[Vinesauce] Vinny - Classic Game Commercials #14

all right chat it has returned once again somehow classic game commercials has returned you know the segment highly requested often uh you know people submit these commercials to me and people like watching it and I like doing it I've come around to enjoying it if it makes me laugh I'm happy hopefully these commercials aren't like [ __ ] um we'll see today I have game commercials and I also have some non-game commercials like just weird ones and I have YouTube poops but less so I remember this one okay so hang on one second let me just get this in the limiter because you never know how loud some of these stupid commercials get and uh then we can begin thank you everybody that submitted commercials I don't know who you are it's just too many people and also if you want to comment on the video who you are you may do so but uh here you go 3D spinner for your phone all right guys classic [Music] give the phone that special like this download CM Launcher 3D to get this amazing theme That's a classic one that we used to joke about um many many years ago it's just a 3D spinner play to win happy 50th Atari you never lose by the way this will be content claim Central [Music] consume [Music] nothing else it's a clean refreshing taste this quality is amazing for a commercial from 40 years ago it's a scan of a 35 millimeter movie trailer advertisement actually you know what okay we all know consumerism let's get it out of our systems we know but I gotta say that commercial was actually really well done for 1982 and it looks great whoever transferred that that's like a piece of gaming commercial history to some extent so that's kind of neat but um I I don't really like soda I I know I say that almost as a brag it's just I just don't do it Billy wanted puppies but his parents had new carpeting so he got cardboard puppies instead okay he tried to make the most of it but it just wasn't the same speak I mean you can tell generally when this was made based on the outfit I figured it would be like PS1 yeah when he wants them to battle villains they battle villains and when he wants to take them for a walk he takes them for a walk [Music] all right now Chad does this count on the bingo of things going into the TV or things coming out of the TV I we're not doing this again all right so so here's okay for those that don't know we've done a lot of these segments and essentially there's kind of like a rap sheet of like things that we see during these commercial segments where it's like people getting sucked into the video game so that they go in the video game or them leaving the video game what other tropes do we have old people funny right we got old people funny um gross humor from the 90s stuff like that there's plenty of other tropes I'm sure chat will give me uh more [Music] Atari home computer Larry kaplan's Kaboom and River rage wait a second wait wait wait Kaboom look at this guy this guy's amazing first of all who the [ __ ] is Mary kaplan's Kaboom and River Ray by Carol Shaw moms kept dropping I tried to catch them they kept coming faster Kaboom gingerly I bent the plane dodging enemy fires oh amazing acting's another tropes now River Rave and Kaboom are here for Atari home and computers also we already have a Larry Kaplan the programmer of Kaboom Activision was known for creating crediting their programmers unlike Atari okay um we already have old people it took five commercials and we already have old people [Music] oh my God [Music] I will say they're a little sus the latest healthy glow and gets rid of those little signs of age you know she knows for sure oh man the 80s Video computer system yeah sure wow those Graphics are real well you're crazy about any boys want to try Mega Mania I psycho impress them oh oh Slap Shot yeah body check watch the podcast [Music] wow we're getting a full Bevy of video games looks [Music] from around here how do TVs have a new TV like how are new TV formed games yo [Music] and now we're the evil empire hey chat check this out I just played Atari 50 which had documentary stuff in it and uh that'll be on the full sauce Channel sometime this week I'd imagine or next early next week probably this week and it was pretty good but I was basically playing a lot of these types of games and I I was very fascinated and you can actually watch little documentary footage about the history so [Music] um very interesting game why didn't you do that on stream a little exclusive for the full sauce why not [Music] crawl whoa frame rates South Pacific Antarctica and you'll be getting some new toys Gunther this is a new rocket launcher a Girl's Best Friend we've been watching you your work is very impressive Tomb Raider three I was three okay oh and one other thing yep there you go what that's why so many people bought those games listen I'll just straight up say it I had Tomb Raider 2. I didn't particularly care for it I didn't get it sure there were triangle bubalias fine but aside from locking the butler in the freezer I think I got to like level four restarted the game a couple times and then I just I couldn't I didn't enjoy it I was playing a lot of N64 stuff and the controls were so stiff just like you're missing so I'm so stiff and sore mother you use Anderson why not oh [ __ ] safety with extra strength Anderson for safety a pain reliever recognize Safeway experts you acted for strength extra pain reliever to relieve minor aches for hours strength with safety that's coming sense that was amazing chat Anderson combined safety with extra strength tell us and Chad that's a weird [ __ ] thing that we just witnessed okay so we got the timing on the word stiff we got an old and was that a video game commercial I mean technically yes because there was pong the Grammy you're missing me Danny some mornings I'm so stiff and sore look at the way she's holding the the that's like that's how we played video games back in the day by the way this child is 50 now crazy I was just singing this during the Christ game [Music] it brings the board game into the video game I've played this on one of my Sunday streams I played a little bit of this now you're playing with power word power all right as a video game expert I like hat trick on my Atari 70 wait who's this captain of Us video game team wow you know how cool he is he's got like um one of these wind jackets as a video game expert I like hat trick on my Atari 7800 because it's got the speed and action of being on the ice as a consumer I like it because it costs under 20 bucks as a video game expert I like desert Falcon on my Atari 7800 because it's got great graphics animation and sound as a consumer I like it because it costs under 20 bucks as a video game expert I like Donkey Kong Jr on my Atari 1700 because it's just like the arcade game as a consumer I like it because it's only twenty thousand dollars um you know Chad it's funny because I was gonna say we think that we got like these Pro esport players but these guys were big [ __ ] back in the day I was gonna say they were born in the wrong generation because they can't stream on Twitch but they were on TV I mean who knows how much money they made from that ad but you tried these berries and cream Starburst pardon me what Starbucks did you just said oh I remember this commercial berries famous and cream patties and cream patties and cream patties and cream I'm a little lad who loves berries best quality commercial [Music] great commercial you know you did it again Johnny I can't believe that commercial that kick at the end really sold it we we gotta get those Starburst product in the store right after that commercial because they're going to be flying off the shelves well done Johnny you get a raise when I take on the insurance company I ain't settling for no small no hunting for the big bucks oh my God let me hunt down the big bucks for you call me right now okay clearly not video game but I did hear a stock sound effect from GoldenEye that isn't from gold it was used in Goldeneye Saul 3D there's a little uncanniness to this human I mean for oh uh but especially over here yeah there's like this this is like an AI generated human to me I'll drink that stuff you know where's the caffeine I remember this commercial by the way there may be repeats on this segment sorry part of the game falling oh can't find the new PlayStation 2 get the Blockbuster they've got new PS2 systems and games for rent why don't this dude in Walking Dead are you game enough getting pre-order they got you covered man we lost Bill Hicks and we got this guy instead what a shame yeah Chad just to let you know there may be repeats because people that submit these would have to watch every segment and make note of every commercial so hopefully we don't get too many repeats I won't remember anyway Jack [Music] boxing okay that was a simple one very very simple you got a little hip hop golden did he break through the TV when you get an Atari attack I mean technically that to me this counts as someone leaving the television I'm gonna count it chat thank you rated E for everyone projector yeah it's fine don't worry about it Chad we'll just count it it's fine [Music] [Music] this was an important game to find a generation some of you are very well aware of it you've always won who's behind the mask the answer is you when hunger strikes it's up to you to strike back hide creep sneak this [ __ ] game was so weird I forget one of the my YouTuber was it one of my YouTuber buddies or is just a YouTuber that had like 50 copies of this germa did it no he didn't have 50 copies of it he streamed it he played it the Grumps played it Game Grumps did way way up so Ross you're the perfect guy to ask did they have 50 copies of it I don't think I've ever played it people kept sending it to the Grumps so it was like Nuki for red letter media it was more than you can imagine that was German's favorite game of all time that's very unhinged can you emulate that I want to say Scott the woz also had like 20 for some reason when listen when the Great economic collapse happens currency will be measured in Sneak King I don't know why I said that like that but you know what I mean it's like the two dollar bill bonitis oh married for all time discover Tomb Raider Chronicles the Lost inventions of Lara the First new Tomb Raider game of the Millennium and very possibly the last rated T for team I mean yeah well okay definitely not the last but I see what they're doing it hell yeah [Music] just a bunch of old guys playing some cool video games [Music] four Swords yeah at some point I'd like to I'd like to play this maybe yeah Dave uh brutal moose and I and she says we're talking about it [Music] I mean I miss it I never [ __ ] completed it but I I had a good time with it foreign [Music] did you know that Sneak King was one of the top 10 best-selling games of 2006. um for three bucks why not oh I remember this commercial this commercial is awesome [Music] I wonder where those link puppets are today like how do I get one [Music] [Music] yep had that rotting in a Cellar God damn it Vinnie you only like it cause puppets yeah I do exactly I want the puppet head-to-head electronic football and I'm Mattel's football two on the one player game and I'm a two-player game I'm only a one player game I've got a big playing field mine is smaller I control my pass receivers I can't I've got running and passing formations I just have one formation I control my blockers blockers get Calico head-to-head football with real two-player action why settle for less what even was the game I don't even know what the game was it was it looked like just some weird Star Trek like from the 60s I know football but like I'm looking at the like the where does the game played in the middle there it looks like something Captain Kirk would use to scan a green woman I'm only a one-player game I've got a big playing field Pokemon crossover commercial Pokemon and drink oh man oh okay um well also first of all couple things to note yep the Pokeball comes out the TV so that counts right for sure that counts so that brings our count to two I'm counting the previous one sorry chat and also a child died you can SL they didn't do the Skeleton thing they just they just activated people with photosensitivity probably it's I don't think it's a strobing is fast enough but I'm not a doctor so what do I know um Sorry by the way for the price of a Commodore 64. here's what you get from Apple from IBM for what it costs to add a Commodore disk drive that's so serious no we're not counting chat the don't worry add a Commodore modem and now you can get an Apple 2E or an IBM PC Junior with three games is it any Wonder Commodore sells more computers than Apple and IBM combined oh boy who's gonna tell them Chad who's going to tell him also I like how while looking at this it seems like a funeral maybe it's commodore's future funeral but also it's like what am I looking at just it looks like keyboards like big keyboard like that's not gonna buy you know I'm not gonna wanna buy a video game based on the keyboards maybe it was different back in the day [Music] you use it for your homework are they doing like fake Devo B-52's music Ally folks you need a higher intelligence and a lower price whoa those are some wacky cool dudes oh yeah a little Oingo Boingo for sure yep that's definitely some Boingo crazy bro [Music] [Music] and koala calm down and see us you'll think we're too good to be true Steve Palmer's brother Crazy Bruce's liquor store [Music] sorry about the audio the audio crust uh hmm what game is it oh that's a liquor store um that's the the liquor store is the name of that game um sorry I think I have to restart the limiter because it is very crusty I thought that was just all the commercials just sounded like [ __ ] I was like oh they look like [ __ ] clearly they sound like [ __ ] but no unfortunately something went wrong with the limiter chat I would shop at Crazy Bruce's Liquors because I know he's crazy because that means if he's crazy his prices are gonna be like so incredibly low Bruce's Liquors we've got the bargains For You Crazy Bruce's liquor I fixed it we're good the competition you've all been waiting for and to hand combat guess what game chat in Dead or Alive ultimate and Xbox Live ah you can't see I'm sorry I'm sorry I guess you'll you'll know the game now the competition you've all been waiting for and to hand combat your wildest dreams come true in Dead or Alive ultimate and Xbox Live real-time online action across the town and across the globe Chad you didn't need to see that filth anyway time oh Chrysler Jeep Dodge this is [ __ ] chuckle [ __ ] oh he's Groot from now to the end of the month pay zero down and nothing till January oh my God wait these aren't real minions wait this is this is boot like minions a month that's a lot of good stuff you're only going to get that at the dirtiest Chrysler Jeep Dodge and Lexington holy shit.com I can't tell if that's genius marketing or like unhinged insanity I think genius I think genius because you'll remember this and it's also rancid minions holy [ __ ] well don't you hate it when you sleep on your sandwich and then vomit an animal wait what the [ __ ] is this why why foreign why I hate that commercial so much refreshment no I hate that commercial oh God do I hate it it's like it's vile it is body horror it's [ __ ] vile I don't ever want to see that commercial again chat ah again not all of this is video game related we're branching into other levels of insanity [Music] I'm not I'm not playing it again [Music] before [Music] yeah flashing apparently this worked because it's one of the top selling games in the Super Nintendo I think it's in like the top three or four [Music] so this not on Sega but I think we saw this commercial already but I love that shot of the ostrich it's like inversed ostrich colors [Music] amazing not on CD-ROM oh boy that would be their undoing whoa whoa I mean it worked on me I ended up buying the game and loving it chat our first poop is upon us again I'd like to apologize um you know if you have photosensitivity this isn't the stream for you but I'm doing less poops but let's let's see what happens oh God stop stop [Music] the bargains for you [Music] [Laughter] [Music] Luigi look it's a 3D spinner wow good morning oh my God he's part of the game enough getting pre-ordered [Music] yeah this is the worst segment I do [Music] hey uh Saul's calling pick up your phone [Music] foreign okay here more it gives me safety with extra [ __ ] all I wanted was change for the paper pop in boxing for right jack [Music] [Music] let me hunt down the big bucks for you call me yeah this is just pure insanity this is pure [ __ ] Insanity all right next commercial [Applause] do you have insurance on this car no it must be Eagle man what what do you mean Eagle man no I've got something for you [Music] oh my God oh look at those low rates gee I honestly again genius commercial because if I saw that on TV I would remember that the rest of my life also the okay the worst the worst at acting you are the better where's Jill she's really lonely and I walk in the cornfield again do you think they will never find his true love not hanging out with us all day we used to be evenly until we met on fire wait no Farmers Only died no good old country folks city folks just don't get it Chad is that real like is that is that [ __ ] real Farmers Only oh my God it's real you know what good for the farmers because you know it is a lonely life of of like Hawaii and Solitude and wheat and like you know if you can I don't get it I'll never get it I'm a city guy I don't know good for them no fat really fast but now it's only kind of fast hold on let me check my email it's not loading let me try this again 15 gigabytes of viruses a lot a lot faster mom this internet connection is so I love my computer I remember this commercial oh my God it's just not as fast if your computer doesn't run like it's supposed to if you if your internet connection is unreliable even on a so-called fast connection even if your brand new computer isn't as fast as it ought to be you might not have any real problem at all log on to finallyfast.com take the free performance test don't actually do this chat by the way this isn't like designed to get you to go to these products like I wouldn't recommend farmersonly.com if you're not a farmer don't go to finallyfast.com unless you're Sonic the Hedgehog you the software you need to get your computer up to Peak Performance log on to finallyfast.com and learn how to optimize your internet connection for faster speeds by automatically changing the settings that most people don't even know exist and install spyware onto your computer we get to watch what 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but a lot of the problems that people had where they just clicked every ad like teachers that didn't know computers and again this is like 2005 or six so they just didn't know what they were doing so they clicked every ad downloaded every spyware their browsers chat we're like science experiments because it was just full of bloatware and spyware and it was like okay well we're gonna download Malwarebytes or whatever I used I don't remember what what I use at the time and um a lot of other times it was just restart your PC what would be me with this sword I have Unleashed an evil win that has taken our beloved princess our journey has fraught with danger but together we've more might overcome the Mages dark magic only then will all the maidens be released and our Princess once again be rescued who are you The Legend of Zelda four Swords Adventures only for Nintendo GameCube yeah that was um wasn't that a thing for a while it was the who are you ad campaign that GameCube had but uh weird weird commercial kinda all right games on the brain at night [Music] sweet things wow you're playing adventures 50 lucky others will win their own Sega Saturday night's game get a postcard by September 27th to Fox kids Flight in the Night P.O box 1129 Los Angeles 90078 nighttime will never be the same holy [ __ ] the amount of color the amount of like things so many things happening in this commercial and then this dude wow wait isn't that nice oh that doesn't matter listen chat if any of you want to [ __ ] the water bottle I'm gonna stop the stream right now oh no no Waters had a fruity fling new Rubicon spray and exciting oh my God oh my God holy [ __ ] yeah that's exactly what you think it is that's exactly what you think it is oh look at the strawberry look at this look at the [ __ ] strawberry chat look at its face someone in chat just said I want to make a new flavor go to bed you're grounded that was unhinged I love it galaxian warriors were going up against the most feared commandered Commander it's John Wayne mixed with Elvis [Applause] ready sir okay I'm peeling off cover me cover me heavy fire 17 degrees this guy's good watch your back I like when video game commercials get a bunch of people in costumes [Music] galaxian the arcade hit now for the Atari 2600 system yeah I like that I like I mean there really wasn't a whole lot of costume but just for a bit there today you know they filmed on a setting credit for that get your hand out of your pockets oh remember this guy to Weber's around the world Game Boy don't blink the West now remember that wow [Music] terrible gameplay not even good like Duke Nukem replication so yeah um yeah that's insane um there was a whole big promo for gamecom that we watched while that guy yelled at us and told us how stupid we were and that like if we we didn't get the game com we were even stupider than he called us previously it was crazy at GameFly our passion for gaming has led us to rent games differently we think different is better choose from thousands of the latest I remember this commercial was delivered right to your door keep them as long as you want with no late fees then send them back in our prepaid envelope people think we're crazy to rent games for as low as 8.95 for the first month we think we're Visionaries our vision make renting easier different maybe smarter we think so chat is saying that this is a classic commercial but yet how long ago was this product challenge it could have been more than like five years what 10 years ago 2008-ish 2007 oh God that's 15 years I got a book for Christmas I got a sweater you talking got a new system yeah just what I wanted I have the best mom she rocked so hard yeah go mom cool game Cool game yeah yeah I hate it games make people merry get the perfect gift at GameStop power to the players Jingle Bells I don't think I will all right I Choose You zodia that's you wait what the [ __ ] God you belong at gaming Etc this kid uses a [ __ ] different yo [ __ ] God stop Pokemon gaming Etc is your ultimate tournament Center all right who's ready to get beat by a girl from The Casual oh my God competitor gaming Etc easy auction 30 of I-95 bro if we go off I-95 we uh if we go maybe um a girl will touch us and then challenge Us in video games in Stratford Exit 30 lordship full of lordship Boulevard is a great name for a Boulevard question chat where is Stratford Connecticut Vinnie we gotta go I'll go Ross let's do it it's Connecticut yeah 95 eh alrighty um the the uh the special effects here are pretty great also I want to see the games uh Guitar Hero World Tour Smash Brawl Halo was that a reach or three Modern Warfare Street Fighter 4 interesting three okay [Music] I mean there was a place like that in New York that I used to go to that just had video games that you could just play it was wasn't great [Music] you can collect all 12 Pokemon Trading Card Game Cards inside participating boxes of Big G cereals like cinnamon toast crunch part of a community chat that was literally me like not that long ago but yeah that commercial is from 2019 um really really annoying annoying commercial there you go here you go wow what you weren't so lucky you'll have to impress me monkey [Music] s I played the Suburban Sasquatch soundtrack that wasn't the commercial this is this is an astounding commercial you have amazing green screen you have the best 3D models whoa good acting what you are so lucky you'll have to impress me you have a monkey playing a guitar it's not really a monkey is it also look at look at the logo on the rock wow that's such real chat that's such real ity [Music] ah hey I'm gonna load up on PlayStation games Greatest Hits are on sale Crash Bandicoot chatting Moto but I don't even have a PlayStation you do now [Music] oh God [Music] mom know about this nope [Music] this dude he reminds me it really kind of reminds me of like on America's Choice Phil Hartman Greatest Hits are on sale you know so I'm hang on so I'm Christmas shopping at EB Games and I asked for it no way and thank you thank you thank you then I say I definitely need it Chris is this a newer commercial oh God oh no and I need a WTF nope two Grandma good grandpa last thing I need is a dumb struck and she asks is that like a gobsmack turns out it's more like a stunned sign no way awful thank you thank you awful EV Games wait what what I said that just now I just said that what do you mean EB Games they're still around what oh it's Canada what a commercial dog [Music] wait is this a sad dog commercial why was this included I don't want to be sad dogs just inherently look sad please give us a pound what the [ __ ] oh my God [Music] England what the [ __ ] buy the product or the dog gets it please give us a pound the dog looks genuinely scared of the gun I I hate I hate this so much it's not product it's actually dog oh we'll have to pull the trigger because I took my headphones off oh rspca is like PETA what do they want you to buy the dog what do they want you to do that better not show up in the YouTube poops What Makes You Sweat is it passion the rock or could it just be working out with his energy drink what about not knowing if your very next breath will be your last [Music] chat it's fake Alice in Chains they they I can't believe it chat I'm short listen I'm gonna play you a little bit of Them Bones by Alice in Chains tell me if this sounds familiar [Music] that's probably all I can play okay let's go back [Music] [Music] yeah well we're getting some award-winning Tomb Raider commercials today when things are out of control a simple solution is the personal computer software in IBM's assistant series I love this commercial so much I love those quackers to work up a plan or draw a graph there's writing assistant to help you handle words and Reporting assistant to pull everything together the assistant series from IBM getting all your ducks in a row has never been easier did they train those Ducks that's amazing I love them um Charlie Chaplin was a live chat when you know there was this uh IBM stuff happening it's true he wasn't no he wasn't he was I mean he was but was he [Music] [Music] no he died 77. [Music] oh of course it says the pancakes penis Sleeper Cell Activation music [Music] and the prices designed for the very hungry family I hate it [Music] [Music] so apparently it's from 1969 uh so they were just like getting these new sounds and they were like Hey listen Crazy Frog we would love for you to do a commercial for IHOP IHOP and then Crazy Frog wasn't available so they got less Crazy Frog his sister uh to work to work on that one sick you're a smoker no I never even bought my own pack oh my God it's a trap oh it's super bad mixed with memes they got her I'm not a smoker smoker I'm gonna do yoga tomorrow I hate it no I hate this this is awful so it can't be bad for me I'm gonna pick up smoking again just because of this commercial I'll quit when I graduate which is indeed a trap uh I only smoke [Music] I mean I remember similar commercials I've never seen this one I and I genuinely hate that commercial very much um how do you do fellow kids and no Chad I'm not actually going to start smoking because you know the way things work sometimes people cannot discern when you make a joke so do not worry for I am well and truly done with smoking cigarettes and do you know why chat because Crazy Frog told me not to eat them don't worry about it [Music] okay I guess I want that game now [Music] okay [Music] yeah these may be some of the worst commercials I've ever seen and for good game like that's actually a good game but like there's nothing there that makes me REM okay maybe I would remember the commercial but I'm not gonna be like yo that commercial was dope to my friends I'm just gonna say that was [ __ ] weird it's just incomprehensible and not at all advertising the game but not in peace wow gameplay then splatter 120 levels of superbugs in this sci-fi struggle for survival this game is okay I didn't love it I didn't I play the whole thing though but uh yeah it's a fine commercial pretty simple chat as much as I hated that IHOP ad I'm still hearing it I can still hum it and sing it despite having heard other commercials since then God damn it whoa Diddy Kong speaks wait did I just hear dong s yep that's dung also those toys are really look at look at Gabriel Cairo is amazing that's like the Luigi meme okay okay see God damn it chat I'm gonna be honest I have never seen that version of that I've seen one where something goes wrong I've seen I maybe I have maybe I have I didn't remember it but my memory of that was the one I showed you a couple weeks ago where it was just some weird puppet that went it's a meme from Germany well that aired and I hate it foreign levels 1800 screens longest I've ever played well that's good son every time I changed helmets I was someone else but it's nice dear Sky color was that the like Daddy would you like some sausage Oregon why is this dude live in such a weird house it's like Pee-wee Herman house Genesis do you not chat do you not play games like this only on Sega Genesis that's what I like to call kicking back and actively playing your video game very important [Music] so emotional who you're gonna run into next [Music] Kingdom Hearts for PlayStation 2 rated Eve cloud is that you um that song is aggressively claimed uh oh Johnny uh oh [ __ ] the narrator for the commercial is Mark Hamill wait what [Music] next next [Music] yeah I can hear it yep I can hear it um well now we got triply vodmuted [Laughter] to locate a Marketplace in little server New Jersey she said me is real Japanese is the best sushi in Little Silver enjoy karaoke on Tuesdays and Thursdays take out a free delivery when you drive your application on Markham place I don't think you could do that buddy located on Markham place in little server New Jersey holy boy holy [ __ ] Chad it's still open the outside of that building does not look the most appetizing I'll be honest like I don't look at this and think to myself this is going to be awesome Sushi the best in little [ __ ] New Jersey or whatever it really doesn't look that great a little silver in New Jersey this is a 3.9 on Google which isn't terrible but the best in Little Silver listen now I've been to little so I don't even know where little silver is Little Silver New Jersey is oh that's like um not too far from like Red Bank uh not too far from PNC Bank Art Center and like um Bradley Beach okay it's like Central Jersey okay yeah I'm not going hell no oh poop by the way it's it's poop time as you can tell by this face here we go poop number two yeah can I be [Music] our bodies [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] games make people next [Music] foreign [Music] God damn it no stop with the dog I don't want to see the dog yeah when humans get as smart as mushrooms thanks Mario [Music] all right great there you go Chet there is your poop number two and poop it was continuing on [Music] yeah nope no you [ __ ] sick bastards no stop that oh God I just the acid reflux instinctively um oh man do I need a Tums after that Clive Gallagher he's call me Lara Beanstalk I run home crying he'd just laugh so he's not laughing now no no no he just follow me around and look at my bottom are men only interested in you because of your body no I'm rich too darling G4 now available on at T broad there's a G4 commercial what it says here um there's a note included for some of these Tomb Raider commercials while some of the Tomb Raider commercials were sourced from YouTube channels such as Tomb Raider Empire I took great pains to rip a selection of the core design era Tomb Raider commercials that were put on a DVD that came with EB Games Collectors Edition pressings of Tomb Raider the Angel of Darkness all files were de-interlaced using hybrid with Vapor synth and G sorry QT GMC so we might not have even seen like all of the ones the G4 that's one of them the G4 one is one of them but there's a lot more Tomb Raider stuff so wow that's uh commercial preservation how about that I mean it's just a job after all isn't it some people deliver the post I jump over rivers and fight Tigers people think that's easy they don't see all the bloody time I spent coaching these Lads through training mode once this little bugger from Cleveland couldn't get me out of finale that was it it just cut huh do you consider yourself a star I'm the same girl I've always been I'm not sound surprised about your popularity keep you involved in The Gaming Community for years it's where my biscuits busted so to speak [Music] you could describe yourself in five words or less what would you say I fall I get back up that's yeah commercial skipping okay [Music] whoa really high quality commercial [Music] like pretty decent CG too for the time and then you play the game the next two Lara Croft dentist triangles tomb raid revelation introducing the Epic challenge that only the Super Nintendo Entertainment System could make possible I'm pretty sure I've seen this one at some point [Music] where life becomes dark you search kind of a cool little model oh men that they've made a treasure room you fine I want that sword the sword from the cover of the game A Link to the Past now you're playing with power and super power okay I love this commercial because it's got like little sense and and like Miniatures and because I'm a Zelda fan but they actually like they built like a little like Castle on a hill sure it doesn't look like what's in the game but that doesn't bother me but here is cool they've made a treasure room sure it looks like [ __ ] in motion but they actually built the sword someone's like forged the sword from the cover not the master sword necessarily but the cover sword it's cool I like it I know a place that's cute people cool place where ants called the [ __ ] but every year we start forest fires careless match or cigarette and poof fire so the next time you're in the forest be extra careful okay if you knew it was me would you have listened um no but now I'm scarred you know what you know what that reminded me of seriously there's some horror aspects to this commercial look at this this right here chat oh I would have hated that if I saw that as a kid hey this is Audrey puffton and my brother Glenn and this is the world of fart planet we made so we start on bum mountains oh run away from that now climb into the bum Cannon pull the finger Ready Aim yay Little Big Planet it says video games aren't an art you turn on the TV you've never played a video game you see that that's art that's art [Music] so we got a bunch of Tomb Raider Chad again a lot of this was ripped from like a DVD or something wait look look Lucas are they [Music] was that the sound from Symphony of the Night it is well it's a sound that Symphony of the Knight uses at the very least [Music] it's a fake product made for the game [Music] Vinnie no it's not it's a real product oh we got one guide hard [Music] this was like part two and there's part three I'm just skipping around a little bit because this is a lot of the same type of stuff just you know wolves dropping okay foreign [Music] damn sure is sure is lots of crazy [ __ ] happening thing is I don't remember Tomb Raider on the PS enough because I only played a little bit of two was it like I guess there were dinosaurs there were dinosaurs never mind it's fine you have to shoot dinosaurs with pistols thank you particles how can you oh you could date sorry sorry okay this is the best one it's like a blooper reel what the hell okay is this like the DVD menu oh real Lara wait gorilla suit [Music] another Lara [Music] sure are a lot of Lara Crofts in this world [Music] please stop this just stop it please the [ __ ] what [Music] okay two radar partners with Lucas eight energy Lara Croft lucozade oh this is the movie that was from 2018 locks oh yeah maps and locks hell yeah bumps like this forests obstacle courses with big spiky things falling archery caving the sky more falling swimming hide and seek explosions and Cliffhangers Lara Croft energy yeah that about sums it up honestly I get it now I get it okay this Metroid commercial is scanned from a 35 millimeter print to Dennis Carl Robidoux by Nathan Boone film a scan using his DIY film scanner called the roller long story short the Google say roller was assembled from 3D printed Parts three stepper Motors and lots of bearings and bolts and nuts the electronics consist of Raspberry Pi Raspberry Pi HQ camera small Custom Electronics board Arduino that is not supposed to work alongside a Raspberry Pi but somehow works the scanner itself scans films from eight millimeter up to 35 millimeter that's a lot of information okay but here it is let's see if it was worth all the information it's a Metroid Prime commercial it might be the live action one I think it is yeah this was a cool commercial I loved this commercial I watched this a ton and there was a making of video of this too I remember watching but first it must be found just the jump very much looks like wire work but that's okay I mean it's just awesome this is a really really cool commercial and it makes me want a Metroid show or movie a good one which I mentioned could probably be done like the Mandalorian but cool engine check fuel check tires uh check helmet helmet check okay aerodynamic he's not but he sure can't make some tracks Mickey Speedway USA from rare magical tracks four player action Mickey Donald and the whole Disney crew [Music] hey Who you calling Goofy [Music] yeah I didn't buy that game so clearly whatever commercial I saw didn't work foreign oh yes look at the screen let me ask you a question awesome things that are awesome the new then you're gonna play this game dude it's freaking cool and crazy addictive like popping bubble wrap addictive check this out that's your dash move there's a short Dash a long Dash sure looks awesome there's probably a dash that makes you breakfast I don't know great idea wait what the point is oh God this is hard to watch oh and look at this there's all these combo moves you can do then you can do combos on combos to rack up your score and I know you like that combo on combo action go ahead say it do the line Save The Best For Last absorption boost you kill an enemy and you can absorb their power Ops stuff that'll make you faster and stronger and make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night so what do you think you ready to play I'm ready you [ __ ] is there anyone here who's never seen this commercial there's an okay good well I'm I'm happy that you could see this because that was a very famous kind of meme for a while and I guess this is going back what um six years seven years I would imagine something like that right 2016. yeah so it's eight years yeah um wait is that eight that's six wait a minute oh boy oh boy it's time to put me in the home but glad I could show that to you my pizza it's a paulini's pizza and it's a heck of a lot bigger than yours is it good best in the city paulini's use is only the freshest ingredients like homemade dough 100 mozzarella cheese you should try the lasagna too I don't know why you ordered from that other place me either just a bad habit I guess better break that habit fast before you starve nothing makes me want to eat pizza you know more than watching a nerd put his finger in his ear right now out what's the number it's easy 881 f-a-s-t hey that's spelled fast for a quick lunch dinner or an emergency late night snack where is that where's mine's bigger than yours also yes if you listen if you don't have a guy flipping pizza dough like this it's not real Pizza freshest ingredients like homemade look how happy he is he's so happy Toronto well that was uh good good ear snot on the pizza too Ally what Dolly I have syrup on my face I'll get syrup on your face thank you Daddy look how many we have you like another bite it's so yummy can we have oh yeah good for ourselves [Music] holy [ __ ] Sally a chipmunk Echo waffles are part of this complete breakfast they're so fluffy and golden you just can't let them go a part of this complete breakfast that was like a large Marge moment from peewee's Big Adventure [ __ ] that or Bilbo God I don't like it I don't want it it's never again will I have ego no they're fine if you like crafter 36 Days at Sea our Relentless Heroes work a day and night to get through as many trips are you kidding me I don't get it me watch so deadly I remember this one [Music] giant sea beasties with deadly venomous things what electric fire breathing creatures with razor blade claws [Music] I mean look at them be careful ladies one of these things might give you a might nasty Punch If you you want to hunt for something deadly then take a walk at these remarkable creatures they're all found in the most immense gorgeous and hidden places my first Monster Hunter you wanna know where Africa South America now these amazing hunting grounds could only be oh man I forgot about this music in life that hunters and Men their monster untouched I forgot how many times I've heard that music good [ __ ] game good commercial generally I mean you get some gameplay but you get a little little comedy probably more gameplay would have been nice but I liked it lemon all right is that Max mom from Always Sunny orange uh-huh skit I love you eating Skittles every time I eat Skittles oh this is a scornful commercial I miss dad cut the rainbow what the [ __ ] happy Mother's Day [Music] how do you like how does that get green lit I know that Skittles has gone through some weird [ __ ] phases and did weird commercials from time to time but yeah umbilical cord that the person can taste through no thanks no you're not no no not approved bad commercial stop Atari introduces The Woman of the Year Ms Pac-Man with a style of entertainment that Pac-Man never knew an endless supply of floating goodies oranges pretzels nice safe Pac-Man commercial and the green screen's so difficult to reach you may never see it again honey don't you know what Liza Minnelli alrighty a little animation there popped out of the TV chat I think you may never see it again yeah that counts that's three I guess less than I expected yeah we're not counting though we're not counting it's fine he so has your peanut butter well he's got your jelly time for a feeding um oh that's a little dark isn't it time for a feeding hmm yeah it's a little dark some weird [ __ ] dark commercials for stuff that's like not what you'd expect [Music] his toes somebody called the prime unit yeah somebody help out Dwayne get NFL 2K1 go online through Dreamcast and yo show the web address look for Crush Crew and stop these mullet wearing T-top drive and hairballs stop them shut up I remember those dudes were included like the football 3D dudes were included in the dreamcast's like extent um right extended Universe I guess yeah also listen I I get people enjoy football I could watch once in a while at like um you know some some Super Bowl party or something Super Bowl wow but um wait is a vole a type of animal hang on vol v-o-l-e yeah it is what is a Super Bowl it would be like like massive wouldn't it um but chat when I see people behaving like this or like footage of people like like breaking cars because their team lost it makes me like not want to watch the sport as much because I've been to bars where I was just trying to have like you know good nights with my friends and then it's like some sport is on and people are going mental and I'm just like Ugh but you know whatever if you like the sport that's fine um hey you know what I like poop you you YouTube poop generate generated generated YouTube poop right here today no you like another bite no hear me [Music] we can mute your VOD tonight [Music] some people got these remarkable creatures if you could describe yourself in five words or less foreign yeah there's gonna be a lot of Tomb Raider and this one isn't there together we've got masks we've got swords hello there and he just laughs this one's nonsense I thought I turned that off I was like 100 sure I turned that off wait what but he sure can't make some traffic oh there they are oh don't need it [Music] yeah that this one was really bad I'm good no no right now we're good all right let's keep going we got more we got plenty more in fact but I mean I'm not sure how long the segment's gonna go but let's just keep going [Music] [Applause] nope a Game Boy [Music] this is like oh 1992. for Father's Day have you had your fun today it's just amazing to think of how long the Game Boy was in circulation and still like you know getting games it's like the switch is that now we'll be playing crusty ass games on the switch for the next three years whoever made this compilation probably lived in Jersey one lives there now getting a lot of Jersey stuff specializing in steaks Hoagies salads wings and more Hoagies Plus fast delivery call now because you're down with njp thanks attention the new Atari cartridge game is in excuse me oh George again it comes with 27 games but that's just the starters you can get nine cartridges 187 games oh I'd like an Atari sorry only our demonstrators left no George mine the new video computer you got his own all right he bought it more fun Warner Communications he just wanted to play poker he loves it so much [Music] can he wastes oh my God they said that in a Nintendo commercial do a little dance to get better at Nintendo pick up super Pepsi best of all you could win one of thousands of Super Nintendo Entertainment Systems delivered via Federal Express [Music] kids and animals you could win Super Nintendo with Pepsi those were the days where you had to buy a soda to figure out how to beat your Mario Brothers level ah back in my day we had to drink gallons of it no it's all these Mountain Dew to get double XP well back in my day we had to get Pepsi to find out how to beat Mario wild level 12. we're not that this is on frogs balloon that's a balloon well it was Atari sorry in television or whatever this is [Music] yeah the 2600 never played that one played the original speaking of it wasn't Jack Black in one of these commercials like a very young Jack Black who said did I mention the Tar Pits a game designed by David crane from Activision no oh then there were oh older yeah this is when Sony decided to just [ __ ] with viewers I bet developers loved that cell processor that's what their brains felt like trying to develop for that monster of a [ __ ] game console thank you Genji 2 is an action game that takes place in actual Japanese history [Music] egg [Music] you know I believe the PlayStation 3 commercials were my most spiritual commercials you care to elaborate no the battle for the the battle for the championship the Pokemon League games continue next weekend on kids WV Pokemon solutions to Seventh Heaven problems what are you doing wait what Seventh Heaven brother is teasing the younger brother what should the littler boy do girls like a close shave so he should shave really close best quality uh VHS rip .com catch more 7th Heaven this Monday night on the WB wait did they have to promote 7th Heaven with Pokemon like that is so [ __ ] weird was it just not like getting enough viewers so they were like hey we'll just use Pokemon to promote this other unrelated show what oh God oh oh God nah [Music] foreign [Music] I have to find out what this is what's with all the scorn Marshals I don't know chat what are they advertising I'll be honest I don't know if this is an advertisement for a video game or it could be anything foreign [ __ ] that [Music] [Applause] his anti-drug commercial theater drama arts program in a college oh well that makes a lot more sense uh yeah well I mean now like I feel dumb obviously dude's drinking beer keeps drinking beer and then oh too much beer and then sad face and then as you know you know the crash and then um following that what is it yeah it's uh teletubativo foreign [Music] guess the game I corrupted it well Corruptions were sent to me yep you got it chat some of you got it got girls to wrestle on command Rumble roses remember these [ __ ] Corruptions down in the mud it's Rumble roses and it plays as good as it looks rated them for mature from Konami dumb [Music] challenges you to Secrets by Activision with the Atari 2600 behold sequest your submarine must help stranded I just can't help but laugh like they put so much production value into these commercials and then that's the gameplay it's just holy [ __ ] what a different time and then the TV the little TV [Music] Steve Cartwright does it again for Activision God Fox saving home brought to you by Sega only Sega Saturn has three 32-bit processors hey guys that's our flight we've got to go free processors no sorry we're busy playing Sega Saturn it's germa we're trying to land an airplane now only 249 for unlimited yeah that's right so if you get Sega Saturn remember all your problems get melted away including trying to learn how to [ __ ] land a plane um eat oh this [ __ ] cursed commercial soda classic two I know I've showed this in some capacity [Music] it's just so stupid and so good [Music] the music [Music] it's just unbelievable it's just it's just unbelievable [Music] lover you're like a snake [Music] yeah I guess you want one now don't you yep I've seen the metal gear version I have highly memorable and disturbing commercial both were fighting for Sega third-party game of the year Jean fraud Van Damme once again has returned to the Stream Soldiers of Fortune more action more Firepower more attitude and Sega third-party Game of the Year David carradones available on Sega Genesis and Super NES theme over nice overdub s like really beam over got a Genesis or a Game Gear or a Sega CD there are new Sonic games this is one of the genres of commercial I like to call stupid face commercials [Music] where it's early 90s and they show like a dumb kid who's just really dumb and Sega or Nintendo or whoever just insults them hey dummy your face is stupid you know what you need Sonic video game and they just look like the dumbest [ __ ] on the planet because that's like part of the apathy of the 90s you know it's cool to be stupid yep yep now this is the original Splatoon right [Music] genius marketing [Music] everyone 10 and up it really worked because we were all saying it and we still say it to this day I mean the Wii U didn't work in splatoon's favor I don't think people bought a Wii U for Splatoon but it's a lot of gameplay the game looks good and then you have a song that you'll remember forever [Music] oh God [Music] yeah I remember this too and like just this genre of these things [Music] right now Quiznos world famous Italian sub is only 2.99. it kind of looks good and I liked Quiznos but they destroyed all the Quiznos they're bankrupt right like they're gone there's probably like a couple but um I you know I kind of miss I remember they were pretty good [Music] yeah chat 299 are you kidding me like now if you want a comparable thing at like a Jersey Mike's or a Subway this is like seven bucks Canada still has them or I could just go to any Deli and get a sandwich which is fine oh yes let a smugly muck gaming history video games oh okay you know notice how I took that I took that personally I don't know why I did like what the [ __ ] is wrong with me I'm watching this commercial I'm like you take that back you don't make fun of pong it's just a bunch of gabagoulians my people making fun of pong for Sony's benefit weird [Music] I haven't seen this mascot in a long time then again I don't watch TV really so probably doesn't exist as much played the game [Music] Gone Forever details I mean it is just a red circle with sunglasses [Applause] [Music] well so I'm wondering like is it like copyright can't we just bring him back and just like you know can you copyright a shape wearing sunglasses [Music] no there's five spotty ask your parents if you specially marked bottles of seven up for details you know you can never be too careful accidents happen all the time you know I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance oh dear not again [Applause] I'm not going to be a victim twice I'm calling 100 victim too a free 15-minute call oh my God compensation for your injuries call 1-800 oh my God don't be a victim twice call 1-800 victim to hablamos Espanol uh it's New York I heard that the squirrel had a New York accent I knew it I was like yeah it's got to be somewhere around the boroughs but [ __ ] hell oh and like it's the microphone it's like all right we're going to call 1-800 it's like dude back away from the microphone stop eating it I know you're a squirrel but it's not a nut a battlefield of the future 2049 Jedi Arena becoming a Jedi master takes practice using your lightsaber trying to penetrate your opponent's defenses but watch out the whirling seeker can attack on its own looks like [ __ ] play the Jedi Arena home video game alone or Head to Head the challenge awaits you who are these Star Wars OCS to oppose you Darth Atari hey the Jedi interesting though because this is like 1982. I guess Return of the Jedi didn't even come out yet just really interesting to see the extended Star Wars Universe around the time the Star Wars movies were still the original ones were still being produced it's like how different things looked at that time here's a commercial I don't remember but I have definitely seen [Music] I've seen Beggars Canyon oh it's Blade Runner and Imperial sewers I've seen dead ends an infinite space I've seen 360 degrees tomorrow and for once tell about it because I've got the ultimate fighting [Music] machine I mean maybe it's a Blade Runner reference the I've seen isn't 100 Blade Runner but um it's like the speech at the end of the movie but that's a weird combo if so regardless I know I've seen that because I was so hyped for this game I've seen and you know what I was young so it kind of delivered for me and it was still real early on the n64. I seen Beggars Canyon I liked it seeing things isn't unique to Blade Runner all right well [ __ ] you only a little though [Music] yeah here's another genre of commercial Family theme song like a TV show from this era [Music] it's a lot of that kind of stuff like you know like jingles upbeat Family theme song [Music] oh it's so good it's not even saying the words [Music] hey I'm little John don't mail it in [Applause] [Music] that one was awesome um yeah it's a Superman theme from the um the original movies where is this where's Churchill Downs Vinnie go back to the shoes so Kentucky okay oh those are some those are some boots holy [ __ ] whoa but look look when they're flying his words like do not match his mouth movement good enough keep it keep it it's fine bring it in and get your cash today all right Chad here's another poop [Music] activation case Little John has a ton of commercials just as bad as that good [Music] I love refrigerators wait a minute do we have a Content that wait wait wait wait hang on a minute chat we may have content that was not shown yet I don't see the refrigerator guy in any of these commercials did I miss the refrigerator commercial huh where was that one it's a classic meme oh never mind [Music] do I look like I know what a meme is rewind nope and nope nope nope gonna happen thank you excuse me speak foreign [Music] [Music] I love you DK [Music] unlike breakout you'll love super Breakout [Music] it should have just ended with Koopas huh all right um we have time for some more chat we have time for some more I don't think we're gonna finish the segment entirely but let me see how far are we so we got the little John's commercial all right let's keep going let's let's go a little bit more I will of course add any commercials I missed to the next time I do this there just seems to be infinite commercials dude [Music] Mario pinball scoreboard those Mario beatboxing that whole time chat it's Jeff to be to play the new super R type for Super NES this fast whoa super archetype from my room for Super NES see how good you really are [Music] super archetype for Nintendo is hot but you can't always stick around the house chat you see the background of this commercial is that this background by chance do they film it in the same place [Music] how fast you have to be to play the new super archetype for Super NES this fast foreign I actually don't think I've ever seen this commercial settle the score by creating your own me fighter and taking on Nintendo's greatest characters in Super Smash Brothers settle it in Smash with Super Smash Brothers now Chad I gotta say Nintendo 3DS rated everyone 10 and up that was like when the demo for the 3DS version launched that was very very cool and I remember getting I think the full game came out like I was so [ __ ] excited for it and so I was like yeah of course I'm gonna get the 3DS version it was so so [ __ ] exciting and then I remember Comic-Con it came out a run then so I was playing it like on the ferry to New York City and I like there were moments where I would sneak away from the convention and relax a little bit and play uh play Smash 3DS foreign [Applause] no all right [Applause] who left it on again didn't you [Applause] and then there's Tekken three okay well it's K it's a game it's a game your fish is dead save him Dr Mario it's twice as insane only for Super NES oh cool what is this Earthly Horrors beyond our comprehension hmm Vinnie go back he has a bong wait who had a bong in in the Tekken commercial or or in this one I believe you chat member I believe you foreign oh [ __ ] Lara Croft drives that oh okay Vinnie the Tekken 3 commercial all right sorry game commercial implied someone came out of the TV does it count yeah it counts but we're not counting so it doesn't matter [Music] stream of California this Sims 2 commercial has a text file there are two commercials one is for the base game the others for the University expansion pack the other is an ad for the herbs Sim in the city okay [Music] Oh weird all these small people I don't know it's something kind of uncomfortable about this foreign [Music] you know go at it what are your plans for college Sims new universe probably not to hold dominion over three inch tall person [Music] the herbs [Applause] is this dmca yeah it probably is I mean there's really not much you can do about it this is one of those things Chad it's Black Eyed Peas I didn't even know that but um here's the deal you just kind of have to accept it as long as it doesn't get blocked I don't mind if it doesn't get monetized it's fine I just don't want it to get blocked and there therefore people cannot watch it and then I have you know Annoying YouTube notifications did you know you play did you know there was a black eyed pea song in your video hello this is American Yokai nanka Yokai Yokai [Music] American Yokai [ __ ] house to buy wait what what is that what did I just watch yeah Yokai Watch um what was it [ __ ] house to bite no shin hatsubai oh different thing entirely on sale now it means [Music] not as impactful without the sound effects is it I swear I've seen more Lara Croft tonight than I have in the rest of my history as a gamer and when I say gamer I like kind of almost taste a little bile but I'm gonna say it anyway [Music] how does Lara Croft live with the back pain what the back pain of carrying the PlayStation on her back you know in those early days foreign [Music] I'm just bored I'm just bored by these commercials I'll be honest some of them are fine and like they're like doing some funny stuff with them but a lot of it's just like cut scenes and that's that's okay I guess but like I saw my eyes start to glaze over and my brain stops processing individual events and it just turns into a mush of like legs guns and two and tombs and dogs it's weird anyway Tomb Raider was on the end gauge but did you know that Tom and Jerry was on this [Music] those are some crusty Tom and Jerry 3D models [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you I don't even know what that is but those were horrendous I'm so sorry Tom and Jerry you didn't deserve this Starlight TVC is apparently the name of this thing I don't know one woman oh boy oh God [Music] all right next you know oh [ __ ] oh no so much uh next buried in a fallen civilization the power of the underworld no long buried in a fallen civilization oh God this is dmca high alert foreign [Music] ER X adrenaline life it's an energy drink Lara please [Music] oh no yeah this is Tomb Raider overload like if you're out there like making commercial packs definitely space them out wait foreign magazine they were advertising magazines with Lara Croft of course yes of course no it's vital yeah she had to do that to get through the lasers pumps the [ __ ] I'll go on Lara catch me who is this Lonesome creature I hate him that was like Carrot Top Jagger and he was like oh yeah Laura touch me yeah that's nice beautiful woman what is this [ __ ] thing uh Taco Bell game win instantly or match pictures on game piece triangles and when and now oh [ __ ] triangles impossible to match triangles Chad I want to go back in time like 25 years and get Taco Bell item and then get the same item current year and just see what it's like I want to see how different the formula has changed and like if it's better or worse in my memory or in the past I don't know I want to find out oh no this is a Visa commercial chat I'll spoil it it's a Tomb Raider Visa commercial and it's like two minutes long and there's action scenes and there's flips and there's badassery I promise it's cool okay next [Music] [Music] you're never gonna guess what game this is oh chat got it lots of chat members got it [Music] [ __ ] toomba return [Music] I'm Jammer Lamy [Music] I like pigeons foreign [Music] [Music] I might have showed this one I don't remember 100 but this was some weird [ __ ] game where you wrote a unicycle uh I remember seeing this at Blockbuster and I was like no I'm good I'm not really into unicycles [Music] yeah no no they're not riding the unicycle I'm sorry the unicycle is riding itself [Music] why how did you find the two-player action I wonder how this actor felt having to do this I was a Shakespearean trained theater actor and I have to work with these clowns next week doing triple flips without tossing your Guppies goodbye where has my career gone I mean I was in Juilliard I was in I was in Harvard I was in the Royal Shakespeare Cavalier troop I'm working opposite these delinquents that's all right he's dead now chat [Music] um [Applause] [Music] yeah I kind of like that like that's like the second song someone would ever write but yet there's something something really pure about the Simplicity of it like I kind of like it okay [Music] I don't know I kind of like it chat it kind of reminds me of this I got one more poop for you tonight chat and the next segment I'll wrap in all the other ones I didn't do tonight one more final poop It's gotta deliver it's gonna be a lot of Tomb Raider [Music] you're ready I'm on Nintendo 3DS [Music] another chance to play foreign [Music] by creating your own me fighter honestly this YouTube poop is almost no different than some of the Tomb Raider stuff hang on I like that was there was a good one [Music] Perfect YouTube poop moments that this thing has ever generated one more time oh boy oh boy [Music] we generate so many of these just for like two seconds of content farming [Music] did anyone recognize that scene yep yep sometimes I throw the whole REM Lazar movie Into The YouTube poop generator [Music] [Music] there he is just a moment of inverted REM [Music] you know listen the YouTube poop stuff you know as well as I know as well as you know as well as I know that most of it is [ __ ] but I kind of can't stop doing it now because I feel like sometimes when it hits like the oil drum moment like you know listen we wouldn't have [ __ ] in an oil drum if it wasn't for that hey Pops does this thing work so I gotta at least do it I don't need to do it as much but as long as we do like say If the ratio is like it is tonight I have no problem with it but more than that and uh and it's not really that great but I hope you enjoyed uh this classic game commercials plus other still the best one had to be the SpongeBob one where he screams sperm oh yeah there is that isn't there yeah well chat that's about it I'm done um I'm tired now stream's over and I hope you enjoyed the commercial thing uh I don't know why this has become one of my most popular things that I do but I have learned to enjoy it and I hope you do too so we got to experience some Nostalgia and some weird stuff and some weird faces and a dog with a gun to its head and oh God [ __ ] yeah there's a couple that I'm gonna have to add to a folder um but I will say overall if it's anything we've learned from this commercial showcase it's that a lot of people that approve these commercials were on drugs good night chat I'll see you during the week we'll finish up Mario Rabbids I'll play a little Pokemon I'll probably um I don't know what else I'll stream No More Jesus Christ game maybe Goat Sim I haven't thought of maybe maybe I'll resume it maybe I don't care I don't know but um we'll probably play Bayonetta three and you know might do some more of that Callisto game and uh soon Crisis Core comes out as well so Vinnie any retro games coming up I will tell you this no not yet and the reason I say not yet is because I have a lot of stuff I want to get to though I do have several retro games in mind for the near future so I will definitely let you know what those are when the time comes if you have an idea for a Sunday stream showcase vinesauce.email is how you can get in touch go there and then fill out the contact form thank you everybody that helps keep Sunday stream alive thank you for the continued support I appreciate you very much the amount of people that have been here tonight consistently over 10K blows my [ __ ] mind and I I'm extremely grateful chat thank you for that thank you for being here I'm glad we can all share some nonsense and Jesus together um so yeah and thanks mods for keeping things moving I appreciate it and uh check out some of my other streamer friends if you get a chance chat you might enjoy them because germa has been very supportive of me same for Ross same for pretty much all the people I stream with from time to time and I hope you check out their stuff too good night [Music] [Music]

Channel: Vinesauce: The Full Sauce

Views: 144,516

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Classic Game Commercials, 90s, Nintendo, Sega, TV, wacky, nineties, YTP, YouTube Poop

Id: J6-1d90ie4Y

Length: 132min 59sec (7979 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 05 2022