Weekend Update: The Bidens and Carters Take a Picture & the Most Instagrammable Bird - SNL

>>> A PHOTO TAKEN OF PRESIDENT BIDEN VISITING WITH JIMMY CARTER AND HIS WIFE HAS GONE VIRAL FOR AN ODD ANGLE THAT MAKES BIDEN LOOK LIKE A GIANT NEXT TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT. EVEN WEIRDER, WHEN YOU ZOOM OUT, THEY'RE ALL BEING HELD BY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> SOUTH CAROLINA LAWMAKERS VOTED TO ADD FIRING SQUAD TO ITS EXECUTION METHODS. AND I THINK IT'S NICE THAT PEOPLE WILL FINALLY GET THE CHANCE TO BE SHOT AFTER THEY'RE FOUND GUILTY. [ MOANS ] >>> PENNSYLVANIA POLICE ARRESTED A COUPLE AFTER THEY RAIDED THEIR HOME AND DISCOVERED $1 MILLION WORTH OF METH. FOR REFERENCE, THIS IS WHAT $1 MILLION WORTH OF METH LOOKS LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> POLICE SAY A WOMAN WHO WENT MISSING NEARLY SIX MONTHS AGO WAS FOUND IN A TENT IN A FOREST IN UTAH, LIVING OFF GRASS AND MOSS. AUTHORITIES BELIEVE THE WOMAN EITHER HAD MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES OR HAD READ AN ARTICLE ON "GOOP." [ LAUGHTER ] >>> DISNEYLAND'S SNOW WHITE RIDE IS BEING CRITICIZED BECAUSE PRINCE CHARMING KISSES SNOW WHITE WITHOUT HER CONSENT WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP, WHICH STILL ISN'T AS BAD AS UNIVERSAL STUDIO'S NEW "COSBY THE RIDE." [ LAUGHTER ] >>> A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER IN FLORIDA WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE TRIED TO MEET A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL HE MET ONLINE WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A DETECTIVE. SAID THE GOLFER, "MULLIGAN?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> COME ON, MAN. >> SADLY, THERE'S MORE. FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING, IN GOLF TERMS, A 15-YEAR-OLD IS 3 UNDER PAR. [ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ] >>> A NEW JERSEY WOMAN HAS FILED A LAWSUIT AGAINST McDONALD'S CLAIMING A BURGER WRAPPER SHE WAS GIVEN WAS SMEARED WITH EXCREMENT. IN FAIRNESS, SHE ORDERED THE NUMBER 2. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> THE POPULATION OF LOS ANGELES HAS FALLEN FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR. WELL, IT'S LIKE COLIN ALWAYS SAYS. L.A. IS JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT HARVEY. [ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ] >> COOL, COOL. THANKS, MAN, THAT'S COOL. >>> RESEARCHERS HAVE DETERMINED THE MOST INSTRAGRAMABLE BIRD IS AN AUSTRALIAN SPECIES CALLED THE TAWNY FROGMOUTH. THE LEAST INSTRAGRAMABLE BIRD IS ONCE AGAIN LARRY. [ LAUGHTER ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: 4INrQBmJYqY

Length: 2min 36sec (156 seconds)

Published: Sun May 09 2021