White House Press Secretary

good evening we at the White House appreciate the media and journalistic integrity we'll open up the weekly highlights of the current administration the airlines efficiency act was indeed approved by the president secretary Walters visit to Sri Lanka was successful tomorrow aliens are tilling $0.75 the world's population the new look tile estate tax one was successfully implemented sticker of Callahan's with NBC did you just say that aliens are attacking tomorrow I would appreciate if you didn't interrupt me and thank you and yes the northern saturn rebel army is destroying 75% of the world population kiss your mother goodbye speaker l don't johnson wall street journal' what confusing tax policies the airline proficiency activate does this mean the government is confirming the existence and worth where you from do i use the daily universe you sit down partner Kelly New York Times is all of North America going to die okay so just help them not to interrupt me you did the same thing okay and by the way that depends because the aliens telling that powers can read your sternum out through your mouth holy it's far enough okay so I don't know if you guys are missing the memo but you shouldn't interrupt me I got a lot to deliver okay the aliens are coming tomorrow we got it deliver the rent even veterans are coming in to jump again what that's all right I'd like to move the discussion back to Rhode Island let's be yellow president in a formal announcement governor main dome is already now in the world belt the end Laurel I thought that I do sound like that's what you sound like did I say it into the world did I know just mankind though the both have spilled their blood and elite to the Illuminati and the New World Order will be spared [Music] spero how would one join the Illuminati [Music] don't interrupt me you can't just join the Illuminati you have to be a Luciferian bloodline getting back to the tribe of pain oh you don't like waiting over you cuz they're singing over me yeah you're singing of me right now terrible song sit down now everyone to know that the aliens are coming exactly the time we have planned and exactly the timing is best for that now invented to bring the fibrous reptilian beasts or to said before me did I say try to talk Busby to your fake news did I say fire-breathing reptilian beasts the Dragons come up comic so the last Celtic sacrifice by burning and Odin is he burns from the ashes like a phoenix don't interrupt me [Laughter] now the new problem the new providence toll roads will add a $500,000 surplus to Rhode Island's budget please clap [Applause] [Music]

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Keywords: Aliens, White house, BYU, Studio C, Comedy, end of the world, buzz feed, new york times

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Length: 4min 38sec (278 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 01 2018