what if Naruto was adopted by a goddess

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they lived their normal lives but one man disbelieving his wish stated that he wished for the goddess delivering it to stay with him forever gaining the love of his life and immortality now for the first time in several thousand years another is worthy of a single wish the recipient a small 5-year-old child living on his own hated feared and in spiritual Agony but what would such a child wish for they can't possibly comprehend the ramifications of bending reality and time itself towards a single desire there is no way for him to know that something he will say very soon can destroy or save the world to make him loved her and his life the power to do anything one time and one time alone is anyone worthy of such a thing we'll see a small boy in a dirty white T-shirt and blue shorts was in his apartment alone Naruto pushed his bangs out his eyes around the dust and the Gloom it looked like a wild party had been held just the night before but everything was covered in dust the walls had hate messages of go back to hell monster burn and die and go back to where you belong and Rod he had a screwdriver in hand and was horribly underfed the small bluee blonde was dirty and poor on top of being small for his meager age of five narut was tinkering with a broken TV he had found in the garbage he had seen other people watch shows on this and was trying to figure out how to make this broken one do the same it wasn't broken too badly he just didn't know to plug it in no one ever taught him anything he had to pick everything up by watching others and listening he sighed and sat down in front of the black screen I guess it is just a piece of junk a man I wanted to watch the pictures like those other kids do he muttered as he flopped onto his back hey what are you calling a piece of junk just plug it in it'll work fine a woman's boy said it was playful and friendly in a way that was caling too do what now nuto asked and it laughed gently but he got the feeling she wasn't laughing at him oh of course no one never told you take that bit with two metal bits sticking out and put the metal bits into the holes in the wall surrounded by plastic but Don't Force It the voy said merrily as if she liked being with him blinking but cautious for anything wrong to happen Naro plugged in the old TV and it flared to life he rushed to the front of it and was greeted with the image of a dark-skinned woman with white hair she had a red six pointed stard dead center on her forehead and two small blue triangles with their points facing inwards high on her cheeks yo cutie she said and she started to rise up out of the TV scream to the now terrified Naruto who was backed up against the wall and completely out of his element Don't Be Afraid kiddo I may be the daughter of the queen of hell but I also have the Lord of Heaven for a father my name is er I am a god of second class limited ER said introducing herself to him she was giggling slightly at his light blush caused by her provocative purple gown that revealed o so much but nothing at all while still looking elegant and dignified be beautiful Naro said under his breath and she laughed gently as he realized she heard him as sorry I'm nuto Naruto said standing up straight in his embarrassment and bowing so where are your parents squir something big is about to happen to you and they should help you through it ER asked she had deliberately been uninformed about the technicalities of her current assignment I I don't have any the matron said monsters do don't deserve any Naruto said crying a little ER immediately rushed to his side to comfort him what the hell I wasn't told about any of this crap is that by my father he's holding a rogue demon at Bay and being given hell for it what to do she thought and Naruto gave a sniff as he weily returned the hug he was receiving and he spoke very very softly so softer it as close as she was could barely hear him even with enhanced senses I wish she was my mommy a huge glow erupted from both of them and er felt the child in her arms change at the most fundamental level Divine Essence poured into him the Rogue demon was converted into a demon part and his Humanity was turned to a third third God third demon third human wow that's inkin to hybrid W what happened Nudo asked pulling away from her and staring at his new outfit he was wearing dark blue hakama with red strapped Gada and a simple dark reddish brown vest with two black bracers on each arm CM down kiddo as I already told you I'm a goddess wght her asked asked and Naruto nodded well you started crying before I could tell you that I was sent to Grant you a wish and I heard you mutter that you wished I was your mother so now I am son she said nervously and nuto stared at her for a moment then tackled her into a hug well heun's an affectionate Little Wonder this could prove to be fun plus his markings are damn cute she thought remembering what she had seen for only a moment Naruto had nine markings three on each cheek and three on the forehead six of them sloping lines and the other three reminded her of her sister in caoi Possessed nuto for the shape then three long Bandy style marks on the forehead a red one with a green one above it and a blue line below on each cheek on his forehead the blue was to the left followed by the red and green they just stayed there for a while ER was using her empathy abilities to learn about her new son and nuto was washing away his pain and insecurities they were interrupted after a bit by a knocking at the door ER sighed and stood up carrying nuto with her she opened the door to the apartment and frowned at the Young chuin with silver hair and his forehead protector as part of his toque The Honorable Council calls you ER nor to their meeting Chambers to discuss your adoption of the little freak Mizuki said eyeing ER up and down and fully appreciating her fashion sense whatever lead the way kid ER said and smiled as Naruto stuck his tongue out at Mizuki he led the way jumping off with Force when they left the apartment building and was shocked when er was right behind him the whole time she walked into the council room with nuto now riding piggyback was watching an interest and drawing many odd looks with the marks on his face is norn you are here to answer questions as to a chubby man began he was balding with a few gray hairs and he held an expression of constant scorn on his face is anything out of place in the papers ER asked her violet eyes boring into the man it isn't that so much as the paperwork should not exist in the first place the man said and er raised an eyebrow so let me get this straight my adoption of him is perfectly legal with everything properly filled out and you have an issue with this her asked putting the man on the spot yes because no one can recall ever giving you the papers to fill out in question the man said smugly and how could you know that if the papers were discovered only recently then it would have been impossible to do a full investigation and if a legal form is properly filled out and filed then unless it is outright ridicules are contradicted by either local law or another document it is perfectly legal bird countered and serat toi who had been softly smiling smiled even wider he was really starting to like the spunky but viciously smart women she had all the bases covered and everyone knew it but councilman gasha was stubborn at thing has no right to family gho shouted out and was met with a lightning bold courtesy of er don't insult him he's family now and above all else family is precious to me ER said as the man collapsed in a twitching Mass I didn't kill him but he won't be able to move for a while ER reassured the people in the room who were now watching her weily by their account such a powerful rate and Affinity was unheard of zarat toi and the Shinobi Clan heads were intrigued while the civilians for the most part were terrified danzo was seething that the caoi brat now had such a powerful protector Naro was grinning cheekily at them realizing just how good things were getting Jerry Hino cleared her throat to try and get things rolling again she personally had nothing against nuto having lost nothing during the caoi attack but she was easily Swept Away by the overwhelming hatred directed towards the kid Lord Cobi I believe this was one of the preset circumstances towards certain information about Naruto being released is it not she asked and the Hokage nodded reluctantly Naruto ER what I'm about to tell you is sensitive information but you are both now in a position to be in the no nuto you are the living prison of the caoi no kitsun that is the reason why many people look towards you with hatred you are also the only child of the fourth Hokage and as such you will now inherit the clan estate and Fortune the two other circumstances for this to occur were when you reached 18 years of age or the rank of Chuan serat toi explained and Naruto suddenly looked fearful oh and they doubted that being a goddess capable of lying would be useful she thought snorting internally Naruto stared at her in Wonder but it caught on to the LIE almost right away thanks mom he said nuzzling her neck a little to go with the ACT what the cunning little guy he's on to me and playing along like a pro it's going to be fun hanging out with him ER thought smiling at the closeness well that is unexpected however I've never heard of any Clan so proficient with the ceiling arts or anyone possession such a powerful lightning Affinity Shikara said his voice echoing in the incredible silence mind explaining how such abilities could remain secret for so long my family keeps to themselves but the little Ty needs me so here I am we also migrate whenever someone new is brought into the fold then only stay in small groups herd explained and nuto looked at her hopefully does that mean I've got aunts and uncles coming to see us Naruto asked and her laughed yay they'll most likely start showing up in a couple days that's about the same time I gave my little sister after she moved in with her boyfriend well they're married now and have a kid but that's not the point herd explained and there were a few Chuckles well now that all relevant information is on the table I'd like to adjourn this meeting and speak to you and nuto in private Miss norn serat toi said and with that people began leaving the room talking among themselves ERD Shrugged and began following the old man and when he was certain they were alone he chuckled I must admit nuto I got the shock of my life when I realized that it was the eldest of the three norn sisters who adopted you a goddess of the pastor and self-style goddess of love and romance serat toi asked his eyes twinkling as he filled his pipe H how did you know that ER asked shocked they don't call me professor sand aim for nothing serat toi said using a spark of chakra to light his pipe he took a pull and gave er a sidelong glaze as they walked into his office they walked in and nuto and er both took a seat as serat toi locked the door and activated a privacy Jutsu what I would like to know is just how in hell did you managed to get the daughter of both the devil and Kami Sama to adopt you I know you can pull some impressive Feats when pressured but this takes the tobacco sarobi said slumping down into his chair well as you know old man her said and sirat toi snorted at that I work for the most part directly for my father and am merely on good terms with my mother I received an assignment that was a little confusing but it was to basically Grant a 5-year-old a single wish he wished for a mother ER explained leveling a bit of a glare at him what I would want to know is why you let a little kid get into such a position aren't you this Village's leader she demanded and Cobi squirmed a little I can only lead them if they will follow and when it came to Naruto few followed me I may be the most powerful Shinobi here but I'm old I should have retired decades ago to be with my family but my successor died and there was no one else worthy of the position furthermore in the chaos around my successor's death the civilian half of the council wrote many laws and regulations that carried over legally stripping me of much of my power serat toi said with a sigh well greedy Mortals aside I'd like to check out the place me and him will be living mind handing over the keys and maybe a set of directions ER asked and Cobi fished a heavy looking key ring out of his desk I'll take any excuse to get away from the paperwork so so I'll walk you there myself and show you the more important places around the village serat toi said hauling himself out of the chair and guiding them out of the office sounds good lead the way old man ER said says the women thousands of years my senior serat toi said and got a slight Bop on the head which knocked off his hat for his remark a couple hours later and this place is almost exactly like the old Temple my sister lived in with her boyfriend ER commented when the tour was completed I didn't figure this place was that old serat toi said and er laughed softly anyways Gramps I'm sure the paperwork is touching the ceiling in at least two piles that and I need to start tutoring the brat on how to use his powers ER said then there was a huge surge of energy just outside the small mansion oh crap mom ERD said and she rushed outside with a nearly panicking Hokage and her newly adopted son hot on her heels they got outside and saw a twister of purple electricity pulsing and giving out bursts of massive energy scaring the crap out of everyone capable of sensing chakra within a 10 m radius even the civilians could feel it making their hair stand on end as a deep sense of for boing descended over koha and then out of it stepped a deeply tanned women with Snow White hair and a red gown similar too but even more elegant than hers she also had large bracelets and anklets on with a ton of ear piercings and an ornate headdress bir Chan H squealed like a school girl giving her daughter the mother of all hugs pun not intended is it true did you really make me a grandmother she asked absolutely giddy yes he's the blonde right behind me ER said in a bit of of a shock that she figured it out so bloody quickly oh you're so cute Hil squeed Gathering nuto up in a hug of the same Epic Proportions as the one she gave her demon what is a monster like you doing in our village a one-armed and heavily bandaged man demanded glaring at H with his one visible eye visiting my daughter and newly adopted grandson what's it look like H answered cheekily utterly unafraid of the rapidly growing ninja force behind the man all of them reading weapons now Shu little human I don't have time to waste on a one arm worm with an overblown sense of entitlement H said then she turned back to Naruto oh these whisker marks are so adorable you'll be a knockout with the girls I know it she gushed and everyone but danzo and Rudy the laughter sweat dropped > fill that vile witch danzo shouted and the rote members didn't listen as Sarat toi ordered them to stop Hy turned smirking and laughed daintily just as the entire force was about to strike all at once she snapped her fingers and black Hellfire rose up around each one burning them to Ash before they could even scream mom wasn't that a little overboard herd asked and H Shrugged mess with the best ey like the rest or something like that I don't keep up with the trendy saying of the day H said shrugging and a great deal of people were staring at her in shock AEM lady Hil we could speak inside while you dot on Nudo perhaps we could arrange a few things serat toi offered as he led the way into the mansion and gave orders to the ambo still loyal to him to not let anyone inside well that's going to give me a Mountain's worth of paperwork to deal with now oh queen of Hell couldn't you have simply hypnotized them or something Sarat Toby asked and H giggled as she ran her fingers through nutk hair she had taken a fast Laing to doing that as it felt smooth and soft sorry I held back as much as I could Sarah Chan but I'm one of the most powerful beings in existence you know H said causing the old man to blush and cover his head with his hat ER looked from her mother to Cobi with wide eyes you didn't she said oh yes we did H said giggling we did not tempting as that may be I am simply an acquaintance of your mother serat toi protested his eyes narrowing I'd say we're far more than acquaintances especially since we just need memories to know all about each other hanging like an Apison Hil said blushing a little herself Naro just blinked and decided to stay quiet knowing that everything was shooting about a mile over his head and if his new mom for all her playfulness was sputtering and shocked he didn't stand a snowballs chance in hell one game of poker does not make lovers H Sarat toi snapped and H's eye twinkled well it helps if it's strip poker and boy were you something to behold in the buck 30 years ago although I must admit you took my gown rather quickly in that game H said teasingly causing Cobi to bleed out the nose a little in memory oh I need some sake ER said then noticed that Cobi had pulled a flask out of his hat and took a swig of the obviously potent mix please she said and he tossed it to her and she took a Gulp and breathed out a flash of fire with a cry of pain damn that's some tough stuff herd exclaimed tossing the flask back my own personal Brew serat toi said with a r grin before taking another Swig to calm himself anyways H I know how much you value family so we have to find a less alarming way for you to come and go from koha perhaps a Gateway forged of demon magic and fuinjutsu one that will let you simply enter as if walking through a doorway that way no one will bother you or me about your presence here sirat toi offered well hanging like an ape if you can whip up a couple quick seals I can do the rest I'd hate to bother such an old crusty man she said and got one hell of a glare from him which she giggled under and waved off finally after boring holes in the walls behind Hil he took out a couple pieces of paper a brush and some ink and quickly made a couple seals oh someone suspected this was coming still the clever monkey you were as a flexible spry and good-looking in oil with the light mom enough I think he gets it and could you please avoid scarring nuto for lier practically screamed causing Hy to go into a giggle fit and nuto to finally Escape her Embrace she was nice but there had to be an upwards limit to it look it's about 8 so I'll put Naruto to bed then we can argue about risque topics bird said quickly using a sleep spell on Naruto he was out instantly 214 chapter two I don't own nuto or oh my goddess and as for this story I will take advice for the kind of trouble and potential gods or demons but they have to be reasonable suggestions and I'm not doing any polls speech thoughts story Naruto's eyes cracked open to bird song and a beam of sunlight hitting him in the face he groaned and turned on his bed bar carrying his face in the fluffy pillow and throwing the blankets over his head then he stopped I can't be at my apartment I don't have a pillow or blankets he thought and he threw off the blanket and looked around what happened I feel weird wait that lady know my new Mommy I have a mommy I have a mommy he thought his expression going from pensive to worry to a slow but honest and beaming smile he heard a sizzling noise and he ran off at a rampant Pace dodging though half open doors and sliding on his knees down the hallways until he came into the kitchen there was her in an apron cooking some bacon and egg with toast since when did you learn how to cook her Chan did Bell teach you H asked from behind nuto scaring the crap out of him causing him to jump up with a shout of shock just to be caught by his grandmother for a morning cuddle do you're so cute Hile gushed as ER turned in shock and blushed you know with those kinds of skills I just might have more grandkids to spoil soon H gush to her's [ __ ] am Mom for crying out loud I'm not interested in that ER protested she knew it would always happen but she hated how her mom could instant put her off balance and make her feel like a naive school girl she'd have to really screw with someone's head later to get back to normal then before she realized it both she was on her butt out of the kitchen and an equally confused Naruto was blinking like an owl on her lap I do not remember moving from her arms to Here Naruto said a little stunned neither do I ER said then she slid the door to the side and they both peaked in and saw H using magic to cook she slowly and quietly slid it closed that's why she's cheating at cooking cheating Naruto inquired and nerd smiled relieved that his dual status as Divine and demonic put down an even 50 extra points on the IQ charts Divine and demonic kids were hard enough to deal with when they had natural urges to certain areas luckily they were smart enough to know when enough was enough and went to calm the hell down sometimes yay my sister says that cooking takes a light touch and love personally I don't get it ERD said half dead panning and Shrugged then she smirked want to learn some magic now that we've been given the boot she asked and his eyes lit up so brightly that she wished she had some sunglasses I'll take that as a yes she said and started explaining just what Mana was and how to use it with the easiest bit going chibby time skipped 10 minutes what you thought I'd explain the mechanics of magic and shrinking yourself to a chibby it's finished hiled announced as she walked out of the kitchen and nearly tripped over the mouse sized dir and nuto she stumbled and managed to put all the food on the table and she spun around and saw a chibby Naruto trying to shake awake the stunned and chibby proportioned but four foot taller ah mom you okay maybe we shoulder practiced magic away from the door Naruto mused as he tried to shake her to wake she hadn't taught him how to go back to normal yet H giggled a little at the sight before focusing some of her mana and in an instant her and nuto were back to normal not a good idea because now ER was still stunned and lying on top of him oh wake up arudo said giving ER An Almighty shove but with his size and strength it was barely enough to roll her over and wake her oh and that is why going chibby isn't smart sometimes herd muttered as she sat up damn I forgot to take a picture H said snapping her fingers in frustration then giggling at the half-hearted glare from ER as Naro decided to sit on her for breakfast urge sighed and shook her head wondering what he was up to when he grabbed a pair of Chopsticks instead of a fork for the meal maybe he didn't know how to use one it wasn't that hard however she caught on when she was about to take a bite and nuto had swiped the food right off her fork with his Chopsticks sneaky little I'll have to remember to try that myself someday her said smiling was harmless and pretty cute if Hil Conjuring a camera and snapping a photo was anything to go by ER Shrugged and Naruto started whistling innocently and er was on the alert as she tried to get another bit of food and wound up in a bit of a fencing match to keep it with h taking snapshot after snapshot ha I win ER said with her fork in her mouth giving the camera a victory sign while nuto pouted a little then round three began one food fight later and the winner is er letun hear a round of applause for our champion H said dramatically inwardly laughing hard at the fact that she just refereed a food fight between her daughter and Grandson but let's not forget our runner up who put up such a valiant struggle she announced trying to be fair to the pouting boy not my fault I got full Naruto said and er snorted then ruffled his hair well it made things easier on us all squirt ER said gently anyways I have a near endless credit card and you and me need more than business clothes ER said gently business Naruto asked looking at his best and pointing to the fact that he was only wearing a white T-shirt under it well yay gods and demons are in the business of grief or relief and balance these outfits all three of us are wearing are the clothing that is official for our jobs I as the queen of Hell have to look the part you know H explained and Naruto nodded but still some shopping sounds wonderful it's been so long H started gushing until a scroll dropped out of nowhere in front of her in a blast of Brimstone smelling smoke she read it and frowned and it's going to be even longer I have duties to attend to sorry about this honey h leaning over to kiss ER on the cheek and Nudo on the forehead she was out the door pretty fast and er frowned at the dishes then Shrugged wek deal with those later for now shopping yay shopping what's shopping people talk about it but it sounds like a ninja technique girl say it makes them look different and guys say it hurts them what is it nuto asked all on one breath and er stared for a moment before laughing long and hard I'll show you and to most guys it only hurts if they have no sense of fun ER said when she calmed down n nodded then jumped on her back and scampered up onto her shoulders all right then let's go her cheered and they started out but she forgot to warn nuto to duck and he got his forehead smacked by a door frame oh crap you okay herd asked checking to see if a bruise would form mommy there's pretty stars everywhere Naruto lied but ER caught on right away nice try wise guy but I'm a pro at lying seriously though you almost got me herd said and Naruto laughed a bit I think I'll walk though and let you bash your head Naruto said rubbing his forehead had a little her giggled Pat chance so that she said and walked off at a slow pace with nuto and toe fully ready to show shop owners just what several thousand years does to your haggling ability about noon um Mommy I think you broke her Naruto said as they left a clothing outlet store with the receptionist crying bitterly at the massive loss of profit after ER was done with her she was practically paying her to take the clothes Naro was now in baggy gray cargos with a pair of Shinobi sandals and a tight black T-shirt with a kangi for trouble on the back simple but it fit him well ER had taken inspiration from a kenoi she had spotted window shopping and was in a togal likee wrap that was dark purple and blue and a pair of high healed Shinobi sandals it was strapless waren Bress and Mommy if you wear that too much you might kill someone Naruto said as the 29th man 32nd person if you count the women got a fire hose class nose bleed and collapsed well enough said I know and that's what makes this so much fun OA is going to love hanging around here the guys are so shy and the girl is so bold ER said giggling come on let's eat out I'm feeling like Dango funny you don't look like Dango Naruto replied and er groaned oh come on Naruto that one's older than I am she said holy crow that's old Naruto exclaimed and ERD swatted at him playfully which he dodged grinning all right I had that coming ER said shaking her head and then grinned as a guy who vaguely resembled a scarecrow with almost all of his face covered walked into a street light staring at er Bashi if I was too vague they managed to find a NIC looking place place that served the stuff and they sat down to eat although only ER sat down on an actual seat as nuto wanted to get into another food fight and was in her lap again you realize that with no ref we can't have a match ER said grinning oh man hey purple had won a referee a food fight Naruto shouted out to a scantily clad kenoi nearby and everyone stared as ER quickly covered Naruto's mouth and started laughing at the Ross bunk IAH I'm so sorry he he's got more guts than brains at this age bah ER said around her laughter she had guessed it on the dot yesterday this kid was fun with a capital Fu to people he either didn't like or no the laughter died and er was on guard as the women picked up her food and joined her at the table no sweating it sister I likes a guy with Moxy even if he's a brat anko announced names anko mitashi J and sexy beast don't know how I'm still single with M girls here anko said jiggling her chest a little ER snorted bird eldest of the three norn sisters newly adopted mother dropped dead gorgeous and a demon with the curv of a goddess ER said and then nudged Naruto who had been listening and figured he knew how this was going nuto y aaki newly adopted handsome devil and on the market Naruto said grinning foxily and anko shot some sweet bean soup out of her nose and fell off her chair howling with laughter as ER nearly joined her on the floor laughing just as hard Ugo kiddo assuma called out chuckling having nearly bust a gut when he heard a freaking 5-year-old flirt with the infamous nck Mistress of koha the whole Diner had in one way or another hurt themselves laughing with the the kid who just laughed with everyone else nearly falling off her as he did oh oh commi where did you find this kid if only half the guys around here were as bousy as that anko said still chuckling a few minutes later let's just say it's all his doing and leave it at that ERD said mysteriously and anko smirked all right I get it hey kid if you're still on the market in 10 or so years and I am too look me up I'm sure you'll be a knockout anko said the fft like someone like you'll be on the market that long Naruto said and anko blushed oh cute and bold rare mix for a twerp she said ruffling his hair what is it with women and rubbing my hair Naruto said messing his hair up again as anko laughed she turned and saw a wallmounted clock and swore badly causing nuto to Blink hey Mommy what does mean he asked and er just gave anko a glare causing her to blush and sweat um oops look sorry about that I got to go my shift starts in 10 minutes so I got to run youro waiter put all this on my tab anko shouted and the guy nodded just in time to see anko vanish in a swirl of leaves hey Nudo y momy don't say that word again all right it's just not a good one okay I mean there are just so many other ways to insult someone and doing it in just one word would make you look stupid if you really want to get under someone's skin you got to know them and the bad words are the idiots way out ER said and Naruto nodded causing a lot of people nearby to sweat drop at these Pearls of Wisdom she was imparting ER just grinned at the look on their faces while taking another sip of sake it didn't take them long to to finish aerd found eating with two hands could totally mitigate nut's ability to snatch food from her and eat at the same time he pouted a little at being foiled but er only giggled and messed with his hair causing him to scowl and wonder just what is it with women in his hair oh what the matter don't like people messing with your hair ER asked teasingly feels weird Naro said sulking a little much to erk's Amusement well come on Tiny let stretch our legs a bit take in all the sights we are going to be here a while after all ER said as she led nuto out not knowing her ing if the food was paid for by anko 20 minutes later oh come on don't be shy you're too young to go into the men's side all by your Bitty herd said as she wrestled and now Ned Naruto towards through the change room men into the female half of the hot springs no no no no no no no Naruto said beat red as her picked him up and carried him into the hot water I shouldn't see this Naruto nearly shouted his eyes screwed shut and there was laughter at least he has a sense of decency already too bad my own Scamp doesn't have any T Su men yuzaka said laughing around as saucer of sake hun didn't know you were a prud nuto it's so cute herd exclaimed as her grip clamped down and left no room for escape she settled down comfortably and shifted the grip again so she could hold him one-handed but He Slipped Away by going chibby oh my God Cherry huno said adjusting her librarian glasses as her daughter swam towards the mini mail that's adorable tiaya Lord hiashi's wife said patting her pregnant stomach as the baby kicked a little and holding on to Hinata who was watching with sparkles in her eyes down girl Sue Ed Hana who was halfway to the tiny bobbing blonde who was now frantically swimming back to his mother realizing he made a big mistake going small nice try mini man but you kinda just sealed your own coffin ER said laughing a little as she plucked him out of the water and placed him on top of her head hey can I play with the dolly boy Sakura asked and ERD laughed no you can't play with him HEK very shy and more than a little nervous ER said smiling at the little girl oh oh no Mom how do I change back Naruto shouted and his voice barely carried over the water this caused a good bout of gently laughter from the adults and Fang girl-like squeals from the little girls all right kiddo I'll tell you but let this be a lesson to not rely on these things so much ER said as she picked him up and whispered to him 3 minutes later Naruto jumped out of her hands and surfaced full-sized again now what did we learn ER asked gently getting approving smiles from the nearby mothers that one ability can give me an ocean in the bathroom Naruto said and er dunked him underwater and he shot up nearby and SPL splashed her he was then splashed by the newly released tanata Sakura and Hana both tried to Splash each other getting almost everyone in the crossfire the quick and Full Throttle splashing contest was then underway with Tia ER cherry and Tsum slipping out of the line of fire so rumors are that your mother is so powerful that even Lord Hokage is afraid of her apparently danzo of rude is in the psy Ward mumbling about big breasts and black fire care to elaborate Tia said and er just grinned anyone with a grain of Sanity is afraid of my mother let's leave it at that and I'll leave you knowing that she's absolutely ecstatic about being a grandmother seriously I only ever saw her that happy when my half-sister Mara gave birth but she was also a little pissed at the circumstances behind it ER said shivering at a memory but circumstances tum ask knowing this was going to be juicy all I know is that it involved a 50-hour bar crawl a Warhammer a lack of condoms a gallon of Tapioca And about four cats and a dog all in heat N9 months later I was an ant her set and everyone over 12 sweat drops my goodness who's the father Cherry asked her glasses sliding down her nose a little Thor lot of muscle lot of stupid but a lot of heart and compassion luckily man's the strongest person I know with his arms thicker than my torso and he can swing around a two-ton Hammer like a toy big fiery beard smells like he just came out of the bar and AO so deep I swear I can barely hear it sometimes herd said and again a lot of sweat drops came down so how did the child turn out Tia asked oh little KNX her asked then snickered sorry bit of an inside joke he's great tries to balance out the best parts from both of his parents and I can tell you it's not easy he's tall but built like an acrobat with the most amazing hair damn lucky little punk ER mumbled crossly keep going Tsum said and er Shrugged basically he's a sarcastic wise ass that's always flipping right he calls every Bluff and more often than not gets himself up to his armpits in trouble ER snarled remembering more than a few times he screwed around with her and when I get my hands on him again i s where I'm going to back Hana play nice play nice Tsum interrupted rushing forwards to stop Hana who looked like she was about to deck Sakura never mind it's been nearly a decade since I've seen him he's trying to get out of his punishment for the last time he went uped me ER said and she cracked her Knuckles well it was nice to get to know you heard but I got to get this pup home before she hurt someone bring your brat over I have one of my own around his age Tsum said as she pulled Hana out of the water and marched her into the changing room ho mom can I learn any more magic going chibby is cool but I want to do more Naruto said excitedly you mean like magic eyes hanada asked and Naruto swam up to her you got magic eyes cool can I see them Naruto asked right in her face and she blushed a little and swam back and focused causing the veins around her eyes to bulge and her pupils to become slightly visible Byakugan hinat said and Naruto stared cool what do they do Naruto asked I can see all around me and through things I can also see someone's chakra she said goul can I test it nuto asked and Hinata nodded he dunked his hands into the water how many fingers am I holding up he asked and Hinata raised her hands and flipped him off with each one these ones Hinata said to the now stunned audience and Naruto nodded then ER burst out laughing all right Naruto when we get home you get a crash course and what to do and what not to ER said the pause being her laughing anyways it was nice hanging with you girls but I got to get him out of here before he corrupts your daughter daughters ER said snickering a little as she used a bit of her Mana to chibify Naruto and carried him into the change room come on Mini man let's go then minutes later how did you do that Naro demanded once more fully dressed but still chibby he was a little pissed come on Mom let me change back Naruto said getting more than a few stairs as ER walked through the crowds who wouldn't seeing a 3-in tall boy plead to the woman whose shoulder he was standing on forget that it was a foreigner and the caoi brat it was just a weird scene now now gurla has to have her Secrets near aan ER said teasingly and Naruto just stared at her no fair let me change back this isn't funny Naruto exclaimed and er laughed again but stopped when she saw a few familiar faces knocking at the front door of her new home chapter 3 I don't own either there a my goddess or Naruto but I have mixed them rather well and before we begin I'd like to open a poll as to an alternate version of this where a different one of the Nord sisters adopts Naruto pick your favorite or if you want someone outside of those three I want details on what that person is like speech thoughts story ER grinned and made hushing movements to the still miniaturized Naruto who raised an eyebrow and immediately plotted Revenge just as ER was sneaking up on the guests which included a tall brunette leaning on a slightly shorter blackhaired guy with a small brunette girl on his shoulders look out Mommy's trying to scare you Naruto called out oh ruin my fun why don't you her pouted well let me change back already Naruto shouted as bandi kiichi and their daughter mumi named after her dearly departed aunt that she resembled to a te spun around revealing their facial markings and Status we all nobl Andy's markings so I'll skip that thei had a green Clockwork gear in the center of his forehead and small loops with a solid Circle in each end think conveyor belt on each cheek the little girl had a green and blue Helix on her forehead and each cheek ah sister it is true congratulations Bandy said hugging ER and giving nuto a gentle kiss on the forehead even though it was the size of his forehead and welcome to the little one Bandy said kindly I wouldn't be so little if she'd let me change back nuto grumbled a bit and Bandy gave her a reproachful look oh fine ruin my fun again ER said as she set Naruto on the ground and he flashed back to his normal size which was still barely up to erk's waist way to use your aunt to guilt me what next calling in favors from your grandma ER asked and nuto chuckled a bit as kiichi smirked wow he's been yours for less than 48 hours and he's already causing trouble kii said shaking his head a little and er snorted at this it's not me it's his Natural Instincts he's been doing it all on his lome and it's absolutely hilarious he actually flirted with a woman three times his age like an old Pro ER said bragging as kiichi looked towards nuto his eyes wide and eyebrows raised hey Auntie been a while mumi cherk cheerfully there wasn't a devious bone in her body and so much like her mother ER would swear they breathed and sink hello to you to mumi but what did I tell you about calling me auntie ERD asked and mumi stuck her index finger in her mouth thinking deeply Amo yay it makes you feel old mumi said beaming and er's side and face palmed ER what am I going to do with you ER asked metaphorically not expecting an answer spoil me rotten like always mumi chirped and chuckling gently kaii tried to shush her but it was out sorry kiddo I got my own to spoil now I don't have to borrow you now her said and mumi kicked the walkway oh Poo she said then covered her mouth and blushed like a girl caught swearing Naruto r Ed an eyebrow at this Having learned a much more interesting word from anko earlier so I guess we cousins now Naro asked mumi whose eyes lit up then glomped him I swear I'm tasting sugar as she touches me Naruto thought remembering the time he swiped a few sugar packets when he was younger and after fueling up proceeded to be a living pinball in koha apparently two U retired that day due to stress they wanted to be in something more Humane like the torture division yay cousins oh sorry mumi said backing up and giving him space and the winner of The Little Miss Saint award is mumi Morado ER thought grinning remembering little mum's namesake as well Ernest sweetness was in her blood to the point that she'd put money on a mosquito getting hyper off the little girl's blood hey we might be staying for a little while can you show me around I don't know much myself so let's go exploring Naruto said excitedly and mumi cheered and so began a rampant race through the complex until they came to a locked door hey can you magic the lock open Naruto asked mumi who nodded and a glowing hand later they opened the door oh crap look get out kids I'm trying to hide here a boy nut's age with shiny copper hair said as he tried to frantically push them out but together they were too strong for him wait cousin Knox what happened to you why are you so small mumi asked hugging him her eyes bright he had two sweeping markings one red and one blue on his forehead and a lightning bolt on each cheek going down the left one red the right one blue chaos magic if it works it really works if not well it comes back and bites you knock said shrugging showing cynicism that should never come from a 5-year-old he was in baggy tan cargos with a short sleeve black dress shirt undone with nothing underneath showing his 5-year-old sixpack hey Naruto mumi find anything you ER said slowly going from kind to royally ticked off her Aura turning dark red and her eyes glowing as an invisible wind shooky clothing and hair oh new knock said backing up nervously I thought I'd at least have time to anti-magic the lock first f fuu it looks like little noxius is having some little problems what's wrong chaos bite you herd asked in a sickly sweet voice as Naruto and mumi decided to get way out of the line of fire by getting behind her so what was it when you slipped a gender flipping potion into my sake 10 years ago Oh yay it was funny well let's see something else funny little boy ER said as she grabbed a vial out of thin air with a fizzing blue liquid inside then in a Flash she had the cork popped and knocks in a headlock with a vial in his mouth and his nose pinched a few moments of struggling later the liquid disappeared down the thick violin into KNX before it was taken out and his body shifted it wasn't much of a change but his muscle tone disappeared and his face became softer AK ER this is low you had the power to change back I don't right now this is Lok said my muscles he moaned sinking to his knees oh looks like I have two nieces now ER said smiling devilishly oh don't worry you'll be able to regain your true form when your magic stabilizes again that will take what a decade maybe a decade and a half her asked evily consider this payment for running from your punishment for so long you have to own up to your responsibilities she said and knock sneezed oh sorry I'm allergic to [ __ ] try living with your preaching Miss part-time love goddess who can't stand when her mother plays Matchmaker or even hints at it Knox retorted causing ER to blush then scowl that's it I'm calling your parents little lady she said and turned to walk out what you can't be serious the things they'll do to me kn said grabbing on to her left ankle as she walked and getting dragged please I'm sorry don't call them for your father sake please new all right I'll make sure your grandmother keeps them off you ER said sweetly and KNX was so shocked he pardoned she let go of er's leg oh [ __ ] I'm screwed no ER don't please for your father's sake don't Knox yelled chazzing after ER who had pulled out his cell phone hey Mara yay it's her and you wouldn't believe who I found trying to hide in midgard yet it's him actually some chaos magic apparently got him hard and he's pushing five again oh that voice it's him that's because I've gotten him back for that incident 10 years ago by doing the exact same thing oh no you see her magic is still destabilized so you've got a daughter for maybe a good decade oh you'll be right over be sure to tell mother she'll be thrilled ER said over the phone what was that oh yes of course I'm going to tell Thor right see you soon ER said then started redialing I'm going to kill you knock screamed and threw him damned herself onto er's leg and bit down he damn she had lost almost all of her Magic by being turned into a kid again ARG get this brat off of me ER screamed as she started running and a blast of lightning rumbled in the sky as a 9ot tall built like a brick [ __ ] house man with a wild fiery beard and head of hair with a hammer as big as he has dropped onto the lawn in time to see ER bolt out of the house with nox's fangs in her ankle ER I heard you scream over the phone what happened who's the Thor ask dislodging KNX from her ankle then getting a good look at the markings and hair color I have tar remember the last thing I drank and get some more of it he said calmly setting KNX down no dad you're not drunk nox said brushing herself off and did I forget to put on me gloves while grabbing johler th asked referring to the fact that without special protective gloves his hammer would blast anyone who touched it with lightning no you are completely sober and not hallucinating in any way shape or form noock said staring his her damned farther down despite the near 6 feet in height difference you've been toying with high chaos magic again haven't you Thor asked and Knox reluctantly nodded and why did he bite your ant that would be because heun's a she now ER said grinning maliciously Thor stood up and stared at her so you turned the heartbreaker Brad into a heart drop girl sweet Mara said coming through the hell portal Ah hell no KNX exclaimed and tried to make a beline for the exit but was very very easily caught by her mother but I did want a daughter Mara remarked well excuse me for not choosing the right gender 800 years ago knock spat but went pale when his grandmother stepped through the portal oh noo now this is just too much H exclaimed crouching a little to be eye to eye with Knox in her new form there was a Sil for all of two seconds until q h squealed gabbing knock into a Bone Crusher hug oh I can't wait to braid this hair oh maybe you'll start to identify with girls and start talking about cute boys H gush just as nuto mumi Bandy and kiichi walked in you're kidding me KNX what happened kiichi asked a deadpanned expression on his face aaos magic backlash and antier do the math knock said and kiichi raised an eyebrow and just gave her a look what oh come on man he deserved it oh my well Knox if it is any form of compensation you are quite fetching as a young girl but you might want to button up your shirt Bandy said crouching down to be eye level with the cuddled child oh my ER what happened to your ankle the little monster bitted ER said as she used a small amount of man to painlessly heal her leg Bandy gave KNX a look and he she blushed damnn it does she have to be such a freaking Saint Knox internally swore so you're a girl now Naruto asked and KNX nodded with regret and and nuto burst out laughing just to get socked in the jaw hey you're not a real girl I can still hit you well put your money where your mouth is short stuff knock said throwing her arms out daring him to take a shot he took it straight to the face and a mini brawl began that then became a literal mini brawl as both of them shrunk down and kept going at it at 3 in tall until mumi picked both of them up and held them apart you shouldn't fight it's bad mumi said and Knox gave her an incredulous look I'm half demon I'm supposed to be bad KNX protested he then focused then gave a dead pan expression your mom taught you how to prevent Clos range Transformations didn't she noox asked and mumi nodded happily unhan she taught me 3 weeks ago mumi boasted as in Pride one of those seven deadly sins Knox asked and a look of absolute horror took over her face and started tearing up as Knox grinned no I didn't mean it I'm a good girl I have to be mumi said pure horror and grief being the only thing that could be read on her face am Knox mumi you are a good girl Knox was just being a jerk like he normally is kiichi said as Bandy plucked KNX and Naruto out of her grasp and handed both of them to their respective mothers eight words and you have a goddess in tears I'll take you out for beer tonight oh R to Miner again I'm sorry Mara said screw you KNX shouted right into her ear Mara simply flicked him away and he caught himself by unfurling his wings the right one was black up till the joint then a pristine white with the left being a color swapped off opposite in that same instant he expanded to his normal size sorry my original image of Knox was a male jerk with a golden heart so I'm having a problem making him a her not funny mom she shouted crossly ah don't complain lass I won't force you to ask her her niame I'm sure that the we ninja here would be all too happy to have a lass like you among them Thor said hefting johler one-handed I've heard that the ninjas can learn advanced healing techniques without the use of magic Bandy noted really wow mum exclaimed ninja hun ER asked grinning down to Naruto who looked up and matched the same evil smirk unbelievable I'm here all of half an hour and I'm drafted into the local freaking militia knock said and Thor held her up and gave her an even stare in the eye there either being a ninja here or I'm taking you back to Asgard and basted as been yelling for your blood Thor said and Knox inched her head a little closer as if searching for a bluff th the father you're serious knock said wide-eyed wek also have to get you a new wardrobe too Mar amused oh yes such an outfit is Unbecoming of a young woman Bandy said what is this pick on the Demi demon day Knox demanded well seeing as I'm fine I'd say no herd replied and got a glare with literal demon eyes boring into her I guess Thor and I will be watching nuto then kichi asked the girls afternoon out H suggested oh someone just kill me knock said as Mara forced her to Chai form hold the fort for us boys ER said walking off with swing hips as Bandy and kiichi gave each other light kiss and Thor picked up nuto to stop him from running off say lad is there any good places to eat here Thor asked nuto who grinned chapter four I don't own nuto or ah Mami Sama I think I've finally settled on the humor here it's about how totally utterly and irretrievably more powerful and informed The Immortals are and how they use it to Coast through everything and make complete and total idiots out of everyone they don't like speech thoughts story I hate you all and all that you stand for knock said pure Venom and her voice as she was being hounded into a change room that ER had gleefully put an outfit that she and mumi had picked out even me mumi asked especially you noock said with pure Venom and grinned when she watched her tear up but was smacked in the side of the head by her be nice to your cousin she told him glaring at her as Mara giggled with h the Bop on the head was distraction enough to have her shoved into the change room now you're not getting out until you put that on ER said his nose started pounding on the door it actually shook a little there was a silence for a little all right it's on knock said turly though the door nice try wise guy but I've been listening you haven't changed at all you're not getting out until I see you in a ni hat tight shorts short skirt stockings shoes and a sweater all pink ER said smugly I'm going to hurt you in ways and places you can't even imagine knock swore Darkly and the sound of rustling clothes was heard it's done she said and her opened the door and several camera flashes went off from HS and Mara's Direction knock scowled Darkly and tried to slam the door but ERD blocked it see mumi I told you all pink would be a good look ER said as mumi ran up knock and started admiring the outfit oh it's so cute I want one too mommy can I have one please mumi asked Bandy who nodded gently if this is bought it's getting burned the moment the transaction is complete knock swore glaring at them Hine but we are walking out of here with at least a week's worth of girls clothing herd said and they glared at each other fine but I get to say what clothes I get knock said her eyes glowing red all right all right but one of us has to approve ER said and knock slammed the door and quickly changed Back 2 hours later you do realize that I will be carving this out of your hides knock said Darkly leaving the store she was in a tight black t-shirt and shorts with a blue skirt and green vest and had a pair of Shinobi sandals ER had used magic to adhere the pink niik hat to her head even mine mumi asked innocently yes knock said with pure poison in his voice and mumi recoiled in fear and Knox was swatted Again by Mara this time if you're going to snap at least bring her to tears Mara reprimanded and KNX swatted at her hand I am 843 years old I do not need a lesson in manners knock said dryly glaring up at her mother you are 3T tall have no sexual drive and your magical powers are nearly gone you are a child in need of guidance H said back that and you're so pincha cute she exclaimed grabbing the side of knox's cheek brma knock it off compared to you most gods are toddlers KNX shouted at her and a twitch appeared above H's eyes oh crap KNX said and tried to make break for it but H had her instantly and was spanking the little girl hard enough to make her scream you do not ever mention a lady's age it looks like I'll have to teach you all your manners all over again Hil said each word accompanying an echoing spank and little brat used her magic to knock herself out H noted with a frown well that's one way out of the pain but she didn't really think as to what we could do to her in her sleep Mara noted and Bandy gave her reproving look that she brushed off now I say we mind screw her so that she becomes a girl among girls without even knowing it Mara said and suddenly knock's arm lashed out and grabbed a passing Ninja's giant shuriken and was sucked into it little brat was faking it Mara swore but H laughed don't worry she's in koha where else can she go she's made too many enemies in both Asgard and niflheim to be truly safe anywhere else besides I can always do this H explained and her arm shot forwards and disappeared and she pulled it back with snap and had KNX by her vest crap KNX said now let's get you settled into that room you were so dead set at staying a not too long ago and we'll be done ER said by the way this cute little number is now your work clothes KNX I reset it for you it isn't proper for a girl to go around with a be chest after all H said and knock swore so badly that mumi fainted She was swatted by Bandy this time as they walked through the archways I still can't believe you had that much I mean good grief kid you're worse than your mother with sake kiichi said and a small motherboard from a computer he had left on the front step flashed and he reappeared with nuto in toe so where's the o Mara asked some business and Asgard only came down because he heard ER scream over the phone when KNX bitter kiichi said and nox got swatted by ER again knock it off KNX shouted at her and when er tried to swat her again bit the hand Hard Die you freaking brat ER screamed whipping her hand away taking knocks with it and he was launched into the air and slammed into Naruto damn did I miss my magic Knox muttered getting upow I'm stuck here and like this number Dollar anding brilliant Knox swar and Naruto chuckled oh shut up make me oh Naro said and got socked in the face the brawl from earlier resumed except this time KNX shrunk to avoid a high kick and went back to normal size to give a vicious uppercut no fair you cheated Naruto exclaimed demon knock said grinning viciously showing off her fangs anyways why don't we all just settle in and then bring the children to the shinob Academy tomorrow a good night sleep and a filling breakfast will put us all in better moods Bandy said in her typical friendly Manner and a general agreement was had what the hell do you mean we have to sleep together it's only 10 anyways Knox Was Heard shouting hours later there was a surge of power for Mara and her protests were cut short the rest of the night went smoothly and quietly I can't believe you Knox don't you have any manners at all kichi asked around the breakfast table and Knox gave a huge and abrasive burp nope none KNX said grinning at the looks of exasperation 1 hour later they were in class and a teacher a young woman with lines of gray in her brown hair and a thin figure was taking attendance mumi earned a smile for her sweet mannerisms KNX shalk Up's side to head for napping and nuto a shout because he wouldn't calm the hell down the class seemed normal and was more of a huge history lesson than ninja training the lunch bell rang not to long later hun W yay I did it what you going to do about it Knox muttered sleepily before Naruto smacked her in the head and got the retal atory punch straight in the gut come on cgir lunch time Naruto said and knock stood up muttering come on mother made the lunches they're going to be divine mumi said and chuckled a bit at the joke Naruto smirked and KNX groaned well du your mother's basically a Divine maid who can't get her head around the slightest dark concept a slug is better rounded than her Knox muttered but mumi caught it and started to cry why do you have to be such a jerk Knox Naruto spattered her demon it's in the job description Knox replied your half goddess to you prick would it kill you to show some of your father and Yaro sna back yes do you know how hard it is to balance two sides you mother had to give Grandma the cold shoulder for thousands upon thousands of years before she learned the trick of it if you don't do it right the energies inside you will rip you to shreds so the mind is either in Demon or God mode it takes a lot to balance them right mumi is fully on her goddess side despite the similarities between spirits and gods I mostly in my demon half but I am working at it you you have a third portion which will let you jump back and forth no problem so don't in criticize me noock snarled into nark face and he blanched D just how powerful are we he asked with a halting breath any one of our parents could make her break this world like that knock said snapping her fingers these powers are tied into our souls and emotions we need to control them or they will control us I don't have much control of my Divine Powers so if I use them too much or act like a God too much then it takes me over and dominates me I do not want that to happen she said through gritted teeth and Naruto took a step back so it's not that you want to be mean but you have to be Naruto asked and knock snorted hardly it's just that there are a lot of people that still won't let me forget the last time I was nice knock said bitterly a haunting purring noise in the back of his head to put it in other words it's like getting drunk one way or another you have to pick your poison it's the same with all immortals we still people and the pull of our power to One Direction or another is massive their mother's been helping me come to grips with pops blood but it's only been the last 20 years I could even acknowledge Him as my pops without losing myself noock said so yay I'm an [ __ ] and proud of it does everyone have this problem Naruto asked and mumi shook her head no there aren't very many hybrids I only know of four and that's you me noxus and your mom all of us but you are half breeds so we don't have a third blood buffering us anyways we better go I think the teacher might start to listen in soon and that would be bad mumi said and knock neared as her way of nodding to this logic as she followed them both out so where are we eating Naruto asked and raised an eyebrow as a small gaggle of students rushed up to them hey you're the guy who turned little can you do it again a voice asked it was identified as sakuras in the group suddenly KNX disappeared me lunch will be bigger if I'm small now beat it she muttered then shouted the last bit with so much force that a few of them fell backwards intimidated by the tone they ran off that was fun noock said regaining her normal size and stretching then got punched in the head by Naruto you didn't have to scare them for crying out loud what's wrong with you he demanded and was glared at straight to the Eyes by KNX deman nox shouted in his face pointing to her markings you freaking stupid mut get it through your head I'm a bad guy I'm a monster a villain I'm evil KNX snarled into his face and his eyes widened SNR k p fft t that's a good one you're not evil a jackier but not evil narut replied straight to her face and KNX flicked him in the nose then went off alone what's wrong with her Naruto asked not really expecting an answer something really really bad happened so bad that even though it was 200 years ago she's still hurting bad mumi said with her heart in her eyes what Naruto asked curious not my place to say I don't really know everything myself only that she tried being good and got hurt very very badly and hurt someone else in such a way that if she ever sees her again she might try to kill her mumi said and nark eyes were wide so why hassle her so much if she's hurting why add to it Naro asked as they found a spot under a tree a little pain can be used to ignore a big one with all of last night's craziness being turned into a 5-year-old then a girl then the clothes then sleeping with her mom she was actually able to sleep for the first time in 200 years mumi explained and nuto dropped the piece of sushi he had picked up with his Chopsticks what can be that bad what can possibly hurt a demon that bad nuto asked and mumi Shrugged I don't know no one talks about it everyone just gets really sad or really angry and no one says anything all I know is that something happened between Knox and Bast and now she wants to hurt him and he's too sad to stop her mumi exclaimed just shut up you to I could hurt you two very badly for talking about this and not even Kami would find fault in it knock said leaning around the tree but what is it what could be so bad Naruto asked too curious for his own good and got punched in the face hard hard enough to knock him out he came back to about 10 minutes later now you see how much Knox is hurting mumi asked I see how much of a she is Naruto replied rubbing his jaw where she belted him how much of lunchtime is left about 20 minutes then the class separates between boys and girls mumi said look nuto some things just aren't talked about what happened between KNX and Bast is one of them mumi said and the rest of lunch was eaten in silence until about 5 minutes before the Bell I am not fat a boy bellowed right you're just three feet too short KNX shouted back I'm big boned choji bellowed back as nuto and mumi arrived on the scene bises are big boned whales are big boned seeing as you are not an aquatic mammal you are F fat Knox shouted back braah Joi bellowed as warre and tried to smash KNX only to be held back by the hand of the dainty looking girl look chunky if you fly off the handle with a single insult then you're going to get yourself gutted like a pig this is your back Co Real Worlds knock and knocks and toned in a dangerous tone what Choi snarled glaring daggers at her and kicking up the ground as he tried to push back the girl who was Now using two fingers on his collar bone to hold him at Bay pathetic knock said stepping to the side and letting Choi fall flat on his face and bite the sod look porker you need to develop a skin for insults a lot of Fighters will make fun of you to throw you off your game lose your temper lose the fight learn to keep a chunky knock said stepping on choi's back as she walked back toward the academy just in time for the Bell to ring what a pain you okay Choi Shikamaru asked looking over the boy who had only turned over and was thinking hard do I have a short temper is it really that bad Choi asked well Troublesome all someone has to do is say fat and shikim started I am not fat joji shouted see that's what she's saying you lose your temper too easily it's Troublesome but she's right anyone can get a rise out of you and make you do something stupid and I'd rather not have my best friend run blind into into a trap Shikamaru said in his typical lazy manner I'm not looking forward to being here if she is choji said me neither shikim replied chapter 5 if I keep repeating disclaimers I'll sound like a bloody pared speech thoughts hours 11 years came and went quickly for some and not quickly enough for others but let's take a quick peek at the more defining important or just laugh out loud funny moments the breakes will be notified and they are in no specific order it will also be answered a few questions after the breaks we will see the Gen and exams break Naruto was walking on his own in the AA distract when he came upon KNX with a pair of bag pipes of all things I'm afraid to ask but why the hell do you have bag pipes at 3: in the morning in the middle of a residential area he asked looking at her incredulously and she Shrugged having a little fun she said before she gave out a blaring wh out of the pipes fire fire she shouted getting the proper pitch and rhythm of an alarm fire fire she shouted still holding they're done she said as they heard a great deal of cursing as people rushed out of their homes looking for the Flames they'll be in a panic all night KNX said and Naruto raised an eyebrow pow as soon as they realize it was a gag they'll just go back to sleep Naruto said and Knox pulled out a flatten paper airplane and tossed it at a nearby wall where it blew up and fire spread down the streets covering nearby walls why oh relax they were going to demolish these buildings tomorrow anyways noock said and she walked up to a nearby Alleyway and touched a trash can can lid to disappear into the metal oh [ __ ] I got a bail Naruto swore and hean headlong and vanished Into the Fire break th Miss some Miss Knox I I got this for you rayu said as he handed KNX at Daisy and walked away running a nervous hand through his messy brown hair with a shell shock demon behind him as he walked out of the nearly empty classroom the remaining student staring wwh what the [ __ ] Knox asked holy crap Naruto said stunned oh dear mumi whispered blushing DOI was just plain staring and shikima was still asleep break Knox walked home and first thing she did when she got there was grab a butcher knife and start jazzing her I'm going to murder you for using that potion on me screw the dublet system you're dead Gorn she screamed chazzing down ER who had used a potion to put her on a date with rayu he had been a perfect gentleman but KNX still identified fully as a male and as such now out ear one homicide courtesy of a kitchen knife she was stopped by H who had a video of the whole thing at potion had turned Knox into a sweet gushy girl who had given him a kiss nox was currently seeing R and swearing in 20 different languages as Hil held her back one-handed and was giggling break is it just me or are we being followed Naruto asked after class well we are but I'm going to say you're delusional anyways KNX replied as they walked home oh goodness who's following us mumi asked a little scared but grief you twoo are thick it's your freaking fan clubs and stalkers knock said and got a sideways look of shock from both and fasam then sighed they have crushed on either one of you how sweet mumi said beaming and made to turn when knock stopped her and kept her going forwards along with a creeped out Naruto who needed no prompting it's not the cute way mumi it's the climb into your window and cut some of your hair for a shrine way Naruto said chills going down his spine they're surprisingly good at stealth okay I think for some Twisted masochist Dees and some of them are after me too Knox whispered briu and knocks in the car are they naked out damn it knocks Naruto began singing but got a kick in The Shins that would snap the bones of a human lightly bruis and Immortal now the plan is that we split up and use our mediums to teleport directly home mumi the parks coming up duck behind a tree and disappear Naruto hit the roofs use a minor Cate at low power and dive into it and I'll hit an Alleyway and use a garbage can or SE Grill ready Knox asked and both nodded Greg she shouted and all three of them bolted with Naruto jumping high and out of sight knocks dashing to the left and mumi running headlong into a park swinging around a tree and Vanishing into the bark Nudo flashed through a set of three-and signs and breathed a fireball the size of his head and dove into it Vanishing while Knox ran along the Aly and fell into the metal of a silwer grill nuto fell out of a sudden flare of fire at the Family Estate as mumi stepped out of a nearby tree panting a little and knock shot out of the iron grate fans why did it have to be fans mumi asked and knock snorted what I'm serious the thought of them thinking about me that much is creepy mumi said yay but your mother wouldn't think so your finally showing your father's side Naruto said and mumi blushed a little well it's just that well you know knowing someone like noox mumi started to explain and Naruto shot KNX a questioning look and she Shrugged I know that not everything is completely good mumi said and Knox nodded break mumi was being stared at and was getting nervous this was more than the gaggle of normal boys that kept asking her for dates she thought it was sweet but politely declined everything they offered her she was unnerved that Knox had taken to tying up her pursuers stripping them nak and dumping them in the middle of the market she lost her fan club rather quickly she was starting to get nervous during her lunch break and decided to eat at home instead so she calmly walked around a tree nearby that had a swing on it and vanished into the wood without witnesses to begin her tradition of eating at home break Dy Rio says they capture and rape him knock said to Naruto who gave her a sideways glance all three Immortal Academy students were watching a chase scene between sasu kacha and his fan club shirt and shorts get ripped off but he gets away Naruto replied grinning escapes and lives happily ever after mumi said and slowly knocks and Naruto turned to their left to look at her straight in the eyes what she asked and KNX groaned and shook her head you see Naruto fullon deities are pansies nox said and Naruto nodded but demons have no friends mumi protested I'd rather be alone than surrounded by people who I can't depend on when it gets to the wire Knox replied all right you've both made your points drop it now Naruto said playing the straight man again to to the bickering and distantly related cousins by the way Knox you owe me 50 Rio you to mumi nuto said calmly as a nearly naked last had dashed away below them son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] KNX swore passing nuto the money as mumi politely handed hers over with a smile break Knox opened the door because absolutely no one else was around and saw a woman a little shorter than he was with a cat's head staring at him hello Bast I see I'm having nightmares again Knox noted calmly knowing that is true 6'6 athletes for had been restored and only a single mark on his head was red to Herald his demonic nature the rest showed his father's influence and were crystal blue she was beautiful despite her feline features and was wearing an elegant toga with golden clasps she had heavy Egyptian influence in all of her features take you punishment for killing our child she screamed stabbing him through the stomach with a simitar it was a miscarriage I could not have killed our child anymore than you could he replied knowing full well it would not stop nor with the tears shut up I am a goddess of motherhood I can't have a miscarriage you killed her bass screamed tearing into him with her claws and knock still couldn't do anything as she pulled his body apart screaming and crying bitterly at the same time she woke up Breathing heavily she sat up with a groan and tears fell a little then her markings returned to their normal near total red as she threw away her grief and laid back down with the exception of a tiny sliver of blue on her left cheekbone as a tear rolled down and unnoticed having turned that touch of red to blue I don't get it I haven't had that dream since I moved here why tonight she she asked by help please don't tell me it's because Mom isn't here I became an adult when I hit 18 I can't be such a kid anymore although mumi is just as old as I am and never grew up she thought as she passed out rake Naruto mumi and KNX were all taking the scenic creu to school i. not teleporting When They Came Upon a dead body Knox Naruto shouted at her pay that's not my handiwork I don't leave the faces on Knox protested and Naruto stared what but grief hey isn't this one of the AA military police Naruto asked and mumi gasped while KNX Shrugged the atan was blindsided by a highlevel user of a ninjato who primarily used EO instead of Kendo style swordsmanship common to single blade slashing swords knock said comfortably and both nuto and mumi stared what now Knox asked how the hell did you know that Naruto asked I may not be in tune with my goody two shoes Gods side but that part of me is a God of War as such I can read battles including the aftermath at a glance this person was caught with his pants down by an overwhelmingly more powerful opponent who had him completely where he wanted him this was no fight this is Slaughter KNX said slowly staring at the corpse a fight shouldn't be like this this is just wrong she thought not realizing the tiny sliver of blue on her left lightning bolt marking wided ever so little but widen nonetheless let's just get out of here there's nothing we can do either way but piss on the corpse and out of all three of us only I want to and only nuto really can knock said getting a thrill out of the looks on their faces break um mumi what's that Naruto asked as she fiddled with an envelope she had found in her book bag oh um it's a letter mumi said blushing as she paced nervously from who Naro asked and she blushed deeper and mumbled something that no human could have caught but to Naruto it was loud and clear sasuka unbelievable one of the two girl is not interested in him and he wants her Naruto said in astonishment well probably because he knows that if he gave me that letter I'd pass it to one of his fan girls with a bit of modification and watch the fun no said grinning widely s mumi mind if I borrow that letter for a moment she asked and mumi took a step away from her killjoy noox pouted so you actually going to meet him or whatever he wants Naruto asked and mumi blushed and nodded break remind me why we're doing this again Naruto asked KNX as they stalked mumi and sasu Kad date one I'm curious two the blackmail potential is colossal three I'm going home nuto said getting ready to do a fire jut it's good stealth training and we're making sure she's okay knock said quickly getting nuto to stop molding energy and sigh H but if I catch you trying to blackmail her I'll tell your mother you've started to return ru's feelings without her sneaking things in your food Naruto threatened and nox's eyes went wide then narrowed thanks to urge she might as well have been going steady with the kid the just plain piss knock off and if you do that I'll tell yours and bu Andy that you've developed a crush on mumi knock said and they narrowed their eyes at each other and glared at one another for a minute and to L [ __ ] where did they go they gave us the slip knock swore damn it Naruto said and they both sighed and teleported home Naruto using a fire Jutsu and Knox jumping into an empty dumpster in the Ally below ah kids it's great the way they're getting along so well Mara said sniggering slightly as Bandy giggled a little at the thought of her daughter's first date and er was snickering at the spat between nuto and Knox all three of them had been spying on Knox and Naruto as well as mumi and sasuko is really bringing out the best both of them now we have a date to spy on herb said but sister we should respect their privacy if something happens I trust mumi to be responsible and come straight home if something happens she will tell me about it Bandy said effectively killing the stalking mood joykill letun just go home and Badger them about it later ER said and took off well I'm going to keep watching get some good material Mara said and she took off after mumi and Sask oh dear Bandy said so she placed a slight Shield over her daughter soara couldn't find her break all right Hades I'll see your 80 and raise you another 40 sirat toi said comfortably blowing out a cloud of smoke from his pipe the game was Texas hold Dam and Cobi was playing like an old Pro he had Hades to his right Lucifer Beyond him followed by Odin then finally raw it was the last hand and raw gave out a whistle crap I must fold raw said revealing a pair of twos and then taking a gulp of wine from a bottle Hades stroked his Ash white beard and OD and scratched the side of his jaw Lucifer looked uncomfortable and fidgeted a bit this human was devious there was a ten and Ace and a jack all Spades Lucifer had a horrible sneaking suspicion as to where the queen and king were I fold too Lucifer said sighing showing that he had a Jack and an ace don't need The Well of wisdom to tell me where this is going Odin said with a sigh showing a three and eight he heaved up a tankered a veil to wash down some garlic bread that was on the table serat toi just kept his face perfectly straight oh damn it I'll just cut my losses hey said tossing down his cards without bothering to flip them let see M monkey he said and serat toi chuckled and revealed his hand of the T of hearts and diamonds you unbelievable bastard he shouted as Lucifer just started howling in laughter goodness gracious Ross had exasperated bested by Immortal the shame of it all I'm glad I'm drunk Odin remarked filling up his tanker again and Downing it just as fast before going for round 10 by Lady H you're something else human Lucifer said chuckling this was the first time he'd been bested by human and there was so much irony there it was deliciously hard to swallow ha ha and the Mortal takes the pot Sarat toi said laughing knowing that these four would not forget this for a long long time long after he was dead these four would still be pissed at him break he noox if you had one wish yourself what would you ask for Naro asked Hil had filled him in on the depressing details of knox's incident with basted where the [ __ ] did that come from KNX asked humor me Naruto said I me knock said then her eyes widened not literally you little bastard she screeched beating him around the head as he tried to get a good bite on her leg fine I wish that bass never miscarried you [ __ ] happy she screamed at him and he backed up knowing he was on very thin ice rake and this could be fun ER said to herself as she noticed a certain lavender eyed girl watching her son and grinned viciously she quickly ran home and grabbed a small vile finding the girl again she made herself invisible and upended the contents onto the girl's head it was instantly absorbed Hinata never felt a thing then all her inhabitations just plain vanished she ran forwards with Reckless abandon tackled Naruto down and proceeded to try and pry out his tonsils using only her tongue another job well done for the goddess of love ER said to herself as she took a few Family Photos blackmail break scald had just arrived and it wasn't long until she and er were going at it it was broken up though by knocks of all people move it broads she shouted knocking them back a bit what your problem Poison Girl hit your first period at 6 ER called as scull tried to catch up she had been busy as hell upgrading igdrasil arrel and nordle to keep things in top efficiency a 50-year job finished just 3 days prior the supercomputers of Heaven hell and Purgatory the word KNX shouted oh that's just in hilarious CS got a censorship AA well that's just in perfect welcome to the madness called ER said patting her sister on the shoulder break oh right now students you've all passed the Gen and exam with flying colors although three of you could have done better if you weren't so Keen to play around outright insult the examiners are so downright humble aruka said with a pointed look up towards where his three Immortal students at it was a rather easy guess as to who had done what they had grown over the years and developed their powers to a potent level they were each in their standard Immortal clothing with only a few add-ons to Naruto the add-on was that he had a fish at muscle shirt under his vest and a pair of fingerless gauntlets that reached down to his elbows mumi was in a green version of her mother own outfit that suited her well as she began to resemble B Dandy over her late Aunt more KNX hadn't changed much but had to her utter embarrassment grown out very well and for some reason couldn't either teleport out of koha use her shape-shifting abilities she had a sneaking suspicion someone was blocking it she was right to scratch the surface the culprits are Hil Mara Thor Loki Lucifer Mao be abub scold ER pan Aphrodite and the list goes on and on and on so she had added a T-shirt and was wearing an unzipped black hooded jacket in place of a semi-formal t-shirt unbuttoned she had also done all in her power to stay away from skirts so she was in comfy looking trackpants and sandals as well team one Naruto yamaki mumi moris and noox demonus under Athena Olympia aruka read off and Knox cheered yes finally at least she'll get us into bloody combat Knox exclaimed then flipped off the classroom all right that enough now aruka started before a woman with short brown hair angular features a heavily muscular build wearing a jonen outfit walked into the room with a huge halir slung over her shoulder boy knocks Naruto mumi Up on the Roof she barked at them then marched out the other way right you three just go heruka said exasperated and the three best and worst students he ever had bailed in moments they were on the roof but timing now sit down I'm told one of the Traditions round these parts is a sort of formal introduction so I guess I'll start as you know my name is Athena I'm from the Olympic Pantheon I'm a goddess of war Hearth and owls I fight with Spears axes and the Earth itself I love a good fight a peaceful night to watch the stars and a well-cooked meal I hate it when someone can't get over themselves or rub things in people's faces my element is Earth with stone is my Transportation medium hot drinks are my energy source you next Blondie Athena said and Naruto grinned Naruto uzamaki God of Hope Spirit of chaos and Demon of Retribution I'm of the Norse pantheon thanks to Mom I use all sorts of fire and lightning attacks in battle but I normally use them up close the expression on their faces Nar said grinning deviously I dislike people who can't let go of things that happened and bloody well move on despite everything logical telling them to do so he continued meaning the fact that some villagers were still on his case I like playing with fire and screwing with people's heads my element is fire with lighting mixed in like moms and my energy source is ramen I use fire to teleport he said comfortably as you know I'm nox serus or KNX for short as a demon primarily I'm not in a Pantheon but if I was I'd be in the the Norse pantheon thanks to Dad I am a prince of Hell th shut up Naruto she shouted pounding The Laughing blonde in the face anyways I'm a god of war and a demon of poison I use all sorts of Tainted weapons in a fight but I'm not adverse to Simply snapping someone and too bare-handed I dislike something going so wrong I like getting into a good fight and I'd really like to get back into my freaking natural form knock said getting pissed causing a round of giggling from the girls from the girls and nuto chuckled at the last bit my element is medal with a powerful pois and mixed in and my Transportation medium is again metal my energy source is spicy food as such I go all out on Curry and Tacos KNX said and there were a few grins mumi moris I'm also part of the Norse pantheon and I am a goddess of healing and a spirit of nature I don't fight but I like to heal and protect I dislike it when people try to hurt each other and seeing people in pain I like helping others but sitting under a tree on a sunny day with a good book is nice too I also like my boyfriend mumi said shily my energy source is sunlight my element is plants of all kind and they're also my teleportation Focus she said softly very good now what you three Breeze through was a qualification exam the real genen and exam begins right now you have to find me and defeat me in combat I will not leave koha and this is my only teleportation Athena said and she jumped off the building and sunk into the stones in the courtyard oh this is too easy come on you too I can take you to her instantly knock said grinning and holding out her hands where mumi asked you'll see come on I'll need all the help I can get she's a first class war goddess knock said and both nuto and mumi ran forward and grabbed her arm and disappeared into the metal pole holy crap Athena shouted as KNX followed by Naruto and mumi soared out of her halber and she was soon dodging an ainat dripping with poison as well as close- range fire blasts and the fact that all of nature was ganging upon her she stomped the ground causing it to break and shoot up spires and walls in a hope to divide them but Naruto charged through as the grass grabbed her by the sandals and KNX came down with an ainat dripping with acid all right you win she shouted the attack ended and all three were grinning at her don't let it get to your heads I didn't anticipate that you all had developed your powers so far although all three of you are more than a mock to any human you have a long way to against a war God she said confidently and KNX coughed pointedly oh right she said we will meet in this training ground at 7 tomorrow morning do not be late or I will double your training Athena said chapter six this is a fanfiction why am I putting up a disclaimer speech thoughts I've been wanting to do the wave Arc for a while but things delayed it with stress being one of them I don't respond well to it I just start to shut down time for the story I'm going to skin that cat knock sent over her Communications as she got a curved knife ready oh [ __ ] mumi you'd better find that poor thing first Athena sent and there was a rush as mumi started looking frantically from above spreading her white wings with a brown trim on the edges there she thought and Dove down to catch the animal and forced a bit of her calming Aura into the creature putting it to sleep I KNX shouted appearing over the rooftop and Diving down towards mumi her eyes glowing a Sinister red and her markings almost totally red it had taken nuto a while to figure it out but thanks to nox's powerful blood on both sides her markings would change depending on the mood normally they were mostly red with one fully blue one but if Knox was an white it would show nearly pure demon with only a sliver of blue here and there that in an acid drenched weapon being waved around was a good indicator too Nudo dived out of the sky his wings showing that the upper half of both were black the lower were white and like mumi the edges had a trim the same color as his hair he rammed into knocks and sent about 30,000 volts straight into her nervous system her first spasm threw him off so hardy left an indent in a nearby stone wall all right enough clowning around you three letun go Athena said as mumi struck Torah gently and it purred loudly around snores knock smirked at the side of Athena's halber apparently she and Aries had made a bet during their last Spar and Athena having lost was not allowed to use her typical weapons or armor unless she was fighting a god of equal strength for the next 50 years well 43 now all right that's a good job all of you now next on the list of D ranks are either walking the inaka hounds and cleaning their kennels or sirat toi said about 5 minutes later after the fire Lord's wife had gotten her cat back no the next year rank I perform will have casualties I guarantee it I am a ing demon prince and a God of War let me kill some someone she shouted right in herzen's face and he to his credit didn't Flinch noxero demonus you know as well as I do that every Immortal here is under at least the guise of being hidden for legal reasons as such you have to go through at least a token amount of d rank missions Sarat toi stated evenly and going so far as to blow smoke from his pipe ride into knox's face look your old man one way or another I'm going to kill someone today now it can either be round dozen members of your precious Village or someone listed on a higher level Mission which is it not fo asked grabbing herzen by the beard and dragging him down until they were eye to eye H since you are so eager I'll give this one to you it's listed as a rank C however I have reasons to believe it may be a Class A Mission with a high likelihood of encountering enemy ninja from my intelligence reports the individual in question cannot afford a proper a rank payment due to being a foul of a crime Lord local to his region that is likely employing a private Army if you keep looking at me like that I'll pass the mission to some other team heris in said and Knox was Away In A Flash and whistling cas from behind Athena who rolled her eyes at these Antics cute little girl eyes from a verifiable psychopath were unnerving send into Zuna he said into a speaker and getting the customary High Hokage s from it what these are my bodyguards three girls in a snut nose brat a bunch of idiots would be better protection the chubby man who smelled of booze protested after walking in then suddenly found a pair of Spike chains embedded into the wall with a spike barely an inch from his throat on each one can I kill him KNX asked sounding calm but her tattoos were flashing showing she was getting homicidal before Athena yanked hard on her collar and quickly sliced the chains Knox you are not to kill the person we trying to protect Athena said crossly oh gim a break I haven't killed anyone in way wait too long I need to commit murder here Knox protested Youk get plenty of chances on the road young lady now Mr tuna it's best that we leave as soon as possible before a friend here takes a serious attempt at killing you Athena said indicating knocks tuna nodded dumbly in no time at all they were on the road with knocks occasionally shooting to zuno look then testing some new blade she pulled from who knows where suddenly her grin turned downright F and gave tuna chills as he was watching her he missed two puddles as well as all three other members of his protection tensing up to fight I tuna's point of view two men erupted out of nowhere and in a Flash had Athena wrapped up in a bladed chain and then pulled hard he saw his life flash before his eyes as he saw her get trapped so easily then nearly had a heart attack when nothing happened are you boys trying to hurt me or scratch an itch Athena asked and Mau suddenly looked to his right to see a madly grinning nox just before he was sliced in half at the waist then under the arms then at the neck then under the nose and finally Through The Eyes all so fast that he couldn't even see her weapon which was a double-ended side bazu was down just as fast as nuto grabbed him on the face and sent enough electricity through his system to give him a smell reminiscent of burned hot dogs well done you two Athena said as she calmly shattered the chains by merely flexing her muscles tuna's jaw dropped after they snapped him out of it they told him flat out that from scratch they knew about gatu he tried to guilt them but KNX cut him off look why know I don't to and that you lie to us all I know is that going through with this will let me feed my blood lust which is a good thing a very good thing all right I won't be protecting you I'll be killing gatu men for Fun and Profit well maybe not profit and mumi dropped the ink censorship or already knock said flat out and mumi shook her head not until you stop cursing so much she said in protest and KNX growled all right break it up you two letun keep moving noox I want your psycho self at Point Athena instructed as she took the rear guard position and Knox and mumi flanked tuna it all proceeded normally including a quiet boat ride through foggy weather until all of them except tuna looked sharply to the left then right then a huge sword came hurdling at them Athena Naruto and mumi ducked under it casually with Athena throwing tuna down but Knox went and caught the huge freaking sword and swung it a few times experimentally Well B baned masterfully forged oiled in the blood of thousands roughly 200 lb of blood drenched metal I think I need new underwear she said panting a little okay Gurley put down the sword really nice and we'll all forget that last bit a voice said and a man without a shirt and half his face covered walked out of the bushes deusa for his part was a little off balance not only did everyone but his Target notice him from scratch and follow his movements but a little girl just caught his sword even he couldn't catch his sword she then went into what looked like an orgasm examining it yay he didn't want a girl that crazy handling his sword Point Blank you may laugh no this Blade's going right into my collection noock said excitedly taking a loving smell of the metal and in her Mind's Eye seeing battles long past she's scaring me Naruto said watching a little disgusted oh War gods have some sort of Quirk usually most of us can't turn down a challenge but KNX can't turn down a good weapon especially if it has a bloody history Athena said slowly now everyone back up nice and slowly make no sudden movement she said and everyone but Zabuza who was stalking forwards backed away and jumped when he pounced at herk give me my sword you little zusa shouted nearly loosing his grip when one of his words came out as a beep he had it by the handle she was Holding On by the hole in the blade near the tip it's mine now mine my precious bloody Murray KNX shouted pulling back matchings abusa strength wise as tuna watched to aw Athena and exasperation Naruto in a cross between shock and disbelief what happened to her self-respect and me just sigh Bloody Mary you little freak this is the kubikiri howu let go of me head Lopper he shouted just before knock started spinning the sword giving him the ride of his life faster and faster until the world around him was a blur and then all of a sudden he lost his grip and was sent flying you little he swore again surprised about the beep until he vanished oh this little sweat heart's going to be put to good use yep yep knock said ecstatically placing the large sword across her back with a flourish and a huge [ __ ] eating grin she turned to them surprisingly her her left markings completely blue showing she was freaking happy meaning relatively harmless for a demonic War deity in other words only slightly psychotic all right then tuna can you lead the way with KNX I'm like that she won't hurt you and any Bandit or nin in our way will just end up a smear on her new toy Athena said snapping people out of their revery as nox absently fiddled with her long wavy hair humming softly they made it there relatively without incident the only thing that could be considered an incident was knock skipping their ey and nuto was wondering if his grandmother was or snowboarding at the moment maybe having a snowball fight with some demons hell had to have frozen over for Knox to act like this they made it in time and tuna's daughter tsunami nearly had a heart attack when she saw Knox things had gone rather well with Knox practicing with bloody Marie swinging it around one-handed like it was a katana Naruto amused himself by making a bunch of flaming Birds then sniping them with electric arrows as mumi helped around the house and Athena put herself on to personally protecting tazuna she also did some heavy lifting at the bridge causing more than a few workers to drop their jaws as she casually lifted a couple of tons worth of Steel gitters and tubing one-handed give me my in Sword Zabuza shouted hoping to reclaim his blade and Blindside KNX who danced away the Euphoria long since gone but she'd sooner be dropped Stark naked onto bass's lap then hand over a weapon like bloody Murray to a mere mortal she didn't bother with any ridicule stunts but the blur of impossible speed she was behind him and drop kicked him so hardy plowed through a tree and was knocked out instantly a couple chunks of ice came flying at her and she batted them back where they came from with a quick blast of defect energy um is that it I was expecting something more from a person who bathed this sword in so much blood I guess he only attacked those much weaker than him KNX noted swinging the blade onto her back and walking off ah well can't get it all it seems now I to wonder where that midgets Army is so I can start the blood bath this is terrible the bounties of the sea are so close but the people are starving because of one man's greet mumi said as wandered through the town she felt a tug on her dress and saw a small child that held out her hands and gave her a gap toothed smile here you are little one don't eat too fast or you may choke she said pulling out an apple from a pouch she carried with her thank you pretty lady she said and mumi ruffled her hair smiling you're welcome run along now she said and the little girl did just that perhaps I can help she said with determination she quickly found a small empty lot with some sparse grass perfect she said pulling a few seeds from her bottle Bouch and tossed them into the air guiding them with her power she nodded and then began to sing a wordless song filled with Pure Life Energy the grass grew thick and Lush the seed sprouted and grew into massive tall apple trees and an old woman who had been deathly ill recovered the fruit was large and ripe ready to fall of the branches there that should help the people she said walking through her small Orchard not realizing that the little girl from earlier had seen the whole thing wow she said before running off to tell everyone nuto for his part was poking in and out of fireplace until he finally spotted gatu he then using a heat Mirage stalked through the man's Fortress mentally smirking on what would happen to the mercenaries if he were to tell Knox about this place jackpot he said grinning as he found gatk Vault quickly tsering the guards that heard him he started on the large safe 20 seconds later it swung open and he gave a piercing whistle that's a lot of paper he said then got a wicked idea and tossed in a fireball woohoo look at it burn he snickered watching a good half of gatk Fortune go up and smoke my work here is done he said casually grabbing what looked like a very expensive bottle of whiskey and walking into the fire and banishing only to reappear out of the gas stove in front of tsunami scaring the ever loving crap out of the poor woman sorry I was just giving gatu a hard time Naruto said smiling ruly oh by the way as your pops in I picked up something from gatk Vaulty like he said brandishing the whiskey bottle with a grin the next morning the Red Sun rises blood has been spilled last night tuna said the man was superstitious as hell I pity whoever crossed gatu this time though that was me I was bored so I spent some time killing gatus men for fun knock said with a bit of a ywn the fact that there was some dried blood on her t-shirt spoke volumes she raised an eyebrow though when anari chose to throw a fit she smirked and opened the door just behind the kidou are one whiny as hell moral aren't you she asked what would you know like some Freak Like You knows what it means to suffer he shouted at her and was off the floor against a wall and staring staring at a pissed-off young woman with glowing red eyes that had the image of a strong and Tall looking man that had the same markings and clothes superimposed over hers her voice too had changed with a young man's voice echoing everything she said what do I know about suffering you little [ __ ] I have suffered greatly in my 800 years of life not only has my form been perverted and twisted not only has my power been stolen from me I have been in more battles then you've had breaths and been impaled burned electrocuted slashed shot and all other sorts of horrific things that would kill you in an instant yet despite all that the one thing that hurt me the most the one thing in my life I truly regret having happened is irrevocable and I am being blamed for it before I was forced from my natural gender I was going to be a father I was going to have a daughter but something somewhere decided to take that from me now the woman who would have been the mother of my child despises me to the core of her being a person that I loved that I still love hates me with such a passion that the last time I saw her over a full century ago before your great-grandfather was a twinkle in your ancestors I she tried to kill me you think you know pain she demanded dropping him hard you know nothing of it she said leaving the building hey where you going Naruto called after her the commit genocide she snarled before unfurling her wings and taking off hr's kid you just pissed off a prince of hell that's also a God of War G to lip off to Lucifer next insult Oden for an encor he asked anari beruto that's enough I know you're part demonic as well but I'd say the humans are scared enough as is Athena ordered and he took a few deep breaths he spat out a bit of fire and jumped into it I'm sorry you had to find out this way you three she said calmly but me and my jenin are very unique among the ninja forces we are deities and hiding as it where each one of us alone has the power to destroy entire nations Naruto being an ascended human is the youngest amongst us followed by Knox at 854 then mumi at 858 the reason we took this Mission from the beginning was because Knox being in tune with her demonic nature was becoming stir C and needed to S her bloodlust we've known about gatu from the start and we're not leaving without at least cutting the Hideous little beast in two I if you're gods and demons then why is it that gatus live this long why not just why do things like this happen in the first place tuna asked in an odd tone of voice due to our massive amounts of power we have to hold either a disguise or hands-off policy or at least a faximile of either in a disguise policy we have to limit our strength to human levels in a hands-off policy we are not even present and at most cas and Empower people to do our work for us Kamisama is the penultimate example of the hands-off policy if we were to drop these rules then Society the World perhaps reality itself would shatter like fragile glass Athena explained unto Zuna the remainder of the day passed in an uncomfortable silence until tazuna of all people broke the tension so you're really over 800 years old tazuna asked mumi although to be fair he had found the whiskey nuto had brought over and was slightly drunk well yes I am she said kindly GE you don't look at day over 15 how do you do it he asked and she giggled the next day Knox was still missing and nuto still waspish so he along with Athena and mumi decided to help at the bridge and get it over and done with today what happened here who did this tuna demanded when he found all his workers knocked out her in no condition to do anything where is that [ __ ] with my sword a voice floated out of the Mist and nuto snorted persistent piece of work AA not like you could get it from her When She lays claim to something he said grinning haaku I don't want you leaving them alive these people are going to die this day one way or another Zabuza ordered in Naruto side and decided it was time for some preemptive action namely shooting out a fireball straight up that was so burning hot that the fog dissipated and a couple workers got sunburned he clenched his fists and they were enveloped in fire as he took a forwards leaning stance so that he could get a running start at any opponent damn Punk Zabuza snarled reading a kunai but Knox she had finally gotten over her anger and threw about a 100 thugs in Gate's employ and had just finished cleaning herself off blood was nice to look at nice to smell delicious to eat but it was also a hindrance in battle if you were covered in it I wonder who's next on the kill list I hope I haven't gone through all gatu forces yet I still need to kill a bit more break vacation though now if only I can undo the effects of the potion herd used on me for some reason it's resisted just about all know knock started then heard a scream she leaped up her wings unfurling and spotted the brat about to face down two Samurai one of thugs with very real swords that had his mother hostage hun he's really got a pair on him when his backs to the wall she noted before going into a dive to anari's point of view he was rushing the two thugs then suddenly there was a fountain of blood as their heads vanished tan knocks grinning like a loon appeared behind them black and white Wings unfurled and the markings on the right side of her face a crystal blue with the ones on her left of bloody red H she said thinking oh what the hell why not she mentally asked her self hey brat stand up straight there's still a boatload more to do if you want Gatto's goons out of here by Sunset she conjured a straight edged long sword four feet in length and held it out to him handle First grab the blade and take a bit of my power rally the people this is your home your land your family show these bastards that they will never be welcome here she said and anari grabbed the sword and felt strength flow into him at your mother inside first then get the people and get them to gatk Fortress gatu is most likely going to bring a small for to the bridge thinking it will be able to kill all the local nin the idiot I'll take care of him his Fortress however is going to be in chaos so if you play it smart by Sunset wave will be completely free she ordered and he nodded a moment later she was gone racing to the bridge you zuser roared but would have had a hard time rushing KNX with his left arm covered in third degree burns and electricity dancing through his system Haku was knocked out and moved to a patch of lush grass that was tending her injuries like it was the bridge workers mumi was supervising this while humming to activate her power mumi can you heal Zabuza I want a good fight KNX asked un sheathing The Sword and slamming it into the bridge nox Naruto said giving her a slight glare I've had my fill of Slaughter for now now I want a real fight with a real opponent don't worry I won't get carried away knock said and grinned when mumi shot a blast of pure white energy at Zabuza that not only hit but flash repaired his body and clothing so Zabuza right here right now way for you to get your sword back beat me in a straight up fight she said and Zabuza nodded ever so slighty then blurred out of sight of every conscious mortal and was a moving blur to both nuto and mumi but Knox and Athena War gods both could easily keep track of him deusa made to punch KNX straight to the head but she caught his fist and he twisted adding considerable Force to his next punch but she caught it too then using his fist she spun herself over his head and mule kicked him in the back she spun before landing and Zabuza was instantly on her but speeds that even to nox's sight was impressive he threw hundreds of pun Es at her just under the speed of sound she was hardress dodging at all damn I really let myself go she thought as she got an open Palm strike on him straight to the chest and jumped up before kicking him from above at the same speed he punched earlier only to be surprised when he used the punching technique to counter almost every kick but the occasional glancing blow she grinned fiercely as nuto gave out a piercing whistle of admiration you know for a girl you're pretty decent at this Zabuza noted as she deflected several blows to her vital organs he had to jumped back as she tried to snap his shins if the shattered concrete around her foot was any indication you're not too bad yourself keep it up and you'll get the sword back no matter how this turns out Knox applauded it's been way to long since I've had a challenge she said blindsiding him and managing to get a kick into his side that knocked the wind clean out of him he skitted backwards and took a deep breath just who the hell taught you to fight like that anyways the only Leaf to Jutsu Clan is the leaf family Zabuza said and KNX grinned experience I've honed my instincts and bloodlust into a Razor's Edge I don't have one style I have hundreds the fact that your head still on straight speaks volumes about your ability she said and zusa snorted no way in hell could a little girl have that much experience in his mind everyone conscious turned when they heard clapping and it was revealed that gatu was there with about 200 men leaving about 100 left at his base the other 150 having mysteriously vanished cough knocks cough well I must say that was amusing looks like you are good for something after all Zabuza gatu said from behind his army gatu what the hell are you doing here I've got this covered Zabuza snarled he hated the little bastard I have no use for a mercenary that cares more about his blade than what he's bloody well paid to kill gatu replied paba swords yours you're going to need it to Massacre these do knock said then shot a look towards mumi who blushed but held a firm look Athena stepped forwards and in a single movement tossed Abus of the sword as knock summoned a pair of twin monk hooks versatile fast and lethal just what they needed nuto began charging his fists with lightning mumi went on the defensive as grass sprouted all over the bridge tangling up the feet of the thugs Bri narudo said as he got the equivalent to a dozen lightning bolts in each finger du aena continued readying her Halbert one knock snarled and Venom started to drip from her weapons fill them all gatu roared and the thugs realized with a scream of surprise that they were all tied up in that instant Naruto shot off a colossal lightning bolt that tore through 10 men causing them to explode in a shower of steam boiled Gore as their blood instantly vaporized in the intense heat Knox was instantly in the middle of them one swing and three throats were slid open another and two men had been gutted hooking the blades together she turned the swords into a flying Guillotine and sliced six men in half before jumping into another thick grouping Athena was crushing people to pulp with the half and Bud of her weapon and was slicing the men apart with the axe portion like it was easy it was Zabuza doing his best not to be outdone was lopping off heads and cleaving people in two as fast as he could so gatu you sought to betray me Zabuza said from behind the immobilized man as he saw his forces get slaughtered and now Zabuza letun be reasonable here it was just good business gatu said and Zabuza smiled so is this he said cleaving the man and two at the waist then beheading him he kicked gatk head away and it landed somewhere in the nearby Waters I'm out of my league with these people I'd better become scarce before the hunters show too he said and vanished in a shunin a few minutes later here he appeared in a Forest Glade on the mainland with Haku under his arm a he said noting something heavy in one of his pouches he pulled out a nugget of purest gold with a huge diamond embedded dead center and started to laugh but anari he could scarcely believe what he was doing he had managed to go from house to house and build up a following of 200 villagers all armed with makeshift weapons and lead a successful charge on gatk compound at the moment he and a few neighbors armed with pilfered weapons were butchering the last disorganized pocket of mercenaries he realized that Knox had done something something very profound to him as he remorselessly ducked under a Merk swing and sliced his stomach open that should be the last of them gather the wounded and the dying there's been enough death today anari said his voice full of authority as on his sword knock's markings forming a symbol of two sweeping lines with a pair of thunderbolts between them glowed bright white he swung the blade onto his back and walked out calmly when the dying had been stabilized and the wounded bandaged up he turned to face the people he had inspired and said the words they were all waiting for gentlemen wave is free he said smirking and a huge cheer erupted he felt a hand on his shoulder and for a bare second he could have sworn he saw his departed father smiling at him before fading away the bridge was completed in short order with the four deities watching every now and then well we've imposed on you long enough it's time for us to head home Athena said a couple days later oh our pleasure thank you so much for everything you've done for us if there's anything we can ever do for you just ask tuna said and Athena nodded th are you going to want the sword back Inari asked KNX who snorted it's yours kid just remember to use it right nox said casually as she went through another spinning cotta with the hooks can't believe I forgot how much fun these things were she noted cheerfully as she spun slicing cleanly through a bunch of fireballs Naruto launched at her and dispersing them so I guess we better start heading to koha are we going by air element are the old-fashioned way Naruto ask as knock sheath both weapons across her back chapter 7 I do not own Naro or own my goddess speech thoughts a story they'd been back in the village for about a month now and stuck doing D ranks again Athena had taken up harassing Thor and then having a duel where she could get around the rules of her bet with Aries Thor despite being thicker than his hammer could see though this and was happy to help he had however been convinced by all members of his large family to alter both his form and Jer a little so he could fit in the previously wheelbarrow sized Hammer now hung off his belt still weighing all two tons and still a vicious piece of work he was now known for wearing a blue tea with the words lightning [ __ ] on the front in Jagged yellow going around in casual jeans and sneakers with his hair somewhat brushed and a slightly trimmed beard he actually looked civilized now he had also dropped the accent he was bad at faking them anyways Naruto had gone back to his favorite pastime of giving hiashi a heart attack with his now very open and flirty girlfriend Hinata not that he had cared much before she started wearing clothing inspired by anko but hey better late than never he Ashi the Yi was currently enjoying the deer anank they were on actually she enjoyed a lot of them contributing to the community and that currently they were walking around dozen of the anuaka dogs that were unpartnered mumi was currently in a tiny chibby form and sitting on the head of the large lead dog as they slowly and calmly walk through Park nuto was napping on its back behind her with Athena just casually strolling ahead Knox was currently sulking and walking behind the pack quietly cursing because somehow one of the dogs was part cow and as such able to take a dump without stopping and she had stepped right in it hey mumi you around sasukes voice called out and mum's eyes sparkled they clicked surprisingly well she had been drawn to him in her desire to heal others and after nearly two years of 4-Hour therapy sessions disguised as passing notes 5 days a week Sask was legally sane of course by this time he had developed a monster of a crush on her but hey he treated her right so B Dandy wasn't protesting kichi on the other hand he was a little protective he had dropped a duckass hairstyle thanks to a lot of narut hassling and the fact that when nuto had slicked his hair back think Virgil from DMC but black hair just before his date with mumi a few months ago and she had blushed shyly at this new look well he just kept redoing it he was also wearing dark caros and a black trench coat with the AA Crest proudly displayed on the back over here mumi called back taking her normal size and almost flattening the dog and launching Nudo a few meters oh goodness I'm so sorry mumi exclaimed backing up from the dog which was now giving her a look looks it's like she doesn't totally take after her mom Naruto thought turning back to normal and standing up all right dogs back here in 15 got it Athena asked and all of the animals dipped their heads and then ran off in a large barking Mass stupid annoying piece of KNX could be heard muttering as she cleaned off her sandal with a summon sendon during this time mumi had rushed up to sasu and they were gently embracing so mumi I was wondering if you'd let me escort you around the caoi festival tonight sassu cased smoothly and mumi blushed lightly before nodding that's a pretty decent idea duckus Naruto noted getting a growl from sasuki should take hinchan out tonight mess he mused all right kiddos we need to wrap this up Athena announced just as Knox finished clearing the crap off her sandal I need to talk to Grandma this has gone too far for too long Knox thought to herself with a bit of a scowl having finally made a break with her transformation problems just before the mission and finding that it was H's energy that was the main catalyst to keep a former 24-hour transformation on permanently and was also stabilizing the chaos magic that he had accidentally used all those years the go preventing her from aging at Advanced rates and reforming into him not to mention it was messing with her powers acting like a scatterer and resistor at the same time the only question was why what possible point or purpose could his grandmother have in this there was nothing for her to gain and there was very little in the way of entertainment unless she had taken an even larger turn for the sadistic than normal but she was rarely subtle when she did that so what why use so many conflicting energy lines from a who's who list of Immortals with chaos magic or a connection to her and what the hell was the point luckily Knox had felt her energy not too long ago not exactly a difficult task mind you so she would interrogate her soon enough 30 minutes later in the Hokage office very good team Immortal your pay has been deposited into your accounts that will be all for today serat toi said and Knox was already gone eager for an answer what's her Rush think it's her time of the month Naruto mused out loud but got a whack in the head from Athena who glared at him sorry he said before whipping his hand through the air to make a small plume of fire before jumping into it like a tear through space as it burnt out around him then vanished in a plume of smoke little show off Athena sniffed as she and mumi walked out at a sedate Pace nut's day hauga compound hey cutie pie how are we today Naruto asked wrapping his arms around his girlfriend it was once and once only that ER had used an anti- inhabitation potion on her it only took roughly a month of coaxing to reopen that crack in her nutshell of shut after that and a good deal of wrenching on that metaphorical crack and he didn't need an anti- inhabitation potion not anymore in the least fairly good handsome Hinata replied grinding her hips into him a bit as he held her from behind she was wearing a tight tank top and a pair of short shorts on top of sandals she did however have practical full body mesh close to her body so in truth she is only bare from the neck up she had also taken numerous intimidation and interrogation lessons from her older sister anko apparently using the Bakugan to monitor someone's heart rate was a boon for an interrogator no one could lie to her and slowly closing their tinku points was a horrifying intimidation tactic learning medical Jutsu Also let her go all out then bring them back from death's door she turned slightly and they gave each other a deep kiss and Naruto broke off smirking when he felt some killing intent directed at him from hiashi so gorgeous it's the foxes Festival tonight and I was thinking they could use more foxy women out there Naruto hinted and hanata grinned at him while he ASI growled nearby a demon child an elderly voice shouted from nearby and Naruto froze his power beginning to flare get away from the lady Hinata the hyuga Elder shouted and Naruto growled I'll take care of the old bat Naruto K if you [ __ ] one again they're going to raise another stink and we'll have to go through a breakout of this joint with Pursuit and a harrowing ROM through the village actually that does sound a bit like fun hanata noted doesn't it hot foot Naruto said before shooting a small amount of flame at the hyuga Elder's foot getting it to catch fire and ending up with an entertaining dance hanata giggled at the sight so what sort of outfit should I whisk you away in the night in Pirate style Rogue Gallant Knight romantic Naruto asked I would love to see you pull off the man in metal outfit going to bring a horse hanada asked as they started to leave the compound together maybe I was just wondering if I should put armor on it as well and whether or not a cape is appropriate Naruto mused as they started going towards the commercial district oh surprise me Naruto K Hinata said coily and he grinned I'll take that as a challenge he said into her ear tracing Circle in the small of her back getting her to shiver in response but for now what do you want to do first he asked her while casually stealing a pouch full of money maybe something a little sweet then something salty before hitting the dance area Hinata said with a finger on her chin sounds good I just swiped our dinner pay so let's find us some tasty booths then try out each other's snacks Naruto said showing that yeser had raised him about 20 minutes later narut was happily munching on a bag of barbec chips well Hinata finished off some Dango when he got a smirk so you wanted something salty to a hinaan Naruto asked and she nodded still half a mouthful of Dango in her mouth he openmouth kissed her and they swished their tongues together tasting each other's snack um tasty but was it the chips the Dango or was it you Naruto K hanata asked through partially closed eyes I say it was me but who really knows Naruto said as he calmly led her towards a place where a couple of couples were already dancing he casually flicked a kunai with a tied to the end so that it impaled the wooden pillar nearby the DJ who dived away thinking it would be a classic explosive note but it turned out to be a short note reading something nice and slow please with a 50 Rio Bill attached the man grinned readjusted his Shades and when the current song ended put on a slow Love Song remix and watched the 20-some couples dance slowly and closely while he was completely clueless as to who had thrown the knife but hey he got a free Knife easy money and no one was complaining so why would he mum's day after saying her goodbyes to Athena and promising to take up some form of weapon training she quickly walked home with a slight spring in her step stopping only to glance into the displays of a few shops while she was doing this she was also pondering as to what sort of weapon she would learn to use she was thinking Quarter Staff it was good for defense and if she really really needed to hit someone she could trip them easily and tie them up with the grass ending the fight without hurting anything beyond a light bruising perfect problem solved good afternoon mumi Chan Bandy said pleasantly enjoy your mission today I did we helped the inyu zaka hounds who are waiting for a partner to get some exercise and see the sights around koha I don't know why Naruto and noox don't like drank missions all that much they're Pleasant and often a literal walk in the park mumi said a little confused well some people need to learn to relax and enjoy life as it comes they often forget how to Simply slow down it's not something to pity though and it needs no healing they simply learn to love a faster pace of Life although it is good to be there for when they run out of energy and are about to crash Bandy explained gently and mumi nodded so you're still dating the emo boy kiichi said walking into the yard himself having just finished his job at the power plant he's not an emo father mumi said patiently look I'm not trying to pry I just want you safe and happy he said calmly and mumi sighed but according to you no one's good enough for me your standards are too high I'd have to date a God to meet half the requirements mumi said pouting a little at this now honey I just want kiichi Trail off at the look Bandy was giving him he sighed I'm sorry I just worry about you you were my little girl for 800 years and in less than a decade you've decided to grow up I just want to make sure it's for the right reasons kiichi explained oh kichi bandi said wistfully giving him a peck on the cheek he blushed a little in response but held her close you always find new ways to show that sweet gentle side of yours even after so many Millennia thei sighed as her parents fell in love all over again even though they'd been together for for such a long time that was what she was hoping for that type of love where just being with them was enough where it was a little piece of perfection all your own to take around with you where the perfect moment was whenever you looked your loved one in the eyes that was what she was trying to build with Sask she left her parents to their Bliss so she could quickly get changed and meet up with him she quickly rushed through her room and only came out with an olive green jacket and a kneelength chestnut brown pleated skirt a pair of sandals a white bow in her hair and a light application of makeup completed her look it was tight enough to show off her well-developed figure yet conservative enough to be worn casually around town I'll be back before my curfew she said simply to her parents before walking off toward sasukes Aura it took her all of 10 seconds to find him hello sasuki ready she said gently and he blushed a little put off that he had been caught off guard by her again she was rather good at that she never scared a more boasted about it but she still pulled it off all the time making him wonder how hello mumi where would you like to go first first from what I saw of the festival earlier there are all sorts of games and such as well as a dance in the Square we have all the time we need sasu coffered letun just wander for a while mumi said standing closely to him with a Content smile it wasn't what her parents had not yet but it could be and that was why she found herself returning his feelings he smiled back to her warmed from within by her simple presence as she suggested they simply wandered without any relim or goal they did casually stop at a throwing game that they could tell was rigged meaning they had no issue with simply plowing down and shattering his pile of bottles netting mumi a large stuffed bear that she sealed in a quickly scribbled storage scroll and tucked into her pocket after rewarding Sask with a kiss on the cheek after a while they wandered into the square where the dance was being held and arrived just in time for a slow tune to start playing after the DJ dived for cover Naro mumi mentally chided deciding not to bring it up still it just took a nudge to be on the dance floor as well the dance was slow the dance was long a dance also gave both sasu and mumi an evening to remember nox's chat with h she had tracked after Hil for the better part of an hour easy to find what building and even room she was in but timing it so that she didn't walk in on her own mother and grandmother as well as dozens of her drinking buddies from 50 years back nude due to a game of strip poker not so easy so what can I do for you sweetheart H asked inviting KNX to sit on her lap despite the fact she was only in a sheet that KNX had to talk her into using to cover her modesty why Knox asked her eyes flaring red despite the fact that the being in front of her was infinitely more powerful even with dozens of power limiters reducing her to a less than a fractions fractions fractions fraction of her true power much less but still so much more KNX could tell instantly from the glimmer in H's eyes that she knew exactly what she was talking about and was deciding whether to be serious or not all right then I'll give it to you plain and simple wow there has to be a catch Knox thought oh there is H confirmed and Knox fasam having forgotten about the fact that hiled like Kami had thousands of different powers on top of an infinitely high power level you see the knots that bind you in place are designed in such a way that even I cannot undo them only you can now and that's only if you find Perfect Balance even for an instant meaning that for a single instant you must act like both a war God as well as a powerful demon Prince despite your claims as being a demon of poison if you do this you go back to normal Hil said in a teasing tone then walked back into the poker room so that thing could get even more steamy ah [ __ ] it knock swore throwing a kunai into the floor and stepping into it to reappear in her room great so somehow I have to act like a God and a demon at the same [ __ ] time son of a [ __ ] KNX screamed language a scandalized kiichi shouted to him obviously having covered his wife's ears Knox just growled sat down on her bed and used her power to force herself into unconsciousness absolutely furious at the requirements to return to normal since you've all been waiting so long I've decided to put in the first few chunks of The Chew in an exam while the Going's good especially now that I'm over that hump a couple weeks had passed since the kui festival and true to his word nuto had been spotted going around in full burnished plate mail complete with tabed and white cloak carrying Hinata away from hauga pursuers to do Kami knows what away from prying eyes H knows too which might explain that grin she's been wearing Dy Rio says we've been signed up for the che and exams Athena's never late Naruto said as they lounged around a bridge mumi was feeding a small flock of birds that had been drawn to her presence and were now taking handouts from the young woman KNX was contemplating spearing a few and getting nuto to roast them just to see the expression on her face although she could picture it in her mind it had taken a while but KNX had dug up the full criteria of what was needed one to be in combat with a very powerful opponent with a powerful blade that could match the summoning and poison aspects of knox's weapons two needed to be fighting to both protect and for the thrill of the fight at the same time three must not contrive or Force the situation to come into being but rather find it pursuing a famous swordsman is all right but bribing a demon to attack someone than jumping to their defense is out four must be devious as well as Honorable in battle and make a decisive Victory those four things needed to be fulfilled all at the same time not as bad a criteria as she had feared but still a fairly tall order it settled the need for a demon Prince whose circle of hell was a ring of jagged spires and poisonous smoke designed for those who poison the world for their own gain they make good training targets being so fat and slow on average but they catch on quick so they are a challenge to hit and the screams are oh so satisfying so the devious nature of a poison Master had to be used as well as the sheer ferocity and power of a God of War they don't mesh well normally as devious and honorable are often clashing terms especially in battle poy knocks you in this are out Naruto asked holding up a wat of cash no way I wouldn't bet the hairs on my DOT knock said then gave mumi a sidelong look having more or less given up on getting her to drop the censorship do you even have hairs on Naruto asked also giving mumi a look but she shamelessly ignored them the Scandal still have the censorship Ora up I see Athena noted from beside mumi while holding a small bundle of papers ha I wi pay up Naruto boasted holding a hand out to KNX you're about a millennia too late if you want to catch me like that why would you want hairs off my anyways Knox asked what we bet 50 Rio a piece Naruto protested you lying I did not nox shouted mumi Athena asked causing the brunette to sigh knock said she wouldn't bet the hairs on her rear Naruto Athena asked Spirit of chaos remember he replied getting a groan anyways I've signed the three of you up for the chein exams mostly because two of you just don't have the humility to pretend to be mere jennin Athena explained handing out the papers get nuto to raise an eyebrow humming from the woman disguised as a jonen he asked getting a snort from KNX and a bit of a growl from Athena I'd say congratulations and all that but really this is because I'm getting really really sick of babysitting you two she said with a pointed glare at Knox and nuto getting huge faked yawns in Stereo then glanced at each other and side all right knock it off you too I get it you don't care damn hybrids can't any of your kind ever just fit into one group oh I done know I'd say mumi fits the whole God stereotype fairly well Naruto noted oh right this thing is to d right okay Cakewalk let's do this so I don't have to see whiskers or Little Miss ain't there every day Knox noted I'll be glad to get rid of you m Naruto countered Isn't it nice the way they play together mumi asked Athena who gave her a look then shook her head with a sigh anyways if you three go through with this you'll still be a team but you won't have me so I'll be an U Athena explained now you three have an exam to attend to and I have some paperwork to fill she said before Vanishing instantly due to the stone construction of the bridge un first Parts in the academy letun go Naruto noted then exclaimed with a pose you always have to act like a dork Knox asked and was flipped off a you losers can walk mumi could you send me a mental sign for when you've arrived so I can teleport in Knox asked somewhat politely and mumi agreed cheerfully Hine stayed behind loser Naruto shot to Knox getting the burn himself this time as he and mumi walked off I just don't know what her problem is I mean I know some people are jerks but Knox never freaking lets up Naruto exclaimed in frustration when they were a block away from the redid it's because she's a she nox is is in comfortable the way she is and has always hated being treated like a child what she's going through is comparable to water torture it doesn't create any physical harm but it still leaves very deep gashes in a person not to mention KNX was hurt from within to begin with this is a very roundabout method but lady H is trying to force a reaction a large reaction so that Knox will force herself or himself or whichever to move past all of this especially since simply letting the problem sit didn't help mumi explained and Naruto found himself staring at her with an eyebrow rais what she asked I don't get it one moment you're all did see and airheaded the next you're a pro psychologist and can explain everything perfectly what gives Naruto asked and mumi smiled and Shrugged before looking up to the Sun a bit obviously tuning him out LM go a nearby voice shouted in nuto side all right let's see what the pests gotten into he stated as they rounded the nearby corner to the alley where they heard the shouting he then casually put his arm around the shoulders of the guy who was hoisting kohu off the ground before breaking his grip and lowering the kid you know there's this little something called the law that says you can't do that here Naruto noted casually the guy immediately tried to break nutk grip but was just as quickly in a crushing headlock with a pressure enough to make his eyes bulge and if I see you roughing up a kid again then I'll sick and God a Vengeance on your drop the Ora migumi he shouted then noticed something um clever he said smacking the real kanguro heart on the head while dropping the puppet but you're all tied up and I've got this fun little toy called a knife on me I know you're here for the che in exams but why spark an international incident I mean do you want to fall down some stairs and land on a blade huro tried to have his puppet break nutk grip on the more important parts of the rapping keeping him penned up but a quick snap kick took care of that Naruto didn't even look back try to play nicer you to Tanuki boy Naruto said casually to Gar and kanguro at the same time without pause than Kuro you're an embarrassment gar began y like a demon container that gets controlled by his own demon Naruto said pointedly and gar let loose with a bow loosening gut-wrenching amount of killing intent supplemented by shukaku Naruto yawned and hid him with a true Demon's killing intent bringing him to his knees causing a wet spot to appear in the bundle and tamari to Simply collapse gimu and his team had long left the scene knock it off kid kiichi said appearing in a shunin and smacking nuto on the head he focused energy into his left hand and smacked gar R in the ABS altering the very weak seal that kept the sand spirit in him making it so that by the end of the day gar would be taking up the mantle of the one tail not that he knew it anyways now all of you get you have an exam to attend he said sternly and both mumi and nuto dashed off with his daughter throwing him a little wave don't say anything nuto mumi said softly as they walked by a small crowd gathered in front of a door with a weaking Jutsu she had to keep a grip on the back of his neck and March him right past before the Temptation overcame him s chaos Spirits arudo sighed in disappointment but pulled a kunai and flicted causing knocks to appear outside it and continue walking beside them her mouth half full of something probably something spicy she nodded to them and they walked in casually it took a few seconds but soon sasu and mumi were standing closely but chastely where hanada and Naruto it was provocative to say the least nox breathed a sigh of relief to see rayu with Sakura it looked like that favor she called in had paid off this your boyfriend Naruto mentally sent to Knox when he noticed her looking at them only to get a mental snarl in return I will gild you with a hammer if you don't shut up KNX returned with so much venom that Naruto shuddered what is it a lazy voice said from nearby and team Immortal glanced in the direction spotting a silver-haired 17-year-old beginning to chat with Shikamaru noox took a deep appreciative breath through her nose ah treachery such a delightful sin KNX thought as both mumi and nuto became much more cautious Knox however realized that a spy wouldn't be alone five will get you 20 of those three from Sand there are with silver here and a grass Trio over there as well as the three from sound all In Cahoots if I'm getting their auras right what you sure Naruto sent still only partially used to his Aura sensing abilities yes I can sense it as well mumi supplied and Knox nodded I hate being left out Naruto sent and both him Knox blink T shot the girl a look when mumi of all people blew him the mental equivalent of a raspberry what in the sorry mumi said by way of apology that grass one's really powerful mumi sent morosely our power limiters Place us around J in a best he's past that dibs KNX and deciding to seize the moment what Naruto I just called dibs KNX on what mumi fighting the snake solo dibs see I did it again you can't call dibs on that Naruto sure I can dibs see why he'll rip you apart as you are now narut just let me do this knock sent with such force that they both physically blanched the timing was only somewhat good as one of the sound Jen and slammed could Kudo was it slammed Kabuto into the wall and he vomited from the force of the blow what's wrong sasu cast mumi as hanata looked towards Naruto Naro answered for all of them that attack didn't physically connect he used sound waves to hit Under the Skin he probably has some kind of long-range defense as well fighting them ought to be fun nuto remarked and mumi gave him a bit of a look that's enough you maggots I don't want to see any fighting until I say so the first part of the chein exam has begun and if you punks don't settle down I'll murder you myself this would normally be a fairly small threat to any ninja however when delivered by a man in an awesome t r n c HC o a t what I like trench coats with huge scars and a death glare giving out killer intent like he plan to torture and may every last one of them and enjoy every second of it it tends to be taken seriously what the [ __ ] a written test Naruto sent across the mental link and Knox began sniggering at mumi scandalized a process it's a character test also sorts of militaries use these just answering a question right or wrong is what you have to do you need self-confidence and determination so they test you for it in an unwinable situation KNX sent with the mental equivalent of a grin we Gods we can just access the Divine abyssle or spiritual supercomputers and get the right answers anyways mumi reasoned as she easily browsed through the CER her gift of tongues letting her know the language instantly and exactly how to translate for those wondering the gift of tongues allows all immortals to speak all languages without accent although some will put in a fake one for fun Thor being a good example all three Immortals quickly solved the problems after mumi had Brit in both nuto and KNX into not causing any disturbance whatsoever now as to the 10th question iiki began after what Naruto considered an unbearably boring time later and he sat up with a grin it is your choice as to whether or not to take this question however those not taking automatically fail he began then why the hell wouldn't we take it a jenon shouted standing up sit down iiki shouted flashing enough killing intent to give a cold sweat to the normal jenin if you get this final question wrong then the remainder of your time as a Shinobi will be as a jenin regardless of Prior future performance he said grimly and the blonde girl from sunna stood up that's [ __ ] no way you have that kind of authority she shouted and he pulled out Scroll after Scroll after scroll all of them bearing the official markings of each participating Village ordinarily you would be right little girl but I have obtained the approval of all the leaders of each hidden village CER otherwise you simply have had the bad luck of facing me he said grimly and many Jen and collectively gulped there was a nervous silence until do give up sorry guys a jenon said and just like a damn breaking team after team quit until maybe a fifth of the starting jenin were left anyone else this is your last chance iiki asked glaring across the room a few of them shivered but the rest held firm then in that case you all pass the first stage of the chew and exams he said somberly and everyone blinked for a moment until H I am a huge explosion went off and none other than anko midi and a large Banner proudly proclaiming that the sexy ano maidashi Proctor of the second exam a profound silence followed this enko you're early again icki said and she sweat dropped what if Naruto adopted by a goddess and thanks for watching my video till the end if you enjoy this content then do consider subscribing to my channel and leave a like if you guys need the next part comment down and thanks for watching the video and see you guys in the next video

Channel: Dragon Naruto

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Length: 134min 22sec (8062 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 28 2024