- Relationship therapists are now saying that most men exaggerate the number of women that they've been with. - [Woman] Yes! - This is true, we lie about this. (audience laughing) Ahh man, wooo! Woo! (audience laughing) Golly man, I was mad. I been with so, ahh I can't count. Yes you can, yes you can. And most women know that that's not the only thing that
men exaggerate about. I'm talking to the ladies now. (audience clapping) See, 'cause a lot of ladies in here will tell you for a fact that big feet only mean you got big shoes. (audience cheering) Huh? (audience clapping) Ohhh! He done walked up to you. He can't even bend his feet they so big. (audience laughing) You finally get him home. What, what happened? What, what? (audience laughing) Your feet were so big,
but they don't stop there. And it's not all men, all men don't lie. It's just some dudes out there, that's messing it up for us man. This is for ladies, I'm
gonna give you some hints. Little tips to help you know
when a man says something, to tell if he's lying or not. You ready? - [Audience] Yes! You've all heard these before. If a man, and I'm gonna
tell you when they lying, and what they lying about. When and what. Ready for the first one? - [Audience] Yes! - If a man says that he's between jobs. (audience laughing) He got fired! (audience clapping) He got fired! (audience clapping) Here's another one, if a man tells you, he's only able to do lunch. I can only do lunch. He married. (audience clapping) He's married. (audience clapping) What man can't go out at night? A married man. He can't do dinner, he can only do lunch. Our whole goal in life is to
get you somewhere at night. He said I can only do lunch. He married. You know why he can't do lunch? 'Cause he gotta do dinner
at home and then homework. He's married. (audience clapping) And last but not least, if a man tells you that they're doing
construction on my place. He live with his momma. (audience clapping)
