[Vinesauce] Joel - Doom Mapping Contest II ( Part 1 )

and here we go that's right the doom contest - electric electric boogaloo and you know I could have called this doom contest 2018 but essentially this is 2017 as well basically uh Tom got a little screwy and instead of just calling it a specific year I figured we could just do a sort of follow-up in the vein of doom - but you waited long enough this has been a while and these streams will be more sporadic this year last year they were a little in far in-between now I'm going to do them every Monday or Tuesday at least try to do that but yeah everybody welcome to the new mapping contest two streams we have around 300 watts this time so it's gonna be a little longer this time I haven't played any of these and I want to give a huge shout out to all the mods for helping with this especially Jami for setting up the site but you know amp their weirdness used to name a few all you guys couldn't all have made this possible you know with without your help so yeah but first off welcome welcome now we have a lot to go through and on Emidio genealogies and I see some emails being sent to me now is it too late to submit it now yes it is fortunately too late but even more of an incentive to work on it now or work an idea out at least I guess but again these these wads that were submitted to this contest were done when I announced it so you know there's a lot of a speed map thing going on like last year I think the deadline was actually longer this time to make them but you know regardless have I said welcome enough well get the [ __ ] out how about that is dead well without further ado everybody let's let's get cracking let's get Duman and again we have a lot to go through again it's not gonna specifically be 300 watts 300 watts is submitted and some of that stuff is emitted you know for different reasons but for now it's gonna be all this the approved ones so but you're real excited already you're sitting there going come on don't you know and I get it I am - I am - trust me anyway yeah let me just get on screen for you and I bet you're real curious - I bet you're real curious - which is the first one off tonight we're just gonna kick off 2018 well it's gonna be none other thank god damn god damn it all right then I specifically tell people to not do this they all my kicks it off with no arch Val's here god damn you all right well kind of warranted myself I guess but let me just do this real quick set it up and we are almost ready to go here let me just fix the volume too and we are just seconds away from playing this so here we go here it is no arch Falls here by Delma it starts off cute too let me turn it down a little by the way you might have noticed that these strings is gonna be in 60th this where yes the last one was in 30 odd I didn't intend on doing so it was more for the fact that I I have been streaming a 60fps when I've been doing tech and stuff like that I kind of like 60fps - it's it's it's it's neat but I mean this is it this is all right this is like terrible and it's like that we are you seeing the newest version of DZ do for this actually not the completely me was one I forgot which one I announced for the competition but I am basing it on this and if there's any problems with that I have a bunch of other ones just in case but yeah excuse me excuse me well this this is alright I mean so far it's it's a little bit of a classic do map cut the arch falls on its own but I smell it I smell it hmm okay range from shotgun guy in pinky hell night what if it's a bluff by the way quick thing by the way I think streaming is 60fps actually lowers the bitrate a little bit oh so you want me to go over there huh a little bit of mace here huh ah clever okay ah but anyway as streaming e6 it doesn't make the stream look like [ __ ] because we might switch back to 30 if if it's better you know not that it's kind of matter too much but just want to make sure essentially I'm gonna save the game here well quit by the way we're gonna set it up so Dale my house no it's it looks good it looks fine all right this is me be finicky Dale MA all right there we go yellow key huh something get this done this is a pretty competent map to its but what was that about I didn't know the [ __ ] game could cost like that will be huh oh wait a minute wait a goddamn minute 200 I see the arrow coming from that okay I see I gotcha it's pretty clever I mean it's not like super or super into it ever run it like that but you know it's it's it's good it's it's neat well the question is well will day it'll [ __ ] us with well I'll take I'll take this I'll take this over a hundred miles all right don't worry about it don't worry about it I'm gonna truck through this a little bit of key in here some revenants no no no no now I get stuck in a corner here it's gonna be [ __ ] up - huh all right just a little bit of a [ __ ] on this map it's gonna get both oh my god damn it you probably set up my name - so these streets will have you know bark shelter in them here we go got the mi typecast should also start doing quicksaves which is allowed by the way if you're new to these streams uh these are on on on a judge basis where I I you know I play and I judge these wads that are submitted to this contest but you know it would be a little too brutal it really depends what kind of map it is okay do this one more time it's a dumb question that I think is actually answered like a few hundred streams ago but you run faster you press a and W at the same time like there's a little bit of a leeway like this slightly more speed to you to do the best movement right probably get to get away with this super quick okay so I don't know how to get down there but I'm guessing some sort of switching you to press yeah after our parents look placed at tested this one with God mode so god damn you maybe I shouldn't equip these super shotgun forces are in slow encounter with these imps Oh goddammit alright no no god yeah it's got a quick save oh my god [ __ ] out of here of it honestly though honest like we haven't seen one revenant already and I'm I'm kind of relieved but then again it's all up to uh what Dale has to do ever here at the end you listen listen I'm gonna do this again let me switch houses do the regular talking for this I don't know if that's actually better a little faster yes but honestly bit oh my god really I should have I should have taken my time with this and take it or not individually I'm getting slaughtered here [Applause] after a great great start here oh god I gotta save off them is a little difficult to I wasn't that difficult but Jesus they can cause some infighting at least I can distract the enemies from attacking me you know what I could do I could start clearing the path already on the mountain here or a little cliff [Music] yay attack each other don't [ __ ] with me no now revenant no no no you [ __ ] with each other right yeah that's a good boy what the hell would I ever use a shock in it it's the long range I'll tell you why because it's doom oh god damn it check your [ __ ] surroundings you idiot okay I'm taking some some heavy hits in this level but I I shouldn't even be taking you know off to a fantastic start I'll tell you that continued don't don't worry about this I got this in the bag man [ __ ] a record phone all right now I taking out the most dangerous [ __ ] so far not just a revenant and the madman cubis thanks hacker demon I walked into that I saw it and I ate it they ate it for dinner man I like this map so far even though my own inexcusably shitty gameplay here is kind of like prohibiting me from showcasing it in a good time frame they're gonna well I had to stretch my fingers for that going from W to f6 real quick right all right listen no no more deaths no more deaths we've got enough on this level it's in except it's inexcusable the real do we already have a win oh yeah definitely having a bad map at all there we go just play some up with the chingon here and here and now I'm out of ammo because I I used everything okay these shocker the oh my go on this map is kicking my [ __ ] ass taking my [ __ ] ass man absolutely butchering Janna and I don't know why it shouldn't be this morning a fetus let's check your screen don't ass [ __ ] all right it's a revenant I mean when it comes down to the Imps we're fine you know I can deal with that just just fine all right now just take them down with the chain gun no more no more here we go Maps not bad you're just [ __ ] what about my [ __ ] there we go all right there we go hmm all right we can clear this out now you know what [ __ ] it let's let's switch out to the regular shotgun and do this all right there we go all right let's rush this now hey dudes not really right anyway there we go that took a while jeez all right now over the red key card and we can probably make some progress here but yeah so far this is a pretty solid ah [ __ ] off I do it oh god damn you god damn you now why the hell would I fist a [ __ ] arch ball in the ass I don't know but my hatred for this thing okay one mo what else do I have well super shotgun this is bad this a bit I don't have any other shotgun please oh thank [ __ ] going well there Dale ha the chances of winning oh no have you done oh there's nothing down here there's nothing oh I'm mutated right is there anything else in yet probably I can't we fight backtrack a little bit yeah that's what I figured out [ __ ] I'm just gonna have to rush this huh you know here's what we're gonna do I'm gonna do something ridiculous [Music] few few maps that I play I have to actually resort using my fist set but this is one of them that's nothing really to do with the the the sign of this level either it's your kind of my it's my fault for wasting so much ammo on like shooting in long-range if I didn't do that then probably would have been fine but anyway now that pretty here [ __ ] you oh you [ __ ] I take it back you kind of nice you thought I thought I thought you liked deny me on that med kit I said no bye-bye [ __ ] oh my god alright but I still don't get the [ __ ] key card oh okay well Oh bummer so close to uh I gotta backtrack the entire level okay well at least we have the BFG with us now but oh Jesus Christ you know yeah hey excellent opportunity excellent excellent opportunity to use a little bit of this is what I'm talking about or Enders idea of always me oh but what about interesting Dana's been huh no please police I love them more more no no please steal more of them kanae-san load this instead is there any way back is there any [ __ ] way back there's no way back well now this is blessed to do with me I guess but wish I wish that I didn't have to backtrack this but all right I probably needed this BFG feel like a big finding island with the cyber deities oh [ __ ] I wish I got that key course I could just finish this well there's been like two Archibald's so far so I don't really have that much to complain about Oh God all right okay the carnage my house the sound of the stream by the way it's the sound good oh yes okay here we go should I should I and it's right there okay now please let me I thought for a moment there it skipped out on me okay good good we're fine now okay good good God good lord Wow there we go are you bastard [Music] listen I'll take a hundred cyberdemons over arch balls anything with arch falls 100 points off okay I set the end of the level I never go not bad I'd say I took some really heavy shots there for a moment but well they liked it I liked it I wasn't it too terrible a little bit of a remix of the classic doom formula here and I'd like that it doesn't need to be any sort of like mix ups or anything like that it can you do a solid doom level and I thoroughly enjoyed that it was solid and I I appreciated you not going too overboard but the only the only bad name the only bad thing about this is the the waterfall teleport or the little behind the thing was too close to the medkits so I I almost slipped twice into that thing so but generally that that was pretty good I I liked it not bad at all as I said but all right cool well everybody let's move on to Babylonian nightmare by blue hedgehog let's see what this one is all about alright mmm okay ooh Castle huh mm-hmm kind of spooky huh okay I like the atmosphere so far got one shot okay good good intro of this level all here here they come yeah that's cool I like that I like that touch I'm like get a little bit of serenity before [ __ ] [ __ ] ball all breaks loose you know like to the son of the castle to usually cast a lot of more marble mansion yeah this is this isn't too shabby oh my gosh shouldn't I should probably clear out all the innings or for progress here because otherwise we're gonna have another one of those encounters where there's a hundred enemies on screen Dundee likewise there's so many enemies on screen oh that's right because you didn't kill them I wouldn't meet increase the volume there can't hear the vault sound of this can you guys hear this I I'm not hearing anything or this a little bit of sound occasionally hmm oh there it is okay ah there it is okay it's back I think it's due to me gzdoom gzdoom when I all tap out of it you can't really hear it anyway we get this mis'able invincibility invisibility so sorry well I know what the point of it that was I couldn't really sneak by him anyway but maybe maybe maybe I've underestimated or uh let's see what I can do with this of course hey I see I see what you're doing I like that I like that a little bit of a sneak edge into this level huh whoa [ __ ] you're gonna we're gonna figure this out a little peaceful there right we're gonna cause them to fight instead of me come on I'm gonna waste a bullet on these dudes cool bye oh this level is pretty good it's got fantastic pacing so far I love it yeah I don't know man but I really like the idea that like you know you get can do it the way you want it you know and yellow spook too huh this level this level is pretty swell I like it all right on the back tracking works too so this is this is this is pretty spicy I like this definitely uh definitely a fun level so far alright let's see here so we gotta go in here man read only Boone's spin the wheel no no can i I can't chase this this rocket around it's Mario Kart I'm not get lapping him hey bye but it's a song by the way not doomed to put custom midis that's how you win oh I know it where is it gonna go let me guess let me guess one of these is gonna be something behind it this is an original doom to MIDI no it's not it is doomed what I do not remember this at all map 20 it doesn't sound like Bobby Prince really now being real stupid little bit oh I think I know why cuz I played way less doomed - then I played doom one I actually didn't like doom 2 that much I know that's like a hot stanky opinion and all that but the level design of doom to offset a hundred times in the doom 2016 competition but there's something about the doom 2 level style that just it hurts me like it's it's a bunch of [ __ ] and I mean it's bad or nothing but it's just like a it's a mishmash of like [ __ ] everything and like what I liked about Doom one's level the Sun it's like it felt like an actual place I mean that was overtaken by hell doom 2 is just about you like [ __ ] stinky garbage like III don't like those levels on some other marque I like dead simple for example I think that's pretty fun but yeah this is something about the pacing on the levels that I don't I'm not a big fan of but like the city levels I hated it didn't feel like City so oh my god they felt more like a child's lego city there was no rhyme or reason to anything and I know this is like bad opinions I know I know but like I don't know man III so much more prefer to do one level to it anyway now we've gone down to the the basement here we got a good get out of your - oh [ __ ] I really like that that thing about this level you progress you backtrack it surprises you just a little bit alright let me see if I can get through here again it's not if there's no point in using ammo and you can get cunny just get through it anyway do it I knew what time it was a [ __ ] Mac you buy something god damn it dude god dammit sonic god what about [ __ ] how long has it been how long has it been until this happened Jesus Christ man [ __ ] this this calls for heavy heavy duty shift but watch out for the lost souls here because they they might just pop in my face what if I can take can I take cover behind other enemies that isn't that stupid this thing out ever up I've said can I take carbine enemys no Jesus okay BAE not blasphemy did the [ __ ] it I don't have time for this sometimes I I kind of forget how good the plasma rifle amuses like at times I would argue that the plasma rifle is is indefinitely better than than the B of T because the BFGS has a charge shop and it takes so much ammo and sometimes it's not like kill on it's not a guaranteed kill anyway and it's better she kind of butter them up eventually with the plasma rifle here but yeah that's just kind of how I play these games all right so we got to do a little bit backtracking here but you know I was I was I was laughing to myself because I was reading up on the TV Tropes page on vine sauce I gave them a shout-out on Twitter if you don't know TV Tropes is like a they take movies and series and stuff like that and they add like funny tropes next to it and I was reading the vine sauce thing apparently the blood room had had established itself as a sort of bad name for a level data but that's that that's me anyway but I'm saying like it's written down now that anything that's a blood room is just needless backtracking and and confusion Amanda Amanda doing this without hierarchies and not not strafing all right I I didn't even know what that like that site was all about by the way I you know so it was so funny going on that page it's like there's like so much archive stuff for for vines hills and all that but that was the level that was pretty good I I liked it it's short sweet and it had these little surprises at you like I got a little spooked there when the arch fall popped up but not bad not bad man I I thought that was pretty solid I like that hey any idea how many maps there is never from the TV Tropes page the blog room a particularly infamous location in one of the minute many marathon levels where the player has to backtrack to what when the player hits a switch in order to access new locations this hasn't been done many many times with switches at the posting ends of the map the result of this experience became Joel using the term blog groom to describe new maps that are unnecessarily tedious yeah whoever wrote that that's that's perfect cuz that my life is just a big giant blood room but yeah Babylonian nightmare I was pretty pretty sweet anyway let's move on to the Crypt by Ronnie James diner okay alright here it is the Crypt necropolis yes this is this is the crypt by Ronnie James diner so let's check that one out let me turn this up what am i listening to God let's say first Ronnie James diner there we go isn't this like musical TNT only two kinds of people enter the Crypt the quick and the dead who atmosphere okay all right let's and die that crypt oh hell yeah what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] cause all the saves - okay sweet then let's let's [ __ ] go man oh Jesus what this [ __ ] is this level what is this holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this a sense of urgency like I've never felt before on a doom game damn [ __ ] [ __ ] go man oh Jesus that crypt this is pretty cool actually Holly shoots for the [ __ ] windows - oh [ __ ] mace mace mace mace or call man go go go go go go go go go okay yeah yeah we're good we're good and then open up something all right she is like right beside in hell oh [ __ ] - it's got a lead here probably yeah ah [ __ ] good Doom the Dark Descent pretty scary without a it actually auto-saves for me so I set up this at the sound of a [ __ ] art - could we please stop I got [ __ ] combo'd in the air too off all right oh [ __ ] that oh I see what this is there's a time I gotta tease avoid them it's a it's a pacifist ik ward where you're uh you're not meant to attack them oh jesus [ __ ] off oh it's gonna suck ass basically avoid oh god oh god three other map so far as featured Archibald's is amazing oh this is scariest thing I've ever played oh you gotta be you gotta be like a belt like you got to be so good at dodging these art files for how about this how about this for one just just one just one just just one Archibald please this isn't okay that this might be a little too hard I like the idea but this is this is [ __ ] in like no no no no no no no it's it's too difficult like one would have been fine but having this many and quick saving and like a bunch of times like this like it's good but [ __ ] well I have to quick save over each turn here okay here we go and now he's cut up [ __ ] outta here okay good good no no what's happening okay finally got the shot shotgun [ __ ] the better not get my shotgun he stole my shotgun holy [ __ ] he takes your shotgun this guy and the atmosphere and the state level is fantastic but holy [ __ ] go this way the go this way I don't know I left right dead end dead end there that go go go that go max come down okay save saved it okay crouch oh god what a level ah this is tense as [ __ ] I mean this is this is fantastic I mean it's stripping away a a fundamental thing in Doom and making it into a survival thing it's like I've never really seen this done I mean I've played some some of these but like actually the that's the whole point of the level to kind of escape which is just this is this is this is pretty goddamn good I I like it a lot alright well I I have made a mistake come on can't escape can't escape can't escape can't escape honeymoons spin the wheel okay so I mean that god I got to stand here like wait oh my god and know I'm here I think what I got to do is like lure him out and once these past there I can start running you know that's not what we do all Jesus Shh oh there's another one oh that's what it is okay question mmm scary map - okay and now wait - little bit moans oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that I'm fine I'm fine I'm not fine Oh God prayed this works okay I'm fine just just [ __ ] run on this level man it's not worth it just just go man go and never look back how the [ __ ] can I make it can I make it Oh neat oh [Music] that's two of them okay I guess the only way of surviving this now is to have these guys to fight each other I guess but it's all Jesus how the [ __ ] am I not aligned this right but there's not monster ain't fighting it for the wait a minute okay no no no we're fine we're fine yeah if they're the same kind they won't fight each other so there's another one I mean all right dude but jesus christ almighty oh I felt that in my soul man come on this isn't a hard [ __ ] mapa all right another [ __ ] is the last one up there not there up there this [ __ ] it's so brutal weren't Rison's I keep losing track us I'm like I'm getting dizzy spinning around just desperately trying to find for anything to do you know Jesus alright last one [ __ ] off [ __ ] Savage okay don't [ __ ] this right this oh I don't tell if it's like too hard but it's like it's so [ __ ] like its soul caught a dog dude okay I can't even save because my hands on W at the moment I mean good God you took you took you took the clan shape up to max all the Krypton congratulations you managed to escape the Crypt alive your name will forever be carved into the stone of the quick and not the dead as you bask in the warm light of the Sun you cannot help but think to yourselves why is the [ __ ] did I go in there I like it the Crypt crypt so far is the best one so far it's just it's just the fact that it's tricked away the weapons and it also like took away the shotgun which is like real it took me off-guard like wow did I miss it or didn't actually get it no but the Crypt pretty pretty good pretty good well that was that was pretty damn good Rona James diver diner sorry my bad solid solid man and I need to go a BRB for like a minute so I'll be right back sit tight and we have around 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 what's left to go through tonight so you know get some popcorn or soda or whatever but yeah man and I brought back sit tight and the more doom coming right up alright we're back so let's continue with the the doom stuff all right now something next one we're gonna play it's gonna be let's see here how about we check out the factory by da Bombay alright let's check it out right all right so he's just indeed jumping and crashing is required okay gotcha oh well hello there's the doom engine how are you doing I'm doing fine today let me just turn this up a little bit for you all right let's go man let's see what you got mmm slopes this is a surf map Wow all right here we go I'm fine it might very well be a surf me up I don't know okay the factory unfortunately the factory has no music which is a little disappointing I quote AVG and he's put on some Slayer and there your said really this no music in this one let me let me redo this one because there's no way it doesn't that music really one more tried this no no music on this one Wes is appointing I'm not gonna deduct any points from it but just like why you know putting slider from that's the worst slider ever maybe maybe the tenant will still sue me for that caught it I be strike detected [Music] hmm apparently they're supposed to be music you really tragic and audio settings it might be disabled all right sound no man that's it [ __ ] no no I'm sorry not music with this one is that I'm not gonna deduct any points from it but yeah this this this map has a lot of it's got a lot of slopes and light lighting on it so change your MIDI do what device well that's nothing to do with it I mean sure but okay I guess fluid soup I guess oh yes there is music it's just a hidden beneath Microsoft's wave synth thing I've never had that happen now everything sounds like a game maker MIDI I like it spicy okay so this level of those places mmm the security system huh all right I'll let me guess one of the one of these is the right one we got to figure out which one of this oh it's from Duke Nukem really oh what a mess my name is noticed by the way I'm controlling it a little bit with the mouse and I can't have that wait there we go oh no that's not not look spring wait a minute [ __ ] which one is the UH [Music] mouse movement this is that it yeah piece of cake you know what I find is this alright well I guess we are controlling a little bit with the mouse Oh neat oh okay I have lost control of my life apparently how we always may look why would i mass look I mean I mean I guess I could but alright if you guys want that but then I then I do this and that's not really what we want but I mean can I do one more thing you know next weapon huh whatever into forward backward speed arts I've been [ __ ] around too much for this level so far and I haven't been like you know there we go all right good what the [ __ ] am i doing so I can't go there yet huh no there's definitely something there I got to do I don't like these kind of puzzles all right there we go system cannot be overriding all right hmm my name is dick coo coo of commuter kickers and chew bubblegum somebody to page on st. John to say Duke Nukem voice as big the cat I could have done that I can't told I could have told John on email hey you remember when you did big the cat remember that yeah I have a have I have a request for you and I'm all out of heirs could it be here oh hello boys I'm back that's right you can Crouch here why thank you thank you now I know oh that's sweet modulation I didn't remember Dupin opium sounded like this [Music] spooky it's like cyber Dracula [Music] I like it oh I see Thomas tons of people doing this thing where they they take this texture or this the floor texture and they they they're wrapping around like this I kind of like it actually it's a little clever your special abilities poison ah [Music] you how the [ __ ] they would end up with this how the [ __ ] did we end up with levels that have you know the first one had arch was yes but that was a given right [ __ ] it it's arch falls every time it's just the whole competition at this point christ almighty oh my god all right four four four Diana Tom arch-vile how the [ __ ] does the arch-vile have so much HP anyway so just like a it's a big skinny skeleton doing you know it's not it looks like a giant walking foreskin like it what what why see I'll look at that well you know what this this map is traditionally doomed but it showcases some pretty interesting engine features which I I like you you know remixing a little bit of the old with the new technology he's a wizard he's a [ __ ] wizard isn't he Mero Metal Gear okay okay there's something to do here I thought I was okay well whatever Oh camera okay well if there's nothing here how do I climb up again I guess I gotta jump up huh okay it's half life style okay meet see platform I really never worked in in like the DC port doom and Z them versed it's like i jumping in functionable yes but it's not really made for it so it never feels like quite right when you're doing it but okay well now now we have this car we can finally go back and do the identity thing right [Music] and this one I believe or so I thought so I thought the identification thing that I needed [Music] security system huh oh I assumed the yellow key card thing did that but okay I got a backtrack then maybe I gotta go down here on wait a minute thought guys it's time to play glitch or feature yeah [Applause] you need to know clip Maps bug the author says cost you flip the switch before getting the card oh thank you thank God I got noted that at least it's a feature okay I'm not gonna deduct any points from that but glad glad I know at least alright but that that's that's a little chippy but alright well it doesn't pretend that that that bottom worked look at this I'm like how scary the lining in it in this room is huh [Music] it's there's an exit there and I've got to get over here and oh now you're talking to attalia man like like I'd like to be if t sure but like the plasma rifle it might be the best gun in dude like it's just so [ __ ] good and it's weird cuz that when I started playing dude like she's I don't know five a nice nice crack door like that I thought the plasma gun was less like BAM but now like Jesus Christ how much later that I can play Doom at least competently I'm realizing that the plasma rifle is just it's it's it's the best man now anytime grant you a ghost boner peekaboo Oh God my pants now my boner now don't look please your bro let me let me come fast [Music] I'm sorry I like to delete this dream now [Music] [Music] no no love it dad stop looking it's a computer virus now now I know it's it's a virus stop it what were those things doing it these revenants are getting a little frisky on this level man [Music] what a mess hello there invisible tackle demon what anybody up to dead yet okay hmm [Music] neat all right so now can I know it's a little bit more or less like a no no no no boys with the dog doors is there more like skeletons wanking at the computer desk in this level okay yes yes there is I'm not even sure that's what the crater intended which is daya bomb by the way it just so happens I suppose okay we'll have to gone there I'm not gone here yet I have actually the only thing is left here excuse me excuse me die anytime now you've lived too long [Music] they are enough hella more like Baron of snaily alright well got him I need something else on this level apparently you can't get in here apparently all right what about this one Sena I said I'm arch fall behind a [ __ ] computer it [ __ ] is I wonder what stream he's watching how to piss off Joel comm swear to God and that there go neat to hmm all right right over here now women I'm stupid NASA on the upper floors and it yeah good good job idiot yeah we're all there a little what sorry everything just kind of looks Brown all right yeah come on little tents here alright everybody having a lamb party what's going on here Olcott damn you hello little too tight for me now no no no yeah fight shot why don't I do it what's in here hello it's a computer room huh hmm and here we go ah that opens that up to more evidence I can deal with it I'm a big boy this this level might have a little bit of an influence from doom 64 by the way that the lightning here is it's got a touch a little sprinkle on all the new 64 highly nice custom the skybox here like that you know I could switch other to plasma right here I have like around 600 apartment come on live too long diet Aikido you guys but are you boys down I like that well there we go the office thanks for shitty and thanks for my shitty map Joel well I don't I didn't make it I make your shitty map you did you're responsible alright - you should have put him playing there you don't credit be up I'm good yeah Bob I'm good but I did enjoy the skeletal boner that's behind the computer screen I like that but it was pretty good that was pretty good I liked it I liked it but there's only one problem though the the level in game was called the office what I played was labeled the factory so mmm-hmm I don't know but regardless I I did enjoy I sounded a little pessimistic there but really I dug it I dug it man do you ever wonder do you ever wonder do you ever wonder do you do you ever wonder me - and we're moving on we're gonna play Jurassic Joel Jurassic joel is from dead from heaven let's check it out - oh my god [Music] well we wow wow wow wow wow Jurassic Jola let's look at that one oh my god I'm gonna be shooting dinosaurs okay dead from heaven alright here we go I was this is cute I see what this one is all oh I got it oh do this like what a supercell what is this is serious Sam okay okay I I like the did the sign so far and that's a hundred wave yo what's this okay and you dig it I sure can oh [ __ ] this oh no no no no no yeah yeah okay I'll deal with this those sweets custom sounds - huh that is this is like serious and like straight up I just want to see something impressive you got you're gonna [ __ ] your pants when you see it alright ready I'm a listener Christmas maybe you getting ready for this yeah sitting down probably you're gonna be so impressed you're gonna have a like a collective coronary if I could find my gun here wish I I can't there we go okay we ready read it ready for it ready Wow no school Wow breezy - no school wow wow wow oh my god [Music] I swear to go to something at Christmas I don't know what that that's an explosion sound effect straight out of like the early 90 sound library I like the sound of this and if this is Elsa sound like this then they'd hang on a regular done place okay and then this would sound like wait I like it okay wave two what's that I'm what the [ __ ] Mario go fish you'll go to hell yeah boo okay this again it will stink you now okay if we got punch the characters in John's floating Mario's alright Mario thank God for the plasma rifle Mamma Mia by the way it doesn't seem okay the previous wave wasn't accurate how many was on spring but uh-oh oh my god wave three this map is pretty fun actually this could be even better with if you're playing this with friends it can be you could be having a riot online hey listen listen I can tolerate this this is fine as long as we don't have any arch balls all right that's the pivotal moment where it all goes to [ __ ] they don't do it about it I love it it saw their loss I thought over Cacodemons but uh yeah I guess now you put the wing if I should be using a sniper for this but you can't tell me what to do not also be asking what why are you using a crosshair for this because I don't need one listen I'll eat anyway come on and all God if I'm honest elite as I thought okay maybe some distance shooter here am i funny slugs here no I'm not I was led like a single bullet of our second element you won't have better weapons in this all right now well what's this crossbow parts all right B of T here a final one maybe final wave four alright cyberdemons it's gonna be cyberdemons I smell it alright guess not oh you [ __ ] oh god damn it I knew it I knew it [ __ ] time in a road yeah [ __ ] come on lie why must it be like this have I not suffered enough have I not suffered enough Oh God much ammo do I have for the Rockets I have 98 so this should be fine I just got square off the the arch Falls here and once I do what are they saying Chaman unpredictable too cuz I just get some distance on the right haha there's a ghost hey come on come on keep the distance keep the distance we can do this off yeah then that's more like it that's more like it please [ __ ] [Music] stay away hug the walls something's behind me I'll go ahead Oh okay okay we gotta save a little bit more often by the way do you have any armor anything you see [Music] damnit damnit em ah I can't do it fast enough [ __ ] doesn't Mack you buy right by me kind of clever to put an arch vault here at the end because uh I got wanted them because really the the other enemies here aren't alike pushovers like but the fact that they get reanimated is what it's what it difficulties like increased thought there were dead yes yes again okay I think I got him yeah I did I did all right now smooth sailing from now on out no problem all right got him I did it you did it and I I barely escaped at nine health so uh I don't think it's over though excuse me [Music] it's good it's good right I love it all right now it's all about that that hitscan distance with the jinglun then I'll need across there man please John related to who's know I already a.m. as visible in places wait am i gonna have the sniper rifle for this but some choice will be ah here we go maybe I crossed I would have helped a little bit but - but I don't even art can't be man and I'll throw crystals apni we got we got lace or crystals alright this is fine die any moment now please that's it that's it in the last goddamn potato now hey guys it's almost like this a game is a bullet he'll get you get that job get that job cuz it's like you know [Music] I'm fine trust me mmm spicy I'm gonna say I'm gonna save real quick and I'm hopefully you can get through here [ __ ] rocket arc dude [ __ ] can I kill the crystals here yes I can yes I need to thought they were invincible but the chainsaw [Music] just kind of skadoodle here and it clear them off [Music] died already please you've lived too long taquito okay well rocket seems to be doing fine food clearing out the crystals here so and keep on doing this and thank God I have by the way I am down to three HP and I will die any moment so uh all going you just used to be FG I guess I could oh this is just getting Daniel we're all out to save or organic jump in this I don't know I don't think the oh my god alright can you stand on a corner like trying to okay but this is bad saved thank off of the Rockets though Jesus Christ alright now we're to spam this I should just get get my my Cheng on here instead cuz that's the only thing that would like allow a proper hits can hit you know [Music] this is better this is way better [Music] ah [Music] I'm fine [Music] yeah get please ah [Applause] [Music] hmmm alright just die already please had enough I'm good [Music] hmm almost done with this almost done with this pyramid hell [Music] I'll pick up these crystals too more crystals wonderful great almost gone almost going ah that seem bad save but shouldn't hug the ball like that but I'm out of ammo I'm a sneaking some buck shots come on [Music] well it's certainly difficult hi I can't do it with the shotgun I need to do with the rocket launcher at this point come on come on come on come on try to dodge jewel oh thanks I'll try now oh yes mmm [ __ ] prick Jesus Christ [Music] hit it I hit once maybe the single shot will do it ah [ __ ] come on this is going on too long run on P [ __ ] long [Music] like I hate this [ __ ] I get pestis and a hundred points off for this next year's cut the submission note - who please no arch Falls for - who it's on the same level discipline this is [ __ ] visit the victus dilated police [Music] my god I'm not gonna do anything you want to let this play out I'm good good and it's bright this one open I'm good I'm good cool wise from your grave okay can't even touch the stuff cuz I can't hold goddamnit give me all the power pellets please wonderful first try and that was the pyramid level I take it - you have reached the entrance of the Great Pyramid after slaughtering many enemies you enter this mysterious and dark complex no one ever doubt here we'll bring you back to your regular tired to dress period people would call you the Rasik joel every warranty in the Jurassic period I would say time to find the so-called ancient treasure since a pyramid must have the answers to your current conundrum and time hopefully texture plane I'm gonna tell you something I'm gonna do this level again but I'm gonna do it and the funniest way possible ready wait for it [Music] what is it what is it kill-all what's the command I'm thinking of it's like destroying monsters or whatever right through kill monsters I think yeah there you go well we speedrun everybody I think I'm killing them too fast now they can't even like do it in time wowee is going places the candidates spawning time all right well speed running gods all right buddy final wave can he do it can he do it oh my god he did it oh my god the Canada feats - we're gonna find out sorry I reject anime - Mike no uh-uh what a mess yeah [ __ ] legend hey where am I I broke it alright well that was that was pretty good the [ __ ] boss battle went off for what seemed like ages but not liked it but damn that I took a heavy beating there at the end but I liked it hungry hungry Joel by the way uh got a little got a little Mimi there but IIIi sip on a good meme every once in a while you know I am doing so at the moment I'm trying to open up this can of redbull it's not going so well cuz it's like the thing is kind of half dented they don't wanna do I'm gonna take my wine glass and I'm gonna have my Red Bull in a wine glass so uh own something how classy huh oh yes only the finest of wine connoisseurs yes we've been expecting you mmm yes well have a sip all right red bullish [ __ ] I agree oh yes complex cello all right anyway so everybody let's continue onward with hungry hungry Joel from cyber Mima how appropriate a pretty good it's alright his mineshaft from Lord muster set Patino's penis rolls who spend drawn dicks let's give it a try Mott's you sure this one was like accepted it is then just let me buy right okay just just check in a bar cyber meme put good name oh there we go ah yes it's off to a spicy snort a spicy stored let me tell you you guys remember last year submission where I went to the alcohol liquor store and I had a plaque concert yeah it's it's sort of like that I take it where's my fingerless glove meter is that toilet it has the best toilet I haven't received all those all that MIDI oh my god I can't see [ __ ] what's happening where am I well guess again go this way huh at least the the gun sound effect is pretty nice I like that so a jump I guess I use jump at all right oh man hungry hungry Jolla so I guess I'm hungry in the game huh [Music] good gravy I'm dying quick I like the elected dead the dead skull - can I take potshots from this distance I guess I can anything now let me just hear a [ __ ] it let's go let me get that chalk on real quick here we go that's a week sound effect BB gun it sounds like a nerf gun because the weakest it's like sounds like San Andreas it's pathetic Alyssa got some sweet minis I like that like a baby's rattle yeah it's kind of weird cuz this sound effect is more powerful but it's it's mixed so so like quieter so it's like what a weird combination but then again am I expecting that much out of the Joel's penis roll of vintage it was bought on a que with them what's the muscle flash I come in like over the gun I think it's a glitch here as I'm like a Tom oh yeah he hit him Walt no okay oh Jesus I picked up the head scan first all right we're going places now so this is kinetic gums that alright nope do a little bit better now but I love the arm here by the way it's like I know it's a kind of a bicep or tendon in the arm I don't know what it is but it looks like he's twisted it's spaghetti style you know Manthan do all right can I get one I guess there's the grocery store I gotta go to get my my food apparently so wonderful so wise but the world invaded by demons I don't know but we're gonna find out I guess I'm surprised there's no lucky arch Falls yet knowing how mimetic this this modest you would you would think there would be a little bit of a like whoo ha ha ha you know but nothing so far actually I I appreciate that but again I shouldn't say that's too loud because you know you know how I did do get what's left I was allowed to jump so there we go Oh anyone oh thank [ __ ] god there's no grocery stores look like in Sweden right away I heard you were talking [ __ ] about our sauce I don't want to find out why yellow key okay I guess I gotta get one back what door opens like that huh I guess it's a little hard to program my door that goes to the side place okay well this is considered the work where'd you find this at like three free sexy sounds dog government net like what this is the worst gun set I've ever heard of my life it's going every time and it's all fallen so then from a YouTube video like I'm what the [ __ ] is this remove this remove this filth [Music] and again the gun sounds are like so badly mixed I mean I honestly don't think I don't I also don't think that cyber mean was going for like top [ __ ] quality he just wanted to make a laugh you know it wasn't that serious of a submission but but still still I can critique it all I want damn it something's not [ __ ] me in the ass I know what's up nope fireball right up right off the butt [Music] come on come on and I'm officially out of ammo now so that's fantastic I have a little bit left but those guys are stuck it's your name recently to get these guys there's some incident dumpster yeah this is cut that is not cracking is awfully it's really annoying me I swear to god dude cyber me if you did this sound effect yourself I feel bad for you you should have just left a default thing in so what makes a good wad Joel something fun to play memorable and doesn't want me like scoop out my eyeballs or eardrums with a with a fork Eren alright take that mm nothing here so I got to go the east way okay I can't do that either and I have gone here too maybe there's something in a dumpster maybe I can go up here oh oh oh please please tell me this was like intended please don't tell me I've like softlock the level now by doing that - is there but they was jumping allowed cyber I mean this is I don't know man this is this is this is getting up there with like you know because how else would you find that red key card you know without jumping on it successful straight is a [ __ ] disaster hate it [Music] I'll give it a pizza rolls Pizza roll pizza this is oh look how invisible baby Joel in the wait a minute wait wait I got a minute ear yeah this invisible like John Romero a baby Joel there I got a kill in order to finish this level so I gotta get this real quick I'm gonna do this I don't know if am afford either so uh anything else I can get here that can use this to do it and I could like trying to get back to my apartment in the game but [ __ ] this [ __ ] and this hitscan everywhere I'm out of ammo never gonna do okay just get you see give me a fair chance all right to give me [ __ ] all you want for that but I don't think this was a play tested too much I'm sure it was placed estimates like I think stopping me play this once I said okay that's good okay oh well chat if you're gonna be that be like that then then call me a cheater how about we play from the beginning then all right okay that's what we're gonna do all right back at the start just like you wanted it time constraint recess that's why I I could play this without cheats sure but I'm doing it for the sake of everybody that want to watch the other boards as well I mean I'm a front like a thumb this watering like that but I'm saying like you know you know like you know I I know this wasn't done with like that kind of idea purpose but all right turn this car around I'm a tiresome well let me tell is something insane on the cream the cream rises to the top oh yeah zero cool [ __ ] okay got him [Music] how the [ __ ] all right it's can well hahaha [ __ ] out of here the problem with this level and I'm gonna be quite frank and I'm gonna get real here for up for uh for our moment this level even though it's made of a bit of a joke it's not very fun to play unfortunately like it's yes it's it's a little like whoo ah ha ha but at the same time it's kind of like it's not balanced enough there's not enough medkits there's like you know that just a kind of a mess really but but I'm sure Cybermen will watch this laughs at my call and be like yeah gotcha in fact he knew because if you take a look at the vorc shell phone icon at the bottom here he knew exactly what he was doing he anticipated me activating god mode so he put a special sprite in just to see doom guy's face custom in god mode he knew he knew this was was just like you know poo poo poo poo pee pee and he he said he lost Joel's gonna he's gonna cave in and it's gonna turn on cheats like a little Dumbo and I'm gonna put it in and he's gonna laugh and I'm gonna laugh at him so joke's on him [ __ ] knew he [ __ ] knew let me get my goddamn pizza rolls when I was sip my wine glass Halas I was supposed to do this in 30 seconds all right yeah sure I'll do that too let me see that sprite in its proper proper form but by the way somehow the portal texture has become a grocery aisle I like do your dad empty the grocery zone sure I do well that's as beautiful anybody here I thought you'd shoot yourself on a video game well I have by baby Joel well hungry hungry Joel Cleland well a winner here tonight thank you so much for entering cyber bean I wanna I congratulate you for winning do mapping contest too and like electric Boogaloo you did you did great anyway moving on we're gonna be playing something called Penta fortress from Liz Ororo yo shout outs ELISA Bravo all right here we go the artifact table details table tales have been told of its immense power during an ancient time enough how to bring kingdoms covering before anyone would ask possesses it during your time however it's recently become a topic of numerous internet memes and shitposts ok I took that seriously for a moment you however recently discovered let me read that again ok the author facts table sorry I have a green line going across mais monitor it's how half broken so I can't read what's like half on the screen that's not an excuse by the way but memes and [ __ ] posts let me have a sip of my wine here this cursed item only have going on through your mind Dan this will make some good streaming material that's right the artifact is safely tucked away in a large chamber before you can even get in there you must collect all 6 special keys skenfrith the fortress remember to have a keen eye as you'll need it to claim your reward there might be I'm not bid in somewhere that shows you where they all are oh my god but that would be too easy an evil metaphysical being doesn't take too kindly to thieves in its domain the spectral dream of refuses to obey the laws of and we'll pursue you by any means necessary until you are part of its many orcs you Ares did he put that specifically to [ __ ] with the higher pronounce it you on the other hand will go to the great lengths of your friends no matter how dangerous it will be but be careful though once you enter the fortress you will not be able to leave until you've taken the artifacts remember collect our six keys and get the artifact before the ghost gets you good luck PS jumping ducking and mass look are allowed I'll swing chrétien to screen size with +2 light feels like I'm about to enter a ganondorf 's fortress I like it less roar bro here we go maybe this is kind of like well like it or ask me a little that's a doom 64 sound effect it must be a little bit of the other one we played I'm sorry okay guys holy [ __ ] I'm gonna play I'm applying a doom wad that's a [ __ ] ghost in it that's quake well it is quake I this quake because now and now I in my mind I hear they don't don't don't on the grenade launcher sorry i sorry it's my mind semester 9 ever playing the the other one oh my god it's getting real spooky now but you oh my god oh my god this is kind of actually spooky I like it oh my god and he like just zips through the walls or what does he do oh it's the ghost oh no I got a key I got a key so I thought uh let's get out of here gig oh oh Jesus mm-hmm oh all ghosts ghosts ha ha ha I don't know uh huh like you look tense of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] where huh I'm like inside the Iron Maiden huh it's gonna get me oh I'm gonna getcha I got the key I got the key well now how the [ __ ] don't go up again you know oh oh there it is okay muga J scare the [ __ ] out of me [ __ ] go man go live enough time [ __ ] can we got it like it needed to start bolting we're hell no hell no hell no [ __ ] that okay okay now where the hell is that other thing it's great alright I'm saying I'm saving someone okay I the hell US this ghost he [ __ ] he was following me this is the scariest thing ever play my life man this is like I'm this isn't pretty well done this is actually like legitimately really scary mm-hmm I wonder is there like a spooky thing behind me I'm fine oh there's all the maps okay uh it's too late for that [Applause] down here again and I've gotten this one [ __ ] bad save dad save real bad save [Applause] okay I'm gonna have to lure him out how to lure this guy out and I was kind of the bolt we're gonna have to [ __ ] bolt like we've never bolted before in my life go go go go oh please get him get it I don't know where I am but okay I got them that I got in that one get this a library here okay I'm going to read one of these leads to where I got to go huh Oh God I don't know what combination is Christ all right that all of them the leads to somewhere it's a good [ __ ] is this room oh I got I got it oh god he's right here isn't he got some Atticus do I have it was tense [ __ ] thing ever play my life alright - oh my god alright it's one down here that I haven't gotten yet we gotta get them okay uh this one in the middle I believe there's one down here - I haven't got it okay this is the spooky zone right here oh my god good good thought that one real quick well okay no no [ __ ] way off you [ __ ] is right behind me six-four Christie uh okay something here like can I get in okay this one down there I gotta actually get now [Applause] I'm gonna have a [ __ ] heart attack after this I swear to god it's dead okay there's something okay I did okay I see okay he wants me to climb up here and then get the key here okay clever you know I love month went when dooms formulas [ __ ] with like this that you don't get to see this too often okay so now what how much how much is left [Applause] well I guess it still gotta go down here to get it which one's left I can't even keep a tab on which ones I have it collected and haven't collected yet because it's like it's too tense and nervous man that's a nervous and I can't relax can i something down here oh no oh hell no oh hell no it's gotta be it's gotta be here it's got to be here something here I got a do I think so oh oh got it well [ __ ] I'm stuck Oh God I'm fine okay I can't see [ __ ] in here uh where am I oh they re okay Reuben okay good good oh it's in the outer rim of this this castle okay I gotcha I guess anything I can get going here mmm okay this there's like a big place here I got to go to okay nothing here yet all right so it's got to be it down at the bottom then [ __ ] wrong way could you mad if I didn't have a run-on in this level it will be a nightmare okay there's something I got to do here it's just it's too suspicious I can't see anything uh ah [ __ ] [ __ ] it's got to be here wait I said where is it where is it oh no no no no no no no no well uh you won't get me today okay we got to find the last one but where the hell could that be you got all the keys idiot did I no I did it oh man always right behind me now okay can i yes it's right oh my god you guessed right I didn't realize it's freaky not too much I can't see anything oh my god freedom freedom freedom maybe the artifact not to get out of here oh he's like sped up now I think adding your son oh why is it so slow why is it so slow come on I did it I think yeah you escaped the Penta fortress and one piece leaving the evil spirit far behind to slow keep up to you or track you down the next day you decide a stream its shenanigans with the artifact your first request to turn all living creatures into bonzi but audio anger at this request the artifact mutates your flesh into the thing you hate them absolute most sand all right well you could just hear the joy being sucked out of me they're like I was like damn the atmosphere I love this it's just I don't like oh I like that I I thoroughly enjoyed that I yeah I gotta say so far the ones I have enjoyed the most have been the ones changing up the stuff like the Crypt from Ronnie James diner it's pretty badass and now this from Lizard RORO both both pretty good I really enjoyed them both anyway we're gonna resume here yes I still have this picture up hey don't waste our about that so let's take a little short break not that like a significant break but I hope you've been enjoying the do map so far I've been through really enjoying this so we got a little bit of mix it in between a little bit of funny stuff intermixed with this and that and definitely uh definitely yeah a treat anyway uh let me see here how many do we have left tonight I have one two three four five six seven and I have done one two three four five six seven so about half of the stream is done now and we're gonna check out compact doom by John Bosh so here we go all right [Music] well it's got a custom maybe here alright so John Bosch Jan Bosch saris all right [Music] well this is this is this like classic you know one shift if you want if you wanna if you want to be a teacher's pet you just make a level that that would fit right into doom one and I you'll win immediately that that's the secret to winning these submissions I like this I like it a lot actually know Mugen oh no no we're doing a Mugen tech after the stream by the way or after doom tonight [Applause] it's this may be fun by the way I don't really recognize it someone says this level is boring well your face is boring because I I enjoy a little bit of a classic sometimes you know it's not unusable ready really actually heard some of the other unused to ladies like it there's one that's based on Slayers raining blood and it's it's really bad but it's it's funny to listen to what Bobbi prints initially intended for you to the soundtrack oh look at it's meant to be Allison changed we die young I kind of hear that [Music] yeah here when in doubt just use long-range Wow what the hell am i doing you know the Kings Brumback I kind of half anticipated the the bridge symbol are up there but yeah am I playing it easy am i I'm playing on her pay plenty you want me to play a [ __ ] nightmare what are you silly all right there we go mom work okay I guess that works okay it's composting away it's barely recognizable yes sort of but always take a headstand first they will [ __ ] you up especially chain runners my god you guys want to know something really funny back in high school like you this is the first year I started streaming I was still in high school and the real funny thing is I god I forgot how old I was but uh anyway uh they were doing because I took media in college right I mean I don't know what what great it is when you call it high school or college I don't know regardless we had to do a fake radio show for the school right or like we did a radio show yeah and we had to we had to all the all the students have in the group had to be a couple together with somebody else and for like 15 minutes we all had to take turns doing a song a topic and sort of like how do we do on radio right and I already started streaming at that point and and people were like give me a standing ovation for quote-unquote being a damn jewel you sound like a natural like you've done this before and I'm like yeah yeah and the reason I'm bringing up Alice in Chains is that I took at the time this was back in 2010 and I believe Allison chains had released checked my brain and I did some really like stupid [ __ ] where like hey everybody check out Alice in Chains new ass ugh and it's just it was terrible of course but everybody's like wow Joel you know how to do radius nothing but now I wish I still out at April that it's bitchin pretty funny custody the teacher was like it was basically like they like well you really you can't really do this like you're you're talented I'm like if you only knew if you only knew that all I do is just show like skeleton bone or some string all day keep my that was eight years ago by the way well this is a pretty you saw by the way that's the texture I was talking about before I like it when this texture is like you know done like this it's got a little bit of care to it you know blood room no no no no it's up blood group is it wait well [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] out if 2010 is eight years ago yeah and soon it'll be nine years and that'll be ten years ago and then then we're all yeah help me I reckon Tron help me up oh man boom alright well well well well I have the blue key card on [Music] oh look at this how do I deal with this the best way see what will be the best method here I guess I guess rocket [ __ ] I'm pretty smooth almost a sucker for the pentagram stuff oh man yeah how about I used to reject that and just go through there's a real reason to be in a fight if I'm not backtracking so uh speed run baby I thought I want to like it take away from the attention to detail in this map oh my [ __ ] god let's just uh the plus a surprise isn't it you know it's even spicier oh I did it in time it was pretty solid man I like that was just a little bit of everything a little bit of doom - at the end a little bit of doom one in the and the start here but I think I was a pretty good fusion between the two so yeah compact doom it's called and I would say that's actually what it was exactly was all all about it had a little bit of doom one a little bit of doom - so I liked it finish up with an icon of Zin Xena anyway let's check out epsilon facility from crux orient this let's see what this one is all about okay well again we're in this here we go a little bit about doom once though oh look at that what could it all a secret already damn I'm smart yeah yeah yeah bye can we close this door please guess not by the way no we didn't have any ARCHIBUS on the last level so I hope I hope this love doesn't like go full-out with them you're probably curious on how I'm actually selecting these to play I'm choosing them completely at random I'm not going through alphabetical order in fact death tonight if you thought if you're watching right now and you thought you're your one was gonna have to played because it had a underscore and a in it uh-uh I know what you were doing I know what you were doing here but like I play mine first I can't Jack I'm just gonna play the ones that start with it was like it said no bail for real I'm choosing completely at random Here I am NOT doing any sort of neat anyway a weird man or nfie just completely random my Leoben it's almost a new Wolfenstein game was it was it alright I enjoyed the the previous Wolfenstein but I had to buy on the 360 because I my piece of a [ __ ] at the time and I had to like to settle with a really downgraded console ports awfully nah man was good not really was man heard was like boring or whatever like it was too many cutscenes or something but I thought I thought it was I thought I thought they were don't had a hell of a story I loved playing as [ __ ] blaskowitz wait wait a minute wait did these enemies come in a giant box okay okay [Music] I mean alright I guess it's a secret I guess but so this goes here I think you skipped out a pretty significant part of the level no not really I'm good an active it did it oh yes here's the yellow key card all right now okay I like it pretty good level man Joe have you ever considered a half life 2 mapping contest ah I gotta be honest I I attempt to do to a map of half-life 2 like 4 in what hammer editor and I gotta be honest I got so confused by it that I gave up I couldn't do it and doom biller for me was so much easier like I thought doom bill I was like the easiest thing ever and I thought doing hammer valve editor was just a [ __ ] nightmare and I gave up immediately on it I thought I'd do it man I was just awful like I I I gave up didn't need to be there at all a backtrack for no reason a hammer is a headache yeah that's what I felt - back in the day I mean I don't know I think they've got more streamline or whatever but I try to make out make out simple map with the default texture Senate I you just could not do it as I deal with them you just keep keep blowing them up underneath somebody else have an eye back behind the computer Jesus Christ but let's put the themes tonight arch moths arch vials pacifists carry maps and dudes behind computers to have an out having a cranky wank a grumpy dump and special shoutouts for me not being able to go into the wall all right well if that does that then I guess there's something opening up here I can't really find the yellow one actually would it be something here they were going listed what's the point of that and I know where they are an invisible wall okay okay I always love the blood waterfall to see here's how you deal with these guys right these walls are gonna calm down I know it that's how the [ __ ] did I predict that unbelievable unbelievable oh wow oh you you're too kind to me you know that you know that crocks too kind for me [Applause] [ __ ] the only thing I could possibly get through now wah-bah God and get me now man unstoppable unstoppable any thoughts a player ready player one yeah I don't I don't have no interest in it I know that's that kind of a kind of generic stupid response to item it takes a lot for me to go up to the movies you know really I know it's a Spielberg movie so it's like you know exciting and all that but I don't know man I our Godzilla's in it though so that that's that's that's a bonus for me a Mario sendin noises are not thought you'll I really think so Duke do you see that what no no no no it's II know what seriously like I know Godzilla like they put about a bit of game characters in it but but are telling me my name no way I [ __ ] I have to see the movie now I just have to damn these sell your best not to pay for firing up my ride damn cool goddamn I was pretty solid level man all default textures to which I I always appreciate but epsilon facility I started off pretty sweet too and I was a pretty good balance of how long it was to - sorry excuse me but that's what I do I kind of I kind of I kind of I kind of skimmed through it at the end which I if if I if I have to kill the spider mastermind at the end of the progress I will do it but if there's a way for me to sneak by and like do it then I'll probably go for the second attorney but yeah anyway speaking of Duke Nukem I'm gonna read this John st. John is not the voice actor and it made him upset on Twitter are you talking about the new Duke Nukem movie because a John John Cena's playing Duke Nukem in the new movie and I got to be perfectly honest a Duke Nukem movie without John st. John in it it's not [ __ ] Duke Nukem okay John listen John Saint John Astor Duke Nukem nobody else can just do damn you know I've come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum like you're placed out with yo uncle I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum like the moment I hear that out of Dukes voice I'll be like what lucky Joey you didn't tweet it the stream out dummy oh yeah I didn't oh yes I did oh yes I did what are you talking about whatever anyway we're gonna play from Lord mustard 78 mine shaft [Music] okay Oh custom stacked extra here wha-wha-wha well okay wait a minute wait wait a minute nothing that this one might legitimately not have any music really ah it's gotta be music in this right - yo the alignment let me fix this this there we go now now we're cooking with gas here we go hot dog I love this music video anyway Anna did get the the right name for this this one mine shaft by Lorde muster sorry sir Lord muster you're probably watching this going like no please please I'm sorry I'll take this I'll take this one seriously it's just the fact that it's not music oh that's kind of like bothering me a little bit and it should have that too so it's like it's a strange I said listen I tried Microsoft GES wavetable synth and we also tried fluid synth and nothing so yeah oh here we go there was music in it it's ambient I don't know they loved us pretty solid I mean it's not bad enough like that right well I'll say one thing music certainly adds a lot to the game I don't even know if do I have virtual midi synth I'll check that out real quick no asset but this one I know I don't know at this point tell you what we're gonna do then we're gonna we're gonna fix it up with a little bit of a time agreement we're gonna take it legit we're just gonna do this you're gonna do this and I'm gonna loop it cost this have I said a little bit of a fake but you know I it's the best I can do [Music] excuse me [Music] secret [Music] I'm down in sewers - so at that point you probably totally a key card or something usually how these things go I have all their guns with me I don't know why I'm selecting the pistol come on use the 3do version I like the 3do version of the know am I thinking know which one it has like a real instrumentation is it is it three do the 32x version is is just part doom ports really that's all of them okay got nothing out of that that's gotta be a blue key card in there somewhere mmm no what if I can't if I'm not allowed to jump up we still do this 3do had the best music worst game play and that there you go what I wanna talk [Music] it's only something is open and so I'm doing something right [Music] now no blue key card yet huh when it could deal I don't know but it's they have to be somewhere up fearless [Music] I want to switch out the soundtrack because Iman m1 is like it works because II 1 m1 is so short but for something so intense I think I'm gonna go with this one instead the I think it's even m5 yeah here we go this one is much better for this remember the show while I'm killing the hell line I guess I'm just having a thirst for blood so [Music] let's get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here and this is our son's room the [ __ ] here oh hell I knew something like that would happen you know I can probably trick him out my fill the pinkier or suspect oh sorry that's their real name [ __ ] uh-oh I thought I thought the floor was slower therefore that's fine I take it there we go and now where's the revenant there's the revenant the specter art mother [ __ ] shopping guys on one shot alright nice so where is am I going next I'm guessing here but I can't really go in here yet so I store that's [ __ ] up okay there's a little metal thing hmm I can't get in here too so uh I wonder maybe go back nice hope I don't have a the blood room experience here which or feature no no no no okay that's all that I did this oh wait a minute huh [Music] oh I think that opens I got it like Rhonda maybe hang on that's it I think that's it and then I got like [ __ ] yeah there there you go can't see anything in here and I can't illuminate it where I'm going I seriously cannot tell where am I I'm shooting pink is in the middle of dark but okay well this is one of those things forget it you got to use the the the map here instead to find out what the hell you're doing okay so I'm in here now okay it's a little bit of tense move actually it's a lot of corridors and stuff like that pretty sweet though it's got some classics in okay so I got to find the red thing they all go mmm and that that's got to be down here I'm gonna stand right here shoot him right in the head die already live too long ah I ate that for dinner I actually ate that for din like I ate the whole thing [Music] alright well today's yeah I'm up roll on him okay meat no there's anything else I'm good here this style is marked doomed to like doom one would never do the kind of like Seward soory stuff but uh not to this capacity where you really find yourself stuck in like the drainage the drainage are the pipes Nyquist essentially that's why I like doing one better okay so I got to get it over here somehow huh not here either okay so now the question is am I allowed to jump I don't know but I guess all [ __ ] me are the sucks all the sucks Oh a little no no no Celts have to kill each other don't [ __ ] with me don't [ __ ] with me that's better thanks man what make what makes for a good video game movie in your opinion just curious that is not made there's no real good video game movies oh [ __ ] well I mean of course there's only one which is the second comment of Christ which is the Super Mario Brothers movie it's Mario Mario that's my name is Luigi Mario that's the best movie of all time obviously but and of course a Mortal Kombat annihilation too bad you will die and double dragon of course and street fight of the movie of course very excellent movies there guys remember the final fantasy movie and I'm not talking about Advent Children and I'm talking about Spirits Within didn't know that movie was such a teaser [ __ ] for e-square to do that they almost went bankrupt they put so much money into it and it's like people like this is Final Fantasy where's Claude where's Claude I want clothes in city root no not me Final Fantasy I would Claude no iris you think bad stink not my final sorry I like spy it spirits within and it got a lot of hate because it wasn't just glowed and I and III thought it I thought it was bright it was a science fiction final fantasy which today's doesn't seem that far off does it but back then people wanted medieval cyberpunk II stuff and the you know it event people then get that a little pissed off a weird plot to but where it was body when was body where was Kate seat very stink no by my movie ticket and then then then square listen to that that one guy wasn't that one guy and they made advent children yes this is good movie now cloud screen sorry it's like a angry Italian final fantasy fan boy good I gotta watch out okay we've been kind of stuck in the stubble for a while actually but it's not bad ah one shot one one shot hit scan hit scan oh you gotta be kidding me who's shooting me oh you got it isn't it [ __ ] no way oh my oh my god this is it horrible horrible spot we have in front of me we have hit scan and then back of me I have hit scan like I what what what a disaster of like a decision but oh my god and the revenant tale like this is [ __ ] and it's gonna have to improvise here oh hey that worked out pretty well didn't it stop saying with no HP well how about how about I found a medic at first before I make any such decisions I can probably take a hit scan up with 1400 that was the way that okay oh speaking up what why the [ __ ] am I talking about me movie games and I'm not talking about the do movie like a do movie like I thought it was like it wasn't just you know popcorn action movie but like it was fine I guess but the coolest part of that moving I've said this before is the the FPS seek was at the end you know Moho movie should have been like that the whole gimmick of that movie should have been like that hardcore Henry movie right movie should have been like that that that's what the do movie should have been the entire movie shot has been a long-ass FPS sequence and it would have been very memorable in that way but the only way it's do movies memorable now is if if you remember that the rock is in it a hardcore Henry Oh Lionel all the Lord Lord saved me alright well that okay well sure why I'm getting I'm shooting stuff in the barn the demon child was born in the manger Oh have I seen previous of the rampage movie yes I saw I'm just like on YouTube the other day there was like a [ __ ] this uh there's a trailer for a rampage movie like the game rampage with the rock in it and it looks fun I guess I suppose you guys remember rampage 64 yes remember that game you guess one embarrassing confession it's one of the mayors and compassion from Joel's jhooth little baby Joel when he play that game you thought that uh that scientist chick was pretty hot dude mom damn mama oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm really enjoying this level so far I might be going on weird anecdotes about rampage but listen I want to do that cuz I like I like to talk about fun things while I'm playing a fun level you know you can immediately tell when I'm not enjoying something if my commentary dries up and I'm not saying anything that that means I'm just sitting there grading my teeth going please please let this dentist visit be over with so anything else I forgot oh I have some plasma but do I have plasma gun yes I do all right well we're 40 plasma hopefully I can clear the level of it enough I suppose okay now he's got a backtrack combo alright well hey [ __ ] off now I'm out of ammo alright so hopefully with this I can finally finish the level that's pretty solid I enjoyed it had a little bit of a sewer section a little bit of doom to when it I'm pretty saw that I would say I enjoyed it I enjoyed it it was it was pretty pretty damn nice the only thing bad part about it is the weird like missing music I don't know if that was the intentional or not I don't think your boss at all I'm not gonna deduct any points for meth lord mustard don't worry about it but yeah it's a it's pretty good now surprisingly I actually I actually am sort of out of time here I actually have like three ones left so I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little longer stream next time and again these strange will happen on Monday and Tuesday so I'm gonna do one last one for tonight we only had as I said three left tonight anyway so it's not like a huge thing but I'm gonna play a super 8 Z shock from from frag Pepe frag Papa frag alright let's see what let's see what you got man alright well here we go let's see what - go Papa frag the hell of a door to hell even notes to heaven but I'm gonna finish a cassette you bet well guess that music go music's little stinky it's all of the music here oh my no wait my name [Music] what a mess [Music] awesome finally we ran it off we've been talking about Duke Nukem and here we are I have a knight nice floor by the way it's like somebody didn't do a very good job at [ __ ] panel at least not not not not criticizing I'm saying like in in in this level whoever did this job was like go home and be like hey my name is - Dukie looky I've come here to kick ass and chew ass [Music] whoa what's this I've never seen like a floor like this well whoever runs this facility they do a [ __ ] awful job at getting the floor done but they do a Bop and time like cleaning the floor excellent I see myself in this excellent I like a little loom subtle touches to stuff like this shiny floor effect I've never seen in time and Wow look at this lightly well wha-oh going almost every single [ __ ] map tonight has featured a Artois I swear to god you guys you guys know really make my balls like intertwine I have the bows of [Music] all right there's a chainsaw you know what [ __ ] it let's go see there's a science of this a bit of a technique using the chainsawing dune it's to be wary of your surroundings after using it is it like I said this before but the chainsaw is a little bit of a joke in this game like it works yes but it's also like it works but be be careful with it but the moment you you think you are invincible with the chainsaw that's when it all goes to [ __ ] if you're doing it love one on one enemy that's fine but you know you gotta know how to use them before you do it you have to remember that death really all the weapons in this game is it's literally guns even the fists is a kind of like a short ranged gun you know it's a situational awareness is everything you have and the chainsaw anything is think of it as a very short-range chainsaw in this game that will prohibit enemies from attacking you by by kind of stun locking them in an animation are you [ __ ] listening let's see here you [ __ ] you [ __ ] art smile yoo-hoo oh god oh god when I'm sorry but nowadays even though I kind of grew up with the Duke Nukem games and nowadays emotionally associate Duke Nukem with the Ventrilo videos bows bows bows of ste you and that that that that chick on the on the that video you know all I'm getting the chills again serious venom those bows bows who I'm getting the chills you [ __ ] blow that your ass map or one good get off vent or I'll have you been imma kill you old style [ __ ] blow it out your ass sorry I mean you brought this yourself Frankie like you you you put Duke Duke a minute I'm gonna think of those goddamn videos alright I'm gonna kick your ass old style I still use that expression by the way what's even more interesting is all those videos I think my favorite one is is I got a ring in there last night because David is so funny because they're all [ __ ] laughing about like nobodies pissed off which is like that's kind of the joke in the other one like yeah why would you ever get pissed off at like Duke Nukem saying Bulls of Steel but the the I got a ring in there last night it's about these three guys and one of them record what they're saying and plays it back to him and they're laughing their asses off and it's kids you can't help yourself who's laughing with them you know but there's also other classics like like that one guy who's sitting in Ventrilo alone I came in here to be alone those bows bows of sting well that's a little finicky uh kind of seriously gonna [ __ ] up by the hitscan here 4 strength 4 stam leather belt oh I have a question theoretical question and what has happened to all of the different voice programs people still use the teamspeak I think people may be might be using mumble and I don't know about Ventrella with these days because it means I think everybody went to discord right ie I used to be like hardcore for for Skype like I was always about Skype and now I I literally haven't logged into Skype in like a year I use I use this book for everything it's just it's just so much better you know but the only thing I'm not part of us any like it I only use this court for rear like to talk with my friends I'm not only like public discourse or anything like that because the thing is I don't like to uh all know the deadline is here gotta add in a last-minute boss oh oh that's what I'm talking about no I don't like to being in public service cuz I get pinged all the time and I'm like I hear on a rack rekon or maybe a spider mastermind [Applause] everybody knows your name that's why I need to turn this [ __ ] up eat the [ __ ] [ __ ] cheer Steve [Music] you made an excellent excellent choice all right listen [Applause] [Music] when in doubt and cheers boom normal [Music] [Applause] and it's not it's a it's not Perry pier but it's it's it's spicy I'll fret you're in chat tonight a man I'm really enjoying your take on on a final boss here back it up boys you won [Music] adios your name yo where's Frasier can I make it have a cheer squad without [ __ ] Frasier at the end stunlock I swear to God if I have rockets left but if I'm up maybe able to kill oh my god [Applause] [Music] Jesus Christ if I can't kill your with my with my bullets enough I'm gonna have to like fist norm up the ass and I don't know if I can do that God has left the server by [Music] well we have we have a winner boys let me just let me just listen that cheers Cheers thing real quick yeah oh I see what you did wait how the [ __ ] did you do this oh okay so every enemy is oh that's a very unique effect you added I was wondering how you did the the the shiny floor texture but it the [ __ ] looks real nice actually so what it isn't is norm a custom texture but here that let me have that cheers maybe one more time ah that's what I'm talking about da da da da I hope you enjoyed the stream oh deutsche name we had some cool mideast tonight everybody knows your name it's a symbol for the socket remember and and means to blame you wanna know where you gotta go you gotta go to the show at large-scale left wars listen [Music] good all right well tell you what that's gonna be it for the doom contest tonight I had a lot of fun going through these unfortunately there's like two left of tonight's stream that I didn't get to but I'll do it next Monday or Tuesday so yeah but I had a lot of fun with these we had a [ __ ] arch Vaca Muerta night and I don't know why that was I guess guess with me saying I hate the arch faster much of a reverse psychology so next year I'll just be like listen you want to win put as many artists as you want as possible that'll really get get get the trophies rewarded you know but yo man was pretty cool man anyway that was around how many did I do tonight 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 I believe so yes everybody but check out next Tuesday or Monday for continuation of this we have a lot to go through obviously but judging from tonight we have a lot of cool classics remixed stuff and everything between but so far my favorite so far I can reveal its either the Crypt by Ronnie James diner or or penta fortress from Lazaro row I guess kind of like the little bit of a remix in what Dumas and you know taken away what made like doom such an iconic classic and totally changing it up so yeah man yeah we still doing Mugen yes yes we are anyway I got 12 out of we did twelve wads out of potentially maybe 120 so there might be 10 stream of this but again these sort we're gonna be way more frequent than it was last year last year I go through these like maybe a [ __ ] month month per stream so you know now it's gonna be like 7 14 21 maybe arguably like 28 so maybe four streams per month so yeah we'll see but anyway I'll be right back sit tight and I hope you enjoyed doom but now it's not for Mugen so don't go anywhere but once again thank you so much for submitting your wards this year and I'm gonna thank you for waiting so patiently for my slow ass to do these so yeah anyway I'll be right back so Tata movie coming right up so don't go anywhere

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Length: 167min 16sec (10036 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 07 2018