Vlog Squad Best Moments (Being A Family)

[Music] it's so crazy to think that your kids love your ex-wife and boyfriend more than you it's so crazy to think that you'll never have an ex-wife because no one will marry you ever yeah let's see you get married you regret that hey guys i'm with dumb and dumber i'm flying to boston to propose to jason's mom so i can become his stepdad breakfast at the doe bricks you're really good at that thank you hey guys we're at the mcdonald's drive-through i really want the iron man toy so i'm going over 300 kids meals should i it's like all the hulk hi oh i didn't know i was up have you ever had the coffee from here david oh god oh uh can i do four kids meals um two of the uh six piece chicken nuggets and two of two cheeseburgers this is like his normal order guys we're in boston we just landed i can't sleep because i'm so excited i'm gonna be engaged soon surprise oh you do unbelievable thanks what are you doing in boston oh wait till you find out claire and i decided to make davidson breakfast turns out david hates breakfast absolutely does not eat breakfast unless it's a salad pancake number two scratching the minis because that didn't work out and remember what's the number one rule with cooking there are no rules there are no rules my only rule is you have to grease the pan oh yeah i'm not going to ask for iron man you'll see what you get i'm just going to be surprised okay i think you have to get a kids meal right yeah of course i'm going to get kids man actually didn't bring my wallet [Music] this one's on me guys lorraine charlotte nash will you marry me are you out of your mind i want to be jason's stepdad oh that would be estella that's why i'm [Laughter] our here leaves in like three hours holy [ __ ] i'm so excited lauren off to vegas this is my truth to be wife great nutella strawberry pancake blueberry pancake a nice side of orange juice i'm so sure i know exactly what's going to happen i'm going to predict it right now what he's going to take a sip of the orange juice and then he's going to in his head think it's going to give me canker sore so i'm not going to drink the full thing and then he's going to be like taylor where's my teeth okay you heard it first and then do you have crispy snack wraps okay i'm gonna pull my 10 speed around you're like over here i don't know i can't think appetizer gogurt or do you say go i'll do whatever i'll do whatever apple apples have a collector yes please women have the toys still yeah and you have the toys right they'll be in the thing yeah wow am i making a mistake wow mary is probably one of the most important days of your life with this ring i marry you i take you to be my wife i take you see my wife power vested in me by the state of nevada i now pronounce your husband and wife you may kiss the bride [Music] i love you i think we did a stellar job heck yeah man hell yeah people strawberry nutella pancakes with eggos and uh david look what you're doing with the orange juice here is just ask for help that looks good man it's delicious dude i'm sorry okay guys moment of truth to see if i got iron man are you gonna put them all yourself yeah i feel like i have been married to you for 50 years i haven't done all this in my whole life do you guys know who this is yes who is this wrong this is my new wife no what there's no way i legally married her in vegas dude oh my god oh my god didn't you tell us soft yep are you just saying that yep there's chocolate chips you wanna know the main ingredient love yeah oh taylor i feel like i'm watching a commercial is david going to the electric chair later this is his last meal yeah oh my god these kids are so cute here we go they're all thanos iron man's friend don cheadle it's natalie portman don cheadle again god damn it married your mom you didn't i proposed to her in boston these are all the legal papers congratulations welcome to the family david i've never met anyone like you this is a gift from taylor and i oh david hope you think of us when you're sleeping there you go hold the pillow are you ready for it go for it pranked out gotcha are these brand new singaporean pillows from singapore they just my excuse me i can't believe this is bradley cooper it didn't sound anything like him no at all should i just keep going give me the things i'll go get you iron man my son's here sweetie i can't believe i'm seeing you you should have told him no hi mrs [Music] mrs i'm confused why are you surprising me with something i ordered off google i love it this is the best surprise ever yeah this is from taylor and i like it's sick thank you guys oh david ordered high shoes okay i'm gonna go in there no joe even got one for himself this one's for me this one's from joe no i appreciate it thank you guys sweet dreams okay like there's nothing you can do there's nothing you can do we're loaded up [Music] he's going to be in there for like 15 minutes loading it johnny's got your sister he's got your sister you got to come out you put it all in your mouth at once no good i'll do this you have to join a club you do it i'm scared i just missed my eye muffins without fear yeah it's not that hard it will be oh it's so much strength it sneaks up it's come see it on the floor this is my pick i'm wrong oh no david this is everything's going wrong hey this is david's favorite right here this is my favorite i haven't seen this in a while what is it it's [ __ ] taylor you want you want to see some [ __ ] can a [ __ ] 100 natural energy and natural ingredients i thought that joke would get old but it didn't maybe name your drunk [ __ ] good [ __ ] oh yeah is it the best [ __ ] you've ever had the best five seconds five four three or your sister eats it five two one damn he just let his sister die every day gets a little weird apparently i think he went up in here [Applause] check this out josh i'm ready god you're so badass i so look up to you his eyes like roll in the back of his head [Music] i was honestly doing that to impress you but it really hurt david always has [ __ ] at his house yeah yeah the best [ __ ] in the morning in the middle of the day sometimes i'll just wake up randomly and just go for some [ __ ] you know when i was in middle school i used to bring uh [ __ ] on my school field trips your mom likes [ __ ] right well yeah my entire family even your little brother yeah the youngest one is obsessed with [ __ ] wow oh i mean we are talking about the drink right yeah do you knew about these pillows yes no one brought them up well he knew about them i guess i never like formally like i was never checking up on the pillows i was like where are the pillows oh guys i'm i'm thankful thank you why did you let us do this i don't know how i know this is a bad yeah this is so bad remember when i started the beginning i'm gonna [ __ ] this up i'm gonna [ __ ] up all this food yeah the food's [ __ ] me up it's the food one food one david zero i'm just gonna turn the camera around right now so you can see the sun on my face ah i'm dying ah except you have that episode where you're the weather man that one quick recreate it so i'm happy i mean it's that thing that you just got to try and once you try it you're hooked did i try it i've never had it never had [ __ ] no no joe you seem like the kind of guy that wouldn't like [ __ ] everyone says that i agree with that i still i actually have a bet going on with one of my friends yeah but joe would hate [ __ ] yeah he's been lying about licking [ __ ] sick expensive yes yes very how much are the pillows well four hundred dollars i think it's so funny that joe you're here surprising me with something i wanted it's like so good it's like you went through my amazon wishlist can we just clear the air oh you bought it with your money yeah yeah we both did taylor and i split it oh time out yeah thank you guys here david we ordered something off your credit card dudes making shots reference quick you gotta get rid of that chicken because i'm about to go back go go natalie do it get rid of it go do it no come on okay do it because you called me a train go go are you holding this thing like that this is like a nice little so basically you you go you're full get [Laughter] and then so what you do you see how there's a little bit of opening there yeah yeah that's good you want that okay okay [Laughter] oh i feel bad i didn't know they bought it with their own money guys don't [ __ ] spend 400 on a pillow for me no you can think of us wow well thank you i'm so funny i thought you guys just used my credit card which i didn't mind either i was like cool they finally got it for me so just going forward we can do that yeah going forward you you're you're allowed to surprise me with stuff that i ordered i think that's funny okay so like okay fine oh oh oh crap guys the maid is here today guys guys the maid is here it's literally josh because he never played sports that's not true i did play sports just didn't have a dad at the end of that yeah god where's the song oh did someone not give you a free ferrari today and you're not in a good mood oh did see geek not like buy you a house stop it josh and you're feeling a little lower okay that's right jason can you be the butthole or the vagina so like this so okay so you put it inside uh-huh you go up up and at it you go really far up it's almost right and then you want to pull the string out no no no what you want to do is you want to pull the little blue part no no no no oh there you go give me one of those right and now it's clicked in and now you just wait a little bit it's locked should we text that now and let him know that we you have the same pillows as him do you guys just want to talk to zad no oh yeah wow great another reason to never leave the path that's what i said for later wow great that was incredible you're gonna be doing that joke to your kids for six months why did you just go right into that without even talking about it no i can't i'm just gonna try one nerd [Music] an alarm will sound no and and and when it's time to have sex you bring him about like this push the blue part up oh you then you go now it's just you know and this will come out of your mouth natalie was a little hungover mm-hmm just want to jump in our pool that's her thing she likes to jump in pools when she's hungry natalie story can't tell joe just tell me i'll bleep it out what i mean you could tell joe that trying to she's fine she was just her out there she comes back and we're awake a couple hours i'm like oh what time you jump in and we scrub our cameras and we got every angle of natalie jumping in talking to her mom really yeah thanks for having me josh thanks guys happy halloween trick or treat thanks for the diabetes josh no problem enjoy the blood sugar guys no no no no [Laughter] we'll clean up let's clean up okay good now this is where this is kind of dangerous kind of like you're an upside down puppet it's kind of a weird thing yeah so you can pull it out one of those it's like it's like on the back of woody you pull it i love you you're my favorite cowboy and then it comes out and then it's bloody then you throw it at your friends did you go in seven in the morning holy crap you go skinny dipping at seven in the morning are you insane my face with my mom at seven in the morning like mom i'm hungover you're you're facetiming your mom naked my mom and i are like sisters ew [ __ ] for the [Applause] i office worked on the office this month no you have you have yeah you've been in the past few have i yeah dude your reaction to the pillows was hilarious oh yeah it was and when you put that underwear on your face jason people loved it wow ella hey maybe next month is it was that her first vlog appearance right here yeah wow so you could be nominated for the next one how sick this is he knows what it means but it looks so good it does it came out awesome wow i really hope he likes it this is a great idea oh my god taylor and i chipped in on a beautiful new neon sign and we know how much david loves these because he has two in his house already and this one signifies when elon musk retweeted him and he just said explanation point and he was like wow that would be so sick if i had a neon sign like that like just an exclamation point but just that look at this you want to hold it oh my god how heavy is it massive oh pretty cool huh holy [ __ ] kabobs oh holy crap you're gonna put it next to my other one all right well thank you guys for participating this month thanks for having me hello maybe next month i'm gonna try if ella beats me next month i'll be really upset that's you know that's gonna be in the next video on black and white i'll be very upset [Laughter] what it means and like you look so excited about it or he's not having no idea like he's gonna be like i'm so confused ready come on your eyes in one two three that was three actions expecting what does it mean i can't believe you and your mom see each other naked okay i don't like it have you seen her naked i mean yeah i've seen her naked is it nice like i'm like like like sometimes when we go on vacation we share a room together when like it just turned out ew you just got [ __ ] socks on me try and finish the lyric okay ready yeah somebody once told me the world was gonna want to say roll me that's not it wait somebody wants something the world is going to rule blow me come on why would you say blow me natalie one time you were like oh my god like when elon musk reached like tweeted you back you were really pumped on it oh that's really funny it's from me and taylor this is elon's tweet to me yes oh that's really funny that's cute i know this from somewhere where is this from do you remember saying it yeah i do i do crispy crunchy goodness you wanna try natalie's tacos first not [Laughter] once told me the world was gonna blow me oh wait isn't it is that what you think yeah wait wait wait wait is it obvious is this something like nobody knows what it is so it's like however you interpret it is like how your mind is interpreting things i was trying to figure it out today and we couldn't figure it out i was with like five people and no one knew what the next lyric not too shabby we look good as hosts we don't give out surfboards we give out bombs just like fake bombs we have fake bombs don't say mom on an airplane wow this is really official you went for it i did it you went so hard for this what's that well she is beaver oh my god it was supposed to say busiest because she's always so busy oh my god i put onions and stuff on this one dude these tacos are insane you don't have like a wide variety of guests because you keep calling me back why are we using the napkins as a pedestal for the camera like we need those it's a tripod guys i'm like getting dizzy and i eat too much like stuff but it's not good if you blacked out that'd be so cool we'll carry you home wear it every day of my life okay good luck cause you know i'm never gonna wear that ever in my life did he make it for you yeah and you turned it down i turned it down you turned out i wonder why i turned it down you think i'm gonna walk around with this [ __ ] on my head all day dude assistant you look good last thing this show needs is a controversy i really yeah seriously oh about controversial taylor thinks that her underwear can be seen through the dress it for sure can i was not prepared for this but you know what the show goes on too two one wait i thought you were gonna say okay three two two fluffies one two three fluffies i like it's a nice bathroom you got there thank you what are you doing what did you hide in here i feel like nobody gets to see your bathroom so this is it this is what was david's passion about on instagram today i thought you put your fake turd in there oh my god just be grateful for the [ __ ] big promotion i just gave you show the people show the david potato heads i just gave joe a promotion to uh david's assistant no extra pay no college credit but i do it for why am i doing it for fun okay someone's here you want me to leave and get the door well now your security who could possibly be here how's it feel being second assistant you know what wear that hat with pride because it's a really huge honor that you should really appreciate because it's so big and such a great job and such a big [Music] you

Channel: Jeff Edits

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Id: A_TLHnQ8DGg

Length: 21min 6sec (1266 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020