What do I taste like? What-- no-- You asked, Nikki. I know,
but I just... I just-- I mean, like, I would
just assume it's nasty, so-- Why? It's a moist cavity
between your legs, Kat. A moist cavity?
I've nev-- It is, okay? And it sometimes
gets sweaty, so it sometimes
smells. It's just...
[clears throat] It's just
a little gross. No, it's not.
You definitely... You want it clean. You honestly want to know
what you taste like? Well, I asked
didn't I? [whispering]
Okay. Come here. Open your legs. You taste... [whispering]
so fucking good. Okay, I'm no lesbo,
but that was really hot. Yeah.
Uh-huh. Almost made me want
to go down on you. Really?
Almost. [Gene]
Uhh! Oh! I forgot how fun that was!
[zip] [Trudy]
Well, speak for yourself, old-timer. I'm gonna hunt down
and kill that doctor who gave you
those pills. Mmwah! [chuckling] Can I ask you something? I hate when you do that. Ask me if you're gonna
ask me something. You're already asking
me something by asking if you can
ask me something. Okay, I'm sorry. So?
Well... if you had the chance to go
back in time and change things-- you know, like,
you and I being together, would you? Would I change anything
if I could go back in time? Yeah. No. God, no. Gene, I wouldn't change
a single thing. I couldn't have dreamed up
a better life in my best
night's sleep. You're still my knight
in shining armor. Always have been,
always will be. You're just as amazing
as the first night I met you. Who would have thought we would
have found love at a gangbang? [both laugh] Do you remember
that key party where old Walter Cotton couldn't
get his pecker out of my ass? [laughs]
Oh, yeah! Remember the look
on his face? Oh, sure do!
Ho ho! He was like
a helpless pup locked up with
a bitch in heat. [both laughing] All he was missing
was the amused owner chasing his little
water hose. You remember what
his wife Diane said after he finally
got it out? Oh, yeah. She said,
"Who wants pudding?" Whoa, what's wrong
with that crazy woman? Oh, God!
So gross! Oh, he was a kick
in the pants, huh? And hung like a horse. You ain't lying. He had a dick so big
it'd choke a donkey. Looked like a baby's leg,
didn't it? Yeah...a fat baby. [both laugh] Sex was different
back then. Yeah. Everything was so
much more free, you know? No rules, no ambitions, no jealousies. Mm-hmm. No shaved pubic hair.
Mm-hmm. And no diseases that
you couldn't take care of with a visit
to the doctor and a quick shot
of penicillin. Today-- let me
tell you something-- these kids gotta wear
a coat of armor before they park their car
in any woman's garage. I would wear
three or four. Yeah, you would. Do you remember
the night I brought home
LouAnn and Cecilia after the Jefferson Airplane
show at the Fillmore? The summer of 1969.
Uh-huh. I couldn't forget that
if I tried. No matter
how long we live, I'll never be able to
repay you for that night. I didn't know
fisting was possible. Oh, yeah,
it's possible. Hurts like a son of a gun,
but it's possible. That girl was cryin'! "Whaaa!" Yeah. She had pleasure
and pain at the same time. "Aahhh! Wahhhh!"
[laughs] Oh, God. Well, it hurt. Yeah.
"Wahhhh!" I'd say,
damn right it hurt. Somebody got their fist
up your damn thing, girl. Oh, God! It won't be
feeling good.
