Life is hard. Especially if you’re a flesh-eating zombie. That’s why we’ve come up with food hacks the undead can’t get enough of. Must. Get. Food. Huh? Is this even food? Uhhhh. This is gross. Stupid gluten-free garbage. Anything bloody in here? Ugh. AHHHHH!!! NO!! AHHHHH!!! Are you okay?! I need to eat, like, NOW. No wonder you’re moody. Yeah? You like these? Don’t bite me, okay? What do you think? Okay, something salty then! Please stop yelling!! Everyone likes these! Are you kidding me?! I’m really trying here, okay! Of course! Why didn’t I think of this before?! First pour some milk into a bowl. Then add in some gelatin. Stir it up really well. Once that’s done, Add some pink and brown food coloring. Now pour it into a glass. A funnel makes it less messy. Then stick in a handful of straws. And off to the fridge it goes! Now for the best part. Smashy smashy! Then pour the crumbs into a bowl. Remember those straws? Now they’re edible worms! They look pretty real, don’t they? Oh, Lizzy? Still hungry? Worms. They’re still alive too… Mmmm. Covered in fresh dirt too. They’re pretty tasty, huh? Guess we’re not using a fork today. Wow, that’s a big bite there! That really hit the spot, Tina. AHHHHH!!! Chill, my dude, I have a ticket! Enjoy the movie. Hi there! Two, please! No candy allowed. I don’t make the rules. Can’t bring that stuff in. Woah! What? Okay, just hold these. All we need is an extra hand! AHH!!! Where’d you get that? It’s fake? That’s genius! Can it fit all our candy? Make sure it’s packed in there… Really holds onto it, huh? Now for the perfect placement… Beautiful. I’ll act natural, don’t worry. Hey! You want this to work or not? Can we go in now, please? Alrighty. You don’t have any snacks, right? You’d better not be hiding anything. Oh boy. I didn’t see that coming. Uh, thanks, security guy! I think I figured this guy out! Yes. You having trouble, Lizzy? Maybe no more chewing… You really are having trouble, huh? A little energy boost ought to help! Consider it brain food! Brains? Count me in! And? Delicious! Come on, answer, come to me…. I dunno… Still feeling sluggish, huh? Maybe something healthier. I can almost see the answer now! Come on…. Your stupid food is worthless! Oh, yea? Try this thing on for size. Where is that thing? I have something you’ll like! BINGO!! This thing’s fresh. Mmm!!! It’s already working, I know it! Wanna make your own brains? Roll your confectionary mastic into a ball. Then use a skewer to make
an indent down its middle. Then put a squiggly piece like this on top of one half. Then do the same thing on the other side. Looks a lot like brains to me! I’m like a zombie snack genius! Think you know the answer? Check it out! I’m a chef, not a magician. Everyone knows a hungry zombie is a sad zombie. What kind of color is this? If it isn’t blood red, I don’t want it. Is she looking? Time for some fun! I see a perfect prank in our midst! She’s coming back! Don’t eat too fast, okay? She’ll never see this coming! Bon appetite! Uh-huh. Is there pepper in this? I think I'm gonna… Ah-ah-ah -ah CHOO! Come on! Lizzy? Is that your eyeball?!! How hard was that sneeze?! I’m so scared, ah! It’s just an eye, Tina. C’mere, little guy. So slippery. I hate my eyes fall out, you? Oh god…. Smells good. Did you just eat your eyeball? Want to try this trick yourself? Cut a hard-boiled egg in half. Use one of these to make a hole. That way you’ll have room for a green olive. Stick that sucker in, And use a straw to cut out a chunk of black olive. Then carefully place it here. Use a brush and red food coloring to mark up the white of the eye. Once you’ve made a pair, Use gelatin to cover the eyes. You want them gooey, right? Looks like they’re ready! Wanna know something funny? Do these look like mine? What? Just a little food trickery for ya. Try it! Uh, okay…
That’s not half bad!
Can we make a couple more?
Ever seen a mug this crazy? You’re the funniest zombie I know! The food! Gorgeous marshmallows
for a gorgeous lady. Are these homemade? Only the finest for you, miss. Oh?
What is this?
Tina?
Remember the face?!
Since when did I turn into the third wheel?
I've gotta get her attention back. At least I’ve got these to munch on. Wait!
I know just what to do!
This zombie’s about to get crafty!
Yep, just a few more folds… My favorite colored condiment! Time to dig in! Bloody bone, anyone? Look at my bone, Tina! Um… I think somethings
wrong with your friend. Who, me? I have three more! AHH!!! At least I have their attention. Suddenly feeling hungry for
some zombie-friendly snacks? We don’t blame you! Share this with your
friends so they can try these treats too!
