WANTED Murder Suspect Calls Police After Getting Cold Fries

this is one i've been wanting to watch all the way through with you guys because as the title says it's pretty epic homicide suspect ends up arrested after calling cops about cold mcdonald's french fries [Music] oh hell yeah someone squatched on my front porch oh man i bet heather's definitely going to want to squatch after i use these natural high performance products that smell amazing geez they use the best natural ingredients with no harsh chemicals and they have really awesome flavors like pine tar coconut castaway and wood barrel bourbon so you don't smell like a piece of [ __ ] coconut castaway is probably my favorite it's definitely going to get me squashed it's not just soap that they have they got hair care deodorant and more there's going to be so much squatching ah yeah pine tar smells like a pine tree came in my hair oh it smells so good i just want to eat it i [ __ ] up don't eat dr squatch do you want to try dr squatch and smell absolutely amazing well new customers can get 20 off on orders of 20 or more by using the code dsq operator use my code at doctorsquatch.com or click the link in the description and comments below oh yeah you want to squash oh yeah so why did y'all call us like what happened he couldn't print us a receipt okay um so he said the receipt would be printed in the back if you're a grown person you called the police because of a fast food order unless the employee leaned across the counter and spit in your eye and slapped you in the face then you're you're already failing at life you're like like don't [ __ ] don't even [ __ ] have kids please ever you know i'm saying so now our food is sitting there cold so when i come up i say you know i try to fry the fries or they're lukewarm but they're not hot okay you know what i'm saying so i just asked can we get some fresh fresh raw [ __ ] up he said okay the fries are not hot touch the fries and said no they're not hot and at this point you don't touch them so you know yes i just get the first set okay so is he getting the prize and i said can i also get the receipt that was five minutes ago yeah you [ __ ] loser you had lukewarm fries and you called the police god damn you guys really want to know what please deal with the majority of the time it's not cool [ __ ] like chasing people and kicking indoors and getting in fist fights [ __ ] pepper spraying old lit uh you know cool stuff it's mostly this i swear to god it is mostly this and paperwork [ __ ] paperwork this is not my story [Applause] the fries in the burger simple there's nothing criminal about what happened and the cop could say sir this is a civil matter i can't do [ __ ] for you just don't be stupid i don't i wonder why hold on okay i'm gonna have to get your information okay where's your last and it was at that moment he realized he [ __ ] up and first name a-n-t o-i-a-n-e-a-n-t-o-i-a-n-e what's your birthday he insists that he's all his food is cold okay he's burning my hands someone ever does you know doesn't matter okay so let's let's be devil's advocate here and ask why if someone a customer says my food is cold you would just touch their food and say no it's not god damn that's piss-poor customer service right there i buy him [ __ ] your food's cold buddy let me go grab you some more of these french fries that we paid two cents for and you paid three dollars for he [ __ ] actually stuck his finger in the guy's fries all right mcdonald's [ __ ] up here okay that not not that you know the mcdonald's is the greatest restaurant on earth he starts losing it starts shoving his food at me i said sorry you should actually tell you what you can take your business elsewhere give me a call give you a refund no you're not going to give me an effort refund you're eating my food and my money back okay just look sir got shoved his food i took his food he's got nothing to show with me because next thing you know he's ordered his drink oh he threw his drink at him okay so now we have more information we got a possible assault on our hands we threw a drink at the manager it's making sense now you know i just know when when i own my sandwich shop or restaurant or whatever business adventures i have in the culinary world which i ultimately want to do someone comes back to me and they say hey my food is cold you know what i'm going to do i'm going to tell them to suck my dick no i'm going to have the best customer service ever you guys know you guys know i'll have the [ __ ] best customer service ever suck my dick but you're not going to give him any more food you're not going to like remaking okay i mean that's your business you're right i'm just asking oh my god okay so it is the owner he's like [ __ ] that guy i'm not giving him [ __ ] okay it's his business he can tell him to [ __ ] himself i told him it's my business okay all right i'll be right back okay okay all right so here's the deal as a business owner he has the right to not remake your food he is willing to do a refund he has no problems doing a refund but he's not going to remake it yo that guy baked out of his [ __ ] mind too he really doesn't have he doesn't have to remake the food this is a civil matter at this point you want to take him to court over some french fries probably not he does not want you coming back in the store he actually wants us to currently trespass you so you will not be allowed back at this mcdonald's i don't even stay here it doesn't matter he's requested it we got to do it it's not a big deal that's an actual thing a lot of people don't realize is if you're the owner of a business or if you if you work there in the state of south carolina you don't want someone there you don't have to have a [ __ ] reason as long as it's not related to race religion of course all the things protected by the constitution uh they can just say i don't i don't want you here and then [ __ ] there's a trespass right there he just got mick trespass after this dude's been eating mick cannabis all day i only know that because i trespassed a [ __ ] ton of people in south carolina you're about to get big [ __ ] you just gonna say hey you can't come back to this mcdonald's that's all it is wow he actually won himself a mick fellaini because he's a homicide suspect and he called the police over cold fries he is so smart s-m-r-t like just realistically did i do anything i don't know i i'm not here to even figure that out i'm here i'm here to keep the peace i'm gonna believe the guy that owns mcdonald's over you that you probably did throw a [ __ ] drink at him i'm just don't understand what i did wrong with you no you're good um do your ct forms it's not that you did something wrong which you did do something wrong according to the owner of the mcdonald's you threw a drink at him and you argued with him and he just wants you to [ __ ] off his property as any business owner would they just want to trespass you that's it doesn't mean you get a record you're the record of your trespass is gonna be there but you're not gonna get a misdemeanor you're not gonna fell in you're not even gonna get a ticket they just don't want you [ __ ] there he's gonna go to mcgill he's lucky the mick dog didn't show up and mick chase him and bite you know nick bite his ass although that should have happened because he does have a man bun and we all know people with man buns what that guy say on here that's what he gets for having a man bun i'm not under arrest no sir like some foreshadowing there should he have even said that and trespass doesn't mean you know you got to go to court or anything so he's not in trouble at this point at all there's a common grammar have you signed this real quick i said i'm not under arrest no no you're not getting a little test yeah just come over here are you saying this real quick you have to decide and saying you should come back to the property so you'll fill this part out can i see you sir yeah can you come over here man no i'm i'm afraid of you why are you you called them he's pretty mc nervous right now he should make calm the [ __ ] down why are you freaking three years sir i'm afraid all right i'm i'm gonna walk you through why are you doing that i know how to fill it out why are you doing that i know how to figure am i right yeah come on don't listen if he would have mixed shut the [ __ ] up i mean he's a murderer assessment he's gonna get arrested eventually probably he could have mick walked the [ __ ] away from that situation he could have mcfucked off he could admit got back in the car with his girlfriend and mick drove away he's so high though he's paranoid i know how to am i right yeah come on don't listen he's gonna catch another charge right there theft of government property took the cops clipboard he just mixed stole from the police the cop did mick fall right there maybe the cops should stop eating so much mcdonald's tm i'm loving it put your hands out put your hands out [Music] oh my dude got nick tased over some cold mcfries oh my god we gotta hold on let's see what he was trying if he actually got charged with it uh he fled the seam officers chase and were informed they had he had an active warrant out of fulton county for not appearing in a court in court for a homicide case he had a bench warrant for homicide they found three bags of mcweed in his car in addition to his existing warrant sims is charged with obstruction or hindering law enforcement criminal trespass and possession of a controlled substance with intent distribute oh man he caught pee wed too he got mick messed up on that one about to get his mix [ __ ] pushed in bro big time [Music]

Channel: Donut Operator

Views: 2,401,764

Keywords: donut, operator

Id: 2s1JaFUzFsU

Length: 9min 33sec (573 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 31 2022