Oh my god. Ah. Torpedo Shots is
a fun, party game that's like Battleship
with an extra shot of fun, unless you're playing with
some not-so-fun beverages. This is the Gross
Battleship Challenge. So we each have nine cups
in front of us arranged in a strategic battle position. So the first one to sink
the other guy's ships is the winner. Yeah, so it's like Battleship. But every time you
call out the right one, I have to do a shot
of something gross. The long ship, that straight
up looks like a toilet. You've got the clear water. You've got the poop water. The poop water. The diarrhea water. Diarrhea water. You've also got pee water. It's the poop ship. All in all, this game just
looks like a stomachache. I'm nervous. I'm really nervous. Yeah, you should be, because
this is going to be a hit. It's gonna be D2. No, that's the poop ship. Yes, poop deck. Wow, you got the diarrhea cup. This is Vegemite. Oh my god. Ah. It's so salty. [GAGGING] OK. Australia, what are you doing? Why are you eating this stuff? Why did you do this
to us, Australia? All right, are we still playing? Are we done? That's the game. Vat 19. E5. That, my friend, is a miss. What? D2 was a hit. Let's just keep that
rolling and go a little C2. Aw, man, they could
have been any direction. You had to-- It's the beer with the
dry, brewed coffee. What? It seemed like at
first you weren't sure whether you liked it or not. Oh, I really hate it. Now it seems like
you do not like it. OK. So that's a do not like. Oh, gosh, that is gross. Can I please hit
something on the board? We're going F1. F1, that is a miss. Do you have any
ships on the board? I do not. I took them all off. All right, so this is
just a big, prank video. Yes, this is what we
call a prank video. So we know there's two
more for the poop deck. So I guess we'll just go B2. That's a hit. That's a hit. It's a hit. Oh, oh. Do you like it or not? Let us know. Ow, that was weird. If I was Ben, I would
put something really, really nasty right on C5. That is a hit. Yes. Oh, I watched it just
kind of slide its way through your teeth. Why do people like
hot chocolate? What? You just ate bugs. Bugs ain't bad, man. I am going to go E2. Gosh dang it. No pucker? I like it. I love sour stuff. Ah, that was a nice little
dessert to my poop ship. You sunk my poop ship. So I hit last time on C5. I think you would put
that right there on C4. Correct. Correct. No? Uh-uh. Yuck, pickles are so nasty. Why do people eat pickles? OK, John, I already
sunk your poop deck. I'm going after
the spicy ship now. So I'll just keep my hot
streak going with B5. Fun B5 is a miss. All right. I hit your bug ship. So there's one more. If I were you, I would
put that right on C3. You are correct. You are correct. I love cats, love dogs,
love beer, love wine. I don't think I'm
gonna like this. I don't know. I'm gonna guess it's salty. It tastes like meat
but the wrong kind of meat-- like the kind
that humans don't eat. OK, all right, coming after you. D4. D4 is a miss. You're going down here. Hoo, that was a close one. I think maybe you might
have something on E2. Why would I have
something on E2? Because I do. That's why. Straight up vinegar. The vinegar. It's intense. Is it kind of just punching you? It's burning. I struck out the last couple,
but I'm back at it with F4. Oh, no. That's a lot of hot sauce. That is way too much hot sauce. All right. OK. Ha. I feel like I just
swallowed a grenade. Like, it's bad, but
it's not that bad yet. And it's going to be really
bad in just a few seconds. Oh. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. What was the last one? E2. So I'm going to say E1. E1 is a hit. This is warm beer and
a chewable coffee. I can't really see well. That sounds like a problem. I'm not kidding. I might fade out here. Oh, man. This is weird. This is a weird feeling. I'm getting, like,
the tunnel vision. I can't really see much. I kind of feel like I'm
floating, like gravity is not working as well. Well, while John has an
out-of-body experience, I am going to try to
drink beer and coffee. Oh, man. [COUGHING] Are you OK? Do you want to take a break? I think I'm all right. Well, we'll keep rolling then. If you liked that spicy cup,
you're going to love F5. It's a hit. It's just the same level of heat
but just in Jelly Belly form. That's a lot of them too. These are really spicy,
but I think my body is just shutting it all down. This sucks, man. My deductive reasoning
is telling me that E3 is going to be a hit. Logic has not failed
you this time. What dimension would you
say you're in right now? I don't know, man. I feel the torpedo
[BLEEP] coming though. Welcome back, John. You had to take a
gentleman's timeout. That's a nice way to put it. I just vomited up
everything I just drank. And I have none of
this inside me anymore. It's all gone. I think I need to nail
your next ship right now. That's why I'm going to pick C6. That's a miss. No, dang it. The poop deck is going to
be finished off with an E4. E4, Australia strikes again. I just don't know why
you'd choose to eat that. Closing in, I'm like a shark. A3. Ooh, that's another miss. No, dang it. It's a miss, just splashed
right in the water. So you really don't
like the hot sauce. You might put in on A1. Dang it, no. I just spent 10
minutes in the bathroom because I couldn't handle that. You want this? Yeah, yeah. There's no shame in that. The way the spice works
is it tricks your brain into thinking that
you're on fire. That's the actual science of it. Counterpoint, I think
my lips are on fire. Actually, let me see. Yep, a little bit. All right, John, let's see if
we can get one more in you. No bugs, no bugs,
no bugs, no bugs. It's A4. Dang it. But it's not bugs. That's the-- Cocktail. What? Right? It's not that bad. No, it was bad. I'm about to sink
your last ship on A2. My mouth is still burning. You might not even
feel this, honestly. That's a good point. It might have numbed you. They're really good. I like the orange
ones, personally. The cherry are good too though. But then you've got the karate
kick of the spice coming right behind the door. OK, there it is. You got the spice? Why did we do this? Congratulations on your win. Thank you. My mouth doesn't feel good. This was a bad idea. Yeah. Pick up your own Torpedo
Shots at vat19.com, and fill them with
your drink of choice. And make sure to tap
the videos on the right to see more unsinkable
content from Vat 19. I kind of feel like I'm
floating, like gravity is not working as well. And, like, my body is not doing
what I'm telling it to do. I'm tingly in the brain. I think that's illegal. vat19.com
