We Tried Japans Weirdest Snacks...

welcome back to the boys today we are going to be reviewing Japanese snacks we have all kinds of stuff even purple melty kiss bananas in a box whoa juicy you want a melty kiss with me I would love to share a melty kiss with you trade off her you give us money I give you new merchandise exclusive limited edition loyalty members only only one week left at the voice doctor [Music] dude wait what is what's the animal that squares and poops wombats that's actually uh what Minecraft Steve's looks like boys Jesus we could have started with uh the Toretto snacks I'd rather start by sharing a big melty kiss with all my boys wow okay feels like I'm kissing a minecrafter's [ __ ] all right now let's try the real thing that's actually really good what's in there I don't know chocolate no it's not just chocolate chocolate with like green matcha in the middle melty kisses what my uncle used to do to me she still does that to you whoa wait next thing we found were these what the [ __ ] was that mints oh they got little Pokemons they're just mints with prints this one's got Pikachu here I have one that's not a Pikachu I know my Pokemon gosh you don't know [ __ ] about Pokemon I've been in Japan for three weeks where have you been hmm they're not mints oh they're not other sherbet they're like they're like uh sweetos sure who sure about it what the [ __ ] is a sherbet haven't you heard of a shirt but he's my butler what they taste like Smarties yeah yeah what the [ __ ] American Smarties do you have if you're from the US you know what smoking Smarties is yup I'll be right back give me a second what does that mean Smarties the [ __ ] is that I'm so proud of you one of these Japanese dudes gave me this in a club he's now going to smoke the smarty why is he crushing it on our very traditional Japanese floor my friend Michael did that in a nightclub bathroom once and he went to hospital from Smarties no way uh it's doing something just like that they're gonna send you straight to Japanese prison and you're gonna get 40 canes if they catch you with that bag I'll give you 350 for that right now it's like you know how much that's worth that's about 60 250 Yen right there is that a PSA 10 bag of cocaine [Music] there you go oh it's that Japanese white we got that Japanese white that makes a white people fight juicy do I do it this way you can use my certified uh become a priest in Texas card what the [ __ ] why do you just carry that around Abdul was revealing this video Don't demonetize us if I had a [ __ ] from an Australian let me try a little bit come on man after me after me if I had these koala lips wrapped around your little floppy Come On Son are you going kangaroo mychinko or what let me onigo you should miss that Chinko that's Japanese for penis there's a lot of rocks in it can I try something yeah oh I'm glad that you don't have a Coke addiction because that nose would do damage but you're right next candy green Oreos we got the green Oreos the Japanese they say Noir these are like really really thin Oreos these literally taste like the cookies were feeding the deers yesterday they taste like one of my grandma's foot calluses look like oh wow you're right that's the really sad thing that's kind of yummy yeah what are we rating the Green Oreos zero all right I rate it a zero as well we have banana next oh sorry I've just been I've been looking at these starting off with the real safe snacks but me and juicy have a surprise for the boys let's whip out a little surprise I see you boys try to get us with like fish give me more of that bags yeah I got a couple yeah you can get 15 pounds of that [ __ ] out of the country into Australia I can make you rich dude really yeah well I know a place we're gonna stash it in Pokemon game boys and we can get it with a lot of that sell sell the game boys you got your boys done can we record now what are you talking about [ __ ] hell brother have you boys had breakfast yet because uh I had breakfast I brought you uh marinated seasoned quail eggs that aren't even in the fridge are you trying to pug me do you see this thing do you know where they go in this country chocolate they got chanclas on steroids man imagine what your mother could do it with you don't be threatening me out here with these [ __ ] you better be scared man I'm telling you you're not I'm scared of those I'm a Mexican friendly place man I'm telling you I've been traumatized by those enough in my life to not be scared of them anymore exposure therapy [Laughter] it's a little wrapped up oh it's got juices these are quail eggs wrapped in little packages with juice in them I don't want to hear from this side of the table he can't eat these because I know for a damn fact he eats eggs that's true okay perfect this is exactly exactly what I imagine it looks like when they took take your testicles out when they cast right you I've seen some videos where the testicles are wrapped around like this exactly like [ __ ] and ball torture they aren't meant to be delicious that's what they said about the [ __ ] green Oreos Josh you're getting you're getting a little intimate here at the boys we like to keep our camera no eat your egg eat your eggs eat your egg pretty good pretty good yeah it's just like a tiny egg wait you haven't even had it yet you know what it actually tastes like the freaking bacon no the bacon bits yes it does all right it's like a little breakfast in a baggie that's an excellent idea it tastes like eggs okay whoa what would you say Josh what'd you say this is a [ __ ] excellent idea yeah it is excellent It's like boiled eggs now heard it just said that was an excellent idea give me that I'm gonna suck you I'm sorry little guy what you never got fertilized now you've been eating for a YouTube video that's why I apologize to my [ __ ] sock but your sock did get fertilized otherwise it would just be a regular second trimester she was [ __ ] socks in his second trimester yep I'm gonna be a dad dude it's it's full of potassium oh whoa what is this the [ __ ] banana what do you [ __ ] think they're individually wrapped they [ __ ] love plastic here yeah they really do we bought with a packet of peanuts it was a bag of peanuts and each peanut was wrapped I'm not kidding in America you have all these like hipster places that are like oh you got to pay 25 cents for a paper bag no plastics meanwhile you come to Japan individually wrapped in plastic in a giant plastic bag eggs dude that had a banana wrapped you get it it has a natural wrap enough one thing three one for you monkeys right hang on how big are these bananas this is not a [ __ ] banana idiot come on it opens up like a real banana look at that oh you can look have a look that's so good was that banana cake yeah next purple whoa you've heard about it now it's here dude once again a bag two more bags I bet you there's gonna be more bags individually wrapped purples in there the texture is throwing me up because it's light when you pick your nose and roll a booger up it's the exact texture it is the exact same texture when you roll it up oh it smells like olives is that that bad that's not that bad you don't like purple what's the matter with you purple's delicious did yummy it's like an olive bread cake thing yeah it tastes like it's not a cake man what the [ __ ] is that I don't know I think they're groom's turds they look really fancy I saw when we went to go pet deer yesterday they were leaving piles of these around you know what this tastes like well the inside of a purple texture why don't you pulled the thing out the little um like tube inside yeah boys surprise rounds oh that's just a bottle opener [Laughter] is that dried squids I think they're just dried squids black drives blocked Josh I'm so sick why would you get it out of [Music] this is imported they're not this big here I don't know where they got them but this is this is not a Japanese penis it's time to try the mystery uh snack what is it dehydrated squids I think yeah wow well it's got so many pubes on hairy dehydrated squids oh they're not dry they're moist oh yeah oh they're pungent they smell like salt and vinegar bro oh my God this is the inside of Sharon Osborne's vagina this is what I can't swallow it dude Bikini Bottom [ __ ] this is what that smells like look at Narada you're up big guy did he try it is it still in your mouth the worst thing of the day so far easy peasy I'm Bridging the Gap between all of the great snacks you guys no you're not pass them over pass them over here you go yeah don't hug the squid Josh likes it I think this is squid dude [ __ ] you won't put all of them in your mouth though I'm not putting all of them okay [ __ ] I'm never letting you touch my touch me with that mouth oh Christmas you guys want to share it he's smelty kiss now don't you dare throw up on me bro come on okay can we put them in a bag juicy put oh Molly this kind of pews in it look at Emily show Malaysia oh put that stinky ass [ __ ] in there time for something a little bit gay do you want to try mayonnaise a little bit gay no [ __ ] you may knows it's real good something nice and sweet it's about time so watch me [ __ ] you do them everyone put your hands out oh Jesus Christ they cut little Fruity Pebbles I believe these are rose balls oh more more clues to watch the [ __ ] out of my mouth they smell really good dude oh these are delicious they are these are my favorite things so far they tastes like about bath salts smell yeah yeah and then on the inside it's like a gummy yummy flowers whoa mayonnaise time what smells good it's mayo man I have Cupid Mayo in my fridge yeah that's that's sold everywhere in Australia do you like that yeah have a [ __ ] Mayo that's that white people [ __ ] is it good do you like it I like mine on my hot dog please not the Josh is tasting apparatus not on the tip it's weird it's gay if you eat May off the table how can we all go out to get Japanese snacks and you go out and just buy a bottle of mayo wait have a little taste do you like it man have some more oh my God oh my God [Laughter] it tastes really good bro I can smell you from here it's not my favorite mayonnaise dude you're [ __ ] I bet your Cub could crumble an Empire dude yes tell us season time this one looks like it's gouda cheddar yeah this one is uh this is Camembert this is another example I think of Japanese people trying to imitate American snacks there you go there you go don't go on the table oh careful you can tell that they've tried to imitate American snacks because all the bullet holes in it yeah with mayo with mayo try this give me that it's a real good one man no [ __ ] wait that's actually good what are you smelly bro oh my God my least the gazer with the Chaser on now dude that's a bunch this is really stinky cheese which is my favorite juicy want some no oh bro you know my favorite thing about traveling with you what's that do you want to try it real good Lana surely I love cuties but not your fingers have been in there let's just put some chippies that's just with some chippies Ladies If you ever let Molly put his fingers inside you that's what they're gonna look like when he pulls them out open that thing man take my mind away from them just little fruit fruit candies except of course they didn't roll it up and they just individually packaged every centimeter how can you say that without opening the packet are you [ __ ] me bro they're all individually packaged it's like a bite each package in America do you have Fruit Roll-Ups yeah yeah the uh what's the other ones that are uh Twizzlers that's what I'm hoping these are like yeah it's time together these are [ __ ] badass I'm gonna lick you stop licking me right yeah what about this you get it it's delicious Molly stop Molly come on don't do it ah it tastes good I don't like those they're like sour they're not sour they're bitter I would compare this to pulparindos yep what you don't even know they are juicy I also concave with Eddie and juicy I also would compare them to poop elitos all right we'll have one more wholesome snack before I open strawberry strawberry it says a taste everybody will be pleased with an exciting taste why not try it once why not try it probably only once you could all say the exact same thing about meth whoa oh my God presentation's beautiful yeah wait are these just I think these are strawberries covered in white chocolate oh wow you ready whoa check it out it's like a super concentrated dry straw oh Lord holy [ __ ] hey come on man what happened to you should be cool bro this is pretty cool yeah bridge in the Gap Hill I'm not [ __ ] touching them give it to narrator you should be cool man and used to be not eating Mayo these are really good why not try it once no I have one no every time we film one of these videos I'm actually starting to strategically make sure I'm not sitting next to you why because you're doing [ __ ] like that well I'm just I'm just trying to Molly said why you're halfway through a bottle of mayo in five minutes as a Mexican in Japan I had to try oh and see these ones are real good they are these are my favorite ones yeah I had to check the stores and see if they had any candy that the Japanese kids would put inside the pinatas if you break a Japanese pinata what comes out some [ __ ] with chili on it probably math tests yeah probably uh calculators long working weeks I got blood genitals High suicide rate no I found the pinata bag it's a bag with a bunch of [ __ ] mystery [ __ ] honestly there's no English here so I don't know what any of this stuff is some of them look like nuts the Japanese celebrated pinatas do they even celebrate birthdays I haven't seen a single person I don't think they celebrate anything dude except for their independence from the United States of America of course sorry oh oh my God are the colors like fortnite I like orange and sesame crackers and the purple one's rare Sesame crackers are my favorites mine just says spices and snacks I'm telling you right now if you got me in a pinata filled with peanuts for my birthday you'd find me hanging from my closet with a fortnight I swear we saw this out of the bug review wait is that a bug I have no clue there's a mystery strings here look at these I would be so depressed oh not the mystery strings mystery meat is that what it says I don't know well it is oh god oh is it more fish that's [ __ ] Seafood that smells like fish [ __ ] again okay smell this Kevin smell this page with remember that's candy they gave to kids it's supposed to make them feel better about themselves oh oh it's a Mayo rocket ship and it's heading straight towards Port Molly and then and then you did this right this is what you did here comes a fishy fishy with mayo yummy yummy I would rather end my bloodline than I could do that if you're gonna puke puke in the Pokeball I bet it's good it's pretty far I have been curious about that giant bulbous sucker grapes oh wait first of all it looks like grape like a big Grape Vine wait that's not a Vine big grape they're squishy we bought this in John Cody which is like penguin warm don't [ __ ] great first of all we went and did a bit little shopping spree and Don Cody to buy these which is basically Don Quixote they got everything there well there's so much [ __ ] and so much stimming things like music and themes and like penguins and [ __ ] everywhere and these stood out to me they've been there squeezing all your nuts I really wanted Bob this trading good great she's gotta like gnaw through it I like how you just take like the Gopher approach dude they're like wait what it's like a condom filled with [ __ ] bro this is the type of [ __ ] that like like Customs find you got balloons inside of you boy yeah here's the next part of the video everyone cover these in cooking oil and swallowing you're gonna have to [ __ ] them out on the other side how many of these can you shove up your eyes it's got like thick gauge wire and thick plastic this is thick plastic wow this is some squeezy balls man you need to get looser Underpants bro because your balls do not look good hold on laughs hip-hop it pops it popped right you're going to have an overdose I need you to look me in the eyes and count backwards from 10. seven all right is it good it's jelly right I think it's working on the rubber oh yeah definitely that's delicious it's like having um James Charles just jizz in your mouth honestly it's delicious very fragrant it's jelly you're not gonna get the purple sugar jelly if you don't buy the balls in my mouth through your mouth hit the ball juicy they said they got us Sushi that's a vibrator isn't it no say ah I'm chewing okay I'm chewing meow Grill You're Gonna Lose juicy stop stop it stop stop juicy I'm gonna put fish [ __ ] in your mouth don't even make a day next week we got yummy Pikachus cheese snacks cheese cream cheese cream snacks because the happiest time is eating delicious food I can't wait to put mayo on it I didn't even say that whoa there's different flavors wait if you don't like me just tell me how hard you have to throw out at a wall 14th don't find out orange alternate okay yellow okay orange yellow what's the yellow one do they both say cheese cream biscuit so it's literally like those little cheese crackers you get in the packages but they're a little sweeter oh [Laughter] some guy paid me forty dollars and take me across the border the way that just flew away let me show you how they do it in British Columbia thank you needs more cooking oil anyway you're [ __ ] you're so cool did you just do that again you should try it no this is like vanilla cheese what's next family chips nothing stronger than family are they fosting the Furious yeah Dominic Toretto do you have family chips there you go there you go the meme is done they taste like dried two minute noodles as a man who eats his Ramen Top Ramen box dry this is my chips if I was baked on a Friday night this is what I would eat you know the little like kids at school that would like just the sorts of kids that would chew the rubbers off the remotes and stuff yeah and they eat like the [ __ ] the big dried Noodle Box yeah that's what it is that's what that shit's oh yeah time for weird snacks weird snacks all right you guys got these right what oh man dude you're not really gonna make me eat this thing as if they removed the best they removed the best part [Music] oh it's fish jerky isn't it it doesn't smell as bad as the [ __ ] sweet things yeah pass one down you know what's funny wait where narrator hey come here I've bought these fishes fish bait before and they've looked more delicious than this right now are you sure this isn't just dog food bro yeah I tried to bite the head off and I can't this is going to be hilarious to Japanese people when we're just eating like fish bags these are dog treats yeah it's a popsicle obviously wait yeah yeah somebody get the translator app out translate that it's a popsicle you can't chew through it there you can did you just eat the head of that I haven't seen no [ __ ] expose the brains like I'm getting very sleepy your dirty snacks oh you're looking like this what does it say it's made with domestic sardines okay the taste of ingredients stands out it really does ah I'm getting threatened right now you're not saying this but Narada hasn't had any yet I don't do that you ate Fugu so I know you do fishies you don't get in trouble for eating it just lick it a little bit you want some mayo no I do not want your cream you want me to put some mayo on there you didn't put mayo on yours you said you're gonna do it on everything not that though you said I could lick it right like you're just pop it in my mouth you know I kind of see what's happening over there and this would sounds really weird with no context yeah if you just close your eyes no I don't want you why'd you make it so gay for oh you got it yeah that's yours now oh you want it good job mate oh no no what the [ __ ] we have something really good crabs I just got over crabs man whoa they're like little oh yeah it smells like cat food look at all these stink man give me one I think I think they don't smell as bad as the fish look at these guys yeah take a close look at that yeah cutie is it's like chewing on shade there's no meat you're just eating shells smell this Kevin it's the candied bro can you see it they're sugar they're sweet on the outside figure out what it tastes like on the inside that's delicious I need some water or something I swallowed mine can I have some water what's wrong that was [ __ ] foul bro candied crabs what the [ __ ] I almost [ __ ] vomited me too just that tasty I'm still chewing on it did you just say the N word SpongeBob oh no it's the ATO with the IRS I'd like to thank um whoever emptied out their fish tank for today's video next item chocolate pies oh what is wrong with this country wait hang on hang on are you good bro dude I can't stop burping okay do you need a minute are you gonna be okay chocolate pie oh these look good yeah mmm no shrimp no [ __ ] squid or octopus or any fish or anything good Miley please dude good old-fashioned chocolate is it good is it blessing can I trace them really thank you I regret my [ __ ] decisions [Music] you're from Mexico you eat [ __ ] like this all the time no I don't pretend it's corn that is the least Mexican thing I've ever seen in Eddie's hands do you guys want one song you want some mayonnaise on that I want another yummy snack get this out of here I've got the perfect thing give me those ones these are legitness everyone shut up these are legitness these are just legit nice little gummies okay yeah these are just like little dummies get them out get them out calm down you can put mail on it eventually chill me wait can I pick up the gummy with two crab claws and eat it um this is my last voice trip because I'm gonna hang myself up here comes the claw wait wait wait can you put them the ham on top of him that's delivery crab delivery crab and now deliver it to someone in need what are you doing there Jersey I'm delivering a succulent fruit snack to this boy's mouth I'm high on ketamine did he did he eat it with the crab what do you think what the [ __ ] do you think that Boston do we have another snack I'm hungry how about this cheese marshmallow things got it they're individually wrapped are you [ __ ] serious oh boy [Music] Whoa cheese all right boys we have eight minutes till the police get here these are [ __ ] good I destroyed all of my cream puffs I clapped over my cheese puffs and now I've just got enough really good they are really good with mayo you want some thank you [Music] I'm good juicy nope I ate a delivery crab I'm not eating your [ __ ] Mayo Josh let's try one I'll leave you alone leave the Mayo alone you've done the Mayo bit but the way you're looking at me as that thing literally just dribbles it's hesitantly dripping I feel bad for all the women that have been open your mouth Josh open your mouth no I don't like this I know what you're gonna do what you're gonna just [ __ ] jizz it on me [Laughter] down the bits done no it's not yes it is oh Molly why'd you do that Eddie I'm not even supposed to wear shoes in here you've just she's mayonnaise all over this to Tommy map did he get it all the way everywhere there goes the deposit you can't even get the Mayo out of the [ __ ] floor mat no it's out look no it's not it's in now management if you're watching this any uh to timing damage comes out of Molly's check yeah luck sack hell yeah everyone take a cracker oh cracker yeah Josh catch the cracker you're throwing them that's the cracker he already has one no I don't oh you got mail in it there's a picture of an octopus and a happy picture of an octopus and it says they're crackers they taste like takoyaki do they really yeah all right so for people that don't know takoyaki is a kind of flavored uh dog it's very delicious these are actually really good and they're almost 100 carcinogen free as well it says on the background oh boy get your ethnic [ __ ] out of here surprise what is it I have no idea it's it's Minecraft Cube I heard that Molly really likes seaweed really yeah and he just squirted a lot of mayo on to Josh have some I'm going to need a little little sniff these are basically they look like deep fried pieces of seaweed or do you like seaweed no holy [ __ ] these are excellent oh my God you actually do just taste like lemon no they're fantastic but we [ __ ] up yeah we [ __ ] up these are busting we thought that Molly would hate these because he hates seaweed I hate seaweed but these are really good oh noodles we're gonna have to prep those oh what are you talking about dude we've already told you Josh we eat these raw yeah I bought this especially for you yeah can I have some you need more sauce on it trust me can I have some specifically for the sauce it's concentrate it's [ __ ] hot take a big bite awful chew that up it's Pelican jizz [Laughter] [Music] um yeah delicious that sauce is supposed to be diluted with water the constipated chicken is how you can tell all right now something I've been really wanting to try give me that Kirby thing the cummies it's adorable gummies I just bought this because I like Kirby hey share that [ __ ] Water Dog look how [ __ ] Kawaii Quasar let me again pass a little star to the boy narrator God damn these are like Tide Pods man you see the plastic yeah what the [ __ ] these are like Tide Pods these are so hard to get this is why Japanese people are so skinny we spend half the night just trying to open their food it's a little tomato [Music] did you even taste it you guys so I saw the [ __ ] Adam's Apple take the Apple more snacks wait I got I got Sabi oh I'm [ __ ] love Wasabi yeah I got one here triangle Wasabi pistachios oh triangles wasabios they're like little Wasabi nuts oh it's so good they're they're just nuts blue Wasabi on them crispy batter pistachio and wasabi that's what those are are you okay what's wrong next snack cheese apparently tomato and cheese something whoa have a look at that it's like a little uh like a little Sunny Side Up sort of set up it smells like someone's like between their toes that shit's good it's like cheese crackers dude you want to smell my toast smell comparison what the [ __ ] is that thing dude this is bigger than your what's going on here mate no they smell good what the follow the cheese in Japan is very footy it's very very very footy boys I have more things let me guess it's something with fish what the [ __ ] is this there is regular oh look at these they still have the spine on them what are they I don't know sour cream and onion all the animals no they're not squid these are fish fillets yeah [ __ ] that's bad no I like those you're banned from [ __ ] pulling anything else out of that boy we got we got some cute little strawberry fellas please just passed something down no no here at the boys chat no give us the give me the [ __ ] candies so pass these pass these down give us the [ __ ] candies we have little mushrooms wait are these the type that'll get you [ __ ] like seen [ __ ] juicy do not [ __ ] eat them I swear to god dude do not eat that [ __ ] would you guys like to see my oh jinko this is delicious give me Mom can go away from me why is he snotting from his nose what the [ __ ] happened then do not puke on the floor [Laughter] [Applause] did you [ __ ] eat the one in your nose that's enough I'm [ __ ] done dude oh wait I've got some more stuff oh you shouldn't have asked that question last one is mystery meat [ __ ] mystery me this one looks good though it's beer and chicken mystery me I didn't trust anything you say anymore Eddie I will try this one oh those look like they might be Boston I saw a hair on one that's certainly mystery that's probably not chicken boys ask yourself a question real quick where are the cats I haven't seen a single cat since I've been in this country it's a bag of chicken skin bro wait who got these there's still this left no there's not the video's done no it's not it's done I'm hot ironic by eating or something hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up stop stop stop what was everyone's favorite thing um for me it was the cheese crackers yeah the strawberries the dehydrated strawberries oh these things yeah those are nuts my leaves was a Mayo the Fruit Roll-Ups oh you like those yeah these are really good honestly even though it was super stupid hot I like date hang on what's the worst thing oh the fish the crabs the crabs the sugar coated crabs yummy yummy yummy if you would like to see us go to another country and fill out yummy tummies with other yummy treats um let us know in the comments which countries uh we should try the treats from yeah we will go to Ethiopia Ethiopian troops uh deep fried flip-flop Adidas tracksuit Justin Bieber t-shirt Ethiopian snacks with the boys leave a like American Waste become a member see extra bonus [ __ ] crazy stuff you can't so you normally you can watch what I was sucking on in the uncensored version oh yeah he was he's been sucking on something this whole video you can also see uh Molly suck on somebody's toes as well yeah I did in fact put mayonnaise on Eddie's big toe and no you did it lick it off yes I'm about to yeah we have to do it become a member what

Channel: The Boys

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Keywords: VR, Virtual Reality, The Boys, JoshDub, Mully, EddieVR, YourNarrator, Juicy, Comedy, Funny, Gaming

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Length: 36min 45sec (2205 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 17 2023