When daddy pig does an oopsie with mummy rabbit (satisfying r/ProRevenge stories)

welcome to another episode of our slash Pro revenge cheat on me with my best friend I'll wreck your career and publicly humiliate both of you [ __ ] and Sarah have been like family to my wife and I for several years practically ever since we moved in across the street from them the four of us were extremely tight our kids are the same age as theirs and are all good friends we were one big family unit we did dinner together a few times a week we went on vacations together I truly saw [ __ ] head as a brother and my wife and Sarah were very close to five months ago I was completely blindsided by the discovery of an affair between my wife and [ __ ] my wife had left her email open on our computer and I saw an email from her to her longtime therapist saying that [ __ ] would be joining her at an upcoming session again of WTF my mind started racing why in the world would [ __ ] be going to her fara P sessions without my knowledge I did a search and found some other emails to and from the therapist proving that [ __ ] had been going to sessions together with her for about six weeks I checked our mobile phone account and discovered that since late summer they had been exchanging hundreds of texts every day peaking at nearly 500 slash day by the holidays speaking of the holidays my wife and I hosted both of our families parents siblings et Cie for both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner and [ __ ] and Sarah joined us either for dinner or after dinner on both holidays text records showed that the entire time that they were at our house celebrating with our families a my wife and [ __ ] were texting each other across the room they were doing that pretty much every time the four authors hung out for months and you know all day every day just in general but what bothers me the most is that they were doing it with Sarah and I right there I confronted my wife with the evidence and she admitted that yes she and [ __ ] had fallen in love it just happened I don't know how but I love him and I just don't feel anything for you anymore I'm sorry they had gone on a school district trip together something had happened in hotel room and things had moved quickly from there she explained as I lay facedown on the couch unable to look at her that there had already made plans to move out and divorce me and Sarah and while they didn't plan to move in together immediately because of the kids they'd probably do so eventually the meetings with the therapists were supposedly mostly for the purpose of finding a way to break this to me and Sarah as gently as possible because they were so very concerned for our well-being Sarah and I are fairly certain that they weren't planning on telling us about the affair at all and was simply going to discover their feelings for one another several months down the line after they'd come up with some other reason to divorce the two of us my wife moved out two months ago I was and still am utterly destroyed I cry every day I cried writing the first few paragraphs of this story just now I worried non-stop about the impact on our kids but I am also not exactly a shrinking violet when I feel that I've been wronged and in this case I was objectively very very wronged so a couple of years ago [ __ ] ran for a Board of Education seat as a pretty extreme underdog I helped him with his campaign materials and debate prep and my wife a well-known school district employee this becomes important later got the word out as best he could much to our surprise he actually won in a squeaker by just a few dozen votes being on the board became the center of [ __ ] world he joined every committee that he could this turned into the foundation of his affair with my wife as they were constantly going to school events and meetings together on evenings and weekends once I discovered the affair my thoughts turned pretty quickly to revenge and it occurred to me that an extramarital affair between a member of the Board of Education and an employee of the school district was at least bad politics and possibly violated district policy making things far worse for them was that my wife was in the running for an open administrative position and everyone knew that she was more or less guaranteed the job and the major pay raise that came with it she had just finished her master's degree in school administration the urging of her principal and the superintendent so that she could be promoted to this specific position I had plenty of evidence of the affair texts from both of them admitting to it text records showing that they were texting hundreds of times a day emails to and from the therapist etc I considered simply emailing all of the evidence to the board in the superintendent but felt like I as the grieving betrayed spouse might not be seen as a credible source so instead I invented a fictitious furious friend who was planning on showing up to the next board meeting and publicly shaming the two of them for their affair I told my wife that I had tried to talk this person down but couldn't guarantee that they wouldn't show up and humiliate them publicly as I expected this led [ __ ] to conclude that the only option was for him to preemptively admit the affair to the board the superintendent subsequently recommended that [ __ ] resign which he did Sarah said that he was utterly humiliated and crushed and barely got out of bed for a few days afterward once word of the affair and [ __ ] resignation started getting around the superintendent a longtime friend of both my wife and [ __ ] contacted my wife and tearfully informed her that it was no longer politically appropriate for her to be promoted to an administrative position within the district the position that had been lined up for her was later filled by an outside candidate this sent waves of confusion and rumor throughout the district as it was pretty well known that my wife was getting the job the day after she was informed that she wasn't getting the promotion my wife and I despite our crumbling marriage took our son out to breakfast together on his birthday and a parent stopped by an hour table to congratulate her on her new role she said thanks then excused herself to go cry in the bathroom for a while I let the dust settle for a couple of weeks and then right before my wife moved out let them in on my little secret there was never a furious friend threatening to expose them in the first place just me word'll of all of this has gotten around our fairly small town which [ __ ] grew up in and my wife has worked in for nearly 20 years my wife refuses to talk to me about how things are at work now but I've heard from some people I know in the district that her formerly spotless reputation has taken a major hit [ __ ] formerly a gregarious social presence in our neighborhood and events and pubs in town has completely gone underground and barely emerges to mow his lawn he's moving out soon to a shitty little townhouse which is all he can afford you to all the child support he's going to have to pay his wife my wife and [ __ ] claim that they plan on trying to make things work together despite all the public humiliation I wish them lot's of luck with that I'm sure it will be a lot of fun to show their faces together in town answers to some common questions in the comments are you answering a thing now you should totally be a thing that would be awesome no we're friends we've been incredibly important to each other since this all started and have certainly gotten a lot closer but not in the way everyone's thinking this would all be so much harder to deal with if I didn't have her to lean on and she says she feels the same way about me we're going through basically the exact same situation with the same players after all [ __ ] hasn't moved out yet once he does we plan to go back to getting the kids together more often like they used to it'll never be the same of course she already does come over with the kids from time to time but it's just tough with [ __ ] constant presence across the street didn't your revenge hurt both sets of kids not really [ __ ] has a day job the Board of Education was his hobby and his passion but this didn't affect his income at all and my wife has been assured that if she wants to pursue an administrative position with another district she'll have glowing letters of recommendation from her superintendent in principle it'll mean giving up a lot of work relationships in the process but given the hit her reputation has taken I'm guessing she makes that jump sooner rather than later in the meantime not moving to an administrative job means that she still has summers off with the kids why do you call her your wife instead of your former wife we're working our way through divorce mediation but it isn't final yet we'll be soon something had happened in their hotel room right double quotation mark well that's one way to put it they refused to tell us what exactly happened which tells us all we need to know even our child psychologist rolled his eyes at that part of the story they had sex could have been an accident maybe MW was innocently lying on her back to put her pants on while FBF was in the bathroom peeing and then he stepped on a skateboard rode it into the sleeping area and fell right on top of her happens all the time this one time I slipped on a toy car at the top of the stairs rode it all the way down to the bottom one my clothes got snagged on the railing ripping them off and then accidentally plunged penis first into the maid who was cleaning a picture frame by the door these things happen man totally unavoidable you were only erect from the adrenaline high hoop see I love how you got them to destroy themselves that savage level 1000 and the best part is they weren't last when other relationships start off like this it's doomed Trust is out the window from the first moment because everyone knows if they cheat with you they'll cheat on you eventually they will resent each other when the dust settles and the reality of their new crappier life sinks in they'll miss their old lives and begin to blame each other for messing everything up meanwhile you and FB fw will have moved on and be happier yes you were savage in your revenge and I definitely approve but your best revenge is yet to come the best revenge is to live well good luck Opie you deserve better than these terrible people throw you made it to the end you're ducking mad lad I'll cut you a deal smash like and subscribe for more curated content might its free and that's a great price

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Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 13 2019