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Brewing Company Golden Colorado Coors Light the greatest beer ever created okay let's go [Music] foreign my take today is Monday July 31st and more importantly welcome to grit week presented by Coors Light it's grit week boys we're here that's the gritty version of Electric Avenue you just listened yeah it comes but once a year and we're in Buffalo the grittiest city ever yeah that was a that was a hank forgot to tell Max that's grit week that's great week Max we don't give each other directions on great week yeah we just do do the job we just know yeah exactly we put our hard hat on and we [ __ ] roll yeah I love buffalo I love wing nuts I saw some people complain they were in Buffalo again we had to come back to Buffalo to see Ed and Alicia we have a great video with them uh and we're also moving Max and memes literally from New York to Chicago they have stuff on the RV uh it's a it's a throwback grit week uh Rust Belt how did how did Wing nuts hit for you because I'm I'm happy to announce that it hits the same I uh we opened up the new restaurant we had the first meal ever eaten at the restaurant it's not officially open for another 10 days or so yeah August 9th big day and the Fryer's on it's fantastic yeah oh no August 9th their fifth year anniversary fifth year anniversary yeah I think they're opening on August 10th yes uh the day after the big day the day after the big day so grit week we're here ready to go feeling good everyone feel good I'm fired up you're so fired up you were complaining about how early we had to wake up tomorrow no no fault that's all fact I took I took I took a shower got some nice shampoo soup and I got out of the shower I was like I'm ready to go I'm more worried because I'm so fired up I'm not gonna be able to sleep that's my concern oh okay interesting so fired up yeah and we have the finale of The Billy Football story arc Billy you're here I have no idea where we're going this week I I have just I said it twice yeah and we've also I think been talking about it for the last two months yeah but I still don't like I don't really listen here yeah yeah but I think we're going next Rust Belt oh here we go what's in the Rust Belt uh all the rust where do you think that we're stopping tomorrow uh I think I think we're we're going we're going to training camp yep after that not really sure yeah okay all right yeah this is the actual it's a microcosm of the Billy football greater story arc just along for the ride yeah yeah here he is folks so we got a great show for you Dan Campbell coming up Jake is uh was just finishing the nv5 corn Ferry tour so he will be joining us tomorrow we actually should call him should we call him yeah see how we did congratulate them I wanna I wanna hear where he came up with the closing line it is the crow show it is the crow show let's see all right so we're gonna call Jake real quick stuff he probably knows this is right this is Daniel yeah this might be the first time I didn't say anything yeah I didn't say anything what do you mean thank you I was talking to someone I was talking to Alistair oh okay all right Jake we're recording pardon my take right now you are live on the show uh give us real quick because we were saying you're not here uh how'd you do this weekend I thought the entire team did a really good job I think for everyone's first golf broadcast um I was really happy with how it all went it's a really fun sport to call especially down the stretch the drama just building off those last 30 minutes two playoff holes I was really happy with how everything went yeah PFT commenter from part of my take Sports podcast personal Sports uh it's really seemed like you and Kirk got into a nice little uh camaraderie at the end the uh the attention kind of melted away how would you say your relationship developed nice person when the cameras are all both shattering news like you would admit that too that's just who he is and I've accepted that but I'm proud of myself for not letting him walk all over me and I had to push back yeah I think he respected you because you you like you yeah yeah that was a great back and forth the tension was great uh yeah the whole thing was was incredible now anything we wish we had back um huh anything you wish you had back I think I lost it I mean he went he got there in two who are you talking about what are you talking about yeah um he hit a green and res in regulation oh okay so was he how close was he think like 20 feet oh wow that's a shot of a lifetime Hey Jake uh take Sports podcast is that the only time you think that guy has ever reached a par five and two wait did he win s it's bad when you lose with a shot of a lifetime in your round no I thought that was the only one that was the only one Jake where I was like shot of a lifetime it was tough when he lost that playoff I think I think yeah but I think I nailed his Eagle putt to tie it oh after he reached the green and one under regulation it was actually the whole before wait [Music] give him a shot of a lifetime yeah because the other guys Jake we honestly think you did a very good job great job you did a great job I have one last question Billy has the mic solo tonight for Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore of recurring guests how much do you trust Billy and have you guys discuss what your picks will be all guys oh wow 12 got 12 recurring guests that I think could be in the running I didn't give any rankings so it's Billy's got the ball tonight I I hope he can deliver and we'll see I hope he can give you a shot of a lifetime guys it's gender neutral God I really wasn't oh yeah it was yeah was if we would give a regular announcer [ __ ] for that and we would so it's only fair but you were great otherwise so it's not yeah perfect I definitely right it didn't ruin the rest of broadcast but that was a moment where the minute it happened I was like I'm gonna have to give him [ __ ] about this this moment was the crow show I thought I nailed that you did you did like if I if I could go 90 I'll take it yeah yeah um all right we'll we'll see you tomorrow Jake safe flight and we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna find a way to get Wing knots again okay oh amazing okay so much I'll see you guys tomorrow okay see you Jake love you love you oh thank you it's tough I mean you just ruined his night maybe a little uh it it might have been the Chevrolet oh he did a great job he was fantastic again I think that that's actually the step we can't we can't just go kid gloves we would if if Tony Romo had said that if you know yeah a lifetime in a game that they lose right if Jimmy said it we would have we would have had fun with it that doesn't mean Jim Nance is bad and not announcer he's a good goat he's a very good shot it was a very good shot it was a shot shot of his last 10 minutes yeah exactly and actually the putt that the other guy made was a bigger shot on that maybe more impressive yeah but either way great great job by the whole broadcast crew I thought the Kirk Jake uh tension was hilarious Riggs Frankie Dan Francis everyone everyone behind the scenes so yeah good job that's where Jake is all right what else we got to talk about before we get into the rest of crit week talk uh Robert and Jim hmm or no excuse me not Robert Jonathan Taylor Jonathan John Robert R.I.P R.I.P Robert trailer has been on one yeah for the last 48 hours and so him and Jonathan Taylor are uh they're going at it started with beef over running backs not being paid well Jonathan Taylor's up next to get paid and apparently Jim irsay had a one-on-one meeting with him on Saturday and uh irsay left the meeting saying if I die tonight and Jonathan Taylor is out of the league no one's going to miss us the league goes on we know that the National Football League rolls on fast forward 24 hours Jonathan Taylor's not showing up to Camp he's complaining of back pain the Colts say that's a pre-existing injury has nothing to do with football we're thinking about now putting you on the non-football injury list and this is after Jonathan Taylor has requested a trade so they're playing a little game of chicken they wouldn't have to pay them they would not have to pay him this year and he would not complete his rookie contract yep if they put him on this this non-uh football injury because he got hurt back in training in Arizona solo yeah yeah so it basically they had he had this meeting with Jim or say or say pretty much told him no one cares about you let's focus on you showing up to work this year and just remember the League's bigger than you Jim irsay is not entirely wrong that that's how kind of the league looks at all their players where everybody's replaceable except for maybe two or three guys in the entire league yeah um so he's not entirely wrong about that maybe a little bit too honest it was it was one of those quotes that probably didn't need to be said but it's factual yeah like his point is the NFL is bigger than everyone there is no one person himself included Jim Mercy included that could slow down what this thing does uh it's just a very like nihilistic you know kind of like damn this whole World's Gonna that's the perspective you get after doing like 30 years of hard psychedelic drugs yeah Aaron Rodgers would listen to Mr Ursa and be like yeah no he's right isn't that isn't that a uh uh Trill Withers or uh tweet she's gonna spend the whole rest of her life not thinking about me or something like that like yeah like that's kind of what it is yeah like oh damn yeah you know it's true so so Taylor demanded a trade afterwards and then the Colts now have them on a technicality basically saying you better actually play for us we're not going to trade you ball's in your court right now he will play yes I think he will come and play uh it does suck because it's I mean it just goes back to the same conversation we've had like four times socks for running backs yeah and it sucks especially if you get hurt uh outside of the football facility and they can pull this technicality on you Jim or say though the best part was uh because he had that quote people were just retweeting old Jim irsay tweets um and he's got some bangers 2011 was just Jim irsay just shooting from the hip I think he said like uh Vice President Joe Biden is six foot seven tallest vice president ever yeah that's his version of the Terry Rozier tweet the uh Obama oh here we go yeah yeah I I Joe Biden tall as hell yeah he should have hooped instead trying to kill people I screenshotted a couple uh these are all from 2011 2012 he said there ain't much to Country live in sweat piss jizz and blood Sweet Home Alabama play that dead band song It's a Warren zevonne lyric yup yup I'm a sweet and tender hooligan time is short there's so a lot of lyrics because in time is short and the days are sweet and passion rules the arrow that flies you're the weed one there's purple juice purple berries purple drink these are all different things in Miami playing Angry Birds in hotel room one of them suckers hopped out of my phone and bit my dog Howard right in the ass too much caffeine yeah psychedelic yeah one was that was not a Warren Zevon quote no that one wasn't uh also or say at the start of training camp today do you see him on the golf cart he was driving out of the practice field and there's this guy that's in the stands that yells at him Jim I never win one of your Twitter giveaways and so ursay in an all-time power move he's got an envelope with him and he he reaches out from the golf cart to a security guard that's there he's like here I can't stop the cart but you you give this to him hands the guy an envelope walks up to the dude in the stands hands him that envelope and the guy looks at he's like oh my God Jim Mercer just give me two thousand dollars and then he starts he starts going through he's like and he autographed it what a [ __ ] Flex Jim or say autographs money is it I mean if it's a hundred dollar bill and it's Shimmer say it's you could say that's game game worn yes for him oh yeah game use merchandise yes and so he does an autograph and he signs it right on Ben Franklin's face hands it to the guy I would if I were if I were a billionaire like Jim or say I would do that all the time yeah I should be handing people racks you do that one once every day you give away two thousand dollars and then everyone's like wow this guy's basically a philanthropist just make someone's day that they you two thousand dollars is nothing to Jim Mercy it's everything to someone else yeah my buddy's a caddy down Florida and whenever Jim Mercy goes to the course he has like three racks for everybody and just handsome yeah that's what I do I'll tip a tip I would tip double like the the bill on every big meal I tip you know caddies everything it makes it's just awesome tip everybody everyone you come across why not here's a tip here's yeah here's a tip here's a tip be like that scene Goodfellas where they're walking in the back of the Copa Cabana just ripping [ __ ] off for people he carries a duffel bag in the golf cart that's just filled with 3K increments he loves his duffel bags of cash yeah yeah that I mean a duffel bag 3K is not that much like yeah you're not good with cats he has like a hundred K oh okay all right 3K oh and three kings okay oh God that was like that's a lot of empty space if it's just 3K and a double everybody cart girls caddies we should start doing that just duffel bags filled with ones we should just killed with Zimbabwe currency we should just give away counterfeit money yeah I mean there you go like is it a crime to give away counterfeit money if we don't spend it yes if we don't try to spend it it's definitely a felony yeah what if it's very clearly counterfeit money you're just now you're just talking about like pieces of paper yeah no we give away money that you get the reaction where the person's like holy [ __ ] you just gave me a thousand bucks and then it's just Hank's face on the on the on the bill yeah I like that like that would be you you have the rap you know that says like a thousand dollars and then we just hand it to them and you get you just gotta move away quick enough before they realize it's fake I think that could play yeah because the moment lasts forever for you yeah you have that moment and we also film all of it yeah and then we cut the video before they realize it's not Benjamin Franklin it's Benjamin hanklin now this sounds like uh we're just doing a full send sketch I kind of like oh how about this we put poop on the money yeah and then we leave it on the ground and people find the poop money dollar yeah Poop Dollar my friend once in college was [ __ ] hilarious he really thought he got a five dollar bill yeah that's awesome um all right yeah so yeah Jonathan Taylor Jim irsay weird weird times uh we also have Aaron Rodgers standing up for Nathaniel Hackett uh telling Sean Payton to keep my coach's name out of your mouth uh I for one stand with Aaron Rodgers here who would ever make fun of Nathaniel Hackett not us or Aaron Rodgers not not certainly not us anything with with Nathaniel Hackett nope um really nice guy and Aaron Rodgers even nicer guy and uh his son thinks Blake Bortles has a huge dick yeah great guy fact good good Offspring they um they talked to Sean Payton again okay Sean Payton kind of walked back his previous comment or at least apologize like I was a little bit out of line I probably shouldn't have said that he didn't really say that anything that he said was wrong because it wasn't like he was he was telling the truth he was just a little bit too honest correct and it was funny because there was a lot of people out there that that saw Sean Payton's comments and immediately said like he's playing 14 dimensional Chess By by giving this on the record interview no sometimes Sean Payton just is too honest with people yeah and it's kind of a dick that's kind of who he is he's a great football coach but he wasn't trying to like maneuver chess pieces around take attention off Russell Wilson put her on him he wasn't doing the Phil Jackson thing he just has been out of the league for a couple years he was an analyst here yeah he said he had his Fox Hat on yeah no it's here's a little fun fact about any football coach uh they do think they're the smartest guy in the room and if you ask for their opinion on something they will sometimes give it to you and it will be harsh yep that's just a fact yeah like that's Sean if you're just like hey champagne what do you think Nathaniel acted last year he could not answer it or if he's feeling in some kind of mood he could answer it the way he did and just burn the whole house down and also if Aaron Rodgers loves him so much how come he didn't decide to go to Denver last year well Aaron Rodgers is a loyal guy to the Jets okay now yeah now okay uh he did I now again some people make fun of Aaron Rodgers those people are losers are jealous Aaron Rodgers did have an answer that some people might say is him just being very cute he said Christopher Nolan his favorite Christopher Nolan movie is The Prestige so what do you think about that Hank procedure rocks was it your favorite Christopher Nolan movie it's up there really oh yeah okay did you see it in in one of the appropriate imaxes no I'm prestigious is one of the best movies of all time but that does feel like a Rogers I agree with Hank Prestige is a great movie then we all agree with Aaron Rodgers I haven't seen the person yet but I will see it really good what's it about anything he'll say I sucked the vaccine out of my body it's like rival magician it's Christian Bale Hugh Jackman are rival magicians gray twist great turns great uh female cat you guys are disrespecting this movie how can I disrespect the movie I haven't seen no that's not that's he's not being Coy that's just like okay that's a good answer I did take but I didn't know it like if you if you pulled everyone what their favorite Christopher Nolan movie is wouldn't you say the most popular response would not be the prestige no but it's not doesn't mean it's the wrong answer that it's about two rival magicians but I don't I didn't know the movie now I'll watch it if it's a good answer it's a good answer I've never seen it it's good who produced that no that was the other one he did a Christopher Nolan movie no maybe that was the greatest showman I'm thinking of yeah okay yeah yeah great oh that's a great movie yeah prestigious is yeah if you haven't watched it you should I will Christian Dale Hugh Jackman who Jessica Biel right yeah okay uh so yeah that was uh Camp talk what other Camp talk do we have um Patriots Yeah him and Mac Jones weirdly sitting on the same side of the booth what's wrong with that what do you mean what's wrong with that it's the most intimate way to eat Bailey zappy Ezekiel Elliott I'm in what did you see that picture you didn't think it was weird yes you did okay thank you I rest what case that's all I needed to see here that was weird no they were probably in like a big group they weren't they wasn't just did you see the picture no I didn't see it I'm gonna look it up look it up yeah I mean it wasn't just them two they're cut there absolutely could be more context but as I saw the picture I was like this is a weird look if there's two dudes sitting on the same side of a booth with no one on the other side obviously there's people on the other side where were they was this a magician trick I don't know they showed up to camp and he stayed he's still there okay and Dalvin Cook's going to Jets camp everyone's chanting his name so that'd be a problem that would be a problem Dream Team you see the picture I'm looking it up right now yeah let me know okay I got it they look so happy uh yeah for a second I thought that was Ezekiel Elliott in the foreground yeah it was like different tables yeah um this is this is really strange it looks like it looks like they're driving a car they're both both face directly forward yeah and no one's on the other side I don't see anybody on the other side no but that is but that has nothing to do with it no contexts are relevant okay but there's no contact context is irrelevant yeah I agree weird picture context irrelevant the context you're creating is irrelevant I mean it's the I saw a picture you show if you see the picture you're like that's kind of weird I'm sure there is more context yeah Billy the weirdest part is that no one's sitting across from them correct yes thank you you're right Billy on the same side nobody else there yep did you get concussion that was what I was saying also kind of sucks that they're using utensils just in general just in general because Mac Hollins from the Falcons had I think the quote of training camp so far he said I don't like soft people I don't even like people who eat with utensils eat with your hands that's what they're there for nice yeah I like it I might be done with utensils uh would Travis Kelsey got in a fight yep Billy's gotten the dog out of him that was my who's back oh sorry [ __ ] he might be he might be soft I love training camp flights you think he's soft for getting to a fight yeah for apologizing no you did Apologize no I was soft getting into it because he got hit once just like a little bit after the play and he got pissed off do you think that that you talking [ __ ] to his face is like in the back of his head and so he's gonna secure he's gonna get some some stupid penalties this year shout out Cochran yeah he might he might yeah okay hilarious um also we should say shohei Otani we flirted with maybe being haters uh when we recorded on Thursday when he had a complete game one hitter in the first game and we're like oh he went over five and then he hit two home runs in the second game and then he also I think he might be good I think he hit three home runs it was so funny in three consecutive at bats yeah it was he won the player of the game for both games in the doubleheader for different positions and he's not being traded apparently yeah sticking around it looks like the angel fires Angels might be all in Cubs might be buying they beat up on some bad teams they're blocked off robbery it was one of the greatest players I've ever seen awesome they were they were up one bottom the ninth man on first guy at a long Fly ball the center field and he robbed yeah robbed so it would have been a walk-off home run Rob them Rock off robbery and in like the grass yeah yeah was electric was electric yeah baseball's heating up the Boys of Summer Scherzer dealt sure dealt Ranger what what was your favorite Masters or Mets moment I think velocity fell off a cliff and he got killed by the was it the Padres I think it's like every first inning where he gives up two home runs oh yeah memes you want to want to give us your your final thoughts on Max Scherzer Max shares your if I remember was also like the first sign that that Uncle Stevie's gonna be different yeah I was at the Padres playoff game last year I was watching him warm up I was sitting right there I was like oh I could probably hit off him right now and uh he went on to get licked and it was it was brutal he got licked yeah it looks hard he got licked and he got like it was so bad yeah that was bad but that was the big signing right after Steve Cohen bought the team we were like this is different we're the Yankees now yeah we were all in yeah damn uh brother though yeah I don't know how that's gonna work yeah always get the younger brother um always work out there was there was uh some drama at the Rams Camp yeah Sony Michelle reported to work for one day and was like [ __ ] this I actually hate playing football so I'm retired he's like I forgot how hard football was yeah which is very relatable to do to show up to your first day and be like um no not for me this year yeah I'm just gonna quit Eddie Goldman did that again for like the fifth time with the Falcons yeah he was just like yeah I think I'm done I love the Rams training camp shirts too the ones that have like the the massive block of text on the back they say I wrote it down actually it says uh mentally and physically tough players who play smart and love to compete that's all that's their slogan for training camp this year yeah yeah Sean McVeigh hit a thesaurus bro yeah uh speaking of by the way the Falcons Arthur Smith like the hottest guy in the world yeah he's stud he's a stud yeah yeah I don't even remember what we said about his chin but it was wrong I'm not looking at Jenny I'm looking at those lips baby that flavor I want to just smooch them yep yeah I mean he might have a problem this year with his players want to kiss him too much so so someone in this room might have sent him a meme of Vito uh what's his name last name in Sopranos Corleone no uh the fat guy Johnny cakes oh yeah someone might have sent him there might have been me but I said this could be us he looks really really good yeah he's got the stash I'm fat veto uh but yeah I mean there's just the clips that come out of every Camp I just get so excited uh that dude from the Giants had the interception of training camp one-handed he went Odell on an interception because the middle yeah so that's immediately I'm like okay the Giants defense is for Real yes everybody out there because of that one play football's back it's a great week but Paul is back Kelly greens you want to say something about it how many calories are so good they are electric there's not a person on the planet that can look at those jerseys they're so the the Oilers obviously the Titans controversy aside but the Oilers they couldn't even announce them right what a teaser they got leaked oh they did get leaked yeah they were coming back the Oilers and the Kelly Green Eagles jerseys [ __ ] Throwbacks those should be the jerseys yeah when it's the Eagles and you you see them wearing what is it Max the they're midnight green midnight green which is such a Preposterous name for a color like midnight green there's no that's not a thing it's midnight green it's just it's dark green it's forest green but 11 pm Green's my favorite they they look so much worse than the Kelly greens yes Kelly Green should always have been their jerseys they're awesome yeah and so even the Seahawks the Seahawks Throwbacks should just be their jerseys I love the Buccaneers Throwbacks too yeah like I know that we're now into this like jerk because they changed the helmet rule so all these teams can now wear their old jerseys but there are definitively some of these old jerseys are just far superior than the current ones just go to them yeah full time yeah the Kelly greens are definitely one of them they should just do a throwback year where everyone has to wear their Throwbacks every game I like that a lot also you're allowed to rough the passer again yeah for a year that would be fun and the running back matters yeah every running back gets paid for one year as if 1990 yeah Bell cows yeah yeah we're in for it uh okay let's do who's back and we have our interview with Dan Campbell the grittiest coach out there uh and then we're gonna do the Mount Rushmore that might break up our relationship with some people on this podcast but before we get to who's back we're going to talk about uh our favorite one of our favorite sponsors Chevy and football families you got the Kelsey Brothers Gronk Brothers the Mannings Harbaugh Harbaugh's Matthews the Matthews uh well guess what there's a new family with unstoppable grit and they are the official Partners a part of my take family and that is the Chevy Silverado ZR2 family the first ever Silverado heavy duty ZR2 joins the franchise to make Chevy ZR2 the only truck brand with a full lineup of trucks ready for wherever your off-road Adventures take you with exclusive multimatic DSS the dampers rugged 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this what what what what thing were they trying to cover up for Hunter Biden I don't know the guy what was it what was the did Hunter Biden did Joe Biden fall or did Hunter Biden have something on his laptop release to have the alien uh unclassified I think he had a different cost shell company The Whistleblower The Whistleblower just said what he said to the press in a congressional hearing so if he lied he technically oh they made the guy who was spouting off like yo show up yeah let's talk to you for real yeah so now that there was alien bodies recovered from crashes uh different types of non-human intelligence was uh found but it's the same dude and either this guy's a quack or he's covering something else up I've got two theories on this one what's going on with Obama Chef right Billy right Billy questions you know what's going on in your brain right now I try to hold it back this is a sports podcast so so my real theory behind this I think I'm right by the way about the aliens I think that they're saying that they have alien spacecraft and alien bodies so that China is over there across the Pacific and they're like yo what the [ __ ] the US has an alien spacecraft advanced technology we and we don't and then China is afraid of us because they think that we've got all this [ __ ] that they don't have China doesn't even have nuclear subs yeah they spent their whole Budget on on putting the nine dash line in the Barbie movie yeah they can't even they can't even get yeah exact time Big Time lacking all right so uh do we believe this guy I do Billy he testified Billy no one ever lies under ever I said never never happened do you think aliens have big dicks I would bum me out I actually have no dicks yeah okay awesome yeah yeah because it would suck if aliens were like like short little green guys but just huge Hogs it's like [ __ ] no they come down totally asexual be like sex is overrated we're too intelligent for sex top G like yeah the aliens are aliens are insults well I don't even think about sex how women [ __ ] that it's just me and my boys I like thinking that aliens are real because it really is like there's no reason to do anything because like within five years like the aliens are gonna just come up and [ __ ] us yeah I mean Hank's just going on vacation that was awesome that was a vacation please no it's just like he's gonna get to the end of the summer and just be like put aliens guys what's the point of even working dude I think the aliens are from Earth bro oh really I think they're from the bottom of the ocean Kong Kong movie no no yeah or Aliens versus Predator no I'm just saying like the like the Earth is really large and we haven't really like investigated most of the oceans and most you should try yeah you should get on a sub I Will Wait So Hank you are you are now saying what's the point of doing anything because aliens are going to kill us all right of of all of your vacations this is a good one no it's more like on this one it's more like you know like I would have called you a [ __ ] for global warming but aliens that's cool yeah like starting a family it's like I don't wanna I don't want to have kids like aliens are gonna come and kill them all yeah I don't like I'm just gonna I'm just gonna keep doing my thing yeah I like that Hank no is that what you tell tricks too is like nah sorry you can't we can't do this there might be aliens taxes if aliens are going to kill us all well I don't want to be in jail when the aliens kill us all right I don't know when they're gonna I think they're coming five years like it could be five years could be five days so stop paying your taxes but it could be five years you would feel like a real idiot though if you paid your taxes and the next day boom aliens yeah all I'm saying is if I just want to be in jail I'm not trying to be in jail the aliens if they come before football season starts are really that's [ __ ] up yeah that's messed up just let us get through the next one is it really fast and they play football that would rock that would be sick Al Davis would come back from the dead draft what if what if they all became running back so you guys don't believe this guy at all um sure I don't really know I don't we kind of forgot about the first time that he came out with a whistleblower ship because like an hour later Taylor Swift broke up with her boyfriend so everybody just talked about that instead I really think that we're just trying to make China spend money on investigating their own aliens that don't exist yeah I'm also a big believer in just uh there's a lot of [ __ ] that could bum you out or get you to the point where you're like what's the point of life I just try to ignore all of that just keep on keep on trucking keep on moving forward because because you really could find anything in the news to essentially put you to a screeching Hall and be like why should I do this why should I do that do you guys think that aliens have music yeah we sent them that didn't we send them we sent out like Chuck Berry I think the Ramones yeah Beethoven or some [ __ ] yeah but like do they have their own music their own alien music they come to Earth with jams that would be sick that would be sick too yeah you can't you can't let that [ __ ] get you down Hank it doesn't get me down no but you're like we're all gonna die in five years that's pretty depressing that's exciting move it up okay all right yeah you live every day like it's your last live Moss yeah yeah yeah okay PFT uh my who's back is John mechi John mechi who receiver from University of Alabama he got drafted in the second round by the Texans last year he got leukemia missed all of last year he's back in training camp he looks awesome I've always loved mechi I thought that he was when he was at Alabama I was like this dude should actually be drafted in the first round he has the Crispus routes it's so fun to watch this dude play I'm just saying I think I think the Texans on offense this year are going to be way better than we think I like Stroud I'm a shroud boy Brandon Cooks back uh I don't know it's a good question is he on the Texas sure sure Cowboys Cowboys Shane there there we go that's the guy great one well no I I think I think the Texas offense I love I like CJ Stroud you either have to like put yourself going into training camp going to the regular season are you uh Bryce young fan are you CJ Stroud fan right I think I'm a Stroud boy okay yeah but uh but mechi looks awesome I just I'm pumped for met you I'm excited that he's back yeah that is huge it's also just like the perfect time to to watch highlights of guys at camp and be like oh my God he's going to be incredible I saw that video of Calvin Ridley after uh Zay Jones ran around Calvin Ridley's like looks like he's 20 times faster uh so yeah I will get got by a lot of these videos I'm getting caught every day yeah every single day every day I saw Justin fields for one from like 50 into a net and then Jordan love missed like a 10-yard pass over the middle and I was like I saw Deshawn Watson hit a hit a net in stride in five yards you see Zach Wilson's no look no no toss I did not look we're talking about starters I know but it was pretty crisp uh okay my who's back I have two one is actually Justin Fields he has been he has upgraded no longer a vegan now a pescatarian so I feel like we're making progress Billy yeah this is good progress get some fish protein yeah some fish oils that also is just I don't think there's ever been anyone who's gone vegan to pescatarian and stopped the pescetarian that means yeah you miss me you missed me you're coming back he's probably eating like fried fish too yeah you're taking it because he wants some he wants some nuggets he wants to upgrade yeah he'll be back he'll be back my other uh who's back is paintball because we're gonna play some paintball on great week but we need the awl's help so we're looking turns out paintball courses are uh or tracks is it tracks paintball tracks Arenas Arenas uh battlefields paintball courses seem to be only open on the weekends we need one during the weekday so if you know someone who owns a paintball course and wants to open it for us we will give them some nice shout outs in the video and uh we're looking for a paintball course of course within yeah it's of course like within I would say 45 minutes of Cleveland would be would be uh perfect that allows fully automatic yeah we're gonna make a paintball video that's gonna [ __ ] be awesome revolutionary paintball facility yeah Revolutionary War oh just like one shot at a time I would just know one shot every time one shot I'd walk off that would be awesome fully automatic powdered wigs yeah against each other space each other yeah be a gentleman about it but yes if you have a paintball course know someone who has one uh around Cleveland hit us up hit up Jake's uh email what is it uh PMT intern at gmail.com barcelsports.com PMT intern at partialsports.com are you sure you wanna just go Billy football at Barstool Sports Talk yeah I'll do it okay there we go football sports.com Billy Swan Song love it I'm gonna hit Jake with a shot of a lifetime I was gonna say let's not uh tell Jake but he listens to the show sorry James he's a good boy like Billy who Billy the other day we were we were talking about the show uh an episode he wasn't on and he's like can someone fill me in and Hank was just like if only there was a way to find out oh you're talking about Mega Corps what are you guys talking about it was like a day after yeah but you can listen then I get fomo it hurts okay so uh yeah it's your choice I know uh okay I mean Mega Corp you would have liked megacorp what is metacorp exactly if you have to ask you're not Mega yeah make it Billy oh you're not Megan it's gonna be so awesome when we beat you in in a war game and you can't we steal Valor from you what you really have the most to lose in this paintball contest yeah I'm gonna be I'm gonna be using Jake as a human shield it's gonna be like a hostage situation but more fun Jonathan Taylor just tweeted uh seven minutes ago that one he never had back pain two he never reported back pain not sure who quote unquote sources are but find new ones huh interesting so yeah this is Emoji this is just a game of Leverage chicken right now yeah never had back pain no never had back pain never reported back's never been blown out he's a backyotomy uh okay Billy who what's your Who's Back other than not being Magda uh Jack Cochran's the dude who pissed off uh Travis Kelsey so shout out that guy for exposing Travis Kelsey for being a [ __ ] okay we're doubling down uh burn every bridge right before we leave yeah exactly Billy you should have a dossier on for the last show that you record and you should just let it let all the takes that were too hot yeah oh really festo yeah yeah yeah you better um uh but my other who's back is you know uh damn what is it Oh Billy I had what's wrong with his brain I I had a bunch but then we just his brain okay well his face swelled up a lot did I yeah dude a lot of Benadryl uh [Laughter] eat the wings before everyone yeah yeah that was cool oh by the way I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up I I've realized that posting a picture of chicken wings that you just ate online is along the same lines of posting a picture of a steak that you oh yeah made yourself people because they will find all the top meat in there yeah so next time I do this I'm the wings are gonna look like they got run over by a lawnmower going 30 miles an hour I'm gonna post the worst [ __ ] Wing eating picture of all time yeah just to piss off Wing Twitter yes remember the guy who ran the fastest 40-yard dash of all time John Ross they gave him an island right yeah because he he ran Nikes not in Adidas I still believed in him you know that was stupid but man out of Washington yeah yeah he was so fast too fast for football anyone who does something that Elite I will always be like where's John Ross these days you can probably still play take the top off the defense yeah have him just run [ __ ] deep he was with Bengals and he was the Giants and then he was at the chief's camp and uh he retired okay okay too fast for football but you know how they're talking about those GPS uh trackers that said that Adam thielen was the fastest guy yeah yeah so I actually think that like this guy wasn't that fast when you made it like the average speed he was just super fast straight line yeah if you look at all the routes he was running like he was a gadget guy they just made him run really fast in a straight line and that was that was the only thing he could do also it sounds pretty easy also um a very big part of receiving that people kind of Overlook sometimes is being able to catch the ball also stopping yes stop yeah but catching is very important fast guys do have to catch I actually want to know the guy that goes from Fast to dead stop the fastest yeah who's the fastest guy at stock you think is [ __ ] he is he is very very fast yeah when he comes back for a ball [ __ ] yeah deceleration pause I saw I saw um Odell Beckham do a fake back shoulder catch that was sick yeah the ball was in midair and he hasied backwards the receipt or the cornerback bid on it and then Odell kept running made the catch that's I see that I see a play like that I'm like Raven Super Bowl yes I have the Ravens for the Super Bowl I've bought into the hype it won't burn me at all uh okay should we get to our interview Dan Campbell let's do it coach will get you to run through a brick wall PFT what does Dan Campbell brought to you by uh Dan Campbell is brought to you by our great friends at Coors Light I'm drinking one right now actually the mountains are blue blue Hank you got one you got one cracked open Billy's on number six he's doing great everyone thinks about the day they'll eventually get to retire and enjoy all 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Detroit Lions Dan Campbell and we do this to start every grit week the first question sponsored by Bic easy rinse razors say goodbye to clogged razors with new anti-clog tech use code 20 grit 20 grit for 20 off on Amazon that's code 20 grit so first question the big question what does grit mean to you uh grit is um I think it's when you have the ability to overcome uh adversity uh in any situation you know the ability to push through it mentally physically to overcome and I think that's what grid is in a nutshell that's a good answer yeah that was your your big message to the team last year remember at the the first episode of Hard Knocks you walked out there in giant grip mural I think I said it a little different but yes yeah yeah yeah yeah he dropped a couple [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] God well I I told myself as of this morning I wasn't going to cuss anymore oh this morning yes every morning yes I do yeah [ __ ] that today's the day that was your message at the start of hard rocks I remember you walking down I I immediately wanted to run through my TV because I was like yeah okay I'm pumped up right now is that the message this year it always will be I mean that's what that's what this was built off of two years ago man I wanted us to that was going to be part of our identity as grit man we're built off of that man the ability and that's kind of where the you know it doesn't matter where we have to go to play who we're playing what the uh circumstances are the conditions it doesn't matter and there's no excuses let's let's line up and play yeah I think you said you'll you'll beat anybody's ass including somebody that has one butt cheek and three toes that seems like a little bit of an unfair fight one ass cheek and three toes yeah yeah I swear and it was one ass cheek three toes and I will beat your ass it wasn't that I'm gonna beat the ass to somebody with one ass cheek and three toes what I meant was I have one ass cheeks okay and you are full you got everything and I will still beat your ass that's what I meant by that this guy's coming here with two cheeks I'm glad I could clear that up yeah so so year three uh year one obviously you know not the best record year two big step forward miss the playoffs week week 18 year three what have you learned in the last two years that you're like this is this is what's gonna make me the best head coach for this football team yeah I think man there's always those when you get in those game situations over a two-year period man and uh um you know and it's just I think in-game flow understanding where you're at uh the best approach I mean because here sometimes what happens is um I mean you you you kind of have the game here's I'll give you a I'll give you example you have you feel like you kind of have the game um it in your hands and and um man if you go about if you'll just back off a little bit there's a real good chance your probability of winning goes way up um but to do that that means you're backing off the rent you know you're pulling back on the Range a little bit and that's hard you know um because there's always you do that then you back off and all of a sudden a few things happen uh they give up you get a shot play there's a turnover whatever and now you got no okay we're not backing off the range anymore we gotta go guys then to to get them to go again that's not always the easiest thing and I think just figuring out what that flow is and I think that's us as a team but myself too got much better particularly the late half of that season last year was man when we got in the fourth quarter uh the ability to control the game and finish games out I think was real big and that that's something I feel like I've learned over a three-year period gotten better at yeah with the game come to you a little bit yes yeah absolutely more guys on the sidelines were holding their fours up at the start of the fourth quarter I think Dad had a pretty big does that have an impact I was really good at that I'll tell you what we did that all the time in high school and I don't know if I ever did that in the pros but we did in college too we did the 04 I don't know I don't know if I've seen anybody on our sideline do that one it's a good reminder it's in my experience personally it's usually the worst players that are the first ones today it just shows they're aware yeah yeah they know the situation nothing else to pay attention to but the clock at that point yeah so this year you're kind of coming into it with a little bit of a different uh setup for your team last year you could you could easily motivate guys or not easily but you could say your motivation is nobody believes in you right like this is your backs against the wall this year the Lions have expectations like you guys have a great roster you put together a great second half of your season as you said last year so people are expecting big things out of you do you motivate the same way or did you have to make some adjustments in this offseason no I still think uh I I think it's very much the same came just in this regard I understand what's out there and and look we've got expectations for ourselves we do and and we we should be a better team uh that's that's what all this is about man you're every year you're in it and you're building the way Brad and I have and the players that we have um you know you're developing and we expect to be a better team than we were last year we we fully expect that and we've got the same goals as most teams do yeah we wanted to win this division we want to get in the playoffs we want to make noise we want to win a Super Bowl all that but uh but I think for us what's interesting we know what's out there but yet we haven't we haven't done anything we haven't not like that you know and so like to me the message stays the same in the regard of no we didn't win the division last year you know Minnesota won it and Green Bay won it for year and year after year after year out before that and so to me those are the those are the kings in this division right now and we we have to go earn that we didn't go to the playoffs last year we got to earn that and so to me we're still uh we're still on the outside looking in and that's what keeps us hungry man we got to go get it yeah Bears won it in 2018 whatever um I'm embarrassing thank you yeah I just want I mean you know but I do actually want to bring up are you going after this we're going to Buffalo I thought you said you're going back to Chicago back Chicago then yeah so uh week 18 you guys are eliminated yeah was there ever a doubt that you're gonna go out there and not like play the the Packers tough and try to end their season because I want to thank you for that uh that was beautiful watching Aaron Rodgers throw an interception to end his Packers career but was there ever even a doubt like Hey we're we're out like how are we gonna get the guys up or was it like no this is next year starts right now no that honor there was never a doubt and quite frankly big cat I would tell you this I would have been shocked had we come out there and laid an egg right that's how well I knew this team and the guys that we have on this team I I really I believed with everything in my heart no matter what was going to happen because I felt like if they did then man there's blood in the water all we got to do is win we get in and if not it was going to piss him off yeah like if it's not us then they're not going and uh and that was the mentality they took you know and that tells you you got the right guys and I got the right coaches yeah that I mean it was a great it was a great way you don't see that very often where team has nothing to play for and they play like that back to last year start kind of slow I think it was right before the bye week where you guys lost uh pretty soundly I think to maybe to the Patriots was there a moment at all were you had any doubt where like am I losing this team a little bit or were you like no we're right there we just have to finish some things here yeah no I I never felt that yeah I never even felt close to that um I knew that I knew the guys were still in it I knew we hadn't you know lost the locker room or guys were starting to question what because honestly there there was we were playing pretty good offensive football for most of the year and defensively we were playing pretty good in flashes you know in moments and then oh my God we something we give up something it was a lack of communication there was an MA um and and they would just they were crushing us you know and so as bad as it looked and as bad as it was it's not like we were I never felt like we were far away and the and the coaches knew that and honestly the players knew that they knew if we just clean up one or two things we are this we are literally one play away from winning these games instead of losing yeah and and that's what we were able to do we were able to to flip the script our defense uh we we were we were much cleaner man we calmed things down the communication was better we started getting turnovers and we started taking care of the football and offense yeah yeah I mean hand up I was wrong I I was like oh lions are going to be bad again this year but I'm also really dumb so I think whatever has previously happened don't say that about yourself that's not true it's the truth it's the truth if you lose week one I'm like oh that team stinks you know what I mean everybody yeah we overreact to everything so but yeah it was it was very impressive because it is that fine line of like when things aren't going well are guys still buying in and I'd have to imagine that's one of the toughest parts of the job is getting everyone to stay on the task even if you aren't getting the results on the field yeah look of course it is but at the same token man they're look they're looking at me they're looking at me they're looking at our coaches and if we believe if we believe in what we're telling them I'm standing up there and they know I believe it then they believe it and they did and I just go back to this that that you can never do what we've been able to do over their two-year period to I mean that was 21 was a struggle and then man you start one and six like we did last year without a staff that I've got I've got an unbelievable staff now I I believe it with everything and those guys have done a great job and uh they're they're the biggest reason why we're able to to get through some of these hard moments adverse moments and get to where we're at right now yeah one extra addition that maybe you should think about you talked to us last time on part of my take you said that you had considered uh getting a pet lion on the sidelines I did did you have you had any further conversations about bringing a live life I would say that Sheila was she had no problem with it but the league apparently frowns on this stuff Roger was right I'm not going to point out Roger on this I'm just going to say that the the league frowns on that let's just say that okay it'd be nice though to have a lion sitting behind Jack Fox being like you better you better punt that [ __ ] it does add a little little Scare Tactics it's a little extra motivation yes it does yes so so you guys are opening up the season this year kind of crazy to think the lions are playing against the Super Bowl champions week one does that like there's a condensed clock a little bit that way right so do you feel is how is preparation different knowing that you guys are going to be under the spotlight Thursday night game I don't know uh if it's any different than a normal year in regards to how you prepare you know I certainly think there's a you know there is there there's urgency in every year but to know that man you're you're facing the champ man you better be on you better be on your on your game and all the little things man as fast as we can become detailed in what we do because I always believe early in the season it's not the teams that make the most plays it's the one that make the least amount of mistakes early in the year and as you go then it becomes the teams that make more plays um so you know the faster that we can we can all be on the same page uh in preparation the better off we're going to be now we got to start three days early so today um I love the fact that we're going to have the Giants come in here for two practices then we're gonna have Jacksonville coming in here the week after so and I just feel like we're going to get enough variety enough different looks enough intensity that I'd like to believe meant it it'll really it can uh Propel us into Kansas City yeah the Thursday night game to open it up that's another one where it's like okay Standalone game we will overreact to whatever happens oh yeah yeah no I get it yeah I get it I know that yeah yeah and even if it's a close loss maybe still Super Bowl champs but if we lose then we don't belong there right yeah we should have never been in the game yeah we'll see yeah maybe like a three-point loss I'm like yeah they're probably still Super Bowl champs six point loss then then I'm like maybe playoffs and then anything double digits I'm like this team stinks Again by the way I mean that sounds that sounds it really is how you can listen to the episode after that and you'd be like yup they were true to their words do you watch any uh any sports television any like uh recap shows are you going to tune in on on Friday morning if you guys win or lose in that game do you pay attention to anything that's out there no I don't I don't and and because that honest I've always been that way because I know it's it's kind of like what you guys say it's man this league so gray and what's being said every we live in the world of gray and it's not black and white so you win man there's so much hype and there's so much you get padded on the back and and uh man you got to be careful because you can buy into that and that's not reality just like you don't win and you're reading that man you can lose confidence and so I just stay out of that man and I live in the moment and I just go off the tape and what the coaches say because I that's a you got to be careful with that stuff yeah yeah so you mentioned the Giants coming in for a joint practice Brian dabel great year last year you coached with him in Miami uh he told a story that when you were interviewing for the tight end coaching job you spent half the interview out of breath because you were smashing tables and chairs uh true or false all right true I was out of breath true I use chairs um I don't know if I was smashing you know the chairs in the walls and there was holes everywhere I think he exaggerated on that but uh but yeah okay look most of it was true yeah most of it was true passionate yeah it was unbelievable it was the best look Dave's uh man he he is a bright bright Coach man it was I was fortunate to be able to work under him as the OC uh I learned a ton from him but he's an unbelievable dude um but yeah and and Tony sparano was the head coach God Rest his soul um but but you know he had said he had told Dave all hey man I got a guy I want you to just interview him and man I you know I'd come I was fresh out of playing right uh I just really retired the year before or and that and then I was on staff with Tony as a kind of Assistant online coach and so that next year 2011 he gets the job um you know and so he asked him hey man I want you why don't you let him uh let him interview well I didn't have the packet I didn't have all these you know I mean I'm I'm as I don't know how you're supposed to interview as a coach so all I know is I'm just going to go in there and go through it this is like I was a player all right here's the technique here's the chair here's I'm going to do it here's the play and then running routes and running around the table I'm up at the top so I just demoed everything I just demoed the whole thing and then he he was so I could tell he was trying to keep from laughing and of course I'm dripping with sweat I guess I'm out of breath you know and then he would throw all right what happens if that chair back that chair up 10 yards [Laughter] um yes it was awesome did you hear credit he also said that the next morning you were in the gym at six a.m dead lifting so you were you were actually power clean yes I did so you were ready to go still but that's a great story I mean that's you know I I would imagine the interview for the head coaching job here maybe a little less sweaty but it was the same thing I started with the zoom so I was just showing Sheila all these moves I was demo no yeah I was I was much more prepared to interview as a head coach yeah and I had all my ducks in a row yeah it was yes and then you uh you worked with with Sean Payton for a while I did and there was just a story that came out the other day and in that story it talked about how he uh he likes he's got a video editor on staff that makes all these motivational films for him like he edited and I think like a car driving off a cliff I know that he used to play like the video of the rats getting snap have their next snap by uh by mouse traps yes uh what was what was the one thing about motivating people you learned from Sean do you do any of that stuff I I do I do I'd like to change it up I don't have as many of those little trinket videos some of those things but Sean was always great in doing those things and a lot of that coach Parcells was that way too um but um look Sean I I just go back to this I will shine everything man I uh I learned more under Sean I spent more time under Sean Payton than any other coach in this league as a player and a coach you know I mean I was with him for uh you know eight years out of my 11. um as a player and then I coached under him for five so I learned so much as a player and I learned a ton of what I am as a coach you know from him but but yeah he was always that you know Sean now he's he's off the chain he'll do some stuff yeah um but but he he gets your attention you know leaving gas cans in the lockers he did that I told the story the other that you were talking about the mousetraps we we the players came in when I was at New Orleans um and um you know I don't know we just won six in a row you know somewhere five or six in a row I think this was 2017 and and uh and we're playing an opponent who is perceived as a lesser opponent than the ones we just were able to be that nobody thought we could be um and we come in I mean there are there are mouse traps hanging from the ceiling I don't know how many there are I mean it just looks like thousands of them you know and I don't even know who did it who had them put up but you know and they've got them up there and there's some cheese on the floor and everything else and it you know it was that whole deal don't take yeah yeah all right so very important question uh in terms of motivation you said I think it was two years ago when you guys lost the Eagles you said you buried the tape did you actually bury the tape yeah AG took it out there okay good they took it out there and uh every one of the players had an opportunity to just throw a little dirt on it yeah and uh yeah it was literally it's buried out there somewhere right behind the facility here okay all right I'm so happy because I was worried for a second because I think I think actually Tony sparano who we mentioned earlier he buried a football at one point yeah yeah like literally I think he did that when he took over his interim at the Raiders yes the Raiders yeah yeah he did well and and look here's what's funny about it right they buried the tape well who has the tape anymore right right everything is digital now so we like literally had to have our video video department they kind of put it on I guess it was more of a CD if you will or a heart external hard drive yeah yeah you know and it's like all right we've got it there now let's take it out and bury it so it wasn't like the old school you know you buried a computer yeah I love it I'm so happy you said that because I was worried you were just saying metaphorically you buried the tape no you literally buried the tape we literally did this is great good yeah I mean I remember when uh when you were in Miami and the the dantalica days make everybody wear plaque uh black practice uniforms you remember that oh of course this is the stuff that we remember yeah Power stance yeah of course we remember that are you able to play any Metallica here or do you let somebody else take control there no I we've got what I've done is I let uh the the person that we have that runs the music for us they they handle it but it goes through our players so I let our players obviously our most veteran guys get to decide what's out there in practice but I I told them once a day I just want just give me my one all right that's all I ask just give me one Metallica song Somewhere in there and uh and we're good and everything else belongs to the players yeah I like that all right so a little weird question uh you run hot you see you you're on on record is running hot I run hot as well yeah ideal sleeping temperature if you could pick it because I the article that they had in the athletic was like your wife has to go to bed in full sweats and like a parka but if if you're like on the road and you could get it to any temperature yeah on the road if if I can get it I mean normally the lowest you can get is 55 right in a hotel right I got it at 55. okay I'll get it as low as I can get it at home with Holly yes she does she wears the sweats then it's you're looking at 65 is about as far as I can go with it 68 and I got the fan on Full Tilt yeah um chili pad underneath you know I got that cranked down in the 60s so so if you could you'd be in the 40s if you could man if I could I would be a meat Walker yeah I would yes your first move when you get when you check in the hotel you go straight for that thermostat I do man people yeah I do that's the right I do it's the thermostat and then pull the sheets because I hate the tucked in sheets no that'll rip them yes yeah no doubt you want your feet to feel free I I don't want them hanging out but I want them free yes otherwise your toes get all bunched up in there it hurts um but no that that uh yeah you're talking about the the here's my man I got I can sweat all day outside I got no problem heat humidity I don't care but it's like man when I come inside I don't want to come inside and drip with sweat yeah you know it's not my deal especially sleeping man I don't want to sleep hot yeah I run hot as well there you go yeah I have just like not even a blanket just a cover like a sheet because yeah I run hot I hear you yeah yeah what about uh how many how many pints of talenti are you eating these days actually I backed down because you were doing what two to three a night yeah I'm down to one and that's not every night right now okay believe it or not because of Any like well I just need to watch my what I just I don't know I haven't craves too in a while so I just I'm down to one and uh and those you know I'll go three nights in a row and sometimes I I don't go for another two nights or something so what about coffee how many cups are we up to today yeah I'm well as of right now I'm only two I haven't had anything post practice this morning though you know I had the whatever the big the big ventis and uh two shots in each like I've done I haven't changed that routine I brought you some coffee oh you did yeah I have a coffee company so right there we have I bought you everything beans grounds there we go Brew some hats to just say coffee on it I love it so I got it all for you I love it I appreciate it yeah I knew you were calling I didn't get you guys anything no your presence is yeah thank you yeah I do love the attention to detail even the coffee warmers here have or the the hand coolers have grit on them you like that and I saw some guy outside he was wearing a massive chain that had grit and big letters at the bottom I didn't know if that was team issued or if that was something that he made and brought from home no I haven't was that a player was that I think it was in the friends and family section oh okay I gotta find that I should do like a as we have not doled out like grit chains or anything that's not a bad idea though yeah and so like the turnover chain film study a lot of Tuesday you're watching you win the great the grit chain for this week I like that if we do that I'm going to give you credit for that there we go hey me and gritcoin I've got I've got uh a segment that we do with every interview that we have it's questions from a third grader so I talked to Miss Joyce's third grade class in Dripping Springs Texas and they had three questions for you you know Dripping Springs yeah down in Central Texas yep yep uh first question was do you like cats or dogs dogs good answer that's correct good answer uh second question this is from uh Brian he's eight what's your favorite food favorite food probably rib eye steak oh that's another great answer third question is from Jenny she's also eight do you think that Saint anger was unfairly maligned by critics who didn't understand the Sonic importance of the album pretty good question it's a great question absolutely I do yeah that's a great question it is I don't know if she asked that but she's really yeah yeah people sleep on on St Anger I guess yes that's outstanding do you listen to Rage too no oh so it's just Metallica yeah what's it what's the second like what's your favorite your second favorite um uh honestly I'm Metallica and then I'm like classic rock okay to be honest with you and and I love classic country you know okay those are kind of mine so I don't I kind of just I've got this you know I don't know Metallica's just I've always been partial to them it's his own genre kind of they're wrecking classic rock what's your favorite classic rock bands Lynyrd Skynyrd yes correct Lynyrd Skynyrd would definitely be up there number two um number two probably Journey um number three Foreigner um it's about as far as I'm at right it's a good list I've been learning free bird for the last three years I like Dire Straits yeah you know say it again I've been learning Freebird for the last three years really on guitar I haven't I've peaked at 75 percent but maybe you could motivate me to finally finish Freebird uh I would have to be with you in the moment while you're doing it okay yeah I think to have any help and I can't guarantee I could but I I much better than just over the phone or Zoom or you know what about like I wake up in the morning I'm like I really don't want to practice that same song again I could do that call me okay okay yeah yeah you don't mean that I can't help you out yeah uh this isn't a question it's just a statement uh we love Jared Goff yeah absolutely I love Jared God no we love you I'm glad you love Jared I love Jared I'm glad you love him we love him so much that we'll let you have them thank you very much there you go yeah see what we did there he'll come back what's it uh what's it like coaching your son jack uh you know I I well look there's times where I'm really proud of him that he's part of my lineage but then there's other parts that I don't claim him yeah that's just part of being a rookie he's got to grow and learn you know it's just a small part of drafting you're like all right let's move them up one spot he's got a good last name yeah my whole family can get the Jersey yeah that's what everybody thought and it took me a while before I was like maybe I need to check and see if he is kin to me we've been scouting him for about two months before it even dawned on me I wonder if he's somewhere down the line he's not though I I got a actual football question here for you in the draft you also took Gibbs at running back right and there's been a lot of talk about running backs being kind of a devalued position over the last what 10 12 years yeah you saw something in him that made you want to to grab him in the first round what is it about Gibbs that you think is is special enough to Warrant that pick uh for a college player you know we knew he was smart like he was very smart and he was versatile those two things like you can see the athletic ability like you everybody knows what he ran you know you see what he run he's an explosive fast athlete but then you see a guy who can read the wide zones he can run some downhill runs and then man he's a factor in the past game the routes out of the backfield we think there's more to him potentially outside as kind of a slot outside receiver uh any smart you know because you can't do all that unless he is smart um and that's why like AK that's one of the reasons AK is the player that he's become is is he's got these things in his body and versatility but he's smart man and like you can you can ask him to do a ton of different jobs because he can grasp it um and that's what intrigued us about him and look he's one of the best players in the draft this was not uh the strongest draft class or you know draft that there's been in a number of years so we were all about let's get the best players that we can get yeah um all right I have one last question it's a robot question rh-o-b-a-c-k.com use code take 20 off your first purchase joggers shorts uh q-zips polos everything roback.com promo code take 20 off all right my last question and feel free if you want to cry you can cry um just talk about football just talk about football yeah just talk about football yeah look I I you can cry no look okay here's what I'd say no I don't just Crown command I have to get I have to do well think about football it's just when it goes It goes um but look here's what I'd say about football man when I think about football this um man we anybody who's who's been able to play this sport at any level man when you're a kid um you know middle school high school college you're fortunate enough to go to the pros man we to me we owe everything to this game and the game speaks for itself and it's not about what this group of people have done for this game or this group of people have done for this game and how this has made this game better the game speaks for itself and the only thing we can do is mess it up and to me don't ever disrespect this game because it is in my opinion it's the greatest it's the greatest sport that you can possibly play man it's a team sport man you there's blood there's sweat there's tears uh and and everybody's got to be got to be going the same way to have success one guy is out of the boat or he's not rolling and it'll mess everything up and I just think it's not for everybody um but but I just I respect the hell out of it and to me we we owe it as players coaches anybody that's associated with to give it everything you've got because it is an unbelievable game man you you're about to cry I don't know I just get emotional but I love it I mean that's I I it makes me so pumped when you talk about football there was that moment in Hard Knocks where you had that like the end of Hard Knocks and it was like this guy cares so much and I love watching people who care that much about something it's like it's it's it's something that you just like you draw it off somebody like that energy is something special and you have well I I don't know but I I appreciate it it look it's I love the game man and I love people that give it all they have to it too yeah yeah well Coach Campbell yeah best of luck this year except against the Bears uh you're the best though we we could not have picked a better guy to start group week for us well listen I'm I appreciate you guys I'm glad that that you started here yeah I appreciate that it 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Carolina recordings are over it's it's the rest of the summer some are calling it The Great Greek war it is a great week War we've already decided by the way because we do try to we we take feedback we try to evolve next summer we're gonna go back to solo me PFT and Hank and uh you know if you lose it doesn't matter but this one so it Savor the war is what I'm saying you have one month left of the Mount Rushmore War next summer we'll switch it back up and the summer after that we'll switch back up but this is this this this next month will be as contentious as it gets we're reading the ideas from from awls from Mount rushmore's and when we came across this one we said out loud in the cars we began Hank and all three of us simultaneously go oh my God yeah because it's like it's that feeling your butthole puckers you're excited you start sweating this is a mark of a good Mount Rushmore topic this is yes what were the other ones that we were thinking about uh there's a lot of good ones uh Mount Rushmore of suggestions of Billy's lies that he's told yes that was good that would be a good one yep Mount Rush was there one Mount Rushmore of Hank's uh golf videos or golf shots it sucked there was something about you you were going through it for the whole weekend no no yeah you were no mountain Rushmore of Hank golf YouTube comments yeah that would be fire you should do that Hank for how much you play golf you think you'd be better we we should do that one um oh Hank do you want to spoiler alert uh you should watch the uh me versus Hank golf video that came out on Thursday what was it called is actually originally titled breaking 100 because Hank and I were on the same team but then it evolved into something much more interesting than that it was just breaking 100 that's all it was yeah yeah exactly yeah me and Hank on a team was trending it uh no I'm just kidding all right what's the order do we have it uh Jake sent it to us right Jake's not here nobody sent it to us Jake said are you working cost dude me and Max big cat and PFT Jake and Billy Billy what'd you do last night have an allergic reaction okay okay to beer hope not okay all right one one wait you're going right into it yeah okay what else what else I'm just nervous I'm nervous too yeah I mean I spent a lot of time thinking about this uh you know I've produced pretty much every episode except for the ones I'm on vacation probably probably 90 95 uh been around for it oh man I don't know 90 I actually think I know what you're gonna pick at least he was the first person uh he was a huge name Superstar he came on he did the interview it got picked up by all the big Outlets it was one of the kind of like wow we've made it moments oh wow he is the uh biggest winner of he has had the won the most Awards of our biggest Award of the Year Blake of the Year Boston Celtic Blake Griffin okay okay good good pick good pick I thought you were going to go with something else I think we go with our one one sure yeah he's he's he I think he has been on the most episodes we liked him so much we hired him yeah he is he is the most Dependable recurring guest we have it's never a bad time it is Ryan Whitney Ryan Whitney is he is Mr dependable and like I don't I don't think anyone has ever listened to a Ryan Whitney interview and not had a great time from day one yeah he came on and he was talking about gas and beers Chuck and nuts yeah I mean I I that's where I thought you were going to go with I thought because like he is I think he is the most I think he when we did it but we have a whole award dedicated to Blake I originally had a ride in the Years Ryan when he would be the guy yeah we don't need a ride of the year he's our Ryan of the year yeah wow I said hey wow I just said hey he's our Ryan D or not our re-ent of the Year wow big difference those are two separate Awards two totally different Awards two totally different Awards I guess no their names are different sure how do you spell them does okay you can spell Alex different ways too it's same name no no it's not that's not that's true we literally have a Brooks in our Blake of the Year all right go ahead two back to back yep no I'm going uh deep Cuts Lenny Dykstra okay good pick and Stingray Steve okay all right okay so only eight times in this room no no no no no the eight timers will know the seven six timers may not I mean they barely they were like they weren't even really guests yeah but they were good dude I almost pissed myself in the car when you guys were calling Lane dying stronger it was so [ __ ] funny yeah I think Lenny's a good pick Stingray Steve's not the Hindenburg no I know I know but he it also went all the humanity all right here we go um I should we just do let's go another rhyme we could go we could collect them all yeah let's collect all the rides Ryan Russillo yeah we got Russillo also Mr dependent we got Whitney what are you looking at me for I'll let you explain your pick first well we would need an explanation about Ryan Russell he's great the Life episodes Ryan is incredible on those he's been a great friend of the show throughout the years yeah he's those are our two like rocks if you had to like if you had to be like who are you calling up for a show who who we know will show up it's the Ryan and also I think those two could probably beat up as a tag team Duo almost every other combination yes yes what what go ahead denigrate I'm not I'm not denigrating Ryan Marcel is a great guest Ryan of the year yeah he's reign of the year um all right we are going to go again I'm thinking the long term I'm thinking of the show like best recurring guest okay we weren't thinking of that either uh uh Scott Van Pelt good pick okay great pick good pick uh and then we're gonna go with you might not come on again because his house burned down last time he came on that's sad I'm sorry to hear it it sucks yeah a lot do you not remember that I do yeah that's yeah that's unfortunate uh but great recurring guests only one of the only guests on you know barcel vantok absolute Legend Ted was spinning right now with delight what his head's spinning with the light the logo spinning yeah the Mets traded matchers and he got picked on the recurring guests also Scott Van Pelt I think that his his Dome would look awesome on a real Mount Rushmore carved in the side of a mountain yeah and then we're gonna go with Tim Woods okay good pick that was a panda pick good pick that's a great pick how is that a panther pick all right what should we do here what are you looking at Max I mean I'm just looking at Billy um I like oh yeah let's go two easy yeah yeah Jerry O'Connell easy love Jerry loved you love Jerry had no idea what to expect from Jerry first day he came in and just a delightful man he's become like a very like big part of this show through an interview that we thought we're like oh [ __ ] we'll do Jerry O'Connell and then we're like this guy is the best so yeah can't wait for our fantasy football preview with cheeriocon this year Billy two more back to back yeah yeah yep I'm gonna go with Joe so this is this is bad feelings are gonna get hurt there's so many that I have no I'm going Joe burrow and Josh Allen okay okay I would have taken them before their Stingray to like meet Josh Allen that's the only reason I got vaccinated what yeah wait you got vaccinated yeah dude [ __ ] Josh Allen would be so mad at you if he found that out I know that was really the only reason what did you didn't even get vaccinated I know dude it was like did you just not did Jake even send you a list I I didn't even look at his life can we read Jake's list after yeah let's read it okay after that'd be great all right this is big okay it is big uh because Billy's punted on this entire draft I like 10 11. tell him I win let's go with six okay okay we're taking boom oh really oh you're pumped about that yeah okay Boomer just so we know just so we're clear Hank made us pick six uh any other great recurring guests it would have been you you would have been you yeah for sure just so we're clear it would have I'm talking to all of them they know exactly who they are it would have been you Hank took that out of our hands he made that pick for us just anyone who's listening right now is like why did I get picked it literally was going to be it blame Hank yeah I'm thrilled he made it this far I kind of regretted him not taking the last round the people's lawyer Mike Portnoy okay okay pick would have been if it wasn't for your pick of Chris Berman for us it would have been Max Homer it would have been Chris and Kyle long I mean Chris long is the first guest on the show he was the first person he won against the show and you didn't even pick it it would have been tight same for you dude you've been on the show that's not my show yeah it is uh we have the third or third we had coach oh it's not yeah it is we had Joe Buck you get paid just as much as being pfp yeah Dr Falcon is on my list on my short list on my short list Dan Herron uh Joe Buck Les Brooks death death oh so many good ones Tommy Lasorda also for the Marlins death foul ball guys Bill Walton Michael Rapaport Michael John Cena John Edelman Dak Prescott Julian Adam and I should have picked out Russillo I'm sorry oh you didn't pick in pigballs I should have picked he was on the VR pick yeah then you made us pick Chris Berman yeah that's tall this was a dumb thing for us really don't you want to just bleed this entire thing out well also Billy like punted like that we didn't even the board yeah no we couldn't like we should have had both long Brothers we should have jewels Billy I didn't punt I still give us Jake's list well it was all the ones you just said okay uh SVP Blake's wit Biz Buck Mr Portland Oregon Titus Josh Allen which I got so he's gonna be so mad at you for Stingray Steve because Billy is trying to throw this draft yeah I'm not but his his Bots will probably give him the Victor I don't have Bots I'm sorry I don't know that glance over at Billy's computer on the thing and the first thing on the thing was Dr fauci and I just uh who else we've had some great games AJ Green Nichols AJ Green okay Mecca Metcalf is AJ Green's a joke DK mecca for real yeah Ike Taylor oh yeah yeah he was hilarious yeah this actually came from Mike Tyson's uh interview on Friday who he will be a recurring guest frabel frabel he's gonna kill us the floor for taking all the [ __ ] that we give him Rogers yeah Aaron Rodgers yeah my favorite guy Gronk Gronk liver King I thought Billy was going to take liver King I did too yeah he was really short yeah yeah I mean Billy picked a guy that was Stingray Steve would never was a guest he just he we dude he was he recorded a call that we put he was one of my favorite he Lily he's probably my favorite game he basically wasn't it like I like this show so much more seven years ago yeah we might get some but that also was when you weren't on it I know Billy's the first person that replies like this show was so much better before Billy I can't wait till Billy's gone oh yeah he says he wants to go back to listening to parking exactly are you gonna listen again Billy oh it's gonna be hard I didn't call why because we ruined your life no no it's gonna be hard maybe like it's actually very easy to listen to a podcast uh download it's like two thought you need two touches of your thumb I'm not driving anywhere anymore yeah that's true because you lost your license well we don't talk about that okay yeah sure dude I thought bleep that out yeah we should put an honorable mention just list them all oh Florio Florio Frisco Shafter all these outstanders Yelich other pick the worst is gonna be the people that we didn't even mention right here that's what I'm saying we need to do an honorable mention I know can we do an honorable mention with literally every guest we've ever had it's gonna take a while uh Randy Moss yes yeah yes Randy Moss for sure yeah sorry Kirk um you guys Kirk herb Street yeah kirkmanahan Riggs Jay McShay [ __ ] Dave Portnoy Daniel Jeremiah Portnoy you're a nagler all right who else anyone I mean we're just listening every guess now I mean it's just too many to name Aaron Andrews closer to Thompson yeah yeah Roosevelt [Laughter] we really [ __ ] up yeah this was a mistake this is a bad idea Bouchard Genie CJ CJ McCollum oh yeah yeah we haven't had him on in a while he's gonna come back up uh sons and four guy sure he does not understand the assignment I know oh the guy the the dog judge oh yeah you rocked it did that was an awesome interview uh Marina's Dad yeah Garrett McNamara Duncan Robinson John Taffer big wave surfer okay I was like oh yeah [Music] hey that's enough there's like 17 ways to say his last name and that's this was such a bad idea Fieri Fieri D came back have and Aaron Donald and we should probably post some of those clips yeah memes get on that please I haven't seen anything how much can they bench memes all right let's uh let's do one last hat and then we'll finish up with a Monday reading Mount Rushmore is brought to you by Bic we're all showing off our grit this week but that doesn't mean that we can't live that smooth life too we've just gotta ditch the things that clog up our lives and stand in our way whether it's your morning commute or your total inability to guess the lottery ball thanks to Bic easy rinse razors Hank why are you saying that was about you that's not about you it's true it's about memes yeah thanks to Big Easy wrench razors you can say goodbye to a major frustration in your routine those annoying hairs that clog your razor because after years of development Bix solved the clog with patented anti-clog technology no more banging eraser against the sink or spending an eternity running it under the water it just rinses right through so whether you're shaving a soul patch trimming your beard or shaving at all you can now ditch the clog I hate it 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leave a mustache I don't want to do this either let's hear my idea which is be more receptive okay okay yeah I'd love to hear Billy's idea Waffle House okay okay all right all right yep you're fully out because I just like to say that I'm in for the idea all right great I have a lot to lose I'm in Max thanks out yeah you could be in you also might not get picked Hank this is the thing where I always get paid but if you go I always lose there's no facial hair I do have facials Billy has no facial I have a lot you have kids okay Hank the aliens might come down overnight and then the world's over and you don't even have to Hank you might not get picked okay why don't you say yes you're in and then if you get picked say no I'm not how about goatee yeah you can do goatee okay I did this I've done this on group yeah before all right you're in for goatee I'm in foreign we're looking at people who don't have beards okay Jake's a smooth boy generator name picker uh Jake's gonna be shaved anyways um all right so who's in everyone okay PFT Billy just put Hank's name in there just for fun just see what it would pick Jake memes big cat Max I'm gonna put my name on there if you want but I did one two three four five six seven all right would you do a goatee already I'll put a razor I'll put a razor on my face yeah what about a goatee for the need beard guys we Billy are you serious we just said that I'm doing it yeah I'm so sorry yeah you're just having a tough episode I got an idea guys what about Waffle House all right here we go random name picker here we go watch the Youtube [Laughter] ready [ __ ] it was me oh that was great that's perfect that was great oh okay well tomorrow's interviews I'll have a mustache also Hank isn't allowed to celebrate this because he doesn't want to play not at all all right we'll do it again on Tuesday and then we'll do it again on Thursday I'm now off because I'm gonna shave oh your name's eliminated so yeah my name is eliminated but yeah okay I don't think I think that your name should still why would my name still be on I'm gonna shave well then it's not I mean then it's not even that bad for you because you'll already be the mustache so then you should go ahead and shave then too what it's not even that bad yeah no for well the second time this is all because I love the sponsors and this is a proof to clip this and put it out there any sponsor will go above and beyond same except for Hank he won't do really sponsoring my ass he won't do he won't do [ __ ] do we have a Bic and do we have shaving cream yes all right great we're gonna do it right after the tune into the uh Monday vlog what's the schedule for great week videos this week uh uh well first the first max is putting the Ryder Cup out that's right I'm not doing right now I'm not doing writer cup um Monday is definitely Dan Campbell okay the rest you'll throw it into one of them yeah no well this will be a social clip oh okay great awesome that looks so funny with that I'm like the fattest I've been in a long time it'll look great big big nice next Monday I'm gonna have to do all these in the worst part is that we're gonna do interviews That We're Not Gonna Run for like two weeks so I'll have my beard back but I people will be like uh [ __ ] okay all right money reading [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] whatever I'm I'm fine with it I'm fine yeah you're fine everyone else totally fine what else is fine with it my name was on the thing yeah and it will be on it on Tuesday it'll be on on Thursday okay can I still use the big stuff you could do go team or just sideburns Hank long ass sideburns I did this already I look like Marv from Home Alone you remember great week I was I did the whole the whole time I was doing it each each stop I did a different thing and it was a disaster I erased that for my memory yeah yeah no I'll post the pictures okay alarming yeah uh Monday reading coin boys so we I think pfti both saw this on Twitter in his uh a screamed crab from uh Reddit teachers okay and it goes every year these kids come back with a new annoying Quirk coin boys are apparently the new thing so it reads in my 10th year of teaching mostly freshmen and I uh what is it s what's STG um and I swear to God that is that's insane that's a teacher yeah that's yikes okay because considering how fast you picked that up I swear to God ever since the pandemic and honestly like five years before that there's always a new thing students bring to school that they learned over the summer from the Internet or wherever the newest thing here is a flock of self-proclaimed coin boys who carry a quarter on hand at all time and constantly flip it they have their entire personality revolve around coins coin flips and chants when we went around doing an icebreaker four of or five of the kids said some variation of I live by the coin and I die by the coin as their fact I love that they're like two-faced this is the most dudes Rock thing ever just about an hour ago when I assigned the first assignment of the school year one of the coin boys was bold enough to say heads I do it Tails I don't I told them if he flipped the coin he would be getting a call home on the first week of high school he flipped it anyway and it came up heads thank God for that at least that's such a boss move to your teacher yes I do it you're establishing dominance yeah I guarantee you she didn't call home yeah because he's going to do it yeah she's only going to call home if you're not going to do it this is also one of those situations yeah as much as she hates it she also understands you do live by the coin dog I actually think that she respects the coin we should do this for the entire great week all of our decisions should be coined before when you shave Hank yeah all of our decisions should be coin based uh but then the other coin shave your head give me a million dollars big I'll do it well if you if you if you put up shaving your head I actually I said I said tell Bic I will shave my head for a million dollars I'll shave my beard for a million dollars okay boom uh you shave your head I'll shave my beard okay million dollars back no but like why why won't you why don't you want to do it for the sponsors don't you want to go above and beyond well because I've been growing this hair out for saying 11 12 years 100K I'll undercut them uh all right back to the coin boys Billy's little Mustang but then the other coin boy in that class flipped his coin and came up Tails through his homework he said the coin is spoken he's not doing it I say very well enjoy your zero and your call home what a great way to start off school year and your high school career I really hope this dies off soon I haven't seen anything online about this when I Googled it so I'm guessing it's just a local friend group thing unless one of you has some more info yeah well it sounds their High School freshman right yeah so you have to get creative sometimes when you're hanging out when you're freshmen you don't always have a friend that can go out buy a beer or whatever you have you have a lot of time to kill around your house so it sounds like they just got really into coins over the summer time I don't think it's an internet thing I think this is a very a very cool group of kids yes that came up with a hilarious game the only way to defeat the coin is with a coin yeah this teacher needs to go up to the front of the class day two and be like I'm gonna flip a coin heads you guys can stay living by the coin when Dying by the coin tails the coin's over yes and they have to respect yes by the coin yeah that's that's your only way out you have a 50 chance of getting out of this it's it's I love this they just live with the thrill every single day we're gonna flip a coin for every decision we make yeah that's the way to live I might be a coin boy yeah this is also is this also not the plot of Old Country no control yes Javier bar down yeah maybe they just watch that movie or two-faced yeah so yeah I think we should become coin boys I mean you should start flipping coins for random things that we decide Hank Erin sure coins we gotta get some coins I never I never have coins it's uh it's a flex to be walking down the hallway with like four quarters in your pocket just jiggling everywhere that's how people used to roll around all the time yeah play pool it almost the only thing better would be doing number 69 there we go [Laughter] so do you never would have gotten it you never would have gotten it you never would have gotten it 21. uh I'll go 88 memes have you ever gotten this [ __ ] never I don't think you can guess one because it well it starts at one I don't know if it can do one again okay I hope it goes one this time Shane you wanna guess Steve you want to guess 41 for Shane 36 for Steve some guy you want to guess Matt Matt one through one hundred my head 22. oh God damn oh so close [ __ ] man it's so close Billy I had one what would you yeah we'd be going to Waffle House yeah we would go love you guys I was hungry right now I'm hungry all the time yeah that's true love you guys polar bears are huge [ __ ] they actually every time they meet grizzly bears in the wild they like run away because grizzly bears are about that action they scrap harder than polar bears it's because their population densities are higher so they see other grizzly bears and fight them more where does that happen wait also Alaska if being a [ __ ] means that you're scared of grizzly bears me too but as a polar bear I'm just saying as a polar bear that's like not really that's a high bar for [ __ ] yeah but like polar bears like well it's like bigger for example big stronger if Derwin James was in this room right now I would be afraid of him because he'd knock me out right but if Travis Kelsey was in the same room as Derwin James he should not be scared yeah yeah right should run him over right yeah he won't hopefully he does it actually a great Redemption Arc if he like runs over Derwin James would be yeah it would be but he won't he won't he won't he won't

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