What If Naruto was Adopted by the Anbu | Part 1

hey guys this is what if Naruto was adopted by the umu U collectively adopts Naruto indefinate babysitting Duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life hit like And subscribe if you like this one and also please check the author in the description let's start chapter 1 not my style Sarat toi sighed heavily leaning back in his warm padded chair he loved the old thing he chosen it especially when he' first made Hokage as a teenager back when he was too short for his feet to touch the floor if he sat back in the cushy fluffy thing in this chair he'd faced many troublemakers and passed many laws here he'd cuddled his three children and one grandson and played both aggravator and Peacekeeper from here he'd Rule the Kingdom today his faithful chair was the place he had chosen to sit as he rocked the plaintively crying infant in his arms gently trying to soothe it the boy was barely 3 months old but he already had Vivid blonde hair and a wide smile of course he wasn't smiling now no he was screaming sobbing his blue eyes clenched tightly closed against the world sure sure it's okay little one Sarat toi said calmly unruffled by the loud noise es you're safe now hush eventually the baby's wailing ebbed until he was snuffling slightly against Sarat toi's chest face buried in the old man's neck breath catching in a sob occasionally Sarat toi waited patiently rocking the infant to sleep some distant part of him amused to see the anbu who had brought him here still standing stiff and unmoving at attention in the middle of his office and wondered vaguely how long he could keep it up dog the sandam said eventually Shifting the now sleeping baby to lie in his arms the conventional way instead of propped up against his chest in a hug tell me what happened theu bowed his head and began to speak in a Brisk clip tone a group of intoxicated civilians broke into the house the boy has been inhabiting and proceeded to attack as he lay on a rug on the living room floor he said formally I intercepted and apprehended them and with the help of my partner Al subdued and arrested them the infant was highly distressed but appeared unhurt sarutobi nodded tracing the little boy's soft cheek and what have Ian he asked was she Injured Dog hesitated a beat before saying tonelessly the child's Guardian was not present she had left the house several hours before the attack the old man's hand clenched gripping the soft blanket dog had thought to wrap the child before he'd brought him here a the woman he had charged with caring for the baby had abandoned him and then a group of drunken villagers attacked him how much longer can hatred for this innocent child fester in my Village he said sadly almost to himself theu shifted slightly permission to speak freely sir he asked Sarat Toby nodded once and waved his hand gesturing dog to continue this is getting ridiculous he bursts forth every other day someone attacks him the village wants him dead hokages Sama it he needs to be protected better than this the masted man finished lamely the hok shook his head I understand you dog I really do he said to the rather short and be standing before him but the problem is what do we do with him I can find no better way to deal with this situation than to leave things as is and Hope and pray the villagers will grow to accept him dog snorted derisively that's never going to happen he said flatly people are far too good at holding grudges do you have a solution to offer Sarat toi questioned sincerely curious and with a sneaking suspicion that the entire purpose of dog's visit was to tell him one such solution as expected dog nodded I do sir he said I propose the child is taken into and custody there are sexs that specialize in the raising and training of children he could disappear into nbu at least until he is strong enough to defend himself from Angry drunks Sarat toi frowned unconsciously tightening his grip on the baby I had hoped to give him a childhood as close to normal as possible he reminded the Ambu he needs to be among people needs a chance to get to know children his own age and participate in a community sir if things keep on the way they are he won't get that dog replied people hate him there's no way they're ever going to let their children play with him it's not going to happen and frankly better isolated in U than dead before his first birthday however if he disappears in a few years time you can reintroduce him into the village under a different name and he is sure to be better received Sarat toi considered rearranging the blanket around the sleeping bundle in his arms finally he sighed and nodded very well dog I will accept your solution take the boy give him to anbu agent Mouse she can be charged with his care for the first few months dog nodded Mouse had been pulled off active duty due to a severe leg injury and had been cooped up in anbu HQ since then it was a good choice yes sir the boy is to be addressed as pup I think in any and all reports requests memos and notes sent from an regarding him Sarat toi continued if he is to disappear he will Disappear Completely his given name however should be used to his face I will not take the name his father gave him away he has no surname while in U yes sir dog bowed before carefully taking the baby in his arms he held the infant gingerly as if frightened the kid would break a moment later he was gone in a Twist of smoke Sarat toi dug in his pocket for his pipe and leaned back in his well-loved chair lemur he called and another nbu one of his guards flickered into the visible spectrum sir go into the village Sarat toi ordered tapping his pipe to clear it before stuffing fresh tobacco into it spread the news Uzumaki Naruto was killed this morning nbu Cod named all stood on one side of a two-way mirror watching as the four men on the other side slowly sobered up these people were little better than dirt in Al's mind having spent a month and a half guarding the brat they tried to kill and finding him to be nothing more than a baby what kind of monster kills a baby well without an order from the Hokage to do so the elite assassin had to add these bloody civilians so here they were in an Buu interrogation cell I was desperately hoping for the chance to misinterpret an order and give them a few marks to remember him by before he was forced to once again let them go the door opened behind him and dog entered holding that Telltale blue bundle to his chest awkwardly Al grinned behind his porcelain mask poor dog he had no clue when it came to babies he was probably scared to put the kid down hey dog he said casually to to his teammate turning back to the prisoners what did the hokagay say the child will be raised inbu until he can be safely integrated back into the village he's been officially declared dead all blinked so what will that mean for them he asked pointing at the four men two of which were vomiting as their bodies rejected the alcohol they'd consumed all fought a snigger civies couldn't hold their liquor dog Shrugged they attacked and killed a civilian child that's premeditated murder of an infant they'll be tried for treason and if found guilty should be executed somehow though I think they'll get off with a prison sentence all nodded if not a severe warning he said bitterly the public will cry out for their release but execution would be daed why make them into Martyrs hn dog considered the men with distinct distaste for a moment before turning away I have to take the kid to Mouse do you know where she is this time of day Mouse good choice um she's usually over at eastwing training trying to force her leg to heal quicker and inevitably slowing the process I'll said casually leaning back against the mirror and looking down at the shorter byad AMU say if they killed the brat and I'll you think head would mind if I roughed him up a bit dog rolled his eyes if you must he sighed turning away just don't kill them or make it too obvious no blood don't make them into Martyrs 's hidden grin was feral gotcha he said turning back to peer predatorily at his four new victims then he thought of something and glanced back at dog who was making to leave hey dog what's the kid's name going to be dog was halfway out the door and paused half a beat before saying simply pup and sweeping away arms awkwardly clamped around the infant Al raised a brown eyebrow behind his mask pup he repeated shaking his head a code name already that kid is destined for high places focusing once again on the four prisoners all cracked his knuckles and cackled oh this was going to be fun that night there was a celebration in the village hidden in the leaves Sarat toi watched the Milling crowds below from from the window of his Tower shaking his head regretfully as their shouts and laughter reached him the 4th of January would likely become something of an unofficial Festival in the years to come the day the QB brat was finally disposed of someone pounded on his door but he totally ignored it people had been streaming into his office all day each demanding the release of the four men who had done the deed his council members wanted to gather and gloat at him but he hadn't attended the meeting meeting instead he was enjoying the joys of a newly installed lock on the door said door rattled for a moment as whoever it was tried to force his or her way in and then fell silent as he or she gave up you can't ignore us forever hokages Sama a voice reached through to him but he totally ignored it so he mused to himself what are you going to do with your murderers he hadn't been able to place them with the aiha in the public jail despite the numerous claims that as they were civilians they shouldn't be held by Buu simply because at the time they'd been getting false memories implanted in their minds so that their story would stand up under questioning but that was done now and half an hour ago he' given the order to have the men moved to maximum security in jail he couldn't execute them that was for certain nor judging from the crowds dancing and feasting below could he imprison them for anything near as long as he wanted to he could give them a choice Sarat Toby thought after their trial once they were found guilty and by Hellfire they would be he could give them a choice say 30 years in jail the maximum sentence for premeditated murder or a public lashing knowing the men they'd all choose the quick painful route and Sarat toi could feel slightly Vindicated as he watched them beaten until they bled ah corporal punishment how he loved it Mouse hummed to herself as she limped through her new and larger quarters agreeing to take in a child that had been officially declared dead had its perks reaching into the crib that had been set up for her she lifted the fussing baby cing to him absently there now hush hush you're probably hungry right well we'll deal with that right now propping the baby up against her shoulder with one arm she walked to the kitchen section of her quarters she had a sink a fridge and a dishwasher how cool was that and digging around for some baby formula in a bottle she made it up quickly double-checking the temperature was right and wouldn't burn the baby's mouth before she offered it to him Naruto latched onto the rubber tee instantly blue eyes staring up at her in amazement before flicking around the room taking in everything Mouse smiled she loved this age they were just so interested in everything wiring up their eyes before they learn how to move anything else is that better little pup she asked sitting down on her bed to feed the blonde infant Naruto's response was to shift his gaze back to her massed face for a moment before he went back to looking around Mouse chuckled a little running a hand over his little stomach and soft legs she was going to enjoy this assignment with her free hand she reached up and pulled off her mask allowing the boy to see her features and grinning as his eyes widened in surprise he didn't stop drinking for a moment a soft knock on the door caught her attention and she quickly replaced the porcelain before calling enter the door opened slowly and dog came in carrying a manila folder I've brought you the boy's file he said without so much as a hello it contains birthday blood type allergies and so on that should be all you need to look after him the hok wants you to contact him directly if there is a problem the short masked figure placed the folder on the table in the center of the room she got a table squee nodded and turned to leave but Mouse called after him dog wait a moment R do you want to you know if you want to visit the baby you're welcome to I have no interest in the child dog cut in acidly I am merely following orders and now my oblig ations have been fulfilled good day Mouse frowned at his back Kakashi she snapped you know you're being unfair his father is dead dog interrupted again without turning let him rest either way I want nothing more to do with his son Mouse winced as he left closing the door with a little more Force than necessary don't worry she said to the baby in her arms he'll come around he's just hurting you know grieving and he really does care what happens to you he saved you from those nasty men didn't he and he brought you here just give him time I mean he's really just a kid as well isn't he he's only 14 shaking her head the injured A&B woman lift the baby higher and continued to feed him firmly pushing her dogm comrade out of her mind 18 months old now 18 months old Naruto didn't need to be watched every second he was sitting on a rug in the center of a locked child safe room surrounded by a great many educational toys currently he was sucking his left thumb his favorite stuffed toy animal tucked into his left elbow while his right hand worked to fit a square block through a triangular hole in the side of a box after a few moments he stopped and examined the block then very carefully moved it to the square hole a few inches away from the Triangular one it fit in with minimal effort and Naruto grinned widely now that all the blocks were safe in the Box Naruto moved onto a weird device that frequently made noises and sounds when he pushed random buttons on it tentatively he pressed down on the red button a siren sounded and he grinned happily banging the button again next he pushed against the blue one and a weird little chamber of the plastic device began to spin showing him several pictures in quick succession a set of blue eyes lit up as the child spied the ultimate Temptation an orange button instantly he hit it as hard as he could and the device promptly seemed to explode several noises going off at once as other buttons were bumped and a small compartment bursting open out popped a small soft plastic toy a pig with a huge grin and a recorded voice said oink oink before the pig was retracted Ed and the hinge door snapped shut win win Naruto repeated happily banging the button again he loved this toy the door opened with a pressurized whoosh and Naruto turned his Stout upper body in time to see a small brown animal Trot into the room pause and sniff him well you don't need to be changed he said in a low Gravely voice Kakashi it's safe Naruto frowned and cocked his head he vaguely recognized this creature doggy he questioned slowly and the brown creature glanced at him Naruto was sure now this furry animal was a doggy which meant that doggy he shouted as a growed up entered the room holding a brown paper bag the man stopped and winced but Naruto didn't notice as he climbed to his feet and made his wobbly way over to the silver-haired man hello pup the man began but yeled and snapped out his hands to catch the child as he stumbled and fell doggy Naruto repeated seriously looking up at the white and red patterned face okay doggy he held out his favorite plush toy Kakashi stared at it for a second then sighed damn it mes has a sick sense of humor yes pup it's a dog well done Naruto was frowning in confusion at this speech his head cocked as he tried to follow doggy he said eventually Kakashi stared at him for a long second growing up in U where the adults rarely spoke meant that Naruto had a very limited vocabulary the sum of all the words he could speak only amounted to seven words three of which he couldn't say properly he also had various baby words and half sounds but in the end all he said was okay meaning look oink bring unry and instead of hungry that that un and of course doggy why am I here Kakashi asked himself he looked down at his hands still holding the tobler up and remembered the paper bag oh yeah Mouse is on a mission someone had to feed him hummingbird asked me to pass it along damn females doggy Naruto pressed big wide Familiar Eyes looking hurt and Confused Kakashi sighed heavily that's a nice toy he said grudgingly what's its name oink Naruto said brightly Kakashi rolled his eyes figures I need to go now he said in a monotone here is lunch are you hungry unry Naruto repeated the word he recognized Kakashi offered him the paper bag and his eyes lit up on letting both the child and the bag go Kakashi retreated quickly pausing outside the door to take a shaky breath he hated seeing the kid it reminded him too much of of Sensei it was easier for the 15-year-old to stay away 28 months old the old Hokage was sitting on the floor of the playroom looking singularly undignified smiling at the twoot high blonde bundle of energy that had recently turned 2 and 4 months old the child was sitting opposite him and between them was a child's puzzle with only eight pieces Naruto was just fitting the last piece in and he smiled widely doggy he announced Sarat toi sighed and shook his head no Naruto this is a frog he said gently pointing to the picture froggy Naruto frowned froggy he repeated cautiously sarutobi nodded and his grin came back doggy froggy he chanted and giggled happily the sand a shook his head smiling as he laughed good enough he said Naruto didn't reply instead hoisting himself onto his chubby legs and todling away he had mastered the art of walking with scarcely a wobble and Sarat toi knew that ox and be had taken to taking him to the underground training area a andb you had and beginning basic exercises with him incidentally going directly against orders but getting away with it by arguing that they'd been playing not training either way Naruto seemed to enjoy it so Sarat toi saw no need to interfere and he was learning to talk better too which was a relief the child was unnaturally small for his age so much so that Sarat toi would be concerned that he was being neglected and thus his growth being stunted if he didn't have it on good authority that dog had terrified his various carrers into feeding him at least four times a day the hok cracked a smile again at the thought despite the fact that Kakashi couldn't stand to be around the child he still cared greatly for what happened to minato's son it was this distant protectiveness that let Sarat toi feel at ease with the child's current situation no harm would ever befall Naruto on Kakashi's watch unfortunately Mouse had been killed on a mission 8 months ago so Naruto had no specific career but he seemed to be coping well with when he was left generally to his own devices not minding if different people came to change feed and occasionally play with him something that fascinated sarobi was the way Naruto seemed able to distinguish between The Masks of thebu even those he had never seen before with the ease that many could distinguish between people's real faces after speaking to a psychologist he had learned that a child's facial recognition system was wired up at a very young age and based on the people around him so Naruto would always be able to distinguish different U masks but would have a hard time at least at first until his facial recognition system rewired telling apart real human faces what are you looking for Naruto sarutobi asked when Naruto began rooting through the drawers lining the side of the playroom oink the boy said firmly sarutobi smiled and pulled himself to his feet wincing as he felt his old bones creaking oink he repeated Amusement tinging his voice okay letun find him it took approximately 8 minutes to find oink stashed firmly behind the chest of drawers and Naruto instantly latched onto the fuzzy canine his legs giving out to land him with a plop on his sound behind on the floor Sarat toi joined the child a moment later and soon he had Naruto and oink curled up in his lap while he read the child a story as he read Sarat toi mentally mused that it was probably getting near the time when Naruto would have to be reintegrated with society as a whole he needed to be young enough not to tell anyone what had happened in his life which meant under four or else the Hokage would have to wait until he was old enough not to say anything which would mean 15 or 16 waiting that long was unfair and unhealthy to the child so Sarat toi made a mental note to begin arranging for the child to leave the protection of the nbu 2 years 10 months old Sarat toi smiled just a little and stretched working The Kinks out of his aching back it had taken him 6 hours of mind- numbing paperwork but it was finally all arranged everything was in place ready for Naruto to reappear in his village just one thing left to do the Hokage hummed a little as he carefully emptied the third drawer in his desk and placed a stack of folders files and papers half a foot high in to it locking it securely there would be safe there until he was ready to begin Naruto's reintegration hopefully things would go better this time with this pressing matter out of the way he reached for a red scroll about the size of a cigar quickly unsealing it and unrolling it across his desk reading it swiftly it was an update from Kakashi who had been on a longterm mission for the last 6 months and was getting bored with Stakeout Duty apparently sarutobi chuckled as he read the report which was laced with a jaded undertone and contained many pleas for Mercy the hokagay shook his head Kakashi would be done soon anyway he just had to survive another two months dipping his brush into his inqu he quickly signed the scroll to say he had read it and placed it in his out tray ready to be logged and stored by his hok slaves uh chunin no wait hok slaves with a triumphant grin the sandan realized he had finished his paperwork maybe now he could go home and actually eat dinner with his family for once catch up with his youngest son who was just touching 18 now and was the only one still living at home hok Sama the door had been opened about 3 in and the brown eyes of one of the very hok slaves he'd been musing over just a second ago appeared in the crack hiroko San come in Saro be invited the chunin nodded and pushed the door open revealing herself to be holding a stack of papers um these came from sunna just now she said placing them on his desk and retreating quickly Sarat toi saw the Red Band over them marking them urgent and sighed heavily so much for dinner he mused aloud reaching for the top paper 3 years old exactly Kakashi hesitated a brief moment before opening the door Le to the small room Naruto slept in not to be confused with his playroom it was 8:00 more than 2 hours past the kids bedtime and accordingly Naruto was curled in bed fast asleep and sucking his thumb today was his birthday today 3 years ago Sensei had given his life and condemned his son to save a village which to date had proved highly ungrateful 3 years is a long time cashi swirled the voice of his teacher and in his mind Kakashi shook his head banishing it he knew his teacher would be horrified at how his son was being forced to live he knew his teacher would want him to let him go enough to hold on to the boy who was still here alive but it was hard very carefully unwilling to wake the toddler Kakashi took a few steps forward and looked at him tilting his head just a little he looks fine thebu thought to himself before turning and leaving silently closing the door securely behind him in an instant the boy was forced from his mind as he met up with the rest of his Squad he was a captain now and he along with every NB not on a mission was slated to spend tonight policing the festival that was thrown in honor of the yand Dame's defeat of the dreaded QB Joy leading his subordinates to the festival grounds Kakashi couldn't hold back a sigh feeling particularly World weary he hated the this Festival 3 years 2 months old somebody's in trouble Sayang rabbit the female member of Kakashi's team the moment the silver-haired man walked into the room that morning he paused and looked at her confused even though his mask what are you talking about he asked she was grinning he just knew it hok wants you she said arily better hurry don't want to be late you have nearly she checked the clock hanging on the wall dashed seven whole minutes to get there for a moment Kakashi stared at her then he deflated and Shrugged eh I'll be late then he laughed as rabbit's jaw dropped until her chin peaked out below her mask after dallying a few minutes with his team checking in with each of them Kakashi headed off to the hok tower once he arrived he was waved in to see the hokagay without having to wait at all so it was with a slight hidden smirk that he knocked on the hok's office door maybe there was method in ao's Madness after all it was murder standing at attention for the typical 40 minutes it took the Hokage to get around to seeing you ah dog Sarat toi said as the hataki entered the office when pumped a slight flicker of confusion passed over the old face you're late only just Kakashi said mildly I hear wanted to see me hokages Sama sarutobi hesitated he wasn't looking forward to this conversation not at all close the door Kakashi he said seriously Kakashi paused when his name was spoken and very slowly pushed the door until it clicked shut behind him then he reached up and removed his porcelain mask coming further into the room sit down the Hokage said gesturing the shair across the desk from Sarat toi weily Kakashi sat down frowning at the old man this couldn't be good after an awkward pause Sarat toi lent forwards steepled his fingers and began to speak Kakashi I wonder if you are aware of the average life expectancy of an U agent the haki frowned at the odd way of beginning but replied anyway 6 months sir and you have been in the force how long now Sarat toi asked three years sir give or take a few weeks Kakashi answered in turn the Hokage nodded at him why did you join Kakashi he asked suddenly Kakashi stiffened my reasons are my own he snapped then winced sir he added trying to make it sound more polite the sand a just surveyed him seriously unmoving Kakashi felt himself grow hot and uncomfortable under the intensity of the look and eventually shifted and said is there a problem sir has something happened did my last psych evaluation come back below bar or have my superiors reported any problems with my conduct after a moment Sarat toi shook his head no Kakashi you are as always in top form all I have heard about you are Praises in various states of crudeness by the way Kakashi winced but the old man didn't call him on it Kakashi you have now been in anbu six times the expected length of active duty he began uncomfortably as such I believe the time has come for you to explore other opportunities Kakashi froze he knew what this was this was the dreaded moment when he would be forcibly discharged from U it was inevitable hang around too long and refuse to either voluntarily retire or die and the Hokage would pull pull you from the force something about protecting mentality or similar either way Kakashi was stunned unsettled and frightened he wasn't ready to face the world again he hadn't seen any nonnu comrades since he joined nbu 3 years ago well not out of uniform not when they recognized him two you're discharging me he blurted interrupting the hok mids sentence sarutobi stopped and considered him yes he said simply I think it is time for you to take a break from nbu Kakashi but I can't leave Kakashi insisted I can't I I don't think I can go back to being a jonan sir you would be given special J in rank Sarat toi commented specializing in assassination but what would I do Kakashi demanded teach He barked out a laugh no I don't teach no i' destroy the brats first training session I will find something to keep you busy Sarat toi said Kakashi raked his hand through his hair the look on his mostly hidden face almost desperate please he said don't cut me from the force I I need it I need to be busy pressured otherwise otherwise I get nightmares the memories I I need it he said lamely sarutobi watched him with concern this very dependence is what makes me think you need a break he said and I insist this is not negotiable just a break he added holding up a hand to stem the protests that had begun to burst forth in a few years time you may resubmit your application to rejoin the nbu agreed Kakashi considered honestly it seemed Fair logical even a good way to keep Anu agents saying would be to rotate them 3 years in Anu 3 years out giving their minds time to recover very well he said eventually but the question Still Remains What am I to do don't say teaching the hok took a deep breath now the real fight began not teaching yet he agreed I already have a mission I wish to assign you on aned Kakashi stared unranked usually meant it was too dangerous and unpredictable to be ranked and frequently ended up being more deadly than sranks one could begin pulling weeds and end assassinating small children on an unranked mission that was fine Kakashi was good he wasn't worried but he was confused why would the hok forcibly dragged him kicking and screaming out of anbu only to give him anbu Mission this Mission extends indefinitely Sarat toi continued Kakashi felt his gut clench he just gotten back from an 8-month long-term Mission being back for 2 months had only begun to take the edge off the relief he had felt to being back in koha and he wasn't sure he was ready to leave again this time indefinitely this Mission will take place in koha Sarat toi continued almost missing the way Kakashi's shoulders slumped slightly in relief and then twitched in annoyance at the thought of being stuck in the village indefinitely it is not a mission you may refuse Kakashi sighed and placed a porcelain mask he still held in his hand gently down on the desk with a soft what does this Mission entail he asked in a low voice sarobi hesitated I suppose you could say it is on the surface a bodyguard detail he said eventually Kakashi's eye narrowed if your next sentence contains the Doo's wife with or without that damnable kitten Torah I will leave better a missing mean than that hell sarutobi chuckled no no he said waving a hand to calm the much younger man Kakashi's relief was obvious hesitating again sarutobi decided to just brace and say it and do his best to Railroad Kakashi into doing his bidding Kakashi the child we will refer to as pup is 3 years old now it has been a little less than three full years since he was first taken into the custody of anbu I think the time has come to reintroduce him to Canoa Kakashi had gone stiff sir I think that is a very bad idea he stressed oh Camy you want me to guard him sir if it comes out that Uzumaki Naruto wasn't in fact killed 3 years ago and was in fact living in the very nerve center of our defenses the villagers will Riot I'm skilled yes but I'm not that skilled nobody's that skilled the kid will be slaughtered Sarat toi surveyed him with some amusement Kakashi when you first came to me with the idea of hiding him 3 years ago you said that he should be placed back in the general Community after an appropriate amount of time I meant after 10 or 15 years Kakashi exclaimed you can't honestly think that people won't start to connect the dots if a boy exactly Naruto's age looking exactly like Naruto turns up in the orphanage and inevitably begins to show signs of being rather abnormal that won't be an issue he will be hidden in plain sight no one will suspect anything Sarat toi said confidently Kakashi stared at him have you been drinking he asked frankly sarutobi shot him an annoyed look you Kakashi haven't been seen by any non-u person since you joined Black Ops I I have as you know answered every question pertaining to your whereabouts by saying that you are on a long-term Mission and vaguely alluding to the fact that you won't be back for some time now I have arranged for your honorable discharge from U and you are free to return to the Village no doubt your homecoming from that long Mission away will be a cause for celebration among your peers M guy especially seems eager for your return Kakashi winced SAR to be pressed on also it provides a unique opportunity to exploit after all who would question it if you were to come home with a child after a 3-year absence the sobbed mission babies are very common among ninja in this situation the hakei froze up he was smart enough to put the pieces together no he exploded instantly I won't do that no he banged his fist down on the desk and sarobi quickly lifted his teacup out of H arm's way Kakashi he began but the newly reinstated xen was talking over him even ignoring how utterly insane this idea is he looks nothing like me how are you going to explain that he takes after his mother Sarat toi said dignified bending down he tugged open the third drawer and lifted out one of the files the green one offering it to Kakashi the teen didn't take it so he opened it for him and placed it in front of him unwillingly the man skimmed the paper before him I resting on the photograph of a beautiful smiling woman who very clearly resembled Naruto right down to the whisker marks below was a profile fun he read out unlucky North how appropriate deceased 17 died in childbirth ouch hokama that counts as my fault you know whisker Marks tattoos a symbol of her clan similar to the inuzuka triangles this is patently ridiculous this whole monologue was set in the same unimpressed monotone sarutobi met his single gray eye seriously why is it ridiculous he asked this will never work Kakashi exclaimed never I'm not the daddy type okay Kakashi if you had caused a child to be conceived while on a long mission what would you do the sand Dame questioned pointedly Kakashi didn't answer he couldn't he knew knew that if he really had thre some horrifying mistake created a child he would bring it home to koha and be the best father he could to it but that didn't mean he could swear someone was laughing at him it sounded eerily like a beo no he protested weakly I I can't do it I'm not ready to be a father I do you really hate the kid that much surely there are better candidates than me he tried to pretend he wasn't pleading sarutobi raised an eyebrow Kakashi you are the best candidate you know everything about the child where he comes from and who and what he is and yet you do not hate him and like it or not you're the closest thing to family the boy has if you want think of it as paying off a debt Kakashi bit back a groan of course the hok had to bring that up it was true that when his father had died manado had taken the newly orphan Kakashi in and all but adopted him would have adopted him if not for Kakashi's childish Pride if manato had survived he and Naruto would have been raised as brothers the silver-haired man buried his face in his hands guilt curling in his stomach hell he mumbled into his hands hokages Sama please there has to be another option Kakashi Sarat toi's voice was firm this is non-negotiable this is a direct order from y Hokage you will take this Mission but his age Kakashi burst forth he's too old it won't work sir people will know Uzumaki Naruto was born 3 years 2 months ago Sarat toi said seriously he died 2 years 11 months ago hataki Naruto was born 18 months ago Kakashi stared at the old man mentally calculating that would mean he'd been conceived when Kakashi was about half a month into his 16th year it'll never work he protested you can't pass Pup off as half his age it's impossible Sarat toi shook his head tell me what is the difference proportion-wise between an 18-month-old and a three-year-old child Kakashi mumbled but sarutobi caught it that's right not much and Naruto is very small for his age he could easily pass as a big almost 2-year-old it will work Kakashi I have already arranged for it it's also backstopped there are people in lighting country which is where you were by the way who will swear to knowing fume Kea their whole lives and will mutter Darkly about the bastard undercover Ninja you who she ended up falling for thanks Kakashi said highly sarcastic he seemed to be wilting his resolve crumbling when faced with Sarat toi Onslaught come on Kakashi Sarat toi said coaxingly do it from aado if nothing else ensure that his son has a home and someone who cares about him there was a long tense pause before the last of Kakashi's resolve evaporated and he slumped forwards resting his head on the desk fine he groaned Sarat toi's face lit up excellent he said forcing Kakashi to lift his head by shoving the rest of the folders fed away in the third desk drawer at him in here you will find everything you need to know about the last three years of your life the girl you were involved with and the child you created together there is something fundamentally wrong with this Kakashi remarked his composure recovered now reading with morbid Fascination a series of extensive facts about a woman he had apparently been involved with for more than a year until she tragically died they'd been the same age she'd been the daughter of the local inkeeper a good person to befriend if he wanted the local news and gossip not to mention a reliable source on who was entering and leaving the town her father had threatened to kill him when he found out his daughter was pregnant Kakashi had to feel impressed it was an extensive cover story there was even a mission report nicely forged in his handwriting opening a new file Kakashi found baby pictures and a birth certificate as well as a profile for his son hataki Naruto 18 months old born April 3rd allergic to be stings in the pollen of a tree that only grew in the far Northern reaches of lightning country weighing 18 kg he stood 72 cm tall favorite color orange any problems suggestions questions Sarat toi prompted Kakashi still flicking through papers hummed contemplatively what will we tell pup he asked Naruto will be told the same as everyone else until he is old enough to understand Sarat toi said simply Kakashi nodded not looking up from his perusal how do you propose I make it seem as though we have just returned from a long journey he asked asked Sarat toi tapped another sheet of paper and Kakashi picked it up and laughed ah he said nodding the obvious approach of course on the paper was a map a travel path mapped out on it in red ink that would be easy enough for a child to navigate with a little help and would still make it appear as though whoever was walking it was coming from the general direction of lightning country I want you and Naruto to go on a little journey for me saruto be said that will give the child and you time to adjust he needs to address and react to you in a manner that depicts that you are his father not some stranger he's just met and you need a little time to get used to caring for a child before you hit the public eye as well I guarantee that the moment you step through koha's Gates when you return you'll be scrutinized so it would be best to be convincing the whole trip should take around 2 weeks and by the end I imagine both of you will look as the though you have just made a difficult tiring Journey from a foreign country Kakashi rolled his eyes well duh when do I leave he asked resignedly sarutobi checked his watch and Kakashi groaned loudly sarutobi laughed kidding he said tomorrow take tonight to memorize those files you need to know them perfectly and I'd suggest you put some of the photographs in your pack you you know in case oh and don't forget when packing that you have to have room for all Naruto's gear too grumbling under his breath Kakashi gathered the files into his arms and stood moving away before the old man could say anything to further rip his world to pieces and rearrange it into something frightening outside he stopped to lean against the hallway wall breathing irregularly as it hit him exactly what he just agreed to he was a father back in his his office Sarat toi smiled at the ceiling and waited after a pause of maybe 7 Minutes the door opened and Kakashi appeared again glaring something awful wordlessly without even looking down from a suddenly fascinating crack in the ceiling Sarat toi held out Kakashi's porcelain mask that had been forgotten he had to fight a laugh as Kakashi snatched it and Shan shined away 3 months old chapter 2 you want me to what 18 months old again the next morning Kakashi woke up as usual exactly 3 minutes before his alarm went off and swung himself off his bunk instantly alert upon confirming that he was indeed still safe relatively in his quarters in thebu HQ he sat down and stared blankly at the whitewashed wall until his alarm went off jerking him out of his stuper he jumped and blly rubbed his hand over his face before begin beginning his morning rituals of washing shaving dressing and breakfasting by the time he was done it was 5:00 a.m. here Kakashi deviated from his normal pattern instead of grabbing his mask and moseying on down to meet up with his Squad collect a mission and leave he swung his pack up onto his back where it settled over his white standard issue armor his cloak tied to the outside of it in a neat roll he hesitated over his mask eventually deciding to place it over his face for the hell of it and after checking that he had left none of his personal effects in the room stroe out of his quarters for the last time walking slowly he made his way through HQ heading unwillingly but unerringly towards Naruto's bedroom when he reached there he pressed his hand onto the seal on the outside of the door which was there to ensure only certain Personnel could unlock the entrance to the kids's room and as a way to keep the brat in one place Dam it the seal accepted him and he pressed the door open unaccountably nervous it was early the blonde todler was still fast asleep in his cot Kakashi took a few steps into the room and turned the light on the sudden brightness woke the child and he began to move his face screwing up in protest at the light and a hand coming up to grind into his eye his other hand and legs moving stuck beneath his soft blanket AWA he said blly looking around as he was lying down he caught sight of Kakashi standing nearby and frowned at his upside down view of the man doggy he said questioningly Kakashi hesitated one last time this was his last chance to make a break for it good morning Pap uh Naruto Kakashi stumbled had to get used to calling the brat by his name would look weird otherwise Naruto sat up still scrubbing at his eye the blanket fell down to reveal his right arm clamped around that ragged toy dog Mouse had gotten him two and a big years ago W doggy yes pu Naruto it's me come on we need to leave you're going to live with me from now on okay so we're going to have to leave now we need to pack up your things okay the blonde stared at him throughout this uncomfortable speech and the only reply he gave was to raise his free arm in the universe I child signal for pick me up Kakashi obliged awkwardly but it wasn't nearly as difficult as it had been last time he tried it when he was 14 now Naruto put a remarkably strong arm around his neck and sort of clung there himself and all Kakashi needed to do was prop him up with his left forearm hooked under the boy short chubby thighs letting his pack slipped to the ground Kakashi nudged it open with his foot and withdrew several storage Scrolls and set about sorting through the boy's belongings really he didn't have much compared to many devil spawnings uh children Kakashi knew and he reasoned he'd be able to bring just about all of it soon it was done Naruto was all but asleep on his shoulder Kakashi was highly uncomfortable okay we're going to leave now Naruto he said softly you just sleep we're going on a little trip you won't be coming back here he turned to leave the room but a small voice below his left ear said why who FG Banky Kakashi closed his eye he honestly had no freaking clue what the child had just told him he had to teach him to speak better even if that meant talking to him constantly sweeping the room with his gaze he saw that the only thing he hadn't picked up was the soft blue blanket on the bed with a sigh he lifted it and Shuff Ling Naruto carefully managed to lay it over his shoulder and lay Naruto on top of it ensuring that it would only fall and get lost if he drop Naruto and face it that just wasn't happening somehow Kakashi managed to stuff the filled Scrolls into his pack and navigate the bag onto his back without dropping the toddler but by the time he was done he had a death grip on the small body convinced he was about to fall convinced that if he did fall he'd break his neck and die he just felt so fragile so small clinging so trustingly to an elite assassin it almost seemed a crime to hold something so soft and innocent so close to such a blood saturated Soul as Kakashi's Naruto riddled uncomfortably and Kakashi made a conscious effort to relax his grip just slightly before the blond woke up completely from his doze um we're going to go now the silver-haired man said uncomfortably he wasn't used to narr his life for others he didn't even enjoy telling those he was directing where he was going to be and what he was going to do and the kid wasn't exactly answering but he did have to sort of talk to him right Kakashi wasn't good at small talk so telling the baby everything he was doing was a good way to fill up his word quota readjusting the child in his arms until he was holding him up against his chest with both arms the boy's legs around his waist and Small Arms hugging his neck soft gold hair tickling his ear as Naruto rested his head on his shoulder Kakashi exited the room moving swiftly and covertly to escape Anu headquarters he really didn't want to run into anyu members and be forced to say goodbye in fact he had plans to be well out of the Village By the time a morning meeting was called and the force as a whole was informed that he had been discharged he hated goodbyes and hell and talking in general people were annoying Naruto began to wake up and got increasingly more and more squirmy as the day progressed by about 7:00 Kakashi placed him on the ground to walk along beside him bidding him to stay close and keep up half an hour and 500 M later he realized that a simple command hadn't really gotten through to the 3 years/ 18month old boy who had never been outside before that he could remember at least Naruto come on he said as the toddler stopped yet again to examine a flower those blue eyes flashed up to Kakashi's still massed face and a pout formed the boy looked dangerously near refusing to obey so Kakashi gritted his teeth and took the dreaded step he held out his hand to the blonde instantly through part delight and part condition response Naruto slipped his much smaller hand trustingly into Kakashi's large one consenting to being pulled along at a slow walk it wasn't long before Naruto started flagging lagging behind and relying more heavily on Kakashi to pull him along the Jon and cast him mind about trying to figure out what was wrong before he realized that the Tad wasn't used to walking very far at all but they had a long journey Kakashi tried to think back to when he' been three he had vague memories of trips out of village with his father when he'd been very young before his father had gotten so incredibly busy ignoring the hot shards of pain that always lanc through his heart whenever he thought of his father Kakashi mentally reviewed the man's strategy for caring with his young son when they were going to be walking for a long time Kakashi remembered he would walk in the morning after breakfast and then inevitably get tired after an hour or so and be carried by his father falling asleep on the man's back or shoulder until he woke up and they ate lunch then he would either walk some more or demand a ride on his father father's shoulders and he would be alternately carried or walk until the sun went down and they stopped to make Camp eat dinner listen to Tuan and occasionally jeras Sama if he was there tell stories and sleep the night right Kakashi could do this he nodded decisively he would follow the same general pattern he decided reaching for Naruto to lift him off his tired feet he would carry him for a while until wait dinner lunch breakfast Kakashi swore aloud when he realized he had completely forgotten to feed the kid Naruto wasn't one of hisu teammates who'd slept in and needed to be roused he had a responsibility to supply food well that makes a break time I guess Kakashi thought dry deciding to stop right there beneath the trees without further fuss he simply folded his legs and sank onto the leaf Litter with a certain trained Grace Crossing his long legs beneath himself Naro looked at him curiously for a moment before he mimick the older man sitting down with a clumsy thump and Crossing his short stubby legs wide blue eyes watching the older conahan for a clue as to what was going on are you hungry Naruto Kakashi asked digging in his backpack it was impossible to miss the way that the tobler's eyes lit up unry he shouted clapping his hands eat please yes you can have breakfast now Kakashi said absently still rooting through his pack eventually he came up with a soft bread sandwich toddler friendly which he handed to the boy making grabby motions at him and edging closer on his bottom eagerly Kakashi had to restrain a wise at how enthusiastically the baby began to eat okay I have to remember to feed him important carefully reaching up he removed the white and red mask that was fitted over his face with a sigh he should probably stop wearing it he admitted to himself he wasn't an ambw anymore he l a finger Trace over the pattern of a snarling dog that was painted onto it before quickly tying it onto the outside of his backpack a glance told him Naruto as staring at him mouth open giving Kakashi a nauseating view of a bite of half chewed bread and butter e you what he asked Naruto chewed twice and swallowed rapidly emptying his mouth enough that he could level one finger at Kakashi's nose and say we're face off okay SME Kakashi closed his eye mentally analyzing that what the hell was the kid even speaking the same language as him what was he trying to say Well it probably had something to do with his mask coming off come to think of it the only person Naruto had ever seen without a mask was the Hokage yes I took my mask off he said taking a guess and hoping he got the kids meaning right this is my face well kind of he didn't want to remove his TI and cotton face mask as well Naruto narrowed blue eyes weily at him doggy he asked suspiciously Kakashi blinked was the kid either way hey it would be best to change the form of address now to give them both time to get used to it Daddy Kakashi enunciated clearly touching his own chest daddy narut tilted his head confusion written over his face d d he repeated uncertainly Kakashi nodded Daddy he confirmed I'm daddy daddy Naruto sounded marginally more sure Kakashi she nodded unun now eat your food we need to get moving after a long pause during which Naruto frowned at the man almost skeptically he turned back to chewing his bread with half a set of teeth the rest had yet to grow through Kakashi sighed with relief her a one down now he was up for two fun fun weeks of fatherson bonding a weary teenager heaved a small child a little higher on his hip though he could usually carry weights much heavier than 18 kg for much longer than he'd been carrying this one it was a totally illogical but cruy true law of the universe that young children got heavier the longer you carried them Naruto was resting his cheek against Kakashi's shoulder his blanket was draped around him like a cloak to keep the evening chill away an oink was crushed between his stomach and Kakashi's chest he was holding a plastic baby's bottle filled with formula that had been mixed with water from Kakashi 's flask and heated with a mild Katan Jutsu he was sucking on it slowly His Eyes heavy he did hope Daddy would find a place to stop soon he was really tired but couldn't sleep well when he was being jostled by the man's movements they had been out here in this strange place for a long time more bed times than Naruto could count he liked it out here with big green and brown fresh smelling things Daddy had told him were called trees and weird things that moved all by themselves but were either doggies nor Froggies but he liked it most of all because Daddy was with him all the time and he was never left alone dimly Naruto realized Daddy had stopped and was setting out a sleeping bag with one hand the first night they'd spent Out Here Naruto had had a bad dream and Daddy had picked him up and hugged him until they fell asleep together ever since then Naruto would always curl up against Daddy and go to sleep right there when they stopped he liked this bit of the day the best and he didn't even like bedtime but Daddy was big and strong and brave and scary and he made the bad dream monster stay away and Naruto loved snuggling up against his chest and feeling his strong arms hug him and knowing that when he woke up daddy would be right there mm Daddy he said sleepily as he found himself set on the ground and the other man began to unbuckle his small shoes yes Naruto daddy answered Naruto was too sleepy to even really look at him as he said when r g daddy had said they were going somewhere special to a new home where they were going to live over the last few days he told Naruto quite a bit about it and Naruto wanted to know how long until they reached the mysterious Place Long Time Naruto daddy grunted slipping into the sleeping bag and carefully lowering Naruto onto his chest arranging the boy comfortably a week and a half or more Naruto nodded drowsily even though he didn't understand his eyes closing as he slipped into unconsciousness for a while Kakashi lay and looked down at the soft blonde hair that obscured his vision even though he was exhausted and couldn't seem to get enough sleep these days as bizarre as it was Naruto had taken to him like a duck to the water it would be easier than he had supposed to convince koha they were a family when they arrived in one or two weeks time there would be no need to explain way Naruto's standoffish Behavior simply because he didn't display any no all that would be needed was an act on Kakashi's part a show of fatherly affection towards the kid it didn't need to be overdone either Kakashi winced at the thought of acting like those simpering idiots who fawned over their kids no that would fool no one no he just needed to pretend he loved the brat itch he'd been practicing for the last couple of days and he thought he'd gotten pretty good at it the xbu effortlessly squashed the twinge of guilt he felt in his soul at deceiving the child like this especially since it was obvious that toddler had through some miracle bonded with him but Naruto didn't ever need to know that Daddy's affections were false he'd even gotten better at interpreting the baby Babble absently Kakashi raised a hand to smooth and pet the Downy soft blonde hair shifting a little so he could see the boy's face Naruto was fast asleep sucking his thumb unconsciously his half full bottle lying forgotten in his other hand Kakashi frowned a little one gloved hand moving to tug the thumb out of Naruto's small mouth he'd have to break that habit instantly with a rustle of cloth Oink's fluffy tail took the place of Naruto's Thumb in the child's mouth and Naruto snuggled deeper into his blankets sucking firmly on the play thing Kakashi winced that definitely explained why the toy was so tattered Breaking the Habit had suddenly become a top priority right below toilet training even if it was kind of you know cute relief course through Kakashi he had just spotted the gates that allowed entrance into koha up ahead they were home the journey that had easily been the most exhausting and ner racking of his life including that time he'd had to drag home an unconscious teammate from iwa whilst nursing a stomach wound and being chased by a small army was finally over it had been a trying two weeks were children supposed to leak like that Naruto who was walking on his own this morning holding oink noticed the gates about 10 minutes later and stopped short daddy ISS are Weir he asked blue eyes turning to his Guardian for confirmation Kakashi glanced at him and nodded yes Naruto this is koha home he corrected himself this is home those familiar eyes lit up and suddenly the toddler transformed into some kind of miniature yellow flash as he darted ahead moving with mind-boggling speed the way only a toddler can no you don't Kakashi muttered quickly flashing through some hand signs activating a jet a kindly inkeeper had shown him two nights ago a chakra leash activated and snapped out to catch Naruto pulling the pouting boy gently back to his father's side no a he whined yes Fair Kakashi countered remember what I said about running off bad Naruto instantly the baby's expression turned from excited but thwarted to horrified and contrite am sore he wailed latching onto Kakashi's leg Kakashi sighed and patted his head it's all right just try to remember next time okay you could get hurt running off alone Naruto nodded atados promised to be good and together the pair approached the gates one of the two chunin guarding the gate glanced up as they came into his field of vision seeing only a young man and a small child not likely to be threat he glanced back down only to do a double take as the man's identity and the fact he was traveling with the toddler of all things made it through to his head Kakashi San yelped Chun Kakashi neither knew nor cared what his name was tired as he was why you're back stuttered trinen be Kakashi nodded once as he paused at their Booth his single eye sparing them a glance before fixing back on Naruto with parental paranoia The Village has missed you offered chin Kakashi spared a second in his Nar n watching to shoot him a dull look chunin winced um who is this chunin bet tried looking at where a small blonde person was trying his utmost to push the heavy gate into the village closed his name is hataki Naruto Kakashi said shortly he has no passport however as an Anu I can authorize his entry so just mark my name on your list and wave us through okay um yeah you can do that chunin be agreed quickly scrawling something down on the nearest scroll go on through don't forget to hand in your report and it's good to see you back Kakashi s Kakashi gave a snort of disbelief but summoned Naruto to his side with a tug on the chakra leash and moved through the gates Chun didn't seem able to let it go wait hataki Naruto is he related to you like your kid or ouch Kakashi smirked without turning to see what had happened he knew chunin B had just stopped chunan A's uncovered toes quite hard from the sound of it beside and Below him Naruto was practically writhing in excitement and Kakashi idly wondered how long until he exploded he could practically hear the kids gears wearing 10 times faster than usual trying to keep up his head swiveled obviously attempting to take in everything going on around him as they began there way too long walked to the Hokage Tower to report Naruto sliding his small hand into his fathers for a measure of reassurance in the new exciting and slightly frightening place they had nearly made it when dynamic entry ah crap Kakashi said firmly and loudly glancing down he tugged on the hand in hisou never to say that word you he he said sternly to the kid Naruto who had been watching a confrontation between a pigeon and a shopkeeper on the other side of the road turned his big eyes up to look at daddy AWA he said Thumb in mouth and oink balanced precariously on his elbow Kakashi twitched cute my youthful rival Kakashi you have returned Yash today the springtime of Youth are in full bloom it is good to see you again my friend Naruto suddenly devoid of the adventuring courage he possessed until the spandex wearing creature had appeared before them tugged his hand out of Kakashi's and suckered himself to the man's left leg like some kind of particularly stubborn Barnacle wrapping his arm around Kakashi's Shin his cheek rested neatly in the CFT of Kakashi's knee his other thumb still firmly in his mouth I have missed you rival Kakashi G was declaring to the rapidly emptying Street do not think I have forgotten our competition no you will not Escape that easily the Flames of Youth will triumph over your hip and coolness the score currently stands at 15 to6 in my favor we shall oh who is this champion of Youth who stands close to you Kakashi debated the pros and cons of several answers but Naruto saved him the trouble by pulling his thumb out of his mouth with a wet popping noise and slapping the slimy even hand over his left ear saying EO you Daddy oi Kakashi bit back a snigger yes he is he agreed patting the blonde head consolingly guy looked from tall to short hakei and Back Again Kakashi am I right in thinking that you understand his youthful words he asked slightly confused Kakashi nodded shortly I do he said heun's loud Daddy ouch so please inside voices guy you're hurting his ears ah I am sorry young guy inside voices I'm sorry my young friend guy tried again I will keep my voice lowered and if I can't I will swim 50 lengths of the river whilst chewing rocks and then did you say Daddy Kakashi sighed slightly he was torn between amusement and Dread at this conversation ah well might as well get it over with squaring his shoulders he said I did Guy this is my son Naruto this is guen for a moment guy looked remarkably UNG guy likee his grin slid off his face to be replaced with a grim sort of expression Kakashi had rarely seen which looked rather out of place on guy's features your son he repeated seriously who is his mother girl from the village I was staying in Kakashi said meeting the green-clad chunan Eyes unflinchingly Guy frowned at him Kakashi my friend while I understand you wishing to keep your son was it not perhaps unwise to tear a son from his mother guy asked in a low voice dark concern tinging his question after all what do you know about raising a child hungan said but unmistakable in the air between felt himself stiffening and drawing up to stand at his full height in a response to the query one hand reaching to rest possessively on Naruto's messy head Kea is dead he said flatly it was except responsibility for the child or abandon him for his village to raise I believe I took the only option guy closed his eyes for a moment at the news and Kakashi cringed as was he suddenly enveloped in a hug I am sorry for your loss the loss of Love at such a young age as hours my heart bleeds for you my rival this was shouted at the top of guy's powerful lungs right into Kakashi's right ear can't breathe he muttered and Guy eventually released HIM Tears were streaming down the other man's cheeks Kakashi winced he cries so easily again he swore he heard aito hysterical laughter guy it's okay really it was 18 months ago when Naruto was born I'm fine seriously guy stop crying um tears are un youthful there we go guy wiped his eyes the flood of manly sobs dying down rapidly in a few moments he was calm enough to grin again he knelt before the hataki pair putting himself roughly on Naruto's level the blonde surveyed the weirdo warily hello most excellent and Youthful child of my rival Kakashi he said brightly I am Madeo guy koha's green Beast Naruto frown tilted his head looked guy up and down with his bright blue eyes and then leaned around his father's leg and said clearly froggy then he placed his thumb in his mouth and held up his other hand for his father to lift him as Kakashi oyed hoisting the child into the air he couldn't help it he began to laugh a small Shadow crept across the floor raised up on tiptoes to minimize noise sunlight peaked into through the window and bounced off bright golden hair making the shadow shine a little in the small one room apartment grinning Naruto took two more steps and pounced Kakashi jolted awake as something small cannon baled his stomach oof daddy daddy up up up Naro squealed from his midriff unfortunately by the time Kakashi realized who had attacked him he was halfway through a counter move and a second later had Naruto pinned beneath him one arm firmly behind him and a canai pressed at the back of his neck there was a two-c pause before Kakashi snatched the knife away and let Naruto's Twisted arm go pushing himself up to get his weight off the small fragile body he felt sick Naruto was so small he must have hurt him he attacked him a baby he was a horrible Guardian Naruto would be injured and the hok KAG would take him away and give him to someone else and why was his chest hurting and he didn't have time for this and oh God oh God is Naruto hurt why isn't he moving the boy then did something that threw Kakashi's panicking mind for a loop he started giggling Naruto had been stunned when Daddy had flipped him over and pinned him face down on the mattress and it had taken a moment to realize what had happened and then that he'd been let go then he'd started to laugh Daddy was good at playing this was a fun game sitting up he squirmed around until he was facing daddy once more and dived at him again headbutting his chest and attempting feudly to force daddy back down on the bed one of Daddy's arms came up around him pinning him again against the man's chest this time and Naruto squealed happily wriggling energetically in his grip Kakashi 's mind was frozen unsure of how to respond to this situation clearly the blonde wanted revenge for pinning him down like that Kakashi's got clenched guiltily but he was grinning like a mad thing and his squeals didn't sound angry scared or frustrated no instead he seemed almost Happy Kakashi was suddenly seriously concerned there was something very wrong with the boy Naruto had managed to squirm out of his grasp but just leapt right back at his father this time aiming higher Kakashi's body reacted automatically before his mind could stop it grabbing the attacker out of the air twisting him around and catching him in a headlock Kakashi froze crap once was enough but then I went and did it again even if he wasn't injured before he certainly was now what do I do I I can't keep him around if I can't keep myself from attacking him crap I must have heartburn my chest hurts the train of thought was cut off as once again Naruto began shrieking with laughter and squirming in his arms gone he shouted at the top of his lungs in between rides and shrieks of laughter gone gone gone he managed to tear himself out of Kakashi's loose grip and instantly launched a new attack Kakashi grabbed him mind weing was he saying again again was he having fun he wasn't hurt he wasn't scared could that be real looking down at the grinning blonde however Kakashi had to concede that yes he was having fun this was all a big gain to the toddler hell I want to live in Naruto's mind he thought to himself hesitantly reaching to swing the child into the air and then toss him gently down onto the mattress again it had been 3 days since they had returned to koha Kakashi had set up a crib in his small one room apartment but the little brat had recently figured out how to escape from it bloody imaginative children Child Safe should mean Child Safe damn it rolling his eyes and shoving the brat down when he tried to squirm to his knees Kakashi mused that there were days he could truly appreciate that Naruto was indeed kush's son Naruto was happily Seated on his blankie which was spread out out on the limited floor space of Daddy's apartment happily arranging the painted wooden blocks Daddy had given him occasionally lifting one to chew absently there were noises outside the closed door but he didn't listen to them too intent on his game four five ah here we are this is Kakashi San's house are you sure yeah number six come on karini I want to see the baby dad says it's real cute I heard it looks nothing like him I'm not even convinced the baby exists with all the rumors flying around oh hey GMA are you visiting Kakashi sand too yeah I'm curious as to how he got the kid in the first place I'd figure the usual way gimma you think I just always thought Kakashi was too I don't know frigid for any kind of intimate interaction Shay please there's a complete difference between shunning human contact and refusing sex anko why are you here same reason you are dumbass to see the baby well mostly to see if I can get into Kakashi's pants but it amounts to the same thing really what no it doesn't that's sick ankko cough cough cough hey you go and hate you here to see the kid too duh cough cough yes cough the door swung open and Naruto glanced up from his game to see a whole bunch of people there but they didn't move so he ignored them unaware or uncaring of their conversation that's him why is he alone cough cough are we sure Kakashi is up to being a dad he has has to be he doesn't have a choice Yugo he doesn't look anything like Kakashi I don't know he seems familiar well I don't even think they're related cough cough how old is it Anyway he is 18 months old he's big I don't think he's Kakashi's kid cough cough cough yes we heard a suuma now shut up all I can say is she must have been hot to finally break down Kakashi enko Kakashi's been sleeping with people for years Mission stuff he just doesn't do it for recreation man what a tool cough cough don't be mean Naruto totally unaware that the strangers were currently discussing his father's sexual exploits began arranging the blocks so that the Katakana characters on each one strung together to make words he been taught the beginnings of reading by one of the white-faced men that used to look after him he didn't notice that the watching crowd had gone silent as he spelled out doggy froggy yes up and a funny Arrangement he'd been shown by bear that always got interesting results out of the grown-ups when he was done he had about six blocks left over he examined them but couldn't make any more words out of the sounds painted on them so with a sound of disgust he lifted one of them and threw it at the bucket they'd been stored in which was standing at the opposite end of the blankie he'd been taught how to throw stuff by a pair of the white-faced men and had lots of fun practicing it so he quickly threw the remaining five blocks at the bucket grinning delightedly at the clanging sounds they made when they landed neatly in the metal container the watching teenagers had begun Whispering again cough cough did you see that he's 18 months old well it's definitely ly Kakashi's kid bang goes the baby snatcher Theory he's so cute cough cough cough look at the words he spelt he got shuriken right how did he do that oh great another Super Freak cough Kakashi will be horrible there will be no living with him come on let's go inside I'm sick of standing in the hallway Naruto looked up and alarm as there was a sudden movement and all at once a half dozen strangers rushed inside right at him instantly he screamed flinching backwards as he shrieked at the top of his lungs in the desperate hope that Daddy would come and rescue him there was a loud crash and a tinkle and daddy burst through the window in a shower of broken glass Landing in front of his son in a battle ready position Kai out and a pharoh father mode touched my son and I look in his eye Naruto stopped screaming Ing and instead grinned at the suddenly petrified strangers after a moment daddy seemed to relax lowering the shiny knife thing Naruto was never allowed to touch auma karini GMA Yugo hate ankle do I even want to know why you are causing my son to scream in holy Terror he asked Darkly the others winced in unison hate moved his hand to his mouth and his shoulders shook as he coughed we didn't mean to scare him karini said softly we didn't know he'd be afraid of us he has a good head on his shoulders stranger danger and all that Kakashi retorted placing his canai back in his pouch and turning to lift the todler making desperate up motions off the glass Shard covered ground Asuma GMA I'm choosing to blame you meaning that it's now your job to fix the window I just finished repairing when I was forced to crash through it to rescue my son from from unknown ass salance the guests had the grace to look ashamed and Asuma and gimma began to mutter their agreement while the others sheepishly tried to sweep or gather up the sharp glass pieces within 20 minutes the apartment was cleaned and child saifi to Kakashi's satisfaction he settled on the bed holding a shy Naruto on his lap and said okay now that he isn't in danger in his own homecu dirty SL contrite looks this is my son Taki Naruto neru these are a bunch of idiots say hello happy now that Daddy was holding him Naruto flashed a smile around the room and waved a small hand saying I okay why are you all here Kakashi asked before his guests could speak the group of teenagers in his apartment alternately frowned grinned and coughed to see the baby silly Yugo said brightly patting hate on the back as he dissolved into a coughing fit Kakashi frowned at him suspiciously he had better not get Naruto sick he threatened ominously okay you've seen him can you leave now ah Kakashi Kun pouted anko sitting close to him on the bed and sliding her arm around his back yeah Kakashi don't be mean GMA added we brought presents kurina announced offering Kakashi the brightly wrapped package wouldn't be a baby shower without them agreed Asuma his grin positively evil there was a pause as everyone waited for Kakashi's reaction I hate you all he said dully fine have at it Naruto's eyes had lit up and he reached for the shiny bright colored box held in the tall woman with red eyes hands py he CED as his father allowed him to catch and chew the ribbon it was tied with Kakashi seriously considered setting off a bomb just to clear his apartment if not for the fact that Naruto was also in the room he probably would have knock knock called a cheerful voice from the open doorway Kakashi glanced up and groaned aloud when he saw some of the adults his sensei's generation poking their heads in we heard there was a party going on here and oi said brightly I'm hungry commented shua as he forced his way through teenagers somehow squeezing into the small room all this baby stuff is so Troublesome shikaku added dropping a box onto the gradually growing pile on the table I wouldn't even be here but my wife nags and when some told her man marriage sucks and the kid cries you know he's not even properly toilet trained itch his blonde friend patted his shoulder sympathetically I know what you mean my daughter's impossible everyone make a hole Su began bodily shoving at the people between her and the teenage boy cowering on the bed curled protectively around the baby people scrambled and banged into each other trying to tackle the logistical nightmare that was allowing movement in the overly crowded room soon Sim had made it to the bed and she quickly shoved anko aside so she could sit next to their host give me the baby she ordered Kakashi hesitated but didn't really dare to disobey so he cautiously handed a very clingy Naruto over to the wild woman narut looked at him like he'd been betrayed and Kakashi cringed but didn't move to take him back hm Tsum was examining him looking at him with her sharp brown eyes HEK cute but he looks nothing like you she commented how old 18 months Kakashi muttered s grinned heun big she remarked that's good is he a handful my two UNS keep me run off my feet let me tell you who was his mother her name was K Kakashi grounded out mentally contemplating the pros and cons of suicide picture sim said in a clipped voice arranging a squirming blonde child on her lap so that he couldn't escape Kakashi dug in his pocket and pulled out the rather battered photograph of the fictitious woman he'd been given sim took it and clucked well he definitely takes after her let me see anko demanded grabbing it ooh she was hot see GMA the photograph was quickly passed around the room hm yes he does definitely take after her karini said holding the picture but he has his father's eyes see Yugo added his mother's color but his father's shape Kakashi suddenly joined hate in coughing yeah I can see that some agreed peering at the kid he smells similar too cough cough cough dynamic entry GS with the empty window pain Kakashi did you know your window seems to be missing yeah guy Kakashi sighed reclaiming Naruto who looked like he might cry at the arrival of the loud and green one the idiots broke it he jerked his head at his guests Yos how un youthful I shall fix your window my friend if I cannot I shall do 500 laps of The Village on one foot I where did Kakashi s go Kakashi had used the distraction G was to grab the toddler and run and was now walking calmly down the street three blocks away while in his arms Naruto laughed and hugged him and then began to suck his thumb again reaching to tug the thumb out of his son's mouth Kakashi sighed heavily if every day was like today he wasn't sure he'd survive Parenthood that's it for part one thank you for watching and see you in the next video

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Length: 94min 8sec (5648 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 10 2023