WHITE GUY SPEAKS ON HIS FIRST BLACK COOKOUT EXPERIENCE | REACTION

[Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back to the channel guys oh man man man make sure y'all stay hydrated out there hot day hot day so y'all know I normally do music reactions on this channel right but this oh brother Eric this video was sent to me my first black cookout now y'all know I'm all about bringing people together y'all know that y'all know that this is one of my dreams it's to bring one of my white friends to a cookout all right growing up in South Central LA I didn't have many white friends I knew I knew some white people but we weren't like tight tanks I know I know some friends now that I could bring out probably lose they mind we gotta wait till all this is over before we can have a cookout so oh man super excited for this I don't know if you guys have seen this already but we are here all right so let's jump right into it all right I'm gonna start this one off by saying I got a lot of black friends okay yeah most of them I got through playing football they were my teammates we've been to war together on the football field love them to death all right that being said ever since I have had said friends they have told me that I have a bad habit of putting them in white people positions I do not fully understand what they mean but they gave me the reference of like passing a capo on Tulane rope is he's going underneath the speed limit family they ain't supposed to do that makes them nervous anyway why don't we could go get a call from buddy mine play football together this man ain't never lived if I see a cop driving I don't care how slow he going I'm either gonna be right on the side of him or right behind him oh that's hella accurate this is like passing a capo in two-lane road because he's going underneath the speed limit apparently ain't supposed to do that makes them nervous anyway how do we could go get a call from buddy mine play football together so hey buddy I want you to come to a cookout hey you ain't got just hit me in the face with a wet mop I like cookouts so I so what did a cookout alright as I step out of my pickup truck I realized the only three white things at this cookout is the salt shaker the napkins in me all right I'm walking up I am being greeted by his grandma and grandpa he's great grandma and grandpa and his 47 cousins all right which there's no way for me to remember all these people's names anyway there's a long table where the food's where the food hereby is eating oh okay they bring me over and set me down at the head of the table I'm already I'm already really uncomfortable at this point because I don't know what's about to happen oh oh they say the blessing and I get up to go fix my food well I was not aware that a black cookout you do not fix your own plate they fix your plate for you and they bring me a whopping Dixie plate there's some [ __ ] rounded off like this we prosecute okay and I'm gonna eat it don't get me wrong I don't waste food I'm a weed so as I'm sitting there munching away and you know just kind of getting my bearings about where I'm at these two ladies walk up to me two of his auntie's with two different potato salads all right they say we want to get your your opinion on which one of these is better now apparently I'll tell y'all right now all right y'all ever in this situation they both taste good all right don't you dare don't you dare choose [Laughter] send me two of his aunties with two different potato salads all right they say we want to get your your opinion on which one of these is better now apparently just because I'm white I'm supposed to know two different calibers of mayonnaise well I ain't fitting to piss nobody off at this cookout okay so I both love them I told him they were just so damn good both of them I couldn't pick one there you go now at this current time I am almost in a food coma cuz I hate so much cuz I didn't want to disrespect nobody's cooking there now I didn't his great grandma mama T is what they call her she comes up to me with what looks like a five pound piece of cherry pie all lower now let me paint a picture for you I've got the meat sweats barbecue sauce on my shirt I'm drifting in and out of consciousness and she wants she's bringing me a five-pound piece of pie yeah I saw Friday after nicks I know what happens when you disrespect somebody's grandmama I saw a half Kragen day yeah they disrespect somebody's grandmama you only have you ain't finna be chasing me through these pines cuz we way out in the woods just cook out I'm white not stupid I eat this pie which I'm eating this pocket I ain't thing to piss off nobody especially the head woman they're good she ranked up top that's great grandma I finish this part and I drift off into a Caucasian ketosis of a food coma yeah we don't have we done we done [Laughter] [Laughter] yeah no I'm still I'm um I'm almost there alright maybe about 90% for those who don't know I got my my wisdom teeth and stuff taken out this brother is killing me right now a Caucasian Carcosa what what the hell he say man what oh my god oh I finish this part and I drift off into a Caucasian psychosis okay food coma I did just like this right here just like this oh yeah head back up the table I'm sitting at is no more food on this table I don't know how long I was out for but somehow I him I'm still in the same chair I have been dealt into a high-stakes fades game at an all-black cookout besides me what the [ __ ] is going on how did I get here at what point in my life did I take this turn to take me to where I'm at now the court is in front of me and I got no idea how to play space okay none I got no ID all right I'm white we played go fish and cornhole all we did we got bored one day literally did the widest thing possible walked out in the field got some corn took our pocket knives and cut it off the stop alright put it in a bag went over there I found some plywood in the shed cut a hole in it put it on an angle and we tossed it each other that's what we do no I mean what spades is so add they give me the runaround idea what the hell is going on with this leads game I really I look at my hand and I realize that I probably got a pretty decent hand well they asked me they said like how many boots you got which they did just explaining this to me now I'm talking about just now I said looks like I got eight books apparently that is I don't even know how to play space I don't oughta play down dominoes but I count real slow so this brother books I don't know what the hell you talkin about that I probably got a pretty decent hand well they asked me they said thank how many books you got which they just explained this to me now I'm talking about just now I said looks like I got eight books apparently that is the wrong damn answer for your first hand of Spades every because as soon as I said I got eight books three got nines at the top of the table what I've got every damn Spade you could possibly have in three other aces as I survived that round I go to get up then one of his cousin's come over and tapped me on the shoulders - hey buddy go and go throw bones I don't know what they're talking about I ain't got a [ __ ] and clue what they're talking about dominoes but I ain't gonna piss nobody off you go understand at this point I'm in survival mode I am not pissing not one person off at this cookout I do whatever they tell me to do if they want me to stand on my head and blow bubbles out of my ass okay now I did not know bones meant dice I was leaning more toward dominoes that's not which I kind of knew how to play from the Elks Lodge but apparently bones means dice I lost $36 so fast my [ __ ] helps whoa whoa I have been bamboozled what boses Domino's way did I can't remember he say he was in the south somewhere maybe is different dice man what the hell I was leaning more toward Domino's which I kind of knew how to play from the Elks Lodge but apparently bones means dice I lost $36 so fast my [ __ ] head was spinning okay and apparently when they yell Gator that just code word for your white man losses cuz they just took my money I just put someone down til I ran which is fine made it through that one too now as I'm slowly trying to make my way back to my truck I want to thank momma T you know I think I think my buddy I thank everybody on the way to my truck and I've got my truck in my sights I am zeroed in on my truck trying to leave this place now I get to my truck I put my hand on my truck if you go open it and there's just like a sense of relief that comes over me like I didn't piss nobody off nothing went wrong I went all man-made now as I open my door I feel a tap on my shoulder I turn the whole damn cookout is behind me everybody there is right around my truck with Mama T right there in the front and my buddy and he looked at me said hey buddy next week mama T's birds are you coming back and I looked at him bamboozled on what to say and the only thing I could come up with was you damn right I'm coming back yeah best damn barbecue I've ever had in my life I don't know if you ever been to all-black cookout I'm gonna tell you though if you get the invitation you better take that [ __ ] because that is the best food you ever gonna get in the nicest damn people I scared shitless I ain't gonna lie I'm a big guy I was acting like a little [ __ ] I didn't know what was that but at the same time that's the most fun in some of the best people I've ever been around in my entire life I'm going back next week that I told her I say yo y'all need me bring something like some ice cuz I ain't trying to cook with children don't y'all some ice or like like some up you'll be cooking my little cousin Kyle - where's monster hats and [ __ ] I'll bring you your heel he'll feel at home he got wife beaters and stuff know what y'all need they told me I couldn't bring nothing for myself me and I which I will beat her I'm white not stupid ain't pissing nobody off she was [ __ ] apparently - black as I thought I was wait a minute hey man [Laughter] this brother was stating 100% facts I mean I brought friends I brought friends to like you know people say cookout but it's pretty much like most of the cookouts happen like it like a family reunion type of thing or sometimes like somebody is it's always somebody huncle or somebody who always think they they're the best cook in a family and and they they just go buy all this meat Paul's go buy all this meat and they just want to start inviting people you know all you need is a grill some music and that little that little table with those four chairs to play dominoes on and you good as long as people have enough space to do the electric slide the cubic shuffle y'all are good all right you get people in the middle of the street talking just just with the red cups that's pretty much what goes down you know there's always a good time and just reminiscing and stuff man but I brought friends to that man and people be like man your family cool as hell but like I that is one that is my goal when all of this is over cuz I've had I've had functions you know there's cookouts and there's functions you know I've had functions at this house and and I had co-workers come over and stuff and you know you play like beer pong and board games and stuff like that but like a cookout is totally different you know you get your family trying to embarrass you in front of your friends stuff like that but I'm telling you man this brother was talking straight facts man straight facts when he said when he said a Caucasian cocytus or whatever the hell he said that's that IDUs man that itis when you eat and you feel like you need you can sleep for nine days cuz you so full and they keep bringing you stuff and bringing you stuff oh man and that potato salad he is not lying just say both of them are good both of them just put both of them on your plate oh man like I said I don't know if you guys have seen this before but you go you know I'm about bringing people together and like I said man this is just one of those videos where you like come on y'all oh man this was excellent excellent alright man so I got some more reactions to get to I just want to get to this one wanted to get to this one first man so gonna stop it right there hope you guys enjoy go ahead and like share and subscribe alright you guys stay safe peace out

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Keywords: White guy first black cookout experience reaction, White guy black Opel experience

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Length: 16min 6sec (966 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 10 2020