We Tried Every Viral Kardashian Product..

don't come knocking if this is rocket are we allowed to say if we don't like it or are the Kardashian stands gonna like kill us this is like lip liner if you know what I mean oh okay ladies it's got a weird smell like the commercials okay hello everybody it is doomy and gloomy outside ladies and gentlemen and cookies so here we are once again we are starting the Vlog good morning how's everyone doing [Music] it is October things are getting crazy around here do you see my little ghost as a woman of one I get crazy um so this is one of the very few videos I'm not knowing English it's really so fun I spend so much money and tuition every year I'm still on my seventh year of school if you're wondering why I haven't been posting that many times this past semester I'm drowning I wanted to personally test out all of the Kardashians products I want to be a curious cat and as the curious cat I guess this could be a blank-minded consumer review for Kris Jenner herself to realize what Kardashian products they should pump and which Kardashian products they should dump so let's get into it so I am a reasonable person and I always say that you got to give credit where credit is due Miss Kimberly had this delivered at godspeed it's not even like she Amazon primed it it's like she had special cheetahs driving Ferraris delivering things here here we have it this is cookies little Hut and she doesn't like to be moved from her Hut but she'll let me carry her around in her hut I wanted to preface by saying that my body has already been through a lot today I've been to the chiropractor I just got snapped and clapped back into place and I don't know how to make this not TMI but my body is pouring out blood like a Hawaiian volcano about to erupt so I am feeling quite bloated today and I was gonna wait but I was like skimmy's package just came just said I can't wait and I'm just gonna do it while I'm bloated because isn't the point of skims to like accentuate you at all phases of life I will give you a spoiler alert that I am a skims Stan okay skims robes are the Holy Grail of my entire existence but I could really only speak for the robe so everything else that I got I'm trying with fresh eyes fresh mind fresh perspective this is the sculpting bodysuit with snaps I just got so excited and I was like skimberly is not gonna let me down it's just not gonna happen I just noticed that it is a 4X to 5X so but it looks pretty small item number one you're all gonna say that I'm absolutely freaking crazy because it looks like it's skin tight I'm about to be chopped in half like a hot dog however when I have seen other people try similar things onto this I think it's supposed to be so tight that it's questionable if it's going to damage your internal organs I mean you obviously wouldn't wear just this it is supposed to be sucking me in like I've never been sucked in by anything before this thing is supposed to be Gluck like in me like it is supposed to be sucking and it's not sucking okay I'm not even gonna rate it because it's not my right size does it feel nice yeah I feel like I'm going to the beach I should have like a little drink in my hand this is the stretch satin dress cocoa and a large I feel like that is kind of a tactic that they have that everything is sold out so when you see something in your size you're like I have to buy this right now or it could be sold out five minutes from now so that's why I ended up getting this okay it's not all that stretchy I'm a little nervous okay okay wait getting it on is an Olympic sport getting it off I don't think it's meant to come off I think once you put this on this is your final form and you're stuck here but I'm okay being stuck here because this is one of the most beautiful dresses that I think I've ever had on for being such a simple little piece of fabric my mind I love it I love it if you're thinking about fall right I could wake up I could eat breakfast in this dress I could go shopping I could walk around wow my life is so exciting next on our agenda fits everybody bralette and Onyx and it's a size large and this is the fits everybody thong it also in Onyx also in a size large also I just got this light set up that was so anticlimactic I've layered it for Extra Protection however I Kimberly just knows how to knock it out of the park she should be on the baseball team because this [ __ ] just gets home run after home run this is everything that I could ever ask for and more if something exciting happens you're ready if nothing exciting happens you're comfortable if anything you're matching so you feel pretty good about yourself I love the back how there's no classy things I am not a girl that likes classy things because I can't ever get them together I'm like a man I can't get the classy things together and sometimes I have to have someone else do it for me so I really appreciate when things don't have a class because it's like stupid the thickness like the depth of this piece right here I love it it's perfect it's not too little it's not too much you're not going to have lines showing through your pants but you're not like flossing your [ __ ] if you know what I mean next on the radar which when I was scrolling through the website I was thinking to myself who is this for one who asked for this too who is buying this three perforated seamless thong accompanied by perforated scoop neck bralettes which side is the oh that's the bra I was like uh my coochie is not gonna fit in this it's just a bunch of holes if you were dating a fisherman because this is like what I feel like they use to catch fish this is giving Party City Halloween costume third grade dance recital Badness cheap hair net realness I give it a zero this is an internet favorite all right and every time something becomes the internet's favorite then it becomes the internet's favorite thing to hate soft Lounge long slip dress in Onyx in a size large go to this to Thanksgiving dinner eat an abundance amount of food go back for seconds go back for dessert and then a couple hours later go back for another dessert and I would still be comfortable in this and I think that is one of the most beautiful things that a piece of clothing could offer us versatility throughout our day of eating I'm trying to come up with something bad to say about this and I just can't my inner thighs are a little sweaty that's for sure but who's gonna know the fits everybody scoop neck bra so cute purple so cute if I can remember back to my middle school days Victoria's Secret always had the same deal like five for 35 you know and then every couple random months would be like seven for 35 and everyone would lose their [ __ ] minds same price as like a Victoria's Secret pink I got five for 35 that I specifically got this one that is intended to match the scoop neck bralette when I said that the other one wasn't flossing my ass while I've had time now to prepare to go to the dentist it is my six month checkup I'm ready to go get flossed you know things are about to get Reckless when we close the blinds I'm gonna start with the top there's nothing that I can like put my tongue on that's exactly wrong with it I think that I just preferred the other one a lot more it doesn't feel like the most flattering cut on me specifically but then you back up and it gets worse what the [ __ ] is this this is not a crotch cover this is like lip liner if you know what I mean I might as well just go commando seriously don't waste your money on this go commando I give the bottom part exactly how much percentage of my body it's covering which is zero percent I hate it I want to take it off of my body so extremely bad this is freaking ridiculous it's freaking ridiculous anyone that wants to do makeup can take a seat anyone that wants to not do makeup get out I'm just kidding yeah okay Grandma have you ever heard of Kylie Kylie Kylie Kardashian it says Kylie she gave us some stickers I think so miss Kris Jenner has her whole new collection with Kylie cosmetics the box came a little crushed so these are under eye patches eye patch for you okay eye patch for you okay we're just gonna place it gently oh it covers up all my wrinkles I like it maybe I'll just walk around like this in line okay oh you're looking Fab how do you feel I'm fine I think this is the eyeshadow palette and it comes in a huge martini glass we should have a box Kristen always has martinis this is really burning okay these have to come off now you look like you're crying well that thing was burned in my eye powder and blush highlighter cheek Duo it feels very gonna be sold in TJ Maxx in the next two months I like that little plastic thing I think I actually like the blush the girls are blushing lately so here you go here's the question of the day if you are 80 3 84 85 you got married to some dude at 16 and you know things didn't work out you ended up getting a divorce getting married five other times but how many other types oh boy I don't think it's weird to call the husband that you married when you were 16 and say oh my gosh remember when we got married when we were 16 LOL catch up and have a good chat no I don't think that's necessary this is actually really nice now we're going with this palette I feel like they always do good with the shade names so we have no vermouth cocktail o'clock shaking out stirred can you hold on okay I guess I'll try the green I'm either gonna look like Oscar the Grouch or the Grinch the Grinch was one of your favorite movies I relate to him in a lot of ways if anything more than a martini this is like a Christmas palette I'm trying to figure out where you would be going that you would be inspired to wear a green eyeshadow unless it was St Patrick's Day which is only once a year well if you have green eyes well I'm not supposed to really have a gold nose but I have a gold nose that's true yeah the cracks just like your head Morgan if you're a man out there that has been married to Janice feel free to call and I will answer I will personally provide you with a hotline that you can't call no way the real fun question to ask is to ask my grandma why she thinks I don't have a boyfriend because you don't flirt you told me I'm too fussy well you are in a way I think I'm through with the eyeshadow this one looks snatched girl okay this one's called proud mama okay that one will work I guess it's actually really smooth don't you think Morgan yeah it feels pretty good I guess I'm one and done okay which one are you gonna pick it's really creamy and as you can see it's kind of making like my lips look dry do you like the way it feels it's a little dry I like it except for my lips look more wrinkled because it's so dry it kind of makes your lips look like a butthole this is the Chris lip serum oh it looks like glass clear oh did you break it Morgan oh it's really smooth now but it kind of changed the color to Orange okay Chris and Kylie some man kissed you he probably wouldn't leave a good review I feel like someone from the local circus is gonna see this video and want to cast me I did not realize in the moment how horrifically clown-like of my makeup looked and that's what I wanted to add reminds me of the roll-on lip gloss I use Covergirl so would you rather buy Covergirl or Kylie cosmetics for lipstick I like this in terms of the overall Chris kit I would give it a six and a half out of ten given that this broken I don't like the lipstick but I do like the blush and the highlighter and I also foreign I like this I just don't know how usable it would be in my everyday life I'd say seven I like the eye shadow and then I like the foundation no we didn't use that did we gorgeous give us a little kiss a six hey ladies I went to Target today to get these I don't know the difference she's in Target I think it's exclusively in Target oh my God these are my Kardashian fingers I will say the lady at Target was like I've never seen anyone buy these oh it's like oh isn't it a thing that the white one is supposed to go in drinks and this is supposed to be like sipping if it's brown because she doesn't want to get maybe I've only heard the if it's brown slush it down did you dress like that on purpose to be a Kardashian or are you what who is this this was just you just walked in on a day in our life okay it's not going great you didn't recognize me huh grandma no I didn't not when I first looked at you I really did it and as a woman do you think I'm on a one out of ten what do you think I am a nine oh my gosh [Music] are you ruining my bananas I just need a little snack Chris only lets me eat once a day [Music] are we allowed to say if we don't like it or the Kardashian stands gonna like kill us okay everyone cheers cheers of course we say what do you want to celebrate and Mom chooses Ryan nothing else it's hard not to love this I like it oh it's smooth with a tiny bit of sweet oh my gosh I like it yeah I don't think I've ever taken a shot of tequila and not wanted to gag in my mouth it's the Agave I think okay KJ just roll with the moment I give it a nine wow your job is to get wasted off of this tonight and tell us how The Hangover is by myself I have a rule that that I won't drink by myself because I feel like that's just kind of dark if you put it in the pinkity drinkity it's good I think I'm recording it has a nice pop to its day smells good actually why does it smell so good cheers cheers cheers here's to Morgan my favorite daughter oh my God you are Chris this one tastes a little artificial it tastes weird is there Splenda or something in this it tastes like if Halo top was alcohol I don't like the taste either zeros five out of ten I gotta take the Hoops out it's too much pressure I thought that this would be perfect for you for the phase of life that you're about to enter oh It's gotta be Kylie baby oh so it's shampoos conditioners bubble bath and moisturizing lotion wow you know what this is a circle is it well do I get to keep it yeah I mean I don't have a baby that I know of oh my gosh what is this a mom fanny pack wow I'll give her 10 out of 10 on the material let's try out the lotions well no don't try them out yet what in like the little lab thing are you guys making a boy or a girl do you get to pick we're making a few we don't know yet I got you your own little friend oh whoa okay first Christmas card she does have soft hair I don't think babies come with full wigs neither do brothers and here we are I feel like this is a baby shower hold on Anna I think you could go to J and J and get this for a dollar in the Target G-spot what do they call it I think that's what it's called right The Hot Spot what I don't know section yeah it's like cheese maybe it's a tea spot for Target right anyways no the shoes are on like you gotta take the shoes off it's really non-fragrant you are going to be fresh as a daisy if I washed my hair this would last one use also fragrantless what is that oh no not in the eyes I bet it's probably fine for the baby's eyes like you know wait what is that conditioner babies don't need conditioner my baby Anna she needs conditioner you gotta start taking care of your hair by day one this is weird I hate it our family has a history of receding hairlines you got to be washing this baby's hair with like olaplex oh yeah it's vegan hyper allergenic and tear free oh my gosh so when I got it in her eye it is okay as long as I get it out wow she's a dry bar so Anna would give a two thumbs up for the products for the price she's getting a one out of ten no right no good hair products wait I have an idea you should strap the baby into the zipline we could put a GoPro on her too well I'll braid her hair so it's curvy while you guys test out the next product [Music] at least Kim's what is it called Skin by Kim yeah it's like skiing skin at least skin by Kim is in stock Haley Bieber can't figure out how to keep a product in her store so so I brought us um bowls to use as a scene whoa oh sorry Kim oh a little postcard nice touch it all looks like it's for your toilet maybe it's supposed to be for the environment all right well let's not judge it by its the horrible packaging here Riley play with that no Riley really will eat it okay Riley don't play with that how to use Akin by Kim products our makeup removing cleanser features an airless but yeah it is okay well we're gonna see how good Tim can get rid of Kylie that is drama I think there's a dead spider on it when I had covet I started watching the Kardashians back from season one episode one and I have to say that Rob was my favorite and then all of a sudden he disappeared because I think Chris sent him somewhere that's my theory I think Chris set him away she was like you're ruining the Aesthetics of our family photo shoot oh he used to be a main character and then he just disappeared that is me why does it look like concrete it's based on Stone this is cute this is the face cream oh this is a big guy should we compare the size to Kylie baby I will say and I know this is very unexpected but I'm a skincare junkie like the last two years I've really got into it so I'm gonna be harsh to anyone who doesn't think I'll be a great dad I take it out her hair will be crimpy you guys oh that's okay that's I'll give you credit for that oh it's cold I will say and I don't know why I know this but it smells like old lady Lakes do you know what I mean it smells like Grandma's lap not mad at how it feels I don't love the smell I applied to work at a retirement home once and they didn't hire me but it has the same smell is it taking off my makeup good like the commercials [Laughter] God that was good though I'd buy it don't throw up not yet my skin stress has makeup all over it now do you guys want to try no [Laughter] I've been through enough today yikes here's what I'm gonna say my face isn't too dry it's not too tight um there's no residue and it feels good it doesn't feel like you know when you do face washing it's like so [ __ ] dry you're like oh my God I need lotion right now yeah so I'm gonna give this a I'm gonna give that a 10 out of 10. okay it did get all my makeup off because look that towel is clean with my CeraVe sometimes I have to wash my face four times for the towel to come out clean it almost feels like how skin is supposed to feel like it doesn't feel like there's anything on it there's nothing clogging me up I'm pleasantly surprised Kimberly I hate the logo I'm gonna say that right away I think this logo sucks it looks like SpongeBob text or like looks like 12 hours later like it's just I don't know why she did that so this is the toner and exfoliator I think I just exfoliated the [ __ ] was that supposed to happen did I break it oh my gosh it's foaming oh it's kind of cute ew okay wait you just rub this on your face for one to two minutes I don't use toner because I don't wear makeup every day but um so I can't really judge this but it does I definitely don't like it but it might be good my skin definitely felt better before whatever this is next is a hyaluronic acid apply one to three drops to the palm of the hands and then slightly press into the face I will say this feels cheap not that it matters or maybe it's for the environment I don't know do they care about the environment she's charging 400 for face wash I don't think she cares about the environment it's not the best I've ever had but it's good feel like it I'm starting to feel sticky yeah it definitely feels sticky I don't hate it it's not burning that's good I can already tell I'm not gonna like that texture yeah I hate it it's the same texture as sour cream I like my face cream to be lighter than this or thicker than this but this Middle Ground I kind of like it but it smells really bad I'd break out with this sort of thickness it is thick I want to know if Kim's actually using this every day no no way I'm gonna give this one a two out of ten and that's just based on feel I don't know if it's actually working this is the last thing this is the oil drops Vita C glow alumina rice I don't like that everything has the same texture as pre-cum oh this is straight olive oil bro I feel like an egg about to get fried in a pan you could deep fry our faces right now stick this in a little oven that's heated and we would come out little human tenders yeah I'm sad I feel like I shouldn't have done that I feel I feel for the entirety of her skin collection that we just did I'm gonna give it a 7 out of 10. that's pretty high it's generous because I really liked the cleanser Playing devil's advocate for Kim you can't give it a real rating unless you use it for 30 days and know like what if you hate the textures of it but you have no acne after you use it for 30 days yeah what if in 30 days were the most Flawless felines around you definitely should use this because you spent so much money on it so first impression I'll give it a 7.5 oh higher than me I gave it extra credit for getting my makeup off in one swoop that was crazy I've never seen anything they can do that before I don't like that my face feels like chicken website you know what I haven't now this is in the push exclusive tab what is this facial steamer it looks like a music video whoa I like this I get Six Flags it's like when you're in line and they blow that [ __ ] on you it's got a weird smell this is like Halloween it looks like horror nights honestly it's a fog machine for Halloween this is the cheapest thing that I think that we got and it might be the best it's the most fun for sure Okay so have you ever heard of push I know what it is but I don't know like what it is on pushes exclusive website they have this like smart rope jump rope and I think it's supposed to be like one of the new fancy cars where like when you're driving it puts the speed on the windshield you're supposed to be able to see the jumps while you're jumping what's it called like a hologram yeah when people our age are having kids which I guess they do that's the thing they're doing it little kids now will have things like this at field day they don't even have field days anymore because they're just on their phones these are like very intense but if there's weather can this be like outside like would you get electrocuted that's kind of scary okay welcome work out together with smart oat for a healthy life yay oh that feels more like me tooth it's a little invasive oh oh my God it looks like Elon musk's Starling it did maybe it wants us oh to hold it oh congratulations okay smart work was connected you can track your daily exercise it's amazing we have it all right now I have to make an account is this gonna tell all my Facebook friends oh my God it's gonna be like Dwayne Morgan join Morgan and smart rope okay we're in let's just jump into it your goal is 2 000 jumps that seems like a lot 2 000. you were from that and I'll watch oh oh yeah it's like shaking with you is it seven jumps eight jumps so you see a number in front of you no you just can't see it because it's light or people jump ropping in the dark right oh my gosh can you do too oh oh damn there was a kid in my class that could do a triple jump sure he was crazy he made it onto the jump Olympics I would do this and the gym teacher would be like no I wanted to see them no I didn't know what's the point yes I can't see [ __ ] just feel like I don't know if there's anyone that's a hardcore enough jump roper to be buying an 80 jump rope go to Walmart and buy a rope like I love Courtney but like what I'm sad I'm really sad I was looking forward to that I know we were gonna have a jump-a-thon damn so today I was like you know what let's just go let's have a really good time let's walk into Nordstrom's and see what good American has to offer us today and I really want to put it out there that I'm a Chloe girl I think she is I wanted to give Miss clay girl the benefit of the doubt and I tried on a couple different pairs it was just a mess one I didn't find any of the jeans even looking at them in the store and maybe my store just had a really bad selection I don't know maybe all the hot girls have already picked out all the good good American jeans this is the issue with jeans because you try on a pair of tens they're way too big you try in a 14. they don't even go over your goddamn knees like the math doesn't math in any situation and all of the genes that I tried on were actually awful and I'm not blaming Chloe for this maybe maybe it's just simply my store selection I feel like good American could be a little more good at keeping up with the times but I love Chloe and I'll keep searching okay okay I'm here to give you the official rankings for my research project coming in hot dead last Seventh Place the last product on Earth that you should waste your money on Kylie baby the fact that those little itty bitty teeny tiny bottles cost me a hundred and 11 on sale feels absolutely criminal prison for life no chance of parole I am offended by the offender not far behind second to last sixth place Kylie Cosmetics I genuinely feel like Kylie has to be joking the Kris Jenner Christmas palette bundle was 137 and the lipstick broke in half the first time I put my measly little hands on it why but I'm sure she's a great wonderful amazing person that's just trolling us all but like I'm okay with that too fifth place I'm gonna say good old good American I think you could find something good I just didn't how push has ranked so high really says a lot about where the bar has started like the bar is on the [ __ ] floor if push comes in fourth place push is just an Amazon storefront that is crafted by Courtney whoosh does not accept returns under any circumstance no return policy I did however like the face mister and I will keep that well I mean I have to keep it I don't have a choice but I will keep it with pride and you gotta give it to Courtney that she's just like making the most out of doing the least because that's like I feel like that's my internal spirit so third place is the ever so obnoxiously priced by Kim we've all seen my skin it is very clear that I'm not a skincare person because either way that I'm gonna have acne boiling out of my face so I typically just buy CeraVe which is like 14 if all these girls that have really Advanced skincare routines really added up every product that they bought would their skincare routine also be three hundred dollars I don't know coming in second place I have put 818 I feel like Miss KJ actually did a very good job executing this you can pretend to be shocked in first place we have Miss skins by skimmy everything that I have from skims oh Cookie Maybe Cookie didn't approve of that I think that all specifically women but probably most men too have had the experience where you order something online and it is exactly the opposite size that you ever could have wanted couldn't be further away from the size that you were thinking that you were gonna get I'm talking to you good American okay the thing that I will overly appreciate about Miss skinny is that everything that I ordered from skims in the same exact size fit me the same exact way a size large it's a size large do you ever feel like life is just a scam the only things that I would recommend buying select pieces from skims 818 tequila Blanco everything else do not shop just drop drop it off the cliff doesn't need to be there unimpress underwhelm overpriced and that's really all I gotta say about that I had a really good time experimenting with all of you hopefully by the time we get to the next Vlog I can tell you more about my situation that has been situating but for now they told me to keep my mouth shut so we're just gonna keep on keeping on anyway I actually had a lot of fun filming this video and if you have any suggestions of videos that you would like to see while I am waiting for my other thing to get handled seriously let me know if you want to see what I eat in the day let me know if you want to see us day in my life as a seventh year undergrad student let me know you ask and you shall receive I love you so much don't waste your money on practically any of these products and I hope you have a really amazing and wonderful day and just so you know cookie didn't abandoned me completely she just moved chairs and now we are going to bed

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Length: 33min 58sec (2038 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 10 2022