Vsauce but out of context

[Music] ahoy you yes no oh hi i didn't see you come in do you feel this connection that we have i've been feeling it all day i know are you thinking what i'm thinking no no you say it first you okay i'll say it [Music] 6606.48 divided by two bananas are fantastic [Laughter] hey vsauce michael here do you want my head delivered to your door in a box that means that a hammer that's quite massive and a not so massive feather when dropped from the same height will hit the ground at the same time [Music] i watch rick and morty if you tear apart something i love you might cause me to shed a tear thanks guys thanks for watching and as always thanks for watching [Music] hey vsauce michael here we should probably go get ourselves a brain that was easy take a look at this simple enough right but watch what happens next [Music] okay what the heck is this thing hey vsauce michael here where are your fingers use kids to commit your crimes yeah skeletons are scary and spooky but you know what else is teenagers the more massive a star is the hotter it burns and adding a bunch of water to the sun would only cause it to be more massive [Applause] [Music] oh hi i didn't see you come in my name is michael stevens and i'm just catching up on some reading or am i it might look like i'm innocently reading but what i'm actually doing right now is watching the second season of the fresh prince of bel-air don't you feel like a fool hey vsauce michael here this is unfortunate hey vsauce michael here and i'm sure that we all love to have fun with hand shadows [Music] honestly there is no real answer one two three four five six seven 8 9 10 11 and a half now what i'm about to do is called drawing when i am finished what i have created is called a drawing we can resolve this problem by realizing that oranges are apples what do you say we get out of here to space hey would you like to play with my toys [Music] what would space smell like [Music] hey vsauce michael here hey vsauce michael here and here let's cut earth i'm alone in my eyes you are priceless it's cool but even cooler is human urine thank you neil orange oil is [Music] flammable oh hey michael here uh didn't know you'd be waiting right outside the r room that's what the cool kids are calling them nowadays i know it looks like i just used it and didn't wash my hands and i didn't let me ask you this where did you get that body that one you're in right now hey vsauce michael here but now i'm not i know when and how you will die but i'm not allowed to tell you i can't marry all of you hey vsauce michael here [Music] [Laughter] i'm in my parents basement i'll be okay because i have a beard i'm a ninja your butt is magnificent yeah look at that i hope you like things that are scary well all of that material is completely fabricated a hoax perpetrated by big globe space agencies airlines globe manufacturers they are reaping the rewards of our ignorant belief that the earth is actually round yolo fellow kids michael stevens here and is it thursday you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing are you jelly us of my eye for color am i really michael i always felt more like a gary hey vsauce michael here fear gives us life watch out i need to come back down to earth thanks i always knew my head was a superlative object that set me apart from the animal kingdom now it's time for some soft fluffy pancakes it's gone stale please help [Music] [Music] yeah look at those muscles these are things you can admire online or offline now guys sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones [Music] i'm sorry which is something that we experience every day if you own a justin bieber singing toothbrush hey i'm michael and i have a surprise for you are you ready okay bring in the cats watch out there's a skeleton inside your body the sun hey ding dongers it's your boy mike dog here to take you on a journey through the internet comedy truly is a matter of taste [Applause] [Music] get out of my house

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Views: 5,105,912

Rating: 4.9620986 out of 5

Keywords: Vsauce but out of context, Vsauce, Random, Weird, Michael, Hey Vsauce Michael here, Out of context, Vsauce compilation, Compilation, Funny

Id: A1UhABiAfVk

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 27 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/madlee]

Wow, I really lost it when he poured the milk into the cereal and said "What the heck is this thing".

[u/2CrispyBiscuits]

This is peak entertainment

[u/MrAlwaysRunning]

This guy looks like Ginobili from the San Antonio Spurs.

[u/futilitarian]

This is on par with Garfield Minus Garfield. Just a chronicle of a sad strange man.

[u/zxqwqxz]

Also the sequel Vsauce but out of context 2

[u/MaK_1337]

Obligatory "r/evenwithcontext"