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foreign [Music] servers were wiping and I just woke up and I got on Discord and it turns on the PlayStation Discord there was a lot of people oh God no why are you here they're ready go in there and just talk to them just to keep him happy it's like I'm about to jump in a goddamn crowd and I jumped in there and it was loud what have I done I shall fix this here it is oh okay silence let's try something else guys create channel Stage White pipe joined here by up in this [ __ ] I'll start dragging people on here one by one we can start me dude holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] 200 people out of the [ __ ] blue just joined dude oh my my Army are all coming together we shall take over the world together boys why is there so many people still in the other chat all right let me start like getting people on here so it's not like [ __ ] hella boring in here oh he's a better tester get your ass in here gameplay I haven't seen this many people in a minute I've seen the reactions over 1100. God damn wait really yeah you're [ __ ] with me oh my gosh one two three four on the [ __ ] spot damn it changed right when I was taking a screenshot bars welcome to my show um our special guest uh Ethan everyone give Applause for Ethan can I screw you all I'm busy I invited the child up here there he is oh my God [Music] I didn't say hi to everybody he said he said oh my God he's so weird I asked the question the other day and it still didn't go on so I'm just curious how many of you have autism and how does it helped junior art morning career [Music] let's do this are we heading to own a chat with Benny stupid I hate that he's so pretty stupid I hate Benny what's up Benny that's it what the heck we saying I was asking them if they were gonna happen the service just now wiped enough it's time to join them theater three's up I'm joining let's go and off of theater alone there was hundreds on it there's like a thousand people joining oh my God my characters bro and never saved the preset [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Gooby my name is Gooby and I am a doobie and my goal is to go to Asgard Northeast not the same time try to gather as much stuff as I can before I spawn there but it wouldn't teleport me there and put me in and for the time being I was pretty much getting my kit ready and I needed to get high to make some Bolas so I had to kill a Dodo but there was one slight issue oh no [Music] [ __ ] stop moving [ __ ] ass dodo oh my God I tried using a wooden spear die [ __ ] died some guy named Ryan you Ryan yeah [ __ ] you Ryan little [ __ ] after harvesting the dodo I noticed that there are dilos that I could try to kill and dollos are easy to kill but I kind of overestimated lag I tried my hardest to fight for my [ __ ] life but then this [ __ ] [ __ ] what I claimed first kill he claimed first death better put that in the video just party with my first death of PVE but it's not gonna stop me bars give me [ __ ] wood thank you all and it still wouldn't teleport me bro it's still not teleporting me to my [ __ ] area dude I tried one more time in a different region and then it did I then teleported to the original spot that I was trying to go to and it teleported me but right when I teleported somebody was on my ass I thought I was gonna die oh no he's gonna kill me I got the rune for XP and I ran I got my way Nick leveling myself a movement speed I made my way to a somewhat safe area and quickly farmed up the maps that I would use to tame main wings and drop it Outpost not to mention try to level up as quick as I could and make cooking pots teleport to a different area I leveled myself Farm [ __ ] dropped Billboards on the main Wings ass matranks knocked it out and then I tamed it no [ __ ] picked up the boards went into the forest to make an outpost that way I can make tools metal armor and the mailing saddle then I made this nearly place this nearly made a metal pick and farmed up more metal filled up all the forages made more forges should I try to make Flack armor because I'm gonna be [ __ ] naked that's the other issue oh by the way there was a problem with the drops every drop was literally normalized white dress will usually give you primed black armor but now they were normal and nobody had flak armor at all but later on we ended up fixing it do whatever you want bro just you gotta get the shotguns I mean I don't know I kind of prefer you naked you're so weird then it begins 26 minutes and it's already in Celsius I was able to then make the mayweek saddle grabbed it and put it on my maywing no [ __ ] ballet flat for some Tinto Bears so I can make Med Bruce my goal was to get black armor now oh [ __ ] and when he sees a big [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] why is the first thing on your mind it could be any other thing and it's literally a fat [ __ ] anyways I fired up more metal turned on all the cooking pot found me an over [ __ ] quit lagging [ __ ] come on I'm about to run 12 in Rex because this mother with your [ __ ] purse kill that Galley for me thank you good Rex good little [ __ ] and I started crafting the flak armor I didn't care to be butt ass naked instead of being cloth in high stage I skipped straight to Flat I don't have time to craft hide armor ain't nobody got time for that and I was doing better than my entire tribe and I just want to say bam is kicking every single one of our asses dude this [ __ ] is already in full flag metal tool bad Bros I know right one could call it admin abuse that's how quick I was with it I made mortar and pestles Raptor claws made a crossbow I kept forming as much spark powder as I possibly could because I was going to make a weapon soon but while the forges I went to pay me another [ __ ] mate Wing yep yep yeah picked it up made another maywing saddle Farms more metal made another flag set made gunpowder and while I was making more I made simple bullets and I made a simple Bissell and more Flex dude I don't have one bullet in my [ __ ] stone that was pretty much done I started packing up everything and it doesn't seem like much but everything matters literally every resource matters so if you're starting your fresh wipe stay as economical as possible but while I was pecking up everything the goal was to get the May Wings to the area that way I could upload them so after I picked up everything went to Asgard North which puts you right beside the red op I left my mailing there but my main Wing wasn't the brightest come on manly stupid holy [ __ ] you're playing [ __ ] stupid upload of the bastard and I was looking for more main Wings to tame I went to the usual spot to tame a wings but somebody had already beat me to it I skid my fat meiwing balls towards them then I hopped off and since I had a simple pistol I started laying in shots foreign for some reason some of my shots weren't registered and the bastard was in hide but he was also trying to hide his platypus with eight nipples was trying to butt [ __ ] me I got on my maywing and I bounced to the other direction doing so I spaced myself from the other guy and I tried to lay more shots into him but he was beelining me with Bola so I flew to the other side and then noticed he was running and got back on my mailing and flew at his ass I tried to belly flop his ass but he was scared of me he ran the other way I pulled out my simple pistol and I got to tied his ass so I ran at him with my mail and tried a belly Palace him and this [ __ ] came out of nowhere and killed him dude came by and [ __ ] killed him God damn it dude literally came by and did a whole drive-by and killed him literally just did a dry ball man instantly marked this [ __ ] in the boats anyways I wasn't done with theater I teamed as many May wins as I possibly could for the trials 140. move out my [ __ ] way Galley holy [ __ ] I should bring these [ __ ] and that's what I did I tamed a bunch of good high level ones and I bred him every time before I uploaded them I didn't want anything go to waste my look for the start was insane man's still in [ __ ] bows and here I am with a simple pistol teleported and I uploaded that may win but there's more maywing style that's proof that the drops are messed up I usually get 600 pace for my beaver dams but this one gave me a normal vanilla one but like I said it was an atrata issue and it was temporarily meiwing taming did not end the goal was to bring as many May Wings back as I possibly could considering I'd have to worry about joint simulator [ __ ] I already got like four millings in my name right now I got two eggs now we're good on May Wings 100 you guys got turrets up yet making Electronics right now the next thing we need of a silk so I flew to the purple area of Asgard and belly flaps on silk pants there we go then I got a better main Wing oh I got a 150 I got four four mailing eggs for me the 150 had a lot of Health too I feel like I'm probably gonna run into a bunch of people up here this is too lucky to not run into somebody I just feel so lucky right now what the f and I made it safely to the ob and uploaded all the May wings and the eggs and other stuff just in case of a roll back let's go [ __ ] tell me a [ __ ] one more time do it [ __ ] skink hey this is why I love you man you're so [ __ ] weird you can't dehumanizing me what am I to you nothing so I decided to take my happy ass to Genesis and I made my way to a mission dispatcher where I took out my mailing and then I started doing out of The Frying Pan mission to get shotguns that way we could do the boss fight within the next couple hours yeah hey man shut the [ __ ] up you shut up [ __ ] where's your flat camera at okay where's your flak armor at okay where are you basic where your base set here art Gods bless me with your [ __ ] I ain't gay but still it's hard as a rock but [ __ ] you sometimes you have to you have to pray for you I want to pray for a day exactly the art gods did not bless me I didn't get [ __ ] off that I was gonna do it again but for the time being I was getting mammatory eggs it was a scary experience trying to get to about shortage I thought I was gonna die oh my God I've never been such a pro at memosaurus holy [ __ ] yeah Pros yeah I got oh my God 130 145 uh mamasaur eggs let's go and I re-ran the mission again and I made a quick stop to get black pearls I'm Gonna Get Enough flat pearls to make like the tech structures too that we're not like running around with the finger up arrows I mean I kind of like a finger in the ass you're so gay Katie like even when Andy named her [ __ ] Andy's nuts better and you like I like it like we don't have 2.0 two points 2.01 shut the [ __ ] you're all done oh I got a bunch of shotguns holy [ __ ] that's enough two two nine one nine five one nine one one three eight I mean did you just say whoa that's one of them yeah one time or yeah holy [ __ ] before I uploaded myself I bought a cryopod and a bunch of paste finally joined Center made my way to the base spot all right come get me added I'm at uh base I'm right under come on you see me getting my [ __ ] fat nuts you know oh my [ __ ] how do y'all do this you want it it's a [ __ ] placement of the door dude he just got here and he's already crying already bitching shut up [ __ ] since I can finally drop off everything I made a mining drill and we had a decent amount of stuff but what we were liking was cryos I started crafting a bunch of crowds at Green Island I pulled out all my main wings that way we could Crow them here's this cryo take this we're pulling [ __ ] out I also started pulling out the other [ __ ] in my arc data since I finally dropped off everything my plan was to go to island that way I could level up to 100. let the 100 Montage be good like a lot once I got level 100 I'm in my way to Green all but I found the guy and he had a bunch of Team pts I chased his ass I attempted to whip his ass but then he swooped around picked my ass and then I switched to my whip whipped his ass he fell down I fell down with him we'll quit my Bowlers without his Pteranodon and then I got one lucky ass one on them get him [Music] he had a bunch of stuff I'm not even gonna kill it I'm gonna knock it out I knocked out he's turning it down but unfortunately it didn't have [ __ ] now that I was level 100 I'm in my way back to base and I made our first Indie Forge and cam bench and our [ __ ] heavy turd nice we were on the road but we needed to make our ship faster our speed for making Electronics was too slow so we try to fit as many fabricators in the base as possible move toxin I bet you wanna [ __ ] me we were starting to progress even faster made more forges sliced them outside filled them with wood and Gunnies went to go get level 100 where's the drill here I'll throw it to you like a little [ __ ] that you are y'all ain't doing [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out goddamn it's everywhere in here I'm trying to like place move [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] we were finally crafting a bunch of gunpowder might have another heavy while at the same time noticing that the guy I killed had a ton of cooking pots on them uh that guy had so many cooking pots on him holy [ __ ] 259 cooking pots my guy we also made multiple smelly so we can make a ton of shotgun Emma oh we already have enough shotgun shells holy [ __ ] these forges gotta [ __ ] goat in it was time for us to all kid up and I had enough shotgun ammo with the best shotgun everyone grappled to me and we were heading to a drop to do the fight right [ __ ] I jumped and I flew and we made our way to a drop as cilantro and KD were on the Terra look how slow they are we started the boss parachute to the spout worked the bushes and dealt with KD's weird ass because he wouldn't move you just want to be whipped Katie move your ass up boy God damn bro I hate being this close to man but I can just smell them what do I smell like okay [ __ ] he smells like a McFlurry to me and then we started to kill the Guerrera oh there we go oh whoa there we go just stay close to the wall see damn good what is a monkey up here damn I just lost my [ __ ] god that monkey hit my head banana head oh my god oh little baby monkey up here put a run down they might run down or just punch it down they don't look like he running down to me just try not to kill it oh punch him punch him punch his ass he's scaring me I scared him away this big [ __ ] is a couple out of him God look at her literally fat thick ass brood mother there we go all of you to look at yourselves and then look at me at least one person [Music] come on man shut up [ __ ] nice it was finally time to end this boss once and for all it's about time to [ __ ] you repeat a [ __ ] let's go boys let's start boys and just like that we completed the boss made it out safe and we were the first ever to do the boss fight we used a Pteranodon as our taxi this is how you tame sniper all right once we made it to base our main focus now was getting a replicator made and it seemed like we were running low a metal um there's no metal in any other [ __ ] we need to do a metal run all right uh maximize the efficiency of these forges uh Phil oh my God go again with this maximize efficiency [ __ ] are you about to now you're about to hear Andy you ready for a metal run we literally don't have metal in here though so we need to I'm taking the mining drill to the [ __ ] app but when I try to do an aberration I forgot I didn't get my meiwi so I was on Jordan Sim trying to join Center again bam what the [ __ ] did you get all the list for Christmas I'm trying to win a CA and get money that ain't a gift yeah working for this [ __ ] yeah wasting my [ __ ] life for it shut up [ __ ] [ __ ] you I bet you we should cook Amy okay and you can join too just say you can join too oh my God you guys are so gay is there room for one more oh my God this is literally KD don't worry I'll give you both holes to fill head ass you're so cute you both can go on the same hole if you want okay look I'm in the Navy can you blame me and just when I thought things could have got any worse and the game wasn't for me enough as is this ended up happening oh people are joining oh oh you're [ __ ] me right here I'm not but I wouldn't I thought I got my mayweek and I went to do a metal run oh my God and I flew to the Blue Zone that way I could get keratin and nobody had farmed it at all it's like it was brand new ready for me to find oh it's not even [ __ ] Farm but unfortunately good things come to an end eventually oh yeah enjoy the sound the sound of my ears getting pierced and after the metal rod I try to make my way back to base but you know join some again after five minutes of the joint Sim I finally got in and it was going good that was quicker than usual until I got [ __ ] but I got in sooner I joined let's go dropped off my character and started making a ton of pace has anyone done a boss here no damn how fast are we then we just faster than everyone we might make our uh just go through the [ __ ] doors oh my God we're [ __ ] twinning right now and we had about 54 just and each of them had 500 metal in them not to mention the industrial Forge a lot of forges are cooking that's nice and we finally made the wrap well ain't no one ahead of us right now we just have to hurry up and get this model don't worry about anything because we haven't heard another boss fights nobody has Tech you know except that let's just keep the same mindset of let's do it before someone does because that's all it takes they might have more resources than we do then Katie suggested the biggest flux that we could do you know would be crazy well you almost go ahead and rip off to the second [ __ ] awesome on the first day you need before anybody has even did one and that was the plan I dropped the replicator we crapped the shotgun ammo ARB and me and Gunnies went to a drought that we could do the boss fight by ourselves I didn't have the stuff to start the boss though um I didn't bring the medal bruh are you joking are you serious shut the [ __ ] up Andy Kenny brought the medal we started the fight and there was [ __ ] trying to kill us oh there's a camper right below us right right above me Gunnies put the leeches off of each other I like when they suck them up thank you the issue now is just getting the element Gunnies usually gets the element but he was having issues I decided to sacrifice myself and go down and grab it I thought I could leave with it but I was wrong no [ __ ] no no I'm dead the gunny's got the element we started crafting everything he needed to clean the baseball we wanted and it was time to go to the base spot yeah this is the Air Force up we were doing the finger for formation with May wings and a little dopest [ __ ] as we were approaching our snow North Cave that we were going to [ __ ] take we approached the entrance throughout the little tunnel of it there was only a little bit of spam but there was a chart but the pill box with two Heavies there but that's not gonna stop me I unloaded everything onto a maywing and I went at that [ __ ] all right Ben's going in foreign for round two because it was just one turret so it really wasn't that much it's down is it clear you got it yeah then cilantro found out they had a squid not the time they were worried about clearing the entrance so to find it just time wasting considering we have a transmitter and we could probably get to the moon pole can we just like go to our moon pool down there I'll do it and I flew down into the water moon pool passing two tusos and both entrances were blocked oh okay I see what it is they got Gates on both sides is the two still gonna be able to attack you we can run past them I just gotta blow it up different tusos and moon pool different people with bihi Gates yeah different people they want it so bad dude which is funny and because they're new try me cilantro was a badass he put foundations in the cave early game and we climbed the moon Pole now it was time to get everything from base to move you guys are probably wondering how I'm doing that it's with the [ __ ] man Wing I bet you thought I was admin abusing no games I possibly could and I flew back people were still doing join Sim bam lots of names we had turret coverage at the bottom with one gin and another gen at the tub to cover the moon pool I was finally able to start pulling everything out I went to fully pick up the base again and I went to our new base oh calm down [Music] teleport to be across I gotta [ __ ] hop off and hop on that's why uh oh at least they're uh tuso's protecting us everything was starting to look good for just under five hours in a while we were doing insane and don't worry we made sure that they didn't have beds in a cave and he had a cliff platform and he was looking around didn't see anything we were clean we gotta take a [ __ ] I'll be right back give me like five ten minutes because I'm gonna probably scroll Tick Tock I take a [ __ ] at the same time how much are you Gunnies Oh I thought I was watching watching me yeah I was because you had a camera man over here watching me get dressed and [ __ ] Andy began that [ __ ] for free I'd be sending that [ __ ] to him every day I'm missing out for real and you ain't even Sharon you ain't asked like that you're just gonna toss me around like that and I see how it was dude I thought I was special to you Andy and yeah he's sharing bam after you get them outposts made I'll go over there and I want to start taming [ __ ] taming Rex is in the studios hold on Andy my mom's doing something okay that's fine you didn't really need to hear it it wasn't too important sound like he was so heartbroken by the way my mama sorry I got was God tier 20 melee 27. that's really yo that's a cloning Worth right there shut up the little forges put down the Kim [ __ ] and smelly and Andy was racist in May wing place the rep and unpop the mamasaur had insane melee 183 melee place the rest of the refining forges and I feel all them [ __ ] too it took a while we needed this much metal production for the time being until we could afford more industrial forces and they were all fear during this time cilantro was out getting some polymer but he couldn't get in because he was doing joint simulator and yes cilantro I am nuts because people won't [ __ ] leave so since he was going to be a while I decided to go to the iceberg kill penguins and get polymer myself I ain't got time to wait foreign clinched like usual bars now we should make some [ __ ] forges I could only make one until cilantro came back the other 400 polymer I used to make a transmitter which I used to make the Gin Outpost this would be mainly to farm element and use the element to make pre-crafted structures and also added any and this is what it looked like it couldn't be rated easily not yet anyway I placed my train and I did a fat ass Shelley run I farmed over 500 element we made more forges I could finally pick up all the refining forges since they were pretty much useless it was good while it lasted then I'll place the industrial forges and Gunnies fell asleep and he fell asleep yeah that was that was that was coming from his mic does sleep on the mic I heard the sound but I didn't smell like a dog growling and I had really bad food poisoning I puked a lot and my stomach was so upset the best thought I could do was stay hydrated as much as possible and eat blind food and my body was rejecting food I thought of food just made me sick and I tried to sleep at all and I wanted to play as much as possible I didn't want to give up on the first day of white this was the most important day and my mom knew that I think you need to get it accept the drink get up for a minute and go and refrigerator get some that fruit to the coffee and clear I mean I know you're feeling bad you feel a little bit better so you know just go on in there and try to cut it out you're not really getting sick and you're not feeling too bad despite the pain in my stomach I didn't quit what did you just get some sleep boom because I'm not a [ __ ] [ __ ] and Mama didn't raise a [ __ ] when I got on me and the boys did a [ __ ] Rockwell at boss fight we were the first at that too and the reason we did that is because there was a tribe trying to fob on us and efforts of not getting screwed over we need to get teleported or in that way we could put on the outside and do boss fights to bring element in we could use element from Jen to make Ellie dust and use that but it wouldn't be enough element oh well I forgot to also mention I got [ __ ] over by this [ __ ] connect luckily Arc let me load in oh SpongeBob you guys can log in a lot bro I disconnected again bruh it keeps kicking me out is this like new if I die I'm probably moaning in my [ __ ] year sounds like a [ __ ] 80 year old getting paid [ __ ] turns me on I mean it's just the weirdest penis you must be new to the channel click here and then click here what are you waiting for yes yes do it oh what the what no no okay this is [ __ ] why do I have to be out of the screen do it

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Length: 27min 43sec (1663 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 15 2023