What Didn’t You Know About The Other Gender?

what's something you didn't realize for years members of the opposite sx do in my freshman year of college one of my guy friends was horrified to hear that girl's periods last a week he thought we have symptoms for a week and then let all the period blood out at once like going to the bathroom he thought that pads and tampons before if you knew you won't have enough time to go to the toilet to let it out oh my god just imagine letting it all go at once that's horrifying while convenient just imagine the aftermath edit i did not know about morning wood until my roommate and i watched the proposal then had her boyfriend explain to us the line it's the morning at age 21 i had to explain to my then boyfriend's younger brother's girlfriend what morning wood was because they were having a huge blowout fight about how he just wanted sex all the time all the time even in the morning you just want sx yeah that was a fun night edit it half the people want morning sx and the other half is insulted by the mere concept of morning wood equals wanting morning sx i didn't know till my twenties that girls had to go to the gym ecologist routinely serious question though do you really have to go regularly if nothing is wrong isn't a bit like how some people won't go to the dentist for three years if they don't have any obvious reason to edited to add for a while as a kid all i heard was girls don't have a wee wee so i thought all they had were balls it took me a while but i figured it out eventually edit i found out around 16ish that when penises become erected happens in witches i thought they just went up in one motion like one of those piped whistles edit did not expect this much feedback since i was five hours late to the party to clarify i probably should have said pulses as in the blood pumping into it however it doesn't happen in one motion as i previously thought at least the four i've seen generally it happens in pulses there were probably other times when it just came up and i didn't see it so maybe then it did happen like a slide whistle for the guys confused by this maybe your penis works differently it's with a beat of the heart with each pulse there's another surge of blood the same principle applies to a deflating it's super hilarious to watch and secretly giggle about in your head while basking in the s z times afterglow edit i'm mad that my top comment on either of my accounts is about penis inflation that guys unstick their balls and it feels damn good i powder my balls like a fine victorian wig to keep them fresh and unfight sticked i used to think that in order to pee guys had to squeeze their penises always found it weird when my dad sometimes rushed to the toilet took me the longest time to figure out why laundry detergent ads bragged about getting out grass stains and blood i'm like you gotta hit the grass pretty hard to draw blood they can't move their penises without touching it by flexing muscles actually it's the other way around lady we can move our human without touching him just by flexing his muscles we also operate his central nervous system in this way girls nipples can come inverted and it can only be just one source my boobs this isn't really addressing the prompt since it's something members of the same sx do but i recently realized guys who are having friendly conversations rarely do so facing each other directly they are either side by side or standing in an l shape it blew my mind when i read that and realized that i had been doing this my whole life without consciously realizing it this is amazingly dumb of me but up until i was in hs i thought girls only used tampons pads to prevent potential leaks i just assumed chicks had a sphincter muscle in their vegina and they sort of held in all their period stuff until they went to the bathroom just like pooping god i wish my boyfriend thought this too except he thought the pads were just because we were too lazy to wipe until i was about to sophomore in hs i didn't know whether girls bled out of their veginis or their nipples sx8 classes always said private so i wasn't sure which set a reason that made me more confused was i saw my friend lean over and i saw some toilet paper gauze looking stuff in her bra so i thought she was on her period i'd like to know if girls do this as a man if i walk into a bathroom where one other man is sting he will almost 100 of the time sniff to make a noise that i'll hear every f king time if i'm pooping i usually just sit there in complete silence and pray that the other woman isn't in there too long i dated a guy in high school who thought pregnant women had contraptions when they went into labor a cigar cutter just came out the time between contraptions is getting shorter i just realized after 45 years of living that female pants have literally useless pockets even female cargo pants hold less than regular male pant pockets for my 20th birthday i had a drag party and wore my boyfriends at the time suit i couldn't believe i could fit my phone and a camera in the pockets and it felt like i wasn't carrying anything and i was so warm and cozy in the jacket he was in a prom style dress and heels at 10 pm he cracked it and said he wanted to change back because he was cold suck it up princess i worked with a 25 year old gentleman let's call him paul because that's his real name who believed every woman in the world had their period at the same time when he told me this i burst out laughing because i imagined that he saw women's periods as a werewolf change brought on by a full moon or something god i miss paul edit i realize periods sync up to a certain extent please stop telling me this i think you are missing the point that our dear mutual friend paul believed that the symptoms and blood flow began at the exact same moment in time for every single woman on the planet girls pee in the shower too not wash their hair every day some women only wash their hair a couple times a week if you're sweating out in a day you shower but the natural oils in your hair are what keep it looking good using shampoo every day destroys it store hide items in their bras i didn't think boobs could get any better what a fool i was men are constantly confused about why women bring so much tea when they travel watching my wife pack for a trip once it dawned on me men pick stuff and pack it women pack stuff to pick from i didn't know that dudes can sit on their balls my husband told me about it and i was thankful to have genitalia that stays in one place on my body at all times every girl i know seems to be in denial that guys jack off all the time especially if it's a guy they like that men and women take their shirts off differently try asking a member of the opposite gender how they take their shirt off and notice the difference from your own methods lol it makes you wonder why i didn't know guys came i thought people just quit having sex when they were tired no one ever talked to me about the ending women check out the bulge in a man's pants i always though guys wearing tight pants just had a strange fashion sense but apparently they are giving women a show every grower just cried a little edited a word excuse me i came to this thread to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so objectified right now i learned on our ask women that sometimes when they fart a little bit of the gas can get trapped in the vegina creating a little fart bubble in there if they swiggle around then it gets released let me clarify it gets trapped in the seal of the lips not in the vegena i didn't know that periods last multiple days i thought it was a one day thing i can't believe how many guys in this thread didn't know this didn't you hear the 5-7 days thing in health class the flush before you're done peeling toilet game you gentlemen do edit thought it was self-explanatory but since i'm getting a million messages asking what this is apparently the game is to flush in the middle of peeing and see if you can finish before the toilet is done flashing timing is everything till i did not invent this game i didn't think that women farted until i followed my extra wide bottom dance up the stairs out of the church basement i was seven years old right behind her ass high took me by complete surprise the horrible odour permeated my nose and mouth i could taste it made me dizzy that's when i stopped believing in god as a male movie theater employee i was shocked to find out the women's restroom always gets filthier than the men's truck stop janitor here i feel your pain day old tampon smell by the way is the worst smell period i didn't realize males don't pee themselves if they have to go and laugh too hard it's like a superpower best way for a man not to piss himself get a boner it shuts down the urge to pee cuz we think we are gonna have s i time wieners are such morons this thread sums up the failure of sx education in schools edit thanks for the reddit gold totally did not expect it first time it took me a long long time to realize that women try as hard as men do to look good be cool in front of people they are interested in women pheromones attract bobby pins causing them to multiply and hang around all over the house or apartment let me tell you about bobby pins i put 10 bobby pins in my hair one day for a performance after the performance i pulled out all 10 showered brushed my hair and went to bed the next day i woke up brushed my hair again and had to put in the same 10 bobby pins again i specifically know it was 10 because i'd lost all of the others that night i pulled out 11 bobby pins the f cars were breeding in my hair girls don't pee out of the same whole ufc apparently according to orange as the new black a lot of girls don't know that either apparently it was years until i realized they didn't pee out of their butt i didn't realize until fairly recently that some common guys wear underwear under their swimsuits my swimsuit is basketball shorts so i wear boxers with those for a long time i didn't think girls could em stir but how could they when they didn't have anything to jerk got a female roommate recently and we share a bathroom i had no idea that girls collect their hair strands on the shower wall to save them clogging the drain apparently all girls do this according to the other two that i asked this is the exact opposite of the question but it's hilarious so i figured i'd post it anyway in college i had a friend who said that one time he had sex with a girl and she jeweled all over the place i'm a girl and i was completely baffled he went on to elaborate that when some girls come they expel little jewels out of their bag just like squirting they told him he should probably get checked because achty ain't right so to sort of answer the question my friend thought that jules came out of girls v genus until he was 19. edit this is my highest rated comment thanks guys who knew that veginal discharge would make such a splash i didn't realize girls are just as immature about farts as guys are i learned that guys never ever talk in the bathroom i'm a bit jealous i have several colleagues who will continue a conversation as i'm peeing it's really awkward i like to pee in silence until around 16 i thought all girls have super clean room then turns out most of them are messy at fck i never thought guys would love getting pampered with beauty products and spas but i was so wrong i have so many guy friends who are using me as an excuse to go for spa sessions till not many people paid attention at health class there was a dude on us credit earlier today whose girlfriend liked to um stir but with her turned off curling iron and then she would turn it on because she enjoyed the scent of it heating up i had never considered this no that's actually disgusting drink good beer and play gta when my ex showed up with a growler of stout and insisted on taking over for me while i had a pint i was stunned i was sitting at a bar with a nice stout and i had several people ask me why i was drinking a dark beer well not what they do but what they have girl bathrooms have couches in them when my teacher told me i thought she was ducking with me until the entire class like 90 girls agreed with her only really fancy bathrooms what am i just too poor and non-fancy to have been in contact with this phenomenon also what are they used for browsing the gossip mags while you listen to other people's butt trumpets girls dress for other girls and not guys when they go to a club girls use 4x the amount of toilet paper as men girlfriend moved in never realized until then a lot of guys don't wash their hands after they pee what edit you keep telling me how clean your [ __ ] are but you seem to forget the ball swipe that lives only a couple inches away girls notice the weirdest sht on dudes for us it's like anji has big boobs and a big ass i'd let her sniff my wiener for girls it's like he's super cute but the space behind his ear before his hairline is really wide so yeah no i don't know about a second date and all the other girls nod in agreement as an adult male i was surprised that many female adults males too were offended by women breastfeeding in public i still don't understand why this that girls check out guys butts a lot learnt from my girlfriend when she started grabbing my butt and i asked why i guess it could be considered cute i guess it's like abs i've heard it hypothesize that in a similar fashion to how men are often attracted to features in women that identify strong fertility large breasts wide hips women are attracted to men with prominent asses because it signifies powerful thrusting and thereby a higher chance of fertilization might be total bullsht but it sounds legit to me as a father with boys and girls boys are more emotional and girls are more aggressive when i saw the proliferation of apps for women to keep track of their period i was like ha that's sure a lot of apps to remember the same date each month this is when i learned it is a 28-day cycle so it varies but i'm gay so whatever no baby worries i was into my college years when i realized many girls compliments to each other were anything but men insult each other and don't mean it women compliment each other and don't mean it i've learned that girls screenshot everything and anything you say and post it in group messages i have a friend who hasn't fully realized that a time he tells my friends essentially how much he still likes me i will find out within 10 minutes of the end of their conversation costing couch isn't real and the girls are getting paid was quite the shocking realization not until i was in college did i realize the ridiculous amount of time that many women spend on their appearance for reference as a man i spend approximately zero time on my appearance outside of shaving my stubble occasionally twisting the edges of my mustache fish ts giggles women sometimes comb their hair in the shower straighten curler with a hot iron exfoliate sp calmer their skin go tanning pluck their everything shave their legs they're viginous their armpits even their arms put on like 10 kinds of makeup and special skin treatments to every part of the body then force themselves into misfitting clothes and ram their titties into their necks with the world's strongest push-up bras which as it turns out play no part in doing push-ups it's mind-boggling how much women talk about men until i started hanging out with my sister and her friends it all revolves around men and in such hyper pick detail there is almost no life left in the sx stories i'm talking down to if the guy had a zit on his ass or how much fluid was in the condom after black guys just go yeah i hit that and then it's back to business i just want to clarify that not all girls do this none of my friends nor i ever discussed those types of things they're personal the farthest we ever went on the topic was when we lost our virginity and if it was good or bad because that's something you always hear as a girl that your first time will be so painful you'll cry i thought that when women complained they might appreciate advice or assistance it took a girlfriend and a wife to tell me that no they just wanted to complain and my offers of help were annoying i'm 23 just found out girls shave their butthole i once spent 20 minutes examining my boyfriend's dick because i had never seen one up close and personal penises are really weird looking morning wood i thought it was like boners in class that you just get them every now and then with a good dream i didn't realize it was every single morning fun aside evidently i still don't understand morning wood as my boyfriend i and our male friend went to a fun music camp drugs festival together we all shared one tent and one morning i decided i was awake and just ripped the sheet off of us exposing boyfriend's huge boner which we both then frantically tried to hide friend didn't or pretended not to see sorry boo i have never seen a straight white male between the ages of 12 and 25 throw a paper away without doing it basketball style i didn't realize that girl's veginas were so low down the crotch area i assumed it was in the same place as the penis i didn't realize this until i was sliding my hand down a girl's pants and was like damn how far down is this thing that women stick their loose hair on the shower wall when they take a shower and gather it up at the end women accidentally get blood on the underside of the toilet seaters or more often than i get pee on the top side of the toilet seat and somehow i'm the gross one wait what we do you don't have any reason to check under there unless cleaning so this is news disgusting i'm so embarrassed [Music] you

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Published: Thu Aug 06 2020