We paid strangers to make AWFUL music

today we're paying people money to make awful music that we write my stomach hurt got inflammation love going online spreading misinformation basically myself yummy and soup sat in a discord call found eight random musicians on fiverr and paid them to make the awful music that we wrote in the beginning of the video it's going to be us coming up with the lyrics and sending them in and at the end of the video we're going to watch back all the songs that we get back hope you guys enjoy and half of you guys are not subscribed please click the button okay thank you enjoy the video i will be your professional male rock metal singer vocalist she got a pretty unique voice that guy's [ __ ] good actually i think i know who the [ __ ] that is you do hold on can you make your voice sound like that suit okay maybe not but he sounds like the the vocalist for uh ectomorph the band that i like make my voice sound like what how just that like effect like that shot ate a hard dog this video is brought to you by oscar mayer oscar by your wieners all right okay let's do it alright we need the death metal guy to give give us some lyrics i need him to give me some head should we make it about falling in love with another man or something lyrics to the song original melody reference oh [ __ ] you have to give a melody reference i'm just going to say this make your own melody i don't care uh lyrics spongebob patrick mr krabs wait that connection if he's like screaming that is that where we go with spongebob [Laughter] maybe say the new fairly oddparent show [ __ ] sucks the live-action it's a live-action one apparently they're coming out with one it looks horrible it's not gonna flow whatsoever he's gonna be sitting here trying to figure out how to make this work doesn't even rhyme with anything how much is he getting paid for this 80 80 the new fairly oddparent show looks [ __ ] awful craft singles tastes good let's make it random as [ __ ] crash singles tastes really good we're allowed to have 25 100 characters in this i cry every night because cuddle cop is more successful than me [Music] mr beast burger mr facebook chris style i will make a rap for youtube channel or podcast i heard you need a song huh something cool something catchy all that you need to put it on your youtube page maybe the intro for your podcast this just looks like he was made in a lab it looks like his mom packed his lunch for this music video it looks like corporate america tried to create someone hip like he was made in a board room 195 jesus christ oh man i heard you need a wrap for your youtube channel let's try to make this just send back the lyrics from the trailer to him recreate this all right all right two revisions up to 60 seconds something a rapper would typically never discuss uh [ __ ] dudes [Laughter] taxes i'm gonna pay my taxes on time i have a roth ira and a 401k i mean that could work but i'm trying to think of there's something that's there's got to be like a topic that's like borderline uncomfortable i'm going to look up controversial topics artificial intelligence robots [ __ ] scare me climate change oh wait climate change maybe we could just combine all of these yo i heard the earth getting hotter throw car batteries into the ocean would you rather have a gay sun or a thought i don't think he's gonna say that i'm talking to you clavichay you better change your ways or imma be enraged okay bro you spitting i have joint inflammation my stomach hurt i got inflammation i'm tired of all the misinformation oh my god across the nation why are we just trying to make it controversial yeah i definitely don't think we should touch on that we should maybe minimum wage or no wage gap maybe say i got inflammation and i love spreading misinformation i love going online in space i gotta take a big [ __ ] that's it all right that's the ending 185 dollars what's another genre jazz maybe maybe a female did you really just say she didn't leave anything no not bad under 10 seconds the [ __ ] it was a premium oh 50 that's good that's a good deal hey let's do it what do we have this woman say that's not uh going to make us look like racist misogynist [ __ ] got nothing in my brain right now that's kind of tough oh wait do you know the fortnite battle pass song you guys have you heard that no hold on let me play that for you fortnight that'll pass i just [ __ ] out my ass basically just take those lyrics and give them to her i'm down for that i just [ __ ] out my ass i need him to do this okay this is good oh yeah mr krabs maybe start out like ooh baby i want to love you okay goodbye make me feel so manly when we cuddle on the couch and watch ryan's toy reviews i want to watch you play the flute i want to watch are you actually going to yes watch and learn as you play the flute i just want to cry and cry and cry and suck off at least one guy and hang out with at least one guy french fry french fry french fries french fry french fry french fry french fries has a schizophrenic turn in the middle of the song ronald mcdonald stop hiding in my walls ronald mcdonald stop hiding in my walls i miss my wife okay that's the most [ __ ] favorite dream song you're ever gonna hear sing and record video okay yes [Music] [Applause] dude that guy's a beast record video sure plus six days why not first thing that comes to your head what is it soup ham sandwich ham sandwich ham sandwich ham sandwich ham sandwich hd oh my god that's the one hdmi hdmi chord it's like you're sending him a grocery list or something bag of lettuce i stick my foot in an oreo mcflurry and an orphan orphans are people too never forget let's just look up a random battle the battle of yorktown 1785 never forget the lives we lost where the [ __ ] is that ham sandwich there's too many car batteries in the ocean i'm ashy and need to use some lotion i'm actually a need to use that's the one thing will make rhyme and the rest of it nope this court is running a promotion yeah i eat it only for the promotion so just the same word i eat daytime [Laughter] what are we just adam's a promotion like six times i just got a new product random word generator generate 10 random words there you go say all these it's gonna be [ __ ] horrible working hard up in the studio pushing no tracks making those beats breaking those raps no fabrication it's all facts i demand my attention like typing in all caps 100 bucks extra to record video why not i'll send you the worst beat ever [Music] ex-girl worked in the video but she gave me chlamydia they probably get so excited like finally someone's using me for my talent that i've practiced so long to like build up and get good at and just gotta just send him dog [ __ ] turkey leg about to swallow a monopoly board oh swallow a monopoly boy 95 year old side piece got me got me bricked up [Music] gotta take out her dentures dude before i get before i get my dick sucked take out her dentures for i get my there's no way he's gonna sing there's no way oh my god [ __ ] wet granny get my dick sucked say before i get my like i don't know get my meat tugged or something my meat schmucked make it make i don't know what i'm saying nor do i care i eat a pineapple full of hair full of hair this is a threat to every nurse at home in america this is a threat take this as a threat the ceo of raising kane's chicken fingers i will no longer be eating at your take this as a threat i'm measuring things in my home with a tape measure because i'm bored on a weak day how the [ __ ] is he gonna wrap that it makes no sense just thinking of all this over the cartoon check this out yeah i'm losing it yeah i love it for this beat right here tj [Music] any lyrics come to your mind when you're hearing this felix he's greater on my brain yeah it hurts bad that's the first line i'd be clowning wish my ex-wife was drowning i'm stuck inside an mri machine i've overdosed on whey protein she got that nacho cheese [ __ ] you got that nacho cheese [ __ ] like markiplier in a dress what like markiplier dress you a wussy let's try to make a rhyme what's like a random ass city i'm in topeka kansas i'm in topeka kansas with the bros my feet smell rancid yeah my toes couldn't keep my wife so i marry my dog not my friend but my actual dog he's a boxer he's a boxer but he's not jake paul when he was one years old i sniffed his balls when he turned one i sniff his balls he never forgave me he thinks he's a lady oh my god he's spitting right now make the next part shut up please shut the [ __ ] up please shut up shut up now seriously shut the hell up shut up be quiet my siri was acting enough seriously that's enough beat cuts sorry my siri was acting beat comes back in hey alexa let me order some condoms [Laughter] because extra small feet comes back in i don't actually need toes i don't actually need those i haven't touched a woman since 2014. my dick doesn't work i got problems down there due to unnamed drug dependency i got a good friend named ed it stands for erectile dysfunction he keeps me from getting head at a drop junk junction with my erectile discharge that's probably the longest one yeah another year another year [Music] i need a blue haired goth tatted i think this guy would say [ __ ] probably not the spit in my mouth uh that's the way he's gonna say that just spit in my mouth smile yeah i don't know i need a big goth boot to crush my nerds crush my nuts crush my nose no way please i'm please so much pain it hurts when you said you couldn't swallow a keyboard baked bean mentality i'm on a big bean mentality oh logitech webcam for dessert i have a concerning diet but that's no concern i also have a concerning lump on my back [Laughter] says we need to run some tests please all right it's going a little bit too it's getting into the area of denial now i feel like we'll just end it off with um oh my god collect dairy products from the goth [ __ ] i have a collection of dairy products i will not sell them i need goth milk sorry i mean goth milk sorry got milk all right this is the last one we'll see you guys in a week when these come back all right here we are one week later looks like all eight of them came back yeah i got scammed on a couple of them i probably spent over like fifteen hundred dollars on this [ __ ] oh my god so this better be good that means you better like and subscribe and share this video so you can recoup the money if you wanna see yeah let's go first upload in a month all right here we go here's the first one looks like this is the guy who did the r b track uh it says r b slash hip hop let's see what he did is there a video i need a blue head got teddy woman to sleep in [Music] it hurts when you say you couldn't swallow a keyboard i'm on a big big mentality oh webcam for dessert i have a concern and diet but there's no concern [Music] i have a concern up on my back the doctor says we need to run some tests i have a collection of dairy products but i will not sell this i need god's milk sorry i mean god no [Music] okay okay it's a little vibe goth milk i mean goth milk sorry goth this is amazing oh my god best idea ever right i think this guy is uh right this is two minutes long what the hell do we have this guy say all right let's take a look [Music] all right all right i can't understand what he's saying i think he said mr krabs had plankton should i pull up the legs [Music] sounds like a legit ass song what are we typed to this man much about patrick mr krabs plankton squidward [Applause] [Music] oh my god [Music] this sounds legit mr beast burger chris style oh god [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hahaha the obama family gets their own guitar solo [Music] oh my god the ad-lib the more alerts [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that talent that is just your talent look at his face man he has no idea what the [ __ ] just came out of his mouth next we have the female uh the one female we got i had a sender like me singing the melody of the song let's hear it let's hear your melody oh you want to hear me sing it okay hi this is just a funny project for a youtube video it just goes like this it goes like fortnite battle pass out my ass pulled it we don't need to listen to all that but this is uh what she sent back i guess let's take a look [Music] out fortnite ass put it up my pc cause i need to get the fortnite that'll pass i like fortnite did i mention fortnite i like fortnite it's nighttime i mean it's five o'clock that's basically night time you all remember did she forget to plug her mic in this is this is awful it's just camera i'm guessing like this is the actual pc whatever i'll just overlay it on that [ __ ] clip how much was that that was 100 bucks so yours was better actually can we hear more of yours all right moving on we've got a sing a cappella song or jingle let's see what this guy did is that him there's like nine of him yeah this is the this dude oh my god [Music] toy reviews at least one guy french fried french fries [Music] back in vietnam [Music] that was incredible oh my god 10 out of 10. that was so good general chicken yeah they can take these and make them into competent songs that is insane if you're not paying attention to the words at all you're just like yeah this is yeah that's nice our three combined brain cells put that together and he made it into something that actually sounds decent all right this next guy this is the guy we got to replace the one guy who canceled on us opened a dispute on my order what due to the concept of the material i will not be able to do this project ah no who's that the rap guy [ __ ] we put so much effort into this one i'll just send that to someone else so yeah this is the controversial rap looks like he didn't want to be seen oh this guy was good oh yeah he did not want to be associated with this at all he doesn't want to ruin his own future as an artist i don't blame him let's see what he did though [Music] hey yo i heard earth getting hotter would you want a gay son or thy daughter but i'm talking about climate change changing ways before i get enraged my stomach hurt got inflammation love going online spreading misinformation the [Music] my stomach kinda hurts gotta take a big [ __ ] big [ __ ] damn bro bars you made a whole little mini music video dude i love the guys i think the keyboard shot yeah yeah i love going online and spreading misinformation now i'm confused though because we definitely submitted that cartoon beat and it's just not here unless i got cancer i mean even without it that is really good no we did and this guy wasn't in the orders for some reason oh okay okay so this is the cartoon beach the android video counted hungry by the eat of turkey by the swallow of monopoly boys [Music] i would [Music] [Music] end video [Music] thank [Music] [Music] he could not look more uninterested in what he was doing i would say he delivered with the worst beat ever that was the cartoon beat it wasn't the worst beat ever i mean which it was a pretty bad beat that's the second worst beat up yeah all right here's the other metal dude i guess i'll put the lyrics in here real quick this is a long one what are we even saying look at that look at the end of this mountain that was a random word generator that we put in [Music] yes [Music] [Applause] is [Music] oh damn he's got some pipes [Music] is [Music] engagements [Applause] play oh my god holy [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] god i think that's my new favorite that was what shane what a king wanted this guy in slack jaw 100 holy [ __ ] these people got talent how much was that one uh 190 i'd say that was worth it yeah we got [ __ ] zeus on the track baby okay this dude we had him do the worst beat of all time let's see what he came up with tj holy [ __ ] my ex-wife [Music] my wife so i married my dog not my friend but like my actual dog he's a boxer but not jake paul damn he never forgave he thinks he's a lady the veterinarian distributed [Music] chocolate bar stuck at my teeth shut up seriously be quiet seriously that's enough seriously that's enough sorry my cereal was acting up hey alexa let me order some condoms extra small please i got problems [Music] bars i mean what can you do with that beat i guess he did his best about to drop junk junction with my erectile dysfunction probably my favorite bar i don't know how much time you guys have but why don't we make a song really quick with shitty lyrics i found this beat the other day it's literally called goofy ass beat here let me play it real quick sounds like a civil war type beat [Music] sounds like runescape yeah that's what i thought too bro it sounds like you're in [ __ ] downtown falador bro i figured we could just take like a minute and just like i don't know if you guys are down i'm down yummy's about to [ __ ] go hard we're all rappers we all got experience yeah i could actually i mean i could kind of record it it's just gonna be echoey it might be [ __ ] quality it doesn't matter it doesn't matter this is what it's like making music maybe mom boys will come back in the future but this is a little behind the scenes super just sent this [Laughter] speed is fearful that's exact that'll be the album cover all in her ear like i'm paul revere she don't want to [ __ ] me she don't want to [ __ ] me she queer that's kind of hard all in her ear like i'm paul revere she don't want to [ __ ] me she queer the british are coming the british are coming so this is a runescape bee i have this one bar hop out the whip like it's a bissell there's an item in runescape called abyssal whip being on a streak like a hell all right i'm just gonna [ __ ] freestyle she don't wanna [ __ ] me she queer send them to war i ain't talking about civil being on a streak like a hell storm missile staying on the bus and you talk to miss frizzle hop out the whip like it's abyssal hey spitting these bars and i don't even know what i'm saying though hey spitting these bars and i don't even know what i'm saying though hey truly the hardest beat i've ever had to rap to own her ear like i'm paul revere she don't wanna [ __ ] me she queer send them to war i ain't talking about civil been on a streak like a hell storm missile stay on the bus and you talk to miss frizzle hop out the whip like it's abysmal hey i like that am i crazy for liking that hey let's get a little ad-lib in there all right so that was literally three minutes i came up with the whole thing in three minutes so let's not judge this guys i don't want to be judged on this this doesn't count as part of my rap resume oh my ear like i'm paul revere hey she don't wanna [ __ ] me she queer send them to war i ain't talking about civil this is lucky first did you do yours i'm working on it you wanna hear what i got so far yeah dump your tea in the ocean jerk off your musket with no lotion who the [ __ ] you think you're taxing red coats acting up about to get a slashing sneak in the castle queen of england gonna get some action call my boy george load up the cannon catch you in the field slap you with the salmon your [ __ ] wants to steal my pantaloons going monkey on the brits call me john c bamboo holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dude that was amazing i don't think you need to do any more like that's perfect how are you so good at doing [ __ ] so quickly like the other verses you did like you did in like five seconds i just look up [ __ ] that rhymes with other [ __ ] yeah i can't believe you just made that whole thing in five minutes i was thinking this could be just be in the video but it might have to go on spotify too he might have to [ __ ] go yo yeah what i got yeah yes [Music] pull up my cup of tea i'm shooting violently riding my horse i'm not flying this privately my maiden loyal she never would lie to me in eighteen hundred draw banks up on lively got wear away from my privacy though wooden teeth but got no lights in this row mustache like the monopoly bro my horse caught crashes on top of me dope can't feel my legs and it looks like i'm dead all of the blood rushes straight to my head no doctor inside it no help is around to me i am so foolish i'm down with the clownery power revere [ __ ] out of here but they tell your girl that ain't allowed to see [Laughter] dude that's sick i gotta redo my whole thing y'all went too hard with the girl i'm making a sign this declaration hey going online and spreading this oh my god carrier pigeon misinformation yeah carrier pigeon spreading i can't say that i can't say that how do i [ __ ] make that how do i make anything flow on this beat i'm with the girl and we signing the declaration got my carrier pigeon spreading misinformation with my [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] on a streak like a health storm missile stay on the bus and you talk to miss frizzle i hop out the whip like it's abyssals stepping on them little [ __ ] you a tom ford make them battle like lexus they come in the ocean jerk off your musket with no lotion who the [ __ ] you thank you texan red coats acting up about to get a slashing sneak in the castle queen of england gonna get some action with the girl and we signing this declaration carry your vision spreading misinformation load up the musket i ain't talking about elon i got a stitch you can feel on i'm riding my horse like a nissan these boys are some muscles call my boy george load up the cannon catch you in the field slap you with the salmon your [ __ ] wants to steal my pantaloons going monkey on the bridge call me john c bad boom pull up my cup of tea i'm shooting violently riding my horse i'm not flying this privately my maiden know you she never would lie to me in eighteen hundreds our banks are unlikely i wear a wig with my privacy though wooden teeth i've got no less in this bro mustache like the monopoly bro my horse got crushes on top of me though carry my legs and it looks like i'm dead all of the blood rushes straight to my head no doctor excited [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Crispy Concords

Views: 4,631,084

Keywords: fiverr, paying, people, funny, paid, different, strangers, comedy, weird, music, script, cameo, fiver, soup, yumi, crispy concords

Id: jYk1vBtaZaQ

Length: 35min 36sec (2136 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 13 2022