- We're all gonna die anyway. So, why not try 42-year-old chocolate? - Let's talk good about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Summer. - You know, the older you
get, the more important it is to add self-care to your routine. For example, I have an
intricate stretch routine that I perform every morning,
right when I roll out of bed. Even the specific way
that I roll out of bed is part of the routine. - Yeah, and you like to talk about it a lot.
- I do. - But never share the routine with anybody.
- It's my little secret now. - Well, for my self-care routine, I like to eat snacks
that are older than me so that I can feel good about my age. - Well, you about to feel real good, because we have 70-year-old popcorn. It's time for "To Be Discontinued: More, More, More, More,
More, More Snacks Edition". - Once again, we have lined
the pockets of the good people who post old food on eBay. I'm talking discontinued snacks. And as we do, we're gonna try each old and discontinued snack and decide if the companies that made
them originally should bring it back, or nah, that's whack. - And first up, we've got
caramel apple-filled Twizzlers. - You remember these? - This was a seasonal
product that came out in the fall of 2014. And this particular package
expired on April, 2018. And we got it for $64.98. The value goes up with these,
so invest in Twizzlers now. - Good gracious. What is
that on the packaging? It looks like a cactus. - This is my theory. Now of course, you already
know about like a candy apple, like a granny smith apple
that's got caramel on it. I think they were trying to
capture the essence of that, and they put a Twizzler skin on an apple to make it look like, 'cause the Twizzlers have
like grooves in them. - Well, that's a totally different idea. - But it made it look like a watermelon. - I mean, it looks like
something that Shrek would pull out of his back fat folds
and give out at Halloween. I love Shrek.
- Yeah, yeah. - Great movie.
- You've really been into Shrek lately.
- Try it again. Second's one's-
- [Rhett] Right up top- - Even better, I think. - The fact that Twizzlers
have a hole in the middle that's just been waiting to be filled. - The interesting thing is, these are less calories
than a normal Twizzler. - 'Cause they're like
an inch-and-a-half long. - Oh. - I mean, I don't think
it has anything to do- - I mean. - I think there's more calories
per inch, just like me. - It still looks good. - Oh, you're into it. - I mean, 2018, I don't
approach this with caution. - It definitely has the
consistency of chewing caulk. - It kind of tastes like caulk. - You never gnaw like the,
where your sink meets the wall? That's caulk. - The inside of this
Twizzler tastes like caulk. - Is that what I said? I didn't even think about it. - You really got to hit the L. - Caulk.
- Caulk. - I can't with a Twizzler in my mouth. - I think you almost gotta
make it two syllables. - With a Twizzler- - The inside of this
Twizzler tastes like caulk. You gotta hit, caulk. - For that reason alone- - I like it. I like caulk. - For that reason alone, I
think we should bring it back. - Yeah! - Bring back the caulk! - That's exactly what I was thinking. - Caulk-filled Twizzler.
- [Rhett] Caramel apple filled caulk Twizzlers, bring it back! - Next up, we have Hulk Cereal, released by Post in 2003
as a promotional item for the 2003 movie "The Hulk". - The Hulk. - Let's see if this
cereal will make us burst out of our jeans. - "The Hulk", starring
Eric, is is Banner or Bana? - Eric Bana, Eric Bana.
- Bana. - You can see him right there
on the back, right there. And of course, here's swole
Shrek, as I like to call him. - It's Shrek without the back fat. - Really, it's like a more veiny Shrek. - He might be able to get a Twizzler inside one of those vein ridges. And that would be gross. - Could you do some
sort of like Shrek swap where it's like the Hulk replaces him? Or he at least becomes the Hulk-? - Well, what if that was who the Hulk was? What if that's who the Hulk was? Instead of a man that
turned into a green monster, it was just Shrek that turned into Hulk? Would we be into it in the same way? - We would be into it more. The 2003 "Hulk" with Eric Bana
got 62% on Rotten Tomatoes. The 2008, so only five years later, they rebooted "The Hulk" with
Ed Norton, Edward Norton. - I was a big fan of the Ed Norton one.
- The acclaimed actor, 67% on Rotten Tomatoes,
before you got the Ruffalo. All right, kind of my thing. - [Rhett] And then what was Ruffalo? - He didn't get his own movie. - He's only been part
of the ensemble cast? I hadn't realized that he's
never had his own "Hulk" movie. - Yeah, 'cause they kind
of been there done that too many times.
- Right, yeah. - I think it was, I think it
was a really strong choice. - You can only dip into
that cereal so many times. Okay, we got a Lucky Charms situation.
- What kind of cereal is this? I mean, it definitely has, it has a beaker of radioactive liquid. - The actual like big brown things. - Corn pops.
- [Rhett] What's that supposed to be? Is that like Hulk boogers? - I think it's corn pops. - But, they're misshapen.
They're like mutant pops. Those are so like irregular. - Yeah, kind of like Eric Bana's career. - Oh! What's the last thing that Bana did? - Yeah, exactly, this. - Somebody look up the most
recent entry on Bana's- - Dink it.
- IMDb. - And sink it. - Oh, the crunch is gone. - [Stevie] Matt Carney
is a big fan of him, and "Dry" is the name.
- "The Dry"? - Is that good?
- [Stevie] Just "Dry". - This is not- - [Stevie] He would like to
emphasize it's just "Dry". - No, but it says- - This is soaked in milk and
it's still dry and mushy. - It says "The Dry".
- [Stevie] Well- - And then, he played
a guy named Aaron Falk, which is almost like Aaron Caulk. - Oh, Falk!
- You can't get away from it! - [Stevie] I think that
Matt Carney disagrees with the title that you're reading, even if that's correct.
- You're saying that IMDb is wrong?
- [Stevie] Yes. He's stating that. - I think it's called "The Dry Caulk". - Have you seen our IMDb, and you think IMDBs are always right? - Yeah. - Your picture. - That's still me.
- It is you. - I mean, it's still my picture. You're talking about
the one when I had like, the pink shirt from "Online Nation"? That's not my picture.
- Do you like this or not? - You have something on
your lip that did not come from the cereal, which is concerning me. Like, it's dark brown. There's nothing on this
cereal that's dark brown. And you took one bite of it, and you have a dark brown,
like, mole-shaped thing. - Can you see it? The people can see it? - You got something, you
got some Bana on your lip. You got some dry Bana caulk on your lip from eating this thing. Hey, I've got to say-
- Just make a decision. - I'll clean it-
- It tasted good. - If we can get through this
segment, I'll clean it off. - It tasted good, but it's not bringing anything
new to the cereal game. It had its moment in the
sun, just like Bana, so. - Rebooting Hulk is always a mistake unless it's in an ensemble. This is never gonna work. - The Hulk cereal, nah, that's whack.
- Nah, that's whack. Quick reminder, episode
eight of "Ronstadt", the scripted podcast, yes, it is an audio
experience of immersive story for your ears, starring us. It's out now. Ronstadt and Hattie put together a plan to take on the shadow monsters. But, do they stand a chance? You got to find out. Check out "Ronstadt" wherever
you get your podcasts. You know how to do that, right? And also, make sure you follow us so you don't miss an episode, Mythical.com/Ronstadt. - Okay, this is interesting. This teardrop water bottle
was released by Evian in 1999, in celebration of the millennium. Because I mean, everybody's favorite drink on New Year's Eve is water!
- Water! - Okay, let's see how this tastes. - It looks like an eye dropper for Shrek. - Yeah. Let's keep the Shrek going. Maybe more of an enema, Shrek enema. - Oh. - That you can't pull,
a very dangerous enema, that if you were to, 'cause it's, oh, that motion was
very unpleasant for me. I don't know how you
would get the water out, because if you, because
Shrek would squeeze it, and it could break. And then, we've got a real problem. - I mean-
- We've got a real problem with Shrek. - We paid $47.55 for this thing. - Lots of crazy stuff
going on back in 1999. We all thought the world
was gonna end on Y2K. And they were like, "Well, maybe we should
have a teardrop bottle." Or maybe, they thought that
this would be some sort of tool that would get us through
the computer crash. - Don't! Oh, you spoiled it. You spoiled the illusion of the teardrop. - I can't put this in my mouth without thinking about the
fact that it's already been in Shrek's butt hole. - I thought that this was a pull cord to like pop something off, but it just got a lot less exciting. Of course, there's no fizz-
- Oh, you pour it into this. That's what it is. - Really?
- Yeah. - I mean, it looks like something that you put dish
detergent in for dosing. - I think it's so that you
dose the water correctly. That's all I get, or
you get, I don't care. - Here, I want you to have it. Try it. - I'd love to toast you, seeing
that this is the millennium. - Here you go. Here you go. There's one for me, too. - There you go. You're so shaky. Are you okay? - I am shaky. - Do that again. Look how shaky that was. - Well, it's heavy. This thing, it's like a
freaking bowling ball. And I'm nervous, man. - Yeah, I mean, we don't
know what's gonna happen when the computer goes to double zero. We don't know what's gonna happen. - There's freaking a
million people watching. - I mean, the whole world-
- Or like 700,000, I don't know. Two million, this one's
going big, y'all, 10 million. - Oh, oh, I think this
cap's making it taste bad. - 21-year-old water tastes like water. - It's fricking water. Water should never go away. - It's a nice set piece.
I think it's cool. - But, Evian is naive spelled backwards, which is what we used
to say in middle school. - This is fun. Let's just say, nah, that's whack. - [Rhett] Nah, that's whack. - Yeah, 'cause it's just water. These Walt Disney Heath
Bars are from 1979. Oh, we were one year old. You were two. - I was two. - We're old. The chocolate bars have
Disney characters on them. And they come in almond, peanut,
and solid milk chocolate. And these are 11 years older than our Wade Boggs Bar, for reference. - We also have-
- We have for reference. - We got them from
Kernersville, North Carolina. - We did? Now, do you want solid milk chocolate, chocolate and almonds, or
chocolate and mouse nuts? - I'll do mouse nuts, cause
it's kind of like a Mr. Goodbar. - I'm gonna go with chocolate and almonds. And we'll leave that one just out. - I feel like a Heath Bar will hold up. It's kind of like window caulk. - Oh my God. - Oh, look at that. Look
at the color of that! There's no way that was what it was. - It looks-
- Hold on. - It looks like particle board. - Okay, in 1979, the packaging implied that Mickey Mouse was on this bar. - Yeah, he was. - The years have not been kind
to Mickey, on or off the bar. - [Link] I mean, it's not been- - It is so smooth! - [Link] It's smoother
than a baby's bottom. - Did somebody sand these in Kernersville? Did Kernersville sand the bars? - I am being dead serious in telling you that I
think that this is wood. - You know what? We have been pranked. - We've been freaking-
- Hold on! - [Link] We paid $30. - Look, look, look. It is wood! In Kernersville, they
took the chocolate out. They put what in there! - Seriously. You can't-
- It's wood! It's not a joke! It's wood. - [Link] Hold on, okay-
- Look, look, look. - Just two hours-
- This is cardboard. - This is two hours North. Yeah, I was like, this
looks like particle board. It freaking is! This will not stand, guys. - Oh, the retribution
that we are going to- - We coming for you, Kernersville. - We're gonna drive all the way there! - We're tracking you down. - And we're bringing
on our cardboard bars. - Do you know anything about this? - [Stevie] You know what? I'm pissed. But, I do have something that I feel like might make you feel better. - Okay. Well- - I'm pissed!
- Fat chance of that. - Here's something to
make you feel better. What? - Link, Rhett, it's baseball Hall-of-Famer, Wade Boggs. I understand you guys have a problem with the way my bar smells. It smells like the Hall of Fame. You guys owe me a big, smelly apology. - Wade Boggs has become a
WWE wrestler, apparently. Like, he has gone into- - This is not chocolate, but that was freaking Wade Boggs. - You know what we're doing? We're gonna send Wade
Boggs to Kernersville, because apparently he's
got a problem with you. - [Stevie] Wait, wait, wait.
- What, what? - [Stevie] Doesn't that
make you feel better? Don't you feel better? Take a moment. Don't you feel better?
- I'm disoriented. - Because here's what happened. We were-
- That is pretty cool. We got the Boggs. - We were throwing shade-
- [Stevie] See? - And then, all of a sudden we got shade. - Yeah. - Like-
- Yeah. - But, Wade Boggs just made
an appearance on the show without our permission, by the way. And we got duped. I don't know what to do now. - Well, I'd let Wade Boggs beat you up. I'd watch that. - I love, like, that he's got a museum in his house, apparently. - Hall-of-Famer, he's a Hall-of-Famer. And look, after watching
that, it almost smells good. Smell it. Doesn't it smell good? - It smells horrible.
- I know, right? You want him to fight you? - Hold on, I'm gonna gain my composure. - [Stevie] Okay. - Wade Boggs, thank
you for taking the time out of your busy day-
- Thank you, Mr. Boggs. - To give us a personalized, what is this? Did you pay him through Cameo? Thank you. - It wasn't vertical video, so I don't think it was Cameo.
- Mr. Boggs for validating our show with your shade. - But, we will continue to smell your bar and use it and to compare
other old chocolates. - Back to the Kernersville.
- Yeah, this is a real problem.
- We're coming for you. And you know who we're bringing with us? Wade Boggs.
- Wade Boggs, yeah. - Because he means business. - And a bat, a metal one. - He takes no snoop from anybody. And we're gonna bring in the snoop to you. - So, Walt Disney Heath Bar? Nah, it's wood!
- It's wood! All right, our oldest snack,
like we said at the top, dates back to the 1950s. This is Reese, not Reese's,
totally different company, Confetti Popcorn. It looks like fun. But, we're gonna see if
a 70-year-old popcorn will still pop. Pop the top, pop. Come on.
- I need something to do it with. - Can we get Wade- - I need a-
- In here to help? All right, we paid $109.89 cents for this. I hope these aren't fake. - Oh, it's like it's rainbow colored. - Look like my great
granddaddy's dyed teeth. - Is that just what popcorn
looked like in the fifties? - Okay, so-
- Is this what corn looked like
before factory farming? - I'm gonna turn this on. You want me to, do I put the oil in first? - Oh, it does say confetti popcorn. - Put the popcorn in first? Put the corn in! How much corn? - [Nicole] However much you want. - All of it. Half of it. - I'm assuming that this is gonna pop. Oh, hey, it did! One did! - That was a weak pop. Can you see that? - [Rhett] Oh, more, there's more. - Yep, you can definitely see it. Okay, oh, yes!
- Yeah. - Look at that. I mean, this is like something awakening from a freaking cryogenic sleep. You know?
- Actually, it's kind of just like regular popcorn. If you take the top off,
some is gonna pop out, but it'll be cool, it'll be cool. Oh! Oh yeah! Oh, it hit me in the forehead. - I caught it right in my hand!
- It's hot! It's real hot.
- It tastes just like regular popcorn. - One could have gone
right in your mouth, man. - This is pretty cool. I've got salt and pepper
from 1954 Western Airlines. This is what they would give you when you were on the Western Airline. - It tastes no different
than normal popcorn. - But hold on, we haven't
put the old salt on it yet. Shake that around. - There we go. - See if you can get another one. - I snapped! I feel like I got power over this corn! - Snap, catching pop!
- I snapped and caught it! - Snap, catch, and pop.
- What are the chances? - I mean, just like Wade Boggs would do. You know, if he were here? - Man, it tastes like, yeah, it tastes like popcorn. - 70-year-old confetti popcorn. - It's still good. - [Rhett And Link] Bring it back! - Because it will rise from the dead. - All right, so we decided to bring back caramel
apple-filled Twizzlers. - Of course. - And Reese Confetti Popcorn. - We don't even have to worry about that. We're just gonna seal it right back up and enjoy it later on today. - This has been a wild ride today. Thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. And thanks to Mr. Boggs for making this surprise appearance. And screw you, that guy from- - Kernersville.
- Kernersville. - Yeah.
- You duped us. - You know what time it is. - Hi, this is baseball Hall-of-Famer
Wade Boggs, hanging out with my two grandkids, Beck and Harper, just polishing my Hall-of-Fame ring here. And - [In Unison] It's time to
spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - We can't get enough of Boggs. - Granddad's talking about his ring again. - Click the top link to watch us discover which TV shows were
discontinued and which are still on the air, in "Good Mythical More". - And to find out where the Wheel of
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