Very Delta #80 "Are You A Fat Slur Like Me?" (w/ Meatball)

I'm Delta work and this is very Delta today on the show I'm joined by the one and only meatball where we find out what is fat what is [ __ ] and why it's the perfect combination plus a little foot long taste test and some shouting on the couch but first do you want to see me go off cuz I think you want to see me go off go off Delta M oh m mom are you a lady like me introspective beautiful oh are you intellectual like me beguiled by a bargain you like wild times oh like me are you serving the community like me well if if you are then you must be very Delta I'm Delta work and this is very Delta a luxury Public Access podcast and YouTube talk show where I look gorgeous speak extemporaneously and invite Fascinating People to sit on the couch and get very Delta very Delta is for the woman who shows up at Costco at 8:30 in the morning to get a good good parking spot even though they don't open until 10:00 just to avoid the hassle and now let's get into some things that are very Delta go off Delta you know I love to run errands that's what I do I wake up at the dawn of 2:00 in the afternoon and get myself together I go out I grab an iced coffee or a Diet Coke and I'm going to run errands that usually somewhere through throughout the week are going to include Target maybe uh the bank maybe the grocery store maybe to pay a bill somewhere and I do not understand why in this day and age when everyone's worried about HIPPA laws and uh guarding your information like when you put your debit card in at at the at the pump they say like cover your debit card so nobody can see it and you have to pull on the machine to make sure it's not a fake one like this is real make sure you print out your receipt all of that why is it when I go to Target or the DMV someplace that needs Vital Information they have no problem going what's your home phone number so that everyone has to hear and I'm like 8675309 and they're like Jenny is that you and I'm like yes I'm Jenny that's my number regardless of what your number is or what your name is why do they ask that information so that everyone can hear I'm so confused and then if you're like at Target and you've given them that number and then they're like okay so you have prescription strength diap or whatever it is that you have for your prescription you have to go over to the window and they're like okay when you take this make sure that you only eat food like so they don't want anyone to know that you have a severe cold right they don't want anyone to know that you have like you need cream for a lesion or whatever well everyone [ __ ] knows where I live now because all they have to do is go look up that number and trace it to this and trace it to that what's your ad what's the last four numbers of your Social Security number well babe they can look at me and see how old I am see whereabouts I live and they're like oh well I pretty much can guess what the first three are of your Social Security number based on the uh [ __ ] inoculation on your arm how old you are we can figure all this [ __ ] out right people can just put your address in and look at pictures of your home your backyard every little bit of it but so why are we still like allowed to let people ask us that question shouldn't there be like on the pad you know how when they say like check here if you're a member or enter your number at uh for your benefits or whatever well can't you just say uh excuse me can you double check that that is the current phone number we have for you or can you just enter your number because we don't know your number we have no idea who you are you're off from somewhere else we've never seen you before just enter your number why are we screaming it and at the DMV I mean you know when you go to the DMV what you're dealing with it's one thing at the pharmacy but the DMV is like a cattle call for everyone and everything there are people there with an appointment because they're trying to get through it oh that appointment does not really help I mean come on let's be serious um helps a little bit but not the most but when you're going in there and you're just like oh I needed to renew whatever count on three hours we already know that no secret it's never going to get better and the people that work at the DMV are really look at you like you are the grossest person on the planet because you came in there to do I don't know your tags which I don't even do that anymore you have to get triaa and have them do it and if you don't have AAA just pay the $27 to go to one of those like Rosa's notary and tags or whatever just go pay them the money it is far better than standing in line you don't have to worry about phone numbers and people screaming because you're basically in a converted house that like the living room is the notary the Avon salesperson the tags and like passport photos but don't get your well actually you should get your passport photos at a place like that I got my passport photos done at the post office one time and the post office is the one that [ __ ] up my passport because it ended up coming back and they didn't like approve the passport this is years ago of course they didn't approve it because they were saying like there was something wrong with the photos I thought you were supposed to go to the post office I thought that was like the most Trust trusted place apparently not I ended up going to a smaller like place did it myself everything was fine but I still don't understand this screaming or or like your address is this still your current address so they know my phone number my address the bank does it I will say the bank is a little more like if you uh I've seen people or even I shouldn't say I've seen people I use online banking but I remember like when I was a teenager I would um you know try to get my balance up somewhere and so I would ask like what's my what's my current balance cuz I had like the little book and everything and they would write it down on a piece of paper and I thought oh that's so elegant or they don't want everyone to know that your current balance is $97 but you know at 16 years old that's great um actually at any age in this day and age $97 is [ __ ] great because I mean listen money never did grow on trees but now it's like definitely it's not rooted anywhere there is no money there is no money everything's expensive people are are screaming my [ __ ] phone number so everybody knows where I [ __ ] live and how to get a hold of me and that's interesting CU I think maybe I'm thinking loftier about it and like that people want to call me I'm not really getting any calls although I am getting a lot of uh like weird calls from like people selling stuff and they say if you get a lot of those your information has been leaked but really what are they going to do with my information honestly but it is just something I think about right I mean it's kind of keny you know I Verge um and diverge oh my God and credit credit or debit creditor debit why like what does it matter does one come out quicker than the other I'm guessing that's what it is I'm guessing if you click credit it's not going to hit your account until the close of day or something and then debit is if you could no that's if you hit credit it comes out at the close of day and then if you hit debit maybe it's immediate because that's considered cash in a way I don't know I'm sure I could just Google this but I'm sure that will take me down a rabbit hole too and then from there it's like credit or debit and then I figure out like something else and then suddenly I've solved like the Jean Benet case like that's where all of this goes for me you know it's that long ride and then I end up back to back to my starting point which is stop asking for my [ __ ] phone number in front of everyone okay just have it on the pad and then what is the thing about like you walk up and it says tap insert or swipe and so I'm like oh okay and like here's the machine right and it says it says tap swipe uh insert so I'm like well I'm modern so I like go like that and it doesn't do it so then I'm like oh maybe it's up here so then I'm up here and then I'm like this then I'm down here where the symbol is and then the person's like oh that one doesn't work you're supposed to insert it well you've watched me do this for 35 minutes while you're bringing up my things but okay so then you go to insert it and they're like oh you know what actually try swiping it oh for God's sake how about I just give you cash how about you just say to me that machine doesn't work because our company's [ __ ] and just we want cash right I was at Dollar tree the other day and I did all that and finally it says like do you want cash back and the the girl says um oh by the way there's no cashback and I didn't want any cash back but it did seem like if I was going up with a few items what if I was there for cash back and I was just buying something like you know when you go to a place and you think like oh I really need to use their restroom but let me go buy a water so they know that I'm a customer so I'm not embarrassed like and I'm just like oh well while I'm here um hey could I use your restroom I'm I figure I might as well I'm here you know like that way so that you're not like my intention was just to use the restroom I feel like I have to create a storyline so they don't think I'm like abusing the privilege anyway why could they not just say like um if you're making a transaction we're not doing any cash back today like if you if you were looking for that and I could say oh no I'm good but instead like I've already purchased something what if I didn't really want those things what if I just wanted cash back but I like could have just bought one thing I mean it's Dollar Tree you're going to buy a handful of things but this tap no go ahead and slide it no go ahead and insert it oh for [ __ ] sake why can't why can't it just say like we're only swiping today we're only swiping today I know it has options but we're only swiping and so that way you know and you don't look crazy but then when you see people take out the plastic bag and they put it over the card and then they're like I feel like you're stealing my money I that's I just feel like that transaction is just keeps going through you know it's like when you're online and and it says like do not backspace or whatever or else this transaction will go through twice I have so much anxiety when it comes to that I'm so scared that they're going to be like well I guess you bought three months to Ladies Home Journal even though you only wanted one month so you could read a [ __ ] article remember when you could just get a newspaper like second hand from someone and you could just like read an article and now you're like click on something on your iPhone and you're like oh I'm going to read this article and it's like want to continue well you're going to have to buy uh a year subscription to this why I I I want to know I want to know about Taylor Swift's hair like I that's I just want to read the article about that I'm not gonna and why is the Wall Street Journal writing articles about Taylor Swift's hair come on isn't that supposed to be the business magazine or something Jesus Christ credit or debit credit crit or debit why are we asking that still just you decide you decide for me whether it's credit or debit I'm not going to know any different I'm really not but you will know and it'll make it easier for you credit or debit and the stores with the the the the coupon code like the the thing that you put on your keys or you enter your phone number and they're like do you want points that is such a scam at Ralph's I'm telling you I was there the other day and it was a total scam was $3.99 for 12 packs and that was what came up on the thing and it said the store deal is that it's $3.99 if you have the card but then you go up and do it and it says do you have the E coupon as well because you have to have the coupon but I read the sign as it said use your card or electronic coupon and I was thinking this was a Super Bowl deal so we got five 12 packs right that's gonna last at least till tomorrow and then they had a special on the bottles the six pack of bottles they were uh $6.99 I think it was $6.99 or $5.49 I can't remember what it was but if you buy four of them it was just $15 so we got those well then we go to the self checkout and it rings up the one item it gives just a coupon on the bottles but no coupon on the 12 packs and then I realized while reading the flyer that it says that you can only use that coupon five times per transaction and we had six containers so it didn't take it off on any of them they decided that coupon applied to the six the four containers of the bottles but here's the thing the bottles were just a store sale it had it wasn't a coupon and it wasn't the uh have the card so I'm supposed to read the flyer and compare that to the app and then compare that to what the in store signage says and then just come up with a common denominator and decide oh well I'm gonna get what I'm gonna get and then [ __ ] off no so no Tino shade I had to leave everything in the grocery cart there I know that sounds [ __ ] up because somebody had to put that away but guess what that's what sucks about working at Ralph's I guess I don't know what to tell you I'm the one who left the lemon the onion the [ __ ] cilantro and all the sodas so if you saw that that was me I don't know what to tell you I don't feel bad not one tiny bit at all you should feel bad you should feel bad it's not my job to cross reference [ __ ] everything to figure out at what point you're going to do what it said store a coupon for anybody that's just the deal right now this one said you have to have either the card or the electronic coupon well we had the card not the elect elic coupon so then we look up on the app and we find the electronic coupon that's in the app but there's no bar to scan it so we ask somebody hey can you help and he's like oh sh I don't know what to tell you yeah well yeah I don't know what to tell you means that I don't really blame that person I kind of blame the training actually I where's my thing that says CEO I'd like to speak from the CEO of Delo to the CEO of Ralph's you should not make your customers have to cross reference three different the in Store the app and the flyer that comes to the house to decide which one which one like supersedes the other one and then try to figure that out and then realize that I'm going to have to leave the groceries there that's your fault not mine do you want to see me take a break so I think you want to see me take a [Applause] [Music] [Applause] break do you have expensive taste when it comes comes to perfume like me do you end up with a Shelf full of half-used bottles like me well with scent bird you can have great taste and switch up your 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cologne for just $8 sign on and smell [Music] amazing I bought these glasses at Dollar Tree the other day what do you think of that just something simple oh my God oh my God hello what in the world what little green sofa how where do this come from my brain well I felt like since I made the curtain I should be the be the set you know oh a little blue carpet oh my God even the cards yeah this one says a [ __ ] that's very Delta and the plant oh yeah this is I made this plant this morning I was like oh yeah she's always got something on the desk you are ridiculous my guest today is the drag Terror of Los Angeles with a heart of gold she's a podcaster the Creator and star of the hit party fat [ __ ] and she sewed my curtains for me it's the one and only meatball hello hi hi hello you know Wicked I don't I'm going to take you when it comes to La we should go watch Wicked together and then we could do a recap on it because I feel like you would really love the First Act do they sing Everything or do they like talk and then go into songs they talk and then go into song okay see I can get into that I have a hard time with like everything being like song and connected with song I've never seen anything like that oh I guess operas are like that aren't they like aita wasn't kind of never seen it oh see Madonna's in that movie right right she's an Italian woman yeah uh she's yeah she's in it and she's an Italian woman what's aita the character is Eva Peron why is it called aita well because is it called like little little Eva it's like iita like like a taco and a takito but a takito is round cylindrical so why would it I don't know why isn't it why isn't it why do you ask the hard questions already I know I'm sorry I'm sorry it's you've been podcasting for 500 years because you know how to really ask the hard question I like to fry the big fish you do you do you fry all the fish um meatball is there a last name or was there ever it was Queen for a while meatball Queen uh but I just just meatball right that's nice the thing is my Instagram handle is spiciest meatball and so when I first started drag everyone would just call me spicy they' be like welcome to the stage spicy and i' be like no it's just meatball and they're like but your account is spiciest like Raja Gemini which is just just Raja I heard that story it was just cuz rehea needed to put a last name in Facebook that's so funny yeah and that's also like Jules Long Beach girl like that's not really her name oh wait that one I've never actually made that connection it's just where she's from oh I always call her jewes Long Beach but I always she now does it too but I'm like that's not your name I've known you since we were babies like oh that's so funny she's just Jewels oh what about just Jews that could bees Just Jack just jws Just Judy there's a jack named Judy in her Instagram is Judy just Judy Judy Judy Bo booty banana f foodi um I would say that you needed to explain that you sewed these curtains but I think I mean based on what you're wearing which I am in love with thank you so much it was just hot glue and a dream really it's everything thank you it's everything it's choking me I didn't quite I should have attached it to my shoulder somehow but I just you know I love this set I know you got a new set one of your producers sent me a picture of the set and they said could you just wear something that matches this and so I decided to wear the set right like why coordinate when you could match when I could just be her right I love it I don't know what I'm going to do with this little sofa later but well I think you're going to just wear the outfit because I know hang it up like a curtain around here well I talked to Dipper um not too long ago and I was talking about what a mad house my um storage unit is and how it's just disgusting and makes no sense I have so many clothes in there that I never wear or I've worn one time and I'm like I just bought that to wear one time and Dipper was like you know meatball is really good about managing her stuff because what she'll do is make obviously you make everything and they're gorgeous and you'll make them and you'll rotate them for a minute and then you're like I'm good on that and then you'll have new things and I sell them and I wish I had the wherewithal to do that because I think it would keep me more focused to not have so much [ __ ] lingering I think that bogs me down no I'm jealous of your storage unit because because you can go 300 episodes or whatever and only wear the same wig once yeah you know what I mean like you have a large collection and often times I'll go oh where's that one costume it would be perfect for this theme night and then it's gone it's sold and some girl I get there and some girls wearing it at that night and I was like I regret that but also some of it is just like what am I going to do with a [ __ ] bodysuit you know I can make that in a day well and the magic is that you do it does live on with someone else so I think it's kind of cool to see that yeah it goes on to some ugly person and they wear that ugly costume on their ugly body what is fat what is fat I think it's when your body stores calories I don't know I don't know I just started working out and frankly I don't get it I don't like it I don't understand people that work out all the time and are sore all the time how do you live life like this what is [ __ ] [ __ ] is when you wake up in the morning and it burns when you PE pe oh has that ever happened to you happened this morning we're going to see what happens I was on the phone in the dressing room trying to get some pills yeah that's what uh Big Dipper said whenever he gets gonar Ria he uh will just go online and he'll just CL I didn't even know it was that easy they they were like what do you going to do it I was like I guess go to a clinic after clicky clap clicket clap pots and pans yeah you just bang them together and you get pills at your door it's fine f it's totally fine I think it's easy um so what is fat [ __ ] though fat [ __ ] is a Vibe it's an event it's um my favorite party that I throw it's the only one that I throw I don't know I was just thinking about it the other day I get so many compliments on the party not to Che my own horn but because um someone said I hate when gay people gather together so I hate going out to gay bars but something about my party they were like yours is the only one that it's bearable at because it's not just gay people it's uh it's a collection of everybody my Straight neighbors started coming all the time and they said can I say [ __ ] and I said only around me um they I don't know I just like the the vibe of the party yeah it feels very inclusive and it's not just for fat people when I started it I wanted it to be a bear party okay for just fat bears um but then I realized I was like that's so Niche there's like a whole world of people that don't feel super accepted at in weho or like because that Vibe is such a its own thing and I was like I want a space where everyone can just like dress up and feel stupid yeah and I feel like that's the party well I say BL the times that I have been to the club what I love about what you do is that you just know that I'm insane anyway so you really do hold the space for people's personalities and individual proclivities so you have said to me when I come if you want to come and [ __ ] leave immediately I will make it so if you want to stay and you want to get entirely drunk and lose your mind I will make make it so and I know that and I feel that so like I remember the first time I went to the second time I went the second time I was like oh I'm definitely going to stay and then it was one of those things where it's like no you're getting up to record tomorrow and I was like oh okay well maybe I will maybe I won't but I always feel like just as you said it is a place where anybody and any personality can go and feel like they can be on the edge of the party they can be in the middle of the party they can be in the Eating Contest they could not they could you know what I mean like yeah and that's the great thing about it too is that there's like the two drag shows that always start on time 10:30 and 11:30 and then there's the sexy food eating competition that starts at 12:30 so there's it some people only come for the second act of the drag show and then they leave or some people only come for the Eating competition or only come for the drag show at the beginning and it's like they know what time it's going to be they know what they're getting into and the way Precinct is set up is there's TVs all around the bar and we project it outside on the patio so if you want to just go outside and not be surrounded by bodies and still see the show you can go out there and smoke and enjoy it and have a nice time and also I like to build this show where it's like um there's a comedy girl there's uh someone who's going to do death drops and kicks and splits and then there's someone who's going to do a sad slow song there's going to be gothy numbers there's going to be com like it's just a a group of everything so everyone gets fed a little bit right right and where did the sexy eating contest like come into it where did that how did that develop you know I don't know I knew that I needed something the party needed something different every party here every drag show is just like you see the drag show and you sit around the bar and drink and I was like I need to wait for the people to be [ __ ] gross and like what I love is laughing and at people and like having fun with people so I was like oh I could just like make a bunch of gross foods and make people strip and [ __ ] the food and then I think people thought that I might have like a weird food fetish which is fine which is totally fine no I don't have a food fetish I weirdly I thought I would have discovered that if it was that but no I have a foot fetish I like get my little piggy sucked on you know what I mean but that's beside the point we'll get to that I just wanted something wild and crazy and Precinct normally doesn't let people make a mess at all um but for this party it just slowly started getting Messier and Messier to the point now where they have a special cleaning crew that comes after my party cuz they're like tired of finding shrimp tails and mashed potatoes everywhere my favorite thing that I like to do is I get to make the Jello-O molds cuz I you know I like to make things so I was super inspired by like aspix from like the early' 60s 7s where people would just put like shrimp and salad inside of the mold of a Jell-O and then I got really good at it because I was like starting to layer them and then mix colors and then I figured out that you can like you could put mashed potatoes in it you could put turkey you could put a layer of shrimp a layer of peas and then a layer of gravy on the bottom it's delicious but have you stayed for the sexy food eating competition and I'm curious as to like what you think is like an actual sexy food um the food isn't sexy the bodies are okay but if you were to eat a food that you thought this is a sexy food like say we were going to film a commercial a CLA any CLA right cuz it's chocolate on top there's cream in the middle there's a lot to work with is that the kind of doughnut you get at a dnut shop no I get um what is the thing a bear claw or like a apple fritter oh baby see apple fritter is the number one that's the elite when it's got the the chunks of Apple in it cuz what if you get it and it's too puffy I don't like that I like that I don't want it to be light and airy no I need it to be dense see is what I'm talking and a bear claw is lovely a bear claw's nice anything sort of Appley cinnamony I'm down for are you into Maple Donuts cuz I I I love a maple bar I can't really get behind the maple flavor like it's not no what about a raised donut or a cake donut raised donut I don't like cake Donuts I'm not that much into them either unless it's the um apple cider donuts or what are those called apple cider donuts you get them when you go um apple picking and then they have the donuts you know when you go apple picking me and my friends used to do that we would go apple picking and pumpkin patch picking and eventually we were like why are we on the train for an hour and a half to go pay to do something that we could just buy at a store true it's the experience right you don't want that experience that bad at that point I was like good put the alcohol in me let's let's experience that you know what I mean are you going to wear this outfit at fatl or no I don't think so I don't it's truly choking me so I think I'll just wear it here and then maybe hang it up on the wall somewhere and that's an actual like Rod back there that yeah that might have to come home with me I was just kind of using whatever I had in my house and so this really did come out of my living room you really are choking to death I can see it it's slowly Rising you're such an artist I am but I love that I'm like blending in right let's take a [Applause] break we are back with meatball you are also the co-host of sloppy sloy seconds with Big Dipper and meatball yeah and you've been doing this for what how many episodes tons of episodes we come out twice a week which is wild um and it's even crazier that people like listen to it religiously do you get this you'll be out with your friends you'll be out with people you start to tell a story and they're go oh no baby I already heard I listen to the Pod and you're like well uh don't then yeah cuz that's all I got babes yeah this is my life yeah so that happened to me last night I was hanging out with someone telling them they're like no no no I'm a mom plus I already heard all of this I heard it today so they need new content yeah so I'm like okay well let me experience things then leave me alone what am I supposed to do anyway the podcast has been so fun we've been doing live show shows uh we did one in New York that truly was so fun you just did a live show too in San Diego isn't it like just a different vibe it's way different and also because I was by myself and I had never done it by myself um I couldn't judge how long segments were going and I told and I thought I really thought that I was just old school and didn't know how to use my phone so I was asking the girls in the back can you set like multiple timers so can I like preet like a 12 minute a 20 minute and they were like no baby you have to set it every time what how does the iPhone not just save a bunch of timers I don't know but that pisses me off all the time especially when I'm trying to cook two things right yeah yeah have you ever cooked two things at once I eat more than I cook slay yeah same I bet you cook more than you eat no no no I just tried to meal prep something the other day and I ate the whole thing and I had gas for the whole day what gives you gas baby everything I'm also drinking a lot of protein shakes right now and that is just ruining my life right and I don't know if they're going to smell or not sometimes it's odorless sometimes death death I feel a lot of achievement when there's like a a when you pass gas and it's like bellowing when it's like like that I want it to be like I feel like that's Germanic in a way like a brutalist fart yeah like it's like a barrel and it's like it's like we hold space we girls right and so I feel like especially if you can feel yourself like wobble a bit like you feel your stomach move you know what I mean but see now ever since you told your story about Soup Plantation I feel like you should be a little weary about letting out a big old no I know I know what's going to happen and when it's going to happen I I'm a I'm a fart Whisperer I know you're the Oracle of farts I know this is something I realized recently we like to eat at Lucille's barbecue and I usually go like once a week right well you've been really telling them off lately on the Instagram story so what's going on why would you go back well I learned something that I think there's something in the iced tea there that causes me to [ __ ] as soon as I'm done eating because when we leave we always want to go to this to the Ross and we always say we're going to walk it off as soon as we pull up to the Ross which is in the same shopping center we're just moving the car I always go please turn around we have to go back to Lucille's because I know I can like get to the bathroom really quickly and it's every time I eat there if we at Olive Garden not a problem Cheesecake Factory not a problem the mom and pop not a problem every time we go to Luc seals there will be an accident but maybe I mean let me put my little investigator hat on maybe it could be possibly the Ross because there has been in Tik toks on Instagram saying like the minute you walk into a HomeGoods or a Ross your body says release that could be it could be that your brain is like oh or maybe you feel so at home at Ross it's like that thing like the closer to at home you get the more you have to pee how do you get your glitter to be so perfect I not done talking about your bowel movements I know but I keep staring at your makeup your makeup application is so perfect every [ __ ] time I don't agree we might have two different approaches like I have like a tiny bit of makeup on right now well compared to what you have on I want to do that I've almost did that today and I was like you know you're going to look so stupid cuz you don't know what you're doing like the time I tried to do Alaska's makeup and it just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger to the point where Alaska goes are you me yeah how do you know how to make it like that it's all I know okay it's like I started just putting on too much the glitter it's it's always hit or miss if you watch the podcast like you can like skip through and you can kind of see days where I was definitely rushed because like one side of it will be so tall and the other side will be like angular I don't know you know I've kind of given up on trying to look pretty I I think you're beautiful and I think you know that well I don't think that and William calls me Shrek lady Shrek Fiona Shrek Willam calls you that yeah but I feel it I feel that I think there's glamour in it how do you do that cuz I was I was looking at pictures of you is that just your um your highlight up into the eye and then how do you get that line so clean well people call it my nose tree people online say oh look you have your nose Tree on because my Contour in my nose goes like up in yeah that's how it's supposed to do that's what I thought that's what you have too but no they they call it out and they say oh sure she goes with the nose tree again or like sometimes like right now these are obviously my eyebrows but sometimes I'll block my brows out I would say 70% of the time that I do the show I block my brows out the rest of the time I'll use my own like if I have glasses I'm going to use my own because no one's going to be able to see the difference but when I do that people get like real judgy and they're like oh my God that same stamped brow and I'm like well this is my brow like people used to complain cuz I wear the same I blue eyeshadow same color blue glitter every single time I don't feel a need I'm not like I'm not trying to be like a fashion makeup girly I'm trying to like get the makeup on so that I could go out there and be an [ __ ] right that's the goal my makeup palette with the most colors in it that I use is the makeup palette That You released oh yes and you you gifted me and honestly I mean it has everything that I needed in it but it doesn't have and I really fought for it it doesn't have a black or a brown and I was like we don't need two like the orange and the red are so similar we could get away with just taking one of those out but the white I loved M called that one shrinkle because my favorite white is the sugar pill Taco uhhuh if you ever use that I haven't oh you got to get in it I'll bring you one I remember um Grandma's pickles Grandma's pickles Comfort plus Comfort plus cuz we like to fly recently I got onto a flight and the person handed me a seat Bel extender me asking offended oh I was pissed I said I've lost 40 lbs they've never done that before I think they were trying to be nice trying to like kind of behind like slip it over to me and I um I stole it and it's in my drag room hang on to that we might travel together sometime and I might have to sneak that from you I would love to travel with you I would love that I you know when I travel I'm I don't know if you're the same way but I have no budget in the airport oh yeah it doesn't exist zero that money is invisible money it's funny money it's funny money it's Monopoly money it's Monopoly money I one time was trapped in an airport and like my flight got delayed so I went and ate a hamburger at one place and then I um was still hungry so I went to another place and ate another hamburger that was about a $80 experience MH mhm doesn't matter what are you going to go for in an airport is it normally going to be a hamburger if you've got a layover if there's a layover I'll do generally if I'm going to stop and eat somewhere I'll do a chicken Caesar salad cuz they all tastes the same no matter where you go but for some reason I think it was the Austin Airport and if you've ever been in that airport they have like barbecue places and like real restaurants the salt lck yes and they got the ribs and you know what they used to have that they got rid of I think is they used to have a vinegar based klaa and then the last time I was there it was like a creamy regular which was just fine but I looked forward to that particular Co saw and it was gone what's your favorite airport I do like the Austin Airport just because the things but I recently um fell in love with the renovations at the Salt Lake airport um the bathrooms are fantastic they're gorgeous there's plenty of room nobody's looking around nobody you know what I hate is when you get off the plane and you're like oh I've got to go pee and cuz I where's the Ross where's the Ross I've got to [ __ ] my pants where's the seals um when you get off the plane I never go to that first bathroom I always wait to get down to baggage claim cuz everyone's focused on their bags I can sneak back go to the bathroom but I hate when you get in there and it's just like that line and it's like why in one of those first bathrooms by the terminals why is there like one or two urinals and then like one stall that doesn't make any sense you need more you need way more especially in the terminal if I really got to go because I can't go in public I wait in line for the family restroom H that's that's smart why do you think um a lot of times there's a there's a place I work at pretty frequently in Southern California name see I want to I want to but I just can't okay and when I go into the stall it doesn't smell like [ __ ] it smells gy it smells like I don't know what it is but it just it smells like a wet dog is it a family restroom a women or genderless it's generally the quote unquote men's restroom and the the quote women's the women's is Messier but it doesn't stink as bad prct no no no no no no no no no I've never used the restroom there cuz I thought that's where the Eating Contest took place it's where they clean up no um I don't get I I sometimes things really do stink for me and I don't love that I don't like that I have a very sensitive nose so when people I'm G to say something when drag queens don't watch their costumes I do not stick around with them you can't feature that I can't talk to them because it's all I can do is think of like this the smell mhm uhoh what's flying in oh no oh I've been waiting Subway Subway has introduced some new items they came out in January but we were waiting let's see if we got we I don't think we got everything oh okay we got they had three new foot long items oh that gave me the Shivers a foot long churro oh the foot long cookie a foot long pretzel and it looks like they may not have had the [ __ ] foot long cookie so they sent a six-pack of cookies let's see I don't know the foot long churro I've been seeing all over Tik Tok oh come on oh they are fresh though oh yeah they are fresh oh the this is a foot long no can I say something to Subway I love you Subway but I remember when a sub and I haven't eaten it Subway in forever but I was at an airport recently and it was the only thing that looked like food um I remember a foot long used to be $6 yeah $7 now it's $11 $12 it's doubled in price it's not even real bread legally they can't call it bread they can't why cuz it's more plastic oh look it up I haven't done the research so there's less calories have made that up you know basically I'm losing blood flow cuz I'm being choked out I could be lying right girl now they knew they were wrong for this I want you to open that they knew they were very wrong for that churro for $5 no it wasn't $5 I lie ma'am this isn't it was only $2.49 I want you to taste it to tell me if it really does taste like cinnamon cuz that's the key I think is the cinnamon and sugar yeah that's what makes a Cher a chur right have you ever bought a Cher off a in a subway station from a a cart no there we go yeah that a it I've had better at Disneyland oh God it's not crunchy enough on the outside or soft enough on the inside I want to say that this item the churro from Subway the foot long churro let me say this the foot long churro from Subway tastes no more than its $249 price tag I don't think it tastes less than that but I don't think it tastes more than that um I would pay 250 for that and be disappointed every time probably it needs to not taste like the plastic it's made out of it's put like a weird film on the back of my mouth okay this is the foot long pretzel I love a pretzel anytime I see a pretzel on a menu I'm getting it but you know what's real funny there's no sauce was there an option for sauce a paid sauce it doesn't say it just says they didn't put it on the receipt I don't want this part cuz there's no salt but there is some sort of water on it or something would you like to have that you can have as much as you or as little as you want your nails are so pretty they're they're unfinished are they I like the ring fingers pretty on that hand it fell off Delta oh thank you for pointing that out just thought maybe you were sick or something you know it was one of those days where the glue would not stick to my finger I did the alcohol wipe I did everything and it just wouldn't stick you just have to get a simple Manny just a simple is that your real nail well no these are just like stick on like Kelly mantle or Bianca Del Rio oh they just isn't not a Broadway thing where like they just put a stripe down your nail and if you move your hands it yeah why not I don't think there's anything wrong with that it looks finished okay what do this needs a dipping sauce I can tell by looking at you're going to die I can tell cuz you're already choking anyway and then that on top of it oh God it's like stale I just not going to eat that put it on here you don't have to cover it you don't have to cover it we know we're friends you can see my inzer and my Moler bite right here if someone wanted to clone me this would be perfect cuz it's so dry I have no teeth so I just swallow the whatever I put in there what do you say this needs what would you say this it needs a dipping sauce and it needs to be fresh it needs to come as like a frozen dough and then they bake it in store like they do their bread because the bread at least is like warm and inviting and this is just stale yeah I think it was very stale and I don't think it I don't think it was 379 without a dipping sauce $379 for that9 if it had a dipping sauce I'd give it a little more credit 150 150 150 uh less than the churro oh yeah way less than the churro for sure the churro at least has a little texture oh I forgot we're doing the cookies well those cookies are 210 calories a cookie mhm how many calories can you have at a meal as much as I want I guess these have 10 gram of fat 30 gr of carbohydrate 1 gram of fiber 18 gram of sugar G of added sugar 18 grams of added sugar mama we going to die today mhm I can't feel my toes you know diabetes you know the diabetes neck I do you know about the diabetes neck cuzz when jobba the Hut was over here sitting up my God that's all y'all were talking about she's talking about you Miha Miha so we could not get the footl long cookie click your heels so you can [ __ ] go home no I'm Mirage um that means nothing to you you don't watch that show what show exactly what are these cookies the show Dr RS no I want I saw the first episode and then it was like now you have to download whatever and I'm like I'm not downloading anything else ever [ __ ] again like ever again stop moving Network stop stop who is going to end up bundling everything one day just charge me let's just call that cable and we'll go back to regular cable because I think that might be cheaper now because I had to like I'm making all these new accounts I'm downloading all this new stuff on my TV and I was like what is the point I don't want to do it I don't want to do it either we couldn't get the foot long cookie I think that's only available in certain markets so we got six cookies these are all chocolate chip not even a variety they feel warm you know is do you like a chocolate chip cookie normally I do I do I do uhhuh I do not bad mm I mean they were warm uhhuh what do you think of the vanilla in that is there enough no why does it have a almost taste of cardboard or or wood shavings you know when you're cutting plastic in these on no this is wood right so these are biod but you know when you're cutting cutting Pine at the Home Depot and they and you can smell it that's what's that's what this tastes like when you go to Subway if you were to get a cookie what would be your first choice would it be I wouldn't be getting cookies at Subway I don't need at Subway oh you don't need at Subway no only if it's truly the last option really I do not like the smell of it really I'm going to blow your mind here I'm a little bougie when it comes to Foods these well you can be you run the most successful eating contest in the world well no those Foods I buy at Walmart okay but uh yeah I don't often eat fast food and if I do it's like a McDonald's breakfast sandwich M because I know that it's a fresh Cracked Egg I get the bacon egg and cheese McMuffin okay is that not yours no I like to have the um the two sausage McMuffins with egg but then I don't eat the hash brown because the hash browns are [ __ ] up now you have to tell them fry it hard oh fry it hard that's what I said that really what I literally say can you fry the hash brown hard can you fry it hard yeah baby you've never heard fry hard no but I have you heard of a hot Sprite why is it spicy let's take a [Applause] [Music] break action why why did you do this to me I thought you wanted me here I do do but I knew it would be off the rails and I wouldn't want to do my work I would want to just sit here and laugh with you I'm supposed to do my work and I'm supposed to be like and we're back welcome to today we have with us but like I don't want to do that I want to watch you play with Barbies on your boobs in a sofa in a sofa I um the more I looking at this costume in camera I really wish I would have just worn a normal dress huh no no I wish I would have just I wish I would have just a normal dress cuz I'm choking I know but I like watching you choke you're not going to die and we are back talking about wild hookups and hanging hanging from curtains do you say do you think those are curtains or drapes C what's the difference I think they DP the drape like drapes I think these are drapes oh cuz the curtain is like you close it in front of the window but the drape is like the Decor on the side I think I would believe that yes I mean that sounds like we know what we're talking is yes fancier I like it this is the part of the podcast uh that we call readme Delta read me Delta people send in their letters they ask questions sometimes they say inappropriate things I think it's fine yeah I like the other episod an episode I was watching where you got a bill someone just sent you a bill someone sent me a bill have you ever been tipped with a receipt somewhere no I get that at brunch sometimes and I could not feel more disgusting about myself when someone will tip me like this and I'm not looking and then when I go to the back and I set my money down I'm like that's a receipt like that's a receipt from like Food Lion or something someone gave me a a American Express like gift card uhhuh so I went to go check how much money was left on it cuz it said $100 it had $250 on it $22.50 could have gotten a uh churro you could have gotten a churro if it was at the right place um if you would like to send a letter you can send it to readme Delta gmail.com um look at this this is fancy as hell you open it with a knife a lter opener you know that you know how we do you know how you do okay dear very Delta and very meatball my partner and I disagree on the correct way to eat an Oreo I prefer to eat them in one bite especially when dunking them so that no Crumbs are scattered across the floor table no chase lounge or any nearby surface my partner prefers to eat them and several bites result and crumbs flying across the room in a dramatic fashion am I wrong for consuming an Oreo in one bite like a piggy pig pig should I sacrifice cleanliness for a more paced indulgent experience what is the most very Delta way to eat an Oreo sincerely veryy Le I thought the correct way to eat an Oreo was you split it in half and then you like use your teeth to right grind off the icing and then you just eat the cookies individually that's what I think and I think that's less and you get more individual flavor yeah flavor do you like Oreos I do do you have like a specialty flavor of Oreo that you like I I think just the plain ones are fine I think the double stuffed ones it's a little indulgent that's like a little too much oh too much well the double stuffs are good if you're like super into the icing flavor but sometimes I think that like they kind of perfected it with the first one it's the right balance of icing to cookie I like the Golden Oreos which are like the vanilla flavor yeah I love those and what's is the icing any different flavor the same what's your go-to cookie at the grocery store okay the well I often don't I don't really like sweets at all like I don't eat cookies that often but if I were to it would be the um Keebler elfes make a copy of the Girl Scout cookies so it's the little Samoa cookie it's the coconut chocolate caramel they make a really good dupe and so I'll always get that but it is Girl Scout season I think when this episode comes out so go and buy from from a local little child yeah have you seen when they set up outside of Weight Watchers I'm M yeah kimchi buys them out [Music] damn cuz she's a Weight Watcher girl um it's not a joke wait a minute wait is there no more questions no there is but I want to go back the items were supposed to be anti an's foot long pretzel that's what we ate from Subway that was they that was ATI they were representing anti ant oh anti an better too you want one better they were representing a Cinnabon foot long churro baby I know Cinnabon I know Cinnabon better than there are no way in hell you were [ __ ] serious about that and I take this very personally first of all I love atie Ann's foot long pretzels but those are like we're saying those are made fresh you watch the person [ __ ] Twist It Bop It lay it down how would you like team up with somebody and then do such a disservice to their Branden that's Cinnabon girl you know Cinnabon even the most basic thing at Cinnabon would never taste like that it would be soft warm and very buttery baby I love oh God you making me want to go to a mall that's a sexy food get Cinnabon and put me in the contest [ __ ] it up I will put it inside my rectum and I will push it out like a slushie can you imagine how delicious that would be well for I feel like if we want to see that we'll just take you to a Soup Plantation I mean or no Lucille's Lucille's you right what's your favorite do you like the ribs there I should I go there's not one near here is there the ribs are good but I like my ribs I like my bones dry and then I like to put my own sauce on yes absolutely oh I hate when a place put some barbecue sauce on top and I like no I think they default with that but they got rid of their um their brisket burnt ends which were my favorite I love a burn end so do I and I like to ask for extra burnt extra well so they're crispy like be their pulled pork is delicious but I love their Texas Red Hots which are like super their hot link is so spicy to me o that I sweat I'm like this and I like to have Country Fair corn pudding from there which do this all one order well I don't get all of that I just these are like the things I'll alternate so I'll usually do the two meat combo at lunch which comes with one side but dinner comes with two sides and more of a protein portion whatever you get okay um but I think the lunch portion is perfect I really do yes I like a blood s barbecue oh tell it's a little it's very good falls off the bone but when I do order it for delivery it's always like it's my mouth is watering it becomes like $120 because I just want it all I want it all and I do that and then I'll throw some of it away like what would you get though oh I get the ribs I get the burnt ends I get a brisket and I get uh the sausage like sliced and then I'll get their mac and cheese which is never really that good but I you always have to order it and then you throw it away and then I get the cornbread you know what's funny to me is how many people are like oh the mac and cheese such and such is so good nobody's mac and cheese is good like nobody nobody stop saying like oh it's not bad like people be like oh popey's is not bad no it tastes exactly as everybody and you know popey's is pulling a game in Las Vegas speaking about Las Vegas again they called their store in the in the hotel we were saying out they called it Louisiana Kitchen so I saw a sign for Louisiana Kitchen I thought oh I love I'm from Louisiana I love Louis Cajun food that's for me I look inside popyes stop it I got the dirty rice they're probably teamed up with Cinnabon with a they're going to have a Cinnabon chicken cinnabun chicken antie anzu all right hi Delta work and sexy guest star w w I'm JC from San Francisco first I want to thank you for making my life better every week you've always inspired me and I admire a dedication to drag and self-love I'm a gay Latino man and I've kept a secret for years I want to do drags so bad I have had a $300 wig sitting in the closet for the last three years but I just don't have the balls or the courage to do something with it I'm a 45-year-old man who is not living his best self because I want to transform into the woman fantasy but I'm so scared what can I do please help me Delta all my love JC I mean do it you you have it is your right of passage to get in drag I mean and you identify as a gay Latino male I'm telling you right now if you especially I mean anybody can do drag drag is for everybody it's for everybody but if you have had that wig I have my I have no it's not for everybody but a lot of people but I have a lot of confidence in you because you knew enough to know I want a really great wig and that as long as you start somewhere maybe you have a really great outfit maybe you bought one of Meatballs outfits and you're like I I want to wear that someday That's the basis right there you know what you want so so I think it's just the you already have the desire go for it also you're in San Francisco so here's the thing do it throw it on go to a princess at the Oasis hosted by Tito Soo um super inviting a crowd audience all the drag queens there are super supportive of each other um get like just do it yeah have a friend drive you there though you don't want to be in an Uber and your first time in drag that's going to be very uncomfortable and jarring you need some you need comfort the whole way through have a couple drinks at home if you drink or do whatever you want to relax maybe order some barbecue and eat it get in Drag and then head out make it a whole thing yeah maybe if you are too scared to go out at first um could you maybe get fully in drag at home and give yourself like a photo shoot like maybe you could set up your camera and a timer and say like I want to I want to just see what I look like and how I feel in it and then you know meatball will attest to this meatball is a pro in any shoe but if if you are not a pro in any shoe be careful in what you go out in for the very first time because I'm going to tell you and I'm not trying to like uh make you feel scared just make you feel informed maybe sometimes you might have to go running you just have no idea what's going to happen a man in a red truck might turn on you he might I mean but where get a high heel Croc for your first time outan I know you hate a Croc but they're very in right now just be comfortable and have a good time and you're right do a photo shoot at home first that's how I started yeah why not I first time me and my friends I had a bunch of my friends come over they helped me put the makeup on we made it an evening we were drinking we took a bunch of photos together and then the next time I went out I went to exposure drag in Highland Park and it was the same situation I was very nervous but once I got there all the queens were like excited that there was like a new drag person around absolutely I think um not just a photo shoot maybe you go live on Instagram and you tell your friends like Hey I'm I'm going to be going live and drag like make a little announcement let people know like that you know she's coming she's tonight she comes I know tonight she comes no what is that song by The Cars you're too young I'm so young I know tonight she comes oh she's going to come I've been coming a lot lately girl we ate today we gave advice today you ever take pills to make you come more no do you do that I did and it's wild what happen like a fountain well yeah well yes no it's just a lot more than before yeah yeah I like to say heavy CER heavy yeah I like my gum heavy do you say like do you can be like um oh I was cheating come cheating right that sounds like a lot I like when someone says I'm shooting ropes uhhuh shooting ropes do you probate no I don't uh do that do you probate I love a good probate yeah probate lawyer yes yeah yeah do you have a lawyer on retainer not on retainer but I I I used to cuz I had uh gotten in a car accident that was pretty bad is that how you lost the nail yeah I was on my way here I will tell you the other night I wasn't even drunk and I was driving and never mind I mean I think I basically drove my car up over a curb because I had it on Auto Drive but the it didn't register the curb because it was raining oh so it like went and I was like ah are are you like like Night Rider like kit from Night Rider is that what you have uh kind of yeah well I just let it drive me home sometimes cuz I want to like text and uh be on instagam what kind of car is that I'm not going to tell you what kind of car I drive like an electronic car yeah oh what' you think I metant I don't know I couldn't figure it out I thought I thought there was only one kind of electronic car no there's multiple now oh [ __ ] you should get one no why not I wouldn't be any good with that because you could then you could save yourself like a good hour and do your make up while you're driving in I actually that would be sickening they expensive uh you're rich not really I'm not rich not anymore you're a rich [ __ ] you're a rich [ __ ] no you know what you are a rich [ __ ] because um your successful party and I'm not going back to this to kiss your ass but it should be noted it should be [ __ ] noted that it is probably one of the handful and I mean handful of gigs in Southern California that not only treats the entertainers every Entertainer like a star but compens Ates and facilitates so amazingly that it makes people feel like [ __ ] I this is like an out of town gig like but it's in town and so you leave like wow like I feel so valued I feel so like energized so when people go it's like everyone feels sa well I I when I started it I I mean when I started drag I was doing gigs for $50 when I was driving all over the town I was driving an hour and a half out of town for $50 and I was like that's just not fair like I want my party to be I want the people that are in the show to feel compensated enough that they want to do bigger numbers or like and like we'll take an Uber home so that they're not driving drunk and I want them to feel like appreciated so if it's if I'm not making as much money but everyone else is I'm fine with that that's wild I want the Divas to have their money well they do and they feel great um thank you for being here thank you for having me that's me choking why is it spicy you um everyone can follow you at spiciest meatball on all all social media platforms no it's spiciest meatball on Instagram and then it's me fat drag meatball on Twitter and then it's meatball the drag queen on Tik Tok and then what is it on venmo spiciest meatball on venmo send me that vinmo money so I can keep paying these Divas more money honey coins coins yeah and send me money for this outfit that I made CU I had to buy I had to buy all these things all of them well I made I can't believe the couch really the couch sends me that was my favorite part too that's why it's on my right titty thank you so much for listening to and watching um the one on the back I won't let it end the one back much fun I'm never going to let this episode end oh your back titties yeah what how do you hide that in a bra um well I buy a bra like the back of my bra is about that big right and I buy the back smoothing balconet from Lane Bryant casik back smoothing balconet is what you're really looking for so it gives you the most coverage in the back but then I also have my special trick back here which I can't show everyone cuz it's not been patented yet okay you know what it is yes um ace bandage and duct tape yeah Landon cider taught me how to get my my tits together have you ever watched them tape down it's insane that's got well I remember saying to Landon one time I'm like how come every time I wear something low cut like my tits like my nipples always show my nipple always show and and like it just doesn't work and L it took Landon to say to me because of the trajectory of how you push your bust up that is not how clothing is made for the people that are normally wearing it they're normally wearing it for like a teardrop breast that is just lightly supported but you're pushing everything up to maximize what you have and so your nipples are coming out it really takes a village it takes really takes land Insider it takes land Insider truly if you ever have anything they have the answer they have the answer um thank you so much for listening to and watching very Delta our show comes out every Monday subscribe to Mom podcast YouTube channel and turn on the notifications so you don't miss an episode and search for very Delta on your favorite podcast apps to listen to the audio only version if you just can't take all of this beauty hello it's so spicy I [ __ ] hate her you can also sign up for our premium offerings on Mom plus Gold by visiting momp podcast.com plus where you get weekly episodes of more VAR Delta and don't forget to send all of your questions to readme Delta gmail.com and you can follow me on Instagram at Delta work until next week keep things very [Applause] Delta Ros law to listen to VAR Delta adree a day early and to get access to more VAR Delta sign up for Mom plus gold at Mom podcast. plusus very Delta is produced by Moguls of media AKA mom hosted by Delta work production supervision and Engineering by Margo Padilla editing and post- production by Doug Robertson with original theme music by Will Pips executive produced by Willam Alaska Big Dipper Camille stennis and Joe cilio the realness mom

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Length: 67min 54sec (4074 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 19 2024