Ventriloquist Pete Michaels on Comedy At Club 54.

I say well this guy's played in Atlantic City Las Vegas in my opinion one of the best ventriloquist's in the world please welcome from New York City mr. Pete Michaels let him hear oh thank you so much give yourselves a big hand what a beautiful crowd you are come on here yeah yeah I brought a few of my friends with me tonight Oh ventriloquist has to do that as you know and the first grand to bring up for you guys right now he's a senior citizen in fact it's way past his bedtime I know he's asleep right now but he they're hitting in waves right now hey what did you senior citizen he's my next-door neighbor from two doors down but you're gonna have to applaud really loud just to bring him out so lazy I'm on a big round of applause for my good friend mr. Johnson bring out with a big hand mr. Johnson nice to see you how are you everything okay look at all the white folks no okay don't worry about it wrong interview what the hell was that no that was just a trunk the trunk lid closing I thought it was a damn dried by hole no drive-bys over here tonight now mr. Johnson now we got you out here tonight now I figure we talk a little bit about your life yeah now you're a married man correct oh let's not go there sunlit not good how long you been married too damn long no come on Oh mrs. Johnson who the sex fiend wait a minute mrs. Johnson is a sexy all that woman want to get laid all the time wanna get laid all the goddamn time sometimes twice a year scrutiny all of y'all twice a year that you should be a lot of wear and tear yeah then what happened I discovered viagra really what does she call you now the tripod miss Johnson does sex mean you want explain this to us yeah one day you know I came home early from work wait a minute what you don't still work at your age yeah hell yeah I still work and I Drive a car too you don't recognize these in John the cars recognize me no how about now you're gonna look at this stuff behind me one or two times yeah what kind of a job do you have at 81 years old I got a good job really a real hot pay an important kind of job I got a thousand people underneath thousand people yeah what are you the plant manager no on the caretaker and the sanitary it's a good way to look up old friends Julie Leroy I got that 20 bucks I still owe you a kiss my ass so now finish the door you they came home early from work yeah I hope not the funk dough right and there's miss Johnson standing in the doorway buck naked yeah I said woman what the hell you doing scented buck naked middle Anthony would she look to me she said hi Big Daddy that's what she calls me lady Big Daddy yeah I know your lady don't call you know Big Daddy little shrinky dink white boy yeah wait a minute I happen to be Italian yes so what's that mean well you know what they say about the the Italian sausage huh yeah I talked to a lady about that day Italian sausage what did she say you are the weakest link oh that was a good one goddammit all right finish your story now she's standing in making I said woman why are you standing buck next she should think daddy on the waiting all day long for you to come home from work so I could show you locks Dre I don't see no damn dress you within juicing again re buck nigga what you talk about she should don't think that if this is not love just tell Big Mama how you like her look Jess I figured I play along I looked it all up and down Owen needs ironing Oh wrigley ass she got a sheet my wife ash look like one in Chinese shar-pei doll wriggle another Nance Downie cat somewhere initially on the day one bird school least one per school I don't mean Grand Canyon what do you want to look at I want to see some young girls out there Oh sookie sookie now young girls huh hell yeah I want to snow Perth you not linen and shoes I'm gonna smell dengue I'll turn gay right okay all right so now mr. Johnson I watch a lot of television yeah you look like you do know they have these commercials on TV for senior citizen products during the day like what Oh things like for irregularity for example all Halley not into that really good what's the secret to staying regular I'm gonna tell you right now to see you to stay regular you've got to each a bran brand oh that's I'd buy an Blaine Blaine I eat bran air today all day you know one time I eat so much man I out a cargo box and there was a homeless sucker living in the tune OH stank is right so I guess with all this brand that you eat you must be what they call a a regular guy oh lord have mercy I'm so regular you know every morning eight o'clock on the dot clear got lot losing going on really all yeah weird huh Eddie morning 8 a.m. wow that's really good mr. Johnson not really I don't wake up until 9:00 80 years old my gosh how many people here round of applause I've ever been to New York City round of applause ever been to New York City yeah good time to bring around now he's from Brooklyn New York if you know where that is we've been together about ten year he's a lot of fun his first time in in this audience oh he give a big round of applause ladies and young man my good friend buddy let's bring out you're Sherlock needed an truncal - hey wait buddy but what's the prompt the trunk stinks that's a problem later on about it but this is a brand new trunk I just got the trunk it doesn't stink oh the trunk don't sting how about mr. Johnson since eight o'clock this morning and some homeless sucker in a box what the hell are you running we got y'all date tonight look around the audience let me know what you think this is nice lookin ot that women in the audience - good God Almighty women out there look at a girl sitting right in the funk we're gonna go right there right there right there yeah jerk like hi what's your name isn't what uni uni look it's Helen Keller's granddaughter I'll try this again one young lady right here first name what is it tarantula no no no what is it no Rancher nor Anja I heard it don't oh I'm sorry baby yeah are you married are you married you're dating something what's the deal you're married I'm in there no I know you're probably he's a wonderful guy but I got anything is the other guitar I get anything you could ever want in a man I got it is that a fact yeah and if I ain't got it think I can nail it on you know I can always work with puppets sometimes I work with like real human being type people so I'm gonna ask my dear would you mind coming up and help me just give her a big round of applause tonight no just stand right over there I know buddy was a little rude to you tonight want to try and make that up to you by being nice you not telling me they couldn't hear tell everybody what your name is but no Manton Naranjo Naranjo okay and who are you here with your husband what who is this gentleman here they're just friends okay what is this gentleman Sam where's it Ted Ted come on up here keep her company give Ted a big round of love why don't we get a front of it right on the trapdoor very good Ted okay we're gonna have some fun with you guys the wonderful thing about we're gonna do you guys are gonna be the stars of the show you don't have to end even stand here and look good and you got that going wonder if your other well you me and every I had you day then guy yet had you day I'm saying say your thing dings too long I can't be wrong I'll just put your skinny-ass next to line hills or mountains I can fly everybody sing along together I guess you guys are great my name is Pete

Channel: Pete Michaels

Views: 1,221,075

Rating: 4.4279895 out of 5

Keywords: ventriloquist, pete michaels, comedian

Id: UqEl06DpEhU

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 09 2009