- There appears to be
(upbeat music) a hidden river oasis deep in the wilds north
of the Indigo Plateau. Such an ideal habitat is almost certain to be bursting with life. - And rare Pokemon.
- Precisely! - If this place is loaded
with undiscovered Pokemon, then why haven't any trainers been there? - But they have, they
just never came back. - They all died? - Might have died. Might be sipping cocktails
in a tropical paradise so wonderful they simply
chose never to return. That's my hypothesis. (groans) Sure, there's a teeny,
tiny Caterpie sized risk, but consider the reward: fame, fortune, most of all the glory of discovering never before seen Pokemon. - Christy, you aren't seriously
considering this, are you? Christy?
(sweeping music) (sweeping music) - I'm in. - Now we're cooking with Gastly. - No way, if the freaking
Elite Four died out there. - That was never confirmed.
- It's suicide. - If the fame and fortune and
making history isn't enough perhaps these will change your mind. - Master balls.
- Master balls. - I'd love to unload these
balls unto a worthy trainer, but if you're not interested? - New Pokemon, Master
balls, how can we say no? - Picture these balls in your hands, in the name of discovery. (inspiring music) - Ho, you said it pal, I
don't know how much further I can go. - What's that up ahead? (inspiring music) I don't believe it.
- Whoa. - Do you realize what this means? This is bigger than new Pokemon. This is an entire civilization untouched by modern society. - Do you think they're friendly? - Only one way to find out. (anticipatory music) - What was that? (anticipatory music) - It's just a Haunter, Ace,
no reason to freak out. - Whew.
(metal clangs) - Okay, now you can freak out. - What brings you here, outsiders? - Just passing through, I swear. - We're Pokemon researchers. - Studying Pokemon you say? We've built our society around Pokemon. - Incredible.
- Hardly. This is but a small gesture
of our powerful connection to the creatures of this land. Join me friends, there is much to see. - Are his clothes made of
what I think they're made of? - Oh Ace, Pokemon die everyday. It's sad, but at least
they're doing something more useful with the
remains that eating up primo Lavender Town real estate. - But did these Pokemon
die or were they killed? - Oh please, these folks
are as friendly as can be. (bird caws) (whimpers) - This Chansey is one in
a long line of caregivers. - Wow, and you don't
use any modern medicine? - Our methods are timeless. - Wait, if you have no
connection to the outside world how do you know our language? - I'm glad you asked, hee-yah. Alakazam translates my
thoughts when I speak, so whoever's listening hears my words in their own tongue.
- Whoa. - Come now, our feast will soon be ready. - Wow, that smells delicious. - [Christy] See, nothing to worry about. Try to enjoy yourself for once. (dramatic music) - Those were fresh caught this morning. The secret to a good
Seadra stew is to make sure they're alive when you
toss them in the boil. Don't be shy, dig in. (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
(dings) (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
(cracks) (dramatic music)
(slurps) (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
(whimpers) (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
(whimpers) - That's, that's.
(slaps) - And, if you don't want
to end up like them eat up. Then, first chance we have
we get the hell out of here. - [Ace] Tasty. - If you like that you'll wanna save room for the main course. (claps) We've been waiting for
an occasion to indulge in this rarest of delicacies. - Is that?
- It can't be. - The most delicious Pokemon known to man. - But, it's still alive. - There's only one way to properly eat a Mew, extremely rare. - Can we use the restroom first. - Oh, gotta go so bad. - Together?
- Yeah, in our culture we always share the bowl to not waste water. - Curious, but of course. - We've gotta get a hold of the professor. He's supposed to be
tracking our every step. (phone rings)
(indistinct TV chatter) - Now what, make a run for it? - Sure, if you wanna end
up like the Elite Four. - We're so dead. - I have a plan that gets us
and Mew out of here alive. - I'm all ears. - But first, I really do have to go. That Seadra is running right through me. - Gross. - Are you ready to partake
in the main course? - Yes, but we have a request. - We like to incorporate
food into intercourse. - I didn't realize you were lovers. - Oh yeah, we do it like all the time. - And, we thought when else
when will we get a chance to get a Mew in the mix. Sort, of a Houndoom's
Triangle kind of thing. - How fantastic, by all means don't forget to use a Ditto. - Stick to the plan, ready? - Ready as I'll ever be. - Such a small taste, are you
sure you've had your fill? - It was so delicious
we thought it would be incredibly disrespectful not
to save enough for everyone. - How thoughtful, please
enjoy the festivities. The Snorlax roast will soon be ready and there is plenty of that to go around. - This is our chance. You have Mew? - [Christy] Locked and loaded. (dramatic music) - Girls, who'd like the first piece? (dramatic music) A Ditto? Outsiders, guards after them. - Looks like they're onto us. (groans) - This is no time for a break. (dramatic music) We're done for. - Not yet, Charizard I choose you. (roars) (yells) - Ace, we need to get out of here before the reinforcements catch up. He can't stop us alone. - And leave Charizard, no way. - [Christy] It's his life or ours. - Not today. (dramatic music) (electricity crackles) - I didn't know Pokeballs did that. - Me either, come on
let's get out of here. (sweeping music) (growls) - I'm so glad you made it out alive. I feel awful for putting
you in such grave danger. - We're safe now, that's all that matters. - To survive and bring
home the mythical Mew, you'll be famous all over Canto. - Forget fame, I'm just happy to be alive. - What are you gonna do with him? - Machamp, dispose of this monster. (thuds) - [Christy] Brutal. - From what you've told
me no good would have come from letting him out of that ball. Rest up friends, tomorrow we welcome Mew to a friendlier world. (dramatic music)
