the game can we talk about this for a second come on continue the game dude continue the game no jared continue the game he didn't want continue i want the money because i'm competitive but i think the moles out yeah right play the game come on we lost is this is called trust this is where it happens we lost oh my god look at him it's so funny oh my god i'm so nervous [Music] [Applause] yes all right so who is it i am so confused hey who's the mole wait all right who do you think it is honestly type a comment now i think oh it's gotta be the guy that just went out four cups dude i was shocked i thought it was what what blessed the entire time i'm happy that i made it as far as i've made it well done that got it right away and there are some like okay i know this is going to be high inside i thought he looked gay but he was too like obviously gay looking that it was like i don't know there was never a point where i thought evan was the all well there you go you can't know if someone's gay or not it's got nothing to do with your appearance i think we proved it here thanks to jupiter well done and let me just say again whatever you preferences sexually ain't nothing wrong with that it's respect why don't they just ask describe your ideal girl that's a good point yeah dude let's just all kiss each other whoever likes it is okay i feel like they were this close to doing that not available who kissed the dude almost all raised their hands they're all gay let's go let's go it's so gay that it's straight it's the straightest thing ever what a great episode that was so fun all right thank you guys remember to subscribe if you haven't we're trying to hit 107 million subs which means tambourine will grow check out figurine and all that good stuff available now see you tomorrow hey ah children of nine parts it's time to raise what was once forgotten what creatures fart spells and poop troops awaits hoopty is coming to nintendo switch and remember it has a very big tv pre-order promotion i mean

Channel: undefined

Views: 8,143,303

Rating: 4.9592729 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: Nu2KvrrM0xw

Length: 20min 16sec (1216 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/RepulsiveProperty5]

Binod

[u/RepulsiveProperty5]

Binod