We Fed a Nuke to a Massive Kraken in People Playground!

chris yeah don't don't touch that button i'm going to push the button don't do it i'd like to push the button please don't don't touch don't touch that button unless there's a like button there i did the thing you happy algorithm yeah come on youtube i'm going to push the button so hard right now there's nothing you can do about it no stupid seat no don't you even think about it don't even think i'm going to push it with my face oh ah ow that actually hurt a little bit you fool you have to full [Laughter] [Music] to eat my feet even in death i can kick you in the crotch stop kicking my bread baskets man that hurts chris i need you i need you to go get help right now okay just stay right there this isn't time to practice your moonwalk [Music] oh how did it for once i'm the one that survives if you're the one that gets hurt i don't like it it feels unnatural like a monkey in a i'm diaper unsettled by monkeys and diapers okay there's just something unsettling well i want to see who happens when i get dropped oh no who could have seen this plan gone horribly wrong i'm just as surprised as you are that was just indiana all right chris look away real quick okay nonchalant nonchalant humming i love humming all nonchalantly i don't think it's a word but whatever whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle oh it's a mirror chris look it's a family reunion oh yay they love pressing buttons mine and literal ones oh my god oh no these are not going to end well all right little chris this guy's down here that guy's face isn't that guy's foot hey they took that like a champ zoom in on it zoom in on it which one there's so many faces and so many butts i'm so confused oh my god oh my camera this will this will fix you oh my god fix you good those balls weren't heavy enough you and those weights oh say can you see it's like a fourth july crystal with blood it's not blood it's raspberry juice youtube those were just oh blue balls go like i'm out of here all right chris you'd agree that we're the smartest people to ever play this game in any game and ever right i'm probably the smarter one than you but yeah yeah i agree with pretty small all right well here you go now you're now in charge of a nuclear reactor what okay that seems like a step up from you know getting hit to the face with a bowling ball yeah well there's a big bowling ball here i'll just breathe on your neck as you figure this out i've waited for this day my whole life okay it's looking pretty good things are looking nice to see it's getting a little warm chris it's gonna start putting your fights don't push your butt where's all the bikes oh it's doing something i think i'm turning into iron man i don't think that's how this works you gotta go inspect it down there chris how's it looking i don't know how that runs i know you love looking at rods how's this one that one is very hot it's not very good i don't like it i think you're actually cooling it down with your body oh my god it's turning into a chart skeleton is super you gotta go check it out you can dive in from orbit dodge all those i think that's how this works man do a little front flip i'll get that out of the way for you there's electricity oh chris oh wait maybe you're getting super powers something tells me i've done this wrong no you look fine you look great okay let me just pull this rod out look at this hey your head and your shoes are still there oh my goodness i don't feel good at all man chris this was just this was just a simulation i don't feel this is simulated i'm all right chris do a better job okay temperature is starting to spike coolant you think yeah get it why don't you have that is it because he did it that's why i kicked another button though what did i do he didn't look different just going down yes all right i am the greatest i am smart boy and look at me put the big brain filter on yeah oh it's too big of a brain ah he's alive where's the whole thing off hey tom i think you got to go in the corner as well man let's send jerry it's his birthday yeah there's something he loves more than going to the core okay jerry how's it looking looking good all right just stick your face in there and tell us what you see uh i don't i don't i don't really know about this don't hit the button stop it oh geez oh jerry there you go just climb in jerry the only way out is through oh god no oh no oh no this is where my cake is oh it's getting a little toasty chris hit more fights oh this is the third time this week oh well it's not it's his birthday every day oh wait chris think you fixed it jerry murder chris doesn't like the attention he's getting because it's his birthday i'm the kind of kid that needs a present at somebody else's party he's just got to dance damn's like no one's watching you know what chris i'm going to fix this coolant okay let's see it's on i'm going to nap up here okay the whole thing on start kicking stuff again there you go i did it my temperature's going up okay what if i just start taking these and you start kicking them i don't know yeah i don't i don't think that's working i don't think that's helped why are you doing this i'm i'm reorganizing chris i'm making it alphabetical i don't think i don't think that's healthy you know what you know what c stands for idiot oh i got this i got this there stop shooting the nuclear reactor i got my wrench no it's fine i don't think it's a monkey wrench chris i thought i'd have to say that stop shooting the nuclear reactors it's not like a real nerd you're embarrassing jerry on his birthday all right well here i got a better idea it's a nuclear reactor so let's just put a bunch of nukes in it yeah that'll work yeah look now let's see if these rods can cool this down it's getting hot in here so i'm going to go die now this is a propeller did we fix it oh stop doing that i like blowing things up did you guys hear his this manic laugh he just did he he's sound like a super villain it was a beautiful day for a ride in the countryside i don't think this is how the amish lives i'm pretty sure this is it's christmas power thing works mr top wave to the audience mr stop why does my pony have wheels oh i feel like i kidnapped you guys you're like taped in here this was not a workshop for some reason and i love it mercury away we go over the paint have some speed i know what they need don't you put the ramp over there slick ramps yeah on donner on blitzen i'm kristen mercury stable on mercury stable that's the other reindeer oh no get a little bumpy maybe some feces if i get scared enough this is kind of working oh my god sick tricks higher chris i'm doing a manual yeah that score is piling up tony hawk eats your heart out look at the score get some time another round effects in here let's see your hand got stuck in the ramp i'm a very powerful kung fu man okay this one's straight doesn't look like a kidnapping boy i've been kidnapped by a bunch of idiots oh they didn't even lock the back door did you guys hear something holy crap oh what is this this bike i didn't see that coming oh my god dude oh wait there's still a nuke in the back of that one you sneaky goobers on the steam workshop oh my god it looks like a metal album cover start making chris's c-top stuff please we want to try it out in video all right let's see which one's gonna win oh gee ah oh whoa whoa i'm a pet nuke you know oh oh one of the odds are there oh that needs that what's that meme we're like stop times is we'll be right back roll it back and put that theme on it that couldn't have been any better it truly is a beautiful ship you got here chris oh it's magnificent yes it's powered by fire now which way to the poop deck just because it's for future reference oh trust me i pooped everywhere oh dear god no it's everywhere my friend oh that's right the guns work that fires poop oh my god wait did this this thing work it actually does work that's a big old cannon that's awesome oh wait look i think we can actually move let me grab your face real quick welcome to the ss chris the s stands for super cool truly nothing can destroy our mighty vessel except nap time do we play footsies when you sleep oh hey oh that was a sick flip oh damn all right i was back there's your like steamboat willie i'm a mouse i don't know how do you steer this why is there a gun hidden under here ah hi you broke the table why is the wheel sideways captain i really think you got to put down the drink you're going to steer us the uncharted waters i like to drink carrot juice before i go out on the boat oh i think that's carrot juice yeah we're gonna do a trick i'll shoot the bottle off your head uh duck see okay i haven't had any i'm fine no no no hey oh my gosh you actually did i thought for sure you were gonna shoot me at the face oh oh it wasn't the face was it right oh my characters what is that noise besides you bleeding out that's my stomach man i had taco bell for lunch oh no i hear something to the top of the ship you look like the mermaid on the front of the ship [Music] you'll smell it either way what do you see captain ah captain you broke the light about that i don't really see anything oh oh now oh no oh oh no oh hold up oh dear god mr top i think something's coming up from the bottom oh my god i think i just saw parts of you flying outside just start we are not cracking lacking yeah there's one right there oh god chris he's coming back around too oh no no i'll jump in and beat and blow him up from the inside have a good time what are the odds of that oh no chris but this wasn't part of the deal chris this wasn't part of the deal oh i thought like the matrix man oh that counts as dodging it [Music] it is like your sound effect don't you that's right freaking ho he's diving in from orbeez get him get him get him get him get him get him get get him get him crack him get him get him yeah yeah push him up dude you know what we gotta do it to beat him dude we've got to feed him a nuke feed him a new just solution for everything i want to feed something a bomb right there you go chris just hold on to this for me i don't think this boat is good enough for this duke it's still a little fun it's happy you're very heavy you're fine no i don't think i'm fine you gotta draw him in chris you gotta seduce him i can't draw in that i don't think this is working you're just this time chris you're all slimy and weird and gross and wet that's because i haven't showered in a month oh yeah okay well the kraken's really it's working i think there he is he's always like oh god i think i'm going to need a bigger problem i'm coming for that oh gee they just stay there they perfectly still i don't know why am i in the boat fine chris we'll send a helicopter to extract you i don't think you're going through though helicopters are very expensive chris hold on it's going to be okay you know when you get like a new electronics he's got that little plastic tab you gotta pull up before it works yeah yeah yeah we're gonna need you to go in and get that no no chris be brave be brave but i'm not brave i'm scared though just i'm waiting to dodge all the sword teeth looking good looking good all right pull the tab i got that oh my god we've only made him more powerful oh my god he's beautiful no what have we learned here today chris that harmonicas kill kraken you know tap dance in his mouth ah oh oh oh okay well super cracking leave it thank you guys i want to see more people see you next time bye love [Music] oh well this is gonna be the end screen

Channel: Ctop

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Keywords: ctop, gaming, funny moments, people playground, people playground game, people playground gameplay, physics game, ragdoll game, attack on titan, people playground mods, people playground new update, people playground ragdolls, ragdoll gameplay, kraken, people playground kraken

Id: b0wiSP5xwb4

Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022