We Atomize Spongebob with an Insane Nuclear Laser in Teardown!

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going to our correspondent other simply Chris right now ah thanks simply Chris this is me simply Chris reporting um studies showed that people aren't liking the video and it's very bad they need to like it I mean look what look what's going on behind me right now look what they're doing thanks Chris um and other news seop's a big dumb idiot and he is small and short and I don't like him that much you'll burn for your lies damnable lies oh my oh my followup story everything is hot this is the worst take your lava to work day ever stop spilling your lava actually it's a very successful take your lava to work day oh my good I guess uh it depends on your point of view Chris the lava is getting over here near the green screen this is very expensive here don't worry I'll I'll put out the lava with more Chris's no no don't do that okay okay here here boy here boy come here come here lava get back in your bucket he likes to go home there's my boy I am so mad that you could call your lava back like that I can where'd you go I'm dead leaving work early it's like 1:38 on Thursday oh my gosh what are you going to do fire me cuz cuz lava fire fire la lava fire Lava Hot Fire lava like the video fire it rains from above now to make my Quick Escape w wow oh that's some hot news Chris what a scoop what a hot take okay take your lava to workday went pole what about take your chaos sphere to workday oh there he goes what is a chaos feere wait hey bring that back hey where'd he go hey get that out of there that's my office where'd he go sphere sphere where'd he go oh no oh no he's escaped hey okay stay calm everybody hey who put this hole in the wall stay calm it's just a chaos sphere what is it what does it do okay he's long gone what if I bring bigger ones more chaos Spears look at him go yay a my wig I knew it I knew he wasn't a natural bong oh my gosh all right hey there a little one you get back hey he's going to grow big and strong like this spars someday look at have go wow man look at this boy oh oh oh Bo you cannot Escape me Mr sphere shoot we're going to hunt them don't make me do it the sea toop hunts the sphere look at him go the safest place to be is in front of sea Top's gun nuh there's something I can hurt them you can hurt them with words that's how you do it to me spheres are dumb oh now they're gone look they're gone I said it wow they did a pretty good job messing this place her yeah they're gone man they they ran away cuz you said that stuff you know people bi spheres when they're cute and little but don't know that you know someday they're going to grow real real big going big like alligators you know don't buy spheres don't buy chaos spheres as pets man go regret it don't don't buy alligators yeah don't buy alligators okay now they they've congealed into some sort of monstrous formation the super bom okay okay okay okay okay no no stop it stop it they like it's like when of want to rats get their tails Tangled turn into a rat king spear King is that is that a thing that actually happens cuz now I'm scared of that yes I don't like rats and monarchies my two biggest fears rats and Monarch is there a difference take that England this map is find the diamond I got my diamond right here his name is simply Chris oh I like to put him in lots of heat and pressure oh I'll find the diamond give me a dam I think that's just robbing people you're just you're just robbing people right now no no no I'm searching for the diamond like the map told me to no you pulled out the weapon and you said give me the diamond that's usually robbing people I'll make my own door I don't need your door where is the diamonds I will find it cow wasn't wasn't in the cow I was going to eat him for dinner that villager both him and the cow maybe the D real Diamond's friendship and comp no that wasn't the diamond that's just that's friendship okay this is the biggest house Diamond must be in there oh that's his butt that's a butt dude but how what's the difference just start blowing things up take that Paul bunion you big Ginger wait what if you've already destroyed the diamond well diamonds can't be destroyed by chainsaws Chris they're not ghosts wait what there so many things wrong with what you just said you heard me all right all right fine sorry not sorry hashtag # should have had more diamonds should have had more diamonds oh God a diamond Supernova proof I don't think so oh oh oh that didn't make a very big hole oh yeah quick the debris is there diamond in it tell me where the diamonds are okay now you're just starting to sound like a bond villain Mr Bond the diamonds aren't forever the only thing forever is the scalding flame of my Supernova yeah I'm Sean connory and I approved this message stuck in the jungle for 4 days no supplies no water and only a bunch of Simply crisp videos to watch I'm going mad I don't care what color Pokémon's turn into or I don't even know what a speaker man is no I'm starting to imagine things every time seop goes to the Jungle he gets lost can seop find his way out of the Jungle we probably sneak up behind be G specters be gone oh no oh no every time SE shoots me he he G jungle Madness just get drowned time I drown I get B okay hey sit do you know about Sonic every time I jump I go higher and higher that's it can I jump all the way to the moon what is that don't worry about it man every time that gun charges it gets brighter and brighter don't worry about it open wide I think you're fine I have F every time seop eyes it gets funnier and here no that's it that's what I need to use where are you time stick time stick goodby what he's gone he's finally gone the jungle saved this thing is amazing oh my God it hurt it's not of I see top can you just not do that every time you hit me with that it hurts more and more can you please stop hitting me with [Music] breathe it in this thing is amazing well I got to show you what this gun does I didn't know it would explode if I charge it up too much so want to know what another gun does to my face please ready to see what it actually does yeah I want to see if you look at the lower left corner say ah oh no I'm spitting hot fire bro I'm a rappler look at this oh my gosh when when does it end oh my gosh apparently there oh oh that's amazing check it out bro I'm a rapper I Spit hot fire well let's hear those let's hear that track Yo okay Z Top is not cool why can't I decapitate you with this see that's not cool he always Plays the Fool he likes to hit me with a big old black I going to kick him right it's good stuff uh-oh bra bra running away some people say c da ter up vide is getting a little predator if you just keep blowing things up and murdering Chris to that I say oh burn God him right with the bum look at that that tank go oh my that did okay did all right all right clear enough of this out we can build ourselves to Walmart there a truck no can't sne up on me a truck Australia oh I know what to do with the glare gun yes this will do just why is my my sledgehammer is a a is a jellyfish net oh no o that's a jellyfish I guess I can't really catch the oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I like that how much do this can we play before we get sued uh now we're getting sued now we're we're actively getting sued taking I want to get sued got the lawers have me my name I don't look like a sue okay Target acquired hey I think we're opening his door thank you where where's get I'm Splash Bob it's a s hole I got charge up it's sneaking off on me I can't I can't get it Chris I can't see you got a warning your gun was overcharging too much man oh I think I got him look at that oh my gosh look listen to that baby purr it didn't purr I didn't hear one meow you're a liar I mean you're a liar there's no cats in this video I I'm in SpongeBob I want to look at this house pre on fire it's SpongeBob I'm going to try not to don't look at me like that why do you look like a like a like a McDonald's hash brown Gary he's so much cuter when you're not on fire unlike Chris he's so much cuter when he's on fire the balloons gold woo Texas te going fite Chris over for a play date oh no oh God what what you're too big why come on man I just want to play Push yeah come on I'm facing through it and check out the green hair you look awesome he's like my haircut bro what is that oh right at the Bread Basket oh that's hot is that Vita yeah while I was eating Taco Bell Oh e what is this coming out of you man sorry man I ate a lot of cheese is that your spirit leaving your body what is this that was my Skeleton Man skeleton is like I'm out of here s oh no Chris is going to do his terrible Squidward impression isn't he SpongeBob why are you in my house it's so fat I'm Squidward why are you here I don't want you here let's go to the Crusty CR why would he want to go there it's he doesn't even like his job chis has never even seen SpongeBob I'm SpongeBob and I like my job there a tiny Squidward I'm squatty word squatty word look at me you for his name I'm octopus lad taking out I'm super handsome you're getting bunker bustered if anyone's needed to be bunker bustered it's you Buster Target designated and get you little tootsies one is there smok the door for safety my house has a no smoking Zone well that's going to be a fire zone he his nose came off team Squidward blasting off again oh there ain't nothing left no my h all right time for Patrick's house this starfish is about to get cooked I'm Patrick that's not my wallet uhhuh what an idiot your gun is stupid I'm Patrick what is this thing made of it's a coconut it's not it's a rock it's not even a coconut I play the oh hey how'd you get in here hey I mean I should have put that hinge there I'm Patrick I watching TV in the corner what are you doing you're getting you're getting nitroglycerin don't nitroglycerin me oh now you broke my house oh it's fine it's fine got to put in I hope you have insurance those it oh my house it's floating away you okay in there I win ta hey squid work what shut up what do you want he F Bob home have high I regret everything want to make a perfect hole in spoon boobs Bo oh no can I go through all the houses danger of death it has in the warning in the back corner Z jumps 360 no fire missed a little bit oh you missed Patrick completely that that was hot back of my there's a stong Chris's all Chris's must must be good uh I don't like that I don't want that at all SpongeBob help me all right all right see if we can get through them all I don't I don't like this I want to go on record or saying you're stupid head oh dang it I moved the mouse at the last second ooh no shut up Patrick all right all right all right all right all right you all are in the mouth charge it up charge right in the kiss hey you monkey butt that's I'm taking away your mouse privileges there no oh oh that is quite the I mean I got them all does does the ball keep getting bigger is that what happens wait a second I'm a secret secret no leave a like if you guys enjoyed the video and don't forget to follow the link in the description below or pinned comment to check out Hawk for yourself and let me know if you end up trying not the game hi every time I D I get better and better can i d

Channel: Ctop

Views: 298,626

Keywords: ctop, gaming, funny moments, teardown gameplay, teardown mods, teardown cars vs, teardown sandbox, teardown game, teardown spongebob, ragdoll game, physics game, destruction game, voxel game, teardown glare, teardown funny moments

Id: dco2Y4poRw0

Length: 15min 6sec (906 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 19 2024